lellator tonight
>>74277682
Come on, copy paste events you lazy fuck
schaub is literally homosexual
>one chance at life
>born for the heavyweight division
Why live? One punch in HW gets you the same brain damage as five rounds of punching in LW division. And I'm doing pretty good at university, so I don't want to fuck that up.
fedor gets heemed 2nite
Upcoming events:
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
Previous thread: >>74271576
Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiO6KhIbHls
News:
>GSP is back
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/17/14652398/georges-st-pierre-officially-re-signs-with-ufc
>Cyborg is back
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/usada-clears-cyborg-justino-for-immediate-return-to-ufc
>UFC remains intent on destroying light heavyweight division
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ranked-light-heavyweight-nikita-krylov-released-from-ufc-contract
>MVP fighting Derek Anderson (a lightweight)
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/michael-venom-page-to-face-derek-anderson-at-bellator-179-in-london
Russian Buffer sucks
>>74277700
So don't, the average pro fighter does not get paid enough to live, your brain has a much higher expected return income wise
>>74277715
SWANGIN
AND
BANGIN
>>74277675
at no point was he sleeping. you dont know what heem means
>2017 fedor, would ko both browne and lewis
>tfw an old beaten up washed out 40 year old is still more athletic than most of the ufcs hw division
fedors abilities and opponent level has greatly diminished over the years, it's time to hang them up
>>74277722
I just love the sport so much. Hope we can invent technology for head safety before I'm 30, so I can at least train at full pace. Now I'm doing BJJ and punching bag/trainer with pads.
Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Thomson vs Freire
Kongo vs Thompson
Koshcheck vs Alonso
Mayo vs Arteaga
Schaub is God
>>74277733
Lewis would heem Fedor
Anybody got any more bad ref webms?
>>74277750
I get that lad, BJJ is where I draw the line from a training point of view for me, got too much to live for from a work/academic point of view to start getting hit in the head
>>74277732
>>74277781
What the fuck. That's a skit, right?
>>74277753
Meathead
Freire
Kongo
Alonso
Mayo
>>74277768
fedor looked bruised in the weight ins
i think he trained hard and that hes gonna win tonight
at least i hope so,
Why the hell is Fight Night on a Sunday
>>74277781
my kind of ref
>>74277768
lmfao
lewis sucks, he'd walk onto a trademark fedor leaping straight right
>>74277783
Yeah. Especially after hearing that football players are starting to show brain trauma symptoms from hitting the fucking soccer ball.
Will pink shorts get his ufc contract
>>74277753
Emelianenko
Thomson
Thompson
Koshcheck
Arteaga
>>74277786
Me too lad
>>74277824
Lol i dont think youve actually seen Lewis fight before
>>74277715
Is no one addressing the elephant in the room of Cyborg being randomly cleared because it's just so obvious it doesn't need to be pointed out?
It seems like some shady WME shit to get her back as soon as possible just for that Featherweight division. Hell, they were hyping up her fight with De Randemie while she was still on the verge of a 1 year suspension
http://www.strawpoll.me/12368231
>>74277753
Emelianenko
Thomson
Kongo
Alonso
Arteaga
>>74277753
Fedor
Pitbull
Thompson
Koscheck
Arteaga
>>74277845
>giving a single fuck about female mma
yikes
>>74277863
Where can I get that shirt?
>>74277828
lets hope
>>74277845
no. i think no one is talking about it because everyone wanted to accuse her of being on roids but when everything was investigated and cleared up, she wasnt on anything remotely for
performance enhancement so nobody wants to admit they were wrong for piling up on her
>>74277831
>>74277863
>>74277870
>picking fedor
>>74277886
>picking against the greatest HW fighter the sport has ever seen
Kys casual
If 20% of prime fedor shows up tonight he's going to finish mitrione
>>74277753
Mitrione
Thompson
Kongo
Alonso
Mayo
>>74277886
show some respect
>>74277886
I picked him too.
>>74277895
Lmaoing at you rn casual
>BRING OUT THE AaaAANIMaAAL MATT
>MAaAAaATT
>DAaaAAMN IT MaaAAATTTTT
So here's the deal heem , I got the inside scoop on a few fighters ...if fedor wins by first round sub tonight, I'll dump some juicy info.
