/heem/: ufc 209 hype edition

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Schaub is God

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#threadwars

>>74353421

You are the biggest loser on all of heem

>>74353383

Cruz on Joe meme in 30 bings?

>>74353599
Should have started 24 minutes ago

>>74353636
Oh.

Well, that manlet is never on time

>>74353599
Joe is trying to get Cruz to come into the studio to do the podcast like they agreed but Cruz won't stop dancing around and telling joe he has to catch him first.

>>74353716
Kek. Pull that up there please.

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>>74353716
K, keep us posted Jamie

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>tfw JRE has access to google

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>tfw 75" tall with 67" reach

i am literally jumbo artem fuck my life

WE
R
LIVE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dk4jtUqEi6w

;^D

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>>74353383
>the beautiful Brit-nay

>>74353874
Comfy music desu. Oh they just changed it ffs

Who will have more views
UFC or JRE?

WE
ARE
LIVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7L-KB__GxM

>>74353874
Oh shit Khabib and Tony are on this

>First question
>Someone trying to bait Woodley into talking shit

Holy shit now I remember MMA Journalists are so full of shit and piss me off

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quiet reminder that JRE live threads technically belong on /tv/ and there isn't one yet so if you're feeling ambitious ... >>>/tv/

>>74353976
>Wonderboy breathing heavily into the phone

"I don't think Stephen is on the line"

>>74354014
>This guy calling in saying "Good afternoon Thank you for joining us"

>based rogaine pushing dom into retirement

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>>74353938
Live indeed

im gonna break this guy

Cruz is going to start crying.

big pigg

>The only person running is Conor

GOOBY BTFO

>NO BULLY KHABIB PLS

What is with the horrible audio in these conference calls?

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>>74353383
punished Cruz will get the title back in 2018

Upcoming events:

2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Somebody
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Previous thread: >>74346747

Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7L-KB__GxM

News:

>Roy Jones Jr. wants to fight Anderson Silva
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/jumping-on-mcgregor-mayweather-bandwagon-anderson-silva-and-roy-jones-jr-stump-for-co-headliner

>2 more fights added to UFC 209
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/with-2-late-additions-next-weeks-ufc-209-lineup-now-has-12-bouts-total

>UFC to host event in Singapore
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/singapore-hosts-ufc-fight-night-event-on-june-17

You're a horrible guy doot you're a bully doot

>tony calling khabib a bully

Cuckuy confirmed 4 shook

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dominick snooze is such a dork

>>74354206
he stinks

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>>74354150

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>p-p-p-p-please stop bullying me, khabib
>the city of el poopooey

Tony Ferguson is gonna win.

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>>74354220
I agree

he also cheats

E L

C U C U Y

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>>74354244
he's so angry, kek

>there are people who think khabib can't talk trash

>>74354244
True

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Should we have a heem meme guide?

>>74354293
ya make a r/heem for us please

MMA journalists ask the dumbest questions.

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Dom is on another plane

there are still goofs who use the center line meme, Sad!

100 dollars on Joe asked Cody to come on first then when he denied he asked Cruz

>>74354346
ill take that bet, get ready to pay up goof

>>74354346
why would he want to talk to an interim holding the belt for TJ?

>>74353864
>tfw 70 height and 75 reach
b-btfo

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>>74354346
100 dollars you're the youngest loser on heem

Cody is a goof with average fight IQ so Joe didn't want him on

hey im gonna break this guy arm

if dominick's style is so amazing then why did he get fooked by cody

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>No longer fighting the best fighter, fighting the best superstar

this is why everything is shit in the world today

im gonna break this guy chicken

dominick is an autistic loser who loves the sound of his voice.

cody is king

>I'm the new John Wick

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>read between the lines

>>74354451
>dominick is an autistic loser

no u

>all these cody dickriders

it was only me and that tripfaggot spamming king cody before the fight, where were you casuals at huh?

>>74354355
I win.

>>74354371
Haters need to wash the cheeto dust off their hands

>>74354387
If I'm the youngest I'm not a loser
MMA is a sport for my age group

>>74354402
Joe loves him

Positive Self-Affirmations with Dominic Cruz: These Knees can't stop me.

Holy shit Cruz is so great

>>74354150
>may 19th
>thread theme song
you're out of your mind

>>74354485
how do you win you stupid 12 year old, go tell your mom to send me the money

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>>74354150
good job

Dope conference call

For once Khabib doesnt sound like an emotional mess

Tony bringing up his past, Tony sounds shook

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>>74354150

>>74354511
Never lost a bet in my life
Even at 14/1 odds

>>74354519
tony knows he has no chance
10th planet is literally a meme

>>74354518
>>74354519
link? I cant find it and Im done with cruzs autism

>>74354519

Listening to Dom, anything of note brought up at the conference?

