/heem/: fedor edition

>Fedor is in Lellator now.

Is he at least getting paid out, lads?
This breaks my heart.

Which fighters are in the last battalion?

>>74250521
he looks terrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QDnLxmbJY4

bet the farm on mitrione

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>tfw Fedor heems Mitrione

>>74250629
easy submission win for the emperor

>>74250577
That looks alright for a Heavyweight.

But even if it didn't, keep in mind that Bellator has been edging more and more towards WWE type of promotion.
You really think they'll let their biggest draw lose his first fight?

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Is it an absolute cringe?
https://youtu.be/qswZGM38zxQ

Well, this one went off the rails for a while. First of all, I genuinely like Steven as a person, and although I might not agree with him about everything I think he's a good man. During the podcast we got into the subject of marijuana and by that time we (especially me) were quite a bit drunk and didn't exactly handle the conversation really well. Steven gets attacked online quite a bit, and it certainly wasn't my intention to have him on my show to argue with him. At the beginning of the show it seemed to me that we weren't being conversational as much as we were going off talking points so I suggested a few drinks as a social lubricant.
We disagreed about weed, and judging by my personal level of regret after his reaction I'm sure I fucked up. I take 100% responsibility for it going off the rails, and I'm truly sorry if it upset any of you that listened to it or watched it. We managed to pull it back together at the end, but of course the shitty parts are all you or I will focus on for a while.
My humblest and most heartfelt apologies. I do my best with these things but I, like all of us, am flawed.

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>>74250677
>implying the UFC hasn't been full mandrama for years
>implying the UFC doesn't fix fights

>>74250728
It's cringy, but I kinda like it.
I'd rather they did this than pretend they're some serious worldwide sport on Fox Sports, like the UFC does.

>>74250728
>doubting the Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory

disgusting desu senpai

>>74250531
They should match her up with Curran.

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>>74250728
hnnng

This is an easy fight for Fedor. Mitrione lost to Brendan "The Nightmare" Schaub.

>>74250728
10/10 lellator marketing

this will go viral guaranteed

>>74250985
dam when she started looking like this

>>74250559
He always gets paid out. RIZIN gave him $2 Million to crush Jaideep. He never signed with the UFC because he always received better offers elsewhere.

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How many millions of dollars do I have to have to date Gina Carano?

>>74250677
Coker was happy to let him get destroyed in Strikeforce. I don't see what the issue is?

>>74251229
>He never signed with the UFC because he always received better offers elsewhere

Or cause he knows he'd lose to #15

>>74251298
Yeah, bullshit. The division is a joke as it stands. Even at 40 I could see Fedor cracking the Top 10.

Which card is better Bellator or UFC?

>>74251307
>Even at 40 I could see Fedor cracking the Top 10.

I could see him getting knocked out by Arlovski

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>tfw no edmund in Travis' corner to create beautiful memes

>>74251351
Source?

>>74251342
Kek, sure thing bud. Arlovski couldn't beat him when he was actually good, I doubt he'd do it now.

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Anyone else betting on our boy Johny?

>>74251362
https://twitter.com/MikeBohnMMA/status/832314415357759488

>>74251388
>I'm coming for that title, you know what I mean? I beat Magny, I keep watching the fight over and over again, I beat him - know what I mean?

>>74250767
Did Rogan apologise?

>>74251410
I just hope he's getting on steroids again.

>>74251439
>Hendricks barely beats Lombard then gets popped and the fight is changed to a No Contest
you're right that would be hilarious

https://youtu.be/TJFO-m5DShk

Will he make it this time /heem/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N58lZ6AVyH8

>>74250790
He was just going for a shoot desu

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Reminder that only reddit twerps like Dom.

>>74251439
He never roided.

>>74251592

What were you doing on reddit loser?

144 lbs

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>>74250728

Who is your least favorite UFC female competitor? Be honest. No trolling.

>>74251621

None, you weirdo

>>74251600
Reading news.

