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>I don't think the Canucks are the front runners for the Cup next season

Is there a more Reddit, or dare I say, Plebbit, opinion?

>>74455274
DELET THIS

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>bruh we drank so much natty last night at the bonfire just us bros

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SOMEONE STOP THE FUCKING BLACKHAWKS WTF????!!

IM LITERALLY SHAKING

>>74455311
don't worry m8 nashville will dispose of them

>>74455311
toews are awaken

>>74455295
atlanta deserves another team

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10th for anime

>>74455338
Based desu

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>>74455332
They've had 2 chances. Why can't they learn to keep a team?

Icing an entire black line-up didn't help them either.

>>74455343
best black lineup of all time

Country music tbdesu

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>>74455343
>Icing an entire black line-up
totally forgot about that. god, what a meme team they were. almost 100% blacks and cast-off eastern europeans

>>74455361
kovalchuk + kozlov = ???

WIll the blots scrape their way into the playoffs? If stamkos comes back will they win the cup?

>>74455361
Eastern Europeans are just miscolored blacks

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>>74455350
They just needed to go one step further. They didn't collect all the dragon balls.

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there's only enough room in this thread for one of anime and country music

which is it, /hoc/?

>>74455366
dont forget hossa

>>74455338
Why would the dumpire wear the jersey of a literal who when >your team has real players?

>>74455366
kovy + kozlov = antropov (the patrician slav)

>>74455387
neither..??

>>74455402
>antropov
i still dont see why the thrashers werent more successful with that talent

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>>74455402
And Burmistrov, when he was actually good.

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>>74455415
i miss young, innocent, supple atlanta-era burmistrov, before winnipeg broke his spirt

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>>74455442
>when he was 19
>vs when he was 24

Slavs age like milk.

carmella bing

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Jekkets desu

>>74455387
Country is officially /hocs genre/

>>74455462
teams that will never be my team....


am i a preds fan or a jets fan still?

>mild fans are so excited because they are finally the big guy >for you in the western conference
>they don't realize they are a meme team with shit advanced stats

Kek I can't wait for when they lose in the 1/2nd round

>>74455387
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIj0dKfFdPw
Fuck you buddy.

>>74455465
Wrong, country fags only care about rodeo, wrestling, NASCAR, and football. There are no rinks out in the country and nobody gives two fucks about hockey. Most country musicians are from big cities anyway just larping as rural folk

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Is he really expected to perform in the playoffs?

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that last playoff spot is ours

>>74455538
>Most country musicians are from big cities anyway just larping as rural folk
most people who identify as "country" or whatever variant do this, and man is it weird as fuck. also hilarious seeing people born and raised in the suburbs, driving minivans and insisting they are country.

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>>74455538
>Most country musicians are from big cities anyway just larping as rural folk
Yes, and that city is Nashville.

>>74455547
No it's not. The Blots will miss the playoffs but get a shitty draft pick. Learn to tank

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Hey Chiraq.
The cubs won the world series. The twinks are shit. The bears are shit, the vikings are shit. LMAO who cares about NBA.
Just let Toes break his wrist and rehap while fucking 19 whores a week at UND.
You can get your hard fought 7 game series loss to Nashville.
Asking you as a friend.

>P.S. Keith is a nigger. Like rage babby uncontrollable emotions nigger.

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>>74455574
what? nashville is a known anime hub

>>74455538
LARPing, short for Live Action Role Playing, is a way to get away from everyday life and explore a world of your own making with friends. LARPing involves acting out fantastical scenarios and engaging in make-believe combat with other players while role-playing as a fictional character.

>>74455332
I agree. It would be nice to see another Canadian team when they inevitably relocate.

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Holy hell glad I dont live in some shithole that has no outdoor rinks

>The shity of Tennessee
>Zero (0) outdoor rinks
>converts forced /tv/ memes to assuage some canadian autist
Sad!

What is the Canadian NHL team, with the fewest fans and the worst fan base?

>>74455610
>the Hawks losing to Trashville

I dont think so, shitposter-kun

>>74455702
get the fuck out

>>74455610
I have no idea if that was English or what. Keith does chimp out. And not hilarious chimping out. Like damn nigga chill the fuck out chimping out.

