/heem/: khabib nurmagomedov edition

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Schaub is God

SBG bless

>>74454496
Nobody will argue with that.

Bless bro.

"Being the OP of a 4chan thread is the most important thing in my life"

- a pathetic loser

Is the UFC planning to haul in Nick for the title shot against Woodley/Wonderboy if Maia is fighting in mid-May?

>>74454581
I'm rooting for Tony solely because spergy is a Khabib fan.

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>>74454601
Sounds like you've got a lot going on in your life too.

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>>74454581
the OP of the last thread really is pathetic
he never leaves /heem/, yet calls other people spergs who have no lives

>>74454581
It's honestly the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on this disgusting, pathetic website. Never has something so wholly inconsequential mattered so intensely to someone through sheer autistic ignorance. OP of /heem/ really fuckin defines the spectrum.

It's actually hilarious when you think about him reading these posts and screeching while smacking himself in the face.

>>74454581
>>74454601
Um I mean at least making it at 480 or 490 means there's no thread wars hey

>>74454479
Honestly curious. Do you have anxiety?

>>74454479
quit shilling kebab

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>>74454651
>Honestly curious. Do you have anxiety?

no, why

>>74454661
>quit talking about an MMA fighter in the MMA general

no

coral springs stop ducking me my man

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>>74454685
Who da fook is this guy?

>>74454673
Dunno. Just wondering

>>74454673
>he thinks he's not mentally ill

Oh my sweet summer sperg. One day you will realize how truly fucked up you are. And on that day I hope that you don't reach for the scat porn.

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One thing I still don't get

Are you just upset cuz ur moms a fan?

>>74454581
This, he doesn't even attempt to defend it.

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>>74454700
i'm well aware that i'm not a normal person
i just don't have anxiety, nor do I have particularly low self-esteem

>>74454690
coral springs, im delray beach

NO LIABILITY

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Heem's official boy right here

The only normal people on heem are the ones who aren't constantly in a state of cheetoh dusts induced death raged h8ing on another mans success.

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>>74454733
My grandma lives over there. I was eating at Cabo Flats 2 months ago. Next time I'm in town I'll give you a ring and we can go watch some fites.

>>74454724
Good sperg, good. Keep talking. What do you feel is not normal about you? You say particularly low, does that mean that you think you have somewhat low self-esteem or completely normal self-esteem?

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>>74454767
completely normal

>>74454749
meme killer fighter

If he can't pick his next fight he's done

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>>74454786
remember when people thought that CM Punk had a chance of beating him despite being linked multiple times to footage of Gall holding his own against Gordon Ryan

>rewind to last year
>/heem/ is filled with fight fans
>each gets to create a thread whenever the opportunity arises
>/heem/'s culture expands due to the different styles of posting

>current year
>a single sperg literally takes it upon himself to create every thread no matter what
>/heem/ is on the decline

Really makes you think

>>74454807
shut the fuck up "heem general" faggot

>>74454783
Fucking hell man does anyone else here actually remember the Thiago Silva fight with Brandon vera. Vera couldn't handle guard and you clearly hear Silva say "Fine I treat you like a bitch then" or something like that Then he's basically on him doggy style and fucks his nose all over his face.

Heavy stuff.

>>74454806
"""people"""

Still man I'd get paid 500k to tap out from a choke any day of the week

>>74454807
I think it's been closer to three years since this faggot has been at it.

>>74454814
i miss thiago silva, a shame his wife just'd his career

>>74454807
Since I spend most of my time on /heem/, it's surreal being in other threads and having people actually have to ask for a thread to be created. Instead we have a scat sperg who is so incredibly autistic that he makes the new thread early every single fucking time, fucking up the catalogue.

>>74454767
What difference does it make to you if someone takes it upon themselves to make new threads? Someone has to make them. You ought to be thankful that somone does it for you.

>>74454828
you make early threads as well canada

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>>74454786
He called out le reformed DMT sagely vegan analyst bong

>>74454496

You are the biggest loser on /heem/

>>74454783
I miss speedo fighters

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>>74454837
Is Dan Hardy elite?

>>74454831
I have literally no problem with that aspect at all. It's just the fucking meltdown he has when someone else makes a thread. Last time he fuckin proxied as New Zealand and posted scat porn and "Moot allows us 1 board thread a day so lets get rid of /heem/" for like 4 fucking days.