>>74251621
mcgregor

>>74251621
the mediocre floozy who flaunts her sexuality on social media to remain relevant

>>74251621
Only female fighter i watch fight is shevchenko and the non goblin looking polish chick, all others =WGAF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU6wlV7fDjA

>>74251686
GILF is your favorite porn genre, isn't it

>>74251621
Ronda, but she retired already. So I guess GDR is now biggest cunt in MMA.

>>74251686

t.196er

Heeminder that GdR did nuffin wrong and just tried to spice shit up

Holly didnt want to let her bang and she is solely responsible for the boring fight

There's a guy on here, pretty sure he's obese black person, he gets REALLY ANGRY when people say mean things about Cruz or Cormier.

Post your face when they announce GSP vs Anderson Silva for the MW interim belt.

>>74251778
Grow up.

This will never get old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw

>>74251621

GDR, because she obvious reasons

Claudia because she has 0 finishes as a fucking black belt in the ufc

Pena, but that may change if she was humbled after getting her arm snapped.

>>74251621
Holly simply because of the noises she makes when she """"""""""""fights"""""""""""""""

>>74251803

Way too late.

>>74251808
Shut up, nerd.

>>74251041

Fedor is a overrated shit. Fabio Maldonado almost killed that chump.

>shitting your pants is now a TKO loss

yoel on pooicide watch

>>74251811
ARE WE PRETENDING ?

who is objectively your favorite female ufc fighter?

Meathead at -135 is a steal.

>>74251844
Dominic Cruz

>>74251847
he got submitted by brendan schaub

If you had to choose between fighting in Lellator or fighting in the UFC, which would you pick?

>>74251864
kek

>>74251874
So? Schaub is unironically top 3 heavyweight grappler of all time.

>>74251903
The UFC. I don't like fake shit.

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Where are these dank cro cops from?

>>74251903
UFC I wouldn't want to headline for 50k

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>mfw people thought Womynlei vs. Rousey was gonna be the fight of the millenium

>mfw oddsmakers were going to favor Ronda

>mfw Rogan's mouth was going to get foamy as he climaxed while describing Rousey's talent in the pre-fight intros

>mfw Dana was going to set up the afterparty for Ronda's victory 1 month in advance

>mfw we were actually going to witness the first death in the UFC; live on PPV.

Let that sink in.

what's the best fight this weekend unironically and literally?

Name one fighter you are positive never used steroids.

>>74252016
Brock Lesnar
He's a white boy and he's jacked

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>>74251812
>

>>74252016
Chris Avila

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>>74252016

>>74252016
Cormier,Roy Nelson,Black beast,and Yoelito

lads I'm thinking about joining one of those boxercise fusion gyms. They have one in my town that looks pretty legit. Basically there are hour long classes where everyone has a heavy bag and mimics the instructor while music plays. It seems like a good way to get my cardio up and blow off some steam after work.

Am I a faggot?

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who wins michelle or rose

>>74252091
lol not sure if serious

>>74252091
Not a complete faggot, just marginally. Like an Alan Jouban

>>74252091
Yes you are a faggot. That reminds me of fitness bullshit gyms where chicks run on a treadmill together and listen to Katy Perry.

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Wish Fedor would retire

really worried he'll get heem'd

>>74252126
Coker put $1,000,00 in Mitrione's pocket to throw it.
> Fedor wins by "totally not whiffed" haymaker KO in the 1st

>>74252126
he's fighting like 2 hours away from me, but i dont want to watch him get heemed

>>74252126
Off the top of your head, name a big Bellator main event which wasn't rigged.

>>74252110
Paige is a fucking meme. Rose will decision Waterman.

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Did Dana and Ronda fuck?

>>74252218
none were rigged

>>74252266
according to Dana's mom it is very likely

>>74252279
nice outfit and tats faggot

>>74252266
Yes, listen to Dana's talk at Stanford about business. He alluded to the fact that they "did business" when he saw her fight live pre-UFC. He scoffed it off because of word choice, but they definitely fucked or at least he got a blowjob.

