Conor McGregor
1-0 Pro Boxing Record
15-1 UFC Record
30-3 MMA Record
First Undefeated Pro Boxer in The World
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion
MMA is the arts
50-0
I told you cucks to buy ETH and you didnt listen. Do you like being poor?
ngannou
>hey chicken, we heard you voted for trump...
>>74423369
49-1
SHEEE YOU SHOONNN BOI
50-0
Schaub is God
Dallas Winston Appreciation Thread
>>74423417
49-1
MINIMUM 3 SLICES A DAY
bunch o' li'l twerps ITT
you'll do nuthin
>>74423449
>choosing instant gratification over a belt
Has this christfag learned nothing from Adam and Eve?
>>74423430
I wish there was a compilation of all his retarded scores
Single worst meme to come out of here, ever. Not even remotely funny.
Preview of 209
>>74423462
Is it really a meme if it's only one moron forcing it and it's only a few days old?
>>74423449
Thompson is going to lose isn't he?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1FozBUO1l
>>74423449
>tyron eating sage food
>wondercuck eating pizza
>>74423461
I'll give another bone
>>74423420
not a 10-8 because woodley ended up on bottom at the end of the round
>>74423473
Now he is
This might sound wacky but I think if they are going to score more 10-8s then they should go heavy on the 10-10s aswell
>>74423477
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1FozBUO1l
Dude you rock, please do Yoel.
>>74423449
ANNNNNNNNND
STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL
>why yes I am a conor nuthugger
>>74423478
>>74423473
>>74423460
He said he wanted to come in BIGGer
Who are the top 3 PREMIER minds of heem?
>>74423477
Awesome, do Nate pls
>>74423468
Kek
>>74423518
I could every heem here
>>74423477
That was pretty good but some at parts it sounded like a Nigerian accent
>>74423518
Not australia that's for sure
>>74423518
2
Wonderboy is my lowkey boy 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugFGZKc2Ijc
Khabib is based
Zane Simon
>>74423532
Conor went up to 155 because he's scared of Artem
Thompson will evolve, Woodley will get left behind.
>picking white fighters
>>74423552
>>74423468
>the clones at the end
gets me every time
Hello /heem/
>>74423572
This guy seriously has down syndrome
>>74423477
african brudda
>>74423576
mind if i save this?
>>74423572
We can hope but it ain't gonna happen
>>74423518
>>74423390
sorry i ordered a uber, go back to your beaded chair
What UFC fighter has the best chance of heeming a robot? JDS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7xvqQeoA8c
>>74423630
This is literally the beginning to Terminator.
>>74423630
Rumble
>>74423630
ngannou
>>74423630
Ngno
>>74423630
Boston dynamics must be stopped
>>74423630
cyborg
Lads I'm new to mma. What are some of the best fights to get me started?
>>74423512
why yes Tyrone McWoodley will beat WonderHitler... again!
>>74423673
Ronda vs Holm
Ronda vs Nunes
>>74423673
kebab nuremberger vs conrad mcgoober
>>74423589
nah
>>74423477
Top kek
>>74423673
Schaub vs Gonzaga
Schaub vs Cro Cop
Schaub vs Mitrione
Schaub vs Gormley
>>74423673
Pat Barry vs Kongo
>>74423697
Virgin
>>74423673
diaz vs mcgregor 2
>>74423715
Fuck off Travis
>>74423673
>>74423697
>>74423673
Ngannou vs. Arlovski
Ngannou vs. Blaydes
Ngannou vs. Hamilton
Ngannou vs. Henrique
>>74423673
start with something here lad
maybe Lawler/MacDonald
spicybangers.tk
>>74423583
>makes one odd face
>must be down syndrome
lets look at pictures of you then buddeh
>>74423720
t.202er
>>74423721
Travis is my cuck and I'll make your boyfriend a cuck too when I fuck you if u say one more word about my Ronda.
>>74423673
Artem vs Nate's mexican cousin
Artem vs the chink
ummmmmmm if Maia/Masvidal is really being added to this card but not as main event then I really don't know what to think anymore
Been MMA fan since 2008, this OP makes me cringe
>>74423518
Fights are automatically spicier when there's a lot of blood
Yes or Yes ?
Conor McGregor vs Kona Magiga
Who wins?
>>74423856
Yes
>>74423856
Of course. A lot of blood makes it spicy and violent
>>74423879
the joke is that they're the same person
>>74423698
what
>>74423856
just makes the fight more likely to be stopped by doctor
so is wonderboy a pedo or just a closet fag?
or maybe both??