>>74454831
I've seen the guy throw a temper tantrum for a whole thread because people didn't use his one. It's his awful personality. Other people make threads to spite him because of it, he's the genesis of many of /heem/'s problems.

>>74454820
He was an animal and a roider.

What happened with his wife?


>>74454828
> Instead we have a scat sperg
Don't do him like that man. He's ok

>>74454837
Hard to know what would have happened. Hardy wasn't terrible

How news and events being included in the OP triggers people i can't even begin to fathom, i work 12 hour shifts and don't have time to go around researching news someone is willing to include. Why can't we just love every here? Thanks spergOP

>>74454846

Why is he ducking our boy Mickey?

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>>74454812
the irony in that post is that I haven't made a single thread in days, and he can't realize that he is that single sperg

>>74454818
two at most
i still remember you spamming /ngannou/ threads in april of last year, don't try to act like you're a good poster

>>74454779
>yfw people remember how boring GSP is after he jabs and lays on top of Bisping for 5 rounds

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>>74454814

>>74454864
is this>>74454850
true ?

>>74454854
thiago was getting cuck'd so he brought out a gun in his house to scare out the gym member while she recorded it all, he looked high as fuck too. he was fired from ufc, then rehired. then permanently fired

>>74454864
I don't make threads even when we need one because faggots like you will lose your shit and ruin the entire thing just because we don't use yours.
You pretend like you just want events and news links but you don't post them in threads made that don't have them, instead you throw a hissyfit.

>>74454864
>I still remember when you tried to make the threads that one time, it was April of last year, which I remember because I'm a fucking sperg

Lad...the state of your mind...what has MMA done to you...

>>74454864
>I haven't made a single thread in days
can confirm, it's been some new mandrama faggot making our threads

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>>74454869
>playing the drums on him

>>74454879
he posts the whole blueprint on shit threads too, are you new? idiots can't into copy/paste

>>74454876
I mean... Is that really wrong? Like if its your own house? Why can't I chase some fuck off with a gun?

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>>74454889
and some extra humiliation here

>>74454846
he's an elite faggot

>>74454901
Pathetic samefaggot, you do that shit maybe once in a blue moon.
The real problem is that you act like a tripfaggot with everybody needing to use YOUR thread, YOU are the OP guy, everyone knows the cool OP guy! You're so sad.

>>74454903
kek yeah I remember that. Rogan didn't know what the fuck to do man. H-he's spanking him!

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>>74454903
and the resulting nose disfiguration

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Without using memes, can anyone explain to me why BJJ is so expensive to get into?

>>74454912
i'm not him, why can't you grasp others appreciate his news and events

>>74454919
Lmao come on lad you can do better than that...

>>74454915
Christ he was so done after that. UFC would have been so cut when Silva pissed hot

>>74454917
Marketable.

>>74454857
yep

>>74454931
how can i prove i'm not sperg OP?

>>74454917
its a big cost for you

>>74454917
>Without using memes
i-.. uh-... w-well it'... wh-..

>>74454864
Bisping is heeming GSP late

>>74454917
because the people who own gyms don't want to get real jobs

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Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

>>74454935
You could start by not speaking with the same entitled sense of hyperbolic condescension that the sperg uses.

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>>74454856
it's no problem, they're just angry autists

>>74454846
>>74454875
no

>>74454879
i post the news and events in threads that don't have them almost every time, actually

>>74454919
he's the ngannouspammer australian, don't take him seriously

>>74454917
paying for gym costs and keeping the instructors' lights on
more complex teaching methodology

>>74454936
>>74454937
Flags check out.

>>74454932
Does keeping poorfags out of the gyms help bring money in?

>>74454942
>paracord bracelet
no longer rooting for this autist

>>74454935
Don't post for a minute then just get onto a different topic

Anon is anon

>>74454951
Not about that. I mean someone on welfare in Australia could afford it so its hardly bad

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>>74454942
Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?

>>74454942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53zdXoKpfH0&t=0s

@6:47

>>74454962
fucking disgusting this nigga eating balut

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#pizzagate

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*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*

Yep.... That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here, huh? While, we're gonna have to go back, way back

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>>74454996

Sometimes I wonder does Bisping have a sex tape of Dana or some other leveraged item.

I mean for a guy who is boring to watch and gets a lot of decisions, he sure gets a lot better treatment and pay compared to fighters similar to him. At least McGregor has real leverage since he undeniably is a draw and most of his fights end with a finish so there is little dispute on who won.

