/heem/ - fight pass edition

Eugene

>>74211025
did you watch knuckle up?

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Miss me?

>>74211038

When is he coming back?

>>74211030
Not yet.

>>74211025
He is wearing a funny outfit in this week's episode

HEEEEEEEMMMMMMM SLEEEEPPPPYYYYYYY

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>mfw someone says jiu jitsu is superior to sambo near me

>>74211149
Sambo is CLEARLY superior to JJ.

>>74211097

lol he is literally dressed like a mexican

>>74211016
I've never heard of that girl I like her haircut though.

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Michelle Waterson best waifu

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>>74211278
Not even close

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>>74211288

Yesterday, i saw this cute girl with a BJJ shirt in a McDs at my Uni.

Tried to get her number but got rejected bruhs. Shouldve choked her out

Glad we avoided thread wars boys

Thanks OP

>>74211300
Why do 115 fighter have better breasts than 135 fighters?

You'd imagine more weight = more tits

>>74211317
should have utilized some small talk about rubber guard first and then ask for her number

bitches love the innovative rubber guard for mma

>>74211398
Fuck you, real thread here
>>74211298

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Why is he so based?

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Miesha bless

It all worked out in the end.

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>>74211538
What did he mean by this?

What's going to be the upset of the year?

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Is this the real thread?

>>74211589
Bisping is going to have hilariously bad odds against Romero then proceed to heem him

>>74211589
Conor over floyd

>>74211607
Not going to happen, believe you me buddeh

>>74211589
/heem/ incarnate, CM Punk, winning the title

>>74211620
I think you'd be surprised

>>74211589
Conor actually deciding to have a title defense instead of ducking everyone whenever possible.

I am genuinely butthurt this faggot that made 40 post early threads ended up getting his way. What can we do about it guys? We tried to wait until 500 but the mods deleted every thread but his because he spent the time replying to himself in this poor thread

>>74211538

neck yourself

>>74211589

Andrade over Joanna lol although it wont really be an upset to me

>>74211662
not gonna happen bub, joanna is gonna destroy her

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>>74211653
I was just about to post this. The worst guy got rewarded, are they trying to encourage the spergs? They might as well just make this an unmoderated NSFW board if it's gonna be like this.

>>74211670

No she's not

Someone make a new thread. We're already 40 posts in.

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Fedor is going to sub Matt Mitrione

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>>74211704
https://www.rt.com/sport/377180-trump-fedor-emelianenko-bellator-172/

>>74211704

lol

>>74211708
>Trump supporting a fellow Putin crony

colour me surprised

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FART IS MY LIFE
FART IS MY HEART

>>74211752
Can someone explain to me the Calderwood joke

>>74211773
She's a trailertrash methhead that started to cry during interview on her childhood in trailerpark

>>74211773
there are about a handful of instances of her whining, i think the last one was complaining online about not getting free tickets

>>74211779
>>74211787
k got it thnx anons

>>74211755
>Make me your bitch. - Rampage

>I used to fuck guys like you in high school. - Joseph Benavidez

>>74211589
Cormier beating Jones in the rematch

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I HATE BULLIES

*spits in your face*
*throws you through a glass door*

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>>74211779

DC and Rogan made a good team. Got better as the night went on.

Can a full time fighter also be a full time commentator though? Is he gonna do every PPV event other than the ones where he fights?

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Mickey bless lads

>>74211866
I don't care as long as Goldberg isn't there.

>>74211866
This, I would not mind honestly. Good chemistry

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Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Alessandro Ricci vs. Paul Felder

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>>74211898
Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks
Sam Sicilia
Elias Theodorou
Sara McMann
Paul Felder

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>>74211898
Browne via 2nd round T/KO
Hendricks via decision
Tucker via 2nd round submission
Ferreira via decision
McMann via decision
Felder via decision

>>74211779
>>74211787
Is Calderwood that chick with the Scottish accent and pretty high pitched voice?