PACK IT UP GUYS, FEDOR VS MITRIONE CANCELLED
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/833091284596355072
>>74277925
When fedor TKOS mitrione just remember that i was right
FEDOR VS MITRIONE CANCELLED
Dumb noob casuals think Fedor will win
L
O
L
Nigga is overrated as fuckkk
JUST BANKRUPT MY ENTIRE ORGANIZATION SENPAI
lol
>>74277895
this is exactly what a casual would say
>>74277951
>It's legit
WHY
BELLATOR NEVER AGAIN FFS WHAT A WASTE OF A DAY I HAVE TO ADJUST MY SLEEP SCHEDULE FOR THIS BOLLOCKS
>>74277843
>le gas out doing nothing man
watch his last fight again. Browne dec
IM FUCKING DONE
MITRIONE SAW FEDOR MEANT BUSINESS
PUSSY AMERICAN CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>74277951
This was the plan all along
Cheecky bellator, trying to get us to watch their shit
HAHAHA WTF NO WAY
...
>Bellator MMA
>>74277951
>>74277955
what a pussy. even while sick fedor has no chance
WHAT THE FUCK
Yeah I'm not watching Bellator
>>74277972
you are not a smart man
>>74277951
What the fuck, what will happen to my bet?
>>74277972
Yeah he didnt gas out at all lol and Browns isn't remotely the grappler that Abdurakhimov is
Do you guys actually watch the fights?
good night
>>74277886
Here you go.
>>74277958
WHAAAAT THE FUCCCCKKK
>>74277951
FUCK !
>>74277951
>>74277955
>>74277958
>>74277962
*buys bellator*
>>74277992
Good night bro
>>74277986
you get a refund silly
>mitrione taps out before the fight even starts
>people ITT still trying to deny Fedors GOAT status
Fucking casuals man.
>>74277886
looks like fedor won you fucc
How do you "fall ill" hours before the event?
Hasn't he been doing press and shit just fine and weigh ins
Mitrione looked okay in recent interviews right?
>>74278003
Thank god. It was like 0.3GBP, which is lot of money for us eastern europeans.
>>74278014
Ate a funky burrito and got the shits lad
>cucker has to pay fedor and mittrione for nothing
>kongo main event
hi
>>74277951
>>74278014
fedor probably gave him a stack of that russian oligarch cash, i'd be shitting myself too
>>74278014
It's called.. Ahh shit fedor is one steroids and i'm going to get my ass beaten the fuck up. Better use my cold to completely ruin the event and be a pussy
>>74277951
oh my fucking god
J U S T
Nips bless
>pretending like you wanted to watch it
>>74278010
yeah fedor won because now he won't get ko'd tonight
>>74278014
some shady shit is going on here
keep me posteed for juicy updates
>>74277878
>we tested you and only found something used to cover up a roid cycle, not actually a roid cycle so it's fine
What the fuck is the point of banning those substances if you're just going to allow people to use roids and then cover it up with other drugs?
>>74278036
in that pic it kinda looks like hanging out with cyborg rubbed off and she kinda looks like cyborg now
If Mittrione has no medical proof of his sickness, does Bellator have the right to make him pay up?
I want to like Travis, but then I imagine him fucking Ronda, and I just can't. He's a monster.
>>74278040
I was legit looking forward to it not even lying
It was one of those fights we'd talk about, I don't care much about the rest of the card but if you weren't excited to see Fedor fight again then what are you even doing
everyone will be saying mitrione is shook until ariel tweets that he's fighting for his life in hospital
>>74278036
>OH_MY.jpeg
i wanna fuck her until she squeeks with that high pitched voice
>>74278056
It would've been violent and 99% chance of ending in round one, and it's fucking Fedor. I'm gutted.
>>74278057
That feels like the information that should come out rather than "oh he's a bit ill lol"
Surely they'd let people know if it was that serious
>>74278056
Shut up, loser
>>74278036
we could start walking around with boners to catch up
>>74278057
>has a cold
>scared to fight 40 year old flabby guy
He's a fucking Pussyhole. The TRUTH is he's a sub par athlete who's masquerading as a fighter.
i'm kinda relieved fedor isn't going to receive brain damage tonight he should retire
>>74278055
wtf are you talking about pal?
Ariel is told
Doesn't me its actually cancelled
>>74278043
you should read this
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/usada-clears-cyborg-justino-for-immediate-return-to-ufc
you should read up on the things you talk about before asking questions that have been answered already and making assumptions that are based in incorrect information
this is absolutely fucked. I wanted to see fedor fight so bad. fuck you bellator
You guys think Fedor will get new opponent or will they reschedule?
>>74278085
how does he keep getting away with it?
>inb4 this is a trick to drum up last minute Hype for the card
TRIPS AND ITS TRUE
PRAISE KEK
>>74278083
he has the best sources in the FUCKING JOURNO GAME
>>74278075
Don't talk shit to me. What do you think I am, a Canadian? I smesh your face
>>74278082
Ronda is just such a cunt.
>>74278084
>s-s-she dindu nuffin!!!
