/heem/: our boy edition

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>no cody buttasspoop

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>>74293943
fuck codybuttasspoop

>>74293950
Who's the black fella and where is he now?

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>>74293962
Jerrell Hodge, nowhere in particular

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Jerrell-Hodge-80840

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Hendricks vs Lombard
Sicilia vs Tucker
Theodorou vs Ferreira
McMann vs Mazany
Felder vs Ricci

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post em

>>74294079
smth looks wrong and retro with this ss

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>>74294043
>lewis
>hendricks
>tucker
>theodorou
>McMan
>felder

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>>74294043
Lewis
Hendricks
Tucker
Theodorou
McMann
Felder

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>>74294043
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder

Why are people picking Hendricks?
Hasn't he been awful?
How does fighting a bigger guy make him any more likely to win?

>>74294163
3

STEAKS

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>>74294043
Browne
Hendricks
Sicilia
Ferreira
McMann
Felder

What the fuck did Demi break up with Lukey?

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>>74294043
Browne Submission Round 2
Hendricks Decision
Sicilia Submission Round 2
Theodorou KO/TKO Round 1
McMann Decision
Felder Decision

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>>74294043
Browne
Sicilia
Ferreira
Mazany
Ricci

>>74294163
theyre idiots m8. hendricks was stopped by wonderboy ffs, lombard hits way harder, he's proper usada'd.

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Wew

>>74294235
Lombard was finished by Magny and shadowrealmed by Hendo, that kind of punishment doesn't just heel itself overnight

>>74294163
>picking against Johny Heemdricks
I'll pick him every day until I die

>>74294245
Get trolled
>replying to MMA math seriously

>>74294171
as an employed, training and sober person I simply can't support that

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>>74294238
>*yes panties are washed you sickos*

the only people who actually buy shit like this are internet perverts
why would she take away part of the item's appeal to them before selling it
this is more pathetic than doing it imo, she's not owning it

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i'm ready for the swang n' bang

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>>74294043
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
Mazany
Felder

>>74294245
>ko goat
>he already heemd magny in the first
>the pillowfist city that is johnny

>>74294273
Did you just call somebody pathetic for washing their underwear before they sell it online?
How far gone are you?

>>74294238
If I wanted clean women's panties I would buy them from the store

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>>74294341
not looking down on her for it
it's a good way to make some extra money, I would do the same if I was in her position
just saying that the act of washing them is pathetic

>>74294323
the only person who would buy it for whatever exorbitant price she's charging are people that want to use them to masturbate
you're lowering the potential value of the item because you don't want to admit what the person is going to do with it

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>>74294043
Browne
Bigg Rigg Hendricks
Sicilia, Italy
Ferreira
McMann
Christina Ricci

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>>74294416
>>74294341
the act of washing them is pathetic in this context*

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>>74294043
Lewis
Tucker
Theodorou
Mazany
Felder

>>74294416
You really don't have the right to call anyone pathetic. I've seen you spam an entire thread because people didn't use your one. Come the fuck on man.

1 bong until preemies or is it 30 bings?

>>74294548
55 bingers

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Dominick Cruz @DominickCruz
We're live on @FS1 covering a good night of scraps #ufcHalifax.
https://twitter.com/DominickCruz/status/833444556016214016

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>>74294273
lel I know, at least be honest. At least she gets to sell it herself, all the other event-worn shit goes through the UFC's website. Panties are still a bridge too far it seems.

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>>74294043
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
MaZany
Felder

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>>74294531
>muh kettle pot

sorry if I hurt your feelings, Bec
remember that I'm just some guy on 4chan

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>>74294043
BLACKED beast
3 steaks
Sicily
Theodore
McManhon
Felder

>>74294607
Turning into a snippy bitch when people try to tell you about your behaviour is one of your major problems.

>>74294607
How much of that was technique, and how much was just raw power? Coleman was a beast.

>>74294570
>buy fight pass if you want to study your opponents goys
>sorry you got robbed by the judges in your last fight and got denied a win bonus you desparately need because we pay peanuts, but you know what I say "don't leave it in the hands of the judges".
>excuse me while I climb into my private jet after collecting my bloated pay slip, I need to go suck Conor off some more
>Don't forget to buy fight pass, any other way is fucking illegal!

