/heem/ UFC ON FOX 22 - Gamethread #1

Almost time lads

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The Barberrena meme ends here

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What a time to be alive, folks.

Enjoy.

15 bings left, right?

got my alpha brain pancakes ready

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Who wins here?

Sultan Aliev literally looks like a caveman

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>>73136420

Where does /heem/ get its news from?

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>when his height doesn't start with 5

Mike Perry is the Julian Lane of welterweight.

Prove me wrong.

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>>73136446

>>73136439
CNN

>>73136439
whatever i hear in the 10th planet locker rooms while working my shift at the gloryhole stall

>>73136486

vitriolic disparaging of Orientals

>>73136436
>first fight of the card features a brown dagestani bull

poor whitebois

who's on commentary today?

Being the natty GOAT, would Bisping be the ultimate GOAT if he roided?

>>73136486
Johny Hendricks memes

>>73136545

>Casual just regurgitating what he reads on /heem/

Bisping was a juicer who got exposed by his own teammates.

>>73136486
Memes are for children. Only serious mma discussion gets any traction around here.

guys pls what does heem mean??

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https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/b06ca09dy90RkNieFE2OGxoRytzalhlaWNoQT09/r/451269/

some more plays

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>>73136463

>>73136587
Here Everyone Enjoys Memes

>>73136486
Mike "The Real Meme" Perry

>>73136486
We herd lol

this place is my favourite autism pit

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>>73136545
>Being the natty GOAT
>Got beat up by a 46 year old man on retirement's door

Stream for poorfags?

>>73136644

ufc.tv

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>>73136644

>>73136644
Reddit MMAStreams

>>73136663

>retired

Henderson was already going to retire and he still whooped him lol

>>73136644
Use UFCBELFAST for free month of fight pass without credit card info

who /heemspeak/ here?

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Lads bit worried

Looking forward af to this card but I haven't had my usual nap to help me stay up through the night

>eminem

IT IS ALL OVER

>>73136699
better put the kettle on m8

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

"Sambo Expert"

UFC loves them some slavs

i like paige desu

>Eminem

rip friendo

MOMS SPAGHETTI

>>73136700

How coincidental that the first English UFC champ is also the worst? Lol

Just finished my pizza, settling nicely into this for the whole night ahead. Hope everyone is keeping well /heem/.

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reminder that if you didnt or dont plan to work out today you are a pussy

>>73136699
this one is earlier than most at least

>Paying to watch UFC in current year

good goiys

>Doggy-stanian dog walks out to Eminem "8 Mile"

LEL

>>73136731

>being poor in the current year

kys

>>73136721
literally this

Monies on the Serb.

>>73136699
take a nap and just wake up for the memes at the end.

>>73136729
Yeah but I generally can't stay up after 1 without some sort of boost

Not really a coffee guy either, need my siesta but who feels tired enough to sleep at 7pm ffs

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who /fanzant/ here?

>walking out to Eminem
bet the house on his opponent

>>73136745
luke's personality is like he has a stick perpetually up his ass

>>73136761

Strong cup of tea, be grand.

>>73136767
You know it

>>73136736
How did you learn to speak english ruskiebro?

>>73136759
But then people on heem.com will call me a casual and my account might get banned

welter division best division

>>73136761
this is my anti sleep drug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU

>>73136731

>Being so miserly you can't afford 3 cents a day to shell out for entertainment instead of begging for streams every single week like a spazz

>>73136767
Post more cute

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>>73136780

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>>73136777
He is a very handsome man

>>73136695
no thanks

Is it early prelims right now?

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>>73136644

VANESSA BEST GIRL :3

Can someone explain to me how illegal streams are ahead of my Fight Pass stream?

>>73136802
Yep

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>>73136797

>>73136761
>>73136699
If the prelims have a lot of finishes, you might be able to take a nap before the next set of prelims or the main card.

>Sultan Aliev

Sheeit i remember this guy getting perma heem'd his last fight

>>73136786
Ill keep it a secrete.

>>73136786
Are you the one that whinges about it being too late, every single card?

Is it on yet

pussy call out by mickey gall

he's bigger than sage, taller with a longer reach

>Those goofs who will tune in late and find out they missed most of the card

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>be barberena
>humiliate the UFC's golden boy
>win your next fight
>still under sage on the next card
>literally a prelim, not even on the main card

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how did we end up with Goldy and Stann??

>>73136851
I almost goofed, figured a card in California would have started at 3:30 or 4 PST

>>73136871

Stann is going to replace Goldie

>>73136879
anon you are so silly

>>73136880
>tfw it's all over, Joe.