>listening to two actual retards on a conference call over two of the greatest minds to ever walk the planet

baka

sambo > bjj

>>74354542
>>74354548
It's just finished
Tyron was very cool, not emotional or anything

Wonderboy was corny, kept breathing down his mic

Khabib was kinda annoying, kept repeating "im gonna break your arm" and then doing a fake laugh

Tony called Khabib a bully

>>74354571
If bjj was easy it would be called sambo

>>74354601
top cuck

>>74354588

Tyron not being an emotional wreck is good, really like him as a fighter but the chip on his shoulder is a head wrecker at times.

Tony calling Khabib a bully is a strange one....did he bring up the padded record?

Cheers for the overview bro

>>74354532
only 1 in 14 people are gay and u hit the jackpot

sike idk what you guys are even arguing about i like cody too

>>74354542

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dk4jtUqEi6w

>>74354620
>.did he bring up the padded record?

He said it like 10 times.

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i hope you cucks have a nice weekend this weekend and that every here slays some bunda in the name of the heemlords

>ends up being knocked out
go fuck yourself

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Rate this fight

>>74354620
>Tony calling Khabib a bully is a strange one....did he bring up the padded record?
He said Khabibs recorded was handed to him and he'd seen footage of him losing

Khabib then said in a very terrorist voice "when I was 17, but now I'm gonna break your arm"

Tony then said Khabib cried after losing and Khabib said some Muslim shit

Most interesting part of it to be honest

Tyron seemed like the smartest of the 4

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/OURGUY/

>>74354656
piss break/10

>>74354652
im going paintballing on saturday, stocked as hell, lad

>>74354656
>wmma

>>74354680
It's going to be the headliner when one of the heavyweights pulls out

>>74354656
My favorite polish goblin is gonna box circles around that roidmonkey.

>god
i thought dominick was an atheist >:(

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>>74354706

>>74354706
he just lost a fan

>>74354706
he's far too intelligent to be an atheist

>>74354656

Andrade will win/10

>>74354713
make that 2
despicable

At some point Dom is gonna cry during this podcast

the memes are true

Dom is really opening up

>>74354713
>>74354720
Why are atheists the biggest betas on the planet?

did anyone else just hear joe cum in his pants

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>>74354730
youre gonna cry first

>>74354742
too enlightened for alpha waves

>going to cinema alone

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>>74354751
>he trains in a gi
>>74354761
that's not an argument

>>74354750

uuhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cruz is literally too smart to be a fighter

>>74354761

Thanks for proving me right

>>74354765
>not having a home cinema

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>sometimes you just need a floaty
>I'm seeing a psychiatrist

>>74354778
have you never had a real conversation with a fully functional adult? he sounds like a pretty regular dude

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>>74354750

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TFW you're still alive when you wake up

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>>74354751

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>>74354783

Tony Ferguson confirmed for #1 p4p Funny Guy

>this Dom podcast

so based

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cruz and khabib are /heem/'s boys

wheres dojo?

Cruz coming out as a worse case of fake person than Ariel Jewani.

>>74354785
Have you ever listened to a professional fighter talk for an hour?

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>>74354812
you're the only fake here senpai, heem yourself.

jewani is fake af though

>>74354810
This triggers the fedora tippers

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Close to crying now.

>>74354838
imagine how smart he would be if he didn't get punched in the head for income

>>74354838
i listen to shawb cte his way through podcasts regularly

>>74354851
does he really sound smart to you? do you live in the middle of nowhere or are you a kid?

>cruz entered the testing pool three months before tj fight
>beats tj
>couldnt finish faber
>loses to noob
think

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>confirming no friends to talk to

>>74354706
>>74354713
Reminder that people foremost take action out of faith, action automatically is from faith, just propensities differ.

The sooner people realize this the sooner we will abandon old defunct religions, or revise them, to creating follow new appealing ones, structures and ideals you follow as group within a system to achieve the highest efficency for your goal.

Also, Dom Cruz opening up like that only further proves he is a lonely person.

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>>74354846
Did Nick answer the call?

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>>74354868
Is this you?

>>74354913
>Also, Dom Cruz opening up like that only further proves he is a lonely person.

truly one of us.

