/heem/ - Pizza Time

25-0 confirmed

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You may not like this, but this is how peak performance looks like.

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49-1
25-1

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*triggers you*

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>he's big and black so he deserves the fight more than one of the greatest fighters of all time

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Gabi garcia wants my dick. How does that make you virgins feel?

>Tap to strikes from Matt Serra
>Greatest fighter of all time

Um.....

>>74460411

You know that GSP is a welterweight right casual?

*ducks twice to fight dinosaurs*
artem when

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

>>74460415
we have to see your post first

>>74460438
>what is that boss ? You want to give me a raise ?
>and an easier job to do ?
>nah fuck that

>>74460428
Aww it's babbies first time seeing somebody take a fight in a different weight class

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Is Khabib loses, I assume the memes will be unbearable.

>>74460491
Why? Ferguson is objectively the better fighter

>>74460491
Part of the reason I don't want him to lose is cause of how this general will just become /pol/-lite.

Khabib has never fought anyone that was taller than him with significant reach until now.

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>>74460475

>>74460512
>>>/r/eddit

>>74460520
Delete

>>74460525
Point proven.

>>74460512
everytime black vs white happens its /pol/-lite

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The mental manlet can't resist (you)'ing me.

>>74460541
Never used to be that way till recently with the influx of casuals.

>>74460547
haha what
That shit's been happening as long as BLACKED has been a meme
Were you here for Gus vs Rumble?

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>>74460543
You need me.

>>74460539
Not an argument, think you'd be happier on /r/mma

Legit question - isn't Conor just a really good boxer and a so-so MM artist overall?

I mean his kicks are pretty much dismissible and he runs from clinch like fire.

>>74460568
Beg me

Case in point -> >>74460547

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>>74460523
he's awesome against manlets!

>>74460563
>That shit's been happening as long as BLACKED has been a meme

/heem/ existed before 2014 and before anyone knew what a "McGregor" was.

>>74460569
If Conor is a so-so martial artist then what does that make Holloway, Aldo, Alvarez etc?

>>74460569
Conor is a wrestler

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>>74460603

>>74460595
So now recently is three years ago.
Gus vs Rumble happened before 189 when McGregor exploded in popularity anyways.

>his favourite active fighter isn't mark hunt

>>74460601
I think he meant Conor is a so-so Mighty Mouse artist which is actually true cause MM has defended his belt several times

>>74460601
I was wrong.

>>74460618

Gus vs. Rumble happened January 2015. Not 3 years ago. Seems you can't count.

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>>74460593
That's more than Georges can say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=48&v=2aqKaWwT4IE
HYPE IS REAL

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>I remember a time in Cuba waiting for food in line at the market. We were only allowed a certain amount each time we went. One day I had just started training wrestling at the Olympic center and a man took my paper and cut in front of me to get the food. That man was the right hand of God that day. Not only was I able to eat that day, I ate gooooood. I will have my vengeance soon
Punished Romero is going to literally murder Bisping, I feel sorry for him

>>74460465
Landodo is so fucking clean, if i was dana id let him lose more than shamrock before releasing him

>>74460633
You said 2014 in your post, I was referring to that.

>>74460633
>2015
>2016
>2017

That's 3 years retard

>>74460656

So this is the power of British education.

>>74460491
>unBEARable
already getting started

>>74460656
Wow.

I think it's you who's a retard.

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>>74460662
kek

>>74460656
2017 isnt over yet mate
Right after you came out your moms vagina did you say you were 1 year old?

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>>74460664

>>74460674
>>74460670
>>74460662
>You mongs in charge of understanding jokes


Howling

>>74460499
>inferior wrestling
>inferior grappling
>better

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>74460650
You said this has been happening for a long time, then listed a fight that happened only recently.

>>74460678
Holly looks like the wife from House of Cards here

>>74460689
You can have this one man

>>74460688
>superior striking
>superior cardio
>worse

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>74460683
>haha I was only pretending

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>>74460683

>>74460683
>i-i-i was only pretending

Next time learn how to count to three before calling people retards.

>>74460656
>same genepool as bisbong and yall are surprised

>>74460683
You didn't fucking troll me fuck you I'm not mad not mad not mad ARRRRGGGGHHHH

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHP4Bj2W0O0

>>74460683

If I was you, I'd close this tab then come back a few hours later.

>>74460695
This is MMA, not boxing.

