Shit people. Shit theme. Not at night, so shit. Felt like it was only 5 minutes. Confusing. Who the fuck was the white guy. Shit. I didnt see fireworks. No wardrobe malfunctions. 50th superbowl halftime didnt feel like it was a 50th superbowl halftime. Shit.
coldplay was kinda catchy and i have to admit i actually slightly enjoyed it despite how big of a meme they are.
I'm more interested in whoever's gonna be doing WrestleMania's halftime show
It was all shit and but it really hit rock bottom when the stage was all black people with gold chains and Coldplay being cucked in front of 100m people.
Overall the worst halftime show of all time possibly.
I'd love to see anyone split her in half
It should be a crime that a woman with a body that perfect hasn't so much as done nudes
> half-assed medley of different tracks in different keys, tempos, and genres
> visually confusing and disjointed dancing
> terrible play acting by the musicians
all in all a complete shitshow. what happened to just playing a fucking song?
>wow Beyonce looks old and lame
>Bruno is proof that even the coolest, most talented manlet is still just a manlet
>Coldplay wasn't that bad
>the acoustics at the stadium was awful
I was taking a shit during the Halftime show. I ate a lot of Pizza is during the first quarter.
My thoughts as it went on:
The sound was awful.
Coldplay is trying way too hard to channel the 60s with these hippy colors.
Lots of Beyonce leg was the saving grace.
Was Bruno Mars standing on his tippy toes to stand next to Beyonce?
I'm sorry dave I'm afraid I can't do that
coldplay are a faggy soft rock band, the superb owl half time should get a band the melts your face off and gets you going, not some british fag singing about the color yellow.
Beyonce is basically a stripper singing karaoke .
Bruno mars is a manlet
>I hope for her souls sake she earned those honors or she will never make it to Sto'Vo'Kor
>The NFL could have gotten Hall & Oates, Huey Lewis & the News, or some other band that everyone loves
>Instead they went with Coldplayed out, Bustedce, and Manlet Mars to appeal to the kids
was lame, no hype whatsoever. Bruno Mars was the most entertaining and it was the same skit from his previous superb owl
>Huey Lewis & the News
Anon, those groups are 30+ year old bands...
Let that sink in.
If they ever get an old band or group, they should get 1 newish, relevant performer too. But only 1. Anymore than that and the show looks disjointed
>He doesn't like Huey Lewis & the News
>mfw die juden at Blizzard got Metallica before the NFL
I think Chris tired himself out running and Jumping and couldn't continue singing.
being during the day was a huge blow and not their fault, but completely ruined the show, you need the light show or else why fucking bother.
I thought the transitions/song choreography was bad, but was pleasantly surprised they somehow snuck Fix You into it.
I really wish they had played Shiver, but that is neither here nor there.
The little Cuban-looking guy was the best. Beyonce was meh though the dancing was alright, and Coldplay was a really bad fit. Soft rock has no place at an athletic event.
Looks like Oprah
Looks like Jay-Z
>Beyonce looked fat and slow. Her age is showing. Time for Rihanna.
Rihanna is fading fast. She's pretty much over.
Time for Ellie Goulding and Alessia Cara, more like.