/heem/

hey wheres my news thnx

Good thread.

Cage Warriors is tomorrow and you're not a real fite fan if you don't watch it

Notice how non-spergy /heem/ is without spergOP, coralsprings and Adan

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Is it so hard to copy/paste events?

>>74260881
It's so relaxing.

Whenever my gf cries it sounds like she's mooing like a cow and I can't stop laughing and then she gets mad at me.

What do?

>>74260882
It angers me too anon, me too...

>>74260881
>no news and events
More like a shit OP

Cody is Champ..

What a nice time we're living in.

>>74260907
The way I'd put it is Team Alpha Manlet is the champ and it took what, 5 shots for them to take Dom down?

>>74260903

True. But at least none of the aforementioned losers are involved.

>>74260907
Remember how cocky all the cruz nerds were before the fight? All the muh footwork stuff is pretty funny in hindsight.

>>74260922
TAM on full camp is Conors worst nightmare

>>74260882
COME ON

>>74260881
Is today a muslim holiday?

>>74260927
>Cody didn't use footwork
:^)

Sit tight lads I'm gonna cook up a cracking events list and news post

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>le edgy journalist man

>>74260881
SpergOP is not the problem I appreciate his threads , it's the other two

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Ronda Rousey and Cyborg both blocked Joe on Twitter kek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ZOizxkMmE

>>74260969
DUDE IM A REAL JOURNALIST

SPORTS JOURNALISM IS LEGIT, MMA JOURNALISM DOUBLY SO

I DO IMPORTANT WORK AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD LMAO

>>74260986
That's really fucked up, Joe really helped build Ronda to the casuals

>>74260986
>Ronda Rousey
why

he was dickriding and hyping her for a loooong time

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>>74260986

>>74260986

I think it was just cyborg

>>74260986

All Brandon Swab ever does in these is regurgitate other people's points. He never says anything, he's always just agreeing or disagreeing.

>>74261024
Brendan Gahdoouche Schaub

>>74261024
And he's still better than Callen

Callen is cool, Schlob is unbearable

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UPCOMING EVENTS
Tonight - LFA 4: Aguilar vs. Jackson
Tomorrow - Cage Warriors 80: Inman vs. Amoussou
Tomorrow Night - Bellator 172: Fedor vs. Mitrione + COPS
Sunday Night - UFC Fight Night 105: Lewis vs. Browne

NEWS
>Pig Rigg Weight Watch: Currently at 188
https://twitter.com/mikebohnmma/status/832630050457399296

>USADA patch released
http://ufc.usada.org/usada-ufc-announce-changes-to-ufc-anti-doping-policy/

>LA bracing for powerful storm
http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-live-powerful-storms-moving-l-area-forecasters-storm-will-bring-dangerous-1487347443-htmlstory.html

>>74261041
theyre both obnoxious in different ways

>>74260969
>>74260988
as a Fedor fan, I wanted to know about that more than I wanted to know about "ummm how does it feel to be fighting in front of American fans again" or some other bullshit

>>74261001
lotta loyalty for a metric ton

>>74260969
Yeah I saw that whiny faggot's post.

>>74261039
callen is the worst person in history other than spergop

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>>74261062
Very nice

>>74261066
you should know as a fedor fan that he would not actually answer such a question. he would either flatly reject it as a private matter or give some generic nonanswer.

>>74261088
Probably, but now we'll never know. A "no comment" would tell us much more than if the question doesn't even get asked.

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Imagine thinking BJ would have kept up with this style for 5 rounds lol

is mitrione going to heem fedora

>>74261104
easy submission victory for the last emperor

>>74261087
Who is wonderboy hugging?

Welcome to If I Did It the show where we solve PR kerfluffles from the world of MMA and beyond. This week we look at WME-IMG's response to UFC 208, Michael Flynn's resignation and more.

>Travis "Mixed Race" Browne

What did he mean by this?

>>74261104
In the first

Zane Simon

We both got warned, let's end this autism

>>74260969

Seems an odd question to ask in those circumstances desu, it's not really an issue about Fedor as an MMA fighter. Seems like something that would be more worthwhile in a longer one on one interview.

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>>74261119
MacDonald before their fight.