>>74460700
>>74460701
>>74460703
Imagine being this fucking thick, embarrassing

>>74460715
Like Tony can only strike or some shit
The fuck man

>>74460695
>superior cardio

We dont know that, Khabib trains in the caucus mountains, even owns a house up there. He hasnt looked depleted after 3 rounds in any of his fights yet

>>74460716
>saying things incorrectly is the height of comedy

Plebeians, amirite?

>>74460713
That speaks volumes about you, little pussy who's never cracked a joke in his life

>>74460712
thank you

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>>74460716
keep trying to play it off like you were only pretending to be retarded LOL

>>74460727
Guarantee you got bullied at school you absolute mong

>>74460734
Reddit frog

Tony wins

>>74460719
If he tries to grapple with Khabib he's getting murdered. You can't be objectively the better fighter if you're only the favourite in one phase.

>>74460716
>britbongs in charge of knowing how to count

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>ITT: Autistic britbong ruins everything
probably a Schaubposter too

Khabib by easy victory, cap this post

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>>74460739
Is this supposed to be banter?

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>>74460716

2017-2015 = 3

Yo what are the best PPV/fightnight cards since UFC 191?

Just realised I can watch everything from 191 onwards on BT's website

Great 2016 recap from out friends at r/mma

>>74460741
That's very basic analysis at best. Khabib can hardly afford to strike for extended periods with Tony, so I guess Khabib's losing? Your logic works two ways.

>>74460723

Tony has superior cardio. This is a fact.

>>74460759
>Yo

>>74460748
Sounds like me saying you got bullied at school hit a little close to home

>>74460756
>>74460742
>Americans in charge of knowing what a joke is

cheeky repeating digits and lando calls out pettis after demolishing and mauling teymur

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGkemgDeeu4&index=3&list=PLe53YGUzssKqJDDFWR8pDoW2B5H_KOdEo

>>74460759
UFC 199 was hands down the best PPV ever top to bottom.

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>>74460750
Tony will make America Great Again.

Enshrine this post.

>>74460762
When was the last time Ferg knocked anyone out?

>>74460769
You called me a retard for saying 2015 wasn't 3 years ago.

The only real joke there is that someone who has worse math skills than a kindergarten child is posting on /heem/

>>74460415
She's a big gal

>>74460767
got a problem blud

>>74460769
>haha no srsly guys i know how to count i was merely pretending!!
>im not retarded guys stop bullying me!!!
Keep trying to convince yourself you aren't retarded

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>>74460783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGkemgDeeu4&index=3&list=PLe53YGUzssKqJDDFWR8pDoW2B5H_KOdEo

>>74460764
>its fact
>we dont have the evidence to make that judgement yet

Someone check the elevation on dagestans mountains vs big bear

>>74460769
Are you still pretending?

>>74460782
>dat Wikipedia analysis
If you go to Youtube you can watch him beat the absolute shit out of Josh Thompson
It's ridiculous that people say T-Ferg has no power

>>74460792
Someone check the elevation in Mexico City against RDA.

>>74460773
Nice try. My digits will prove that you should have bet the house on Teymur.

>>74460782
Oh and why does he need to knock him out if he can take rounds via striking?
Are you the guy who gets platinum mad over the Barboza fight?

>>74460783
>>74460789
Called you a fucking dumb mong for not being able to work out when somethings obviously a joke, you're still embarrassing yourself

>>74460796
Did I touch a nerve you little autist? You're having flashbacks to your swirlies right now

>>74460782
he hurts people on the feet and submits them when they shoot in/leave their neck exposed. He could very well just continue punching if he wants to.

Tony's going to slow down Khabib with his superior dancing

what's the fakest sport

>>74460809
Your first reply to me was calling me a retard for being able to count correctly.

Where's the joke there you inbred?

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>>74460777
189 was better

>>74460815
>fakest
every sport
>realest
wwe

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>>74460633
>Gus vs. Rumble happened January 2015. Not 3 years ago. Seems you can't count.
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>>74460809
This is almost as autistically bad as the time the Schaubposter got bullied into crying and talking about how badly he fucked his life up
Heem yourself buddeh

>>74460815
mma

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t-thanks Dana

>>74460656
You do know that we're only 2 months into 2017 right?

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there was just a shooting at an MMA gym here

>>74460798
His constant forward pressure is going to bite him in the ass against Khabib.

Khabib can keep Ferg in the grappling phase once he gets Ferg down. How does Tony keep Khabib in the striking phase without getting clinched and taken down?

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>>74460415
Better you than me.

