>missing the Superbowl to have sex with a girl 10 year old

>>65418722
yes

to have sex with a girl

Just tell your mom to wait until the game is over

>>65418722
dude don't be gay it's the fucking Superbowl

Having sex for 4+hours christ. Just go at it during the pregame show and then get a headache.

just make the appointment for after the game

>>65418722

My roommate missed the World Cup 7-1 to have sex. He came into the living room and looked at the post-game that displayed the score and he just said "........No........there has to be a mistake..."

>>65418898
>4 hour football game
No wonder people outside US don't watch it

>>65419061
Post gondola

>>65418826
This

>>65418722
>>65419038
Just do it during halftime, jeez. And if a woman is trying to lure you away from watching a big sporting event, you should probably dump her ass altogether.

>>65418722
Yeah, the fact that CTEball is fucking garbage is a good reason to miss all the """big""" ones

I plan out fappin it for 4+ hours straight today. Can anyone suggest a lube or lotion that will keep the chaffing at a minimum?

>>65419294
>needing lube because you're a circumcised cuck

>>65418722
not really

its just a 3-4 hour game once a year

just do it. who the fuck cares. its just a game you can rewatch anytime unless the world ends.

I will be delivering expensive pizza during the game and making fucking bank, so that I guess

>>65418722
You can have sex at 365 days*24 hours of the year. Why does it have to exactly when the Super Bowl? Just tell the slut to do at some other time.

It would only be acceptable when you never have sex otherwise and it's only possible during the Super Bowl time frame.

>>65419061
>Cricket lasts a week
Please go on

>>65419576
>thinking you're entitled to handouts
Tipping culture is cancer

>>65418762
this

>>65419880
>tfw you fuck with bad tippers
Eat shit, literally :)

>watching Patriots season opener 2 seasons ago
>ignoring girlfriend's texts and calls
>texts me "are you saying you'd rather watch those big men than fuck me you faggot?"
>miss the rest of the game as she tried to guilt trip me into watching football over her
>sex isn't even that good
>a year later she cheated on me

I'm literally a cuck. Always go for football over women, boys.

>>65420200
>le give me handouts or I scare you
Ive had people fired, not like it's hard to place one monkey for another in those shit tier slave jobs
You people are worse than wellfare faggots

>>65420712
>not fucking her while the game is playing in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEbOL09ACww

>>65419061
>Greeks in charge of attention span

hovering over the thread in Catalog I thought you said "girl 10 year old"

>>65422214
Same

>>65418826
top kek

Lel no way a bitch will get between me and sports

FAGGOT

>>65419409

As if he had a choice.

>>65421301

>You people are worse than wellfare faggots
>projecting this hard on a conservative hivemind tawianese crochet board

>>65421463
This. Watch any black couple fucking in amateuer vids and you will hear basketball or football in the background. Niggas know how to multitask
>white cücks will never learn

File: 1454469237859.jpg (175KB, 1188x1343px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 1188x1343px

>>65421301
>he doesn't tip

>>65418722
But 15 year old you would be so excited and proud.

>>65418722
I've been lucky, all 3 of the girls I have dated this season have been football fans. We just have sex after the games. We talk shit during the games and drink, like it should be. The girl I am dating now is a Broncos fan, pretty much guaranteed to get laid regardless of the result. The other two were seacucks fans, and both were bandwagoners, but were hot and blond, so meh, worth it.

>>65423752
>people actually come on /sp/ to lie

What's the purpose of this, guys?

>Having sex

People don't actually do this right?

>>65423807
What about it is a lie?

Take it from me OP. I'm not celebrating my gf birthday with her today despite being togeather for 7 years and living togeather for 2.

Love me that CTEball

>>65423752
>has had 4 girlfriends over the course of 6 months

okay my man

>>65423874
Girls only have sex with Chads. So you're either lying or a chad

>>65423915
They weren't girlfriends famalam. Just bitches you see a couple of weeks and then drop.

>>65423954
And...?

>>65423954

>not joining the Chad master race

you're living in 2012 brother

Cum fast and watch the game

>>65424045
why, was that when you graduated high school?

>>65424066
College

Who cares about sticking your dick in a wet hole, the bitch can wait.

>>65420200
Why don't you get a real job? Is it because you know you'll make more off of tips by pretending you don't even make minimum wage?

>>65418722
Why dont u just watch it while u fuck?

Why not just fuck with the game on in the background or do the deed during halftime?

I've watched a ton of sporting events while fucking. Just don't make it super obvious or she'll get pissed.

>>65424066

nah, it's when I stopped believing in /sp/'s hivemind. be a chad or have blue gnads

I missed it last year because I was in bootcamp. The Drill Instructors told us that the Pats won and Russell Wilson passed it instead of handing it off and it got intercepted. That's my entire knowledge of Super Bowl 2015.

File: glorious.jpg (148KB, 1140x475px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 1140x475px

>>65418826
XD this

File: tooyoung.png (2MB, 892x1187px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 892x1187px

>>65422214

>>65418722
OP, you're a fucking idiot. I'm literally inviting this QT to come over and fuck for the first half of the superb owl. And then during half time we're going to brush our sex hair, clean up a little, and walk over to my friends super bowl party and get wasted. and then have sex again after maybe. if i don't get whiskey dick

you're shit at time management. and I seriously hope youre not fucking a girl who doesn't like sports

>>65418826
just tell my girlfriend i can watch her son after the game
i know it'll be late but i can microwave mac cheese

>>65422214
holy fuck underrated post

i thought this too

>>65425168
top kek in infantry OSUT we were in gold phase during the 2013 superb owl and ft benning had a super bowl watch party with little caesars catering and I watched my 49ers choke away the game but i was happy to have real food