Help a newfag out, wot is /Herm/?

>>74211866
Rogan Cruz and Eddie with vape pens is the ideal comfy commentary team

Until they get shut down when Edgy start freaking out over some stupid shit

>>74211932
https://www.instagram.com/badmofo_jojo/

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>>74211898
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Theodorou
McMann
Felder

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>>74211898
>Lewis
>Lombard
>Tucker
>Ferriera
>McMann
>Felder

>>74211935
I'd rather listen to a 5 hour rogan cast with those than watch 208

>>74211935
Eddie Bravo isnt funny and Joe has overstayed his time as commentator.

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>>74211898
Browne
Lombard
Tucker
Elias
McMann
Felder

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>You live in a world where he's going to get smashed by Matt Mitrione

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>people unironically picking Browne

>>74211974
he's funny in a way someone is so retarded that automatically becomes hilarious

>>74212031
No

Apparently Krazy Horse got choked out this past weekend lel

>>74211898

LE FAKE PICKS xD

>>74212018
I will never bet against Fedor

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>>74211898
BLACK BEAST
Lombard
Gavin Tucker
Theodorou
McMann
Felder

Someone tell me what heem is?!

>>74211704
That's what I've been saying! A quick armbar which he has finished many with.

How good do you think prime Tito, Chuck, Randy, BJ, Hughes, etc. would do in today's UFC?

Has the game evolved too much?

>>74211746
When will he retire for the third time?

Longtime fan since UFC 208 here, who's Fedor? Would he beat Conor?

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>>74212137

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>googling pics of fedor's daughter
>find story that she was recently attacked at random in the street

fucking slavs
https://www.rt.com/news/362689-emelianenko-mma-daughter-attacked/

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>>74211898
>Lewis
>Hendricks
>Sicilia
>Theodorou
>McMann
>Felder

>>74212153
Conveniently after he criticized Razman Kadryov's MMA promotion for holding child fights

Kadryov is an oligarch btw

Kuckreem Zidan has a bunch of articles on him

>>74212137
>implying 208 created any fans

>Responding to fake picks guy
>Throwing in picks before weigh-ins

>>74212153
god damn she is cute

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>my foot hurts
>how come #WheresWaldo isn't trending?
>I hope Goofy signs an autograph for my kid
>I wonder why 50cent isn't replying to my texts, he must be busy

>>74212207
gotta be first column, just in case

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>>74211016

Upcoming events:

2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: >>74207487

News:

>Belal Muhammad on taking short notice fights
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/short-notice-fights-no-problem-for-ufc-208-winner-belal-muhammad-if-it-keeps-the-train-moving

>Joanna-Andrade set for UFC 211
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/reports-joanna-jedrzejczyk-vs-jessica-andrade-title-fight-slated-for-ufc-211

>Poirier's leg isn't actually broken
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/13/14597486/dustin-poirier-leg-injury-update-following-ufc-208-brooklyn-mma

>>74211683
>>74211653
if only the undisputed p4p thread war GOAT of /heem/ was here when this thread was made

>>74211932

Are you Scottish? With the britbong flag I always just assume you're all from England.

>>74212127

Dude the game isn't even the same it was 3 years ago. It's evolved way too much. Look at who the champs are now compared to back then.

Fedor is +120

Why does that feel way too low?

>>74212295

It should be higher

>>74212282
Nah but I wager there is a Scotsman here

>>74212276
>if only the undisputed p4p thread war GOAT of /heem/ was here when this thread was made
You're part of the problem, shitcock.

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>>74211898
Lewis vs R2 KO
Hendricks via DEC
Tucker via R1 KO
Ferreira via DEC
McMann via R2 SUB
Felder via DEC

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>>74212310
i am part of the solution
this autist will make early threads whether i'm here or not, and people almost always go over to my thread whenever I make another one in response to him

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>>74212127
That was true of the old tournament days as well, and yet guys like Vitor, Couture, Hendo, Sakuraba, etc. had tremendous staying power even as the game continued to evolve. Cans as far as the eye can see and yet the best guys were able to adapt and do well. True of every era I think.

