/heem/ fk schwob edition

First for The Hybrid.

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>>74010080
who

>>74010109
Glad you asked!

That is Brendan Schaub, the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (http://www.tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!

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>that feel when the fighting pride of Australia misses weight

Bec you dumb motherfucker

>TFW Jan Blachowicz will never put it all together and become poland's first male ufc champion

why even live

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>>74010161
Don't talk bad about bec

she is a qt

>>74010168
Remember when he was beating the fuck out of Gustaf his son?

>>74010181
I hate her but she's hot as fuck
post more friendo.

>>74010181
The fat ratchet fuck shouldn't have enhanced her tits without checking to see if she could make weight first.

>>74010186
lol gus should just hang them up

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i could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

bet your life savings on tecia torres via decision over bec

genuine free money.

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>>74010194

>>74010223
You're probably right.
Besides being disgusting, diseased looking and having a horrible personality, Bec Rawlings is also a terrible fighter.

>>74010186
If jan had good TDD or wrestling he would be a legit threat.

>>74010244
How come he looked mediocre vs his other opponents and suddenly looked like a killer vs Gus

>>74010233
MORE

>>74010256
all I got pal, google is your friend

>>74010270
):

>>74010251
He knocked out Latifi in one round and was beating corey anderson on the feet. He's had his moments.

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You are now aware that Koscheck is still a fighter and will try to get his first win since forever in 2 weeks.

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DRONES EXISTED SINCE WW2, NOW HIGHLY ADVANCED AND WIDELY DEPLOYED

OCEAN UNDER THE MOON

STANLEY KUBRICK FAKED MOON LANDING WITH GOVERNMENT HELP

OBELISK ON PHOBOS

INTERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS ARE REAL

STARS ACT AS GATEWAYS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS

HUMANITY ARE THE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS FOR MACHINE CONSCIOUSNESS

HUMANS ARE CONNECTED TO OTHER DIMENSIONS...SOMEHOW

(((ELITE))) PEDOPHILE TECHNOCRATS ARE THE GLOBALISTS - PIZZAGATE & COMET WAS TO DISCREDIT ATTEMPTS AT INVESTIGATION

(((ELITES))) INCLUDE BILDERBERG GROUP, CLUB OF ROME, DAVROS, SOROS

(((ELITES))) TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL BEINGS

THESE LOW-FREQUENCY BEINGS ARE PSYCHIC VAMPIRES

(((ELITES))) WANT TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY AND WIPE OUT REMAINS WITH BIOWEAPONS [VACCINES?]

GOOGLE IS HELPING (((ELITES))) BUILD A PSYCHIC HIVEMIND-POWERED MATRIX CAPABLE OF VIEWING THE FUTURE VIA SUBDIMENSIONAL FOLD-SPACE WITH THE INTENT OF MANIPULATING THE TIMELINE

FACEBOOK IS ILLUMINATI, ATTEMPTING TOTAL INFORMATION CONTROL

HAARP WEATHER MODIFICATION USING SERIES OF SATELLITES AND SUBMARINES - WEATHER WARS

LEGAL CHEMTRAIL AND BIOLOGICAL WEAPON TESTING ON CITIZENS

JFK KILLED FOR TRYING TO STOP SECRET SOCIETIES

NEIL ARMSTRONG KILLED FOR TRYING TO SPEAK ABOUT SECRET SPACE PROGRAM

OBAMA'S MOTHER WAS SEX OPERATIVE

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http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/2/14492034/alexa-grasso-i-m-really-far-from-ufc-title-shot-against-joanna

SHOOK

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chidi "chidi bang bang" njukoani

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7IMwop3RHs

>>74010291
Really ? I though that he was retired, he supposedly made good business investments and is loaded with cash

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>‘Home boy’s taking so long that I had to go and do something else,’ said Holloway. ‘ I’m going to be shooting a movie now so we’ll see what happens. We got a much longer time to find him. Ya know, I’m gonna be doing this movie called Den of Thieves and, ya know, you guys got more time to find him now.’

Strip Max immediately

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>>74010314
Nice

Easiest way to spot a 205er

>Stipe didnt tap

GRASSO HAD TO GO NUDE TO MAKE WEIGHT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>>74010398
Ahhh the weight, bane of Mexican fighters everywhere

>>74010384

You can't refuse Lellator money apparently. He signed a couple years ago but didn't fight for whatever reason and I guess he still has to honor it.

