>missing the Superbowl to have sex with a girl
10 year old me would be so disappointed.
Is there ever a good reason to miss the big one?
My roommate missed the World Cup 7-1 to have sex. He came into the living room and looked at the post-game that displayed the score and he just said "........No........there has to be a mistake..."
You can have sex at 365 days*24 hours of the year. Why does it have to exactly when the Super Bowl? Just tell the slut to do at some other time.
It would only be acceptable when you never have sex otherwise and it's only possible during the Super Bowl time frame.
>watching Patriots season opener 2 seasons ago
>ignoring girlfriend's texts and calls
>texts me "are you saying you'd rather watch those big men than fuck me you faggot?"
>miss the rest of the game as she tried to guilt trip me into watching football over her
>sex isn't even that good
>a year later she cheated on me
I'm literally a cuck. Always go for football over women, boys.
>le give me handouts or I scare you
Ive had people fired, not like it's hard to place one monkey for another in those shit tier slave jobs
You people are worse than wellfare faggots
This. Watch any black couple fucking in amateuer vids and you will hear basketball or football in the background. Niggas know how to multitask
>white cücks will never learn
I've been lucky, all 3 of the girls I have dated this season have been football fans. We just have sex after the games. We talk shit during the games and drink, like it should be. The girl I am dating now is a Broncos fan, pretty much guaranteed to get laid regardless of the result. The other two were seacucks fans, and both were bandwagoners, but were hot and blond, so meh, worth it.
Why not just fuck with the game on in the background or do the deed during halftime?
I've watched a ton of sporting events while fucking. Just don't make it super obvious or she'll get pissed.
I missed it last year because I was in bootcamp. The Drill Instructors told us that the Pats won and Russell Wilson passed it instead of handing it off and it got intercepted. That's my entire knowledge of Super Bowl 2015.
OP, you're a fucking idiot. I'm literally inviting this QT to come over and fuck for the first half of the superb owl. And then during half time we're going to brush our sex hair, clean up a little, and walk over to my friends super bowl party and get wasted. and then have sex again after maybe. if i don't get whiskey dick
you're shit at time management. and I seriously hope youre not fucking a girl who doesn't like sports
holy fuck underrated post
i thought this too
top kek in infantry OSUT we were in gold phase during the 2013 superb owl and ft benning had a super bowl watch party with little caesars catering and I watched my 49ers choke away the game but i was happy to have real food