I dont get where the incentive is on making a new thread

I've never made a new heem thread and started around 5 total threads in all my 4chan years service

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>>74212349
>I dont get where the incentive is on making a new thread

you have to be autistic and dislike forced memes

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>>74212228

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>>74212329
>I am the solution to the problem I cause

>>74212349

Autism. Plain and simple.

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Put together a ppv super card comprising of 11 bouts from each division in the UFC that you reckon would rake in an unprecedented buy rate record.

> wsw: Jedrzejczyk(c) vs Vanzant
> mflw: Johnson(c) vs Dillashaw
> wfw: Justino vs Holm
> mbw: Gardbrant(c) vs Cruz II
> mfw: Aldo(c) vs Mendes III
> mlw: Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson
> wbw: Rousey vs Tate III
> mmw: Bisping(c) vs Silva II
> mlhw: Cormier(c) vs Jones II
> mhw: Miocic(c) vs Lesnar
> mww: St-Pierre vs McGregor

>>74212329
You certainly think highly of yourself. Would you mind going away for another few hours until I go to bed I was enjoying this thread?

>>74212329
>I am the solution
Fake news. There never used to be a problem until you came along sperging out having to be first to make new threads with your shitty webm's and recycled news links.

>>74212402

I hope you dont keep posting

>>74212329
dude you literally create thread wars on purpose

>>74212349
I don't get it either. You don't even get any delicious (You)s out of the OP.

>>74212472
(You)s are the electronic crack cocaine

If the feds want to kill 4chan in less than a month they should give (You)s to the OP

This place will be a nuclear wasteland in no time

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cool thread guys

>>74212504
i hate all tattoos but i like that as a drawing

daynah gimmeee floyd maywezzahhh

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Leave your boy to me

>>74212540
would he heem Ngannou?

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>>74211898
Browne
Hendricks
Sicilia
Elias
McMann
Felder

Karolina is sponsored by New Balance. Do you know what the two N's in the shoes stand for?

I'm going to buy some fuck Reebok.

>>74212574
>Do you know what the two N's in the shoes stand for?

no, what?

>>74212557
3 to 1 odds say yes

So rose vs. claudja confirmed then.

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>>74212615
rose is fighting waterson

>>74212419
Heem yourself

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>>74212615
don't know dont care

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>>74212438
You do the same exact thing you dingus. Spergy Mubarak is a problem but you guys are two peas in a pod.

>>74212539
how to get pugilistic dementia.webm

>>74212622

Oops I meant Karolina :x

I got Claudia by boring decision

>>74212631
>>74212631
creating a new thread is not starting a thread war

creating a third thread is starting a thread war

>>74212659

You always intentionally rush to make bad OPs adan. You've been doing this for over a year now.

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>>74212438
>>74212410
>>74212386
thread wars aren't the problem

>>74212643
I also have Claudia by decision
You never know, the grappling exchanges might be fun to watch, and the fight is almost guaranteed to produce some quality bunda

>>74212670
if someone makes a bad OP

and no one else starts a thread war

the person that made the bad OP did not start a thread war, which is why you are both wrong and stupid

>>74212025
you saved my gif :)

Why's this reporter such a salty cunt?

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/13/14597506/if-ufc-208-had-been-slightly-worse-it-would-have-at-least-been-historic

He's also slamming my boy Lobov saying he's not main event material.

>>74212382
why are you taking pics this early and in MS paint?

>>74212678

You say the OP doesn't matter but you always want to be the one to make it, and to include your unfunny forced memes in it. Sadly it's been over a year of you doing this, and you still don't get how dumb you are. Not like you'd change now.