>>73136839
Yes it is

>>73136834
Nope, never me
I enjoy late cards, comfy af

Bojan 10-9?

10-9 Velic

>>73136694
Can I keep reusing this code for infinite free fightpass?

>>73136912

Could also be 10-9 Aliev

>That receding hairline

A plane could land on them!

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>tfw no fight companion

>>73136880
no chance, there's a color commentator and a play by play guy, stann would make it 2 play by plays

no TDD on Bohan

>>73136948
Wanna talk about tower 7?

>>73136948
life is truly suffering

>>73136781
Studied from 2nd grade, had good teacher who had taught us on oxford study books and paid attention in class.

>>73136970
rin nakai?

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>>73136970
Rin Nakai.

Honestly not that bad of a fighter. Just too stocky to make 115 and too small for 135.

Can't even tell who I'd score this round for.

19-19

Aliev isn't doing much at all with his takedowns

Bit of a poor fight really

>>73136996
>Honestly not that bad of a fighter.
disagree, miesha made her look like trash

>le lay on top and do nothing man

Who is that qt cut girl?

>>73136996
Post more of this semen demon

>>73136970

>4'9"
>has to cut to 135

that's a thicc bitch

>>73136996
Literally too short to figure 4 her legs when she has the back, too short to go for knees in the clinch

if there ever was a person that was undersized it was her

>>73137023
Swayze Vaslentine?

>>73137023
my gf

>>73137010
it is on fight pass prelims. when it's on there that means the matchmakers do not have much hope for the fight.

>>73137023
Chrissy Blair

Someone post webms of the fight, strim wont load desu

Ultimate Fucking Clinching

>>73137042

Le Lando faec

Does Coner fight tonite?

>>73136922
I'm hope that will work for me too. Unless they will secure that thing only once for one ip.

bongs and bings lads , pls

this fight is shit, they should avoid matching up former training partners

Is Sambo the most boring fighting style in MMA?

>>73137054
Nothing worth WebMing lad, don't worry

When these sambo guys take you down you virtually have no chance of getting up

>>73137069
He's on maternity leave, seriously

>>73137069
Conna is retired now a family man

It is very casual in here, the PVZ effect?
I wish she would die before entering the octagon today

>Serbs in charge of fight IQ

Ronda Rousey in two weeks~

>>73137093
they treat it like a sport, they don't care about entertaining americans lel

we all /Brad "The Pikey" Pickett/ here?

>>73137080
ill kill myself
i missed the serb losing :sadface:

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>>73136486
it is what it is

>>73137095
>impregnated from watching khabib mount MJ

>>73137095

who knocked him up?

>>73137111

It seems that the entire point of it is just making sure your opponent stays down as opposed to actively working for submissions or better position.

Holding Down: The Sport

>>73137109
>he's not an alpha cuck
Lmao @ your life

>hands up, take a lap just like we do in training

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>>73137109
It's memes la

>>73137109
It's a meme you dolt, this post is exactly what they want for satisfaction

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what if Conor's son makes his UFC debut against a 39 year old Sage Northcutt

After Conor witnesses the miracle of life he is gonna go soft and never be the same.

>>73137109
Users just shit posting, memes, and trying to race bait.

>>73137116
only if you don't feel bad for faber after all

>>73137109
most of the gay fascination comes from UK posters

I love black cock

it's a meme lul

17-13 significant strikes


CUT BOTH THESE FOOLS

>>73137134
To sway the judges, John McCarthy mentioned how some coaches say shit like that during the fight even when their fighter isn't doing well just to make the judges think he's working and sticking to a gameplan

>>73137138
it isn't funny or clever
they are just pathetic losers with nothing better to do than cuckpost
go back to /pol/

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>>73136969
y-yes

>>73137109

Back to your /pol/ safe space

No fight companion lads?

why give him an interview what a waste of time

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>>73137168

LOOK HOW BROKE HIS NOSE IS

why the fuck are they interviewing this goof

>>73137158
The sambo effect.
Why do the ruskies even like this shit? He just took him down and laid on him for the entire round. Didn't even try to do anything.

>>73137164
yeah it makes sense but judges really shouldn't be swayed by that

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>>73137025

getting stoned and ufc, what a comfy saturday

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>>73137175

Back to your safe space

>these fucking boring slavic muslim cunts

>>73137161
me on the right

Bruce fucked up the announcement, he got the voice wrong when announcing the second scorecard.

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Does body hair assist with grappling?

Why is Nunes main event and not Cruz?

>>73137197
Rin won that fight 2bh

>>73137175
I don't do it. I just laugh when your dumbass gets baited.

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>Why is Nunes main event and not Cruz?

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What does the crystal necklace do?