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>>74261151

>mfw when I see u

>>74261062

If bigg rigg misses weight at 185 he should just quit

>>74261151
pussy

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how can she slap

>>74261087
wonderboy is quite gay in his mannerisms

pig bigg

>>74261165
holly the steroid holm is a disgrace

>>74261167
he's just 'implicitly white' like richard spencer

https://youtu.be/8_lmvnLUvB0
>236
>35% bf
He should be fighting at middleweight

>>74261183
>Muh steroids

Lose some damn weight

>>74261183
she really is, she needs to retire and pump herself full of fertility meds to counteract the years of roids and weightcutting and have jef's babies

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Your daily reminder that Holly was robbed.

>>74261206
you're right, Holly won rounds 3 4 5

>>74261210
ew

>>74261210

meme fighter

>>74261217
Also the points should have been deducted. Maybe even DQ.

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>tfw she beat my girl and my fightfu

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Rank this card

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>>74261237
if valentina isn't your fightfu you got something wrong with your brain my dude

she's dope, would wife for sure

>>74261243
4/10, would be 2/10 without DC.

>>74260882
Sad!

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to be honest I'm more hyped for getting edibled out and watching COPS with my heem bros than anything else this weekend. I just hope the rain doesnt heem my directv signal.

>>74261243
is that seriously the main card? wtf those first three fights no fuckin way

>>74261260
who wins lewis or browne

>>74261264
>is that seriously the main card? wtf those first three fights no fuckin way

of course its not

>>74261260
DIE DEGENERATE DRUGGIE

Ignore all attention whores

>>74261270
whew oli vs brooks is on there, I wonder who else will end up on the main

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>>74261243
Yeah OK whatever/10

Cormier-Johnson is just a matter of whether DC still has it, otherwise it's not gonna go much differently. Weidman-Moose is alright I guess, but it seems more like a fight night fight.

>>74261024
>he's always just agreeing or disagreeing.
as opposed to?

>Rashad Evans vs Daniel Kelly

WHAT

THE

FUCK

>>74261288

Kelly by KO

>>74261291

lmao Kelly is going to get dummied

>>74261288
Whats wrong with that matchmaking?

Khabib LW champ 2017

>>74261302

are you serious have you ever seen Kelly fight?

WHAT IS HEEM
BABY DON'T HURT ME

>>74261024
I disagree, my man. 100%.

>>74261302
Literally nothing. Rashad is so deleted he has been denied licenses by two commissions because of brain damage. Luckily Nevada is in the UFC pocket.

>>74261307
Ya, numerous times, what of it?

>>74261312
>Literally nothing
yeah maybe if you'd like to see kelly get retired

>>74261288

Back up though
Back up though

>>74261307

have you seen evans lately? kelly tko

I WON'T BACK DOWN

>>74261307

>Le old man judo strength

Hope Rashad ends this meme

>>74261237
Can any Russians tell me how to get a qt but also terrifying Kyrgyzstani gf? I am pretty rich, is it as simple as traveling there and taking my pick?

>>74261317

how bout the fact that he'd god awful and can't fight worth a frozen shit lmao


>>74261323
did you forget that rashad knows how to wrestle lol

>>74261288
evacuate yourself from my vecinity

>>74261165
>that chin

I need some of what Holm's been using.

>>74261210
>tfw no fridge mode gf

>>74261320
By Rashad???? What in Evans' recent performances makes you think he is liable to put Kelly into retirement?? Like>>74261312
said, Evans isn't even healthy enough to get licensed to fight!!!

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>>74261341
Is your refrigerator running?

>>74261335

I know you have to support you're muslim brethren but he's getting ROO'd lad

>>74261332
kelly is going to get fucking destroyed dude lol

>>74261308

Why are there so many good Dagestani fighters?

>>74261334
>download Tinder
>pay for pro version
>change location to desired country
>chat qts up until you find one who wants to come to the US

>>74261335
Adan, settle down bud, its not 2007 anymore Rashad is an old broken man, its only fair that he fights other old broken men.

>>74261357
believe it or not I'm actually sikh and kelly is terrible he's getting HEEM'd

>>74261345
Are you serious? Rashad's recent performances having resulted in success but what the fuck do you think happens if Daniel Kelly fights Glover Teixera or Ryan Bader? Or Chael Sonnen? Or Dan Henderson?

honestly what do you think happens

>>74261363
Part of the reason is that Khabib trains since he's been literally 1yo.
And they have such good conditions for sports, I think those mountains are great for your breathing.

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>>74261272
Just sent my reup order in. Deal with it, nerd.

>>74261062
late and incomplete, horrible work sperg

>>74261373
um I am able to be objective and you are not

Rashad will be faster, stronger, have more power, have better boxing, have better kicks (lmao sad) have better movement, have better use of range and have better wrestling

>>74261272
You can't die from weed.