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>>74460825

>>74460781
>mesoamerican mud rape baby
>crusader
>Ireland already this desperate

Khabib

>>74460819
>>74460828
You've had it explained to you multiple times you double digit IQ inbred retard

>>74460822
Imagine getting this mad when somebody says you got bullied at school, must have been pretty bad you fucking pansy

>>74460829
>Thank God your safe
>God
fucking retards

>>74460834
>with Anderson Silva on the verge

So this confirms that winner of Bong/GSP faces Anderson. What a dumpster-fire.

>>74460841
What's so funny about an inbred Brit not knowing how to count?

Where's the humor in that fella?

>>74460820
i think top to bottom 199 is better, 189's prelims largely sucked

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>>74460842

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>>74460841
haha jokes on you I was pretending to not know you were joking, obviously somebody doesn't know how to joke! Idiot!

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>>74460836
>Canada backs mudslime shocker

>>74460841
Have you even heard a joke before?

zane connor and pat rewatched gsp vs. hendricks and said oh yeah gsp actually won

>>74460853
Maybe you are right, I rarely remember prelims

>>74460831
By punching him in the face repeatedly?
He could also spook Khabib off his takedown game somewhat if he threatens with a close sub off of one too.
I don't know if T-Ferg will win but people are underselling him because muh big scary 22-0

Islam Makhachev

>>74460868
Unlike you I actually had mates to joke around with growing up and didn't get my lunch money nicked daily

>>74460860
>>74460851
Yanks really are subhuman retards

>>74460842
My BJJ instructor was telling me that he got in some shit with Chuck Norris for making fun of evolution when he was doing a seminar over in Utah back in the 80s today

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>>74460445
Wouldst thou like to see the world?

>>74460875
He won't threaten a sub. Khabib never shoots with his neck exposed.

Khabib isn't Rousey; he has the highest striking defence at lightweight.

who is the current unironical undisputed 4D chess master?

>>74460892
>yanks
literally cringed

>>74460867
Im Indian you moron, khabib just has that immigrant mentality that makes him relatable

>>74460900
Nobody fucking cares

Best post fight presser of all time too

>>74460898
His striking defense is his grappling ability and not his actual ability to not get hit though.

can't wait for
>Yoel vs Jacare 2: Retribution
>Yoel vs Jacare 3: The Final Chapter
>Cain vs JDS 4: Requiem
>Mighty Mouse vs Benevidez 3: Lost in New York

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>>74460892
Are you retarded you retard? You don't know what a joke is do you? Fucking inbred idiot I already explained to you I was JOKING. Why don't brits know what a joke is?

>>74460892
I am cringing at how much you're still trying to save face.

>>74460892
If you've heard jokes before, why are you pretending that you made one? There's no misdirection and no punchline except for your shitting up the thread.

>>74460921
>>74460922
Why are Americans so fucking dumb?

>>74460895
*making fun of creationism

>>74460892
>yanks
literally fucking cringed

>>74460904
>indian
LLLLLLOL

>>74460928

Please take my advice: >>74460713

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>>74460899

>>74460928
>not getting the joke
lmao @ this idiot

>>74460904
He's a muslim and he knows how to poo in the loo though, you two are nothing alike

>>74460916
Striking defence is literally just strikes thrown and missed against you. Grappling doesn't enter into it.

>>74460759
FN 81
UFC 193
UFC 194
FN 84
UFC 196
FN 85
UFC 198
UFC 199
FN 88
TUF 23
FUCK UFC 200 FUCKING NO BONE JONES
FUCK 201 LAWLER GOT HEEMED BY COMBAT RILLA(good card tho)
UFC 202
UFC 203
FN 95 Roidborg heemed some who
TUF Latin America 3 Finale (Tonys gonna win)
UFC 205
UFC on Fox: Van Zant v. Waterson
UFC 207 (Fuck it was hard to watch Dom lose so bad, TAM finally got him)
FN 104

>>74460928
>on a site started by an american teenager
>talking exclusively about american mma companies
>"english" champion lives in america
lmao enjoy your no guns

When did Rashard get so old?

For 100 posts this inbred nigga has been trying to convince people that he was making a joke by not being able to know 2015 was 2 years ago instead of 3.

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>>74460918
>yfw Weidman/Rockhold 2 for the interim belt
>yfw Yoel/Jacare 2 for the interim interim title
>>74460948
Are you serious? If you spend a lot of time grappling, there's a way smaller sample size so the numbers are skewed.