>ANYONE cares about Paige Sletten being bullied
Heem yourself

What is Goldie going on about with PVZ "fighting for America"?

Paige is literally one of us

>>73137216
ronda sells more than dom worldwide

is this a (You) baiting question?

>>73137210
>dagestani
>slavic

>>73137213

98% of russians are pussies though, 100% of brits

>>73137234
Bullies are cancer

Why isnt Rogan commentating?

Why did Paige bully Michelle with the dancing at the weigh ins then?

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>>73137230

>Another easily triggered sperg.

Way too easy

>>73137246
california too far to travel? i don't know where he lives

>>73137216
Cruz never finishes anyone and bounces around for 25 minutes.

Paige, Cody, and Sage are the future of this sport. I'm really glad to be along for the ride. All 3 are huge inspirations.

>>73137188
He's not rooskie. He's khach-bohrtzookhah - nigger-like species of russian multi-national people. They are blacks for us, white russians. White russians - rooskies - fight real, like Fedor.

>it's a sambo episode
saddest lay n pray shit I've seen in my life t b h, cut them both

>>73137211
Nice moustache

>>73137241
i'm not looking for (you)'s just can't begin to fathom how a woman who has never defended a belt ends up above Cruz

>>73136442

>when his height doesn't start with 5
>when you remember the times the 5er said taller is better

manlets pls go

>>73137256
California lol

I guess the new contract was no FOX cards

>WiFi is so shit I literally can't watch on my actual Fight Pass account

>>73137261
Paige might lose tonight.
Will she still be the future if she loses tonight?

>>73137242
what ethnicity are they then? Also turn off your proxy you weirdo

Paige and Michelle should have a butthole championship

>>73137270
(You)

>>73137282
yeah sounds like he only wants to do the big PPVs

>>73137215
Boring fighter but he is quite sexy

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It takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar guys no bully plz.

>>73137286
Absolutely. All part of G*d's plan.

>>73137244
Shut the fuck up. burger, before i heem you into the oblivion.

>>73137270

not really tho, only retards like urself believe everything you hear.

have you ever been here? of course not. I've been to london, literally hell. worse than anywhere in the US.

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>>73137277

Tell me how you really feel sperglord

>>73137284
stop being a paki then

>serb losing to a muslim, even got mounted by him

Nothing out of the ordinary

>>73137310

>look I did it again

still NL

>>73137321
>when you know you goofed

>>73137183
Imagine how hot thier kid would be

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>>73137268
because WME took over, meaning UFC has a new policy of marketing PPVs, which basically means they sell wolf tickets out of mandrama and """stars"""

you will notice Ronda in some metro PCs commercials, her role is basically to bully the nu-male of the 21st century

ay lads how's it hanging?
Had a party last night, woke up feeling good ready 4 fights :)

>>73137310
I like the part were he gases on the guillotine

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>>73137325

Let it all out. Don't hold anything back.

>>73137348

how obsessed are you?

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>>73137333

bro, why you thinking about hot kids?

I am late, who won 1st fight Aliev Velickovic, sherdog still didn't update..

>>73137307
London a best, BEST!!

>>73137337
>you will notice Ronda in some metro PCs commercials, her role is basically to bully the nu-male of the 21st century
I've noticed it sickens me how she's portrayed when she can't even bring up enough courage to ""try"" to rematch Holly. She's broken senpai

Anyone else feeling a strong need to be financially dominated by Paige VanZant? Does she have a paypal

whats the name of that chink coach of Alpha Fail

>>73136420
I don't think that man would fight his son.

>>73137361

You're the one who responded to me, so maybe it's you who should be answering that question edgelord.

>>73137289
Avars, Chechens and a couple more.

>>73137331
That pic was taken after he elbowed Weidman's face into a paste

>>73137363
aliev via split
most boringestest fight ever aliev just layed on top of bojan for 3 rounds
17-13 significant strikes for bojan lmao

>>73137373

>obsessed af

nigger logic

MIKE BELTRAN

>>73137368
Justin Bucholz

refs beard is taller than these fighters

>>73137363
Velickovic (Via Takedown)

>>73137342
>boxing in 2016
>implying I'm white
Just saying 4chan isn't a great barometer for the average American suprisingly

>>73137368
Master Thong

>>73137363
also, watch the fights on ufc.com lmao they update instantly

>>73136731
>tfw have reliable access to good streams

>>73137382

>He isn't even pretending to be a spastic

See >>73137255

bretty spicy

>taking down an Olympic wrestler

neat

>>73137402

Nigger, stop. I won't respond to your retardation anymore. Get a job.

