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/heem/ UFC ON FOX 22 - Gamethread #1
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Main card (FOX, 8 p.m. ET)

Paige VanZant vs. Michelle Waterson

Sage Northcutt vs. Mickey Gall

Urijah Faber vs. Brad Pickett

Alan Jouban vs. Mike Perry

Prelims (FS1, 5 p.m. ET)

Henrique da Silva vs. Paul Craig

Cole Miller vs. Mizuto Hirota

Bryan Barberena vs. Colby Covington

James Moontasri vs. Alex Morono

Josh Emmett vs. Scott Holtzman

Leslie Smith vs. Irene Aldana

Early prelims (Fight Pass, 3:30 p.m. ET)

Eddie Wineland vs. Takeya Mizugaki

Hector Sandoval vs. Fredy Serrano

Bojan Velickovic vs. Sultan Aliev
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Almost time lads
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The Barberrena meme ends here
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What a time to be alive, folks.

Enjoy.
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15 bings left, right?
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got my alpha brain pancakes ready
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Who wins here?
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Sultan Aliev literally looks like a caveman
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>>73136420

Where does /heem/ get its news from?
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>when his height doesn't start with 5
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Mike Perry is the Julian Lane of welterweight.

Prove me wrong.
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>>73136446
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>>73136439
CNN
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>>73136439
whatever i hear in the 10th planet locker rooms while working my shift at the gloryhole stall
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>>73136486

vitriolic disparaging of Orientals
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>>73136436
>first fight of the card features a brown dagestani bull

poor whitebois
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who's on commentary today?
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Being the natty GOAT, would Bisping be the ultimate GOAT if he roided?
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>>73136486
Johny Hendricks memes
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>>73136545

>Casual just regurgitating what he reads on /heem/

Bisping was a juicer who got exposed by his own teammates.
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>>73136486
Memes are for children. Only serious mma discussion gets any traction around here.
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guys pls what does heem mean??
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https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/b06ca09dy90RkNieFE2OGxoRytzalhlaWNoQT09/r/451269/

some more plays
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>>73136463
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>>73136587
Here Everyone Enjoys Memes
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>>73136486
Mike "The Real Meme" Perry
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>>73136486
We herd lol
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this place is my favourite autism pit
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>>73136545
>Being the natty GOAT
>Got beat up by a 46 year old man on retirement's door
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Stream for poorfags?
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>>73136644

ufc.tv
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>>73136644
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>>73136644
Reddit MMAStreams
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>>73136663

>retired

Henderson was already going to retire and he still whooped him lol
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>>73136644
Use UFCBELFAST for free month of fight pass without credit card info
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who /heemspeak/ here?
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Lads bit worried

Looking forward af to this card but I haven't had my usual nap to help me stay up through the night
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>eminem

IT IS ALL OVER
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>>73136699
better put the kettle on m8
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MOM'S SPAGHETTI
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"Sambo Expert"
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UFC loves them some slavs
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i like paige desu
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>Eminem

rip friendo
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MOMS SPAGHETTI
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>>73136700

How coincidental that the first English UFC champ is also the worst? Lol
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Just finished my pizza, settling nicely into this for the whole night ahead. Hope everyone is keeping well /heem/.
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reminder that if you didnt or dont plan to work out today you are a pussy
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>>73136699
this one is earlier than most at least
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>Paying to watch UFC in current year

good goiys
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>Doggy-stanian dog walks out to Eminem "8 Mile"

LEL
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>>73136731

>being poor in the current year

kys
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>>73136721
literally this
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Monies on the Serb.
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>>73136699
take a nap and just wake up for the memes at the end.
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>>73136729
Yeah but I generally can't stay up after 1 without some sort of boost

Not really a coffee guy either, need my siesta but who feels tired enough to sleep at 7pm ffs
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who /fanzant/ here?
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>walking out to Eminem
bet the house on his opponent
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>>73136745
luke's personality is like he has a stick perpetually up his ass
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>>73136761

Strong cup of tea, be grand.
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>>73136767
You know it
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>>73136736
How did you learn to speak english ruskiebro?
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>>73136759
But then people on heem.com will call me a casual and my account might get banned
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welter division best division
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>>73136761
this is my anti sleep drug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
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>>73136731