>>74423673
Brendan Schaub vs Roy Nelson
Brendan Schaub vs Minotauro Nogueira
Brendan Schaub vs Ben Rothwell
Brendan Schaub vs Andrei Arlovski
Brendan Schaub vs Travis Browne
Joe Rogan breaks down Brendan Schaub
>>74423817
that nobody even cared about Masvidal until he exposed their boy """"""Cowboy""""""" and that Maia is just going to lay on him anyway
>>74423449
*misses weight*
*gases in the 2nd round*
>>74423673
Diego Sanchez vs Gilbert Melendez
-II-vs Clay Guida
-lI-vs Nick Diaz
>>74423964
This
>>74423964
>>74424024
Lel
>>74423964
>>74424024
h8ers be gone
>Tyrone "The Cucked One" Woodley
So Tyrone confirmed for cuck right? Either that's his wife's son or he is pussy whipped AF.
>>74424047
hey remember when you got BTFO in the Oscars sticky?
>>74424054
I wasn't BTFO. You got BTFO, h8ers aren't safe ANYWHERE on 4chan.
>>74424052
>mfw black bois
>>74424052
>black "men"
*spits in your face*
*calls your mother a bitch on the phone*
*throws you through a glass door*
*speaks homoerotically*
*tells the entire football team*
*eats all your food and smugly grins and laughs while pitching you on his new tshirt*
Heh, nothing personal, homeboy, for sure, i hate bullies, 100% straight up, GADOOSH
>>74424052
His older son is named Woodley, so there's definitely some weird cucking shit involved with Darron, unless they have different mothers
>Hello anon, how about I be your girlfriend tonight?
>>74423449
PizzaGate
>>74424095
just the way the ALPHA male roles, beat it nerd.
>>74424110
Its easy to forget how short Rogan is sometimes
>>74424110
unfunny hack
Imagine being so alpha that the only way you can relate to being bullied is the time you beat up and humiliated some dork in college. So based.
Please do not use words such as: "contender", "prospect" or "fight for title" with following names:
• Dereck Lewis
• Mickey Gall
• Robert Whittaker (Aussies note)
Please note that these people are basically memes and should not belong to the top ten of their respectable divisions.
>I rank wonderpedo
can jazzy slay gabi? i think theyre fighting on april 16th
>>74423420
10-7
>>74424047
You are the biggest loser on heem.
>>74424145
>derrick lewis
>not a future champion
>>74424110
B-B-B-B-BONFIRE
>>74424145
Whittaker is going through be champ soon
>>74424188
What makes you think that?
>>74424145
>Dereck Lewis
His win over Browne more legitimate than Ngannou's over Arlovski desu. He is a contender potatoboy, only cause he is in a shit division, but still a contender
>>74424150
fuck off maggot, don't start this pedo shit again, you fucking cunt. are you going to comment on woodley getting off on watching his young son wrestle?
you fucking piece of shit
>>74424200
>His win over Browne more legitimate than Ngannou's over Arlovski desu.
Arlovski beat Browne so you're objectively wrong.
>>74424196
Because he's good and only getting better
>>74424213
Calm down fella
>>74424214
>MMAMaths
5/10
>>74424234
It's not MMA Math though casual. Arlovski beat Browne so that puts Arlovski higher than Browne in the rankings. It's basic logic.
Thanks for the list of fights guys. I need to ask, why isn't Jon Jones as popular as conor McGregor? The guy has only lots once and it was due to a DQ.
Is he considered the goat?
>>74424249
Im not falling for it
>>74424256
>Is he considered the goat?
Yes
>>74424259
Cause you're objectively wrong.
>>74424220
Steady diet of canned tomatoes
>>74424256
Jon is black
Conor is white
That's all I'm gonna say about that
>>74424249
Browne was finally fighting smart again in the Lewis fight, using his kicks, staying at range more, etc. Lewis still beat him. Ngannou caught the chin of a less athletic, very chinny 38 year old, who had been finished in his last three fights. Lewis should be ranked higher than Ngannou desu.
>>74424256
He used to be the most popular but then he fucked his shit up
>>74424289
>Travis Browne isn't chinny
(you)
Ferguson vs Halloway is my low-key dream fight
>>74424256
He would be 10 times more popular if he went full heal but he has some fake as good person persona he tries to pursue
>>74424305
Browne is pretty tough actually desu. Arlovski gets put to bed with a gust of wind. Browne got his ass beat by Werdum for eight rounds and survived. Never been put unconscious till last fight. Show me a time where he was chinny.
>>74424296
>My penis is too big to function properly, so I use dick pills that also have the chemicals that help you when coming off of PEDs
Really made me think
>>74424335
Werdum isn't exactly a KO artist casual. He got whooped and dropped by Cain, Arlovski, was losing to Mitrione before the eye poke. All recent. Actually Werdum dropped him in his last fight and nearly subbed him at the end of round 1. Arguing that he isn't chinny is just dumb.