>>73137405
What's the worst that can happen 2bh

>>73137414

show some respect

I'm scared for PVZ lads. Can I jump ship to MIchelle?

>>73137413

See >>73137208

>>73137423

Be careful

>>73136996
shes on the Rizin card

>>73137426
First thing I did when I woke up.

Michelle is gunna win then Paige will cry on national tv

Serrano looking scared, but Sandoval gassing out. I predict Sandoval win via KO 2nd round start

How many times did Serrano get his bell rung that round? Must've been 3 times at minimum!

double knees

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wake up Kebab, it's all over

Why isn't Serrano throwing that axe kick lol

>>73137448
That'll just make it that much easier to fap,

Our boy Cody getting a shoutout!

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>>73137426

>jumping ship to a jap

>>73137461
woof woof

these manlets have so much energy

sigh

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https://twitter.com/patrick_cote/status/810232532377763840

jumping mexican beans

>>73137472

>Babby's first FLW fight

why do they say gee a teen instead of gilloteen
??

Team Alpha Male isn't just a camp. It's a family.

>you can be the best guy in the world but you may not be the best guy in your gym

>>73137503
I thought it was an gnome colony

Sandoval looks legit as fuck

Yeah I can't stomach Goldy without Rogan to distract me from his utter buffoonery
It has ceased being "cute"
He needs to go

Michelle + Mickey + Mike Perry

Parlay

Free Money

>>73137494
This fight is pretty funny.

Would flyweight fights be better if they had brass knuckles?

>>73137501
French pronunciation.

>>73137509
Can't wait for this retard to be replaced

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>tfw today Premier League will have better heems than anything on a UFC fox card.

someone post webms pls for no strim fags

>>73137519
Too bad he is in MM's division lol

>>73137523
>free money
>parlay
>free money
>heem poster
kek

>>73137501

Cause that's how it's pronounced kangaroo

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>>73137522

>>73137498
thats not what he implied though

he implied that you shouldnt strive to be the best guy in the gym,

>>73137537
HEEM SLEEPY

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These fights are boring af

>>73137545

Post your winning slips.

>>73137518
this is also true. They're kinda like the smurfs, but not blue

>>73137523
Michelle, Mickey, and Perry confirmed for getting btfo

20-18

Finishes are illegal in California

Sandoval is easily winning a relatively dull fight. It is turning into a showcase for him at this point.

>jacksin blink

This kid needs to listen to Cody.

>>73137561
run in and heem the midgets

No comments on that Serrano leg kick fail?

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First Cody of the night

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>>73137554
>Grab A headset
What does he mean by this

>>73137586

>dull fight

Clueless

This is a manlet & meme card wtf

>>73137523
wineland+ faber + perry

>landed several full strength clean shots to the head
>opponent hasn't even stumbled once

this is why manletweight will never be popular

Serrano is like a colombian Mike Perry

>>73137623

Need to contain them somehow. Keeping them on their own shows allows cards like 206 to be so great. No need to have shitters.

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>>73137565

>tfw little old ladies at the grocery store always ask me to reach things for them from the top shelf

Manlets will never know this feel

Should be legal to load gloves at FLW

why does the world hate manlets REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73137634

Clueless

>>73137657
>Doing it for free

>circles left
>feints
>circles right
>feints
>circles left

KING CODY SPOTTED

>>73137633
>>opponent hasn't even stumbled once

Have you been watching the fight or jerking off the entire time?

Is there gonna be a camera on Cody all night?

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Look who's fighting later

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reminder that american time /heem/ is the best /heem/

>>73137657
i'm 5'9 and this happened to me

she was like 5 feet or something though lol

>>73137686

See >>73137208

>>73137682
>'''''muh footwork'''''

>>73137667
We don't. We just think they're hilarious and women don't want to fuck them. No hate.

>>73137698
We can only hope. He is the BIGGEST star in the sport today and quite easy on the eyes too.

Venezuelan monkey btfo

>>73137686
whitebois clutching at straws... pathetic

KEEP HATIN' WE WILL KEEP DOMINATIN'!

Brian Stann 6'0
Sandoval 5'11

>>73137603
beard looks ridiculous, grow a proper beard not some brown guy on the cover of gq shit. neck tats compensating for babyface but the haircut+height combo alone makes him look like a little boy

time for takeya to style on some plebs

>>73137722

Clueless

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>>73137724
I agree

>>73137713
He is Colombian you racist shitlord.

pls don't lose Mizugaki

>>73137679
You gotta help the little old ladies, bro. I live in an apartment complex that has a lot of seniors, and they all love me. Had a couple of them set me up with their granddaughters and they all give me gifts on Christmas. Gotta play the long game.