/HEEM/- Michael Bispin: fought no one, lost to everyone

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Schaub is God

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Schaub is God

>>74449483
New news or events, good file and title. 8/10 thread

>bas to /smack/ when?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPptJoc0biE

Matt bisbing: god is not real

Bisbong is the worst champ so far next to pettis.

Hes going to get btfo so hard his next fight. Guy barely beat an ancient hendo

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Find a better interview. Pro tip, you can't

https://streamable.com/n2c2q

moneyweight division when?

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Is he autistic?

https://streamable.com/dmxj9

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Is Matt Hamill the unsung GOAT?

>Gets robbed against Bisping (Current MW champ)
>Defeats Jon Jones (arguably the greatest of all-time)
>Decisively defeats his TUF coach and former UFC champion Tito Ortiz
>Defeats Kimbo Slayer Seth Petruzelli in his debut

>>74449544
Hendo's biological age is probably around 30 though with all the fucking test he's been on

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>>74449556

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>>74449560

>>74449576
Anyone who apes Conor is autistic.

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>tell stipe that uhh... I will knock him out, first round, that is my prediction

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Why release the GSP news days away from 209?

Was he that scared Jewani would scoop him again?

>>74449581
>>Defeats Jon Jones (arguably the greatest of all-time)
Yeah by dq man. Not sure that counts in goat ratings

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>>74449597
the schaub fag is here just in time to ruin another thread

>>74449597
Wow I love how you always respond to me when I post that webm.

It really gets on your nerves doesn't it?

>>74449602
How does Teymur ape Conor?

>>74449611
A win is a win bro. Matt didn't go out cold. He stayed in it long enough to win. That's a textbook GOAT.

im the new john wick

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>>74449616

>>74449640
>50 gees baybay

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>>74449642
Yeah ok mate

>>74449584
> on test
yea....no, its practically impossible to take PEDs in the UFC now.

>>74449584
Hendo was off the juice and he still whooped that English man like a government mule.

Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ox7-npBvQ

>>74449670
Yeah for like 2 years. Meanwhile he's been juicing for like 20 years

>>74449682
Landed 2 punches in 25 minutes my man

Misha Cirkunov

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Be careful

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>>74449698
>Landed 2 punches in 25 minutes my man

I doubt 2 punches are enough to cause this much damage, and even then, how many punches did Bisping land on Hendo's face? He kicked him in the jewels at least 3 times if I recall correctly. So there should have been a point deduction there too.

>being one of those dickheads who put money on Shogun against Jones because you thought "leg kicks"

Face it, Bisping is the People's Champion

GSP -130
Bisping Even

>>74449727
Yeah I mean its just a fact that Bispings best moment started with a nut shot. But idk man its the scoring system and kek to blame really, idk why it can't just be like the old days, make them go in there and just fuck each other up until someone's out or quits. Rounds were a mistake

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU

Why do we use discord over heemspeak my simulated friends?

>>74449732
I remember that fight well, I knew as soon as I heard Jones got the fight that Shogun was gunna get rekt

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Mad cuz ur moms a fan?

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Bisping could literally have wins over:
>Anderson Silva
>Luke Rockhold
>Dan Henderson
>Georges St Pierre

In that order
>MFW

>>74449783
Back to /asp/ faggot

>>74449774
le spinning elbow man

idk I liked Jones until he did that bullshit be nice then get a cheap shot in thing. Then did the DX thing from 90's WWF wtf

>>74449774

Jones was on a ridiculous tear but I struggle to believe anyone predicted he'd effortlessly push Shogun's shit in like he did

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>>74449789
>Ireland bro also likes Bisping

I like you more and more

>>74449795
AHAHAHA BTFO

BASED AMERIGOD
A
S
E
D

>>74449611
>makes jones so desperate he has to use an illegal move
Thats a win in my book

>>74449789

You are a traitor.

>>74449838
>
I don't even know where to start man.