>>74010398
WEBM??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

where are you getting this info from

>>74010448
-38:57

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-104-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-10-a-m-et-1-1

>>74010479
>americans afraid of nudity

>>74010479
>>74010482
>Americans clapping when someone makes weight

>>74010479

>-38:57

Americans incharge of time

>there will be no ceremonial weigh-ins later in the day for UFC Fight Night 104.

>>74010186
>>74010251
>beating the fuck out of Gustaffson
>looked like a killer
Were we watching the same fight?

>>74010496
He turned gus into a wrestler

I watched it live maybe im remembering it wrong

Bec Rawlings will be fined 20% of her purse

She made $14,000 in her last fight lol

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How do I achieve Gamebred mode lads ?

>>74010502

>getting brain damage for 14k

kek

>>>/s/17283178

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>>74010517
>cherrypicking an angle
Eat steaks if you want to get Bigg

>>74010522
that paige vanzant ground and pound
it looked like she was trying to kill a spider

>>74010525

>implying newfags will know who Aunt Laurie is

>>74010500
Fucking Hollanders, Gus EASILY beat Jan by exploiting a major weakness.

>>74010534
The way I saw the fight was that Black-owitz was fucking up Gus on the feet so Gus had to find an alternative; wrestling

any korean zombie webms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0eE5kAm__w

>>74010542
Calling some a killer and saying they were fucking somebody up is really strong language. He was having some success there yeah, but I don't remember him hurting Gus much. If anything Gus looked really impressive because Jan couldn't do shit once he was on the floor.

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DMT IS THE LIFEFROCE OF LIFE

JOE SON DO IS A MADE UP MARTIAL ART BASED JOE SON's NAME

TAKE YOUR ONNIT 5x A DAY

JAMIE PULL THAT UP

JAMIE PULL IT OUT

IN VIRTUAL REALITY NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM

BOUGHT A SUPPLEMENT AT GNC. GAINED 30 POUNDS OF MUSCLE IN TWO WEEKS.MY PENIS DIED

HE SHOOTS HIMSELF UP WITH TESTOSTERONE ON A WEEKLY BASIS — "IT'S WHAT FIGHTERS GET IN TROUBLE FOR, BUT, OBVIOUSLY, I'M NOT COMPETING. I JUST LIKE THE IDEA THAT I'M CHEATING OLD AGE AND DEATH, ALTHOUGH, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T CHEAT IT FOREVER"— AS WELL AS HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE. IF HE'S DRAGGING A LITTLE, HE'LL POP A NUVIGIL, A VARIANT OF THE FOCUS-IMPROVING DRUG THAT FIGHTER PILOTS USE.

"A LARGE HUNK OF GINGER ABOUT THE SIZE OF A CHILD'S THUMB," FOUR CLOVES OF GARLIC, AN APPLE AND SOME COCONUT OIL. TASTES LIKE CRUD. "BUT AFTER YOUR BODY DIGESTS IT," HE SAYS, "YOU'RE LIKE, 'WHOA, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF STUFF TO WORK WITH HERE.'"

I'M 5'11

(raping the air with his crotch)DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS Y'ALL

I THINK YOU'D BE SURPRISED. I THINK HE'D FUCK YOU UP

I EAT HEALTHY

EDDIE PASS ME THE BLUNT,ALEX PASS ME THE WHISKEY

WE'RE GOING TO BURGER KING AFTER THIS RIGHT?

“ONE OF THEM IS REAL. ONE OF THEM IS PEOPLE BATTLING FOR THEIR LIVES IN THE MOST DIFFICULT CONTENT IN ALL OF SPORTS. THE OTHER IS SOME WEIRD, ****** JERK-OFF THING WHERE STRANGE GUYS SIT IN FRONT OF THE TV AND PRETEND THEY DON’T KNOW ITS FAKE. YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW. YOU SHUT THAT PART OF YOUR BRAIN OFF.”

NAGANNOU,CHEICK,RAMPAGE,JONES OR CHAEL COULD FUCK MY WIFE NO PROBLEM

>>74010570
m8 everyone thought pre fight that Gus was going to TKO the dude

>>74010517
Eat McDonalds with your street fighting earnings. Then go run box and wrestle. Easy money,easy work all day.