Imagine unironically being a womans fighter nuthugger lmao
>>74278085
>tfw when Mittrione was a UFC agent all along and infiltrated Bellator in order to prevent them from making money
>>74278095
reschedule
https://twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/833093176407711744
>>74278056
I feel the same way, man.
reeeeeeeeeee
>>74278098
He took the bogpill.
>>74278117
grow up kid
Kongo vs Fedor pleaeeeaaasssseeeee
>yfw Schaub fills in for Mitrione on hours' notice
>>74278117
who are they?
Just got off the phone with Coker. Doctors have found traces of polonium in Mitrione's system. More to follow.
>>74278106
oh, youre just shitposting. you dont actually care about what actually happened. why didnt you just say that in the first place?
>yfw this is another seth petruzelli scenario
>tfw some scrub KO's fedor
>tfw they find out bellator paid the scrub to stand with fedor
>tfw bellator gets shut down
>>74278128
I would seizure
is it true that steroids fuck your immune system up
Goof everyone who pick Fatt Shitrione
>>74278117
Can I get a quick rundown?
>>74278133
you're from croatia you cant afford a phone lying piece of shit
>>74278128
i would love schaub then
So has Mitrione been ill this whole week and just hoped it'd clear up?
>>74278134
Oh look the nuthugger is a naive triggered retard
LMAO
well
atleast yurops go to sleep sooner
:')
>>74278126
FUCKING YASSS
>>74278046
>>74278036
she is 22 and looks like shit unironically
put on some more makeup you 2/10
>UFC signs GSP
>Bellator gets a Fedor fight cancelled at the last second
Dana's having fun
Mitrione's ducking Fedor confirmed.
>>74278154
>implying spanish people don't sleep 20 hours a day anyways
>>74278151
show-money baby, he doesnt have to even cut
Why are you all blaming Matt. He was ill man, it happens
>>74277845
http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2015/9/9/9271811/can-boxing-trust-usada
>>74277753
>>74277753
>>74277753
>Taking picks before the event starts
what's the lellator card look like now? should i even bother
>>74278178
are you supposed to take picks after the fights?
>>74278181
no its literal shit
Like if you put 2 chimps in there, each with their own pile of shit to fling at each other it would be more entertaining
>>74278181
Patricky vs Thomson
Kongo vs Oli
Josh Koscheck vs Mauricio Alonso
God damn it, can't they at least get some random heavyweight scrub in there with him? This is some bullshit
so is jewlwani the only one saying this? Has bellator actually put out anything official?
>>74278158
Bless your lost soul child
>>74278201
>>74278110
It's over lad, give up hope.
>>74278190
Boy, you reeally wanted to see Fedor. Take it easy, shit happens.
>>74278201
Nah dude he's just pranking
Fucking retard
>>74278178
>w-wait until the weighs in
lmao
>hello? brock lesnar, this is igor
https://www.reddit.com/user/ihuffair
guy on reddit said it was kidney stones 3 hours ago
@arielhelwani 3m3 minutes ago
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Bellator officials tried very hard, I'm told, to find a replacement but were unsuccessful in doing so. Tough to pull off on just hrs notice.
>>74278205
put on some more photo filter and clown makeup
there is no such thing as a soul
that's just a chimp
she's a zero in the face without it
lmao @ predictionbros "life"
goof everyone who picked Mitrione
>>74278201
They just did https://twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/833093176407711744
until bellator puts out a statement I am not believing a god damned word
>>74278218
Kidney Stones is not "being ill", is it
>>74278218
I heard it was ovarian cysts...
>>74278190
damn, that bad huh? guess i'll just beat off and call it a night then
>>74278236
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. FUCK.
>>74278209
Oh you're tough
Faggot pussy mother fuka
>>74278221
fucking pussies, any heavyweight could beat fedor
>>74278221
40 million people in California and they couldn't find someone? Not even some midget by the docks?
>>74278237
You are literally retarded
Kill yourself
>>74278236
I like how they don't even bother making a statement or anything. Just make a tweet saying it's off as if everyone knows why
>>74278236
FFS I had money at good odds on Mitrione to beat Fedor's arse
>>74278221
just pay any fat fuck to be heemed
improtant
http://www.strawpoll.me/12368433
Isn't Schaub in Failifornia?
>>74278268
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12368433
fuck off
>>74278221
That seems strange. Who wouldn't want to step up on short notice to fight Fedor for cash? It seems like it'd be pretty easy to find a replacement honestly
>>74278268
by picking 'of course'
i mean no
still better than ufc 208
>>74278280
Is it even allowed by the commissions to fight on such short notice?
>>74278295
kek
>>74278295
Honestly I don't think the fights will be that bad and those who do watch it won't hate it, but the number of people watching it will be slim.
Of course they'll still pull their elitist shit of how they're not casuals because they watched one Bellator card.