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49-1

Why GSP doesn't want to fight Woodley? Afraid of being knocked the fuck out?

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GSP was shook by Tyron lol

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>>74449852
>>74449858

Champ champ mind

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Just one slice!

>>74449852
on paper woodley is a nightmare for gsp

bisbing is the easiest fight he couldve gotten tb h

>>74449870
Nick Diaz exists for a reason

>>74449698
so you admit hendo isnt juicing anymore and a 46 yo man whooped bisbongs ass? Juicing was part of the ufc back in the day. Everyone was doing it, cant hold hendo accountable for playing the game. Hes off it now and still a fucking beast as an old man

>>74449670

>practically impossible

Are you joking? It's obvious that people are still juicing, although perhaps not as much as before. The very fact that there are fighters who are getting popped after passing multiple tests proves that the tests are beatable; why on earth would you assume that the fighters getting caught are the only ones juicing?

>>74449886
yes because god created him

>>74449813
Yeah I thought Jones would win but I didn't think it would be such a grimdark beatdown

>>74449865
>Hol up yo hol up!
>So you be.. hol up
>You be sayin dem mudafuckas hol up dough
>You be sayin dem corny mudafuckas be throwin frizbees and shit?!
>I be fighting niggas like dat?!

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>>74449670
>its practically impossible to take PEDs in the UFC now

Everyone, every single fighter, is on PEDs.

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>>74449852
>>74449858
>>74449865
why are wondertwink fans so bootyblasted by this?

If gsp picking to fight the bigger champ isnt proof on how based tyron is, I dont know what will ever be enough for the losers.

>>74449913
Because the ones who get caught are repeat offenders and everyone else looks like theyre either natty like wonder boy or starving to death?

will conor be at 209 ?

>>74449952

>GSP said he can make 155 to fight Conor
>Won't make 170 to fight Tyron though

He scared. Bisping should feel insulted lol

>>74449789
WE BEAT THEM BACK FROM DROGHEDA, FROM DROGHEDA AND THE BOYNE

>>74449940
youre right its just some conspiracy that only a certain few get popped while everyone else is in the clear. The rules for PED testing are so crazy. Watch the rogan podcast with the guy who is in charge on it. They show up at your house randomly and will test you. And if you are not around you better not dodge the test cause they will find you and make you piss wherever you are. If you dont test you still fail.

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>>74450004
tyron confirmed for ww goat I guess

UFC fans had a hilarious reaction to Michael Bisping vs. Georges St-Pierre
>
https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-fans-had-a-hilarious-reaction-to-michael-bisping-vs-georges-st-pierre-030117%3Famp%3Dtrue

>>74449911
You're doing the strawman thing again mate.

What I said was the Hendo's biological age was probably 30 because he's been juicing. Probably since he was wrestling in highschool actually. So that's what? 25 years of having additional hormones in your system? That's going to affect the way you age mate

>>74450025
It's the kid from Home Alone 4!

>>74450036
you age like shit when you get off the juice bud. Read a book.

>>74450021
It's not a conspiracy if it's true. They all take PEDs, it's just a matter of not getting caught.

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goofs for 209?

>>74450050
>Home Alone 4
REEEEEEEE KYS IRISHNIGGER REEEEE

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>>74450021
>he thinks the UFC is natty cause of USADA

LOL

>>74450052
Eh idk I'm starting to get older and I'm beginning to think I should start up on the juice hey. I mean what could go wrong?

>>74450056
Everyone gets tested quite frequently. So youre telling me of the few who get caught, its really that easy? everyone has the test figured out and know how to beat it?

>>74450052
What has Lando been taking?
Motherfucker looks almost middle-aged for 24

>>74450092
Yes. Everyone is on PEDs.

>>74450067
Use Dana you fucker

>>74449952
GSP vs Woodley is an interesting fight, more than GSP vs Bisping. Romero vs Bisping is more interesting too.