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>>74454996
SOME FOLKS WERE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

>>74455006

Bisping is the only relevant English fighter. He has no choice but to keep throwing him a bone all the time.

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>>74455006
BisGOD is the GOAT

Bisping vs Hendricks who wins?

wtf? why is heem moving so fast? did all those fags get unbanned? the last 2 threads went faster than the 100 posts in the last few days

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I know you're here

>>74455006
WME is desperate for cash after spending too much buying the UFC from Zuffa, so they're trying to make those retarded WWE tier matchups.

>>74455062

Spergs got unbanned plus it's fight week so new casuals hopping aboard.

Was very comfy 2 days ago.

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>>74455062
209 is coming up

>>74455062
Can't possibly imagine any news in the MMA world that would've caused any spike in interest and activity.

>>74455051
whoever wins, we lose

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>>74455063

depressed again lads

>>74455118
Stop wanking to traps then

>>74455118
Learn from Tony Ferguson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQyrEvRl7M4&t=72s

>>74454917
>Like 50$ / month for 12 training sessions to learn from a brownbelt
>Showers, gym, 1.5h training
I will say that the gi in expensive af. Still under 70 bucks.
Look for some other gyms my man.

>>74455118
Same desu

Its okay though. When I'm UFC champ and making a million, I will be happy

>>74455135
What should I wank to instead/

>>74455141
based

>>74455154
Stephen, why don't you go and train?

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>>74455167

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>>74455161
>wanking in 2016

But cuck porn obviously!

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https://youtu.be/ACVdSwMa5zk?t=67

Oh no lads...

He is...


shook.

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49-1

>>74455190
>i wanta feel this guy

hmmmm

>hey bro, UFC 209 this weekend?
>"Yeah, sure man! Hey, I told my new girlfriend about it. Do you mind if she comes along?"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My weekend is ruined brehs

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Tyrone gets heemed
Khabeeb gets heemed
Mar cunt gets heemed

Lads, please hold me.

I'm shook af with Khabib fighting Tony. We never had a UFC champion, let alone in one of the best divisions out there.

I'm literally shaking right now. I'll probably faint when the action begins.

>>74455211
Dummy he clearly wants you to fuck his gf

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>>74455161
expand your horizons
fap to something you've had passing interest in, but consider too taboo for you to regularly fap to

>>74455227
you will on March 4th, get hype
also remember that it in no way affects you as a person

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>>74455227
it's not even a real championship

Tony is shook.

Smart money is on Kalabeeb.

>>74455215
is grasso a zapatista assassin?

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>>74455238
>>74455227
individually*, not as a person

>>74455240
beeb looked great at the open workouts, too
showed off some flashy judo and boxing that actually looked good

>>74455238
>also remember that it in no way affects you as a person
True that.
It's really easy to get lost in all these fighting pendulums.

>>74455236
I don't want to fuck his girlfriend. We live in Beijing and I can get pussy whenever I want.

I just enjoy waking up early Sunday morning and watching UFC together while drinking. I don't want some random Chinese girl there.

>>74455240
Tony is way too retarded to even be shook. His lack of intelligence has been a gigantic asset to him for his whole career.

>>74455255
who is Nate Diaz?

im the new baba yaga

BTW what are Robin BLACKEDs picks

>>74455262
Nick Diaz's brother

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"I think Tony is much better than Conor" -Khabib

"I have respect for Kahbib and his whole team. They're warriors." - Ferguson

I really hope that whatever happens, they shake hands and squash the beef when the fight is over

>>74455284
They will. They are both bitter bums, so their hatred for Conor will unite them.

can someone post the best super cancel webms?

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>Hey Jaime pull up that that video of that bear fucking up this mexican dude.

>Holy shit! This thing will FUCK YOU UP!

>Look at how STRONG he is. Like what can you do when he just gets on top of you like that?

>Oh shit look at him just ripping that dude's hand off, isn't that crazy? What was that dude thinking?

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>>74455284
they will, they're just trying to hype the fight up

>>74455268
honestly, why do would you care
he consistently gets two or more picks wrong, even I do a better job of picking main cards than him, and i'm just some sperg on 4chan

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>>74455118
>>74455154
I know that feel my lads.

Bless your little hearts.

>>74455315
care to wager your picks against his?