YOUR FACE WHEN IN 2017 YOU WILL SEE FEDOR FIGHT
fedor v mvp would be a good meme bout
>>74278308
So who wins the new main event?
>>74278234
You're pretty edgy brah ...teach me how to be an alpha like you so I can pull all the real 10s.
>>74278300
It doesn't seem like it, but with the report saying "Bellator tried to find a replacement", surely there's something that can be done.
Not that I know the rules at all
>>74278321
Us Euros who now get to sleep instead
our bellator sabotage operation is going fine
kek
DO FEDOR VS KONGO OR SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU MITRIONE YOU FUCKING GOOF
>Lellator
wellllll this night is ruined
back to video games I guess
protip: nothing official has been announced
Reminder that all the underdogs will win tonight and you can make serious money
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 2m2 minutes ago
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Another name discussed as a late replacement was Oli Thompson, but again, no dice. Doesn't sound like Fedor was into late replacement idea.
>>74278361
It literally has ffs stop being stupid and actually read the thread
>>74278361
Kill yourself
>>74278364
take screen shots you dumb fuck
>>74278374
Can't post images from my 3DS
>>74278364
>Doesn't sound like Fedor was into late replacement idea.
That makes much more sense over not being able to find someone to fight damn Fedor on short notice with literally nothing to lose
>>74277951
Sign for fedor to retire
reminder that rumble ducked the moose
what would happen if conor fought fedor?
If you are reading this post you are going to respond to it with an apology to me about Matt Mitrione's body not being beat the fuck up. You fucking casuals owe me an apology. Fucking ignorant zeroes.
>>74278403
Assigned ref pulls out due to illness
Fight cancelled
>>74278363
I went to school with Oli Thompson he will lose
>>74278412
Fuck off old man what the fuck is wrong with you?
I wouldn't even care if this thread became nothing but greentext >Bellator
Ffs why
>>74278396
He did.
>yfw Mitrione was a UFC sleeper agent all along
well
good night /heem/
read you tomorrow
>>74278426
>bellator
I'm really mad, it hurts when its just a few hours before the event
I knew this card was too good for lellator
>>74278412
how does it feel that he has accomplished way more than you?
>>74278439
Bro I adjusted my sleep schedule for this shit
I was all primed and ready to stay up and catch Fedor, wake up late tomorrow and stay up to watch Fight Night
Viacom pulls Bellator and puts a Meryl Streep movie on instread
is the card still worth watching?
operation mincemeat
>>74278404
Not surprising the children who post here are incapable of apologising.
>>74278443
the card is fucking trash with or without the main event
>>74278454
I would just go to bed if i was in europe. Not worth staying up to find out.
>>74278430
if the shoe fits...
>getting sick hours before the main event
mitrione is dead to me
Now Cops isn't even gonna be as comfy.
I am triggered
>Mittrione vs Fedora canceled
KEK
>When the main eventer is the guy who got darced by Brandon Slob and he pulls out anyway
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74278467
All but the womens matchups have potential for entertaining fights
>>74278486
I unironically picked Fedor. Yes goof everyone who picked Mitrione.
>>74278486
I wait till the day of to make my picks just to make sure i know how the fighters are doing, still get goofed.
>>74278486
>Thomson
>Kongo
>Koscheck
>Artega
>>74278486
>I cant goof all the Mitrione picks
Yes you can. Do it.
They sealed their fight when they picked Matt.
>>74278429
for whoever forgot
>http://www.mmamania.com/2016/11/29/13770158/ufc-206-anthony-johnson-explains-turning-down-risky-gegard-mousasi-interim-title-fight-mma
>>74278506
their fate*
It's 2017 who gets sick anymore
If you picked Mitrione, you're a fucking goof.
woops
Thomson vs Freire
Kongo vs Thompson
Koshcheck vs Alonso
Mayo vs Arteaga
>BELLATOR
>>74278518
2bf Moose does have an ungodly chin and good cardio. Rumble might have been in trouble if he didn't finish him in the first 3 rounds.
>>74277692
This
>>74278529
>someone unironically spent time putting this together
lmao
>>74278529
GOOF ALL MITRIONE PICKS RIGHT NOW
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Mitrione
What went wrong?
>>74278448
he had the genetics of a Greek God tbf he accomplished more than 99% of the school
livestreamer "hds://http://spikelive-f.akamaihd.net/z/spikebellator_live1@62376/manifest.f4m?g=PRBGCDEIIUOS&hdcore=3.1.0"
bellator prelims live
>>74278557
>Mitrione has been involved with several other UFC fighters (Sean Pierson, Mark Hominick, and Sam Stout) as part of a Toronto area anti-bullying program
i was kidding before but now he's a cuck
>people """falling ill"" few hours before the main event
yeah no
is this operation mockingbird or what
>>74278535
i got you fampai
>>74278541
ye, it only takes a few minutes. im /gd/
>>74278542
i dont think thats fair.