GSP would have to wait for the Wonderpedo rematch but wouldn't be a big wait, unless the winner of the fight gets seriously hurt.

but then the UFC hasn't been about interesting fights for a while, it's just WWE without a script now

he's scurred of Woodley, he wants none of that athleticism and explosiveness

>>74450092
Brock didn't get caught before he fought Hunt. Did you think he was all natty then?

>>74450067
>not
>FATHERD
>KHALABEEBD
>ENRICHED
>elKEKED
I appreciate the effort you put in 3.0

>>74450067
Maybe Wick'ed for Ferguson winning ?

>>74450112
GSP < woodley
GSP >>>>>>> bisbong
GSP<<<< wonder boy

GSP gets beat up bad against solid strikers. Its only a matter of time before he gets caught. Big rig destroyed him. GSP got lucky he didnt get knocked out

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>>74450109
this one?

>>74450151
No, the praise Dana

When will Nick Diaz vs Woodley/Wonderboy be announced?

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>>74450123
brock tested positive before the show but wasnt pulled out like jon

>ufc funds usada

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>>74450163
oh you mean this one?

>>74450067
kek the far right wonderboy is best and the wonderboy "winner". good job.

>>74450067
use the Khabib one if anything, its the most contentious fight

>>74450177
No, that's Phil Collins ya goof

>>74450123
Probably got off the juice for the fight but he obviously was juicing for the WWE. If im not mistaken didnt he still get caught with enhanced hormone levels?

Islam Mackhachev

>>74450067
use tyron for winner and thompson for losers

>>74449767
discord is superior in every possible way

>>74450150

>beat up bad against solid strikers

You mean like Thiago Alves?

>>74449760
>tfw have to watch my sister slowly kill herself consuming shit like this

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>>74449483

Upcoming events:

3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Previous thread: >>74446073

News:

>GSP to fight Bisping for title
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/georges-st-pierre-return-official-will-fight-champ-michael-bisping-for-ufcs-middleweight-title

>Cirkunov is back in UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14780452/ufc-misha-cirkunov-come-to-agreement-on-new-contract

>Lawlor is probably done fighting
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14760544/tom-lawlors-career-probably-over-due-to-two-year-suspension

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>>74450050

>>74450216
>obvious botnet is superior

sure buddy...lol

>>74450206
Nope he was still juicing but somehow managed to trick the tests till after the fight was done. He failed a post fight test.

>According to the USADA website, Lesnar submitted eight total samples to the anti-doping agency. USADA official Ryan Madden previously confirmed to ESPN that Lesnar had submitted multiple test samples before June 28 and that each came back clean.

>>74449760
you wish you could buy that

>>74450237
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

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>>74450240

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>>74450237

>>74449760
>2600 calorie shake
wew

>>74450240
why is he dressed like a hobo

>>74450256
easily the best mma couple

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>>74450237

Hey! Why were you late posting the news motherfucker! Hey come here!

>>74450052
listen to this man he benches 400

>>74450266

Gotta eat big to get big c'mon

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>woodley will lose, THIS time!!!

>>74450273
black history month

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>>74450281
why you no pay

I'm not crying I'm sober

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>>74450197
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

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>>74450237
>Lawlor is probably done fighting
w-wgaf

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>>74450293

>>74450305
Sheee's annn easyyy lover!

My freestyle wrestling smashes Habeeb's

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>>74450303
They don't even like me, they just hate Jon Jones

>>74450343
Roman gecko is best

>>74450306
>Former WWE guy got caught on the gas

Are you really surprised dude?

>>74450229
thiago cant hand with grappling and wrestling. GSP was getting tagged and constantly went for take downs. So yea....

Am I the only one who thinks that a guy who hasn't fought in 4 years doesn't deserve a title shot? It doesn't matter how good he was when he retired, things have changed, he should have to work his way up to a title shot.