>>74212700
>>74212700
you abandoned your original point because you're unable to support it

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>>74212402
Main card:

Khabib vs McGregor
Miocic vs Lesnar
Rousey vs Pena
Cyborg vs GDR
Woodley vs Maia

>>74212712

Wanting to be the OP is autistic when you claim that the OP doesn't matter.

>>74212677
>thread wars aren't the problem
Yes they are, and you instigate them

>>74212719
the OP doesn't matter

and it doesn't matter who wants to make the new OP

still doesn't matter bud

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>>74212659
>I'm not starting a thread war when I make a second OP

Anything before 500 = delete & 3-day ban. Otherwise it starts a race to make the first OP and shits up threads. The current thread was created 40 posts early so I guess you better make the next one 60 posts early, right?

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get out of my thread you nerds

>>74212642
:,(
I actually felt bad when I found out.

>>74212724
so why cant everyone wait until 500 posts to make a new thread if OP doesnt matter?

>>74212724
>and it doesn't matter who wants to make the new OP

Yet you always wanna be the one to make the new OP. You, spergOP and the scat spammer, forcing early threads on everyone.

>>74212735
>>74212735
>Otherwise it starts a race to make the first OP and shits up threads.
who cares
>The current thread was created 40 posts early
who cares
> so I guess you better make the next one 60 posts early, right?
OP doesn't matter

>>74212745
no one cares

>>74212747
OP doesnt matter

>>74212769
early threads cause thread wars and thread wars are a contributor to whats going to get us moved to /asp/

If you could be any fighter, who would it be?

>Hard Mode:
No Schaub or Goober

>>74212782
>early threads cause thread wars
no they don't

>>74212574
>>74212598

Can you please respond?

>>74212785

Francis Ngannou

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>>74212785

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>>74212769
>100 posts of thread spamming doesn't matter
>Multiple annoying threads don't matter
>New thread spamming after 50 posts doesn't matter
>OP doesn't matter even though I constantly rush to make them
You and SpergOP are twins. This will be your last (You)

>>74212820
OP doesn't matter

even if I make it

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>>74212820
he clearly thinks /heem/ should be a shithole because he treats it like a shithole. should be banned desu

>>74212785
Abraham Lincoln.
>inb4 catch wrestling isn't fighting

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>>74212820
me in the middle

>>74212820
>SpergOp on the left
>Adan on the right
>/heem/ in the back

>>74212820

Amanda is so cute mang :3

>>74212830
>>74212830
the OP doesn't matter

Would you be an mma fighter if given the chance, /heem/sters?

>>74212868

Only if I'd been traning since I was 5, or if Dana was gonna pay me CM Punk money to get humiliated in 2 minutes.

Other than that, no. I wouldn't quit my day job to get brain damage for 50k a year.

You are both muslims.

>>74212892
no I'm not

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>>74212820
>Joanna's face

>>74212825
The issue isn't whether the OP matters, it's that multiple early threads are cancerous. You and SpergOP are equal problems.

No is arguing that the OP matters.

>>74212905

creating the next OP is not starting a thread war

ever

and you literally cannot prove that it does. it is the creation of the third thread that starts a thread war. you do not have an argument

which ufc fighter do you think likes pickles the most? i bet it's cowboy cerrone

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Did Anderson Silva really win?

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>>74212958

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>>74212932
It is when you create it before the 500 limit because it fires up all the spergs. Happened today in the very last thread when somebody made this one 40 posts early and then then OPs started getting spammed everywhere.

You are the SpergOP of Canada.

OP before 500 = delete and ban. Problem solved.

>>74212982
no one likes derek brunson

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didn't intend to derail the thread with some shitty humor about thread wars, sorry lads

>>74212932
i remember you asking me how many webms I had at one point
i just got done sorting out my heem folder so that the only things left in it are webms, pictures relating to khabib, and the notepad file with my OP template on it
there are 768 items in it now

>>74212693
cub should be fighting korean zombie
wme mandrama matchmaking robbed us of a very spicy fight, we have every right to be salty about it

>>74212992

I like him

>>74212985
what spergs do in response to my posts is irrelevant

if you want them to stop doing something then direct your post at them. creating one single new thread is not starting a thread war, period

>>74212693

>Someone who is 2-2 in the UFC is main event material

Why not make Jessica Eye the main event then?