>Being so miserly you can't afford 3 cents a day to shell out for entertainment instead of begging for streams every single week like a spazz
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>>73136767
Post more cute
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>>73136780
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>>73136777
He is a very handsome man
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>>73136695
no thanks
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Is it early prelims right now?
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VANESSA BEST GIRL :3
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Can someone explain to me how illegal streams are ahead of my Fight Pass stream?
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>>73136802
Yep
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>>73136797
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>>73136761
>>73136699
If the prelims have a lot of finishes, you might be able to take a nap before the next set of prelims or the main card.
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>Sultan Aliev

Sheeit i remember this guy getting perma heem'd his last fight
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>>73136786
Ill keep it a secrete.
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>>73136786
Are you the one that whinges about it being too late, every single card?
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Is it on yet
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pussy call out by mickey gall

he's bigger than sage, taller with a longer reach
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>Those goofs who will tune in late and find out they missed most of the card
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>be barberena
>humiliate the UFC's golden boy
>win your next fight
>still under sage on the next card
>literally a prelim, not even on the main card
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how did we end up with Goldy and Stann??
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>>73136851
I almost goofed, figured a card in California would have started at 3:30 or 4 PST
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>>73136871

Stann is going to replace Goldie
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>>73136879
anon you are so silly
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>>73136880
>tfw it's all over, Joe.
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>>73136839
Yes it is
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>>73136834
Nope, never me
I enjoy late cards, comfy af
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Bojan 10-9?
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10-9 Velic
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>>73136694
Can I keep reusing this code for infinite free fightpass?
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>>73136912

Could also be 10-9 Aliev
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>That receding hairline

A plane could land on them!
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>tfw no fight companion
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>>73136880
no chance, there's a color commentator and a play by play guy, stann would make it 2 play by plays
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no TDD on Bohan
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>>73136948
Wanna talk about tower 7?
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>>73136948
life is truly suffering
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>>73136781
Studied from 2nd grade, had good teacher who had taught us on oxford study books and paid attention in class.
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>>73136970
rin nakai?
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>>73136970
Rin Nakai.

Honestly not that bad of a fighter. Just too stocky to make 115 and too small for 135.
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Can't even tell who I'd score this round for.
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19-19

Aliev isn't doing much at all with his takedowns

Bit of a poor fight really
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>>73136996
>Honestly not that bad of a fighter.
disagree, miesha made her look like trash
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>le lay on top and do nothing man
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Who is that qt cut girl?
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>>73136996
Post more of this semen demon
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>>73136970

>4'9"
>has to cut to 135

that's a thicc bitch
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>>73136996
Literally too short to figure 4 her legs when she has the back, too short to go for knees in the clinch

if there ever was a person that was undersized it was her
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>>73137023
Swayze Vaslentine?
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>>73137023
my gf
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>>73137010
it is on fight pass prelims. when it's on there that means the matchmakers do not have much hope for the fight.
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>>73137023
Chrissy Blair
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Someone post webms of the fight, strim wont load desu
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Ultimate Fucking Clinching
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>>73137042

Le Lando faec
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Does Coner fight tonite?
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>>73136922
I'm hope that will work for me too. Unless they will secure that thing only once for one ip.
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bongs and bings lads , pls
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this fight is shit, they should avoid matching up former training partners
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Is Sambo the most boring fighting style in MMA?
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>>73137054
Nothing worth WebMing lad, don't worry
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When these sambo guys take you down you virtually have no chance of getting up
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>>73137069
He's on maternity leave, seriously
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>>73137069
Conna is retired now a family man
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It is very casual in here, the PVZ effect?
I wish she would die before entering the octagon today
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>Serbs in charge of fight IQ
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Ronda Rousey in two weeks~
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>>73137093
they treat it like a sport, they don't care about entertaining americans lel
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we all /Brad "The Pikey" Pickett/ here?
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>>73137080
ill kill myself
i missed the serb losing :sadface:
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>>73136486
it is what it is
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>>73137095
>impregnated from watching khabib mount MJ
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>>73137095

who knocked him up?
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>>73137111

It seems that the entire point of it is just making sure your opponent stays down as opposed to actively working for submissions or better position.