OH SHIT
https://twitter.com/titoortiz/status/833104458351468545
>>74278566
had to add best to the end, thanks bruh
I friccin love Bellator haha know what I mean?
>>74278571
How is it not fair. They picked Matt and he pulled out with an illness. They are goofs and you should goof them
>>74278589
will it go down as a loss on his record? no you goof
>Lellator
>>74278596
Yeah it will
>not goofing the idiot who pick cucktrione
shit predictionguy
>>74278576
Doubt fedor would accept
>>74278576
Jesus fucking Christ please let this happen
>Frank Trigg is a referee now
fucking based
>>74278610
>>74278609
It's not going to and even Tito knows it
Just blowing hot air
>>74278616
Wait what?
Is that really Trigg?
>>74278616
>gets rear naked choked
>beats wife
>gets rear naked choked again
>beats wife some more
>gets put in a Robbie Lawler coma
>retires
>becomes referee
truly based
>spergOP btfo
>bellator btfo
>max holloway the ugliest person on the planet
it's a funny day
>>74278610
eventhough this is still lameass blatant (You) fishing...
DO IT PUSS
Alvarez Chandler days were bellators peak
Fedor is like RJJ, they need to retire
leave the new predictionchad alone
>>74278641
THIS
>>74278635
He was a great commentator on the NYE Dream shows with Schiavelo.
>>74278625
Yeah, but it's still an amazing thought. The shitposting levels would be off the charts after the fight with Chael and we'd get to see Tito spill his spaghetti trying to talk shit.
Oh well
>>74278610
yeah fedor already declined chael and some other dude. I bet they went through all the options before officialy canceling the main event.
Tito just wants some free streetcred knowing this will never happen
>the fights are on now
>don't give a shit
lmao @ bellator's "life"
>>74278662
shut up you idiot
is scott coker the greatest shitposter of today
>>74278696
no but he is the fattest and baldest
Anyone have a Bellataor stream link? My stream is dead
could heem every here with pelvic thrusts to the body
WHERE MY 4K ACESTREAMS AT
>>74278709
firstrowsports
>>74278713
enjoy your botnet
>>74278666
Yeah it'd be amazing but I mean, it's just a pipe dream
>>74278722
Nigga, I am using ifirstrows.eu, but it's dead
use the livestreamer link already posted ya goofs
>>74278722
>>74278729
Nvm senpai, I got it ty
>>74278748
>>74278748
NAzi
http://fightstream.is/bellator-172-fedor-vs-mitrione
undercards are fuckign shiet
>>74277886
it's bellator man, Mitrione got a hundred grand bonus to get taken down and subbed, just you wait
>>74278773
(You)
i think its fair if i sick the Mitriones
>>74278773
wait for what it's not happening now
>>74278773
>Ireland
>>74278784
just cause fedor and the dirty russians poisoned mitrione doesn't mean we made a mistake
The one fight I was looking for, I sad
>>74278798
>meme dance
>Heem'd stiff
nice
>>74278784
Good lad
>>74278798
It's the only fight anyone was looking forward for
lmao this """"""""""""""fight"""""""""""""""""
Would you rather
1. Take Matt Mitrione's son to UFC 209, free front row seats.
2. Take Fedor's Emelianenko's daughter to Applebees to watch UFC 209, you have to pay for everything.
why are these guys so gassed relative to UFC fighters?
Is this dada5000?
lol twinkletoes gtfo
>>74278798
nignogs gonna nignog
so fedor vs mitrione will fight on next bellator event or what?
>dat bellator cardio
>>74278798
i need sound for this. i know theres a loud foot slap
>>74278815
Is his daughter objectively-not-ugly? I have standards even as a neckbeard.
> I'd pick #2 regardless
this shit is just embarrassing. Guy willingly fell over just to get rest on the ground.
lol guy loses an extra point, makes no effort to actually finish
I stayed up until 3am to watch THIS?
>>74278851
>>74278815
Depends on how old and hot Fedors daughter is.
But even if shes over 11 and hot Id still risk my ass getting beaten by russian mafia if I screw up.
So I'll gladly take option 1.)
who /still hype for patricky vs thomson/ here
This is pathetic. These are supposed to be professional athletes.