>>74261393

>$100.00 on weed

>>74261393
that seems expensive

how many worms do you neeed to get high

>>74261411
That's actually about half of what I spend when I buy my flowers and vape oil.

>>74261437
I need 3 to 5 worms to get really high where I get tears from laughing so hard.

*establishes triangle choke on you*

Drinking coffee here and I feel like schaub is coming soon. Big brown one.

>>74261452
you're going to stain your teeth

>>74261377
>what the fuck do you think happens if Daniel Kelly fights Glover Teixera or Ryan Bader? Or Chael Sonnen? Or Dan Henderson?

Literally the same things!! Which is why its a fair match up.

>>74261377
>kelly is terrible
You don't make Chris Camozzi drink your blood and go 5-1 in the UFC by being terrible. Rashad is getting heemed, m80.

>>74261377
BUD!!!!! The Sonnen and Henderson fights were FOUR years ago, not exactly recent.

>>74261498

BUDDEH

>>74261492
Kelly has dad strength

>>74261447
*wriggles right joy stick to get out*

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Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Thomson vs Freire
Kongo vs Thompson
Koshcheck vs Alonso
Mayo vs Arteaga

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>>74261556

>Mitrione
>Thomson
>Kongo
>Koscheck
>Arteaga

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>>74261556
Emelianenko
Thomson
Kongo
Alonso
Mayo

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>>74261556
Emelianenko
Thomson
Thompson
Koshcheck
Arteaga

>>74261573
source? Looks like Josh Barnett desu

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>>74261556
Meathead
Thomson
Kongo
Koscheck
Arteaga

>>74261573
Hahaha what the shit

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>>74261606
Correct. Actually pretty good movie too fightswise desu.

#FakeNews is people thinking Fedor is gonna win

>>74261573
>josh barnett having sex with a non-japanese girl
i don't believe it

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chris weedman will be the first fighter to die inside an octagon

>>74261645
Fedor is gonna win by some lame sub and everybody is going to say that it was fixed

>>74261683
Fedor is going to get slept. Quick.

>>74261446
>tfw dont get this high anymore

>>74261573
Does Josh have the fucking Undivided Chaos symbol from Warhammer tattooed on his leg?

>>74261708
If there ever was a fight worth fixing it's that one m8, Lellator has a lot riding on Fedor

Is there any spicy fight other than Fedor on Lellator tomorrow?

>>74261722

This 2bh

Drain the bank on Fedora

>>74261723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU6wlV7fDjA

>>74261683
People always scream that Bellator is fixed because that's what Dana wants them to think.

also, fedor is the owner (or one of the owners) of M-1 global, and there is an M-1 global card tomorrow (it will end by the time bellator kicks in) so i guess it's a pretty obvious fixture of fate scenario

bet your landlord's farm on faydar

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Boys, I want to bet on my boy Johny Hendricks, but ticket with only one pick is boring. Who do you see winning Lewis vs Browne? I think Honda is going to pull Tavis down with her.

>>74261810
>betting on post-USADA hendricks
he fights these days as if he got AIDS

>>74260998
>>74261001
Joe is the definition of a fairweather bitch

>>74261810
Browne did his camp away from Eddie, m8. He's heeming the shit out of Lewis.

That said, mortal locks on the card are just in wMMA: Esparza and McMann.

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>>74261810
>Honda is going to pull Travis down with her
Already did, it's just a matter of whether one non-Edmond camp can repair all the damage. And don't bet on Hendricks, his soul is deleted.

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>only 51 hours more

>>74261844
>>74261893
Hendricks is back boys, watch the video. He will heem Lombard, which will give him motivation, he'll start doing steroids again, GSP is gonna return, and Johny is gonna murder him in one of the biggest PPVs in history.

>"I already murdered you once, you shouldn't have come back." – Johny Hendricks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzP2P01QkzA

>>74261243
Main and co-main are great.
I'd really like to see Blachowicz improve. If he could develop good TDD he'd be dangerous.

>>74261932
lel he blames it on USADA

Bet the house on Lombard, boys

>Khabib vs. Goobs finally gets agreed to
>contracts are signed
>fight is scheduled for 9/11/18
>venue is MSG
>card is totally stacked
>goobert is being his usual self in the prefight media stuff
>most hyped UFC ppv in history
>the day of the fight comes
>spicy bangers and finishes all night
>time for the main event
>lights dim
>Khabib comes out to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

How hard do you mark?

