/turnleft/ - Can-Am Duel At Daytona Pre-Race/Race Thread

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who /missdale/ here

switch the first row in the second race

The 2 Penske's and Harvick lined up outside of all 4 JGR cars and broke them off one at a time.

Hendrick appears to have the qualifying speed down here, but it'll be Ford's tonight and a Ford on Sunday.

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Who /ragsinabox/ here?

who /singlefileracing/ here

Why would Chase or Jr even try tonight? All they'll do is risk fucking up their cars. They're already locked in on the front row.

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>>74355018

>>74355083

Hendrick cars are super loose in the pack, so if I were them I'd try to stay out front for the first 2/3rds of the race then just wheel around like 5s off the back at the end.

>>74355083
They can get points

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>no class tomorrow
>12 pack of Fat Tire beers
>turnleft is back

>>74355152

Ahh that's right, forgot about that.

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>mfw Trucks tomorrow

>>74355083

They are under the 100% rule and teams will be wanting data in race conditions after the break. Going out in the Duels isn't really a problem as long as it's not a complete write off because teams have three days and a practice session on the Saturday to get the setup back as well.

>>74355108

Jimmy getting loose and Chase having a shitty time mid pack should tip them off but at the same time Bowman had a great setup and was up front a lot. Could see Dale taking Race 2 if he races smart.

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>>74355066
tfw rags

Hendrick gets the poles cuz so little drag and downforce. Which will be fine tonight with increased grip, but when they race in the day (Clash/500) you see how fucking loose they are in the pack.

They'd be better off giving up some qual speed for better handling.

>>74355066
double fisted with the rags

>>74355255
I think you need to look at it strategically. Running in the pack is a complete fucking dice roll anyways where you can't even point race reliably if you wanted to so they build their cars for 1) the big PR boost of qualifying and 2) having the best chance of winning the race from the front.

With the new meme points system you want to be out front the entire race anyways.

Streem?

>>74355330

http://zoofalmily.net//?canal=1

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Dale looks so happy when he's with Amy. So different from his weird autism several years ago when he couldn't win or hold an interview without spilling spaghetti.

>>74355230

Yeah actually, with all the rained out practice they are in need of data

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>4 cars for two spots in the Daytona 500
>tfw the Duels will never mean anything again

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>it's another grid walk episode

>>74355394
He went from driving Lance Mcgrew shitboxes and everyone comparing him to JJ and Sneak while he parties at Whiskey River to being his own man and having fun again while he fucks Amy on the reg.

pls no concussions

>>74355464

Even if he has another one and has to retire, he's at least happy now. He was so awkward and sad for a few years there.

>trumble

>>74355464
>>74355514

He said at media day that if he wins the cup he's going to retire on the spot.

Are there ever any wrecks or excitement in these duels or do drivers just play it safe and boring?

>>74355556

Little bit of both, tho with points on the line I think guys will play it safer than usual and take a top 5 if that's what they have.

>>74355556

It used to be really exciting given that 50+ cars would show up every year trying to make the race, but now that the car counts have dwindled and franchising guarantees 36 out of 40 cars into every race, the element of who's going to win the field is pretty much gone.

They're offering points in these races for finishing in the Top 10 now, but we'll see if the drivers actually bite and race hard for that.

>>74355556
usually they are boring since no one wants to tear up the same car they're using for the 500, but since these races are for points for the first time maybe the last few laps might get exciting

Remember the year Mike Skinner and Derrike Cope beat and banged and wailed on each other coming to the finish line only to realize they both missed the field because Bill Elliott had passed them?

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wag1 lads

>no official saying "the command has been given" like in indycar

I'm disappointed that the shit-tier "Daytona Day" marketing is taking away from the fact that FOX's actual Daytona 500 commercial is really good.

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Who /Otis/ here?

>tfw no more sneak

>>74355745

>tfw got to attend his last race

Will be a feather in my cap forever tbqh

this may seem like a stupid question, but, why don't the drivers simply turn on their headlights for night races? you'd think that Daytona Beach is spending countless dollars and energy by providing lighting systems for the track, when they could simply turn their headlights on!