UFC are a joke considering they're the biggest MMA org in the world, no respect for the athletes past how much money they can make the faggots in suits.

>>74294043
just wanted you to know the way you format these as 12345 54321 is absolutely fucking retarded

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>>74294043
Lewis
Lombard
Mcmann
Felder.

>>74294651
how should i do it?

>>74294273
Some people frame them and hang them in their theaters/gyms/mancaves. Rogan has one of Randy Couture's shorts framed in the gym in his garage.

>>74294681
That's because Rogan is homosexual

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is this the first time we're seeing lombard since he was murdered?

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>>74294674
Not him, but I think 1122334455 would be better

>>74294681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lUbAvNNMqI

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Dropping some webms of tonight's fighters

>>74294692

No he came back and fought Hendo

>>74294692
so fucking brutal

god i love you hendo

>>74294692
all bullshit aside Lombard was easily winning the fight, who the fuck would have expected old man hendo to throw a highkick?

>>74294681
Fight shorts is understandable but underwear?

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>>74294645
Bush league. I know it's nothing new but the fightpass thing really irritates the fuck out of me compared to everything else they do. Wow, 10 bucks a month, we're rich. Way better than allowing camps to prepare properly.

Also:
>don't leave it in the hands of the judges
>don't leave it in the hands of professionals paid to score fights correctly
Love this meme

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>>74294674
Don't have fights images above matches they're not in

you have plenty of room if you just move the redundant info out of the way

>>74294711
cool, i'll come up with another layout for the next one. have the fights underneath the fighter heads i guess

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>>74294738
high kick actually missed imo, it was all the reverse elbow

savvy old man shit. definitely something you're not throwing in practice unless you want to kill your sparring partners

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>>74294043
Browne
Lombard
Tucker
Theodorou
Mcmann
Felder

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remember me heem?

>>74294767
naw dude, that highkick landed behind ear though, he was a bit wobbly but that elbow killed his ass

>>74294767
>high kick actually missed

Other than the fact it clearly hit him in the side of the fucking head you fucking retard

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>>74294043
Lewis
Lombard
Sicilia
Ferreria
McMann
Felder

>>74294771
Rewatched this today, I like Marshman's striking but his chin is an unknown quantity.

>>74294784

Artem's friend?

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>UFC on a sunday night

>>74294692
>that flowy golem elbow

>>74294799
It hit, but lost a lot of its momentum grazing his shoulder

>>74294763
how would i keep it symmetrical if the main event is one side? put the main event in the middle?

>>74294784

The man that saved boxing.

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>>74294820
>DEEZ COCK..SUCKAS AR TRYNA KILL ME JOE ROGAN

>>74294836
that or just put it on the right end

"washing your underwear is pathetic" - spergop

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last angle

i dont think the high kick was that solid at all, lombard seemed alert diving on the leg

>>74294844
I seriously despise Theodorou, he was overhyped so hard when he was an undefeated pretty boy. That fight where the BR kicked the shit out of him was great.

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GANGSTURDS

WASSUP GOYS

>>74294238
>ufc fighters have to sell their clothes to make ends meet

take care of your underwears man

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>>74294807
It's a really cool matchup I think. Both of those guys love to bang. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if Marshman tried to take Marreta to the mat - worked for Mousasi and Spicely after all. However I'm hoping they stand and bang old style no shoes.

>>74294171
Big Smoke is that you?

>>74294043
Are you adding in the picks the other guy was taking?

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>>74294874
>ufc fighters have to open hamburger restaurants to make ends meet

>>74294892
Don't wash them though, that would be so pathetic.

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>>74294892
post yfw Lando gets fucked at UFC 209

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>>74294692
>last nights lellator card

>>74294874
the benefits of that reebok deal

>>74294903
>still wrong
>potato replay of a replay already posted ITT

you might be a retard

>>74294905
Seriously though something like 70-ish percent of the roster has a full time job outside of MMA last I heard.

