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OFFICIAL UFC ON FOX 22: VANZANT VS WATERSON THREAD #5 MAIN CARD EDITION
Anonymous
2016-12-18 01:03:36
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>Main Card (Fox): 8:00PM ET / 5:00PM PT / 1:00AM BST
5 Round Women's Strawweight Main Event:
Paige VanZant (7-2-0) vs. Michelle Waterson (13-4-0)
Welterweight
Sage Northcutt (8-1-0) vs. Mickey Gall (3-0-0)
Bantamweight
Urijah Faber (33-10-0) vs. Brad Pickett (25-12-0)
Welterweight
Alan Jouban (14-4-0) vs. Mike Perry (9-0-0)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1): 5:00PM ET / 2:00PM PT / 10:00PM BST
Light Heavyweight
Paul Craig def. Luis Henrique da Silva via rd 2 Submission(Armbar)
Featherweight
Cole Miller (21-10-0) vs. Mizuto Hirota (30-26,30-27,30-27)
Welterweight
Bryan Barberena (12-3-0) vs. Colby Covington (10-1-0)
Welterweight
Alex Morono def. James Moontasri via unanimous decision(29-28)
Lightweight
Josh Emmett def. Scott Holtzman via unanimous decision(29-28)
Women's Bantamweight
Leslie Smith def. Irene Aldana via unanimous decision(29-28,29-28,30-27)
>Fight Pass™ Early Prelims: 3:30PM ET / 12:30PM PT / 8:00PM BST
Bantamweight
Eddie Wineland def. Takeya Mizugaki via rd 1 TKO
Flyweight
Hector Sandoval def. Fredy Serrano via unanimous decision
Welterweight
Sultan Aliev def. Bojan Velickovic via split decision(28-29,30-27,30-27)
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Schaub is God
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PLATINUM HYPE
RIP JEWBAN
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/boys/
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>>73141781
post bunda
no rousey pls
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THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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anyman have acestream
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>tfw no big fatty fight fan gf
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/SAGE/
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>implying I wouldn't Joe Mixon these two dumb broads main eventing a UFC
kek, UFC is gonna fold in 5 years.
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Stipe tapped
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Don't any of you fat losers say anything about my girlfriend.
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only my stream showin a shit basketball game?
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Reminder that the Premier League had better heems today than UFC fox
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first for comet pizza van zant
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>>73141813
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WHEN IS SUPER SAGE FIGHTING IM AT FUCKING CHURCH
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I NEED A STREAM
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>>73141813
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>>73141794
>coral springs
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>>73141781
this is what happens when you play the witcher 3, is a 100 hour game, you dont have time to train.
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Had to dab away from my screen because of that "dance off"
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>this fucking weigh-in dance off cringe
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>>73141835
#NotMyChampion
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>>73141781
T Y B E
Y
B
E
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>>73141829
>when the heem is so supreme you let out a scream
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Opening crowdshot
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>>73141811
Who's the guy on the left
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>>73141811
>ywn enjoy a bud light with elite American fighters
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BASED BEARDED DOM
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>>73141851
That mexican chick plays witcher 3?
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karate hottie on the juice right? looking like that and training at jackson's.
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>mfw that danceoff
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>>73141851
Its a shitty game, hell, I got it for free when I bought my GPU and I still haven't booted it up even once.
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imagine being a fighter hours before your fight
you must feel so alive
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>>73141855
>Autism
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>>73141865
Bosse
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>>73141872
she was playing witcher 3 when she was cutting weight.
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>>73141861
Insane athleticism
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/PLATINUM/
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What you think about Sage Northcutt? Is he fully natty brah? Or on the gas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpejbCulbCQ
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Sage on his dad's product?
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>>73141861
How deep is his throbe down your throat?
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manlets are not real fighters. they are kids.
manlet fights = not real fights
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M I C K E Y
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>>73141864
Based ausbro with the crowd webms. We appreciate you m8.
There's gonna be some good crowd shots tonight. Sacramento peeps like to have a good time.
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>>73141864
me in the SF hat
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>mickey is a literal bum with 1 "legit" professional fight
>is the betting favorite against a literal martial arts phenom
sage is literally free money
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>>73141824
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>>73141894
Clearly juice, but still impressive
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GoldBerg is freaking out
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>>73141889
yea we'll see how athletic he is when he's trapped on the ground with the mickster sinking in a choke
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>>73141851
>tfw your processor is too shit to run w3 well....
