>not having a Dominican gf cook a bunch of shit
>not snuggling with a spicy Latina you love
>not being maximum comfy with chicken wings and a hot pussy
Not more than three and a half people care about gridiron in my town, so I don't really have a choice. Moreover, I won't be watching it live, I'll torrent it tomorrow because I have to wake up early tomorrow and the owl starts @2:30 am.
>not drinking tons of beer and eating tons of food while watching the sb by yourself
>he's going to get mad at anime images on 4chan while watching the super bowl
>get invited to Superbowl party
>tons of people will be there
>won't get to spend it with /sp/
desu you probably wouldn't enjoy the party anyway. If you're gonna get yourself out there you gotta start with smaller groups and something you'd be less likely to sperg out about.
I remember being in college trying to watch 49er playoff games with roommates/dormmates/in a party situation (I went to college during the 49ers 3 years of relevance these past few seasons)
I literally had to leave because I was almost sperging out over the fact that I was trying to intently watch the game and everyone was talking and being assholes.
When I had to stop myself from screaming for everyone to shut the fuck up I knew it was time to go
I hate people and myself
>In India for work and have to watch the Superbowl at 5:00 am while all my international colleagues will be waking up at half time mocking me for my hand egg sport.
Also Panthers Fag here. Last time we were in the Owl I had Bronchitis and had to watch Brady come over the top of a decent performance from Jake in a separate room because my family quarantined me.
>desu I was glad everyone there were Chargershits
I agree with you bro. I don't give a shit about these teams (aside from I'm hoping to watch scam get rekt)
But the last thing I want are these six assholes talking over all the game.
I hate people too. I even kinda hate my girlfriend at this point.
Am I the only one who watches sporting events with friends, while signposting on /sp/ at the same time?
>anon stop checking your phone there is no way that many people have been texting you
>being so insecure about watching the Superb Owl alone