Holding Down: The Sport
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>>73137109
>he's not an alpha cuck
Lmao @ your life
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>hands up, take a lap just like we do in training
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>>73137109
It's memes la
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>>73137109
It's a meme you dolt, this post is exactly what they want for satisfaction
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what if Conor's son makes his UFC debut against a 39 year old Sage Northcutt
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After Conor witnesses the miracle of life he is gonna go soft and never be the same.
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>>73137109
Users just shit posting, memes, and trying to race bait.
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>>73137116
only if you don't feel bad for faber after all
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>>73137109
most of the gay fascination comes from UK posters
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I love black cock

it's a meme lul
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17-13 significant strikes


CUT BOTH THESE FOOLS
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>>73137134
To sway the judges, John McCarthy mentioned how some coaches say shit like that during the fight even when their fighter isn't doing well just to make the judges think he's working and sticking to a gameplan
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>>73137138
it isn't funny or clever
they are just pathetic losers with nothing better to do than cuckpost
go back to /pol/
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>>73136969
y-yes
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>>73137109

Back to your /pol/ safe space
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No fight companion lads?
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why give him an interview what a waste of time
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>>73137168
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LOOK HOW BROKE HIS NOSE IS
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why the fuck are they interviewing this goof
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>>73137158
The sambo effect.
Why do the ruskies even like this shit? He just took him down and laid on him for the entire round. Didn't even try to do anything.
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>>73137164
yeah it makes sense but judges really shouldn't be swayed by that
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>>73137025
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getting stoned and ufc, what a comfy saturday
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>>73137175

Back to your safe space
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>these fucking boring slavic muslim cunts
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>>73137161
me on the right
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Bruce fucked up the announcement, he got the voice wrong when announcing the second scorecard.
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Does body hair assist with grappling?
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Why is Nunes main event and not Cruz?
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>>73137197
Rin won that fight 2bh
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>>73137175
I don't do it. I just laugh when your dumbass gets baited.
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>Why is Nunes main event and not Cruz?
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What does the crystal necklace do?
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>ANYONE cares about Paige Sletten being bullied
Heem yourself
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What is Goldie going on about with PVZ "fighting for America"?
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Paige is literally one of us
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>>73137216
ronda sells more than dom worldwide

is this a (You) baiting question?
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>>73137210
>dagestani
>slavic
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>>73137213

98% of russians are pussies though, 100% of brits
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>>73137234
Bullies are cancer
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Why isnt Rogan commentating?
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Why did Paige bully Michelle with the dancing at the weigh ins then?
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>>73137230

>Another easily triggered sperg.

Way too easy
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>>73137246
california too far to travel? i don't know where he lives
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>>73137216
Cruz never finishes anyone and bounces around for 25 minutes.
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Paige, Cody, and Sage are the future of this sport. I'm really glad to be along for the ride. All 3 are huge inspirations.
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>>73137188
He's not rooskie. He's khach-bohrtzookhah - nigger-like species of russian multi-national people. They are blacks for us, white russians. White russians - rooskies - fight real, like Fedor.
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>it's a sambo episode
saddest lay n pray shit I've seen in my life t b h, cut them both
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>>73137211
Nice moustache
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>>73137241
i'm not looking for (you)'s just can't begin to fathom how a woman who has never defended a belt ends up above Cruz
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>>73136442

>when his height doesn't start with 5
>when you remember the times the 5er said taller is better

manlets pls go
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>>73137256
California lol

I guess the new contract was no FOX cards
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>WiFi is so shit I literally can't watch on my actual Fight Pass account
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>>73137261
Paige might lose tonight.
Will she still be the future if she loses tonight?
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>>73137242
what ethnicity are they then? Also turn off your proxy you weirdo
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Paige and Michelle should have a butthole championship
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>>73137270
(You)
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>>73137282
yeah sounds like he only wants to do the big PPVs
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>>73137215
Boring fighter but he is quite sexy
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It takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar guys no bully plz.
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>>73137286
Absolutely. All part of G*d's plan.
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>>73137244
Shut the fuck up. burger, before i heem you into the oblivion.
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>>73137270

not really tho, only retards like urself believe everything you hear.

have you ever been here? of course not. I've been to london, literally hell. worse than anywhere in the US.
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>>73137277

Tell me how you really feel sperglord
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>>73137284
stop being a paki then
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>serb losing to a muslim, even got mounted by him

Nothing out of the ordinary
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>>73137310