>>74455262
What the fuck are you on about Paddy? Nate has nothing to do with this, and neither Diaz is as retarded as Tony. Tony is stick his face into a wasp nest retarded, which sort of works in MMA since he absorbs shots to fire off his meme strikes.

>>74455255
Tony is smart

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>>74455321

>Holm
>Brunson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXax5_pOtGo

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>>74455321

>Arlovski
>Caceres

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MGAqnh0GJI

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>>74455315
I fucking love footage like this. Nothing warms my heart like two guys who just fought each other showing this kind of respect. These guys spent weeks talking shit, and they are fucking covered in each others blood. But when it's all over, all they have left is respect for each other. It's like some straight up Hollywood shit.

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>Tony heems Khabib

>Is later murdered in Vegas by dagestani mafia

Wonderboy eating that pizza really shook my confidence in him. Not even memeing, I don't think his heart and soul is into this fight.

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>>74455268
I think we will find out tomorrow

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>https://youtu.be/EKIter1hPYs?t=11m59s
>"Just wait till next time, I'm going to be twice as big" - Ferguson
>Ferguson competes in the UFC's 155 pound division
So next time Tony's fighting he'll come in over the heavyweight limit?
Doesn't sound so smart to me

>>74455339
>>74455344
yeah thats cool but would you care to wager your picks for 209 against his?

>>74455161
acshually masturbation is linked to depression

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>I think Robin Black is good at picking fights

>>74455364
Biggness is not determined by poundage

Hendricks is biggger than most LHWs despite weighing less

>>74455354
he was eating salad with restaurant ranch dressing too. That shit is not good for you.

Can someone post the WebM of Ferguson rolling out of the takedown?

>>74455364
>"Just wait till next time, I'm going to be twice as big" - Ferguson
>Ferguson competes in the UFC's 155 pound division
>>74455381
>Biggness is not determined by poundage
So he's planning to grow to 12ft tall by his next fight?

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>>74455369
Thompson
Khabib
Evans
Teymur
Overeem

>>74455400
You DID NOT just put Overbeam over Hunto.

Wonderm8 is gunna tag Tryone with a few memes early and Tyrone will be shook for the rest of the fight and Wonderm8 will cruise to a unanimous decision victory

>>74455400
Wrong way to perform americana.

>>74455393
No, holy fuck are you retarded? Biggness is independent of one's physical frame.

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>>74455408
he's going to kick Hunt and run for 3 rounds, either a UD or a late KO

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>>74455400
>Teymur

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>>74455424
>Biggness is independent of one's physical frame

what did you mean by this

>>74455437
lando is a greasy mole man

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Looks clean and snappy. I like it. I like his odds, lads.

>>74455454
khabib isn't built for striking

he should avoid it

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>>74455437
makdessi only missed one significant strike when he fought Lando
teymur is a much better striker than makdessi
it's a cheeky pick, I admit, but I think he's going to get outstruck

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>>74455400
no going back now. ill put robin blacked next to you

>>74455443
Bigg fighters:
Hendricks
Lombard
Reem
Bronck
Romero
Mendes
Cirkunov
Rumble

Non-Bigg fighters:
Wonderboy
Struve
Ferguson
Diaz
All Asians
Koch
Jones

Biggness comes in all shapes and sizes as you can see

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>>74455474
I appreciate the effort, pham
keep up the good work

>>74455481
so thicc vs lanky basically

>>74455431
Fuck you idiot! When Mark'o knocks that slough out you remember my name! YOU SON OF A BITCH

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Tfw Diaz/Floydfag is unresponsive tonight

Welp, I'm gonna call it a night then.

Night lads

49-1

https://www.twitch
.tv/mightymouseufc125

LMAO

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Lol what a loser

>>74455315
>, even I do a better job of picking main cards than him
No you don't

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>>74455592

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>, even I do a better job of picking main cards than him

>>74455255
>His lack of intelligence

Tony is low-key one of the smartest fighters in the entire UFC. The only idiot here is you.

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>>74455598
he really is not that good at picking fights
not claiming he isn't a great analyst, but his picks mean as much as mine or the average /heem/ poster's

>>74455592
>Brown belt in BJJ
Kek. Did he paint it or something?

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whitebois be like "no way I'll face a black man, only my wife does that"

>>74455617
Lel Russia with the bants

>>74455616
This one is just gem.

No man should have a chin like this.

