OFFICIAL NEW YORK KNICKS @ TORONTO RAPTORS GAMETHREAD #1

WE MADE IT RAPTORBROS

2 ALL-STARS! THANK YOU BASED DRAKE

>>65241024
jewtube?

>>65241024
Lowry is sitting too

>>65241291
He's on the court right now warming up

jewtube stream when?

Galloway is gonna drop 50

If the raps dont at least make it to the eastern finals then ill be disappointed.

>>65241353
Wtf?

There's literally no point of him playing

He needs to resto

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>Drake jerseys

Knicks never stood a chance

Fucking finally not banned anymore. Let's go raptors

>injuryball

I'm out

>>65241421
>getting baned
>ever

Is Kyle kill?

>>65241448
Eh I posted some fat titties as soon as I knew the Spurs were done the other night. The janitors were not pleased

>>65241463
Janitor can't ban

>>65241473
They reported me, or someone did. Fuck whatever

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>no melo
>no Calderon
>no Porzingis

What the fuck is going on???

>>65241480
It was me

>>65241463
ill never complain when tits are shown

Fuck Aron Affalfo

i wanted to see this fucking porzingis meme

Galloway should start more often 2bh senpai.

knicks stronk

>>65241499
Nazi

So canadabros, how nice is Toronto? Also these meet the hoopers commercials are awful

>>65241496
I'm still trying to convince myself that Calderon is some sort of red herring by Fisher. Sneak into the playoffs with the 8th seed, then unleash Gallo as the starter with Grant backing him up.

>>65241494
The entire country of Canada is a meme

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>>65241522
FUCK OFF!! WE ARE NOT!

bros I'm really starting to worry about Melo.

He's always fucking injured. Knicks should try to move him before it's too late and rebuild the right way

>>65241522

I'd make a joke about gun violence, but that would be in poor taste.

>toronto getting thr all star game and all this attention

Feels surreal lads

Where's Corey Joseph?

>>65241549

Same shit as last year. Hurt right before all stars but ends up playing still.

>>65241549
He's just out as a precaution right now, says it's a normal fatigue thing and that he didn't want to risk a back-to-back.

>>65241566
Coming in soon when Lowry rests

>>65241519

meh. After the honeymoon stage, it's kinda shit.

>>65241549
>before it's too late

haha.

As soon as he signed his last contract it was too late.

>>65241566

On the bench, he's been backing up Kyle Lowry all season.

>>65241519
It's a fun city
I work downtown

What's kind of interesting is the dozens of different neighbourhoods which are all kind of unique
There's also lots to do, like the aquarium and CN tower

Given it's been a mild winter and the CAD is 70cents USD, now would be a good time to visit desu

Why are there so many damn timeouts in basketball?

>gave up 4 points in a row
Timeout

>>65241579
>>65241585
Hm, I didn't know

>>65241593
Because NY lost a lead from 15 to 8 so now they need to reevaluate strategy

>>65241584
Melo has been arguably his best season yet.

He's shining big time in the triangle

>Knisck

>

>>65241593

Timeouts happen during momentum shifts, m8. Raptors have grabbed that momentum by the throat now.

>>65241627
Knicks don't have 3 of their starters you retarded gook

>>65241627

Easy, bruh. No Melo, Porzingis or Calderon. Raptors are doing what they're supposed to do.

Too bad he missed that dunk

>>65241633
much like I grabbed your mother by the throat last night

So what does Phil give up for Teague?

You know he's going to do it.

anyone know a stream?

>>65241653
>Calderon injured
That's a boon

What does a bank like BMO know about basketball?

What does a bank like BMO know about basketball?

BMO...WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BASKETBALL!?

Every commercial break. Jesus tittyfucking Christ

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>>65241674
>>65241678

What does a bank like BMO know about basketball?

>>65241683
ALLEY OOP

>>65241665
There's a stream near my house with brook trout

>>65241699
ahhhh you got me

>>65241691
Alley ooop

FFS Grant, drive.

>>65241699
Brook trout sounds hot. Give her my number

>>65241663

Melo

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>Can they tell a Point Guard from a Power Forward?
>Droppin dimes
>Take it ti the rack

Brook fucking Lopez, m8's.

https://twitter.com/Raptors/status/692882801792720898

I put that shit on everything

Not now, Pizza Hut. I need to eat something halfway healthy tonight.

>>65241758
5 bucks

>>65241766

You really need to stop digging through my wallet and jacket, pham.

I forgot Carroll was on the team

>>65241788
That's my couch

>>65241802
I'm surprised the team is doing so well without him desu

Fuck this. If the Knicks aren't going to play their starters, then I'm not going to watch them and give them ad revenue. Just another example of why NFL is the best product out there.