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Honestly can't wait for my boy Eddie to smash on Khabib 'ISIS is a blessing' Nurmogamedov.

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>>74450281
motherfucker? be careful, no talk about our mother. If you do it again, we smesh you right there no problem

>>74450374
Only if he was champ when he left, which is case for GSP. With that said he shouldn't jump a STACKED division and just cut in line

>>74450387

Islam means peace. Be careful.

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>le 50-45 man vs le 48-47 man

>>74450397
fighting 185 doesnt make sense. The most obvious thing to do is woodley v gsp maia vs wonderboy but wme sucks balls

>>74450374
not to mention at a weight class he has never fought at
it's an absolutely bullshit fight

>>74450387
>my boy
>get his name wrong

some boyhood you got there buddeh

Jacare vs. Maia for the 180 lbs belt when?

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>>74450387
Tony*

Or Edgy Brah vs Khabaleeb confirmed

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>>74450387
>my boy Eddie

eddie alvarez?
khabib would smesh the fuck out of him easily

>>74450387

who da fook is eddie

Why is Bisping ducking Anderson?

>>74450369
when was he in WWE? this is a wrestling thing, look at hendricks and gray

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>>74450440
Anyone can smash Eddie after what Gooby did to him.

That man is broken.

>>74450456
Isn't he a former pro-wrestler?

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You got designer shades,
Just to hide your face
And you wear them around like you're cooler than me.
And you never say "Hey"
Or remember my name,
And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me.

>>74450417
If it HAS to be 185 then Hendricks rematch, but they fucked up and continue to encourage ducking number 1 contenders. Now it will only get worse with more fighter thinking it's possible to get these """"money fights"""

>charles oliveira is good

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>>74450387

Number 1 bullshit

>>74450486
>hendricks gets a shot of beating lombard
>getting a shot after beating an unranked guy on a 3 fight losing streak
just meme my fucking shit up

Reminder that Magrega ruined this sport.

how humiliating will it be for kebab when el cookie submits him round 1 with the d'arce?

>>74450021

Randomized testing sounds intense, but you have to keep in mind that

A) the frequency of these tests is low. Even highly tested fighters are tested only 2-3 times a month.
B) There are PEDs you can take which clear your system in hours, meaning that should you be caught unawares you only need to evade the test for a relatively short period of time
C) You have to let USADA know where you're going to be, but you can wait til the absolute last minute to let them know, and change your plans at the last minute, making it very difficult for USADA to catch you in a situation where you haven't had a guaranteed several hours to yourself (ie. enough time for the drugs to clear).
D) PED development for athletes is big, big business, and there are all sorts of masking agents and new drugs coming out all the time that USADA isn't necessarily able to catch yet.

It's a pain in the ass to beat USADA, but it's very doable if you're dedicated enough/have coaches who know what they're doing. Again, the fact that fighters such as Brock Lesnar and Cro Cop have passed tons of tests despite later being confirmed to have been roiding their asses off proves that it's not a fool-proof system.

Get rid of rankings.

Whoever "cuts the best promo" deserves title shots.

>>74450533
'We want the pro boxing model'

>>74450519
That makes more sense than fucking Bisping, he beat GSP honestly

>ronda instashot
>hendoshot for beating a ww
>gsp ducking ww to fight a journeyman
>100 interim belts
>lobov main event
>pvz wmma main events
>cyborg gets "exemption"
>dana hinting anderson might get a shot
>maia, romero, jacare, rockhold all skipped because of casualbucks
oy vey

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What is this feeling /heem/?

>>74450586
Rockhold shouldn't be in title picture anyways, you don't get immediate rematch after getting heemed in 1st round

>>74450599
It's called failure and it's pretty common

>>74450586
The people that bought ufc spent way more than they should of. They will do whatever is necessary to make up some shekels, the bad deal is what will kill the sport. Will be nice to see better fighters head to Bellator

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>>74450599
>having determination
cant relate desu

>>74450608
>you don't get immediate rematch after getting heemed in 1st round

Cain did

>>74450599

Woodley won the first fight. I don't know why they're giving Stephanie a second chance. It should be T-Wood vs. Maia now.