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>>74455623

SHEEE YOUR WIFE SHOOON

BOI

>>74454917
pay up bitch

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Fellas, I have a big idea on how to improve MMA. Instead of having weight classes... why don't we have height classes? This might sound crazy, but hear me out:

>takes all the guesswork out, no more 'what division do I best fit into'
>it's no less arbitrary than dividing fighters by weight
>ends fighters jeopardizing their health to cut weight
>think about the gains everyone will make, the fighters will be strong as fuck (more intense fights)
>powerlifting is finally recognized as a legitimate martial art (it is)
>even the flyweights will be benching 400lb and have one-punch KO power, no more boring slapfests
>WMMA is full of amazon goddesses, it becomes the fap fuel it's always deserved to be
>no more boring wrestlefucking, everyone is too wide to hold down or put into guard

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6:56

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLLWD0rj7d4

>>74455667
Didn't even read

>>>/asp/

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>>74455667
>it's no less arbitrary than dividing fighters by weight

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>>74455626

>>74455667
>this copypasta again

>>74455668
>34 years old
>needing to ask daddy what you can eat and not eat

White people baka

>>74455687
No way he survived that knee.

>>74455694

Someone doesn't have a good relationship with their father. It's okay dude, no need to project.

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Leave Khalabeeb to me

>>74454917
It isn't

What happens if a fighter comes in underweight?

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That neck is getting snatched.

I am so calm about Tony beating Khabib.

Like, Wonderboy has a higher chance of beating Tyron than Khabib beating Tony.

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>>74455474
use this you mongrel

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>>74455701
kwak showed a really good chin in that fight
here's a link to it, if you're curious
i thought it was a pretty good fight, even though there is a lot of grinding in it

https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Brett_Johns_vs_Kwan_Ho_Kwak_UFC_Fight_Night_99_Full_Fight_Part_1/10155207

>>74455760
That's up to him, he just have to meet the demand to be equal or less than 155 or 170 etc.

>>74455774

Tony is the well-rounded fighter plus it's 5 rounds. Sambo is all about getting your opponent tired but I think it's impossible for Tony to get tired, Khabib will be the one gasping for air in round 3 and then he's getting d'arced.

>Tfw your boy is finally gonna win a UFC belt.

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>>74455774
Why?

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>>74455785
No chance

>>74455775
i could, but i like goldie better. put it to a vote or something

>>74455785
Delete this goof.

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>>74455344
>Bragging about picking an easy card

Several people won that card iirc.

>>74455800
I like Khabib, I'm just calling it like it is la'

>>74455787
Tony is just more athletic and skilled than Khabib.

>>74455785
>Tony is your boy
I can't understand why. Name a single thing that is likeable about him besides his work ethic.

>>74455832
His voice <3

>>74455832
>his work ethic.
His fighting style first and foremost obviously. As well as his dont-care personality and dedication to fighting.

>>74455815
We'll see mate.

>>74455817
Michael Johnson was more athletic too, lol that doesn't matter when khabib can hold you on your back

>>74455866

I haven't been so anxious about a fight like this in a long time. I really like both fighters and no matter who wins I still lose.

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>>74455437
There's a surprise on almost every card and Teymur's a very technical striker. It's really not a bad pick at all.

Pretty sweet of Khabib to give his russian afro to that kid desu

>>74455850
>His fighting style first and foremost obviously
I meant personality wise. Of course he's always fun to watch when he fights.

>As well as his dont-care personality
I honestly think it's just a front. He tries to act like he doesn't care because he's some tough motherfucker but he was pretty emotional during that media conference call.

>>74455817
>Tony is just more athletic
He's just bigger. Isn't Khabib meant to be amazingly strong?

Also Why the fuck does Rogan say Habib? triggers the fuck out of me. There was a show called Pizza in Australian and some shady as fuck Leb was called Habib in it

>>74455870
Tony is familiar with wrestling though. Khabib may be better at it, but its not gonna be easy to wrestlefuck him

>>74455904
I see better movement from Tony than Khabib.

>>74455901
>I meant personality wise.

He's just a cool guy man. Probably has some cool stories and would enjoy having a beer with.

>>74455774
Tony will beat him, for sure. He's not going to get submitted, which is Khabib's best chance. Tony is an experienced wrestler and trains under Eddie Bravo. He's not getting tapped, 100%.