>>74010573
I don't want to get into an autistic last word battle but I really don't see what that has to do with anything.

>>74010590
Its not about that im just trying to explain to you as to why I said that

In hindsight he looked like a killer because it was unexpected he would win on the feet

Why did Bas Rutten abandon The Netherlands for California?

>>74010599
Comfy weather and career oppurtunities

would move too in a heartbeat tb h

>>74010599

Hes a commie

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>>74010596
How can a 'killer' spend 9/10ths of a fight on his back throwing up armbars that instantly get shut down?
Besides, he wasn't looking like Rumble out there. That's a killer striker mate.

>>74010599
If you have the money, who wouldn't?

>>74010619
>moving to the worst state in the country

>>74010389
Max "Hollywood" Hollyday

>>74010363
What PEDs does Joanna take. Honestly,. which ones?

Another BJJ rib-injury, lads. Could use a meme or two to feel better

>>74010624
Most populated state so for him it was the best place to start a gym

Wouldve done the same and then moved once I had saved up some cash

>>74010479
>americlaps

>>74010629
if you're not happy living in your beautiful country you'll never be happy, bro

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>>74010552

>>74010533
i am aunt laurie

paige vanzant is literally not attractive and she is a piss poor fighter they need to stop pushing her

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>>74010628
>Could use a meme or two

"Tony Ferguson"

>>74010654
you are a sad act

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>>74010653

You can't really "push" a fighter who keeps losing.

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>>74010661
what does this have to do with tony ferguson

>>74010589
>All you need to win a fight on the street is a really good sucker punch and a good 50 yard dash

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>>74010599
he wants to make money with some commies

>>74010668
taking multiple webms from a fight nearly five years old is sad

>>74010666
>penn
>nick
>conduit
>arlovski

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>Feb 18, M-1 Challenge 74: Yusupov vs. Puetz

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>>74010674
someone was asking for webm requests because they wanted to test out their webm making capabilities and I requested some webms from ferguson vs johnson
what exactly is sad about that

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73244904/#q73245428

>>74010685
I misread your intentions, sorry

Imagine combing through the archives so one anonymous faggot doesn't think you might be a liar

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>>74010675

I give you Condit, BJ is a special case because history, Nick lost like two times against goats and Arlovski isn't really pushed but he has the same special treatment as BJ.

Page doesn't really compare there. At least Condit is a good fighter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyryRJ0tTb4

>>74010714
conduit is a meme fighter

>>74010642
I hate living in this boring af flat country

Its not the people but just the way that this country looks just depresses me. From young we get fed the american way of living through the media

I want to live innawoods and hunt elk bro not to live in this grey urban shity country

>>74010735

A good meme fighter.

>>74010730

Why does Tyron always corner himself? He never really seems to care about ring control.

>>74010735
He's not a meme, he's genuinely flashy but doesn't have much of a ground game.

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What did he mean by this?

>>74010784
Conduit is a meme with his meme """""""""""""kicks""""""""""""""

>>74010777
Tyron has elite wrestling and great leg kicks but he prefers to wait and unleash his right hand. This is really exploitable as show by Marquardt and Rory.

>>74010790
Is GSP bull tier? is he the one exception?

>>74010804
He's like Pettis, who was also legit but had major holes in his game. Nobody almost finishes GSP with a "meme" kick.

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>>74010314
yeah dude, there's this theory that all that stuff was a hallucination fueled by DMT

>>74010784
>doesn't have much of a ground game.

not true, his ground game is actually pretty good he just has very poor TDD.

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>>74010808
He's gay tier, lusting for BBC

Do you guys think the groundswell for a Woodley/Wonderboy rematch is due to 'the right guy' not getting the victory even though it was a draw where he eked out a few rounds and had the absolute shit beaten out of him in two others?

>>74010627
Being a devout polish catholic qt

Performance
Enhancing
Deity

>>74010777
I think Woodley once said that it's a "strategy" to have his back against the fence. Not a very good one, if the MacDonald fight is any evidence.

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>>74010784
>He's not a meme, he's genuinely flashy but doesn't have much of a ground game.

Why was Jake Shields cut?

>>74010845
carmont looks like black khabib there

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>>74010855
I think he does it to preserve his stamina although I feel like I've seen other Doofusport guys do it.

>>74010840
This.

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>>74010862
He's to real for this shit, Stockton 209 dats wassup

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How long is Cerrone out for?