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>both fergy and khalabeeb are my boys

idk what to feel lads...

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>"you're retarded!!"
>"No, YOU'RE retarded!!!"

Shut up you dorks. Biggest nerds on /heem/ the lot of you

>>74460916
The stat is based on time standing up, not on the ground. do people forget that khabib traded with RDA?

>>74460923
Ahh yes of course there wasn't any misdirection you fucking thicko, you don't know the meaning of the word

The only thing shitting up the thread is little cry babies like you shitting themselves cos they can't work things out and have to get the last word in even after getting repeatedly Btfo

>>74460931
Wow you literally cringed, who fucking cares you gay cunt

>>74460935
Take your own advice you pussy

>>74460944
Still embarrassing yourself

>>74460950
You mad cunt? Sounds like you've got a bit of a chip on your shoulder there champ

>>74460900
We say that over here faggot, it's like me cringing when you say brits. No one is a brit except mudslime scum

>>74460966

Same. It's the worst feeling imaginable.

>>74460971

What's wrong with you?

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>>74460971

>Didn't live in a timeline where AKA had Khabib, Luke, DC and Cain as simultaneous champs

>>74460971
jesus christ... brits really are inbred

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>>74460965
>mfw GSP/Bisping 2

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>>74460949
>no 204

Literally only 2 decisions on a whole card and both of those were spicy

>>74460984
I've got this terrible affliction called having a triple digit IQ, you wouldn't understand
>>74460986
Simbly ebin

>>74460990
>I've been Btfo and can't even think of an argument

Back to reminiscing about getting your head flushed down the loo

>>74460971
>Abdullah is going all in on the joke angle
Holy fuck mate let it go

>>74460970
Three things
As I said to the other guy, since he stands so little the sample size is a lot lower.
The takedown threat allows grapplers to stand with strikers.
Finally, don't give me that FightMetric shit when you can watch the tape and see that his striking defence is subpar compared to the rest of his game

>>74461000
Fuck off brown noser

>>74460997
>I've got this terrible affliction called having a triple digit IQ

That enables you to not be able to count to 3?

>>74460966
It's mac n cheese vs wonderbread all over again

>>74461012
I think that was a joke

>>74460656
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>>74460997
>Inbreeding
Britain is finished

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>bisping ducks tyron
>gsp ducks tyron

Predict UFC 209 buy rate.

I say 750k

Tony Ferguson, Wonderboy and Rashad Evans

>>74461011
Stop sperging goatfucker, you're making your fellow ''''brits'''' look like cunts

>>74461026
450k

is tony and khabib the greatest fight in terms of talent in lw history?

>>74461033
>Fellow Brits

Fuck off little rat

>>74461020
Ahh yes so 'good' you said the same thing twice in a row

>>74461026
I'll take the under, plebs keep on plebbing

>>74460994
The whole card was whos, I only watched for the main event, which was Bisbong keeping distance from hendo spamming a meme weapon. Also I wanted Hendo to leave with the belt being in my opinion having one of the grittiest hardest fought careers ever

>>74461042
>450k

It will do more than that man. All the Russians will be buying it.

>>74460994
Santos-Martin was awful

>>74461062
They get it for free on TV. A lot of foreigners do

>>74460656
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>>74461050
>makes dumb joke
>gets called out by like 20 people
spends the next hour responding to every single reply to every single one of his posts with some juvenile quip shit he thinks is called an "argument"
>THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE.jpg

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>>74461062
>russians
>buying
lol

Quick 5 seconds to name 5 English MMA fighters.

We have Michael Bisping, uh Ross Pearson....

>>74461059
Oh you didn't have 206 on your list either, you are certified goof, don't bother replying

>>74461084
Jimi Manuwa

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>>74461020
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/children/11723308/First-cousin-marriages-in-Pakistani-communities-leading-to-appalling-disabilities-among-children.html

its true, this is a big problem in the UK,its just gunna be a bunch of inbred disabled muslims muslims stumbling around soon. Probably why Bisping lives on California kek

>>74461084
The nig who lied for his visa? Saul Rogers or smtn right? Ehh.. Paddy Pimblet?

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spergy I'm sorry you have to see your boy get destroyed on Saturday

Ferguson is going to fuck him up

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Can Dad Kelly shock the world again?

>>74461084
Brad Pickett

>>74461079
He's an inbred arab, they literally never give up arguing despite looking stupider and stupider.
To them last word means you win no matter how retarded the word is.
>I know from experience.
>>74461050
Were your parents first or second cousins?