>>74424336
Cocaine can cause ED but lets be real he's a high level athlete that is exercising every day. He'd have other problems besides performance in bed
>>74424220
what happened here
>>74424249
Arlovski has gone to absolute shit since then. So has Travis but he's actually put up fights since
>>74424371
Jani got triggered that somebody had written blacked on picture of his fightfu
>>74424350
It's heavyweight. Not everyone is Mark Hunt or Roy Nelson. Arlovski dropped him several times before getting the standing TKO(aka he can take a decent ass whooping for his weight class), Werdum is still a heavyweight with legit power and put Mark Hunt down, Cain is legit one of the best heavyweights of all time when he is heathly no shame losing to him. He is durable compared to most heavyweights desu.
>>74424350
>Actually Werdum dropped him in his last fight and nearly subbed him at the end of round 1. Arguing that he isn't chinny is just dumb.
Kinda of the opposite of your point right? How many heavyweights come back and fight two more rounds after getting dropped?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7MPbVB0Hbg [Embed]
So I'm watching this and Hardy points out that the way Khabib sometimes punches is like using a ridge hand, where he uses this part of the hand to land the punch.
My question is, how does a punch like that knock a guy out or down? When you land with a straight fist, I get it, but this is the side of the fist. How on earth can that rock hard enough for a knockdown?
heem lads plz
>>74424413
You're trying to argue that Browne is better than Arlovski when Arlovski already beat him lol
>>74424110
> being bald
Everything you do will be creepy
>>74424426
Shit happens, people get caught. Browne looked great in the first round of his last fight, Arlovski has looked trash in his last four. GSP avenged his loss to Hughes, Bisping Rockhold, Hall Mousasi, the list goes on and on. MMAmath doesn't work.
>>74424458
Except it's not MMAmath.
>>74423566
artem tapped mcgregor in training and he moved up to 155
I'll just leave this OC here
>>74424474
Cause that was my main point, nice job refuting everything else.
>>74424518
Arlovski beat Browne. This is a fact. Arlovski then went on to lose to the current champ and Overeem who recently challenged for the belt.
Browne had to cheat with eyepokes against someone who is currently at lellator, and just got KO'd by a meme fighter.
You are objectively wrong on this one.
>>74424513
DELET THIS
>>74424575
Arlovski went on to lose to Mir then the current champ then the challenger then Josh Barnett, then Ngannou
All finishes except Mir. You are literally using MMAMath because you are too stupid to understand the basic point that Arlovski is worse than Browne right now or at the very least on equal footing
>kebabs dad and slime friends not allowed in our country
feels good mayne
Aldo looking THICC
>>74424602
what? no, arlovski is better than browne. travis is on his way to bellator my man
>>74424100
Nah he looks like light skin woodley.
>>74424417
>>74424417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JISgLclfX3c
lrn 2 casting punch
great way to break a thumb
>>74424659
Arlovski is slow and chinny now. Browne looked good despite his loss.
>>74424678
I can't believe Dan Hardy didn't mention this war standard fare for Fedor.
>>74424417
even jack dempsey had strong points about non-twisting punches.
turning the shoulder over is nice for some things, but true straight punches have a benefit.
the overhand right is also a top knuckle non-twisting punch
>>74424659
And Arlovski has a stable UFC career? He's lost 4 in a row by finish, arguably 5. You're delusional
>>74424658
steroids
>>74424699
yeah it's strange that he's unfamiliar with it
today i learned travis browne has fans and they're stupid
>>74424726
Burgers
Today I learned there are unironically autistic fucking losers that unironically use MMAMath that are fans of Andrei "Faggot Dumbass" Arlovski
>>74424782
Just don't eat the potato canoes.
REMINDER
>>74424658
>>74424782
Fuck off
>>74424782
>you will never eat a famous burger
>>74424810
i was going to go to brazil to try one but i dont want to get kidnapped
>>74424116
>>74423449
>Wonderpedo
>Eating pizza
really makes you think
>>74424602
>Arlovski went on to lose to Mir
You're an idiot if you think Mir won that fight. Straight up.
>>74424659
t. Schaub
>>74424788
You don't need to be a fan of Arlovski to call out idiot casuals such as yourself who says Browne is better.
The guy who's last legit win was over 2 years ago against Brendan Schaub and got KO'd by Arlovski is better? Are you autistic or something?
>>74424782
Called it months ago 2bh
>>74424846
Apparently you do since you're the only one to be so angry about a claim otherwise
>against Brendan Schaub
Oh, you mean the same guy that Arlovski robbed? MMAMath is flawless logic according to you!!!
Kill yourself
>>74424853
it was obvious pham
>>74424853
>>74424854
>u-u mad
Is that the best you can do? You don't even know what MMA Math is.
Arlovski beat Browne, there's no MMA Math to be had there. Arlovski has had a more successful career. Like how stupid and contrarian do you have to be to be a Travis Browne apologist?
>Kill yourself
Unstable mental midget getting overly emotional about being wrong.
>>74424853
>>74424869
soon
>>74424854
>the same guy that Arlovski robbed?
>It's a Swab fan
Wew lol
>>74424853
roidmonkey vs polish housekeeper
>>74424869
SI swimsuit shoot when?