>>74450620
No he didn't

>>74450532
they test for the masking agents tho and they test for residue for plastic. I think youre making it seem alot easier than it is. Most of these fighters dont have a lot of money to afford all this shit to beat the system. There are a handful of super rich fighters.

Lets just say everyone is on the juice since most people seem to believe that. If everyone is taking PEDs who the fuck cares? 1 guy on juice beat the other guy on juice. Seems like a wash to me

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>>74450586
Yep, it's bullshit but I'll keep watching for the fighters.

Fuck the corporate suits and fuck Dana tho

>>74450620
Cain heemed Bigfoot before his rematch

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>>74450608
no but you get them for beating can journeyman welterweights if you have the "storyline".

>>74450615
that one great ppv year really inflated the price. god damn frank and lorenzo sold it at the exact right time.

>>74450517
>engaging in quackery

bet the farm on Tony

>>74450645
>Seems like a wash to me
Not how it works.

Some people roid more than others, but people are still taking PEDs.

Holly Holm is the most tested fighter in the company, and that only happened after she kicked Ronda's head off. I'm sure it's a coincidence though.

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Rare Scary Jerry coming through

>>74450517
I thought sodomy was not cool in islam?

>>74450691
And some people train harder than others. Whats your point? juice will only get you so far

>>74450256

she cucks him for sure. no way mini benavidez can satisfy megan and then you get her around the big boys who she KNOWS have huge hogs and its game over. i'll bet joe is probably 5 inches..megan can probably take 7+ once she's warmed up..i mean, no way she didn't let rockhold fill her up like she NEEDS. sorry junior joe, but manlet time is up, your wife needs to feel complete.

>>74450691
yeah im sure its not because she looks like a tranny

>>74450711
>juice will only get you so far
Uh did you watch Vitor Belfort fight before USADA and the TRT exemption happened at all?

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>>74450722
Just watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCTVv8sjuko

It confirms everything you are saying.

>>74450724
Your mom looks like a tranny but USADA doesn't show up at your house everyday now do they?

>>74449760
CULTIVATING MASS

>>74450731
You act like theyre where they are because of steroids. Like all their training and hard work has nothing to do with it. Vitor is alot older man. Back in the day when he was stomping mother fuckers out and everyone else was on the gas he was the shit. It happens. Everyone here severely disrespects the work that goes into the fight business.

Your argument that people are winning because they cheat the hardest is completely horse shit. I doubt all the champs are champs because they juice the hardest. Dont you think its probably because theyre the best at what they do?

>>74450256
>>74450722

she's all over cowboy whenever they're together

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12445278
http://www.strawpoll.me/12445278
http://www.strawpoll.me/12445278

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>>74450739

TRUTH BOMB: No one had established themselves as a #1 contender at MW

Giving Bisping the GSP fight is 100% fine

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>>74450776
She gets around

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>>74450776
true

>>74450802
this desu

>>74450802
TRUTH BOMB: ur gay. How about giving the shot to an actually MW with some top 10 wins

I FUCKED GUYS LIKE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

>>74449789
>that destineh
>that legaceh
>that hilariteh
Left hook larry the GOAT-butcher

>>74450739
What a fucking chad

>>74450774
>Like all their training and hard work has nothing to do with it
This was said nowhere.
> I doubt all the champs are champs because they juice the hardest
This was said nowhere.

PEDs and roids help, to deny otherwise is just dumb. You'd have to watch the sport before drug testing became really important to realize how some fighters just look terrible now compared to their former selves.

Vitor with TRT could be the MW champion today, now people don't even think he can beat Gastelum. Yeah you put in work but PEDs have a significant advantage in how you train, recover, and most importantly fight.