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Whoever is letting Rashad fight is criminally negligent.

>>74461084

Brad "Mouse Killer" Pickett

>>74461106
post slip

>>74461084
dan hooker

So England's best fighters are Bisping, Brad Pickett and Ross Pearson?

>>74461108
Blood for the blood god.

>>74461086
I didnt buy it because DC pulled out, Holloway v. Pettis is the farthest from interim status, further making iterim belts a meme, and cowboy headkicking someone with more toes than braincells

>>74461108

He's value as an underdog 2bh

>>74461026
One less from because I wont be home

So before the all bandwagoners come in, where do I find streams? Ones that dont crash in the middle of fights?

help me out, I dont have computers skills

>>74461119
JUST

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>Teymur by KO is +776

Free

name one good American fighter. don't try posting niggers

>>74461180
cormier

>>74461164
Literally Readit /mmastreams
Just pick and choose from there

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Woodley vs Thompson
Nurmagomedov vs Furguson
Evans vs Kelly
Vannata vs Teymur
Hunt vs Overeem

>>74461119
Damn man that's kind of sad.

>>74461177
>Koing Groovy Lando

yeah no,he showed a great chin in the Ferg fight

>>74461164
>where do I find streams?

ufc.tv goof

>>74461180
Your dad's bull.

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>>74461186
DC is whiter than Wonderboy.

>>74461194
>kelly
shiggy dig

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>>74461194
Woodley
Nurmagomedov
Evans
Vannata
Hunt

>>74460520
reach doesn't matter when you're on your back tho

>>74461136

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>>74461194

Woodley
John Wick
Kelly
Groovy
Hunt

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>>74461194

Wonderboy
Ferguson
Evans
Vannata
Overeem

>>74461207
He almost got knocked out which is why he went straight into his D'arce and offered no resistance

Teymur hits very hard and accurately

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>>74461194
STEPHEN
KHABIB
RASHAD
LANDON
ALISTAIR

>>74461230

Each round starts on the feet.

friday i show you my weight, saturday i show you my spirit

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>>74461194

Woodley
Nurmagomedov
Kelly
Vannata
Overeem

>>74460520
Didn't Johnson have a 6" reach advantage on him?

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>>74461194
Stephen Wonderboy Thompson
Tony Ferguson
Rashad Evans
Lando Vannata
Mark Hunt

>>74461244
vannata almost finished ferguson

i make this fight

Was Teymur the guy who said "I'm gonna fuck you up real bad bro" or something to that effect during a staredown on TUF?

>>74461003
>The takedown threat allows grapplers to stand with strikers.

Why do you keep saying this as though it's meaningful? It doesn't matter why you don't get hit if you're facing top guys.

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Cannonier is my lowkey boy 2bh

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>>74461194
Wonderboy
Tony
Kelly
Vannata
Hunt

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>>74461136
whoops

>>74461230
Ferguson is a BJJ black belt dude, he's a grappler by nature

people keep talking as though this is a striker vs grappler matchup but Ferguson's strength is his grappling lol

>>74461259
take care of your underwears

>>74461269
I think for the first time I'm gonna tail you on this one adan.

Those niggas shouldn't be underdogs.

>>74461259
he said something like watch your underwear because Im gonna fug u

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>>74461194
Tyrone
Ferguson
Rashad
Vannata
Hunto

>>74461267
When did Jai Courtney start fighting??

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>>74461194
Woodley
Khabib
Kelly
Teymur
Overeem

even if he ends up winning i can't wait to see kebab get cut up and bloodied by tony's elbows. tired of people treating that dryhumping mudslime like he's invincible.

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This guy he no pay money. Team money.

Belt change him.

>>74461302
khabib is demolishing tony

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>>74461194
Wonderwoman
Wick
Kelly rippa
Banana
Samoan sam

>>74461269
>bjjtist
>only gets subs by darce

Okay.png

>>74461302

Stop holding bitterness down in you burm soul.

I am the new John Wick.

>>74461244
just rewatched it and he seems more gassed than rocked

he had his hands down most of the R2

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>>74461277
>>74461136

honestly I'm super surprised that Hunt, Ferguson and Tyron are underdogs

like what the fuck lol look at the value in this bet

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>>74461136
pls no bully

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Be honest guys. Does he have a chance?

>>74461356

A pizza too far

dirty herb stopped mcgregor chad early

>>74460415
would you?