>>74455939
On the feet Khabib is outclassed man. But yeah le tricky cossak will find a way

>>74455943
meme planet grows more irrelevant by the day, why do you think eddie is abusing drugs these days

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>>74455943
>Tony is an experienced wrestler and trains under Eddie Bravo

Khabib is just too confident man. If afeared for him

EMBEDDED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ht-k7GUFZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ht-k7GUFZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ht-k7GUFZ8

So Wonderboy is a lost cause. Such a shame because I really wanted him to win.

>>74455978
He was always a lost cause, i never understood why people said tyrone was ducking him. karate fags will never learn.

>>74455943
This. I don't see Tony tapping out or getting subbed.

What time is it?

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>>74455974
>what is 4chan X

>>74455995
time for morning prayer, allahu akbar

>Pizza
>Disc Golf
>Radio shows

What will he do tomorrow lads?

>>74456000
Tony is gonna pray in that mount I tell you that much.

>>74455998
Casual was watching this with me. He couldn't get over how Green came out dancing like he'd already won the fight, tried showboating and got slept.

Any Catholic fighters?

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When the FUCK is Jon Jones coming back

I will break you

>>74456022
Sage, pvz, Yoel, mousasi. Plenty of fighters who aren't open about it but they are. Might be some other sect of Christianity I don't really know the difference desu

>>74455978
Well he isn't a lost cause because of that piece of pizza, he's a lost cause because Tyroid is going to wrestlefuck him to death.

>>74456028
July

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>>74456022
Beneil Dariush

>>74456034
Sage and Paige are Protestant, dummy.

>>74456016
"goof" around with weidman and eat fruit

>tyrone teaching his kids to wrestle
>faggotboy playing disc golf and eating pizza with his homosexual father

what has this world come to

>a fighter who would turn down a fight with GSP despite a rightful contender in the wings

aka a retard

bisping
did
nothing
wrong

>>74456016
paintball

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Who is Conor more fucked fighting?

Tony or Khabib?

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>>74456022
Martin Luther

>>74456060
Khabib

>>74456016
Meanwhile Tyron...
>Train
>Train
>Train

>>74456060
tony has freaky proportions for LW that make him a tough nut to crack

i think it's more likely conor could delete khabib before sambofuck. tony seems more durable on the feet

>>74456060
Khabib, no question.

Chad was small as fuck even for 145 and was a wrestler. Khabib is a big 155er and is THE wrestler.

>>74456058
It's bullshit, but this is prizefighting. Prize comes first for a reason. He definitely has a better chance against a rusty GSP.

>>74456070
Tony's strength lies in his striking, but I think on the feet Goobs has a clear advantage over him.

Don't underestimate wonderboi OK. He has an ace up his sleeve that's why he's taking it easy

>>74456066
Remember how Weidman called out Rockhold on doing some partying and Rockhold said that he'll fuck him up AND will have a good time lmao?

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>>74456071
conor's knee was fucked going into that fight and it was ages ago since his grappling has been tested

eddie was rocked early but failed miserably on every shot

that'd be like knocking khabib for going 0-12 on takedowns against tibau

>>74456084
Yeah for 1.5 rounds

>>74456093
oh and mendes was also moisturized to the gills

>>74456098
He can last longer desu, but cardio's a good issue you bring up

>>74456093
>eddie was rocked early but failed miserably on every shot
>but failed miserably on every shot
gee, i wonder why

>>74455592
lol nate is such a little bitch taking the fight to the ground. didn't want to keep it standing with conor.

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>>74456104
What's tony's chin like?

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what are the quintessential MMA content?

Joe Rogaine podcast
MMA Hour with Ariel Jewani
MMA Beat
Firas Zahabi on Tristarm Gym youtube channel
Big Brown Break Down
Monday Morning Analyst and all those other things Luke Thomas does
what else?