Firas Zahabi has a nice video on this, maybe you should look it up instead of pretending you're an expert on how much juicing is irrelevant.

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>what did he mean by this?
I think I get the point of his story but wtf, did Bisping tweeted by himself in the heat of the moment?

Is Thompson gonna be more tentative in the rematch or more aggressive? He didn't seem to pull the trigger that much against Woodley the first time and paid for it in the 4th when Woodley started to rush him and caught him twice, honestly, I don't see how he can avoid being hurt for 5 rounds against Woodley and point fight him, he will have to try and finish him before he gets finished, imo the only way he can do this if he puts the pressure on early and make Woodley work and gas him

>>74450709

He might get lapidated if he ever returns to Dagekistan.

>>74450829
*did Romero tweet by himself

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>>74450802
>No one had established themselves as a #1 contender at MW

Idiot.

>>74450829
Ufc needs to feed Romero FFS

>>74450722

Why are white "men" such cuckolds?

>>74450818
> gsp leaves as undisputed champ with tough competition all around him.
> Anderson silva dies
> scrubs like bisbong getting heemed by people gsp eats for snacks and now hes the champ

yea I have no problem watching gsp pick apart that brit.

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How is Tyron a father, a world champion MMA fighter, the second most jacked dude in the UFC and also a moviestar???!?!?!
>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4054786/
Name one white guy with this much to his name who gets promoted as little as Woodley does.
Woodley is [spoiler]absolutely not[/spoiler] wrong about racism in MMA

>>74450741
how dare you? my mom is a saint, take that back asshole

>>74450830
he's gonna get BLACKED big time

>>74450830
I feel Thompson is going to rush Woodley and try to knock him out but I fear that he gets countered. Wonderboys striking defense is pretty shit once somebody connects. He relies too much on his footwork and counterpunch threat.

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>>74450851
>pours bucket of water on self before round begins
>3 fights in a row
>number 1 contender
pick the first 2

>>74450828
maybe you should use a relevant fighter instead of an old man for your anecdotal evidence. Most of the juicers back in the day are old now and cant even hang regardless.

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>>74449869

>>74450830
woodley heems the twink this time

>>74449789
>heems GSP
>heems Tyrone in a superfight
>heems Dick Niaz
>decides to dig up and heem the poosada'd husk of Roidmero
>closes out his trilogy with a 50 year old Hendo and edges out a split decision in England and rides off into the sunset as the GOAT

DESTINY

WONDERBOY

WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR POWER

>>74450851
>stool roid cheat who drew against Jacare

Sad!

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>No one had established themselves as a #1 contender at MW

Yeah it's not like Romero isn't 8-0 in the UFC or anything

Would the Bisping vs GSP fight have happened if Zuffa were still calling the shots?

>>74450894
Hotpockets and my waifu

>>74450882
>wahhh muh stool gate

I bet you've never even watched that fight to know that Kennedy was cheating too holding his gloves.

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>>74450889
>closes out his trilogy with a 50 year old Hendo and edges out a split decision in England and rides off into the sunset as the GOAT
cheeky bastard

>>74450898
caught cheating

better luck next year

>>74450894
pizza ;^)

>>74450898

*gets wet*

>>74450133
Read my mind.
Khalabeeb getting deep wick'd on saturday night

>>74450918
>caught cheating

Nope. Might want to check again.

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Looks like a young Colonel Sanders

>>74450881
>I feel Thompson is going to rush Woodley
doubt

>>74450923
He literally did. He got suspended for 6 months

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>>74450920
>tell me more babe
lmao my man

>>74450898
that's what happens when you shit talk gay-jesus

>>74450923
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/yoel-romero-suspended-six-months-after-usada-confirmation-of-tainted-supplement

>>74450932
>>74450941

Is he suspended now you literal retards?

>>74450941
>tainted supplement
wow its like nothing

>>74450857

im not fucking white bitch

>>74450941
Oh, I didn't know that. You're right and I am stupid.