>>74455702
your autism will never end. respect to your journey

@74455702
The two are mutually exclusive
Fuck off costa rico

>>74455710
And where do you want me to go then?

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>>74455398
> thinks Roman Josi's a literal who

>>74455718
i'd prefer if you killed yourself but i'd be fine if you just went to /mlb/

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Good night, fans of inferior teams.

>>74455725
I would never commit suicide

4chan is too crazy


That there is no sanity and common sense in 4chan?


What a shame

>>74455702
Halifax

>>74455711
What part did you have a hard time understanding?
Should I add more clicks?

>>74455702
What do you get out of this shitposting lad?

>>74455702
Moncton

>>74455702
>fewest fans
Probably Ottawa or Vancouver

>worst fan base
Definitely Toronto

>>74455745
There is no team NHL team in Halifax.


And is there any city in Canada where soccer is more popular than that ice hockey shit?

>>74455772
>There is no team NHL team in Halifax.

That's what you think. Their fans are just that bad

>>74455772
Port Radium

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>>74455724
I read 59 as 56.

>>74455790
>average /hoc/ user

>>74455610
stop false flagging pls

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>>74455808
Been a long day.

ayy lmao

>>74455574
nashville has become unbearable cause of the transplant faggots moving here.

>>74455505

They're coached by Bruce Boudreau. The guy who got the 'Caps lose in the 2nd round meme' going and couldn't do shit with Anaheim.

Why do Mild fans think he's going to all of a sudden figure crap out with Minnesota and get past a team in Chicago that has kicked their ass 3 times in the last 4 playoffs?

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>>74455274
>Not waiting until the day the move was announce

alright lads my friend got tickets to the sens/avs game and he decided to invite me, I live in Ottawa. Problem is, I have no knowledge of the sens this season, I haven't really paid any attention since david cameron got sacked. Can anyone give me any info on this upcoming game?

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>>74455274
>i listen to rythmic yodeling played to literally the same exact chord progression every time

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>>74456002
bamp

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What feelings are you going to have when the Cup comes home to Minnesota?

>>74456051
honestly I'm not sure I'll still be watching hockey in the nursing home

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>>74456105
nice

>you will never bear the shackles of Finnish heritage

Feels good, man.

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>>74456051

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>tfw your GM only adds grit and D and no scoring

welp Carey's time to shine

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>>74456200
>tfw your GM only adds 3rd round picks

https://youtu.be/FldD5hCrIWY

:)

>>74456051
I don't believe in the afterlife, but my fossil will probably be really excited.

>>74455274
>hockey team in Minnesota unable to turn a profit

That must be some serious Hebrew accounting with those numbers

>Tampon Gay trades Filppula, a 4th, and a conditional 7th for Mark Streit
>They then trade Mark Streit for a 4th in 2018
what exactly happened here?

>>74456424
Paying Tavares 13mil a season this offseaaon for 8 years.

Cap this post, and include me in the screencap of your cap.

>>74456424
They really, really wanted a 4th round pick

>>74456424
tampa basically unloaded salary to free up space to resign their RFAs, and also don't have to protect filppula in the expansion draft anymore

also philly got hosed because they are morons

>>74456424
Cap space

>>74456424
yzerman is braindead

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>tfw intelligent enough to value and appreciate +/-

>sipping coffee and contemplating where to celebrate Wild's cup win

>>74456677
The nearest psychiatric hospital should do

>>74456465
yes but mark streit expires this season

Hyvää huomenta!

>>74456677
come to my place we can play tekken and eat traditional minnesotan foods.

>>74456614
>Jeff Schultz led the league at +55 in 09-10

Its more meme a stat than 'advanced' stats

More like poopoopeepeejarvi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuWWtM-i_Io

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can somebody bogpill me on filpulla?

>>74457023
great all around player. Good option on either 2nd or 3rd line center. If you have already great centers he is great winger too.

>>74456424
Trampa fans pretending that Yzerman is a genious despite the fact that this year was supposed to be trampas year and yzerman completely failed in building a competitive team.

>>74456051
I find it only fitting that Finnesota wins the year both finland and nhl turn 100.

>>74457100
>100
HOLY SHIT CONFIRMED

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>>74457100
It has been foretold

>>74457153
why is she hiding her belly button

>>74457153
More like finntold

>>74457194
so you can't see her belly fat.