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>>74212995

>>74212153
Good God id have no problem grabbing her by the pussy with him standing right there

It would be worth the coma

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so can we all agree to never use a canadian heem thread ever again because clearly he is dying to be OP is the cause of thread wars?

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>>74213028
So if I started a new thread right now there'd be no problem with it? You're shitting up the thread on purpose all the time when there are already OPs. Creating a new OP when there's already an OP is the very definition of starting a thread war.

You might be the worst poster on all of /heem/ except for the scat spammer.

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>>74212153
>tfw no qt green eyes blond slav to preg.

>>74213085
>So if I started a new thread right now there'd be no problem with it?
oh wow look how much your argument has changed

if only there was a phrase to describe what you are doing hmmm

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>Hello, /heem/? We need to speak.

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>>74213111
It stared with "the OP doesn't matter." You're the one moving the goalposts.

Early threads = cancer
Multiple OPs = cancer

>>74213157
>>74213157
>It stared with "the OP doesn't matter."
oh really can you go ahead and show me where it started

>>74211589
Whittaker vs Rockhold.

>>74211908
these two are adults, not impressionable teenage boys

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>>74213175
>creating a new thread is not starting a thread war
Early threads and duplicate threads cause thread wars. Stop shitting up /heem/

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any heem thread created before the current thread has hit 500 posts is competing with the current thread. its an unnecessary duplicate thread

>>74213213
I don't start threads wars and the OP doesn't matter

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>OP does not matter
>let me be responsible for /heem/ threads
>i'll make them 40 posts early so that nobody else can
>if they do i reply to myself and report other thread

Herb Dean vs CM Phill Brooks Punk

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>>74213229
You create OPs when there's already an OP and the bump limit hasn't reached 500. That's called starting a thread war.

If the OP doesn't matter to you then it should be really easy for you to stop doing this.

>>74213256
the OP doesnt matter

>>74213266
>the OP doesnt matter
such an easy reply from a young edgelord

>>74213258
>That's called starting a thread war.
no it isn't

this reminds me of how the left always tries to say that the definition of racism is a combination of power plus whatever the fuck

nope, it isn't lol

>>74213280
>i must be the OP at all costs

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i think its time to filter canada. this thread has been completely derailed by one shitposter regurgitating the same thing over and over. we can stop now, filter their whole country, and get back to MMA discussion

What does "CM" Punk stand for?

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>>74213293
MMA doesn't matter

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>>74213300
>>74213300
lesbians don't matter

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>>74213293
filter the phrases "OP", "sperg", "adan", "scat", and "schaub"

>>74213313
filters dont matter

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>>74213309
Based Cup Noodle Man doesn't matter

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>>74213320
you don't matter

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>>74213325
Anik doesn't matter

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>>74213309
im just realizing how weird she looks

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>>74213331
Head movement doesn't matter

Oh wait it kind of does

(You)s don't matter

>>74213374
looking back, that fight looks weird as fuck. the way her head keeps snapping back from those jabs almost looks fake. i cannot see her ever coming back

>>74211898
those arent the right main card fights. ricci vs felder is on the prelim

>>74213407
main card doesn't matter

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>>74213391
She stood right in front of Nunes and took it. Not convinced she ever would've beaten Nunes but I think she kind of froze up as soon as she got hit. Would've been interesting to see if she still could've smashed somebody like Pena in a tune-up.

>>74213431
i honestly dont think she could even make it through a camp any more. shes gotta be done mentally. she has nothing to fight for any more. she wanted to be undefeated then she wanted redemption. what does she have left?