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>>74250521

Upcoming events:

2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson)

Previous thread: >>74250521

News:

>Todd Duffee off of UFC 209
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/16/14641408/todd-duffee-off-ufc-209-undisclosed-reasons

>Silva responds to critics after UFC 208 win
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/16/14634812/anderson-silva-critics-controversial-ufc-208-win-best-in-the-world

>UFC, USADA to change anti-doping policy
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/16/14641350/new-provisions-on-returning-athletes-among-changes-to-ufc-anti-doping-policy

>>74252279
how come people make fun of cody garbrandts neck tat but not goobs?

>>74252337
>how come people make fun of cody garbrandts neck tat
nobody does ya dork

>>74252337
Who cares only nerds talk shit about tattoos.

Tattoos are for degenerates

>>74252337
Goobs has a chest tat that stretches up to his neck, Garbage has a neck tat, there is a difference

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MASTERING THE SYSTEM 87 is out lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=injDSfSWbQU

>>74252337
i just did

>>74252352
>>74252353
wew looks like we got some defensive gooby fanboys

>>74252374
There is literally no such thing as a good tattoo.

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>>74252469
Wrong!

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>>74252493
What an acorn with a crown even means?

Which division would you fight in /heem/?
> Manlet division
> 5'6"
> 65" reach
> 132lbs

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>>74252493
>food goes in
>schaubs come out
>thats what this autistic friendship simulator is all about

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>>74252555
>h8ers and their pathetic scat fetish

>>74250985
i would heem the middle of brook's tits with my dick. vapid stitched up florida bimbos are my favorite

>>74252553
I'm walking at exactly 170 pounds

Why exactly does Shcaub incite such infatuation in shitposters? Surely there are countless guys you can shitpost, why him of all people? He offers nothing unique. I feel complete and utter indifference towards him.

>>74252553
>5'8"
>196lbs

would probably cut to 185 and heem goofs

>>74251912

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSRzPMDDdBs

docukino

>>74250728
Super cringe at the start and was about to turn it off
But then it grew on me and I started liking it
Pretty good meme vid and you should commit suicide senpai

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>>74252605
>I feel
There is your answer. You feel a certain way about him. Don't question why I like his analysis and personality, and I won't question why you dislike it.

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>>74252553
middleweight
5'9 and 220
exactly the same as big pigg

i expect dockfag to instantly jump out of the woodwork now since he never actually leaves /heem/

>>74252614
>>74252637
Are you guys fat or build like brick shithouses ?

Will Fedor win bros?

Im scared

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OUR BOY IS BACK

I'm betting my house on him my homies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzP2P01QkzA

>>74252633
big brown and phil davis is lit af

shaub should trade out callen for bas rutten and just interview fighters all day

>>74252668
european fat, american skinny

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I got a warning for reporting early thread...

>>74252719
dam bet the house on Bigg Rigg

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>>74252668
somewhat overweight, but not a tub of lard
i'm broad shouldered/stocky, people say i'm "a big guy", and don't just mean that i'm fat

>>74252687
I don't think so
Mitrione would have beaten Browne if he hadn't been getting poked in the eye the whole time, and Fedor is well past his prime

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>>74252769
for you
i also have a full beard and chest hair

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>>74252719

>as soon as USADA came on board

>>74252769
>somewhat overweight, but not a tub of lard
Buddy if youre 5'9 220, you are not "somewhat overweight," you are overweight.

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>"""people""" unironically enjoy WMMA

>>74252786
i want aldana to spray diarrhea all over my upper body

>>74252833
what does she see in this jabroni

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>>74252805
i'm curious to see if WME is restructuring or just thinning out their roster
i hope the new signings intensify, there are a lot of promising girls in invicta that they could sign to make up for her

>>74252814
meaning "overweight, but not obese"

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>holly holm is a big draw guys
https://twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/832281068640227329

where is that goof who kept saying that

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>>74252844
Es su padre

>>74252859
Dude looks like Juan Manuel Marquez

>>74252855
Honestly surprised 208 even did 200k buys

>>74252805
huh. Didn't expect that

>>74252859
he looks like a bad hombre, stay away from my girl !!!