>>74355717
>using paper towels instead of rags in a box
Smh

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Would you a Jamie Little?

>>74355756
Which last race? Miami, martinsville or the 24h? Sneak has retired 3 times already

>>74355787

Martinsville last year.

BOOGITY BOOGITY

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BOOOOOGITY BOOOOGITY BOOOOOOOOOOOGITY

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY

>inb4 high line wins and nobody can pass the leader lol

okay, /sp/

i havn't watched NASCAR much at all or kept up

I know sprint wasn't coming back (we knew this in late 2014) but....why MONSTER? the fucking energy drink that almost 90% of the time caters to self-centered millenials

>am 31, tired of frances shit, stopped watching NASCAR full time in 2015, just watched highlight reels and decided to give it another shot this year

FUCKING SEGMENTS!? ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME, ALL THAT WILL DO IS CREATE BULLSHIT STORYLINES AND FIX THE RACE OUTCOME!!

is Brian France literally the most retarded person in motorsports?

What's he going to do now?

>>74355819
>is Brian France literally the most retarded person in motorsports?


no, he's the most retarded person in all of SPORTS

>>74355819
>why Monster
they paid the most money
>is Brian France literally the most retarded person in motorsports?
all sports

>>74355819
>but....why MONSTER?


>MUH YOUNG PEOPLE

That's literally the reason .

>MUH RIGGING
>MUH STORYLINES

Stay mad fags. Everyone else knew based Brad was winning from the start

>>74355819
>>74355850
Hey idiots, Monster was the only sponsor they could find and their bid was like 20% lower than what NASCAR was asking for

>>74355083

>Race Data
>Points

under the new BULLSHIT race format, the Duel and the Monster Open (the qualifying race for the all-star race in may) are points paying

so they can get some points by doing it

Who /drinkingeventhoughyougotworkorschooltomorrow/ here?

>>74355342
Any stream besides this one? Hopefully one that's mobile friendly

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TREVOR?

Pretty cool to see so much strength in the Ford camp this year.

BAYNE??

>>74355819
is Brian France literally the most retarded person in motorsports?
The wall street journal did an article on how bad he has done his job

Kes is so good out front at these tracks.

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>>74355880

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>McMurray still has a job

LANDON
A
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D
O
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>>74355863

that's a load of fucking shit

>NASCAR Employee guy from the clash thread here

they had Multiple offers on the table, but they kept asking for more than the companies wanted to pay

they were asking for 2004 NASCAR Popularity prices vs 2017 Niche Series prices

Microsoft showed interest
Coke Showed interest
Hisense showed interest

there was a ton of companies who pulled their bid after France endorsed trump

Jeff still needs to work on his speaking, but at least he knows what's going on with the cars

>>74355858

>penske driver
>based

select uno

Kes and Jr are so hard to pass when they're leading here.

>>74355912
So you admit it wasn't "MUH YOUTH" then?

>>74355863

And even then it was only because Coke invested so much in the sport that they used their stake in the Monster brand to convince Monster's board to do it as well

>>74355922

give him a break, he puts DW in his place a lot of the times, so it's funny

Jeff is literally fresh out of these cars (he subbed for jr last year) so he knows more than darrel does

>>74355912
this
I called it the day Brian France decided to endorse Trump that NASCAR would lose most of its potential sponsors

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WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEX BOWMAN
HOW DOES HE NOT HAVE A RIDE
FUCK THIS STUPID SPORT

Lelgano in the pits

>>74355930

no, it wasn't

Monster was literally their only option

it was either

"accept 20% less and have a title sponsor and operate on a 20% loss"

or

"go without a sponsor for a year and operate out of NASCAR's internal budget"


which one would you choose?

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>>74355912
lol of course it's fucking shitlibs who ruin everything

>>74355938
Oh I know, I was just saying his speaking skills aren't quite there yet. I totally enjoy having him in the booth

>Logano has a loose RF

how the fuck you gonna start a race with a loose wheel?

Is the Daytona Day marketing thing FOX is doing really that bad, or is it just autists complaining?

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>qualifying for a race that will have an entirely different running order 10 laps in

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>>74355066
Always

>>74355974

I think it's well done.