>>74461257
Tony slipped

>>74461356
literally only three mistakes lost him the last fight. woodley is an arrogant dumbass who has openly said he won't change anything about his gameplan because "he never hurt me". wonderbread will pick him apart.

>>74461083

>no women anywhere near the main card
>one of the greatest cards of all time from a match up stand point

Coincidence?

>>74461351
put a cheeky bet on Dan Kelly, he's underdog against old man Rashad

whats some 209 heem triggering results

The obvious one is Woodley by R1 ko

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>>74461356
No, it's over =[
He got smashed in the last fight after trying super hard and now he's on a diet of Pizza and touchbutt before the do-over

>>74461326
That's a good point. Lando has some nice mewvment but I don't think it's particularly well enough to avoid enough damage. Even against Makdessi he was getting worked to the body a little

I think Teymur by KO at +776 is way too hard to pass up

>>74461389
Lando getting heemed inside the first round

>>74461389

khalabib-tony draw

>>74461389
khabib 50-44

Imagine thinking people actually have trouble counting to 3.

>>74461379
>three mistakes lost him the last fight
Uh huh
>woodley is an arrogant dumbass who has openly said he won't change anything about his gameplan
Funny about how I just watched an interview where he said he's not going in with the same game-plan

Why are you lying on the internet? And yes Thompson didn't hurt him at all in the entire fight.

>>74461389
Why would Woodley winning trigger anyone other than spastics?

>>74461405
Ferguson 50-Dismembered

>>74461405
But this literally will happen.

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>>74461194
Woodley via R2 TKO
Khabib via R3 TKO
Kelly via SD
Banana via spicy UD
Overeem via econo UD

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>>74461389
/heem/ is beginning to change its ways but I fear the racial divide is still too intense and a Woodley victory would trigger the pasty whiteboys

>>74461419
>Why would Woodley winning trigger anyone other than spastics?
Because nobody wants what could be an epic fight with a fighter like wonderboy end in a 1 round heem other than people who have wood for Woodley

>>74461442
>he doesnt have wood for woodley
>point fighter vs ko artist

>>74461389
If Maia doesn't get the title shot next I might cry, so I'm rooting for Woodley (who won the last fight anyway).
If the guy is able to beat Masvidal and has to wait for the Woodley-Wonderboy trilogy I think he'll an hero.

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>implying the Pizza carb him up and give him the extra bit of energy he needs in the fifth round

>>74461389
The americans would love if woodley ko'd wonderboy desu

>>74461388
I might do that actually. Rashad is probably near dead from the cut, could be suffering from Tim Kennedy syndrome

>>74461442
I want Woodley to win cause he's the more well rounded opponent.

>>74461451
>ninja who throws spinning shit every round and heems half his opponents with crazy headkicks from nowhere and whose only defense comes from moving like he's in the matrix
vs
>guy who sits behind his tree trunk arms and waits to land 1 punch which ends the fight

>>74461483
>and waits to land 1 punch
t.casual who has only seen one Woodley fight in his entire life

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anybody plan on watching bellator?

>>74461483
>edmund ellenburger
>hendricks post usada
>rory post 189
t. youtube highlight casual

>>74461492
when
and who's fighting?

>>74461194
Wonderboi
Kebab
Evans
Vannata
Reem

>>74461462
I want Maia to have his title shot too and I think a Wonderboy win is the fastest way.

Woodley will continue pursuing bullshit moneyfights if he is still champion and Wonderboy seems like the guy who wants to fight a top contender without bullshiting around and creating drama

Also Maia will pass through Masvidal one way or another imo

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>>74461194
Woodley
Khabib
Evans
Vannata
Overeem

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>>74461504
cuties are fighting

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>>74461194
Woodley
Ferguson
Kelly
Vannata
Hunt

>>74461492
No but I'll watch COPS afterwards with my /heem/ bros

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>>74461194
>wonderboy
>ferguson
>kelly
>lando
>hunt

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>>74461194
Wonderboy
Ferguson
Evans
Vannata
Overeem

Woodley has the highest take down percentage in WW history and he gets no hespect at all. All he needs to do is wrestle more than he did last time, if Thompson decides to brawl then he's getting knocked out.

Odds makers are so wrong on this one. If anything it should be Woodley -150 Thompson +110

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>>74461492
right here

>>74461356
a big chance at being BLACKED

>>74461528
I bread heavily at the sight of this fertility queen

>>74460877
you slam Makhachev?