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>We're making Bisbong vs GSP because fans want to watch that fight, muh money
>look at youtube comments
>countless negative comments about the matchup
>look at twitter's response to the UFC asking for reaction face for the matchup
>lots of negative feedback
>check facebook
>tons of negative comments
really activates my almonds

>>74450946
>romero dindu nuffin boi!!!!

>e-e-except this b-but that doesnt c-count!!!

lmaooooo

>>74450709
It was a sexual emergency

There will never be a bigger coward in the UFC than Michael Bisping.

>>74450958
are you an abbo?

Now that Bisping vs GSP is reality there is no doubt in my mind that WME will do everything in their power to make McGregor vs Mayweather happen and take their lions share. The money would be way too good to pass up.

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>>74450941
SHOCKING news.

>>74450946
> moving the goal post
thats not what we are arguing. GSP was goat back in the day and never caught cheating. GSP willingly walked away from it all. GSP used to heem people that bisbong would struggle with rn. GSP deserves this. Yoel can fucking wait.

I can not believe they actually booked this shit. If GSP wins, there is no way he will fight Romero.

>>74450973
UFC made his match with Hendo

UFC and Gorges made this fight

Why would Bisping say no?

>>74450984
if GSP wins they can do anderson vs gsp like everyone wanted 10 years ago

>>74450982
>GSP deserves this.

No he doesn't. He's a welterweight who quit after big pigg beat him up, and he opportunely came back to fight the worst MW champ in history.

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>>74450982
french poofs dont look like this without roids white boi

>>74450984
>If GSP wins

No need to worry about that

>>74450978

no im european

>>74450984

> there is no way he will fight Romero.
GSP is too shook to fight Tyron even.

>>74450982
GSP is a literal roider. Even worse than Romero I'd say.

grease st pierre is gonna get fuckn heemed the fuck out trust me

bispgod second round tko

>>74451010
>>74450997
citation?
burden of proof is on you. :^)

>>74451010
>worse than Romero
speculation speculation. supplements arent roids

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>when moralists stand between you and success

>>74450615
This is the thing. they're killing the company for short term gain instead of building the company in the right way. Its sad to see

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Where you at, Georges?

>>74450881
>going to rush Woodley
What, he wants a chess match not a dogfight mate

Khabib vs. Tony is for the real LW belt
Jacare vs. Romero will be for the real MW belt

This is truth talk.

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>>74451023

>>74451033
>>74451005
after GSP molly whops bisbong he will go down and heem woody.

>>74450990
also gsp has packed on so much mass hes 200+ rn. Getting down to 170 wont be fun. middle weight is the obvious move for now.

>>74451051
>he will go down and heem woody
Lol

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>beat middleweight GOAT
>beat the champ on 2 weeks notice
>avenge the worst loss of his career
>beat p4p GOAT

Bisping is the uncontested natty GOAT. TYBB
TYBUSADA

>>74451051
>he will go down and heem woody
HAHAHAHAHA

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>>74451046
> this is evidence
That is the only photo it looks like roid gut. Every other pic its flat. He was probably breathing and caught it at the right moment. Nice try

>>74451037
idk man I think he might try to hurt him then finish him. Something that has gotten very little praise was Woodley's kick defence, Now what I would like to see would be some liver shots, if Thompson trys the leg kick game Woodly's treetrunks are going to chop him to bits

Also I have some fascination with the biomechanics of fighters. Like Cruz for example I don't rate because his shoulder structure, now look at Woodlys bum man. Thicc as fuck. The power he could generate into kicks or punches with that thing is a question I have. Does it make much of a difference?

>/heem/ is finally learning the nuances why Woodley and Bisping are LITERALLY the GOATS

Based

>>74451051

He is petrified of Woodley that's why he choose the pillow fisted English man who he can jab to a decision.