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>>73141781
>Welterweight
>Bryan Barberena (12-3-0) vs. Colby Covington (10-1-0)
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>>73141894
he's a walking pharmacy
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>tfw getting commercials for a local lawyer named Jon Jones
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>coming to break bones and ruin lifes
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>>73141843
Really?
>>73141865
Villante
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>>73141880
>it's a shitty game
>hell, I haven't even played it
I don't even like the game but ok
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PERRY IS A FUCKING B E A S T
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Welterweight
Alan "Brahma" Jouban (14-4-0, USA) vs Mike "Platinum" Perry (9-0-0, USA)
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>>73141881
Or fucking terrified
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>>73141923
I refuse to acknowledge the result, that wasn't a ''''''fight'''''
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BASED
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Are there any fighters without awful tattoos?
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>>73141907
Post slip. Or do you have $1 on Sage.
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>>73141894
him and his sister have been raised on their father's secret sauce
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>>73141841
>>73141848
>>73141781
>ywn have a qt MMA gf who gets mad and beats you on a regular basis
why live?
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>a pack of lions perry
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>>73141938
>you now remember chris weidman
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>How many of these dudes are in here with me !?
LOLOLOL
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stream dead
who got another link?
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>>73141848
>She stomps at the end on purpose to make the booty quake
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>>73141936
wtf is that thing
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Isnt Jouban an Edgy Brah fighter?
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I'm so Platinum right now
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Platinum meme will end
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STAR PLATINUM MIKE PERRY
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>>73141956
>damn how many dudes are in here with me?
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>>73141907
Wait, what the fuck? How in the fuck can Mickey be the favourite to win?
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>>73141954
>airbrush vs reality
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Time to end this suffering, I need a minute to myself
So I can drift away
You will never get to me, what can't be done I'll do myself
So i can slip away and...
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MAN THIS IS A GOOD HYPE PROMO ISN'T IT
BASED UFC
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FUCK ZUFFA AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
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I wonder what happens if Jouban just decides to wrestle him for 3 rounds.
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>just ate a package of chicken nuggets
Damn I feel nasty.
Meanwhile my friends are at some bar partying
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>all those casuals barely entering the arena
Pathetic.
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Jouban's too dreamy for cage fighting.
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>>73141851
Most overrated game I can remember. It's an alright game but the praise it gets is ridiculous. The combat is shit. Slash, slash, roll, slash, slash, roll.
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>>73141898
>implying sage is gay
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>>73141973
son you have much to learn
Perry is like a dog from the underworld
he will not go down lightly
Jouban will be slept
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>Pack Of Lions
is this a new meme?
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>>73141979
>>>/asp/
and stay there
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>>73141979
i'm really not sure
just in outright bully power sage can vitor his ass
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>>73141980
Thank you, Sheev
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how the FUCK can anyone unironically think sage is not on steroids
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>>73141811
Is it ok to be gay for Wonderboy?
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Lads, I have $50 on my girl the Karate Hottie Michelle Waterston.
The PVZ era is over.
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Platinum bless this thread
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Why Mike don't know that lions comes in prides, not packs? He's white, right? Not some stupid nigger.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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get those perry memes out, he's about to be picked apart
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>>73141979
People are underrating Sage because he lost to Memearena.
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Is Mickey Gall a certified pussy magnet?
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>>73141979
Because casuals like you have actually heard of him and seen him fight and dominate, even if it was a pro wrestler
Can't say the same for Sage
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>NFL puts game on a saturday night
is the NFL shook?
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Who else here #liveinSacbutnotatshow?
I was thinking about going before the card was announced.
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>>73141998
Never gone on /asp/ in my life, mate.