>>74261986
>How hard do you mark?

what?

>>74261980
Well, it's true that USADA fucked him up. He's the only one who took them seriously.

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>>74260852

Upcoming events:

2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: >>74256344

Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRnpHxfQGCY

News:

>Pig Rigg Weight Watch: Currently at 188
https://twitter.com/mikebohnmma/status/832630050457399296

>USADA patch released
http://ufc.usada.org/usada-ufc-announce-changes-to-ufc-anti-doping-policy/

>LA bracing for powerful storm
http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-live-powerful-storms-moving-l-area-forecasters-storm-will-bring-dangerous-1487347443-htmlstory.html

Waiting for my coach to send me a message if I'm gonna have a opponent to fight or not
Pray I heem the lad stiff friends

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>tough guys on heem

>>74261718
Yes.

>>74262039
What martial art?

>>74261986

>>>/asp/

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>>74262030
thanks man i couldn't really tell how helpful is your input, what a pleasure is to have you!

>>74262060
Mma obviously
I'm gonna go watch the fights anyway if I don't have one, might upload some potato quality heems

>>74262053
What a fucking nerd.

>>74262074
It wasn't obviously implied in your post, but cool.

>>74261664
patriots never die

HAPA Browne just cucked Lewis at stare down. I predict 1 rd eye poke ko for Browne.

>>74262068

gay

>>74262117
>HAPA Browne

Is he an actual hapa?

>>74262129
what is a hapa

>>74262129
He has borned in Hawai.

Hendricks looks like the embodiment of JUST. How can an adult man allow himself to look so sloppy?

Horiguchi is officially gone from the UFC, guys. He rejected their contract offer.

>>74262154
Eventually he'll evolve into Bigg Country.

>>74262155
he's good but no one will really care that he's gone

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>>74262155
Did the UFC elect not to match?

jre

live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBUaH3JbL_E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBUaH3JbL_E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBUaH3JbL_E

>>74261573
>>74261632
had to look this up
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487362220699.webm
top kek

movie is terrible (in a hilarious way)

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We have a saying back home, if you're coming on..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfZmIdc9mg

FREE FIGHT

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COME ON

>>74262129
He's half native Hawaiian. So not really

Bellator will be stacked with good fighters by the end of 2018

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>http://mmaimports.com/2017/02/no-media-in-attendance-for-this-weekends-ufc-media-week/
yikes

>>74262402

>Canada

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>roos can execute many types of strikes with thier hands and legs and can execute both a guillotine and rear naked choke
Wew

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>>74262477

I guess we know who Bisbong is fighting next

>>74262477
I do not believe it.

>>74262500
fuck that fight, everyone wants to see Gay jesus fighting Bisping

make GSP fight someone else, the UFC already has enough farce fights nowadays

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>>74261155
why are you positng this?
are you proud that your nignog cheated and headbutted his way to victory?
fuck off amerifat

>>74262515
perfect time to do GSP/Silva

>>74262519
>He's STILL buttmad about that fight
Lmao

>>74262519

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>blocks your path
what do you do?

>>74262546
Jumping head stomp

>>74262534

Breese is gonna get heemed cold

>>74262519
Gus is coming back, family, so he'll have chance to show what he got.

>>74262534
Long fucking reach

>>74262519
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1487354818796.webm

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How do i get dillashaw's haircut without showing the barber a picture of dillashaw

>>74262565
tell them you want the silly dilly

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>>74262575
Sensible chuckle

>>74262565
>Give me the "I'm a big boy, I can cut my hair myself" special

>>74262557
*locks your leg*
Psssh, nothing personal

>UFC on a sunday
>cant drink

>>74262691
smoke weed lol

>>74262546
Dude that guard is garbage, I'm passing this shit.

>>74262691
>being a wagecuck

>>74262691
why cant you dring I dont get it

>>74262718
not comfy knowing i have to get up at 4:30 in the morning for work

>>74262477
I bet he fights winner of Woodley/Thompson

>>74262802
woodley would expose him

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>>74262595

>GSP is back

He's 35, he gets heem'd stiff by any top 10 WW

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allright which one of you was this? spainsperg im looking at you bud

>>74262850
what if they give him a top 1 MW

>>74262880

Natty GOAT DELETS him

>>74262304
>>74262318
Harold Howard is a SAINT

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steroids

>>74262880
gsp cant bully no tdd bums anymore if he goes 185. Why is he doing this when he teased 155 earlier?