>>74294909
Lando will continue to be nice and flowy, leave him alone

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>>74294905

>>74294909
groove will prevail

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Should I cut down to Flyweight for my first MMA fight?

>>74294957
If you're over 5'6 you should be fighting at heavyweight

>>74294959
Is this the part where you scream for the whole thread about how UFC fighters don't actually deserve to be paid any decent amount of money?
Fuck you dockgoblin

>>74294974
I'm actually 5"4

>>74294895
I was impressed by how many strike Moose landed on Santos in the transition, but yeah hopefully they do just trade for a bit and see who hits harder.

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>I beat GSP, you know

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>>74294991
>triggered by namecalling because it reminds him of his entire life

lol

Has it started yet?

>>74295011
Dockdwarf has started crying about his life again, yes.

>>74295011
20 minutes
Brewing some tea here to get ready

>>74295008
Agreed 100% my man.

>>74294981
Fuck it, be the next Joe Son

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>>74294975
Even if you want to be totally selfish about it it's still a huge problem because full-time training would improve fighters and fight quality so much. Managers invest in young prospects in almost all the other major sports, including boxing, because there's so much potential cash to be made if they get to the top.

Nobody's helping these guys out and I don't think people realize how badly the talent pool's been capped. Red Devil Sport Club, the camp that produced Fedor, was founded by a manager that saw dollar signs in MMA. Nobody's doing anything like that anymore.

>>74295031
>tfw ate mum's cookies and won't have any room for pizza

fuuuuuu-

>>74294900
yeah

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heeminder

FUCK ISIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3jMcwOGBI

>>74294957
seems like you can drop at least 1 lb shaving off body hair

135 would be too easy 18 pounds isn't that bad

just took an incredible schaub lads

>>74295048
>mum
hmmm
*checks if USA is part of the Commonwealth*

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>>74294043
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
Mazany
Ricci

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>>74295052
Thanks lad

>not picking browne who obviously has more skills

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Stop shitposting on /heem/ and hitchhike to Alaska.

>>74295087
He has a more diverse array of eyepokes, sure.

>>74295089
BOGGED.

TEN MINUTES
ARE
YOU
READY

>>74295087
This. Hes only lost to the elite of the division

>>74294844
lmao
he fights like an actor on SNL would do a caricature of a UFC fighter. super faggy, nothing interesting about his game or his game plans. I truly hope he is KO'd

will pig rigg retire after lombard heems him tonight?

>>74295123
Yes. Either that or Bellator will snatch him up on sale.

>>74295109
thank you

>>74295113
Are you serious? Mittrione was solidly beating him until he took an eyepoke. You should look at more than his Wikipedia page, he's looked like utter shit in his recent fights.

>>74295123
Lombard is broken
Hendricks is broken
I think Hendricks is slightly less broken though

>>74295113
what if he loses, after having lost too many braincells under count chocula

this is probably true for some fighters already, like Ellenburger that got finished some times, damaged goods

>>74295143
y-you too

>>74295149
>Lombard
>broken
Did you even see that Magny fight? Savaged the poor guy.

>>74295123
Lombard by DEC. 5 to 1 odds. I'm gonna make so much money tonight

>>74294171
Jeeeeezus, Have fun watching the fights from outer space. Good luck anon.

>>74295164
Magny is a fucking lanklet can i could take him

>>74295175
his reach is hw-tier but he cant jab for shit

>>74295164
Magny got stopped by the first person to kick his twig legs repeatedly, I think the Magny meme is over.

>>74294269
Good man.

I just wanna see an Edmond fighter lose today

>>74295204
tyrone will do this to wonderboy

>turn on fight pass at the alleged start time of the prelims
>it's an hour of commercials for the next PPV
Anyone else feel nothing but bad feelings for this company?

>>74295220
Travis dumped Edmond

>>74294762

The worst part is that fight pass doesn't have the same features in terms of slow mo and what not that the actual video files do. If the UFC was just going to start charging camps 10 bucks a month for the files I'd say that's stingy as fuck but hardly something that will have a meaningful impact. But making them pay 10 bucks a month for dramatically inferior tape is just nuts.