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B O Y
O
Y
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>"He screams at you"
That's the best description of Perry
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>SPONSORED BY AMERICA'S NAVY: IN DEFENSE OF ALL WE HOLD DEAR
Literally the third reich
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CANT BE ROCKED
CANT BE SHOOK
WE HOT
WHEN WILL YOU MANLETS LEARN
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>>73141854
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>>73142025
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>>73142006
It's weird if you're not
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>People ITT doubting based PLATINUM
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Wew that advert was cringy
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>>73141781
>Welterweight
>Bryan Barberena (12-3-0) vs. Colby Covington (10-1-0)
MORON
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>>73142026
death to all manlets
INSHALLAH
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>>73142037
this
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>This guy was an unknown 4 months ago now people are bambling over themselves to watch him fight
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
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>>73141998
how did you know that was an /asp/ girl anon? Surely it isn't because YOU are a mandramafag?
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Perry probably likes this song too desu
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>>73142016
>Because casuals like you
Why am I the casual if I know he'll lose and think it's retarded that he's the favourite?
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Perry dies within 15 minutes starting now.
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>>73141781
Are you mad I took your job for the first 4 threads?
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Perry meme is kill
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>>73141967
those are her actual finger nails btw
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>>73141572
Not like I'll tell you, frog posting brit bong. But the side effect is that it causes chilling and dulling of sensitivity in the extremities, this includes the dick.
>>73141633
If that girl in the middle got a breast augmentation, she needs to see a better surgeon to help realign her breasts so you can't fit your entire palm between them.
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>>73142041
>ThatOneCodyFan
cringy
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>>73142051
>>>/asp/
you effeminate yuro twink
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>>73142024
wonderboy has girl hands
stipe is built like a tree stump
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>>73142055
Sorry, but you're not really denying it are you?
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RIP Jouban
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i made this
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Jesus Alan is fucking shredded.
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https://twitter.com/DinThomas/status/810290039016083456
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HERE WE GO
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>California will never know how to party again after tonight
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THOUGHT
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this fight is giving me that SHOOK feeling lads
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Is that platinum's gf in his corner?
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What kind of job can you get with a face tattoo?
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My body is ready
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>>73142031
Goddamn Michelle's body is great.
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>>73142081
UFC BTFO
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Perry is really embracing the memes
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>"My favorite Urijah Faber moment was when Jose battered his leg for 5 rounds"
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>>73142015
Gall's much more attractive than Sage imo
Sage looks like a scaled up teenager, I don't want that between my legs
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JOUBAN SHITTING HIS PANTS
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is edgy brah cornering jouban?
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Pt
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KEEP THE MEME ALIVE
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>>73142093
construction, yard work or car repair
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Just bet everything on Jouban lads.
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You're in club and this guy slaps your gf ass
what do?
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>>73142095
he for sure follows the Patrick Bateman beauty routine
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PLATINUM BLESS
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LET'S GO BOY
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FUCK FUCK FUCK I DON'T WANT THE MEME TO END
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we will witness the end of a meme
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>anon you better be at church tomorrow!
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>you will never be Alan jouban
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IRON FUCKING JAW
LET'S GO PERRY
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PLATINUM BTFO
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>>73142093
tattoo artist
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>>73142081
i don't get it
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>>73142093
prison
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>>73142075
Nah I'm a 182 fag but that's still veteran tier compared to half the guys that post here.
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I need this for Christmas
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HEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEPY
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>Actually nervous that a fighter doesn't lose
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Perry is fucked
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THE PAIN MAKES MIKE STRONGER
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>tfw your retarded friend literally thinks ronda rousey and other women who fight in the ufc would be able to beat up guys like ray rice and joe mixon
why are people so stupid.
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>>73142115
thank him for finding my gf attractive enough to demean sexually
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>>73142081
So who's going to replace Din Thomas when they bring back Looking for a Fight?
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JUST
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>>73142093
Prison guard.
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Jouban a little shook by the pressure after landing all the big shots early
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>>73142031
so qt-awkward
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>>73142142
((media))
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>a leader of weak sheep
Pretty much nailed it 2bh
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this pussy fag is running like a bitch perry gonna find that chin
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>>73142035
I actually have paid for both mixed wrestling and dominatrix sessions before. One of the dommes kinda catfished me and was chubby but otherwise breddy good buy.
Also
>that webm
I hate how fake that shit always looks. He's not even pretending to fight back. Either have like three girls jump him so they can actually take him, or find a scrawny manlet and have him fight back 100%
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waterson is on steroids
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>>73142162
Practically a chimpanzee.