>>74424870
>c-c-ccontrarian!!!!
You are a mentally defective aspie
>there's no MMAMath
There is. They've each had at least 5 fights since. Arlovski has fallen harder than Browne is arguably worse than him now.
You're an unstable retard who should do the world's gene pool a favor and chug some chlorine. It should speaks volumes how much of a waste of oxygen you are to incur a response
>>74424879
>Highest significant strike differential in UFC championship history (+121 vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G_f7cbdGfA
>>74424853
>tfw Kookie is gonna get laid on for 3 rounds
>tfw it wouldnt be me doing it
cruz vs frankie!!!!!
>>74424895
Name-calling doesn't actually make you right you know. You're incredulously dumb just by the mere fact you are actually opining that Browne who has a direct loss to Arlovski is MMA-Math. Are you autistic?
>You're an unstable retard who should do the world's gene pool a favor and chug some chlorine. It should speaks volumes how much of a waste of oxygen you are to incur a response.
Damn look at all this mad. All over Travis Browne hahaha yeah you clearly are autistic
>>74424895
>those types
>that mad
lmao @ your life
>>74424915
Oh so now you're crying about namecalling? What a fucking loser you are. The only thing more pathetic than your existence is the obvious passive-aggression you're trying to convey
No one is buying your samefagging either you loser
You got BTFO and now youre getting suicidal over it. Sad!
>>74424911
>none of them is a champion anymore
sad
Beating a former UFC champ (Arlovski) is more impressive than beating Travis "My last real win was against Brandon Swab" Browne.
This isn't even worthy of an argument lmao.
>>74424915
Lmao bud youre getting embarrassed just stop
>>74424919
>All this mad.
How is beating someone directly MMA-Math? What's wrong with you?
>>74424792
>>74424810
>>74424851
You guys just earned 15% off your next purchase
>>74424802
You pay full price, sorry
>>74424924
Lmao bud you're embarrassed just stop
>>74424919
>>74424928
>32:56
>33:56
The autism is real.
>Arlovski is clearly better than Browne!!!!
>Why's that?
>U-u-ugh Schaub!!!!
Imagine being this much of a virgin loser
>>74424911
Washed up bums
We have some pretty GOAT champs right now that need a pic like this
>Bisping
>Conor
>Stipe
>Tyron
>>74424940
It is. You are VERY autistic
>>74424930
Lol this booger eating suicidal loser still doesn't get it
>>74424944
Haha you are fuming so hard, you respond to me twice samefagging shamelessly. This is priceless.
Imagine the brain damage it takes to be a Travis Browne fan.
>>74424956
Stop
>>74424956
I don't think I've seen someone get BTFO as hard as you have bud
>F-Floyd? What are you doing here? Please don't hurt me!
>For sure Travis was tagging black beast with some nice leg kicks my man
Imagine the suicidal tendencies it takes to seriously convince yourself that MMAMath is a legitimate form of argument
>>74424963
>>74424964
Oh my goodness, you are the biggest autist I've seen here in a long time. You're clearly new from /asp/ or something.
>>74424966
>There was an occupied sign at the door, didn't you read that Floyd ? Oh nevermind
>Having a direct win over someone is MMA-Math
What's this moron's problem exactly? Lol
>>74424984
Oh look, now he's revealed himself as a mandrama faggot
Please kill yourself already
>>74424984
Lmaooooooo
i would unironically heem all of you
>>74424984
What's wrong with you?
>>74425007
>>74425009
>>74425014
Lol I made you so mad you started triple replying now. This is gold. Please don't stop. I want to see how long your cheeto fingers can keep it up for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
Oh my god he still literally doesn't get it lol, the poor kid must be slapping himself as we speak lmao
>>74424966
Fuck Floyd
>>74424994
Brain damage la'
>>74425023
>that pic
this paulie G guy sure seems retarded
He literally needs to reply to himself because he's a loser that no one likes on here or in real life
LMAO
>>74425016
Stop
Imagine getting another "human being" so mad they start triple same-fagging your posts lmao
>>74424854
>Oh, you mean the same guy that Arlovski robbed
Rofl
I literally have this suicidal dork in a state of paranoia
>>74425037
Better?
>>74425023
>implying Gooby could land a strike on Floyd in a boxing match
>>74425067
>implying he's landing a strike in that picture
Watch and see him triple-reply now.
Does Aldo play Ape Escape?
>>74425067
He can and he will
>>74424966
>floyd winning without pillow gloves and promise to only throw punches
>>74425075
Why's there a mirror opposite the PS4 system
He's still literally paranoid lol. Ive never seen someone so shook in my life
>>74423751
>Travis is my cuck and I'll make your boyfriend a cuck too when I fuck you if u say one more word about my Ronda.
This is him lmao
He's going full schizo. He's all revved up!!