I can't even imagine the decision process that went into this. This is going to make the UFC what, an extra 10k a year?

>>74295227
and Ronda?

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>all these posts getting heemed

Hopefully tonight's card will be better than lellator or 208

>tfw no halifax donair place around

>>74295020
Fucking loser

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>>74294171
>all of this just for the fightsbe
careful anon, dont overdose on us

Holy shit is this Todd Grisham

>>74295224
I dropped FightPass the second I found out that they don't even give you Fight Night main cards here.

fight companion 2nite?

>>74295040
>I'll add an lol to my autistic rant to make it look like I'm not emotionally invested
Every time

>>74295224
sincerely hoping it crumbles under WME and Bellator takes over with WWE-style entrances

if Rogan pairs up with Goldie again after his contract ends it's a real possiblity

>Todd Grisham on commentary

God I hate him already, John Gooden and Dan Hardy pls

WE
ARE
LIVE

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who /TPB/ here?

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what's this move called?

>>74295261
Ain't that a honeypot now?

>>74295243
>>74295256
Who the FUCK is this Todd Grisham goof?

MIDDLEWEIGHT
DI WIZSH - SHUN

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>>74294043
>Browne
BIG JOHNNY
Tucker
Cezar
Mann
Felder

>>74295264
Quitting

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>>74294043
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder

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WE
ARE
LIVE
>http://www.247hd.info/hd1.php

>>74295264
the mid-term trump supporter

>>74295264
cowboys versus aliens

>>74295269
what?

>>74295276
ESPN guy best known for his time in pro wrestling

>>74295276
WWE commentator/interviewer guy from like 2004

this guy walks like he has a stick up his ass

>>74295256
>>74295276
It literally can't get worse than Anik

>>74295276
Former mandrama commentator or something, moved to ESPN I think

I find it jarring

>newfie fighter
>born same place as me

really makes me think

>>74295296
janes is such a goof
why are Canadian fighters such goofs. Mexico has cooler fighters than us

>>74295293
a site still activate so that the fbi can get some goofs

THREAD THEME SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM9eObfOWq4

>>74295297
No, it can get much much worse.

RUBBER BAND MAN

fucks sake why is this zilch on comms
ufc is really going to shit

>WILD AS THE TALIBAN

what did he mean by this?

three fuckups in two minutes by the new commentator whose voice sounds like it was made for NFL commentary

>newfinlind

>>74295327
>he thinks its newfoundland

>>74295294
>>74295295
mandramafag here, I totally forgot he was ever in WWE

>>74295264
the muslim prayer

GM3 is pretty handsome desu senpai.

I was trying to figure who Mir's Shart reminds me of and he kind of looks a bit like Stephen Bonnar

>>74295245
Indeed

Meerschaert looks like Stephen Bonnar and Brian Ortega had a kid

>>74295291
Kek. Underrated post.

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GET THIS NIGGER OFF COMMENTARY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74295348
you're unironically pathetic

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>>74295229
Yep. The NFL, for example, has provided every team with a shit-ton of film of all the games because they know it improves the quality of the games so much. Whatever the case is quality clearly wasn't a concern for the fine folks at WME.

Wouldn't be surprised if the guy that used to handle the film got shitcanned since they went through massive layoffs. There are problems with almost every aspect of the fights since everybody is new and cheap, webm related.

>this goof is replacing goldie

>>74295264
>Raphael "if your body is glass better sit on your ass" Dos Anjos

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oh my fuck boys

meerschaert has a roidy jaw I didn't notice last fight. Should be taking this.

>>74295338
i quit wwe when i was 12 and still remember him

This looks pretty sloppy honestly

Who are these two?

>>74295361
Nah he's replacing Anik

Where da fuq is BUFFER?

>New Finland

it's the albino stephan bonnar

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY

>>74295386
>New Finlind

Holy shit


HEEM TAPPY

this feels non ufc as fuck

WOO LETS GO GERRY

You rarely see armbars.