*pretends to be less fat on 4chan than in real life*

>>74252855
Was there ever published a reason why that faggot referee was there for the main event?

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The end of the year championship fight.

>>74252891
It's her father.

>>74252897
The NYAC assigns them, probably wanted a local guy. Tbh I wouldn't surprised if Herb Dean or someone else made the same mistake.

>>74252907
did he have her when he was 13?

>>74252921
Herb Dean takes points like he eats ass. A lot.

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>>74252924

>mexican

probs

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Wew

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>>74252924
She's pretty young and he looks in his 40s.

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>my name is cm punk and i am better than you

>>74252895
Valeria has the most /fa/ face out of all the female fighters.

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if you could hang out with any fighter for a day who would it be?

keep in mind if you annoy him or possibly piss him off he will probably just heem you

Me personally, I'd hang out with Luke. I'd be upfront and ask him if I could have his leftovers when we hit the club later and I'd stay out of his way

maybe during the day we could smoke some weed and go surfing, do cool alpha male shit, ya know?

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>>74252932
>BMI is accurate

i can tell you haven't finished high school

>>74252983
Mark Hunt

We'd do some kiwi shit and talk shit to the fucking neckbeards on his facebook comments.

>>74252988
Unless you're pulling 5 pl8s it is accurate, tubby

>>74252993

>We'd do some kiwi shit and talk shit to the fucking neckbeards on his facebook comments.

lol

maybe play some cs go too?

When does Fedor fight start for Eurofags? Pls no bangs

>>74253021
18. 2. 23:59, Ahmed.

>>74252924
18-23

>>74253038
Barak Allahu feek Akhi

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Oddsmakers open Michael Bisping as betting favorite to be Georges St-Pierre’s next UFC opponent
>https://www.google.com/amp/www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/2/15/14630234/oddsmakers-open-michael-bisping-as-betting-favorite-to-be-georges-st-pierres-next-ufc-opponent

>>74253065
That fight makes no fucking sense

>>74253065
Oddsmaker do this all the time, I don't understand why you are confused.
> Bisping would heem George Roids St Pierre if they ever fought

>>74253079
You have a zuffa mindset in the WME era.

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>>74253065
>tfw Bisping wins over Anderson, GSP, Jon Jones, Aldo, Demetrious, Ronda, Cyborg, Vitor and Fedor and then retires with the belt
>ducking Yoel, Jacare, Moose and Rockhold the whole time

>>74252983
I'd hang out with Rampage in Japan and talk to qts or with Mighty Mouse and just play vidya all day

>>74252988

dude I'm 5'10 180 and I'm pretty chubby. stay in denial fuckboi

>>74253079
>bisping ducks romero and souza
>way more money than gsp vs woodley or maia LOL
>gsp cant 170 without usada, cant cheat like in cucknada

>>74253091
Do you honestly want to see it? I want Yoel vs Bisping and maybe Hendricks vs GSP rematch

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post fighters who should have already been banned from the UFC

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> tfw no edmund this saturday

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Who is your favorite UFC fighter?

>>74251397
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET CUNELO

>>74253179
HE'S GONNA STOP THE FIGHT
STOP THE FIGHT!!!!

>>74253147
Travis said he's still with Edmund

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>>74252805

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>>74250521
nice op, op

looks like schools out for the schaubber lads

MYTHICAL

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>>74253147
Based Villante

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>>74253267
he was here to make this thread, he probably doesn't have any responsibilities

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Heeminder that scatposter is sandnigger that spams at a call centre making a mere 20/hr. Such is the life of a pajeet

LET IT GO TRAV

>>74253297
He admitted to spamming /tv/ with CP

>>74252855

>Meltzer

Literally who?