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Holm should have won 49-46?

https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/831175337908199429
>Rewatched the Holly Holm vs JDR fight. It's not even a debate who won. I have it Holly 49-44 (points taken) 49-46 without #ufc208

>>74213431
I would be shocked if she didn't beat Pena given that getting the fight to the floor immediately is Pena's objective in every fight she's ever had.

>Bisping said on the MMA Hour that he and GSP have reached an agreement for a fight in June
Holy shit. Bisping's going to beat the WW GOAT after he already beat the MW GOAT. Could Jon Jones be next?

>>74213460
she should have won 49-43, actually

take a point for the first late shot, take two points for the second

>>74213407
>those arent the right main card fights. ricci vs felder is on the prelim

ufc.com says it's on the main card

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>>74213459
There's nowhere to go, she's just another fighter now that the mystique is gone. Kinda sad but she did have her time in the sun.

>>74213460
That's what I mean, the styles mesh perfectly for her and it would've answered a lot of questions and removed any excuses for losing to Nunes.

"the OP matters"

>>74213460
Schaub is a fucking retard

You are both muslims.

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>>74213583
Is there something wrong with that, whiteboi?

>>74213431

She would have beat Pena.

Can't believe people gave her a chance against Nunes though, especially the Ausfailian

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"The OP matters"

-No one, ever

"The Op doesn't matter but I'm such a huge sperg I always want to be the one who makes it"

-Someone with an IQ of 70

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>>74213596
Pena is the only top 5 fighter I can see her beating. I could honestly see Pennington beating her at this point. She'll never be a top fighter again, assuming she even fights again.

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>>74213609
visual representation

>>74213596
You said Anderson Silva would lose lol.

>>74213627
He did.

>>74213627

No I didn't I said he was gonna win.

>>74213626
>Now, be honest, Did you create the next OP 40+ to be first, Spergy?
>Yeahhhhh

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walk up on me again

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there will be no foolishness on my mat

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you grasp what i just did

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>>74213620
Pic related lel

I'd like to see a rematch with Zingano in a 5-rounder, could be some spice. Otherwise it's blowout losses to the best or grind-out wins against weak opposition.

Doesn't JJ walk around way above the WSW limit? Might be an interesting match if she isn't too small.

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let there will be no engagement today

>>74213693

The Ausfailian said Ronda would beat Shevchenko lol

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>>74213667
>>74213678
>>74213686
>yo tiki
>he called us straight bitches and walked away

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>>74213693
>wmma

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>>74213626
>>74213658
>And everyone made fun of you, didn't they?
>Y-y-yeahhh....
>And you wanted to get back at them didn't you?
>Y-y-yeahhh....
>So you saved pictures, didn't you? Some pictures you found on the internet?
>...
>Remember spergy, the pictures of the penises. Some of them had fecal matter, or, I mean, poo, on them. Do you remember posting those?
>Y-yeah....
>Because you thought that would even the score for them making fun of you?
>Y-y-yeah...
>Okay spergy, you need to go back to your cell now
>C-c-can I check /heem/? T-they might be near the post limit. T-they might n-need me to post the op.
>No spergy

>>74213699
Given how she performed in the Pena fight, it's entirely possible.

>>74213699
>>74213710

is shevchenko doesnt have too much wear and tear from her earlier career she could absolutely crush a title reign for a while

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>>74211016
i forgot Kyra is fighting this week

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>>74213693
Meant to post this pic

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>>74213686
>>74213678
le lol le move back away hahha a laalahahha

>>74213693
I think Nunes would heem Zingano in a rematch, I think Nunes' grappling game has improved since then and that Zingano has declined as a natural consequence of her time off and pregnancy

Joanna competed at 125 pounds prior to her UFC career, and the video I managed to find of her cutting weight makes it seem like she does cut a decent amount of weight. I still think Nunes would have a significant size advantage, though. That and her grappling skills would make me pick her in that matchup.

Here's the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoj6hBuHU08

>>74213374
Whats happening here?