>>74278815
tough one
but since the main fight is canceled
i would totally take fedors daughter wherever she wants and butfuck her after the date
>>74278817
0-3 fighter vs a guy in his debut
this is still better than 208
>>74278870
dayum
>>74278867
Everyone goofs on boring ufc fights until they see boring bellator fights
this fight is a majority draw
>>74278877
Is it really a "profession" though
>art
>>74278870
> Pshhh, Apple Bee's is kinda expensive. Dontcha think so? Let's go to McDonalds instead
> Blaht cyka
>majority draw
LMAO
lmao majority draw
>majority draw
>lellator
>>74278904
AAANND STILLLLLL
>>74278917
>Blaht cyka
lol
>>74278904
Good. No one deserved to win that fight.
what the fuck kind of name is patricky?
>>74278934
Fucking racist judges
>lellator
>hey let me bang eseeeee
I love spic fights
>>74278990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUgTF_MmQcg
>watching the weigh-ins
>half the "hometown" Canadian fighters are brown mudshits
literally kekarooni
what's a fedor?
>>74278999
he was 18 there and is a midget
and literally would have beat amanda nunes lol
>Fedor vs Mitrione cancelled
Fuck
/heem/ is deader than josh samman
Perez was fighting for a taco plate, what a shame
OH SHIT HEEMED
Mitrione's wikipedia
Has casually competed in several eating competitions and lost miserably in all of them most recent being D.T. Kirby's 4th annual Wing Eating Contest
Dana would've found a replacement. Fuck Lellator.
I'm not ordering the Bellator PPV tonight now
heem
>>74279073
>I found a replacement fighter in the dumpster
>joanna knows
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQrFtkUFcgf/
you're at a bar and kongo slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do?
Bellator is cursed. Of course, UFC used to be cursed, too.
>>74279095
Why did that hoe cheat on me? baka
If Lombard wasn't 5'9" I'd say he's 100% on the gas.
Right now though I'd put it at a conservative 80%.
>>74279095
Wonder when I turned into a lesbian
>>74279095
shoot him with my HK40
>>74279095
buy him a beer
>>74279119
>>74279103
I'd get so much karma if I uploaded this to r/,mma
>>74279129
no one cares
is there anything worse than when the vessel you are drinking from has a bad smell near the top that you get a whiff of every time you take a drink?
>>74279129
Who cares? Fuck off
>>74279156
kidney stones
>>74279156
being an alcohol
try water you zero
>>74279151
>>74279158
Considering half of you are on Reddit's general right now. Yes, people do care faggots
>>74279171
i've been posting on 4chan for over a decade and i've never used reddit, apology accepted
>>74279170
i'm drinking a cup of tea you scrub
>>74279171
i dont doubt that someone is feverishly waiting to upload webms from here to other places but it literally does not effect heem so stfu
>>74279171
I dont even have an account.
Do what you want and heres your (you)
>Fedor/Mitrione cancelled on the day of the fight
Coker's heart must look like swiss cheese by now.
>>74279181
I came inside ur mum
>>74279191
my apologies
i seriously hope you just microwaved the water and didn't waste time boiling it on a stove like a retard lol
No Fedor? Fuck this...wake me up when Travis is elbowing the Fuck out of the black thug
>>74279193
>>74279195
Your mother
>>74279206
>microwave tea
L E A K Y
E
A
K
Y
>>74279224
literally impossible to tell the difference lol you're just heating water dummy how is this a thing get up and walk away
>>74279232
Full-range ban this guy
this is acceptable in Bellator
>>74279215
bec rawlings got that hank hill bunda
>conor didn't permanently damage Nates face what the fuck is he talking about?
>>74279235
>>74279260
Aldo really let himself go
fuck this semen slurping sport I am gonna watch all star game
someone plz pm me when Josh Thompson is fighting
>>74279232
>>74279260
>standing reverse hammer fists
interesting technique
>>74279270
Nice shop, faggot
>Wake up
>Main event is cancelled for a card I decided to skip
Woah
Are any of fedors teammates fighting tonight?
>>74279292
>He did a lot of running in that fight
>>74279315
>waking up at 1 AM
Everything alright, bruv?
>>74279289
why is he posing like that
is american gladiators still on
>>74279336
My sleep is very weird, sleep like 2-4 hours at a time dw
>>74279260
This is acceptable in the UFC
>>74279346
its your standard instagram/facebook faggot pose
>>74279266
>>74279346
because he thinks he's 15
oh fuck that interference spooked me
>>74279363
Why not just do the normal black guy pose where you just don't smile for photos but it's normal otherwise
>>74279346
He's a Millennial.
god damn this event is a total wreck
Anyone else watching Bellator? The website sucks and keeps stopping and says "Prelims will continue shortly"
>>74279394
Is that ref an actual dwarf
>>74279291
it's a standing inverted axe punch you pleb
>>74279394
What faggots. You only do this in Championship title fights.