>>74355973

>muh lugnuts

the providence of jamie macmary

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Soon™

When did the Duels start in the evening?
I recall them being mid day like around 1/2pm.

LANDON
A
N
D
O
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>>74356001
WORK WITH LANDON YOU FUCK

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>mfw favorite driver is gone so I can finally root for Jimmie
can't wait for the season desu

>>74356010
2014 I believe

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>no Edwards
>no Biffle
this feels wrong

>>74355968

a lot of the people who work in NASCAR's office space were all not really shocked

i am a trump supporter as well but he should have waited until coke signed the deal before he endorsed

these sponsorships are BINDING CONTRACTS and they are obligated to sponsor the series or NASCAR can sue the company for millions (if not billions) of dollars

Coke was about to finalize and was going to announce at the all-star race, too

but when he endorsed trump, they literally ended all talks and pulled the bid

>Coke owns monster
they only own a 30% stake and it's just so they can own them financially, Monster is not a subsidiary nor do they answer to Coke Execs, they are their own autonomous company

>single file

Great race we're having, yes goyim? Brought to you by Coca-Cola™

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>>74355981

>you will never see a driver dominate the Daytona 500 weekend like Dale Jarrett did in 2000.

His qualifying lap was almost an entire mile per hour than the outside pole and led almost half the race.

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>>74356059
They've always been bitchy about Trump

>>74356039
Damn... I guess I haven't been keeping up. I'll shut up asking next what happened to Gatorade sponsorship

Who here /Budweiser Shootoot/ /Gatorade 125 Duels/

the fuck are these horrific "when's the caution" rules??

>>74356059
so what you're saying is Coke was going to give them the best deal, France endorsed Trump, then by November, because so many companies pulled out, France had to beg Monster for something even close to asking price? Lmfao he's retarded.

>>74356007

Landon is another of my guys. Fucking memester. I want to see him do well

I THINK ON THIS NEXT RESTART YOUR START GONNA HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE TO START

>>74356091
Gatorade was 2005-2012, then Budweiser from 2013-2015.

Probably just money is why they switched

>>74356091
The bud shootout ended in 2012, then it was sprint unlimited until last year

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I forgot how nervous plate racing makes me.

>>74355912

Which department do you work in? IMC?

When are we actually going to get an attractive and capable female driver?

Who here remembers when Roush wasn't a joke?

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>>74356124
>sprint unlimited

>>74356122
My bad, that's all duels

>>74356091
Skipping school on those thursdays was cool.

>>74356119

yes, pretty much

he should have waited until the RNC

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>>74356138


We have one, bro.

>>74355974

It's bad because it doesn't inform the average idiot who has no idea what the Daytona 500 what the Daytona 500 is and when it is.

>>74356138
Look up Amber Balcaen. She's coming.

>>74356138
don't worry anon we have hippie vegan ARCA chick

>>74356137

i work in the department that deals with partnerships between the company and other major companies,

basically, if a company wants to be the "Official X of NASCAR" they come through us first

>>74356165
>She's coming.
And so am I.

>>74356165
KEEP THOTS OUT OF NASCAR

>>74356122
>>74356124
Thanks

Do the rules still apply or did they change them? Basically if you win or finish high today you start high for the 500?

Basically Daytona qualifying is useless expect for the pole?

I lost interest espically after Tony left.

>Tfw when I was 15 and my parents just got divorced
>mom took me to Daytona for the Pepsi 400 to make me feel better. Tony won and we were sitting on finish line
>Tony climbs fence and I get in a hug
He'll never get his 500 win, why live

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>>74356138
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayli_Barker

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R3IKujFMGo

>>74356141
I think when they limited the number of cars a team can field down to two was when they started turning to shit. Wasn't Roush's strategy to fill the field with young drivers they scouted heavily (gong show) and hope they outperformed their equipment? Capping it at four pretty much fucked them over when they ran a five car team and were the most consistent team arguably.

>>74356073

And still had to rely on a late restart and Ford memery to beat Johnny Benson.

It's funny how every Speedweeks 200 race was great except the Winston Cup events. The Busch race had an awesome finish.