>>74457194
Why should she show off her bellybutton?

>>74457273
So we know she isn't a clone.

>Pedro has been more useful to strawhats than zoro after timeskip
hmm really makes you wonder..

holy doodoo, who is Schmalz, he is so based, I want to play like him, wtf

fucking timezones, fucking work, I missed the game of the season last night

>>74456019
they 're in a playoff spot

Hammond
Turris
Karlson
Bobby Ryan

why did the Devils trade Parentau? Not a good move

>>74457273
I love belly buttons

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>two elite goaltenders
>the best defenseman in the NHL
>the best Corsi in the NHL
>the best possession in the NHL
>just added Iginla for the lulz
>Kopitar, Pearson, Gaborik and Toffoli are getting hot
>Carter will be a Hart and Rocket Richard finalist
>everyone is healthy now

Literally no one can stop the Kings

>>74457764
>kopitar, carter, doughty and quick getting REKT by a finnish manlet

What did they mean by this.

Ever notice how /hoc/ sucks when I'm not here? Discuss

>tfw /hoc/ just became shit :/

>>74457845
Then fuck off back to /tv/

>>74457855
>finn dubs
gtfo please

>>74457861
It's pretty funny how I'm literally the only freethinking person in existence. Everyone else just memes it up and can't say anything directly

>>74457840
Ok sean

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>>74457873
I feel you, Canada.

>>74457874
/hoc/ really is obsessed. You people can't get enough of me

Follow me on twitter @RobertBoulder11

>>74457874
Good post

>>74457913
can you wait a moment? I will wash my dishes first.

>>74457975
>he doesn't use disposable cups and plates
What are you doing with your life?

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>eiii vittu; the calder trophee, Auwstin. Hand it ohver.

>>74456405
here's a write-up about it from plebbit

I know a bit about this, and no, it wasn't the exclusive advertising rights. The operators of the Target Center even offered to pay off Pepsi's remainder of the contract on behalf of the North Stars. There were other forces at work...
But very few know the actual story, so here's the slightly-condensed version:
The problem was that Norm Green wanted out ASAP (allegations of sexual misconduct were swarming like flies to shit,) and when he went public with the intent to move to a new stadium (never mentioning Anaheim - just the MN markets at first,) Norm Green gave all of these governments just 8 months to find a solution to building a new stadium or he'd move the team "somewhere else". But Norm Green never put forth a plan for a new stadium, nor did the North Stars request any specific location. The north Stars never mentioned what role they would play in the financing of the new stadium, nor did they mention what role that they wanted to have in the management of the new stadium.
...Which was completely intentional. The threat forced the idea that he alone could move this team where ever he wanted to, which opened the door for the potential of the team being in a bidding war between not just cities in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area, but throughout North America.
It was a cunning move on his part, and it laid the groundwork for poorly handled relocation attempts for the next ten years - forcing cities that had invested in infrastructure to give even more to a private business in order to keep a franchise.

>>74458081
Back to the issue with Green demanding a new stadium: the Minnesota market was now left without any direction from the team about its preferences, and that intentional information gap left four cities (Minneapolis, St. Paul, Bloomington, and Minnetonka) scrambling to put separate bids together. Considering that the state legislature was not in session for the next four months, these cities were effectively bidding for a stadium with having the money in hand nor knowing their future sources of funding for it. The lack of information regarding what it would take to maintain the North Stars was dividing the desires of the fans and citizens of the state - again, a brilliant move on Green's part. By the time anyone got a proposal together (it took just 5 months for St. Paul to determine that the Civic Center needed to go and that they could build something for the North Stars there within three years,) Green's secret Anaheim deal feel through, and more accusations were flying at Norm Green. Only after the deal in Anaheim fell trough was it announced to the public that Minnesota could move to a new market - and they announced that a deal with Anaheim officials feel through.
The pressure was now full-bore on towns that initially thought that they were needing to build a new stadium to get some extra revenue in their town - now it's the whole market that could lose out.
But even at the Anaheim announcement, it was too late.
Because at this point in time, Norm had already had consultations with Dallas (and secretly had agreements in place,) but never mentioned them publicly. He played it off as Minnesota refusing to give a concrete plan, and that it was Minnesota's fault. Yet he asked them to keep working on it.