>>74279416
no i'm watching 90s nba playoffs games
>>74279336
>Dreaming about UFC196
>Wake up in a cold sweat
>check sherdog to make sure conor won the second fight
>cry knowing conor got gifted the majority decision
milking the eye poke to avoid the L
>>74279453
>literally blinded
>milking
you've never competed in anything, have you?
>>74279479
i finished 1st in your mom
>>74279479
"""blinded"""
>>74279479
oh fuck off, the thumb barerly touched his eye
post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADeY2sCvXQs
Heeminder that people in this thread actually believed Bellator would one day absorb all the "real" fighters and leave the UFC to become the "Hollywood" of MMA promos.
Apologize right fucking now for your seditious words.
should i watch the bellator card? i can't think of anything better to do
>>74279394
mandatory webm
so if youre gassed out completely and cant fight anymore, can you eye poke "unintentionally" to force an early decision?
My fucking sides
https://twitter.com/FollowTheMenace/status/833120969023696896
>>74279564
Oh wow.
>>74279529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGIdwHlNspI
>>74279452
Dee is like
>REEEE this was not supposed to happen,he should have escaped in the final reel
The Diazpill must have been hard to swallow
>>74279335
mcgregor really fucked his face up
>>74279416
I refreshed a couple times and it fixed itself. Maybe try a different browser if it doesn't clear up?
>>74279369
went into his cut, not his eye. He lied about not being able to see the fingers.
this thread is deader than ryan jimmo
well lets face it, tons of fighters have pulled out of UFC cards also
>>74279622
>instant botnet
no thanks
>>74279502
Blound?
>>74279637
same day pull out happened 7 days ago in the UFC but everyone wants to pretend this is an epic break down
>>74279637
dont defend this shit
>>74279609
Never had a problem with Google before.
>>74279653
i was implying that he was pretending :^)
>>74279637
Jones pullout from 200 1 day before the event was a lot more painful
>inb3 its not the same
yeh I know he was USADAd but still its the same shit for an average fan
andrews is out on his feet
while it may be comparable, for an organization like bellator in 2nd place to drop the ball on a recognizable name is not a good move.
how many bongs until cops is on
>>74279672
>>74279672
>unironically shilling for Bellator
lmao you fucking dorks
>>74279831
>stating an unbiased fact
>shilling
>>74279810
4
>>74279863
>this much damage control
Yes. SHILLING
>Brazilian brawler Oli Thompson
NEW
>>74279901
>>74279901
>>74279901
>>74279239
>drinking radioactive tea
would you?
>>74279907
>over 15 posts early
>literally nothing going on
fucking idiot
>>74279923
i once knew a jenn brown
very kind and lovely woman
>>74279929
>15
nigga its 55 posts early
>>74279976
no shit? my point was that if it were around 15 posts early in a fast thread i could understand but we still have 50 posts to finish the fucking thread
>>74280035
>anything early is acceptable
lmao. we dont "need" a new thread until 600 posts. anything before 500 is just desperate to be op
those were some good knees
>watch all star game
>no heems,only hoops
>fedor ad plays
>the goat returns
>on spike
J U S T
>>74280055
i didn't say it was acceptable, just more reasonable
First time watching Bellator.
Fuck are these guys bums.
Are the fights always this bad?
Looks like the amateurs.
>>74280097
>prelims
>>74280097
>not enjoying beaner brawl
fuckin plebs
still better than silva v brunson
>>74280119
http://bellator.spike.com/live
Lads, How many days till 209
>>74280097
Best part about Lellator is watching cops with /heem/ aftewards
>he pulled guard, he's scared
heh
get in my guard bro
>>74280135
>he took his time to webm a guard pull
what type of autism do you have? Just checking in case the doctor tells me my unborn child would have that type and we could abort it
>>74280166
Stupid idiot
>>74280166
baka
>>74280166
unfotrunately you cant talk like that on heem lad
bullying the hard working webm guys is not nice
>>74280206
>>74280175
>>74280191
I just posted that to identify how many Autists i could trigger. Thanks for outing yourselves.
>people with autism are literally soulless
stop with the fucking hugging and smiling you fag, this is cringy enough
>>74280166
VICIOUS
>>74280166
SpergOPitis
Chael Sonnen here, ama
>>74280228
>>74280228
there is no such thing as a soul
even if you think "well maybe it's possible..." no you're stupid
>>74280233
>'''''huehuehue we're doing it bro!!!! haha LOL punch me in the face bro'''''
>>74280228
pic related is literally you
BEST
FIGHT
SO
FAR
Do it.
how many bongs until feder?
ok fight
>>74280261
woah
>>74280261
>there is no such thing as a soul
t. "enlightened" rationalist ideologue
>>74280283
>"Scott, get Tito on the phone right now. You have a card to save!"