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JOUBAN ON HIS WAY TO GETTING HEEMED
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>>73142181
>circling is running
diaz plz
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>a cant miss matchup
I think Goldberg just spouts random shit so they can use it in future promos.
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>>73142142
because no one ever calls them out on their bullshit
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>That spinning shit
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>>73142165
lmao, literally me when im in clubs.
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PLATINUM'S GOT JOUBAN ROCKED
10-9 PERRY
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10-9 Alan
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10-9 Platinum
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gotta give round 1 to jouban but he looks shook by platinum's pressure
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How is spinning ever going to be effective
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10-10 tb-bh
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Can I get a link? At a family BB-Q and missing the fights.,help me out HEEM
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Jouban is wobbly
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10-9 Perry
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jouban 10-9
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10-9 Plat
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jouban is SHOOK
10-9 heems boy
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10-9 perry
Alan got rocked near the end
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need a man like jouban in my life~
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Jouban is wobbly
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>>73142067
>burger
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>>73142224
Your family doesnt have a tv?
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10-9 Jouban.
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10-9 Perry
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>>73142226
wobbly sausage
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P L A T I N U M
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Very very close round
I have it 10-9 Jouban but could see it either way
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Perry is tired, this boy aint doing his fucking cardio
incoming tko
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Perry 10-9
heem incoming
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Jouban is gonna break
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>>73142234
OH MAN!
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>>73142224
it's on fox bro. does your family gathering have a TV?
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Is /sp/ being ironically ignorant that Perry is losing?
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PERRY GONNA GET HEEMED
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that was a nice headkick from Perry in round 1
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Well Perry's fucked if he doesn't win in round 2
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>>73142224
it's literally on fox.
do you not understand how network tv works?
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jouban doing the chicken dance. man his chin is shot. next shot that lands clean will put him out
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>>73142183
are you retarded?
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Prob 10-10 but Perry had jouban shook at times so maybe 10-9 Perry. Jouban did nothing with his takedown
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SHITSKINS BOUT TO GET BTFO
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10-9 Jouban
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I need a 2nd or 3rd round heem to make any money today, lost my other bets.
C m o n p l a t i n u m
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jouban doesnt really have any good counters to deal with the pressure
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>>73142254
yes ironically
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>there are retards in this thread who thinks Perry won first round
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Joubans fantastic hair will protect him
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>>73142266
holy shit that's like the GOAT lineup
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>>73142243
Goobs, I'm 5'9".
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Sorry Jouban dick riders, he's completely gassed
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>>73142162
Wasn't that on ebay? Was anyone creepy enough to buy it
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perry is too agressive, eat alot of damage
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>>73142224
>family bbq
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jouban looks good when he lets the strikes fly, but he's spending too much time on the back foot
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jouban is scared
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>>73142266
Is that mugsy?
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pewter mike perry is done lads
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PERRY HAS GLASS RIBS
>PERRY HAS GLASS RIBS
PERRY HAS GLASS RIBS
>PERRY HAS GLASS RIBS
PERRY HAS GLASS RIBS
>PERRY HAS GLASS RIBS
PERRY HAS GLASS RIBS
>PERRY HAS GLASS RIBS
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Mike "If your skin is brown I'll put you down" Perry
Mike "Moon cricket? Head kick it" Perry
Mike "If your complexion is dark I'll leave a mark" Perry
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Can cobalt mike perry pull this off?
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>>73142266
does barkley have no rhythm?
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kek Jouban is gassed
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any fight pass users with 1200 vertical resolution? how do i make these fucking grey bars turn black
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>>73142290
>yfw someone bought Felice Herigs dirty shorts from the PVZ fight
$5000 i think
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jouban winning this fight easily with kicks and jabs
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PERRY IS SHOOK
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do something Jouban u faggot
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PLATINUM CHIN
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>>73142240
I'm At a park
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PERRY ROCKED
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20-18 Jouban
Platinum has a glass jaw
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MEME BTFO
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Why is Ronaldo fighting
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platinum just woke up
expect him to go ham in the third
heem or be heemed
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GO PERRY COME ON
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Perry is getting framemogged so hard.
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>>73142319
have you seen his golf swing?