>>74458086
Remember - Norm Green knew that the North Stars was already gone by this point - he had signed the contracts.
And he knew he was golden because any move was signed off on by the NHL due to the horrible state of the North Stars' finances for the last 13 years. The NHL wanted stability, and it was willing to let Green abandon the most dedicated hockey market in the USA because Green never mentioned that was just tragic mismanagement that led to Minnesota's problems - not that the facts showed that a Minnesota franchise should be one of the richest teams in the NHL. The horseshit decisions of ownership led to the collapse - not the market.
At this point, individual cities and the state government spent several million dollars assembling plans for a stadium, and would spend several million more, to get a stadium done. But Green, having no stomach for admitting the truth (that the team was already gone to Dallas and the papers were signed,), allowed for the charade to continue, telling both the media and the politicians that he just needed a better deal.
All this did was allow for even more Minnesota tax dollars to be wasted - there was legally no chance for the North Stars to play in Minnesota the next season.
But none of this information was being made public. As the NHL looked into the finances of the North Stars franchise over the last 13 years, they came to see through the lies being told by Norm Green. Sadly, Norm Green boxed the NHL ownership group into a corner. They realized that the contract was already in place for the move, and that the wool was pulled over their eyes by Norm Green too.

>>74458088
The shit storm that hit the NHL over their approval of the relocation was predicted (internal memos leaked afterwards confirm the expected backlash,) and the NHL was forced to default to their only tenable public position - to support Norm Green's claims. Those claims - the accusations of Minnesota's failures to deliver a new stadium - the NHL hoped that they would stick, and that the NHL could publicly claim that they "saved" a franchise by allowing the North Stars to relocate to Dallas.
Here's the kicker: From the moment Norm Green had majority ownership of the North Stars to his signing of an agreement-in-principal to relocate to Anaheim was just 286 days. It was just another 105 days until he signed with Dallas.
That's a pretty short window to make an initial demand for a stadium, allow these cities to decide on possible locations, get estimates from possible construction partners, acquire estimates, raise bonding, put the bond issues before the public, coordinate with the state government to get financing in place, and to announce that it's a go. To say that the attempt was a failure on Minnesota's part is not the truth - the attempt was to give Norm Green, and later the NHL, plausible deniability by allowing them to say "See - we tried. It was their mistake, not ours."

>>74458089
By the time the NHL learned of the secret agreement with Dallas, it was too late for the NHL to jump in and stop it - other owners didn't want to set a precedent, and honestly enjoyed the comforts of being able to exert as much leverage as possible on state and local governments. It was only after the public release of the private agreements to move the team to Dallas, while trying to "faux-negotiate" with cities in Minnesota that the NHL admitted to the mistake. Those private agreements publicly came to light immediately after the awarding of an expansion franchise to Minnesota.
When Gary Bettman, (while speaking at the awarding ceremony of the MN Wild) said "We got it wrong - hockey never should have left Minnesota," he was speaking not just on the NHL leaving Minnesota, but on how the NHL should have stepped in at that time.

since that's an enormous read i'ma just create a paste bin here http://pastebin.com/4mX1ikwn
and not use 6 posts next time

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Nobody cares you dumb fagboy

>>74458081
>>74458086
>>74458088
>>74458089
>here's a write-up about it from plebbit

And it should've stayed on reddit. Neck yourself

in short:

>canadians
not even once

>>74458109
Don't fucking turn this on me. You're the one who fucked up. Accept responsibility and move on

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Redditfag btfo

Reminder that Americans invented reddit

Wher r the meens

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>its a dopeway wins another skiing event episode

HOW LONG CAN THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

Pedophilesota is about to get BTFO by cucklumbus

>>74458174
It was really obvious that they were going to win before they even started. I didn't really care about if we would get silver or bronze tbf, since there aren't any grudge between FInland and Sweden at the moment.
They'll win the men's competition too tomorrow.

But I am hoping that Niskanen might be able to challenge Norway in the 50 km race

Overall this has been a pretty boring WC tbf

>>74458174
Literally forever, who's gonna stop them?
Based Norge

>>74458185
Doubt it tbtbh

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>>74458174
you got your gold, be happy.

Am I bandwagon fan if I have a sweater of the best player on the team who I've been a fan of since they were drafted?