>>74280287
mitrione pulled out
bellator will livestream fedor eating pelmeni and smetana for 2 hours after the fights to compensate
>>74280291
>>74280291
i'm as dumb as they come, you're stupid as shit if you think souls exist
>>74280261
>i watched some Richard dawkins debates on youtube now i am qualified to spew my unoriginal thoughts
>>74280315
>mitrione pulled out
are you serious bro
wow
what a load of bs
>>74280287
I have bad news anon...
https://twitter.com/ScottCoker/status/833092116800688128
>>74280315
>tfw my friend called me weird as fuck for eating ruskie pierogi with smietana
fuck that goof, doesn't know whats good
>>74280291
it's so fucking obvious that souls don't exist, it's as obvious as religions being make believe, life isn't special and human life certainly isn't special i figured this out by the time i was 10 and i'm borderline retarded
>>74280337
Fucking faggot atheists every time
>>74280337
if you didn't connect those dots on your own before you were 12 you're a fucking stupid fuck, and this is coming from an absolute idiot
black eye a month later?
What's up with Sonnen's eye?
>>74280357
"life isn't special and human life certainly isn't special"
>having consciousness isn't special
Kys autist
>>74280373
>>74280379
makeup
>>74280322
>>74280357
>>74280372
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>74280315
>lelator
my sides
Shitrione confirmed SHOOK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M
>heem state right now talking about souls and shit
>>74280396
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
>I believe religious texts written by ignorant shepherds 3000 years ago are the word of god even though the earth is 4,500,000,000 (four point five billion) years old
how dumb do you have to be
>>74280342
>looking at replies
>I didn't drive three hrs to see Fedor not fight Coker
Holy shit I hadn't even considered the people who actually travelled to see Fedor fight. Imagine that.
>babby's first nihilism
you need to be over 18 to post here
>>74280438
>I believe the universe can pop into existence out of nothing because scientists who literally have no fucking clue told me so
>>74277895
Fedor got fucked up by Fabio Maldonado of all people. I love classic Fedor but he is not a good bet in this case mate
>>74280467
even if I were to concede to a deistic hypothesis there is literally no reason to think the manmade religions of earth are anything but myths, especially when you consider how inaccurate and poorly written they are
>>74280467
>falling for the maker fallacy
>>74280472
I think Fedor is gonna be fine tonight lad
>>74280539
works of fiction
>>74278396
Pretty smart move honestly. I feel like Moose is a dangerous guy to fight because he doesn't seem to be popular among casuals but is legit dangerous almost everywhere. Bad risk/reward.
>>74280776
I'm just saying there really is no reason to believe any religion over another.
It's pretty obvious that if there had been a god with limitless powers worried about making sure his creatures adhered to a specific ruleset he would've come up with a more persuasive way.
Feel free to believe in it if you can though, I don't think it's particularly harmful, if anything it's probably beneficial individually.
to people who play UT on UFC 2, if you fight a black guy, just take him down
>>74280879
>god is a creator-superhero who made special rules for people
this is a very simplistic and wrongheaded conception of god. and notice how i never once mentioned any specific religion? the best argument for "god" anyway is simply for you as a finite individual to contend with the infinitude of existence and reality. contemplate and grapple with that for 15 years and do the attendant reading, wondering, and wandering and get back to me. or just stay in the little box of systems you've built in your mind to shield yourself from infinity, but then don't tell me you've even formulated the question the answer to which you're trying to disprove.
>>74281094
I assumed that was your conception of god since that is the most common one. Don't really know what I'm arguing against otherwise.
As for the rest, "you just haven't thought about it enough" is pretty weak, come back at me with something better.
>>74281221
i can't think for you. i can't contend for your immortal soul. it's difficult for me to articulate or systematize the foundational substructure for belief because i am not an intellectual or a scholar. but there are people who are much better at it, which is why i say you have to be curious yourself and then your curiosity will lead you to read works of genuine insight. it's a topic that exceeds the logistics of our present means of communication and the constraints of time. just don't be incurious.
i'll say as an approximation of the beginning of articulation that existence is experiential in nature and experience is not an objective, measurable thing that has any satisfying rational-scientific explanation.
>>74281690
you're not saying anything
if you can't articulate why you hold certain beliefs that (presumably) you have obtained through reading what other people have written, perhaps it's because there really is no reason at all
>>74281829
w/e bro enjoy the fights
i'm not gonna continue this wankfest. be curious or don't be
>>74281932
>implying I've never given it any thought.
We've just reached different conclusions. At least I can reason out why I've reached mine. If you could do the same maybe I'd hold yours in higher regard.
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>>74284362
>>74284362
>>74284362