>>74424933
>dat broken english
>>74424971
Imagine being a Travis Browne fan. This is like a special kind of CTE going on here.
>>74425062
>Floyd land something insubstantial with his pillow hand
>Conor puts heem to sleep wit dat left hand shot
I've seen this one before
>>74425109
Careful dude we have a spergy Travis fan in the thread. Don't say anything mean about his Ronda.
>mfw conor literally had a kid to duck the 45 & 55 divisions
>>74425111
>Travis Browne fan
Does such a thing really exist?
>>74425118
>Magiga gassing out after 5 mins then getting tagged
I've seen this one before
>>74425062
What the fuck is this trash?
Literally schizophrenia
>>74425137
I had no idea until today. /heem/ continues to surprise me.
>>74425134
This. Shook by Ferguson desu.
>>74425118
>Floyd
>pillow hands
Watch him KO Ortiz
Also, boxing gloves and MMA gloves are surprisingly not that different in terms of damage
50-0
>>74425137
if they do exist, what does that say about Schaub fans
goat weigh in
>being a fan of brandon schob
lol
Lol i just realized this schizo dork was roleplaying as a slobfag then started to get mad at him
You can add multiple personality disorder to that list
>>74425153
>September 17 2011
>5 and a half years ago
I can't even imagine what being a Travis Browne fan is like lol.
i wonder if khabib will behead an infidel in the next embedded
>>74425155
49-1
Imagine one of your multiple personalities was schizophrenic, suicidal, paranoid, and an Arlovski nuthugger
>>74424901
Imagine trying to seriously argue that Travis Browne is a better win than Arlovski.
/ourguy/ coming back to sort out the division and bring heems back
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRB6H37F0Nv/?hl=en
>khabib gets deported on saturday morning
>>74425164
>>74424853
claudia has that nasty hotdog roidskin
gross monkey "woman"
Wheelchair MMA when?
>>74425189
Whoever made this should had chosen another photo of post fight Esparza, freeze frame of her getting hit doesn't tell the truth
Sokoudju is a better win than Little Nog
t. Magna Cum Laude in MMAMath
>>74425213
>>74423390
Khabib will never be my boy for the shear fact that i would be sharing a boy with thousands of mudslimes. Never Ever.
>I rank Travis Browne
>>74425219
outta my way non-heavy weight shits
>I rank Andrei Arlovski above Travis Browne because of Brendan Schaub
>>74425226
ronda and pvz are proof that semi-shitskin blondes only look hot when they are starving and dehydrated
Imagine rating a guy whose last win was against Swab higher than a former UFC champ.
Imagine how dumb and brain-dead you have to be to do this lmao
>MFW ONLY 5 DAYS LEFT
>>74425255
>>74425255
>semi-shitskin
You are one of the biggest losers on /heem/
Imagine unironically using MMAMath to justify Brendan Schaub as the reason why Andrei Arlovski is currently better than Travis Browne
UFC 209 is this Weekend.
Overeem/Hunt is being overlooked I think
>>74425196
>Robbery Lawler
>Our guy
>>74425269
Who is the biggest?
Can we cut out the Shaub talk a little? I get it, it's funny to mention him because he's obviously irrelevant today and was known as a bad fighter that had to be talked into early retirement by Joe Rogan just for the sake of his health.
Imagine trying to argue that the guy who got KO'd in the first round is better
L M A O @ your """"""""life"""""""""
>>74425289
>carlos condecision
>our guy
My boy Rashad is coming back this weekend
he a OG in this game
Wow the loser here is fully revved
>>74425196
Give him Nick, let him redeem himself
Reem is my boy this weekend, Hunt was too whiney about Lesnar being on the sauce.
Imagine one of your multiple personalities was so flustered because of how stupid you are that you think Travis Browne was knocked out in the first round in his last fight
>>74425269
i wasn't even trying to be edgy or offensive, my negroid friend, it's just a useful shorthand for a certain look. lighten up
>I rank Brandon Swab
>>74425339
Travis was knocked out by Arlovski in the 1st round you literal 196er retard.
>>74425321
>rashad "get btfo and cry about it" evans
>rashad "get KOed by my boy Lyoto" evans
yeah no ty
Lol this booger eating schizo is so flustered he literally can't read "last fight" despite just implying it
LMAO
>>74424942
the only goat there is tyron
>Travis Browne fans exist
Where did it go so wrong? Bullied at school too much?
most underrated fight?
>>74425346
I love passing that sign on my way home every day. It never gets old. The bright flowers in front of the moss green paint.
>>74425352
>my boy lyoto
>my boy the literal piss drinker
>my boy the greaser
yeah no ty
>Mmamath
Yikes
Imagine trying to argue that the guy who lost is better.
