yeah m8 go hard
Just realized that Kane supposedly has a gf who cucked him out of playing with Tendulkar for fucking Glastonbury but I've literally never seen a picture of her
He doesn't have fb the autistic fuck
They way she's looking at the Big Strong Indian says it all really.
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Virat Kohli is known to be THE most hung guy in cricket, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed danielle's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with kohli barely able to force it past the knob, and danielle moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
we can now say with confidence that the Big Bash's standards are incredibly low
>India lost six wickets to the scraps of the domestic circuit
I bet statschink spent the whole night furiously refreshing the front page for signs of movement
>1 retiree, test rejects and literal who?s from the BBl
>curries losing their minds
Have they forgotten the teams involved in the World Cup and 2014/15 tour? >We're literally using this series to test out a bunch of nobodies before the T20 World Cup.
The best thing about Australia losing anything is the butthurt, ass-shamed excuses that come thick and fast afterwards.
>we don't care about this sport
>not our best team
>we didn't even try
kek worst losers in sporting history, kys
The funniest bit was when Broad was destroying South Africa and they were reminiscing about how Swann retired like a coward.
Like, it's somewhat understandable if Broad was doing it to Australia, but they weren't even playing KEK. It would be like us wanking over Hadlee or Grant Elliott while Australia was winning a test series in India.
Genuinely the most pathetic fanbase in world cricket.
It's especially rich considering we complained about pitch doctoring when our groundsman flat out gloated about doing it against you guys.
Not to mention giving Broad shit for not walking for YEARS and STILL booing him despite us doing it constantly and costing you guys a Test. Cemented my hatred of Lehmann when he called him a cheat on radio, got fined for it and then got bailed out by the station therefore excusing his behaviour.
And then Steve Smith saying Kohli shouldn't have sent him off despite that being what Australia is renowned
The entire culture is flat out toxic.
Still, it was a bit hypocritical for you guys to bag out Amir (I did chuckle a bit at the cash register noise though).
Of course I'll get called Zhang and asked to leave the country for saying this.
Probably too old by then. I'd hope that we have found some better young batsmen by then.
Also think that milne would be a better option over southee or Henry.
Taylor and Cucktill will be younger than Elliott and glasses were in 2015 senpai
>Milne would be a better option in swingbabby conditions than the two swingbabbies
Maybe you should start watching cricket.
Jav and Glasses are freaks though.
Southee has been declining for a while now. He shits out the odd meme performance (England match) but the rest of the time he is shit when it matters. Basically the Guptill of bowling.
BLACKCAPS ANZ ODI Squad v Australia
Brendon McCullum (c)
Tom Latham (cover)
WHAT THE FUCK HESSON
Worried about the no Taylor and Watling.
At least Taylor and Southee are due back for tests so we have our best lineup for the real cricket.
why are >we sending the NSW/WA players for the ODI series?
NZC fucked >us by giving us literally 0(zero) warmup games
So >we should fuck them by bankrupting them by sending a literal joke team without any GOAT South Welshman tbqh
>le get into the national team by walloping Hilfenhaus man
Looks like you already are sending a joke team lad
Unless of course, your bowling "depth" is hugely overstated and that's literally the best you can do past Pattinson/Starc/Cummins/Statpadwood
This is your worst meme to date, statschink
Literally no one has talked about Australia's bowling depth being good for awhile, infact in the media its been the opposite even from the beginning of the summer.
Our depth was good last year when Johnson and Harris were around. Still, having four world-class bowlers is bowlers is pretty good. That is still four more than New Zealand.
>>le AJ Tye would le walk into le pee pooland team xP
I've literally never said that. Tye is overrated, as are most of those Worst Australian bowlers. The only one of them that I rate is NCN, the rest are shit (Paris has potential though).
It's worth pointing out that this is literally our 3rd and 4th string bowling, I'd like to see any other countries 3rd string bowling.
(>)Our second string pyjama bowling from 12 months ago was Pattinson, NCN and Sandhu. Pattinjured isn't being risked for pointless bilateral pyjama shit (which NZC fucking loves, evidently). NCN is injured and Sandhu's form has gone into the loo (he will come again tho) and he is Steven Finn-tier "unpickable" at the moment.