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19-19
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>>73142311
just stop you goof
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HEEEM DROPPY
>>
20-18 Alan
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mike perry looks so small
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Jouban won that round with the drop, 20-18 or 19-19 maybe
>>
Perry would win in a 5 round fight
Jouban will take it unless Perry gets the KO
3rd round is gonna be a fucking B A N G E R
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Satinum
>>
Perry needs a heem 2bh
>>
BASED PLATINUM CHIN
19-19
>>
Platicuck Mike Perry
>>
LET THE HANDS FREE
>>
Perry by KO round 3
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19-19
>>
PERRY OUR BOY
10-9 PERRY
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Perry should win just for advancing the whole fight
>>
Why does plebbit like perry again?
>>
perry about to lose to a syrian
L M A O
>>
Glass chin
>>
Perry is pretty chinny
20-18 Jouban
Arguably 19-19 but that's not how I have it
>>
Could be 2-0
or it could be 1-1
Either way Perry needs a huge round and not just get kicked
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>>73141781
Jouban winning on the card.
Can he dance another round ?
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THESE ARE PLATINUM ROUNDS NOW, LETS GO BOYYYYY
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20-18 Perry
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>>73142370
>20-18 Perry
>>
20-18 perry
>>
Why are they fighting (._. )
>>
if perry doesnt heem jewban he lost hard
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20-18 Jouban
He had the round even before the knockdown
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20-18 Joubonbon
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Perry is getting memed by the low leg kicks keeping him at distance
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20-18 Jouban
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>>73142390
Because leddit and heem are exactly the same users.
>>
THOUGHT YOU HAD A WINNING STREAK BOY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Let all the white hatred go Platinum.
Finish the shitskin.
>>
Jouban GOAT
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>>73142398
round 1 was clearly joubans
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Perry needs some fucking lateral movement- always going in straight lines, getting hit by stupid shit
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HOLY SHIT PERRY BTFO
/sp/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
B T F O
T
F
O
>>
who here /asking to get blasted/
>>
White bois about to take another L
>>
>>73142425
I'm using the judge's mindset pal
>>
memes don't win fights, skills do
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>>73142422
>Alan is literally whiter then Plat
>>
>this fight was supposed to be good
>>
>perry is good
Top kek
>>
Perry waiting too fucking long.
>>
>getting rekt by some guy names Alan
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>liking a fighter because of '''''''''meme magic'''''''''
KYS
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>>73142438
Perry a shit m8
>>
why is he not pulling the trigger
>>
Shit fight tbqh
>>
PERRY HEEM IN THE LAST 10 SECS
P4P GOAT
SCHABE BE BLESS
>>
these kicks are fucking him up
>>
>losing to a 35 yr old male model
>>
Platinum looks like shit.
Shit card front to back
>>
>>73142468
Cause he's not fighting a nigger
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perry's lead leg is hamburger
might not even have the power to finish
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HOW WILL /HEEM/ RECOVER?
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>>73142468
coz he got rocked and didn't like it
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>he's been in some wars
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Platinum is gonna lose this. He just isn't doing anything
>>
What a shit fighter
>>
Kinda glad the perry meme is over
>>
Perry is a 1 dimensional bum
>>
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Schaub please give strength to Platinum
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SCABH BE BLESS
HEEM
MEME
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>>73142497
who wouldve figured
>>
>>73142488
You never attach yourself to /heem/'s guys. They almost always suck.
>>
DO IT PLATINUM
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>>73142496
THOUGHT PERRY WOULD GO UNDEFEATED BOIIIIIIIII
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
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>>73142483
>>
30-27
Jo Bam
>>
What a shit fight was, expecting more from perry
>>
30-27 Jouban
/heem/ on suicide watch
>>
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>>73142451
Yet meme kicks will get Jouban the win
>>
Didn't see round one but perry looks like dogs hit. Cut him
>>
Platinum meme is over xD
>>
29-28 Jouban
>>
wtf this perry guy sucks dick
>>
I thought I saw Hendo retired but now we get a 25 year old version of him
>>
Two hype trains derailed
first choi, now perry
sad
:(
>>
30-27
>>
30-27 Jouban
>>
TALK SHIT GET HIT
>TALK SHIT GET HIT
TALK SHIT GET HIT
>TALK SHIT GET HIT
TALK SHIT GET HIT
>TALK SHIT GET HIT
TALK SHIT GET HIT
>TALK SHIT GET HIT
TALK SHIT GET HIT
>TALK SHIT GET HIT
TALK SHIT GET HIT
>TALK SHIT GET HIT
TALK SHIT GET HIT
>TALK SHIT GET HIT
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1 meme down
1 more to go
>>
lmao perry BTFO
>>
30-27 Platinum
Betting on a robbery tho
>>
messi btfo
>>
BLACKED
>>
>Barberena ded
>Platinum ded
>Sage ???