>tfw I had this same epiphany as Dom and turned my life around and rid myself of all anxiety 9 months ago

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>>74354913
>proves he is a lonely person
hence, he's /our guy/
this is 4chan, most of the site's userbase are outcasts

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>>74354846
>>74354914
we have another

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>>74354913

>>74354907
>couldnt finish faber
Why do people consider it a bad performance when an elite fighter "only" 50-45s a top 5 guy?

how many times have you reconstructed your knees lads?

>>74354981
>top 5 guy

Why is "Vanzant's" brother allowed to go free? There's no cure for what he did. How is he fixed?

>>74354989
2 many

>>74354936
How did you do it mr

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who has sucked dick here

>>74355023
Once for a prank

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>>74355023

Anybody has that Cruz Wojak with

>my feet hurt
?

someone tell cruz I'll lick his feet back to health.

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>>74355023
at least post the original

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>dom won 3 rounds against cody with double plantar fasciitis, a broken rib, 3 torn ACLs, and torn groin

punished dom will slaughter TJ and cody

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>>74355023
twice today

>>74355032
as in...you got pranked?

>>74355067

His body is too broken and Cody is a young lion

>>74354958
You clearly have no idea what I said and made it into something you could assume from about how I am. That's a vanity and you are just jealous of me.

I could heem you, side kick heem you, triangle heem sleepy you, gnp heem you. I wrestle hard roll with big and more athletic guys than you.

Get your ass to gym, you fat american. See how exhaustion feels like and quit like a bitch.

So close now.

A few gulps.

Eyes watery.

Are ice water baths a meme?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQyMqPyFNsp/

>Jon's a fuck-up

Rogan just blew him the fuck out

>>74355099
no, look at wim hoff

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>>74355023

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>DC blows my mind

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>>74355087
relax this is for sports discussion

>>74355123
MOMMY

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>>74355067

>Paying respects to the GOAT

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>Joe
>Joe
>I'm very gifted
>physically
>if you know what I mean Joe
>Joe
>I mean my penis
>Joe
>it's huge, Joe
>huge
>Joe

>>74355136
this was the performance of a lifetime

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>>74355128
I am calm

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>>74355153

>>74355141
That was immature as fuck desu, joe should have just stayed quiet to let him feel like idiot

Cruz has seen that Fedor Can Crusher meme image we post hasn't he

cruz ducking frankie

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>>74355149
you aint seen nothing yet...

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>>74355136

>>74355141
Jamie pull that up
*Pulls mic closer*
Look at that thing, jesus, it will tear you to shreds

>>74355175
he sounded skeptical

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>>74355197

>>74355197

1,2,3,4,5 Cruz

>>74355197
are you delusional boy

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>>74355216
Whore

>>74355216
miesha better sit on my face one of these days

>>74355201
>Jamie
>I just gotta show this
>to my wife
>and my wife's daughter

>listening to 2 manlets talk about fighting as if you couldnt heem them with one arm tied behind your back

fucking plebs

>>74355250
true, i'd just whisper an insult to their knees and they'd crumble

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is lewis vs ngannou next? my wife needs to know

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>>74355238
>finding this babushka attractive

>>74355277
yeah, if they wanted to kill the hype on one of them

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>that TAM cruz impersonator
someone has to have the webm

Cruz getting big headed long nosed and Joe is onnit!!!

>>74355288
I'd still sniff her butthole senpai

>>74353864
>average featherweight height is .2 inches shorter than 5ft9in
>conor is 5ft9in

so how is conor towering over all opponents at featherweight?


is this data accurate?

kek Rogan really wants to know where Cruz firstdeveloped his style from but he doesn't answer it properly

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friendly reminder that it is NOT ok to get hyped yet

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>>74353864
damn bruh
75-75 here

What does /heem/ do for cardio?

lol stupid Dom thinks he deserves to fight the winner of cody/TJ. What a stupid little twerp.

>>74353976
christ, makes my skin crawl
guy's not an mma journalist though, he's from the boston herald or something

>Dom Cruise on JRE
shieeeet

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OH NO

>>74355429

Yes he does

>>74355475
GET OUT OF THERE DADA 5000!

>>74355436
It's terrible man, a lot of Journalists do do the same shit too

>>74355413
masturbate

>SWAB

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74355374
>old has-been vs who and 2 non ranked semi-whos over Overeem vs Hunto

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>I respect you for telling that to Brandon Schaub

>>74355429
He's delusional.

Damn Joe is tearing into CM Punk.

>>74355475
If you don't like this fight then you are the ultimate casual

>>74355497
Rashad gonna back up doot when doctor Rampage tells him to again, that fight ain't happening

>>74355513
>>>/asp/ is crying hard right now

>>74355429
Who else is there? Assupcow? Lineker? Caraway won't be the same since Miesha broke his heart.