[CTE intensifies]
>>74425368
Reem is getting retired.
wow lots of racists in this thread... baka
>he literally has a picture of someone eating shit
So fitting lol
>get handled by bork
>complain about roids
>get matched up with overeem
>>74425356
Nice damage control 196er
>>74425371
>lyoto machida isn't top 5 GOATs
newfag detected
Yikes that loser sperg is fully revved. That guy has no life.
Hey nerd, the mcdonalds on western ave is hiring.
Oh look now he's gone back to replying to me again lol
Rev up another personality!
>>74425287
It's a nice card isn't it? I'm looking forward to every fight on it.
Some great prelims
>Cool Hand Luke
>Dazza The Crowbar Elkins
>Spitz is some lanky HW, they're funny
Also making some goat sacrifices to ensure Dad Kelly defeats Uncle Rashad for the inaugural mid-life title.
How do you even become a Travis Browne fan nigga? Lol
>Hey nerd, the mcdonalds on western ave is hiring.
Imagine one of your personalities is a fan of a guy who lost to Brundon Schlob
Need a quick rundown on this Travis Browne phase this general is going through
Huge Sage Northcutt fan here, saw him at autozone once and was too starstruck to speak and started visibly sweating, super embarrassing considering my step son was there with me.
Imagine arguing that the guy who lost is better lmao
#NotMyPresident
what the hell is wrong with some of you. fucking turbo autism in this thread jesus christ
>>74425435
literally just two autists shitting up the entire thread
>>74425393
>have a manlet brother
>juicer
>get beat by Jon Jones
Machida is a literal cuck desu. Worst light heavyweight champ ever.
Just a reminder that my high school diploma in MMAlgebra allows me to validate that Brendan Schaub is better than Cro Cop
It takes a lot of energy to be a Travis Browne fan, Joe
http://desuarchive.org/wsg/full_image/1473143707278.webm
I'm from the future
>>74425450
>he cares about juicing
lol go back to plebbit
>be natural middleweight
>go up to LHW and heem every legend in sight
>Hey nerd, the mcdonalds on western ave is hiring
Matt Serra finished GSP earlier. He's slightly better than him
>Non ordinary differential mmaequations
I'm from the future
I'm from the future
Travis Browne heems Arlovski in the rematch
>>74425477
>>74425477
>heem every legend in sight
nigga what? Thiago Silva? Rashad? Robbing Shogun? He knocked out a 100 year Randy Couture, who gives a fuck?
im from the past
Imagine trying to argue that some journeyman is better than a former UFC champ he already lost to past his prime lmao
Imagine being so stupid you equate this to Serra-GSP.
>>74425503
wgaf about your opinion was champion in a heavier division and went out on his shield vs the literal goat, not to mention changing the game
I'm from the past AND future
Good game of pillow fist today. the Mexican was looking pretty technical
No one cared until he put on the mask
Lmao this booger eating loser actually thinks GSPeepee is better than Serra.
Serra literally finished him in the first round, it took 5 pounds of steroids and 2 rounds for GSP to cheat his way past Serra
This dumbass is also a GSPoo nuthugger lol his personalities are hilarious!
>>74425400
209's really nice but I've read they'd had problems selling tickets. Kinda strange because it's actually quite stacked
>>74425555
>>74423477
BASED
A
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E
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KEBAB
>>74424110
>"New Cadillacs look better than Ferraris" – Joe Rogan
>b-b-b-b-b--but my MMA math m-m-makes more s-sense!!!
>>74423343
>/heem/ Conor McGregor is best Boxer and MMA Fighter in the World Edition
McGarbage wouldn't last a minute against Schaub j/s
>When you have a sperg so shook he triple samefags but then he realizes it's too much effort now he's talking to himself about a completely unrelated topic
>When a Travis Browne fan out there actually exists
Lol
>>74425525
You dumb desu. Lyoto will never be a top 25 Goat let alone top 5. He was champ in a heavier division when everyone was small. Everyone he beat could fight at middleweight, except the old ass Couture. He didn't change the game, he got picked apart with leg kicks then heemed. Gracies changed the game, Coleman changed the game, Machida is a literal piss drinker and that is all he will ever be.
>>74425435
its not a phase mom!!
>>74425370
tattoos are so retarded
>Khabib will never be my boy for the shear fact that i would be sharing a boy with thousands of mudslimes
>>74425393
>won a bullshit decision over my Pride boy
>got heemed in the immediate rematch
Justice was served that day
>>74425586
getting picked apart doesn't mean you didn't change the game
Imagine getting BTFO so hard that you in turn, turn into another one of your personalities and BTFO yourself with your own logic
Astounding.
>>74425625
please dude
just stop
>>74425625
What's wrong with you?
>>74425564
Wow yeah you're right, decent amount of seats still
http://www.ticketmaster.com/ufc-209-las-vegas-nevada-03-04-2017/event/2E00522CCDE5190F
>>74425602
>le muslim can crusher
>le rob tibau man
>le grapplefuck man
Srsly why do people like Khabib, he isn't fun to watch, he isn't charismatic. Baffles the fuck out of me. I must go with the patrician pick.