>>74356138
Attractive yes
Captable no

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I went to the 2015 Daytona 500. It was pretty cool, I'd definitely go again

>>74356200
>attractive and capable drivers
>attractive

>>74356141

Their shitposting game is strong af tho. The PR guys are fucking crazy.

Logano is already back up near the front.

>>74356217
I'd still hit, to be honest.

>>74356206
It's because the cup series plate package was fucking garbage and nobody could pass. IIRC the introduction of the wickerbill was because Dale Sr. was pissed in post race.

>>74356189
The only change for the duels is that now the give points for the top 10 like they did in the 70's

PUT EM IN THE WALL, DALE

>Gaughan out of the draft

Track looks like shit since they got rid of the grass and paved most of it

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Quick: Who has the hottest wife?

And why is it Dale Jr.?

>>74356294
>get rid splitters
>pave over Daytona infield

Go Chase

holy shit

INB4 big juan

boy Kahl just drive the heck out of that thing I tell ya

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY SAVE THAT

HOLD ONTO UR BUTTS

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I legitimately hope some hicks lynch that faggot McMuffin

Don't like know but Smithfield Hams is up to 3rd.

>>74356301
His sister is hot too

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Cheeky

>>74356284
He's already locked in, no use taking any risks, especially since their backup is probably a Martinsville car or some shit

>>74356355

I don't think they have a backup.

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>>74356301
>Knaus

So is the plate track aero package actually good now? Between this race so far and the clash, it's been solid.

>it's a mcflurry causes the big one on the last lap episode

>>74356399
they look like they can actually push now instead of that aero push keeping them apart but the lead car still can hold everyone off

>>74356388
PERKY

>>74356399

I think Daytona wearing out has helped a lot too. There's a lot less grip here now than there was 2 or 3 years ago.

I'll be happy with the 2nd race no matter how it ends as long as the 15 crashes and dies.

>>74356400

This is definitely happening.

LAJOIE TURNED THE 55

lmao

CAWSHUN
Sorenson is ded

F

He hit that wall a ton guys.

>read

>leljoie

SORRENSON IS KILL

55 is out

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Window net's still up boys

>Mike Joy bringing up the damaged cars policy for cars that are obviously fucking trashed.

Wasn't the payment suppose the help? Hell if the grass was still here it may have slowed him down worse case flip me over :^)

what was he turning at

>>74356482
He is out of the car

>>74356200

ugly but in a cute way desu

Gonna be a crazy last few laps

>>74356504
>payment
Pavement slows the car down in a slide because it has more friction. Grass doesn't offer much resistance so it doesn't slow cars down very much. If the grass is wet, the car can actually gain speed in a slide.

inb4 the madman Lajoie goes and takes out Gaughan to lock his way in for Sunday

>>74356512

Yup, thank fuck for that. I always hate stuff like this no matter who it is

>>74356520
meh it's an old picture
She looks much better these days
late bloomer

>>74356558
Isn't he locked now that 55 is out?

Saw that Lajoie wreck coming a couple laps before it happened. The dude is a total scrub. Arca tier. He doesn't know how to pack race at Daytona.

Why do these stupid kids get to race?
>daddy's money

Corey Lajoi said some shit about Muslims on Twitter. He'll never be able to get a big sponsor. Someone should end his career before he becomes the next Jon Wes.

>>74356584
No, Gaughan can still finish first of the open teams

>>74356561
2 years ago kyle broke his legs in the same spot, fortunatly theres no grass in that spot anymore

>>74356506

Probably saw LaJoie ready up for a move, tried to block and lost speed/grip because he was on worn tyres. Kyle was behind and pushing LaJoie as well so either way someone was getting fucked if Sorensson moved.

Stupid as fuck move.

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LaJoie right now

It's gonna be hard to hold off the Fords.

Harv>Kes>Almirola all lined up on the outside.

GIBBS CARS ARE TOGETHER ALERT

>>74356619
They're on the same track but nowhere close to each other.

3 WIDE

>inb4 last lap big one

elliott looks nervous, gonna wreck everyone

Brad won't be that nice on Sunday.

Racist Chase wins

what would happen if the crew went over the wall to celebrate but also a crash at the line sent a car or two spinning toward them

How they managed to finish without crashing?