>>74010848

I think any championship fight that ended in a draw would have a big push for a rematch. I do think that if everything was reversed (ie. wonderboy defended against Woodley and it ended in a draw) there might be a bit less of a push because Wonderboy seems to have more fans than woodley, but I think even most of those fans would agree that if you only keep your belt on a technicality then the other guy deserves another crack at it.

>>74010939
6 weeks

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>Hey, Hey You! Yeah you! You looking at my tats?

What do?

>>74010805
>>74010855

Oh right, blacksplosion.

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>>74010939
sup colton

forever, i hope

>>74010981
"yeah i am you degenerate manlet"

>>74010981
Heem him while saying "no amount of tattoos can hide your manlet status."

>>74010955
It's hardly a technicality when the scorecards should have been 47-46, Woodley was almost robbed blind.

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>>74010784
>but doesn't have much of a ground game

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Post Grasso

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>>74010848
Thompson is a lot more likeable and I think people want to see Woodley drop the belt to him.

Was close enough to merit a rematch at some point but Maia is way more deserving. I have no idea wtf was going on with that draw, redoing the scorecards after the winner was announced was sketchy as fuck.

>>74010848
lol no. the first fight was scored a draw (pretty controversially) and it's still probably the most exciting match to make considering the alternative is demian maia getting fucking HEEM'd

the matchmakers didn't make this rematch because they what a white superstar as WW champ. if that's what you're implying. t-wood is just as lucrative as wonderboy as champ, he promises many exciting battles. only downside is Rory shit on him and Rory has gone to bellator, but casuals don't know that

>>74011036
Rory should be fighting Woodley but they let him go to Bellator.

>>74010939
did he accidentally click m4w instead of m4m?

would be a decent m4m ad

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>>74011033
roided cunt desu

>>74011059

How insecure and fat do you have to be to think that's a roided physique?

>>74011059
literal perfection

anyone put some shekels on bets for korean zombie comeback card?

i have a few parlays and a few one offs on underdogs

>>74011045
Been wondering when Thompson's going to fight again, he signed with Bellator ages ago. Hopefully he's giving his nose enough time to heal up properly.

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>>74011066
this is how she looked a few years ago

>>74011045
>Rory should be fighting Woodley

nope

>>74011038
I really wasn't implying anything about race, moreso just that Wonderboy is way more popular than Woodley.

Does anyone else think Woodley deliberately plays up the uppity negro stereotype?

>>74011099

Yes and? Do you think you need roids to get abs? Really kid?

>>74011108
usada will vindicate me t.bh

>Anthony Hamilton (258.5) vs. Marcel Fortuna (210.5)

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>>74011104

>When a white fighter is loud, brash and arrogant then they're based
>When it's a black fighter they're an "uppity nigger"

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top non-american MMA promotion?

>>74011115

>HW vs. LHW

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>>74011120
>he doesn't know about Derrick "Black Beast" Lewis

casual

>>74011120
Come on lad there's more to it than that, Woodley talks about race at every oppurtunity even when it doesn't make sense. He must be putting it on.
He's not even particularly loud or brash in most interviews either.

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>>74011132
>not refering to him as DERRICK "it is what it is" LEWIS

sad desu

>>74011113
so she wasn't roiding when she had no drug testing but is when she has usada testing lmao

>>74011137

So the fact that he talks about race is what triggers you.

>>74011122
Pure size is probably One
Most fun to watch is Rizin
Talent pool is probably M1

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>>74011120
>when it's a white champ he just minds his own business
>when it's a black champ he shouts everyone is a racist from the rooftops

>>74011154
>he just minds his own business

Like Magrega?

>>74011147
Woah man you've got me all wrong, I like Woodley. I just think he's putting on a character to sell fights, like Conor but without the personality.

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>>74011143

>>74011163

You just said he plays up the uppity nigger stereotype, which usually means loud and outspoken, now you're back tracking saying it's a character, when you pretty much clearly get triggered whenever a non-white person is the one talking about race.

>Why is this nigger talking about racism when it doesn't exist

The irony

>>74011151
>Pure size

What exactly do you mean by this? Reach of the promotion, number of fighters under contract...?

>>74011183
gonna vomit

>>74011185
First one, they have broadcast contracts throughout Asia and the Anglosphere and get sponsored by Disney films. I don't have any hard numbers so that's all I'm going by though.