>look I did it again

still NL
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>>73137321
>when you know you goofed
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>>73137183
Imagine how hot thier kid would be
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>>73137268
because WME took over, meaning UFC has a new policy of marketing PPVs, which basically means they sell wolf tickets out of mandrama and """stars"""

you will notice Ronda in some metro PCs commercials, her role is basically to bully the nu-male of the 21st century
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ay lads how's it hanging?
Had a party last night, woke up feeling good ready 4 fights :)
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>>73137310
I like the part were he gases on the guillotine
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>>73137325

Let it all out. Don't hold anything back.
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>>73137348

how obsessed are you?
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>>73137333

bro, why you thinking about hot kids?
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I am late, who won 1st fight Aliev Velickovic, sherdog still didn't update..
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>>73137307
London a best, BEST!!
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>>73137337
>you will notice Ronda in some metro PCs commercials, her role is basically to bully the nu-male of the 21st century
I've noticed it sickens me how she's portrayed when she can't even bring up enough courage to ""try"" to rematch Holly. She's broken senpai
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Anyone else feeling a strong need to be financially dominated by Paige VanZant? Does she have a paypal
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whats the name of that chink coach of Alpha Fail
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>>73136420
I don't think that man would fight his son.
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>>73137361

You're the one who responded to me, so maybe it's you who should be answering that question edgelord.
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>>73137289
Avars, Chechens and a couple more.
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>>73137331
That pic was taken after he elbowed Weidman's face into a paste
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>>73137363
aliev via split
most boringestest fight ever aliev just layed on top of bojan for 3 rounds
17-13 significant strikes for bojan lmao
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>>73137373

>obsessed af

nigger logic
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MIKE BELTRAN
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>>73137368
Justin Bucholz
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refs beard is taller than these fighters
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>>73137363
Velickovic (Via Takedown)
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>>73137342
>boxing in 2016
>implying I'm white
Just saying 4chan isn't a great barometer for the average American suprisingly
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>>73137368
Master Thong
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>>73137363
also, watch the fights on ufc.com lmao they update instantly
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>>73136731
>tfw have reliable access to good streams
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>>73137382

>He isn't even pretending to be a spastic

See >>73137255
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bretty spicy
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>taking down an Olympic wrestler

neat
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>>73137402

Nigger, stop. I won't respond to your retardation anymore. Get a job.
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>>73137405
What's the worst that can happen 2bh
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>>73137414

show some respect
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I'm scared for PVZ lads. Can I jump ship to MIchelle?
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>>73137413

See >>73137208
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>>73137423

Be careful
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>>73136996
shes on the Rizin card
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>>73137426
First thing I did when I woke up.
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Michelle is gunna win then Paige will cry on national tv
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Serrano looking scared, but Sandoval gassing out. I predict Sandoval win via KO 2nd round start
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How many times did Serrano get his bell rung that round? Must've been 3 times at minimum!
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double knees
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wake up Kebab, it's all over
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Why isn't Serrano throwing that axe kick lol
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>>73137448
That'll just make it that much easier to fap,
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Our boy Cody getting a shoutout!
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>>73137426

>jumping ship to a jap
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>>73137461
woof woof
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these manlets have so much energy

sigh
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https://twitter.com/patrick_cote/status/810232532377763840
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jumping mexican beans
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>>73137472

>Babby's first FLW fight
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why do they say gee a teen instead of gilloteen
??
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Team Alpha Male isn't just a camp. It's a family.
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>you can be the best guy in the world but you may not be the best guy in your gym
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>>73137503
I thought it was an gnome colony
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Sandoval looks legit as fuck
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Yeah I can't stomach Goldy without Rogan to distract me from his utter buffoonery
It has ceased being "cute"
He needs to go
>>
Michelle + Mickey + Mike Perry

Parlay

Free Money
>>
>>73137494
This fight is pretty funny.
>>
Would flyweight fights be better if they had brass knuckles?
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>>73137501
French pronunciation.
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>>73137509
Can't wait for this retard to be replaced
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>tfw today Premier League will have better heems than anything on a UFC fox card.
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someone post webms pls for no strim fags
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>>73137519
Too bad he is in MM's division lol

>>73137523
>free money
>parlay
>free money
>heem poster
kek
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>>73137501

Cause that's how it's pronounced kangaroo
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>>73137522
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>>73137498
thats not what he implied though

he implied that you shouldnt strive to be the best guy in the gym,
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>>73137537
HEEM SLEEPY
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These fights are boring af
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>>73137545