>>74456113
It's good but we saw him on queer street in the first against Lando. He can get hurt

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>>74456087
I remember this too

>>74456109
yeah that's why i put that in there, but he still defended them just like nate's half hearted attempts

i think khabib is gonna have to eat a shot to get a takedown

>>74456093
Mate Khabib kills black belts like they have no chance. Conor better hope he'll punch Khabib hard before the takedown or clinch. After that takedown you can literally finish watching the fight.

tony has beast cardio and recoverability

we've never really seen khabib tested in terms of taking decent damage and how it affects his game

makes the rda win that much more impressive even if it was pre PUNISHED rda

>>74456109
Not just that but except one, all of them were actually pretty terrible shots too

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Protec' ya neck Kha-bum

>>74456128
we'll know a hell of a lot more after this weekend. if khabib steamrolls tony then i'll be worried

>>74456126
Only need to slip once punch for the clinch and we know Khabib can throw from the clinch.

t.>>74455247

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>khabib gets darced
>literally never have to hear about him again

>>74456121
>luke thomas

stud radio nothing else

>>74456140
al-do only needed to dodge one left hand too

>>74456137
He dives on that neck like it owes him money. I'll say this about Tony, he wats to finish fights, not just win them.

>>74456131
>even if it was pre PUNISHED rda
But it was post-punished RDA. RDA was on a 5 fight win streak before khabib mauled him

>>74456121
heavy hands, vivasection, mma prospectus, mma dissapoints us and fights gone by> all that shit

>>74456137
>This fight wasn't on the best fights of 2015 list
>The Lando fight wasn't on the best fights of 2016 list

What does Dana have against fergsuon?

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>>74456155
Yeah he's a fucking can though

>>74456158
>mauled him

Stop this meme

Tony "mauled" RDA 10x more than Khabib did

>>74456158
khabib put him into pre-champion level punished rda

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>>74456175
>

>>74456186
Yeah that makes sense. I thought punished RDA was after Guida though.

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>>74456175
30-27 vs 48-47

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>You will see beat up Khabib this weekend

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rda's run in hindsight loses a lot of luster

got that flash ko on benson which is questionable stoppage. at the time i didnt care, fuck bendo.

fought a nate diaz who could literally not care less, missed weight by 5+ lbs and barely even tried to fight.

broke pettis' orbital on very first punch of the fight, got to wail on a dude who can't see the power shots coming for 5 rounds.

cucked donald "GET GET SOME (except in big moments) CERRONAY by following the exact blueprint pettis laid out. power kick the liver from southpaw.

got KTFO'd brawling with eddie
got worked by Tony (i dont think the eyepoke affected the result)

>>74454723

are you suggesting the OP is connor?

>>74456217
>GO
>GET
>SOME
>DONALD
>CERR-OH-NAY

also, GSP via groin attack

>>74456058
Shut up

Conor is an easier fight for Khabib than Tony is

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>G-Guys, you still remember me, right? Please convince Dana to let me fight

>>74456217
>rda's run in hindsight loses a lot of luster

No it doesn't. RDA is still one of the best LWs to compete in the UFC.

>>74456217
This is probably bait but i'll bite

>Nate barely even tried to fight.
excuse

>broke pettis' orbital on very first punch of the fight, got to wail on a dude who can't see the power shots coming for 5 rounds
Yeah how unfair of RDA to break Pettis' orbital. He shouldn't have broken it so the fight would be fair

>CERRONAY by following the exact blueprint pettis laid out
He shouldn't have exploited another fighters weakness. You're right.

>got KTFO'd brawling with eddie
Except he didn't. Dude was still standing.

>>74456223
kek'd

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>>74456230
tony wins by vaporizer and receives his 10th planet black belt from edgy in the cage afterwards

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>>74456198
>>74456204
>muh scorecards

Sure mauled RDA!!!

>>74456137
>Tfw had money on Tony in this fight and was wincing every time Barboza threw a kick and he just kept coming forward.

What a legend.

>>74456244
you - > missing the point entirely

it's not like it was a murderers row in hindsight. cerrone always loses in big spots and pettis injury was extremely UNLUCKY.

explain him losing two in a row, or are you making excuses now. it's recorded as a TKO, he was on queer street

>>74456247

Wow RDA did a good job stopping half the takedowns.

Can Khabib keep that up for 5 rounds? I doubt it 2bh.

>>74456230

Conor is an easy fight for both of them, but we all know Magiga has no intentions of defending any belt he wins.

>>74456257
Pettis is made of glass and RDA utterly raped him regardless. He also has decisively beaten Cowboy previously

Kalabeeb cocksuckas!

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>>74456265
>hey conor would you rather fight A for 10 million
>or fight B for 20 millions

>"i'll take fight A because some faggot on the internet thinks prizefighting is a meritocracy"

>>74456276
You whine about Bisping and Woodley

Prove otherwise

>>74456247
scorecards don't depict the actual dynamics of the fight