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>>74355513
>Gallops towards Rogan

Mickey Gall /ourguy/
He's here to take out every meme fighter

>>74355537
Any of those. The division is thin but he doesnt deserve a rematch after cody clowned on him so hard.

>>74353864
>tfw exact measurements for featherweight

sh-should i start training guys?

Were people really paying to see Ronda fight, or just the spectacle of the thing?

>>74355546
Joe vs. Punk is the next money fight

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>>74355551
Is Mickey Gall the meme killer?
>stops Mandrama dead in its tracks
>Kills a decorated genetic freak with a haymaker and chokes him out

>>74355573
Tokyo Dome?

>Paige can't fight

Wew

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Dom dumping on Paige.

listening to media call
Tony sounds shook as fuck

>>74355497
>muh 1M buys

>>74355578
*transfers horse power*

>very close fight with joanna

rogan needs to stop smoking some much heefer

>Karolina had a close fight with Joanna

It was 49-46 pal

I love Khabib's teeheeheeing

Both of the hinges on my laptop just broke, lads.

Fuck

>>74355569
Women were. She was the gender champion and made women think they could compete with men. I checked tumblr the day of the fight and its the only time anyone talked about fighting.

>>74355628
I know you're upset, but please don't curse.

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>>74355637
>I checked tumblr

>>74355637
>Women were

Clueless

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>>74355558
What if tj wins ?

>>74355644
Sorry, I realise this is a Christian board. I beg forgiveness.

>>74355628
been there lad, I built a temporary cardboard stand to hold the screen up but it didnt last

>>74355628
can be fixed easily breh, just youtube it

>>74355654
what if your dad had pulled out?

>tfw to smart too explain too a simpleton

>>74355625
>>74355616

>Highest significant strike differential in UFC championship history (+121 vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz)

very close indeed Joe

>>74355659
propped up on a stack of books right now
>>74355661
will do

shall I just use this as an excuse to buy a mac tho?

every intelligent /heem/ post is me and every bad post is spergy. there are only 2 american posters on here

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>>74355647
>not lurking on all social media platforms

>>74355669
Still KK has a adamantium head considering the beating she took she looked fine

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>>74355662

Dom is CTEing.

>>74355678
If you can stand winblows keep at it, Macs are good but not that good that the price tag is justified

Posted from my MacBook Pro® with Retina Display™

>muh feet

Fucking pussy.

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>>74355616
>>74355625

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>>74355656
>this is a christian board

/heem/ is an Islamic general
be careful

>>74355678
>a mac
don't buy that overpriced shit unless you actually need the specs and can't practically use a desktop instead

>>74355720
still /ourboy/

>>74355678
>shall I just use this as an excuse to buy a mac tho?
Yes. I love my macbook.

It's really nice having money and being able to own nice things. Poorfags losers (cruz fans) dont understand.

so I'm browsing craigslist and people are advertising weed in the cycling section

this is an outrage

am I gonna get scammed?

Garbage won on a headbutt

>not my champion

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>>74355721
>look at this one good shot this fighter landed, the fight was very close despite them being outclassed for the rest of the fight

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>>74355702
>Posted from my MacBook Pro® with Retina Display™

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>>74354913
>when you realise lithcuck is actually litcuck
woke af

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When Dom was talking about letting go, was he talking about fighting so giving up thinking he could fight, or letting go of trying to fight his injury?

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>>74355781
1st

>not having a desktop computer in your home office
yes use your parents' credit card to buy a mac so you can be like the rest of these children

>>74355752
>browsing any section other than mw4m on craigslist

shiggy diggy

>>74355781
Letting go of the idea that he has to be training his body constantly.

lol this dork really thinks he's fighting the winner of cody/TJ.

>>74355792
>>74355804
D..different answers bros

March 4 Joe Rogan and Domick Cruz commentating the event together!

Is this the first time? Nice. Who is Joe's official ppv partner now?

Lads Joe just confirmed its Cruz and him doing commentary for 209

>>74355797
but this couple are selling sexy pictures

she's fat as fuck and I'm sure he has a small dick, but think of the possibilities

>Phillip DeFranco

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME JOE!?

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>>74355811
What you want from the potato-head listening and then potato-analyzing that information?