>>74262850
Lol no he wouldn't.

>>74262922
>special powers from ayyliums

fixed

roiderry lawler

Germaine de Randamie did nothing wrong

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gangsturdsss
wassup goys

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HE'S FUCKING BACK!

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/832690905635119105

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>HERE
>WE
>GO

>>74262985
BISPING/GSP LITERALLY CONFIRMED

YOEL WHO?

>>74262985

YOEL BTFO

NATTY GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDbKwohyJFE

>>74263006
>>74263014
How do we even know this though? UFC knows nobody wants to see that fight. SILVA vs GSP would make way more money

they should make gsp/hendricks rematch at catchweigh desu

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>>74262847

>tfw someone saves my aldopics

They're all yours my friend

>>74263041
Bisping has been in talks with GSP's manager

Bisping is also a Champion who doesn't have a scheduled

>>74263071
He's also injured....

>>74263055
Fucking this, or the fight we have been wanting to see for years that is Silva

>>74263041
>nobody wants to see that fight
lol

GSP will sell more than yoel no matter what the matchup is

it won't even be close lmao

>>74263076
He said on last Jewani Hour that he aims to fight in May/June/July

Is Bisping going to have a serious title defense? Last time they brought a 90 year old to fight him because muh rematches, now they want a fucking welterweight who hasn't fought in what 4 years?

this semen slurping """"""""sport""""""" just gets worse by the minute

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>>74263038
ok I keked

>>74263100

so stop watching you whiny bitch

Over 200,000 people paid for UFC 208? Are they pulling a prank?

>>74263100
I know that feel irmao, I just want things like they used to be. Champs looking forward to fighting number 1 contenders and making the best out of the fight with common banter and whatnot.

>>74263109
Bisping hating Brazil always pops up desu

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>>74263100
Jacarespergs BTFO

>>74263110

I was very VERY surprised to hear those numbers, but I guess I could believe that Holly still had some drawing power and the women's feddaweight division was exciting enough for a few casuals to tune in

>>74263110
>>74263124
I was also surprised, I'm thinking the late addition of Anderson might have bumped it up 50k

>>74263124
Why didn't they start signing chicks for feddaweight yet ?

>>74263118
I don't hate bisping, I just would like to see good fights and less WWE, Yoel has fucked a lot of people up and the fight makes sense.

>>74263120
I already accepted he's never gonna get a title shot, but there's 0 reason for him to not fight Yoel.

>>74263120
that weirdo with the jacare name will remain filtered forever

How do you cucks know gsp will fight bisbong

how many minutes until the bellator card starts? i heard zane simon even say it's mostly shit.

Georges St. Roiderre would unironically get outworked, get outstruck and get outgrappled by Kamaru Usman.

How long you guys think until they announce GSP opponent? I'd think GSP is anxious to come back

>>74263169
we don't

but what we do know is

you are THE cuckest cuck around here

>>74263169

It's the biggest money fight possible, both from a PPV sales perspective and the payday perspective.

>>74263179
kekator is tomorrow m8

Suddenly Bisping's leg is all healed up and he's ready to fight in April.

NICK DIAZ VS GSP 2 CONFIRMED

>>74263182
Whosman?

>>74263153
>less WWE
UFC has been linked with drama ever since TUF desu. It's definitely more common now but it's as Bisping said, even those who were happy with their pay before, see dudes like Conor making 10 million and other fighters on his card doing well and then wonder, shit, wouldn't it be nice if I got that kind of payday? The company sold for 4 billion, I'm the one fighting and I must be worth more than this

>>74263120
Jacare has played himself. He easily couldve gotten a title shot after beating Vitor but just continued to play good boy and shut up while the UFC walks all over him

Major Tom'd

>GSP comes back
>1st fight against yoel
>gets heemed into retirement

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>>74263163

I'll always be etched in your mind anon :)

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>>74263191
>biggest money fight possible
>doesn't involve Conor
ok kid

>>74263191
Actually gsp vs Silva is

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>state of cuckmero
might want to start making money goofball

>>74263212

Conor is not fighting in 2017 bub.

>>74263203
>play good boy and shut up

That's the exact opposite of what he did. Him and Maia keep getting shafted cause they're not manlet bongs with loud mouths.

>GSP v Conor for an interim title

Fucking hell.