Not sure really. They'll go with either
Anderson or Santner
Santner or Wagner
Don't think they'd need 4 quicks at the basin personally, and we'd have a fucking stacked batting lineup with Bracewell all the way down at 9.
Southee > Bracewell > Boult > Wagner > Henry > Milne > McClenaghan
Boult > Henry > Milne > Southee > McClenaghan > Bracewell > Wagner
McClenaghan > Milne > Boult > Southee > Henry > Bracewell > Wagner
prove me wrong
That may be, but at least we dont backtrack from our foreign policy and literally change our legislation just because some refugee can spin a ball.
One of the most spineless things I've ever seen, and I've seen my government schedule their entire school year around a World Cup.
>goes through the normal channels
>cricket australia put in a good word for him and gurantee employment as part of the normal immigration process with sponsors
>this is backtracking on foreign policy
All your little friends are gone. They've moved on, got jobs, possibly even girlfriends. Maybe it's time to have a good long think about what your life has become.
Party/alco atmosphere drove off the families like a decade ago.
It was still packed for years because now everyone went for a good boozey time, but then they went all >muh decency
Yeah I think they just crack down on it too much and will make an example out of people who seem drunk in any way. Probably because of some of the coverage of the event a couple of years ago with people filling the St Johns tents and vomiting all over the show.
So yeah, they will remove you if you have too much fun now.
I remember the year they ejected >100 patrons sparking it. Now it's something like no drinks after 6 and strictly one drink per purchase. It is kind of sad that people have to get fkng staggered to enjoy an event tho.
Who fuck goes to the sevens to watch the sevens?
It's literally just a party until the finals start, and rightfully so. It was a great community event for people in their 20s and 30s.
/rug/ RUNS /cric/
It looks shit lad. Blizzard just threw every single plot thread people wanted resolved into a single clusterfuck of an expansion.
I have no faith in the content after Cata and warlords too
>averages 50 in t20i's
>barely scrapes 40 in real cricket
Not even shitposting, he unironically is.
Burns isn't great, but your openers are utterly dreadful. Cucktill shits his pants at the sight of a big strong AusGOD no matter how flat you make the pitch and Latham is Cowan-lite, >le get to 30, stall, and get out man
i kind of agree on santner desu
>he's amazing in the field!
How soon they forget that he literally dropped the series against England.
He takes that Bairstow sitter in game 5 England are 8 wickets down with Rashid and Wood at the crease and needing 40 runs off 20 balls.
>his bowling is great!
No. It's painfully average, it's just better than Craig's.
>his batting is great!
He has potential there. I'll give them that.
Spin bowlers seem to develop quite well once they get out of their home country and work out how to bowl properly on spinning decks. Look at Lyon and Moeen, both were absolute trash when they first showed up and now Lyon's scraping into the top 5 Australian spinners while Moeen is bowling alright.
>both were absolute trash when they first showed up
lyon looked good the first time he got into the team. he literally btfo'd sangakkara with his very first ball in international cricket
He couldn't flight the ball at all and bowled at speeds approaching a medium pacer. Fucking Steve Smith did well in his first test game too, that doesn't mean shit.
He was only considered an interim spinner until the next big thing showed up for years.
>implying you didn't just hear about it in that cricinfo article that was published last week and now say "still" to make yourself seem like you knew about it the whole time
neck yourself casual. It's not because they can't face the new ball that the best batsman goes in at first or second drop, but because there's no reason to willingly put them in during the most dangerous period
Mate 4 yrs judo boxed for 8. my current sparring partner is a brown in BJJ. I'm 6'4" 100kg. You wouldn't be able to get me anywhere near the ground. One tap nie night. Like I said, you're a good lad but you're delusional if you think rolling around in the floor with other manlets means shit.
You wouldn't even need to wear a costume to the 7's, you would just go as a spooky skeletor.
I'm not your average BJJ practitioner, I'm already a Brown after 3 years and looking at my black.
SHANE WATSON ON CAPTAINCY WATCH
I REPEAT, THE GOAT CAPTAIN IS BACK
>mfw it's actually true
on a related note, why the fuck does this have 4 likes?