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who the fuck is commentating

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>verbal submission

>first ever newfie fighter
>gets tapped instantly
WOOOOOW

SHART IN MART

Wow pretty impressive

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>>74294043
Lewis
Hendricks
Tucker
Theodorou
McMann
Felder

I'd rather have Cormier/Anik, fuck it throw Stann in there

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LEAFS BLOW THE FUCK AWAY

Was there a tap?

a guy on heem claimed to be an insider today and told that Merschaert will finish this in the 1st

>mfw the heem connection

Fedor-esque

>>74295409
>>74295385
>Not knowing Joe Martinez of comfy cards

newfinlinders triggered

>>74295412
Great work by Meershart.

nice and quick on the armbar

Lads this Grisham guy is like 15 minutes into his first MMA show

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>>74294043
Lewis
Lombard
Yucker
Theodorou
Mazany
Felder

>>74295431
Oh shit, I forgot he was fighting. Did he beat Matt by armbar? I knew his best bet was to take the fight to the ground.

bring JR in

>I just wanna keep racking up these wins, and uh, racking up these bonuses
>*wink*

CONFIRMED FOR RUBBER BAND MAN

>>74295442
This 2bh, I didn't see it coming

Wow I like that guy GM3. I can't believe Rufus Sport is still churning out decent fighters.

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justfuckmyufccommentaryup

so he's fucking sarah kauffman

>>74295456
BAH GAWD AND IT IS ALL OVER

>>74295453
Mate the fight got cancelled hours before, Matt got Kidney Stones

15 bings until main prelims

Sick armbar! Also I love it when fighters actually give a technical analysis of their own work.

>>74295467
CUTE

>>74295463
Just another fringe 15 fighter at best, he was getting pieced up by a fucking Newfinlander

>>74295453
Flying inverted omoplata m8

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Who the fuck is this guy commentating with Stann?

So is that it for fight pass prelims? Padding for 13 minutes now? I need to go to the bogs lads

>it's the new guy gets the hate for no reason episode

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>>74295467
i don't like him already guys

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joannajedrzejczyk
Chillin' It was a very nice day | Odpoczynek To był naprawę miły dzien
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQtkzG2lmwJ/

who the fuck is this guy

>>74295485
>fringe 15
As in top 15? He looked pretty bad until the fight hit the floor

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>>74294043
Lewis
Lombard
Sicilia
Ferreira
McMann
Felder

>tfw no janes chicken strips (the good kind)

>>74295490
michael cole

who miner here?

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>>74295496
"He's already tasted some of the elite"

>>74295493
Dude, he legit fucked up like 3 different times when talking about the fighters

unacceptable

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goldberg is probably drinking himself to a stupor right now hearing this new guy

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https://twitter.com/NEWBREED04/status/833462036680040448

Actually decent prelims on a fox card, i'll take it

>>74295502
Hovering between top of the unrankeds and 10-15 in the future yeah, I think so. He is chinny with a good ground game, MW unrankeds are pretty garbage

UFC is testing this guy, guaranteed he replaces goldie

is this the guy that got bullied by cruz and dc?

>>74295523
Ye

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>6-5
>wmma

Reminder that Randa Markos quit Tri-star because she didn't like the new "technical" coaching

>>74295514
It's his first show you fucking cretin, and he didn't make factual errors, he misspoke and corrected himself.

>they dont know Grisham from Glory

>>74295516
Did Goldberg leave because they were lowballing him on money or did he just get cut?

>>74295529
wow
what the fuck were they thinking giving him the job after that
where did they even find this nobody

>>74293923
>>Tybura-Henrique rescheduled for UFC 209
literally wgaf

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>>74295534
>knowing obscure facts about randa markos

Ryan Janes is a dogshit snowman

>>74295541
got cut with not even as much as a call from Daynuh
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487548358615.webm

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>>74295560
>he reads the OP

>>74295544
ESPN and before that WWE

>>74295562
A fucking leaf

>>74295560
>literally we give a fuck

yes we do

>>74295561
They said it out loud during her last fight's walk-out

>>74293988
i need to learn that

>>74295541
I don't think there's an official answer, but I'm pretty sure it's money. You don't suddenly become the wrong guy overnight after so many years.