Post your winning slips.
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>>73137518
this is also true. They're kinda like the smurfs, but not blue
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>>73137523
Michelle, Mickey, and Perry confirmed for getting btfo
>>
20-18
>>
Finishes are illegal in California
>>
Sandoval is easily winning a relatively dull fight. It is turning into a showcase for him at this point.
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>jacksin blink
>>
This kid needs to listen to Cody.
>>
>>73137561
run in and heem the midgets
>>
No comments on that Serrano leg kick fail?
>>
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First Cody of the night
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http://www.vipboxtv.me/boxing-wwe-ufc/440901/1/ufc-fight-night:-fight-pass-prelims-stream.html
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>>73137554
>Grab A headset
What does he mean by this
>>
>>73137586

>dull fight

Clueless
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This is a manlet & meme card wtf
>>
>>73137523
wineland+ faber + perry
>>
>landed several full strength clean shots to the head
>opponent hasn't even stumbled once

this is why manletweight will never be popular
>>
Serrano is like a colombian Mike Perry
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>>73137623

Need to contain them somehow. Keeping them on their own shows allows cards like 206 to be so great. No need to have shitters.
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>>73137565
>>
>tfw little old ladies at the grocery store always ask me to reach things for them from the top shelf

Manlets will never know this feel
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Should be legal to load gloves at FLW
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why does the world hate manlets REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>73137634

Clueless
>>
>>73137657
>Doing it for free
>>
>circles left
>feints
>circles right
>feints
>circles left
>>
KING CODY SPOTTED
>>
>>73137633
>>opponent hasn't even stumbled once

Have you been watching the fight or jerking off the entire time?
>>
Is there gonna be a camera on Cody all night?
>>
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Look who's fighting later
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reminder that american time /heem/ is the best /heem/
>>
>>73137657
i'm 5'9 and this happened to me

she was like 5 feet or something though lol
>>
>>73137686

See >>73137208
>>
>>73137682
>'''''muh footwork'''''
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>>73137667
We don't. We just think they're hilarious and women don't want to fuck them. No hate.
>>
>>73137698
We can only hope. He is the BIGGEST star in the sport today and quite easy on the eyes too.
>>
Venezuelan monkey btfo
>>
>>73137686
whitebois clutching at straws... pathetic

KEEP HATIN' WE WILL KEEP DOMINATIN'!
>>
Brian Stann 6'0
Sandoval 5'11
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>>73137603
beard looks ridiculous, grow a proper beard not some brown guy on the cover of gq shit. neck tats compensating for babyface but the haircut+height combo alone makes him look like a little boy
>>
time for takeya to style on some plebs
>>
>>73137722

Clueless
>>
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>>73137724
I agree
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>>73137713
He is Colombian you racist shitlord.
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pls don't lose Mizugaki
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>>73137679
You gotta help the little old ladies, bro. I live in an apartment complex that has a lot of seniors, and they all love me. Had a couple of them set me up with their granddaughters and they all give me gifts on Christmas. Gotta play the long game.
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>>73137603
what is he saying ?
>>
I hope Mizugaki doesn't get heemed again. I don't want to see him crying again ;_;
>>
Cant' wait to see the gook cry again when he loses
>>
manlet standing next to a real alpha male Brian Stann.
>>
>>73137728
>baby face
>bad thing
how lmao ?
cody is aesthetic, even tho he has tumblr tier tatoos
>>
>>73137667
Just super manlets

Fw-mw are optimal desu
>>
>>73137740
I don't remember the last time he won. He's had a tough string of opponents.
>>
takeya mizJUSTgaki
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>actually put money on the nip
what've I done
>>
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Takeya WILL WIN!
>>
>>73137763
You and Gertrude are fags
>>
Wineland just seems like a douche I have nothing to base this on other than his face
>>
ACE OF SPADES
>>
>Ace of Spades

bit racist
>>
Why is my WiFi so weirdly shitty

Moved rooms and it's fine, in another room it's sub <1mbps
>>
this guy's jaw gonna shatter like glass again
>>
>>73137774
hey fran-scene wassup

i love your sweet eye lashes
>>
VIRTUALLY identical
>>
>>73137753
>cody is aesthetic
lmfao /fa/ user detected
>>
>>73137787
He's actually pretty based if you watch his interviews, and he's also a firefighter on the side.
>>
wtf is that Eddie Wineland face
>>
>>73137799

screw your antenna on and off, then shut the router for 10sec and stop seeding yify rips
>>
>>73137819
you're retarded
>>
>>73137819
i meant his face is aesthetic
>>
>>73137844
I think he'll win too
>>
>>73137833
6'8" repoting in, speak for yourself hamlet
>>
>>73137713
thanks for getting us more hate on here
>>
>former WEC 135lbs champion
>fight pass prelims
>>
>>73137667
Just people under 6'1 (girls too)
>>
>>73137844