>>74356699
Because it's not ARCA.

>>74356591

To be fair Sorenson is literally >Wasted Potential: The Driver so I'm not going to lose too much sleep over him not making it if he DNQs.

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who is this?

>>74356696
They would die

>>74356717
Some 3D impersonating Kashima

>>74356717
3D piggu slut

COLE WHITT IN THE CHASE

Kyle is gonna start way towards the back on Sunday.

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soon

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>>74356691
trump keeps winning

>>74356758
He won't make it to the competition caution

>>74356764

Do you think Trump will shitpost about the Daytona 500 on Sunday?

Holy fuck that monster girl

titties

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>your face when Poor Lil Whitt Boy is ahead of Kryle in points

>monster thot

>>74356764
>reed sorenson getting wrecked
not quite

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>dem Monster girls

I LIKE THE MONSTER ENERGY GIRLS UNIFORMS MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE STUPID FIRESUITS THE SPRINT GIRLS HAD.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

NAVEL ALERT

based monster, no longer do we have to suffer with fatties in race suits

if they are monster girls why are they human???

>>74356777
I hope he calls the fans a bunch of stupid hicks.

Over/Under 1 championship for Chase in his career.

>dem monster girls

WE MISOGYNY NAO!

>Monster girls triggering Christian conservatives

I'm kind of glad Monster is taking this "Let's do stuff that's provocative and generates outside press" approach over Sprint's completely safe and sterile approach.

Which driver shitposts the most?

>tfw no attitude era Vince McMahon running NASCAR
Why even live bros?

>>74356814

HORSE PUSSY
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S
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P
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>>74356835
They'll come around soon enough

>>74356835
>>Monster girls triggering Christian conservatives


They'd trigger tumblr SJWs and nu-males too... if they watched it.

>>74356716
I do not enjoy seeing Reed's sponsorless car crash every week. Especially when it's not typically his fault. Like tonight, he just gets spun out. I want to see his underfunded team succeed, rather than go bankrupt and fold.

I'll take Reed Sorenson before the noobs in Burger King cars who spin themselves out every week.

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>>74356819
That nigger can drive, and he's got good kit, so he'll land at least one, if not multiple.

Who knows, though, as so many drivers start off well and then just sputter out....

>>74356844

Landon

And he's actually playing 5D Chess because "38, nice" was technically a PR campaign

>>74356833
This is not misogynyst you shitlord. They are liberating themselves from the patriarchy by dressing provocatively.

>>74356844
Wasn't Cassill the one tweeting all kinds of shit to people?

>>74356863
>his underfunded team succeed
>Jay Robinson
>succeeding
>ever

>>74356772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrO2aJJZgkc

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>>74356844

>>74356863

>Implying

Jay Robinson doesn't give a shit about fielding a competitive team. He does what it takes to make a profit and making his cars not suck isn't a part of that.

Why else do you think he hired Derrike "I was a Top 15 driver in 1993" Cope to drive his second car this year?

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>>74356787

/missMadisonMartin/

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>gambled on a fart
>lost

>>74356880
I love this meme so much

>entire websites exist to critique video game girls who are scantily clad and how they're somehow misogynistic.

>real women voluntarily dress up like whores or take their clothes off, but that's liberating.

>>74356891
That's who owns the 55 car now? Then I guess Reed is doomed to 40th place every week.

What is Robinson's endgame? Does he somehow make money doing this?

>The Simpsons

STOP! STOP! HE'S ALREADY DEAD!

>>74356927
shit happens

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>>74356940
He owned it last year

>>74356940

Yep. I think he makes most of his money selling stuff second-hand.

>>74356940
He literally is only in the sport to make money

I noticed in the last race that FOX was hyping up Chevy vs. Ford vs. Toyota

Are the manufacturer wars back?

>>74356969
Any noteworthy teams there, or nothing but field fillers? I see a Golden Corral car, who may have picked up a top ten at Dega. Then there's Joe.

>>74357015
only when Dodge gets back in

How long does Danica have left before they realize she's a shit driver and kick her to the curb?