>>74252719

>I'm so close to making weight right now

Post people that Gooby will fight in his 40s at Rizin

I'll start with the obvious

>Lando Vannata
>Paddy the Baddy

>This is /HEEM/ Daytime Edition

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>>74253323
just wait

Mods need to report scatposter, he has CP on his computer

>>74253322
Ken Shamrock

big pigg

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>tfw you realize 209 is the next event after this Sunday and only 2 weeks away

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>>74253340
time is going by too fast

>tfw we're already halfway through feburary

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>>74253349
>>74253340
february

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 105

Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Alessandro Ricci vs. Paul Felder

>>74253340
>no wmma

Why live?

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>>74253361

Black Beast
Pigg Bigg
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder

Can mods do anything about scatposter that had ADMITTED to spamming CP on /tv/?

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>>74253361
DERRICK it is wut it is LEWIS
JOHNY
TUCKER
THEODOROU
MCMANN
FELDER

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>>74253329
I love late night /HEEM/

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>>74253361
>Bigg Nigg
>Lombard
>Sicilia
>Theodoreau
>Mcmann
>Felder

>>74253368
Tyrone has the best bunda in the UFC, maybe he can sit on your face

>>74253400
You mispelled Chad Mendes

>>74252983
use it to become part-time artem and get free stuff

>>74253406
He's banned for what, 2 years ? Doesn't exactly meet the criteria "in the UFC"

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>>74253361
Lewis
Hendricks
Tucker
Elias
McMann
Felder


Literally who cares

>>74253419
How does Chad get more time than Bork?

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Mfw Max gets stabbed while making his walkout for 212 and dies

>Conor and Floyd actually end up boxing
>Conor heems him with a spinning back kick
Floyd would do nothing

>>74253437
Floyd's crew would hop into the ring an proceed to beat McGregor to a bloody pulp

>>74253446
Kekanagh would do absolutely nothing

>>74253446
And what? Artem and Ido just stand there and watch? You realize Conor has a crew too...

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>>74253462
>Ido
>Artem

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>>74253361
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Theodorou
McMann
Felder

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>>74253462

>>74253488
Looks mexican now

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>>74253340
someone freeze me for two weeks

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>>74253446
>>74253462
This fight should happen in dubai or in some meme city with tons of petrobills and ariannies

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>>74253361
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder

when are the real picks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaw2bqVj2gI

Urijah Faber is Arianny's boy

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>>74253462
>Conor has a crew too

Lol he literally has no one

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>>74253434
>>74253488
/famous/

>>74253494
mexaldo is goat

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>>74253340
>potential spicy headliner
>unironically the two guys who spent months getting injury until you realize these guys were the ones who left the divison on hold for quite a while
>back up doo
>lando
>hunt lewis and the reems
>first four (4) ones seem enjoyable to watch, dynamic for sure

it's the best card of 2017 by far, 199 tier

>>74253545
>that one huge nigga in white shirt

Special snowflake

>>74253567
Someone said back when this webm first happened that he is only there in case they get into a brawl with heavyweight sized dudes

>>74252337
goob's tat isnt visible with a suit and tie, garbrants is front and center and always exposes his white trash upbringing

UFC matchmaking is getting really unbearable at this point. The whole top 15 at WW is on a losing streak and for some dumb reason they keep giving prospects like Usman unranked opponents. Ponzinibbio as well, why the fuck is he fighting Taleb and not some stupid fool in the top 15 on a big losing streak?