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>>73142532
my boy sage about to slaughter the gall train too
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>>73142499
everything Schaub touches turns to shit
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28-28 Draw
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
30-27, 29-28, 29,28 calling it
>>
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>THE CITY OF PLATINMEME MIKE FAIRY
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLATIMEME IS FUCKING DONE!!!
>>
PERRY WAS NEVER MY BOY! HE'S A REDDIT-TIER MEME ANYWAY!
R-right, boys?
>>
>move backwards for 15 minutes
>win
>>
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>
HEEM STREAM WHEREEEEEEEE
>>
GET ANOTHER FACE TATTOO FAGGOT
>>
embarrassing performance from perry, completely outclassed
>>
29-28 Jouban clearly. You're retarded if you have it any other way.
>>
Post YFW
>>
fuck this gay earth
>>
well that sucked
>>
Jouban played it pretty damn sage but still manged to rock Perry a few times
>>
Perry needs a new camp. He has old spic shitters around him
>>
"ALUMINUM" MIKE PERRY
>>
this semen slurping sport is not for me lads
>>
>>73142538
>1 to go
What?
>>
>>73142532
They shouldn't have fed Choi to a hardass veteran.
>>
Did mike even throw one right that whole round?
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Perry at 155 when ?
>>
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>tfw platinum made you believe you could do anything
>tfw he's done
>tfw don't believe in anything anymore
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god damn jouban is such a bitch
>>
Jouban gets a W but its not moving him into top 15
>>
>>73142557
>dish out far more damage than you take
>win
>>
SCHAUB BE BLESS
MCGOOB
MEME
HEEM
PLATINUM
>>
lmao perry got schooled and couldn't even shake hands
Perry looked like the better scrapper but Jouban our thought and outworked him
>>
perry will come back from this
>>
MEME EXPOSED
>>
>Pratinum
>>
get all hyped, what do we get? MINIMUM Mike Perry
>>
Poll:
>Will Faber cry during the walkout
>Will the crowd give him a standing ovation
>Will he cry during the post fight speech
>Will cruz embrace faber when he exits the octagon?
What drama do you think is going to happen?
>>
Lol Perry had no chance
>>
Jouban can do something other than brawling, nice.
>>
>>73142532
At least Choi showed some heart and skill and the fight was entertaining
>>
VERSACE'D
>>
Whelp the edibles are kicking in and now I'm sad
>>
Meme Perry got worked hard, hopefully the little cunt learns some humility now.
>>
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>>73142531
kek this, moving forward waiting to land a right heem
>>
>>73142531
This
He's like Hendo on the feet without the grappling skills.
>>
>Perry losing to a syrian bull
BROWNED
>>
>>73142266
lmao connor is such a midget
gets no respect despite everything hes achieved. feel sorry for manlets
>>
http://www.kajoosports.ml/p/id683-width820-height550-cdata-function_14.html
stream here fags get in
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>>73142566
>>
Split decision Perry
>>
I have zero desire to watch the Faber fight
>>
>>73142552
straight 30-27
>>
>>73142521
Dominating the fight gave Alan " the syrian refugee who beats whites with ease " jouban the win
>>
ROBBERY INCOMING (;_;)
>>
>>73142577
More activity. Didn't throw enough.
>>
>>73142532
Choi still had a FotY contender loss though. This was just awful from Perry.
>>
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>MIKE "PUSSY" PERRY
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>>73142538
Olivi needs more booty pics pls
>>
>>73142551
THOUGHT MIKE PERRY WAS UNSTOPABLE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>73142565
Bet you two judges score it 30-27
>>
>>73142619
same. Faber is so fucking boring.
>>
Perry looked more like a pack of pussies, am i right?
>>
Perry is my boy but he can't make it to top 10 by being a one trick pony.