>>74357063
until she gets pregnant

>>74357015
Yes, all 3 manufacturers now have at least 4 cars fighting for wins

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>>74357051

There's a good chance considering they've been meeting with NASCAR.

>tfw Front Row becomes the Dodge factory team and Landon becomes their flagship driver

>Jr in charge of having his steering wheel put on

>>74357076
>Stenhouse
>getting her pregnant

>>74357079
>other Fords than Penske Fords will probably be in victory lane
muh dick
>>74357150
>mullets
>pussy magnets
pick both

>>74357063
she's already one of the oldest drivers in the series without a win

>>74357175
>implying she doesn't peg him on the reg.

>>74357063

Soon, the sponsors are catching on that she isnt worth it

>>74357150
It will be revealed, years later, that Tony was actually the father.

roll for winner

>>74357198
Didn't she just sign a big deal with Aspen Dental? Danica will never sponsor problems.

>>74357063

Danica is just there until Karsyn Elledge takes the mantle of "Designated female driver".

She's got the genetics anyway considering that people say that her Mom (Kelley Earnhardt) was even better than Dale Jr in late models.

>>74357203
Only if he donates....she's not his 'type.'

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Will this Sunday be the return of old /turnleft/ or will it be dead like last year?

>>74357203
He also fucked Harvick's wife too.

>>74357212
Rolling

>>74357212
KAHNE?

>>74357212
kek wills it

>>74357220
Nah, Tony swings both ways. Especially for the cuckold element.

Hey guys, just checking in, how are my favorite drivers Carl Edwards, Greg Biffle ,and Tony Stewart doing?

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>>74357222
>80s stock cars

>>74357238
;_;

J O O N Y E A H

WOOOOOO

>>74357222
it's boring shit race hopefully there will be some memes between the start and finish to keep it alive

>>74357238
Unironically, they're all eating Subway right now.

>yfw this is the boring duel

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>Clint finally has a good ride

He's right up there

Will Kahne win a race this year?

That little 88 girl didn't have earplugs or anything

Clit really grinding the splitter

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>>74357283
weeeew

>4 cars off the pace already

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this is good

>all the shitboxes way back

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>>74357296
>Clit

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>>74357304

even the booth doesnt sound excited

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>>74357283

someone spin denny, I need some excitement

>>74357332
Someone kill Michael

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>single-file "racing"

>every
>car
>single
>file

boo this race

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>>74357306
>>74357312
>sadler
>in the cup series
Just stick to xfinity

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>>74357320

>everyone follows you because you win plate races
>you win plate races because everyone follows you
>the self fulfilling prophecy that is joonya

Its another episode of "jr leads a restrictor plate race in single file"

OF COURSE the Big One would happen in commercial

>>74357348

No, we need him for Sunday

>>74357293
Rolling for the number of races Kahne will win.

I'm the number one and only Kahne fan on /sp/. I really need him to win.

>>74357370
can't make this shit up, folks

>>74357367
I really don't care as long as he's dead before Monday.

>>74357370

JUST

>>74357370
>I'm the number one and only Kahne fan on /sp/

Wrong. I just barely come here

>>74357370
Good thing my rolls never come true, right? This definitely won't happen. pls no

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>>74357370
>0

>>74357370
F

>>74357370
RIP Kahne

>>74357370
fucking lol

rolling or how many dicks Danica has sucked since she started dating Ricky.

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>>74357370
>>74357373

>>74357370
>0
Even if he did win a race his season would only be marginally better than the last few

>>74357370
kek
I was a Kahne fan for a long time. Don't know why I'm not anymore.

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>>74357370

>Tony Raines

rolling for who causes the big wreck

>>74357398
Maybe because he sucks?

Fuck Chase Elliot and fuck white people.

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>>74357392

Tony and Gene, there y'go.

>>74357411
kek

>>74357411
kek

>>74357411
>tfw he isn't far enough forward to cause a big one

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>>74357420
>>74357425
praise be to him

>>74357411
kek

>>74357411
Praise kek

>>74357419
Checks out.

they need to stop giving jr a bigger restrictor plate, this shit is so boring

>>74357398
90% off my Kahne merchandise has the Dodge/9 livery. I'm stuck in the past.

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>meme it up

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