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Fights to make this year:

jouban/gunni
perry/barberena
gall/tumenov
masvidal/lawler
knight/choi
rodriguez/korean zombie
rockhold/whittaker
ngannou/bork

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>>74253554

>Implying you can get juicy and flavorful burgers for a better deal anywhere other than Famous Burger©

That's money baby

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>>74253631
truth brother truth

>>74253247
yes but it's confirmed that edmund isnt cornering him for the fight

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>>74253627
jouban vs gunni is already set silly billy

>>74253627
perry-belal
artem-hall

>>74253631
>>74253642
how much is an aldoburger in brazilian dollarydoos and freedom units

i fly for free so i can go to brazil for the weekend and try one and do a review for heem

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>>74253611
>not hanking Strickland
he's one of the better prospects in the division, he's a solid fight for Usman until the top 6-8 are available
I'm not sure why they didn't give him Ponzi, though

Ponzi should be fighting a fringe top 15 guy
LaFlare 2, Saffiedine, Usman, and Magny would all be good fights for him

>>74253676
>fly for free
how?

>>74253686
work for an airline

>>74253686
It's called churning

Why is almost every fighter stupid (religious)?

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>>74253720

>>74253720
atheists are weak manchildren

>>74253720
only way to cope with the potential of a career ending injury hitting you at any time

chalk it up to "god's plan" and then you don't have to think about it

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>>74253676

I honestly don't know if they are a good value, I just like to meme about Famous Burger©. I would assume they're relatively cheap to an American though, since Brazil's economy sucks right now. But they seem like a higher end burger joint, so it could be more expensive

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>>74253627
brock lesnar retired

perry/meek
tumenov/barberena
masvidal/larkin 2
romero/jacare 2
nurmagomedov/mcgregor
swanson/korean zombie
whittaker vs mousasi

>>74253359
Fucking beautiful

>>74253720
Jesus always loves a nice heem or a crafty sub and boosts the believers

Mohammad on the other hand appreciates a nice wrestlefucking with some good old GnP

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Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Thomson vs Freire
Kongo vs Thompson
Koshcheck vs Alonso
Mayo vs Arteaga

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who wins paige can zant or alexa glasso?

>>74253739
looks like anywhere from $7 - $12 depending on the burger

>>74253776
its like she took a class on how to be an instagram slut

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>>74253739
>>74253789
forgot pic

http://famousburger.com.br/cardapio/

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YOU HAVE A GUN AT YOUR HEAD

YOU HAVE A GUN AT THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU'VE EVER LOVED COLLECTIVE HEADS

THEY ASK YOU

>WHO WILL WIN BETWEEN THOMPSON AND WOODLEY?
>WHO WILL WIN BETWEEN FERGUSON AND KHABIB?
>GUESS NOW AND IF BY THE TIME 209 ROLLS AROUND YOU'RE WRONG, WE PULL THE TRIGGER

Who do you pick with 100% confidence in your answer?

>>74253805
woodley and khabib

>>74253805
no but anyway

Khabib via 5 rounds wrestle fucking
Thomspon via point fighting dec

>>74253790
Paige VanZant Christian. Professional fighter for the UFC 7-3 Season 22DWTS Agent: 3ARTS Entertainment. Manager: MMA INC. Reebok-Monster-HarleyDavidson-MetroPCS

How can I learn karate striking without going through years of kata and board breaking?

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>>74253790

>>74253805
Woodley via heem
Kebab via lay and pray

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>>74253861
>Khabib
>lay and pray

just how new are you

>>74253852
get morpheus to bust you out of the matrix

>>74253868
Khabib and islam would benefit so fucking much from knees on the ground being allowed. It's so easy for them to get into a position where they could pulverize niggas heads with thier knees

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>>74253868
*COUGH*
*COUGH*

Hope all you Brits are training to defend your pride come 2018

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/02/16/chilling-documentary-reveals-howrussian-hooligans-plan-ambush/

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>so damaged

>>74253805
woodley tko
khabib tko

>>74253868
He's pillowfisted as fuck, Johnson ate like a 100 gnp shots and wasn't even close to getting heemed

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>>74253884
sambo guys in general would benefit from it
all we really get to see out of it with the current ufc ruleset is its good positional control
it's like an improved, more adaptable version of wrestling, I think it's going to become a lot more popular in the future