Good bet
>>
>>73137833
That's because we have a lot of malnourished Irishmen.
>>
HEEM CHINKY
>>
HEEM SLEEPY
>>
:(
>>
>>73137844
>>73137872

Bad bet
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>>73137844
>>73137856

>azns

lmao, PVZ be winnin
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>>73137844
>betting asians
lithgod cmon senpai
>>
what a glas chin
>>
why does mizugooki keep getting heemed
>>
>>73137833
>people under 6'2
lol
>>
>Tfw his chin has been perma-deleted
>>
da fuq

that first punch was like a tap
>>
mizugaki :(
>>
>the ref hugging Mizugaki because he knows he needs the support
>>
Weak stoppage but Mizugooki was gonna get heemed anyway
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>Japs
>EVER
>>
early stoppage. wtf are you watching ref?
>>
>>73137895
Their diet consists of Guinness, whisky, potatoes, and Conor McGregor's balls.
>>
>one punch
>One shot
Errm...
>>
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>>73137914

>Being under 6'4"

Shoo shoo manlet
>>
time for rizin, takeya
>>
>>
Mizugaki was a good bet, just because he lost doesn't make it a bad bet

The odds were too good
>>
>>73137921
FUCK
>>
BAD STOPPAGE

GOOF!
>>
>>73137921
pathetic, no wonder these clowns lost ww2
>>
lmao goddamnit giant stann
>>
>>73137895

You wouldn't let us eat when our potatoes got fucked......we still haven't recovered:)
>>
>>73137920
too bad we didn't get to see it
>>
What does being a dad feel like
>>
Nothing that existed lost
>>
That stoppage was more premature than Blauna Sonnen.
>>
>>73137921

Give him one more fight Dana ;_;
>>
>>73136372
no link to the previous thread? i sincerely hope you choke on your mom's dinner tonight you zero
>>
''One shot''

nah mate, multiple.
>>
I feel bad for the jap man I have such soft heart
>>
BAMBAM gonna get the W
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Lads

Is Mizguaki just completely deleted now
>>
>>73137968
ONE SHOT
ONE SHOT
>>
>>73137971
Me too anon
>>
>>73137975
Yes
He should go to Rizin
>>
>>73137967

>His thread got deleted

Sad!
>>
>98 second dismantling
>98 seconds
>dismantling

PICK ONE
>>
Still miss the blue cage days
>>
Michelle + Perry + Mickey

Get on now. Join the team now. This is your final invitation.

I love you.
>>
SIMULATED DEATH MATCH FABER

SAY IT
>>
So Cro Cop is fighting King Mo at Rizin
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>its a delay as fightpass switches to fox episode
dont spoil heems lads
>>
>>73137996
PVZ
Jouban
Gall
Faber

Ride or die
>>
>>73137965
Lol Wineland isn't a skinhead? Is this the thing now always looking for redneck neo-nazi's?
>>
>>73138022
I'm with you senpai
>>
>>73137939
6'4 is freak height
>>
>>73138017
Surprised he's fighting somebody legit. Thought the last minute announcement would be a pro wrestler or something.
>>
>>73138030

t.manlet
>>
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Goldie looks like he's watching a sleeping puppy when he's watching Brian Stann talk
>>
Just got back from an exam lads where the first 3 fights anygood
>>
Lmao anyone else catch them cutting back to fs1 desk too early for a second And DC trying to tickle Cruz
>>
>>73137844

>deleting your bet because you goofed

Lithuania pls go
>>
almost Irene time lads
>>
Man they've got a lot of time to kill don't they

Glad Cruz and DC are on though
>>
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>Goldberg's last card is an uneventful free meme card
They did him dirty.
>>
>>73138043
Never a big Goldie fan but he seems to have lost a bit of his usual fire. Supposedly Dana was going around basically saying they were thinking about getting rid of him lately so maybs he isn't too motivated.
>>
I WANT THE EASIEST FIGHT IN THE DIVISION
I WANT _____
>>
Isn't Paige screwing Faber for free training camp and sparring sessions?
>>
>>73138042
haha baited sweetie :)
>>
>>73138052