"Matt and Mark Hughes used to pound each other on the farm as young boys."

-Mike Goldberg

>>74295570
>WWE
gross

im glad fox is throwing different fighters into these fox sports talking heads positions. good to see everyone getting a chance, cool to see gilbert on there and he speaks well.

>>74295541
They cut him without warning.

>Goldie shows up to his contract meeting
>they flat out tell him they're not renewing his contract or renegotiating with him
>doesn't even get a send off and they never speak of it on air really
>welcome to the UFC post reebok deal

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is this the new commentator?

>>74295585
>You don't suddenly become the wrong guy overnight after so many years.
Very possible if new management comes in. I heard they didn't like his 'hyperbolic' commentary style.
Goldie sucked ass and I'm glad he's gone by the way.

If enough people bitch about new commentator will UFC let him go?

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>first round finish
45 minutes of ads

i feel bad for sharon, she was given months to live... sucks for her yknow?

>>74295592
>hiring cheaters
wow

>>74295592
Gilbert is on there pretty often, you haven't seen him because he pissed hot and they shuffled him until he was active again.

I like Cruz in the fox box, hate him on commentary though.

>>74295592
>he speaks well

I bet youre white and only say this because Gil isnt

>>74295611
Yes he's /asp/ the commentator just a wwe fanboy who eventually lost his passion for the business and discovered combat sports

>>74295615
no
the only time UFC has ever backtracked on a decision was when Ariel got b&, and the backlash to this is not gonna be anywhere close

>>74295570
>Grisham replacing Goldie
This kills the UFC

>>74295629
I don't like his voice it's cheesier than Goldie

>>74295629
So... Mauro?

>>74295567
>>74295594
That is nuts, I guess he just doesn't suit their view of what a credible sports announcer should be. They just want blandy Grisham instead.

>>74295614
Youre human trash

>>74295614
>'hyperbolic' commentary style
shit if anyone is guilty of that, it's Joe "once in all existence" Rogaine

>>74295644
A fucking burger

>>74295622
Im honestly skeptical giblert can make 145 realistically, he looked huge next to Cruz

>>74295622

Cruz is great on commentary, he usually has really interesting and detailed insight into the technical aspects of the fights. He definitely needs to be paired with a Goldie-type to bring the enthusiasm though

>>74295534
she's been disappointing since tuf. and now she has anime hair

>>74295622
yeah i guess youre right, i have seen him before. tyron is prolly my least favorite. just doesnt have any enthusiasm. i like the guy just not on television.

Grisham sounds like he should be announcing a women's lacrosse tournament on some random ESPN channel

can someone post the clips of newguy getting put in his place?

>>74295615
I guess that means yes, but enough people won't bitch about him

Cruz is working the Fox desk, why didn't they just get him to commentate the card ffs

>>74295628
im mexican, from stockton, top that.

>>74295670
>muh play by play

>>74295662
I was asking who was commentating and some fuckin aussie goof thought I was talking about Joe martinez... the announcer

>>74295592
>he speaks well
go fuck yourself

>no DC at FS1
kek

>>74295621
Remember Chael pissed hot and could have kept his job but he insisted he wouldn't fail any more tests and made Dana look like a gullible faggot.

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pls get rid of this commentator

>>74295657
tbf she got robbed Jessica Penne but if she won would have got mauled by JJ

It'll be fun seeing how the MMA markets shift as the UFC continues to crumble
Will MMA shift towards Asia once more?

>"It is essential for one of the commentators to have no idea what he's talking about"
- a fucking goof

>>74295688
forreal. someone who doesnt 'speak well' is goldie. i liked the guy but his comments were so up in the air. they didnt do anything besides cause strange, sexual tension between he and joe.

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grisham bless

>>74295500
shark bait desu

>>74295614
Well yeah, that's kind of what I mean. What I'm saying is that he clearly did something well enough to keep his job for over a decade so it's hard to spin it as a performance thing.

I was never a big Goldie fan but it's still not clear that someone can do a better job, if Grisham could easily end up bickering with Rogan or wrecking the shows somehow. Hopefully someone does a better job but it sounds ike more of a case of "we want our guys."