>>74253756
Emelianenko
Thomson
Kongo
Koshcheck
Arteaga

>>74253887
> rda
> mj
> cans
> about to beat the living shit out of ferguson
> can crusher

i could literally heem you with a slap little man

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>>74253924
>wasn't even close to getting heemed
the fight easily could have been stopped at the end of both rounds 1 and 2

>this khabib nuthuggery

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>>74253937
here's a webm of it

>>74253887
>RDA
>Tibau
>Johnson
>Ferguson

>cans

>>74253942
If it were in nevada it would have been stopped in the 2nd

>>74253942
Don't get me wrong, he's getting completely controlled and has not many means to "intelligently defend himself" but those aren't hard shots

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>>74253966
try watching the fight again
he's generating a good amount of power, he's putting his whole body into them, and you can hear them when they connect when you watch footage that has sound

>>74253895
did a rock face molest her

>>74253952
>pre-pettis candeeayy
>he beat tibau
>johnson isnt a can

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>>74254015
no, pat barry did

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>>74253934
>>74253952
>Being this much of a casual bunch
>UNIRONICALLY exposing yourselves as LEGIT casual newcomers
How sad (!) is that?

Only RDA isn't a can from all of those. MJ is debatable and if it's debatable, then he's not that great of a competitor, beating a gatekeeper isn't impressive at all, especially not one past his prime.

He's only faced top tier competition twice in his career, in RDA and now in Ferguson.

Also,
>Being this fucking asstriggered by Conor McManlet you feel the need to bring him into every single discussion, especially the ones that have nothing to do with him
Wanna know how I know you're a physical and mental manlet pooskin with an inferiority complex?

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>>74254011
Mudslime please....

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>>74254020
RDA was in the middle of his rise when Khabib beat him
Khabib controlled him for the entire fight
Johnson outstruck Ferguson and Barboza

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>>74251811

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>>74254041
>if your face isn't messed up, you weren't taking damage

johnson has also never lost by knockout in his entire career, he has an iron chin

>>74254069
If neither your face nor you brain is damaged then I guess the damage wasn't effective

>>74254041
he really is the worst heem poster

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>>74254031
mj ktfo poirier before going into that fight faster than mcgregor, he is not a can, he is the #7 lightweight in the world, with your logic the only non-can fighter is conor. dont make shit up about me being assblasted about conor becuause i like that irish bastard as much as the next guy. you dont understand this game, you have no fucking clue about what you are talking about. get off his dick, stop self inserting and get a life little faggot.

>>74254115
Lel the other muzzie of heem rushes to the defense of their favorite goatfucker

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>>74254115
he has faster hands than conor too
he was beating nate in the first round, the only reason he lost is because he got emotional and played into nate's game

Be honest: are you a fan of certain fighters strictly because of where they were born, their race, beliefs etc?

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>>74254144
no, but I think it's a factor for most people, especially if their country doesn't have many fighters in the UFC

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>>74254104
Aye, the second he admitted he was a pooskin physical and mental manlet Mudslime, he instantly lost any chance to be taken seriously.

>>74254115
>Beating Poirier is some sort of an achievement
His only two great victories came over Ferguson and Barboza, he has 11 losses for fuck's sake.

>Rest is him bitching about McGregor in a discussion that has nothing to do with him
See >>74254031
>Wanna know how I know you're a physical and mental manlet pooskin with an inferiority complex?

Lmaoing @ your sad (!) life you fuckin pooskin MANLET !! You're RIDICULOUS! What a fucking DORK! LOSER! LOL !!

>>74254144
That is a subhuman thing to do. I'm as racialist as the next Ethno Nationalist but when it comes to the fight game I've no qualms about race or that sort of stuff.

Only filthy shitskin subhumans do that, they can't separate survivalist tribalism from entertainment.

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>>74253756
Fedor
Thomson
Kongo
Koscheck
Mayo

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>>74254176
state of your life

>>74254136
thats a yuge non-argument full of assumptions, don't bother posting if you don't have the mental capacity to hold a discussion