>>74458228
The definition of bandwagon

What games are today

Anyone else having captcha problems?

>>74458253
nhl.com

>>74458228
Maybe, maybe not.

Why is Nahsville weaboo central? hocpill me

>>74458284
It's not, Nashville is wanna be rural central, where everyone larps as a country blumpkin. Ironic really.
Animu central would probably be a place like San Jose or Brooklyn where they have tons of numales.

>>74458256
I'm fucking them up on purpose.
>>74458297
I don't believe that. Nashville is a weeb city, but they might be hiding their weeb levels. I imagine all Preds fans dressing up as cute catboys.

>>74458284
Fuck man, idk. Black people?
>>74458297
Yeah the Central part of TN like Nashville is the civilized part of the state.

Why did the whalers move

>>74458332
Can't post on other boards I keep getting captcha error even though I enter exactly what it says. REEEEEE

>>74458366
legacy or images?

>>74458368
Legacy

>>74458365
Sports teams can't survive in liberal places. Liberals don't have the mental toughness to appreciate them.

>>74458392
>Chicago
>New York
>California
What

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>"Damnit Gabe, we're still stuck here"
>"At least Jarome got traded, luck bastard"

>>74458399
>Chicago and New York
Fake liberal.
>California
Constant team turmoil.

>>74458406
>fake liberal
What

>>74458392
then how does new york host the oldest team in the

>nhl
>mlb-al
>nba

???

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>>74458404

>>74458408
Owned and run by old money non-libs. There are a lot of liberals in the cities, but it's not a city controlled by liberals.
>>74458411
Look above.

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just a friendly reminder that JEW york is not run by "liberals"

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Prepare your anus, bloos fans. The Kings are going in dry.

>>74458436
>jews are liberal
Nice meme. Do you think unions are also inherently liberal?

Actually look at the history of NY politics and you'll see a place that only looks liberal due to its size and diversity as a result. Most of the big projects made by NYC are "man, how do we make it harder to live here for non-millionaires?".

Heck, even pre-liberal rights issues. Pro-slavery, pro-school segregation to this day.

And trust me, Chicago is more of the same, especially with all of this black shit.

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I am going to give you 3 scenarios for the mild

>lose in the first 3 rounds
Get irate and cry refpuck. Then consider mumps and poodreau. Consider the Stars on whatever team we lost to are just better. Wish Parise hadn't already declined and I will feel remorseful about the looming cap rape.

>lose game 7 of the SCF at home
Seek out a riot on W 7th. Tell people I saw this coming in slurred speech. Watch the local stations the next day to see Poodreau's final form.

>win the Cup
Unimaginable things. One of them would likely involve the dive bar J R Macs. I would also try to find any finnish woman and sex her.

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>>74458445
>NY elects a jew mayor with jungle fever
>"LIBERAL LIBERAL"
>Smalltown in Texas elects a bunch of queers and trannys
>"just a bunch of good godfearin' conservatives."
Fact, the people who own NYC are more like Trump or fake Liberals like Hillary.
Fact, all that shit about guns or soda sizes are elusively done to shit on the poor just because the rich in NY hate the poor.
Fact, Chicago is no different.

dylan larkin

justin abdelkader

>>74458526
I bet poodreau wants to kill himself every day for having been drafted by this dumpster fire of a team

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>>74458550
>>74458590
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

Name the best player by draft pick

Undrafted Bust: Gretzky
1st round: Lemieux
2nd round:
3rd round:

etc etc

>>74458392
>detroit

>>74458671
aren't the wongs in the burbs with all the whites?

>>74458692
both the joe and pizza arena are downtown detoilet

>>74458703
how the hell do they get white people to show up? aren't the nogs looming the parking lot trying to steal your rims while you're inside enjoying the game?

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>>74458708
>how the hell do they get white people to show up?

they dont show up

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>>74458722
>the shitty known as detoilet

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>>74458730
>detoilet """""""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""

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>>74458722
>>74458730
>>74458735

>100.00%

>>74458708
Almost all downtown areas are decent. Nogs generally live in neighborhoods just outside of downtown. They congregate at the local Super America not outside the 20 story insurance company tower.