>>74011180
You're being silly and deliberately misinterpreting me.

>>74011216

Sure thing bud

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>I'm ready for whoever they put in front of me next.

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>>74011099
The classic sign of steroid use is huge traps. Check out pic related, they look like shoulder muscles even though they're on his back sticking way up like giant ridges. Virtually every single fighter that popped post-USADA had this same look and a lot of guys that didn't pretty clearly lost their giant trap muscles after random testing was implemented. Same goes for a lot of the dudes that came over from Pride.

Obviously there are many different types of PEDs and I'm sure there are ways to cheat without dramatic changes to your physique but it's still pretty easy to spot the big-time juicers.

>>74010862
He was just another guy

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>Hey dana white I think I deserve that bonus tonight

>>74010981
"Why is this guy staring at my knees?"

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>>74011225
did she use steroids too?

>>74011115
Marcel Fortuna is great whilst Hamilton is some wlwl guy against low competition

>>74011245
>obsessed with fitness middle aged woman

Probably

>tfw everyone who is even decently on shape is roiding according to /heem/, even a 115 lbs woman

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>>74011225

>>74011244
kek

>>74011183
would breed/10

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>>74011243
60 GEES BEBEHHHH HAHAHHHH

>>74011000
>>74011004
>>74011244
t.insecure manlets

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>>74011180
I'm literally a white nationalist and Woodley is my boy.

>>74011257
Everyone's on steroids lad

>>74011079
I always put shekels breh.

I have Parlay of Trukilla and Fortuna, then herring and Jung for that intuition bux, then Tanaki by dec and andrade

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>>74011260

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*calls out guy with one UFC fight despite being a ranked fighter*

>>74011278
t. projecting manlet

>>74011279
I tip my fedora to you

>>74011247
He's a natural LHW submission guy fighting a huge heavyweight wrestler
I'm pretty sure Hamilton isn't bad enough to lose that fight

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>>74011206
I also enjoy the fact that they upload their full cards on Youtube couple days after. I guess they are also available through fight pass because the UFC wants to become like an MMA general around the globe, not just a fighting promotion. Business-wise is bretty solid choice imo.
And don't forget the girls. How would Askren do in UFC?

>>74011294
Hamilton just got subbed from poor technique, imagine soneobe with proper technique pit against him.

>>74010981
"Yes, I think they're cool as heck!"

>>74011294
>I'm pretty sure Hamilton isn't bad enough to lose that fight

He's gonna get subbed

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>>74011260
I reckon.

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why did albu quit mma?

>>74011316
godly traps

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>>74011257

>>74011295
>that underboob

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Weekend Bets for Max value:

Andrade Inside The Distance (By Submission if feeling cheeky)
Fortuna Inside The Distance
Skelly/Torres/Grasso Parlay
Torres & Grasso to win on points

MUGA!

>>74011310
That's a bit unfair, Ngannou could rip a normal man's arm out of his socket. I guess we'll wait and see how the fight plays out though.

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>>74011270
Why did he say 60 ? Didn't he knew that bonuses are 50 ? Was it greed ? Was it foreshadowing of things to come ?

>>74011290
Height and weight

>>74011343

>Was begging for 60k on prelims a few years back
>Now wants 100 million to box for 25 minutes

Wew

>>74011311
t.sage northcutt

>>74011354
190cm 80kg

lads i slaughtered my right shoulder in sparring

what do

>>74011372
>lads i slaughtered my right shoulder in sparring
pull your arm out and double your reach, they won't be expecting it

>>74011372
go to an asian massage place

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>>74011288
Marshman is legit, though
He's a former Cage Warriors champion and just beat one of the better fighters in the division in Magnus Cedenblad

once again heem, the wanna be tough guy thread is full of the brim with manlets, i cant walk 5 metres without hitting a manlet in here. we should rename this /manlet/

>>74011343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMkkfuSizc4

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>>74011310
>Hamilton just got subbed from poor technique

by Ngannou, not somebody 40 pounds lighter than him

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>>74011336
>Fortuna
kek

>>74011385

Alls I'm saying is if you're a ranked fighter you should be calling out people above you not below you. He stands to lose a lot if he loses to this guy.