>>74425618
How did he change the game at all? He confused people at first but then gets easily gameplanned by people. Gracies made everyone have to learn BJJ, Mark Coleman made everyone learn to wrestle, Lyoto is just a piss drinking hue.
El Cucuy
Lol bud you just got fuckin dusted
>>74425668
A bloody Travis Browne fan.
>>74425733
>>74425747
Literally multiple personalities
How would this MMA matchup go?
>>74425661
>he isn't charismatic
actually he kind of is in his own way. his postfight speech after the johnson fight was very good.
i make this fight
>>74425769
What's wrong with you?
Is Dan Hardy the supreme gentleman of mixed martial arts
>>74425776
No it wasn't
>>74425733
Maia vs some beaten up can.webm
>>74425776
it wasn't tho
>>74425655
It's a shame to see because UFC's put on a good card, two of the best lightweights in the world are going after each other, a title fight, Reem/Hunto, Lando but I suppose none of these guys really have the casual eye.
208 wasn't a great card but if I recall correctly that actually sold out. I want more cards like 209, but if it doesn't sell, we'll see less of it, especially under WME
>>74425780
>>74425785
Are you alright?
Dusted
>>74425780
>>74425807
>Hey nerd, the mcdonalds on western ave is hiring
>>74425803
Eh its going to be meme fights unfortunately. Glorified WWE
>>74425770
Dragon Lily in the third desu
>>74425803
209 is an overrated shit card outside the title fights. A bunch of meme fighters
>>74425661
the padded meme record draws in the casuals. if he wasn't undefeated, if he had just one single loss nobody would give a flying fuck about him. well, except for mudslimes.
>>74425858
t. Newfag casual
Can Lando heem again?
>>74425803
Vegas is oversaturated with events and March isn't exactly tourist season. UFC should do a tour around NBA arenas all over USA instead of doing half of their shows in one city
>>74425893
Switch McGregor with Khabib
>>74425935
>>74425942
>most popular fighter in UFC and biggest draw
>"contrarian"
Nah mate
>>74425942
Nah man, Plebian means it's the casual choice, Contraian is someone trying to say "Look how hardcore and cool I am for picking this guy! I'm not mainstream!" While Patrician is the choice of the true and balanced fight fan
>>74425971
Do one for every weight class
Conor is never coming back
>>74425942
goof
>>74425990
thats a tall order pal, I'll do my best
>>74425971
Literally how is picking Khabib contrarian? Oh I get it, it's cause he's a muslim right? everyone should be an edgy polturd like you
>>74425901
Yeah dude le ebin grooby banana xDDDDD
>>74426008
Whoooooaaaa friend, lets slow it down there. All I'm saying is that a lot of people pick Nurmy as their guy because they hate McG.
>>74426008
eat shit spergOP, you muzzie fuck
>>74426028
Khabib was in this sport way before McGregor even showed up casual.
>>74426008
KHABIB IS A CAN CRUSHER AND SHOULDN'T EVEN BE NEAR THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDER SPOT. FUCK THAT WRESTLE FUCKER.
Srs though, why do you keep bringing up this muslim shit. Khabib is boring but has a padded record. That's why contrarians pick him. You must be a butthurt muslim desu. Don't cry when your boy gets that neck snatched saturday.
>>74426051
>why do you keep bringing up this muslim shit
Cause you brought it up first: >>74425661
>>74426050
what does the length of Khabib's career have to do with what I said? Conor is very well known and lots of people dislike him, and some of the people who dislike him gravitate towards khabib because he is sorta the anti-conor Look man, I'm not trying to argue here, I'm busy making this guy's request >>74425990
>>74426086
>mudslime
>why do you keep bringing it up xD
>>74426095
> a lot of people pick Nurmy as their guy because they hate McG.
Khabib fans existed before UFC 189 casual.
*pretends to be heemed*
*refs stops fight*
What the fuck ref???
>>74426099
Aha like I said, I only keep repeating since it is clearly rustling your jimmies. You brought the shit up first and keep getting mad about it. Dirty Mudslime KhaMEME fan.
Tyrone heemed
Khabib heemed
Hunt Heemed
>>74426113
*pretends to be heemed*
*gets heemed for real to avoid controversy*
Is normal
>>74426120
>>74426129
What is wrong with you?
>>74426142
Dude, I dont know what his problem is I'm just trying to make my stupid MS Pain thing in peace
>>74426132
>Tyrone heemed
literally no chance of this happening breh
wondercuck's only chance is winning by decision
>>74426132
So you think Trump has ever been in a fistfight?
Like, ever?
I'm thinking no way.
>>74426099
pic related. it's you.
>>74426142
Calm down spergy
>>74426167
was pretty disgusting how they all did their little muslim chants together desu, that's the only reason they like him at all
>>74426184
hopefully Marvin bounces back
>>74426188
Stay triggered
>>74426202
>(Khalabeeb in red)
>>74426177
Haha, your little muslim friend is getting that neck snatched on saturday.