>>
>>73142609
he is literally king of the manlets with lanklet reach
>>
Livestream? pIs ty
>>
>>73142602
How can you say Perry didn't show heart?
Skill, okay maybe, but heart, no, Perry always brings heart
that is why he's the peoples champ
>>
Lmao manlet perry btfo
>>
"ALUMINUM" MIKE PERRY
"ALUMINUM" MIKE PERRY
"ALUMINUM" MIKE PERRY
"ALUMINUM" MIKE PERRY
>>
29-28 perry
good fight
>>
>>73142625
Choi lost
exposed as a meme
once a loser always a loser
look at Ronda
look at Jose
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All 3 judges score the contest 29-28 for the winner by unanimous decision Alan "Brahma" Jouban
>>
Wow one of them actually gave Perry a round.
>>
Safe fight from Jouban, showed he had the superior technique but shite lads, Perry's chin seems weak
>>
>>73142637
Kek
>>
>Suddenly Nick Diaz
whew lad
>>
Nick!!
>>
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>>73142574
>yfw that was taken right before the Diaz fight
proved my point mr Schill
>>
DIAZ
>>
wtf mike that was trash
>>
Well that was shit.
>>
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>>73142610
DELETE THIS
>>
Nick with T-City in the background
pretty good pop
>>
>>2058794
Not to mention last time he fought at WW he lost
>>
>>73142465
>Rose will never grow her hair out again and look that sexy again
>>
NICK!
>>
Uncle Nate
>>
>>73142664
>stupid hue commenter called him nate
>>
DUDE
>>
Something wrong
I hold my head
Platinum gone, our meme dead!
>>
B T F O
>>
I enjoyed watching that fight
If you thought it was boring you can leave because you are a fake fight fan
>>
>>73142651
Not even throwing in the last round. No heart, complete disappointment
>>
209 WUT
>>
>bam bam lost
>platinum lost
>still believing in memes
>>
Mike "Cessium" Perry
>>
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NICK
>>
Wonder if mike had a shit cut or something
or if he broke his hand early in the second
he didn't look like himself at all in there
>>
Jouban not worth talking too
>>
NICK VS LAWLER WHEN?
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>>73142682
>>
>>73142651
>Perry always brings heart
>barely throws anything
>>
PUT PLATINUM IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH
MAKE HIM HUUUUMBLE
>>
>Dancing with the Stars shilling
>>
PVZ's voice damages my ears
>>
>WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM DANCING WITH THE STARS
>>
helium mike perry
>>
I want Paige to sit on me
>>
Still my boy 2bh
>>
Did PVZ really become a household name? Is Dancing with the stars really big in Murica? Is she Rousey tier at this point?
>>
Gall is still my boy. At least for now.
>>
>>73142695
broken hand I think, or his lead foot was fucked
idk though
>>
if Pickett loses, I riot
>>
>Lets go back to the time when you were bullied
>>
>>73142657
Perry sucks. Get less casual
>>
Something was wrong with Perry.
And he struggles to get his shots off on guys who constantly move backwards.
>>
Paige knows everyone wants to lick her sweaty butthole. You just know she knows.
>>
>Shannara Chronicles theme song for PVZ
BASED
>>
>tfw Paige will never sit on your lap until you die
>>
Nick Diaz and Brian Ortega in the row behind him
>>
Webm of nick diaz
>>
Platinum meme down, Sage meme to go
>>
>>73142732
not even close to rousey tier.
>>
Shittest fight night all year thus far
>>
HAHAHAHAHA PVZ LOST AGAINST ROSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>73142704
he got dropped my guy
>>
will there be a clean meme sweep tonight?
platinum loses
sage loses
pvz loses
>>
>>73142732
Bet the random black dude who won strictly tonight could heem here
>>
>erin andrews doing mma interviews
Get this overrated bitch outta here
>>
>>73142709
Damn she used to be a qt
>>
>>73142732
no, they want to hype her up because if she keeps wining maybe she can be the next rousey
>>
Gall is an atheist heathen. Today he will feel the power of Jesus.
>>
>>73142657
Ronda and Jose looked like shit too though.