>>74011366
Chubby cunt

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>>74011366
this guy is your same height and 4kg heavier

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>Betting on Fortuna
don't fall for this, lads
he's a LHW who really isn't exceptional on the ground at all
he's a reject from the Joanna-Claudia TUF season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A14xoI51zj8
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>>74011414
>Chubby
m8, i'm a lanklet

>>74011414
>tfw 187cm and nearly 100kg

I'm a big guy

>>74011432
p-pretty much what I look like

>>74011441

You're a fat guy

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>>74011285
Yeah...looks to me like she's been on and off the sauce at different times. Interestingly enough her performance hasn't seemed to have corresponding ups and downs s far as I can tell.

>>74011470
>0 (zero) UFC finishes

>>74011455
for (You)

>>74011489
If you finish your opponents, they win.

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>>74011470

>>74011510

Lol I knew her face reminded me of a cartoon

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>>74011489
Hardly surprising, it's WSW. JJ is one of the only chicks that can actually strike and she's 2 for 7

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>>74011516

where can i rewatch ufc 205?

>>74011523
lel jj lands flush head kicks that don't knock women don't

>>74011523
>blackbelt bjj
>no submisions

>>74011440
Not at that weight you're not. I'm the same height, 160 pounds and look fat

>>74011532
ufc.tv

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Cody is muscular
Walks around at 160
Has cool tattoos
Perfect girlfriend
Idolised by millions
Best boxer and wrestler in the UFC

And all you can do is call him a manlet..

>>74011594

manlet

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horny to the whore™

it's raining here and i don't feel like going out

i guess i'll browse dank maymays with you lads

can't trane either because shoulder injury

JUST

>>74011549
>I'm the same height, 160 pounds and look fat
you should be auschwitzmode m8

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How do you guys feel about Vick vs Trujillo?

When is Cruz going to come out of the closet?

>>74011627
Vick will box him up. Dariush is a killer and that one loss shouldn't tarnish vicks reputation.

>>74011636
probably before he drops his album

>>74011613
keep posting this milf

>>74011627
I feel like Trujillo is a solid fighter with a lot of experience. He should be able to wrestlefuck Vick

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>>74011636

Too intelligent to like men

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>>74011636
When Trump legalizes Man and Energy Drink marriage

do octagon girls know about shrinkage?

>>74011594
Dude, he's 5'8. I see a lot of women taller than that every day.
Did you ever wonder why heroes in movies are never small? You can't respect small people.

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>>74011655
is vick getting btfo tomorrow?

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Megan looks so cute on snapchat today!

>>74011690
Whose your favourite fighter?

>>74011690
>I see a lot of women taller than that every day.

Cause most of them are wearing heels and boots.

>>74011700

Looks like someone punched her, damn you Benavidez.

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how long will cyborg be suspended

>>74010955
Wrong. The champ defended his belt. Thompson failed to take it. He should have to get a couple wins before challenging the champ again

>>74011730

This.

>>74011115
how is this being sanctioned, thats almost 50lb difference

>>74011627
decent fight desu
>>74011658
unless he gasses, Vick also has a good amount of reach on him and a solid ground game

>>74011738
>solid ground game
wiki says he's a blue blet

>>74011690
>heroes in movies are never small

Tom Cruise

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does anyone like herrig?

>>74011746
weird, he trains with Lloyd Irivin and has a fair few subs

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reminder

>>74011746
Interesting. Mind telling me what belt Jon Jones is?

>>74011750
Tobey Maguire

>>74011594
>cool
>tattoos

pick one my friend

>>74011763
Black belt

>>74011763
eyepoke-jitsu black belt

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>>74011755
confirmed?

>>74011755
>Education: United Talmud Torahs of Montreal

>>74011752
Jaw is too masculine

2/10 I hate her

>>74011752
she can look very good sometimes

What's a king to a god?

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>>74011752
Some people like her quite a lot, actually.

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>>74011774

>h-h-e only wins cause of eye pokes

t.189er

>>74011787
HAHAHAHAHA

>>74011772
Jones is a high level wrestler though.
That+having a ridiculous size+strength advantage is enough to get subs on your opponents

>>74011752
yes

i would kiss her and feel her body

>>74011787

Typical 4chan poster

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How violent do you think their sexual intercourse get?

I can't imagine it any other way than that they're just brutally, violently ramming each other with strap-ons until they're both literally torn up.