>>74451060
Bisping is gonna beat every weightclass GOAT,believe you me

>people are actually mad GSP got the fight

maybe if the rest of the MW division minus bisping weren't so fucking shit they would get a shot at the king

ya fuckin goofs

>>74451046
serious question, why do you think you know anything about the visual effects of steroids?

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>>74451079

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>>74451060
> beating luke rockhold who won on a complete fluke from weidman is considered an accomplishment

>>74450859
>t. Tyrone Gibsmedat
He has the personality of a potato and the likability of a hernia.

>>74451083
Are Poles proud of Bisping? Wasn't he meant to be descended from the Polish nobility?

Also why are Noble Poles so based?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/03/22/polish-prince-challenges-nigel-farage-to-a-sword-duel-over-immig/

>Actually saying St. Roiderre is natty

What's wrong with some people here? Is Brock natty too?

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>we might see GSP vs Jacare in our lifetime

>>74451095
>f-fluke!!!

Weidman has thrown that the spinning wheel kick a billion times before. Threw it a couple times against Anderson

Rockhold was able to capitalize on it

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>>74451070
>>74451092

>>74451080
>>74451083
>>74451079
GSP is playing 9 d chess. He knows he will heem bisbong and then after wonderboy heems woody with a wheel kick he will go down and get heemed by wonder boy.

>>74451095
>Using Weidman as a punching bag for 5+ minutes and leaving him so beaten his dad was crying is considered a fluke

>>74451100
I enjoy how mad he gets everybody

>Conor
>Bisping

Why are white fighters such pussies?

>>74451100
>Trying to kill our nige
FUCKING UPITTY NOBLEPLUMBER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74451121
14 losers who dont even buy PPVs to begin with

WGAF

>>74451113
He slipped so yea it was a fluke?
>>74451123
So we agree weidman isnt that good since he became champ off a fluke from silva talking shit and neither is rockhold. Good talk

>>74451121
8 seething obsessed yanks on /heem/

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>tfw i can sub every here

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>>74451115
It's just good lighting bro

>>74451129
Yeah he's pretty fun.

Why do people hate him?

>>74451136
It was pretty cool man. Thinly veiled invitation to a debate.

The real question is why have duels gone out of fashion? Would be a good way to sort things out imo

>>74451156
Doubt it man I'm pretty far away

so is anyone gonna post their slip for this weekend?

I've never bet before but I'm tempted to this weekend, not trying to steal bets but I'm just curious what everyone else thinks

>>74451151
>he slipped

lol

>Brock got an exemption for taking steroids
>UFC wont let GSP do the same

how bout u fuck off my page then stupid fuckwit get the fuck out of here

>>74451156
Sub my youtube faggot, I broadcast your mums creampie gangabangs daily

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>>74451187
Bork was doing the UFC a favor saving UFC 200 on short notice because Goober and UFC couldn't agree on contract negotiations. Bork wasn't planned to come back that early.

>>74451156
i'd just bite your dick and claw your eyes until you let go

>ju shitsu
>useful in a real fight

>>74451204
Its sad because he looks so based with a beard. Looks like a fucking twat shaved and with his neo nazi haircut and stupid tatt

>>74451176
Already posted mine once yesterday, you missed out buddy some real good bets on there, I'll be winning bigly

>>74451153
>>>/asp/ mandrama boy

>>74451197
nice one kid but u fucked with the wrong one, now get in my guard

>>74451165
People hate him because he honestly isn't that good at fighting but has ton of luck

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>>74451187
>implying gsp wasnt roiding his ass off before entering the usada pool
this is a teammate of his, zahabi has his own lab out back

>>74451182
You're right it was just a shitty meme kick and didn't land. Regardless the fight was going alright for Chris until he tried that shit.

>>74451137
see >>74450965

>>74451219

well I seriously hope you do friend

I'll be here after so make sure you post your winnings after the fight

>>74451229

>That roid gut

How is USADA even real?