>t. someone who has been down probably every street in a biggish city

>>74458708
>>74458708
because detroit isn't a crime ridden shithole like chicago, it's just empty. Literally people just dont live there anymore.

and also, the highway leads directly into the parking garage, or into the casino's garage on the other end of the "center"

>>74458740
>selling tickets to companies & people who don't even show up

wow it's fucking nothing

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>playoff game

>>74458526
Ugliest jersey in the league, desu baka senpai.

>>74458740
>self-reported

Implying I'm going to believe any figures that an american franchise gives.

>>74458661
weren't Zetterberg and Datsyuk late rounders?

>>74458789
rounds 7 and 6 respectively

>wangz
Lmao how many decades before they git gud

>>74458822
your dubs suggest 2 decades

>>74458818
and Jamie Benn was a fifth rounder

>>74458828
If Detroit still exists in two decades that is.

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>>74458822
judging by those sweet digits, 2.

>>74458818
>detwat will never draft stars in the later rounds again as long as proscout is employeed

>rags

>rags

>rags

>rags

>>74458849
>>74458853
>>74458871
>>74458877
Fags

>rags

>>74458661
Objectively

1st: Lemieux
2nd: Trottier
3rd: Messier
4th: Fedorov
5th: Benn
6th: Hull
7th: Gilmour
8th: T. Fleury
9th: Robitaille
10th: Hasek

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>His team didn't draft Draisaitl, McDavid, Puljujärvi 3 years in a row

LMAO @ your incel management you can keep your """"cups"""" the draft is the real playoffs

>>74458923
the sixties were truly the goat generation to be born into

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>>74458932
Absolutely based post. Will /hoc/ ever recover?

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For me, its the wild

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>>74458978
We Finns have ran hoc for some time now

Notice how almost every other post is about us?

>>74458978
>based
Choke on watermelon and die you faggot nigger

>>74458994
>214 posts
>ctrl+f "finn" = 8 results
>3.7% of posts = 50% of posts according to coiler math

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>>74458932
Hall, Yakupov, and RNH worked out pretty well too eh?

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>>74459003
Rude.

>>74458979
Where and when did the "For me, it's X" meme originate? I'm seeing it everywhere

>>74459017
For me, it's 4chan

>>74459017
Probably a /tv meme like what did he mean by this.

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>>74459010
How Can Math Be Real If Calculators Were Created By People

>>74459017
for me, its not binland

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i like my little leafs tbqh

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This is Conrad McDermott. Say something nice about him.

which canadian team is the least offensive to God Himself?

>>74459078
He doesnt look as autistic as Connor Mcdavid

>>74459078
Art Ross winner

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>>74459083
Since God Himself plays on the team, it's obviously the Oilers.

>>74459083
Snes. Even God sometimes forgets they exist.

>>74459083
San Francisco 49ers

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>My team plays in the Eastern Conference

>>74459102
this

you dont get any meeker than the snes

>>74459098
>God's team not in first place

>>74459102
The only logical answer

Edmonton Oilers did not deserve McGaykid.

Discuss.

>>74459129
how long are we all going to pretend that hes not a bust?

>>74459129
Well duh. You're beating a dead horse and bettman did everything in his power to make that team relevant. I'm genuinely curious how good the oilers would be this year if they drafted Eichel instead of McDavid. Eichel is still a really good player but McDavid would make any team much better.

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>>74459129
You're right. But >we got him anyway. At he's in a Canadian market that's not the Laffs.
>mfw

>Lundpads

>>74459017
Reddit

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You stand no chance Weber to the king of pucks

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The shanty town of Holtby's hairline

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>>74459129
Finland did not deserve Kekkonen

>>74459210
with beard genetics like his, he doesnt need hair on top

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TONIGHT

>>74459220
>muh beard

t. low test hipster

>>74459210
still better than Laine's

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>>74459234
(You)

>>74459234
>he cant grow a manly majestic beard

non-whites everyone

>>74459233
the lack of streaks really deflates this one

>>74459247
>>74459249
>implying

>>74459273
Still it's going to be a meme game

>>74459233
Hoping to see a good old fashioned line brawl. Make Hockey Great Again.

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So, Katy Perry's newly single. Think she'd be DTF?

>>74459286
im sure the shitposting will keep it lively, but I really havent felt cbj """fans""" presence lately

will mostly be falseflagging banter

>>74459249
>he has to hide his weak jaw with disgusting pubic hairs
Lol at ur life

>>74459294
she fucked russell brand. i think it's safe to say she'd fuck anything.