>>74011225
>tfw large traps but totally natty

idk man it's my insertions and shit. Things like deadlifts, cleans, rows all seem to hit my traps as well

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>>74011786
a journeyman to a champion

>>74011787
kek

Which of the following statements is true

>DC is gay
>Nate is a retard
>Conor can beat Floyd

>No ceremonial weigh ins
>No fights tonight

>>74011787
is he dare I say, /ourguy/?

>>74011807

Calm down Michael Nong

>>74011807
>these low income mental defectives are allowed to adopt
>i'm not

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>>74011787

>>74011696
vick is 7 inches taller than abel, has a 6 inch reach advantage and a decent submission game that abel is susceptible to

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>>74011815
All of them, yeh

>>74011834

>i'm not

That's cause you're an obese NEET

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This triggers the beta

>>74011834
get a gf

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Bermudez vs Jung
Grasso vs Herrig
Vick vs Trujilo
Saint Preux vs Oezdemir
Hamilton vs Fortuna
Andrade vs Hill

>>74011863
no thanks only cucks get tied down to one woman

>>74011864
so many of those are mine

>>74011834
>fat neckbeard smelly guy with 3/4 shorts, guy fieri shirt and fedora comes into adoption agency

>g-g-give m-me k-k-kid, pls
>no

>these low income mental defectives are allowed to adopt
>i'm not

Hmm, really makes you think.

>>74011815
#2

>>74011808
What do you mean by insertions? How big are your traps? (no homo)

>>74011225

It's also the case that some people just react differently to steroids. You can have some guys who will do them and get the athletic benefits (increased strength, reduced recovery time etc) but in terms of physique will look pretty much the same. Some other guys you could put on the exact same cycle, have the same diet and training regimen, but they'll come out of it looking like shredded juicemonkeys.

This is why the eye test only works one way. Often you can tell that someone is roiding with 95% certainty just by looking at them and noting that they have massive delts/traps, tons of muscle at a crazy low bodyfat, etc - but you can't take "looking natural" as evidence that someone ISN'T roiding.

>>74011807
>women
>getting off to solely penetration
pick one, bohdan

>>74011875
I live on the ocean in Florida and I "retired" at 22 you zilch.

>>74011873
good job, you're an asshole and no one likes you. i bet you were the kid that nobody picked to play on their team so you tried to mess the game up

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> only cucks get tied down to one woman

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>>74011864
What's gonna be the goof image ? I'd like to suggest Alex Jones

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lads its snowing, Alexa weighed in naked, and I'm looking forward to the fights tomorrow

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>>74011889
could be, thats a hot spicy current meme. not really mma related tho. i was thinking grasso

>>74011887
i have a 2 year old daughter
lol you're so mad at the homo bashing

>>74011706
My city isn't that big, girls don't dress well enough to wear high heels here, just sneakers, and when they're not wearing sneakers, it's usually a hijab with sandals and shit.
>>74011701
Overeem.
>>74011750
Just an exception, but it's funny you brought him up, isn't it wonderful how they film him in certain angle to hide his manlet status during movies?

Did one of you goofs call into Stud Radio pretending to be TJ? Because that made MMA headlines

>>74011885
Being a NEET doesn't mean your retired.

>>74010161
>fighting pride is a slag sjw
>not that obese /box/er

>>74011730

Exactly, he kept it on a technicality. He didn't beat the fighter who challenged for the belt, but he didn't lose either, and the rules state that you have to lose to give up the belt.

I don't think Woodley is an undeserving champ - far from it, and I favour him in the rematch. But I think that having a championship fight end in a draw is a rare situation and one of the only circumstances where you can make a convincing case for an immediate rematch.

Race mixing and lesbianism this semen slurping sport isn't for me.

>Retired at 22

Is this the new codeword for NEET?

>>74011897
Sleep well little Canuck, enjoy the fights tomorrow.

>>74011878
People's muscles are not connected in 100% the same way in everyone, some people have longer/shorter bicep heads, different shaped abs, etc. My traps are just proportionally large and wide and go up my neck compared to others.

>>74011920
Watch him tell you how he made millions in 3 years after he left highschool

>>74011900
Competitor on a card only makes sense if he/she wins their fight

>>74011099
achievable progress fatty

>>74011941
He probably even dropped out, because he felt like Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.

>>74011954

You mean like Ngannou last week?

>>74011920
>being a hater for no reason when you don't know the guy

>>74010533
to the core