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>>74211773
She cries a lot over everything but shes still the p4p best voice

>>74213723

Ronda may actually come back and fight Pena.

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>>74213706
>trying to frame me as the scat spammer
honestly pathetic

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RIP all those cheeky tenners hahahahahaha

>>74213768
I love how all those "BOETSCH REALLY COULD PULL IT OFF" fags were nowhere to be seen once the fight started.

>>74213744
She sounds like she was molested as a child.

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Rate my OC, /heem/
>>74212985

>reposting a post in the next thread because it got a lot of (you)s in the last thread

heem will never be great

Can't believe people believe Derrick Lewis is gonna win.

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>>74213734
Should've specified that I meant Pena. Nunes is much, much rougher matchup for JJ since she's got a decent jab and tons of power.

Agree about Nunes-Zingano II although it's one of only a handful of WBW fights with the potential to be really entertaining.

>>74213769
>What did he mean by this

>>74213797

If Amanda beats Shevchenko, she should move up and fight Cyborg at 145.

>>74213796
he's going to, then he will take ronda and have her on a daily weight cut

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>>74213802
I'd rather see a Shevchenko rematch first. 145 was a mistake.

>>74213824

Read what I said again lad.

>>74213797
No way that dude's natty.

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>>74213839

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>>74213802
Shevchenko should be fighting at 125. Cyborg would just toss her around.

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>>74213836

>>74213849

Dude I said Amanda should fight Cyborg, not Shevchenko.

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>>74213868
kek

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>TFW your girl was poised to be a star, but one big mistake in the biggest fight of her career ruined everything, and now she probably cant compete at the top anymore

>>74213912
who is this about? i honestly cant tell. Cyborg?

>>74213912
whom is this? zingano?

>>74213796
Schaub took Browne down, the guy is trash, if you ignore his meme elbows win he has nothing.

>>74213912
Pena?

>>74213928
kek

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>>74213917
>>74213924
yes. She put away Tate and Nunes in awesome violent fashion (which were also two of the best womens' fights in the UFC), but started off dumb against Rousey and blew it. Now she has been away for too long and is not getting any younger, as her fight with Pena proved

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>>74213948
How could Pena possibly be someone's girl? She's unbearable, listening to her talk for any extended period of time instantly makes you hate her.

>>74213928
>Schaub took Browne down

I don't remember this happening. And it's not like Lewis is a wrestler.

>>74213963
Booty makes men do strange things.

>>74213966
He had Browne in his guard when the ref maliciously stopped the fight.

>>74213963

No it doesn't. Her confidence is hot.

>>74213970

lol

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>>74213971
>Her confidence is hot.
there's a difference between being confident and being a crazy bitch, lad

>>74213970
there are plenty of WMMA fighters out there with better asses, though

we all agree that ass >>>>>>> tits, right

>>74213983

Her confidence is hot

>>74213953
You Zingano fans mystify me. Do you find her attractive? And if so, how? She looks like she lives in a fucking trailer and has 4 kids by 5 different men. She's got that Maury Show face that she puts her McDonald's drive-thru makeup on and it just fucking disgusts me.

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>>74212402
>buy rate record
>doesn't include the fighter that is by far the biggest draw

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>>74213993
She's as entertaining as she is trailer trash. Her fights with Nunes, Pena, and Tate were all high-quality scraps, nobody else in the division gets into those kinds of wars.

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>>74213993
keep telling yourself that gayboi

>>74214017

>Muh scraps

So she's just female Robbie Lawler, except for the one time it mattered where she ran into clinch up with a third degree black belt judoka

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>>74214026
THATS the picture you choose to prove that shes hot? wtf is wrong with you?

>>74212164
>Kadryov is an oligarch btw
Bit of an understatement.

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>>74214030
>comparing someone to robbie lawler as an insult
fake fight fan detected

>>74214034
>Doesn't like high-test milfs
And again I say, gayboi