>>74355825
>>74355824
We herd lol

>>74355825
we've already known that is these two and anik for LITERALLY years

>>74355824
I think they gonna keep doing these 3 man booths to find combo that's work, I also think that it's very possible that Rogan will be out of UFC by the 2018

>>74355824
I think he doesn't have an official partner yet, but we'll see Anik, DC and Cruz. Perhaps Stann. This is temporary before they can get who they really want in, as Dana refers to it "his dream team"

>>74355825
I like it a lot. I think the ppv events need to be reserved for the passionate and fun commentators, not the professional talking heads with a aesthetically pleasing voice.

>>74355843
Can we just settle on he was letting go of all of them? He mentioned letting go of everything so it fits

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>>74355835
When is PewDiePie gonna be joe rogan experienced?

>>74355845
>and Anik

Oh. Oh no.

>>74355849
Cruz's style of commentary is not really that "fun" style desu. I love it, but he's not the one who's going to be jumping out of his seat for a heem, that's Rogan

>>74355807
Who else is going to fight the winner? Looking at the list there isn't anyone that you could make a good argument for.

>>74355847
I'd like to see DC and DC but it's not gonna happen full time until they retire

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Mfw Cody's girl will be his downfall ... keeps posting about how much he loves her...it's alright to bang a party skank , but most definitely don't fall for one .... inb4 shutup neckbeard virgin.

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Is Valentina a Texan?

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>>74355892
>chicks with tats

not.even.once

>>74355892
aww. he's still young.

he should have learned a lesson from that SCUMBAG "vanzant" tho

>>74355921
ffs why is he pointing it towards her

>>74355216
Who's that?

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>>74355882
A big question to me - who is gonna be the voice of ufc? Because they still using Goldie god-like voice in all of the promos. Rogan? He always said that he doesn't like today a lot of ufc work - only in his home state. So apparently he wouldn't be the voice. Anik? He's voice doesn't have that goldie depth and anger. Grisham? Nah. DC and Cruz - not announcer material.

>>74355942
>rose with better trigger discipline than pat

the CTE is real

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sFF119kCGMM

>Phillip DeFranco

Is this nigga still alive and making videos? I used to watch him when I was in high school and his face and voice always pissed me off

>>74355942
Rose is mentally unstable. She's an absolute wreck. If he wasn't an idiot he would discourage her from getting a gun lol.

Holy shit I'm listening to the media call and I didn't expect Khabib to bants back

>You lost to Tibau, I beat him in the first
>Ok ok, You lost to Johnson, he kick your ass

>>74355797
>mw4m
oh boy this section is a riot a real selection of /tv/s finest cucks

>>74355957
Chael would be good if he didn't went to belator

>>74355957
Grisham and Anik for now but they're working on bringing someone new one. Dana hasn't said who

>>74355975
God, he is sickeningly happy and peppy.

It's cute, but I dunno. I think a little bit of trauma/hardship in people makes for a better character.

>>74355985
>high school
>YouTube
Back to plebbit kiddo

>>74355986
>mentally unstable. She's an absolute wreck
what do you mean by this?

>>74355866
wont be long I'm sure, especially after all the nazi shit recently

>>74355942
i remember going to a kid's house when i was a teenager and he showed a couple of us one of his brother's guns, he jokingly pointed it at me "don't worry it's not loaded" as i left the room
anyone who does that is an idiot

>>74356013
abuse victim who was then preyed on by pat barry since like 14

i'd say she's got problems

>>74356024
kek, literally this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7TDSqCjj7w

only 90s kids will get this reference

>>74356024
https://youtu.be/7mRFzTPHrbU

>>74356009

I was in high school 10 years ago. Do the math you moron.

>>74356013
Her psychiatrist wrote the equivalent of a prescription to get her a emotional support dog. She said she was verbally, physically and sexually molested as a kid and saw a lot of crime firsthand including murder(?). Her therapist has her doing all kinds of meme shit trying to get her happy. Her biological father was a diagnosed schizophrenic.

i feel bad for travis browne that people think he is actually a woman beater

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I'd like to see Bisking on JRE desu

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>>74354661
I swear spergOP has linked us that footage. It was a Sambo match or something and Khabib did look pretty upset

Does Tony lurk /heem/?

>>74356064
it's annoying cuz it seems like a textbook case of jilted psycho ex who cant handle that he moved on

people believe what they want

>>74356076

>Does Tony lurk /heem/?

No he's just watching all footage of his opponent

>>74355985
man, fucking hated that clickbaiting asshole
prototype of the youtube whore

>>74356046
lmao

>>74356064
I want to see Derrick Lewis fight Anthony Johnson now. Another woman beater.

And yeah Travis' ex-wife embarrassed herself with those allegations.

>>74356093

It was the click-baiting that pissed me off the most. I'd want to watch interesting news on something that just happened, then I'd see his face.