>>
Which training is better: Ido Portal's mewvment, or Dancing With the Stars
>>
I swear everyone forgets how bad that PVZ fight was and how often she went for a meme kick and somehow managed to land it
>>
>>73142749
legend
>>
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>>73142708
>being this new
>>
ever wear leggings just to see what it feels like
>>
the diaz bros are too hype their records suck
>>
>>73142749
his ears are so fucked up
>>
>>73142732
Ronda is a typical neurotic weight fluctuating man built white bitch while PVZ is a latina woman with passion, ko power and feminine lady.
>>
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>we lost Mike
Fuck this gay earth lads, he made me believe he could do anything, and then he gets stuffed by kicks like a fucking rookie. I'm so fucking depressed.
>>
>>73142738
let's go back to the time your brother sodomized young boys
>>
>>73142746
anon I think we're the only two people who watched that
>>
So are we not going to admit that the paige kick was bad form and lucky to even land?
>>
"Perineum" Mike Perry
>>
>>73142753
Which was the best?
I missed most of the fight nights this year
>>
>>73142704
He looked exactly as he always does, he just wasn't fighting a dude that would stand right in front of him and try to brawl. Jouban just fought a very smart, tactical fight and picked him apart.
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>73142789
>>73142789
>>73142789
>>73142789
>>73142789
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
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>>73142704
he actually said it was his hardest weight cut yet.
>>
>>73142657
Jose?
The fuck you talking about casual
>>
>>73142771
Dude I think she went for it once before that. And she finished Bec with it so it wasn't that bad.
>>
>>73142765
lol if youre an attractive female you could literally take any fucking stupid picture that would cause anyone else to get ridiculed and people will love you for it. Being ugly truly is a curse.
>>
Fucking ell Perry you bum
>>
All the cunts who said Perry was winning, please report to my office for a disciplinary heem
>>
>>73142645
>188cm
>lanklet reach
Pick one.
Casual Conor 'the male Ronda' Memegregor is nothing more than a manlet and probably a can too :DDD ok praise khabib
>>
>>73142749
Nick is legit one of the GOATS though, not talking wins or loses but just talkings names his resume is GOAT
>>
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>"tin" Mike Perry
>Mike "AAAAAHHH MY BODY" Perry
>"uranium" Mike Perry
>>
>Some dumb whores are the main event instead of Uriah Faber
lel
>>
>>73142765
Carano lost because she fought Roidberg, not 'cause she was bad or anything.
>>
>>73142765
wtf? does tay tay have a cogg?
>>
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>>73142769
conor would win dancing with the stars with his mevment t.b.h.
>>
Any acestream link?
>>
>>73142794
People need to jump on the MTV bandwagon. With Shannara and Scream, they are producing some decent TV.
>>
>>73142786
who gives a fuck
they're entertaining to watch that's all that matters.
you sound like the kind of fag who praises """""""technical"""""" pussies
>>
Watch Faber eye poke if he starts to lose
>>
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I will be so fucking happy if Le Cheeky British Fedora Man heems Uriah Faggot
>>
>>73142732
shes popular on instagram if that counts
>>
>>73142854
The new show about murdering rapists is fun
>>
>>73142833
Why is he dressed like a jockey?
>>
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>>73142781
kek mongoloid baguette
>>
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>>73142031
>That Hottie Karate Body
>>
>>73142708
209, it's been in the works for a few weeks now.
>>
>>73142709
Yo senpai just give dat german lesbian fade.
...say no more senpai...
J U S T
>>
>>73142797
>199
>205
>206
One of those 3 cards was the best...I think 199 was the best card, and DHC vs Cub was the best fight.
>>
>>73142932
>my dick if this happens
Would Nick pick super fight vs GSP/Lawler over title fight vs Woodley?
>>
>entire arena blackout for faber final fight
>fox desk still lit up where dom is
>>
>>73142888
Sweet/Vicious? Thanks lad. Got something to do after Karate Hottie heems PVZ later.
>>
yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
>>
>Brad "One Punch" Pickett
>25 wins
>8 By KO
Well this is just the most ridiculous meme I've heard of.
>>
get rekt faber
>>
>mfw have Urijah by sub or points and hes going to heem the west ham tinpot
>>
HOLY SHIT FABER BTFO
B T F O
T
F
O
/sp/ on suicide watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
If you watch any skilled fighter they don't make that many unnecessary movements, Sage on the other hand doesn't make that many necessary movements (relatively speaking)
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