Ferguson vs Habeeb is crazy vs evil
>>74426227
Please go to /asp/
>>74426227
t.mandrama watcher
i smesh your face
>>74426267
Name of the guy who hit the knee?
>>74425990
Fuck it, Im too lazy to do it in Paint, I'll just type it out
WSW
>Pleb: Karolina
>Cont: Clawja
>Pat: JJ
WBW
>Pleb: Ronda
>Cont: Nunes
>Pat: Valentina/Cat
FLW
>Pleb: Benevidez
>Cont: Cejudo
> Pat: Mighty Mouse
BW
>Pleb: Cody
>Cont: Cruz
>Pat: Dillashaw
FW
>Pleb: Max
>Cont: Aldo
>Pat: Cub
LW
>Pleb: Conor
>Cont: Khabib
>Pat: Tony
WW
>Pleb: Wonderboy
>Cont: Masvidal
>Pat: Lawler (still my boy)
MW
>Pleb: Romero
>Cont: Jacare
>Pat: Bisping
LHW
>Pleb: Jon Jones
>Cont: DC
>Pat: Rumble
HW
>Pleb: Cain
>Cont: Schwab
>Pat:Stipe/Reem
>>74426290
nobody fucking knows who he is.
Damn I just watched Hardy's inside the Octagon and Im starting to feel the hype, the muslim turd is gettin rekt
>>74426290
Hugh DaphHook
>>74426290
Dennis Bermudez
>>74426290
Jeremy Stephens
>>74426307
AH FUCK, I thought you said "hit BY the knee"
>>74426313
who the FOOK is that?
how has this man not been laughed out of the business?
>>74424110
What a midget. Is it true that you could see his knees at the beginning of 208 or was that a ruse? Would be fucking gold if it's real.
>>74426333
After the Holly and Nunes fight do you still believe that to be true? Honestly, I mean really?
>tfw made 4 threads the passed few days
Why is it so addicting?
Is it the (You)s?
Is it the power of leadership?
>>74426294
Please lose weight
>>74426355
Please copy/paste events and you won't get any complaints from me desu
>>74426355
I always knew you were a mandrama sperg. Most McCasuals are.
>>74425393
>top 5 GOATs
Has anyone got any decent 209 hype videos, bit bored and watched the stuff on UFC's chanel
>>74426357
I'm 5'10 and 148 friend. I was just giving that guy what he requested, no need to sling insults.
>>74426370
It's those types of """"people"""" that make me appreciate spergOP
>>74426393
Stop talking about yourself, loser
>>74426392
Paddy?
>>74426392
Please put on weight.
>>74426398
B A S E D
>>74426400
who?
>>74426407
kek
>>74426382
https://www.ufc.tv/video/nate-marquardt-vs-tyron-woodley-strikeforce-rockhold-vs-kennedy
>>74426398
Daily reminder to only watch:
>Women's Strawweight
>Women's Bantamweight
>Flyweight
>Bantamweight
>Heavyweight
>Featherweight champ got his belt by getting KO'ed and whining about it
>Lightweight "champ" doesn't even defend it
>Welterweight champ is whiny and didn't want to correct a draw on his record
>Middleweight champ picks easy fights, avoids actual challenges
>Light Heavyweight is a boring disrespectful fighter who couldn't even get it by beating the original champion
>yfw Mickey "Fuck Roufusport" Gall tappy's Pettis, Woodley, and Askren in that order
>>74426444
Daily reminder to only watch:
Manlets, women, and fatboys.
Confirmed for pleb.
>>74426449
Mickey "The Memekiller" Gall will end the McGregor meme
Childhood is liking Overeem, adulthood is realizing Schaub was right all along....
What is with you spergs and forcing these god-awful memes
>>74426458
>supporting whiny fighters who play politics
>>74426474
>wet bandit
more like
>wetback manlet
>>74423390
you don't know how much a wanted a drone strike at that moment
>>74423475
hey. the webm cut off early
it left out the part were Conor finished Nate
>>74426940
>someone with a different skin tone than me expressing any sort of emotion to a fighter is enough to make me into serial murderer
wew
>>74427345
>>74424005
>-lI-
Who?
>>74423518
That one cody fan
>>74426415
He was making a joke. Paddy the irish featherweight
>>74426294
>Pleb: Cody
Not true, a while ago all the casuals hated Cody
>>74426398
>Maia plebian
The only thing plebian is this image and whoever made it.
>>74426420
BASED
>>74426336
You get touched by a short man? Or have you just accomplished nothing?
>>74425153
I'm 100% behind Floyd that those were legal strikes but to act like Ortiz wasn't confused and not defending himself is just a lie,
>>74426294
The first four are correct but for FW and up you're a confused little man