The first was a grown man dry hump another for three rounds, the second was two manlets going at it for three and the third ended with one punch catching the chink behind the end.....comfy so far.
>>
What do you think he was trying to say?
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>>73138049
No problem anon.
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>>73138052
Nah not really but Mizugaki got deleted again
>>
>>73138052
Not really. Gook got heemed. Thats about it
>>
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Why is the face of the UFC a bald manlet?
>>
Why did Jouban throw that shitty front kick I'm having my doubts about him now.
>>
>>73138068
TAKEYA MIZUGAKI
>>
>>73138063
Goldie relapse confirmed, will die of OD in 2017, book it.
>>
>tfw no DC and DC to replace Goldie and Rogan
>>
>>73138091
Conor has plenty of hair
>>
>>73138052
Gook heem sleepy, turbo mean midget fight and boring bohrtzookhah win.
>>
>>73138081

sent a b*tch a picture of my d*ck
>>
>>73138094
;_;
>>
>I'm gonna show him that there's levels to the UFC
What are these UFC levels
>>
>>73138091
Rogan represents the audiences insecurity
>>
>>73138087
>>73138085
>>73138080
>>73138100

perry bless
>>
>twitter blocked

LMAOOOOOOOO THOUGHT YOU HAD A RIVAL BOYYYYYY
>>
>>73138081
He said "here's a picture because this is the last time you're going to look like this"
>>
lol I'm surprised Jouban is so angry. I thought he'd realize it's all fun and games.
>>
will mike perry rage if he loses
>>
God I wanna lick Megan's teeth
>>
wtf why does only alan get interviewed. this paints a narrative i dont agree with
>>
kek, I kinda want Mike Perry to win
>>
>>73138062
how do we know Goldy won be doing 207
>>
Requesting webm of DC dancing with chicken
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>>73138117
you can't rage when you're sleeping goyim
>>
>>73138081
amigo, me hace triste que eres el unico mexicano aqui. Tuve hablando con un brasilero que me dice que se escondieron cuando el werdum se chingo a cain
>>
Jouban Is gorgeous
>>
>>73138091

It's a sign of strength irmaõ
>>
>>73138126
Not wanting Mike "If I see a nigger i pull the trigger" Perry to win
>>
Who is Mickey gonna call out after he wins?

I think Aubin-Mercier.
>>
>>73138091
yknow when Brian was interviewing the manlet I had this thought, Joe makes other fighters look really tall and impressive and even flyweights not that small. A manlet interviewer is an advantage in making the fighters seem larger than life.
>>
annik setting himself up for the burn

classic
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>>73138145

>If I see a nigger i pull the trigger

xD
>>
Perry gets rekt by a headkick I see the future
>>
>>73138141
Who are your Top Five Most Attractive UFC Fighters (Male)?
>>
>>73138108
can
journeyman
gatekeeper
contender
top contender
interim champion
jose aldo
and the atual champion
>>
I want perry to move up eventually become a champ, but I cant see him not get slept somewhere eventually
>>
>>73138146
It's gonna be Platinum
>>
NEXT

>>73138167
>>73138167
>>73138167
>>73138167
>>73138167
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>>73138145
I'm not a racist like you. I just think he's funny.
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>>73138160
You cut the part where he got up and heemed the ref and the nig
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>>73138160
>platinumgetsheemd.gif
>heemd
you can clearly see that he was never out though
>>
>>73138176
Its a meme, bud
>>
hey guys im 56. if i started training now could i get into the ufc?
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>>73138108
oh i get it

fight pass prelims on a fight night card
headlining fight pass prelims on a fight night card
fox prelims on a fight night card
headlining fox prelims on a fight night card
main card on a fight night card
headlining a fight night

repeat with ufc on fox
repeat again with a PPV

there you have your """ ufc levels"""
>>
>>73138140
>Using google translate to give a taquito some comfy online banter
Brazilians have been collectively BTFO these past two years, but yeah, I was glad Werdum got knocked out in the favelas
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>>73138210
ok
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>>73137703
I love that I'm on there 4 times and all 4 times was winding somebody up, good stuff.
>>
how many bongs 'til main card?
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>>73138160
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>>73137603
>neck tat
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