>>74263238
i'd like this

>>74263236
Which is what i just said goof

Really wanted some food so I just walked to the shop. As I was walking back there was these two kids about 17-19ish behind me on bikes, biking really slowly, always about 5 metres behind me. So this was really awkward and I kept thinking they was gonna jump me. So then I decided I didn't want these kids knowing where I live so I kept walking for an extra 15 minutes, went down a random street and stood outside a house for a few minutes before walking back to my house.

Why am I so paranoid? This is horrible and pathetic....

Also one of my old high school bullies was stood behind me in line, I think he recognised me as it looked like he was taking a picture of me

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>>74263061
keep posting buddeh

>>74263251

I would have heemed all three. Why are you such a pussy?

>They think GSP agreed to come back for anything less than a title shot
>Tfw Bisbong can finally sleep well tonight after nightmares of Yoel standing over him unconscious kept him at night
>This new company that just made Artem vs. Cub won't make Yoel and Jacare wait 1 year so that they can make this stupid meme fight for the MW title

>>74263251
Why didn't you shoot them?

>>74263269
because I am always by myself

>>74263275
brit

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>>74263274

>>74263251
i'll sell you a gun then you'll literally rule london

>>74263288
that's fucking ilegal... yet

>>74263282
try this you coward

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escitalopram

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>>74263318
>Recommemding someone an antidepressant

>>74263320
>Second comment
>One of best fight in 2016

LMAO casuals

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>>74263320
I didn't want to watch a-anyway

Can't wait to see Bellator rise and see UFC crumble with these new shitty owners

>>74263357
does lorenz larkin vs douglas lima sound substantially spicy to you?

>>74263320
Woodley 1st and 4th 10-8
Thompson 2 3 and 5 10-9

>>74263357
Hi, Scott

>>74263320

>47-46 Woodley

Agreed 100% my guy.

Heeminder that Khabib got 30-27'd by Tibau

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>>74263251
I know how you feel, ignore the haters my man. No one on heem would of acted any different, groups are scary.

why is khabib always so serious in pictures

is smiling for cameras haram

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As down the glen one Easter morn to a city fair rode I Their Armed lines of marching men in squadrons passed me by No pipes did hum no battle drum did sound it's loud tatoo But the Angelus bell o'er the Liffey swell rang out through the foggy dew Right proudly high over Dublin Town they flung out the flag of war 'Twas better to die 'neath an Irish sky than at Sulva or Sud El Bar And from the plains of Royal Meath strong men came hurrying through While Britannia's Huns, with their long range guns sailed in through the foggy dew 'Twas England bade our Wild Geese go that small nations might be free But their lonely graves are by Sulva's waves or the fringe of the Great North Sea Oh, had they died by Pearse's side or fought with Cathal Brugha Their names we will keep where the fenians sleep 'neath the shroud of the foggy dew Oh the bravest fell, and the requiem bell rang mournfully and clear For those who died that Easter tide in the spring time of the year While the world did gaze, in deep amaze, at those fearless men but few Who bore the fight that freedom's light might shine through the foggy dew Back through the glen I rode again and my heart with grief was sore For I parted with those valiant men whom I never shall see more But to and fro in my dreams I go and I'd kneel and pray for you, For slavery fled, O glorious dead, When you fell in the foggy dew

How did the fight not get stopped here? He wasn't intelligently defending himself:

https://youtu.be/9RfZmIdc9mg?t=1384

Meanwhile Herb stepped in to stop Magiga at UFC 189 against Chad when he landed two love taps

>>74263478
Be serious

>>74263344
literally couldn't walk without one
heart rate was 180 bpm
brought it down to 70 bpm
go fuck yourself

>People unironically hyped for gsp
>not remembering he was the mighty mouse of his time in terms of fight excitement

>>74263478
because his life system teaches you to be absolutely fucking miserable

When will Gsp opponent be announced, we all know he's itchy to get back in octagon

>>74263545

Mighty Mouse has way more entertaining fights than GayEssPee

>>74263566
GSP was at least entertaining outside the cage and made you exciting for the fight until it actually started

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so easy to spot all the newfag casuals

>>74263566
>not GayAssPee

disappointed desu

>GSP vs BisGOAT

kek rip Canada

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>pic related got deleted by jorge san pedro

>>74263593

are you crazy in your ed man?

>>74263320

>Tfw you make the mistake of reading youtube comments

Horrific

If you don't buy the PPVs and have FightPass you can fuck right off to reddit.

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The Queen is BACK! Tell Germaine I'm coming!

>>74263688
god damn is she ever hard to look at