>>74459294
DTF you? Highly doubtful.

>>74459304
t. non-white

>>74459286
weber vs subban will be the real meme tonight tbf (to be frank)

>>74459294
I think she's reached a point in her life where I would rather fantasize about fucking her than actually doing it.

>>74459315
t. canadian

>>74459344
shes probably into some kinky shit though to force that gaping maw to feel something

>>74459348
accurate

>>74459344
Tell that to Jennifer Aniston. She just has some shit to figure out

>>74458404
>expecting major roster moves midseason

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>>74459351

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>>74459294
Doughty is fucking her on the daily, my friend.

>>74459368
there's a difference
jenny is pure

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What happens to Toronto media and fans when Laine engages his trademark afterburner and completely BTFO's Matthews?
I mean he is already something like .2 ppg ahead and Laine is known to go full beast mode right around this time of year.

>>74459410
I wouldn't fuck that frog skin bitch with a stolen dick.
Look at the high res close ups. She's fucking hideous.

NJ is the REAL state of Hockey

>>74459425
the media commentary will switch to exclusive comparison on "intangibles" rather than objective stats in order to save face

laffer delusional knows no bounds

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>>74459425
>mfw laffs lose on the playoff race and matthews loses the calder race

The butthurt over those two would be delicious.

finland is the REAL state of Hockey

>>74459466
Lemieux dubs confirm

>>74459466
thank you tom

Armenia invented hockey

>>74459466
Best ally desu.

>>74459477
armenia invented gay homo butsex

>>74459466
may the wings of liberty never lose a feather, friend

>>74459410
>filename
>Drew Doherty

>>74459477
Did the Armenian Genocide actually happen?

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say nice stuff about the thrashers now

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>>74459456
no one is talking matthews v. laine anymore

>>74459497
They gave us new winnipeg jets.

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>>74459498
McDavid looks like such an good-looking, alpha boss next to Auston "The Snout" Matthews. Imagine going to a bar with Connor. You'd have to smack bitches away with a stick.

>tfw you're a Canadian bull

>>74459497
dany heatley probably didn't mean to kill that guy

>>74459497
Logo looks like a beyblade.

Player who wins the calder trophy is automatically a bust. Just look at recent winners, they arent even good players.

>>74459497
they took one for the league in exposing stefan

>>74459526
>gumline mcgaykid
>alpha
one of these is not like the other

>>74459540
im curious, how do you consider breadman to be a bust?

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>>74459554
>doesn't know that McDavid has been wheeling snipers for years now
How embarrassing for you.

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>>74459557
>breadman

>>74459557
He won it at age 24

Hardly a rookie in any sense of the term

>>74459557
>kaen babby

>>74459497
I got nothing...

>>74459497
>dad goes to hockey shop to buy a pongs cap in 2007
>I know nothing about hockey
>he tells me I can choose any cap and that would be my team
>look at all the logos and colors
>pick the thrashers
>he says
>...
>pick another team

>>74459581
>6 year pro
>win rookie of the year
What did they mean by this

>>74459557
Well not a bust but he's not good as he should be. Last year they said he would be the next Kane.

>>74459567
>girl wants to be popular on instagram
hurry take my picture with this hockey guy

>>74459578
he plays for the reddithawks, its only fitting

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>>74459604
>implying he doesn't dangle these bunnies in the men's room after taking the picture
wew lad

>>74459497
I miss the Southleast

>>74459598
Frankly lad, if i was him i would have refused it.

At that point it's insulting and disrespectful for the REAL rookies.

>>74459598
>>74459581

ove played 4 years in the RSL before winning his calder, you gonna discredit that one as well?

>>74459590
>sports apparel store at mall
>has every hockey team
>even has Nordiques and Thrashers
>nothing for the Nashville Predators
No Titans stuff either.

>>74459618
he doesn't even touch their butts!

>>74459623
It was, but I imagine he had a big bonus involved for winning the Calder, in which case no way the dirty commie was gonna do the honourable thing.

>>74459466
The town of Finland is located in the state of Minnesota I believe, so this statement is correct.

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>>74459623
>he would have given it mcgaykid

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>>74459640
Or did he?

>dem sweater cows