>>65241802
We will forget about him til the playoff.

>>65241802

He had knee surgery. He'll be out for a while.

>>65241807
Raps are lucky Carroll was around when both Ross and Johnson were shit.

TNT talking about Lowry's 2 AM McDonald's runs lmao

>>65241626
>He's shining big time

lets not get carried away. He's definitely passing it slightly more than ever but if you can't lead a team to a winning record or a playoff birth in the east are you worth that contract? At this point in his career he should have a ton more accomplishments if he's even half as good as he thinks he is.

>>65241823
What did they say? Who are the announcers?

>>65241808

Yeah, why can't players just play through injuries and risk more serious injuries, amirite?

What does a bank like BMO know about basketball?

Do they think a rock is something you find on the ground?

>>65241729
do they think a rock is something you find on the ground?
that setting the table's got something to do with dinner time?
do they know the difference between a double double and a double dribble?
do they find a back door with a map?
do they think a baller is someone who cries?

ALLEY OOP

>>65241850
ALLEY OOP

>>65241858
ALLEY OOP!

>>65241840
>>65241842
>>65241850

Is it sad that we have every sentence and every person's face in that commercial memorized?

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>>65241876
>

>>65241832
Marv Albert commented on the Lowry/Derozan fast-food runs.

Related:
https://twitter.com/LeBatardShow/status/692752053534351361

>>65241831
melo is just a chucker. at 30 years old his team only won what, 17 games? what was the cavs worst season with lbum, like 35 wins in his sophomore year? Can't believe Melo was once considered top 5 in the game, he's not nor was he ever fucking close. A top 5 player does not lead a team to SEVENTEEN fucking wins at age 30, and they sure as shit don't only make it past the first round ONE TIME in what, 12 years? pathetic.

>>65241884
we should play "fill in the quote", i believe this guy just says "what does a bank like bmo know about basketball?" he also might say "alley oop" at one point.

>>65241890
Late night munchies. Cant blame them

Show me a picture of flying squirrels

What does a bank like BMO know about basketball?

AGAIN.

AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>65241876
You missed the Jays bandwagon

The trudeau commercials were the best

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Oh you thought this commercial break wouldn't have the BMO commercial!? HA! FUCKING FOOLED YOU!

>>65241932
JUST
NOT
READY

just an observation but notice how teams that are missing their key guys show up against the Knicks and look good? The Knicks are the complete opposite of that. Take out melo and porzingis and this is a horrible team. I really don't see Phil's vision for this team. Fish is out there playing guys like Sasha and Amundson.

I'm tired of the Knicks being shit every damn year. It's extremely discouraging especially when you consider that no FA are going to want to come to this hell hole of an organization.

What's even sadder is that fish and lance are human pieces of bait to entice KD to come like he's even going to come here.

Best bet is to work with melo and finding a team that has the cap to depart ways. Get some picks and young guys out of it. They need to regroup the right way, as much as i would hate to see melo go its something that has to be done.

>>65241941
>filename

jej

>>65241942
He wants to send winter coats to Syria!

Primo Pasta vs BMO

Which one is more annoying?

>>65241932

If you don't have those Trudeau commercials memorized, you're not a Canadian citizen.

should be a flagrant 2 on Valanciunas, review that shit, he threw a cheap elbow, throw that fucker out

knicks always get called on that shit

>>65241962
What are his policies?

>>65241948
it all started with trading actual players and a 1st round pick for the shitty half of the raptors roster. now we are roasting them. how cucked can a team be?

cant wait for you lottery pick, senpai.

>>65241884
Give him raptors swag

I don't know why Delly was voted most dirty. It's always been Valanciunas, the guy cannot do anything on a basketball court without hooking, holding or throwing an elbow.

>technical foul for throwing a cheap elbow

fucking retarded refs it cant be a tech its a flagrant, the only issue is if its flag 1 or 2 and whether that fucking shit slav should be ejected

>>65241993
it's because he doesn't play defense so those elbows never hit anyone

>>65241993
i think youre forgetting about JR Smith, Metta """""World Peace""""" and Dwayne "jump under your feet" Wade.

How the fuck is that not a flagrant foul??

>>65241998
I don't think they can call the flagrant after already calling a foul elsewhere, can they?

>>65241891
pretty much this. he's easily one of the most over-rated over-payed players of his generation. what never stops amazing me though is knick fans complete lack of awareness when it it comes to this topic when confronted with the reality of the situation.

sup

>>65242050
I wish it didn't snow today,

>>65242032
Sure they can. Otherwise you could just randomly punch people in the face after being fouled without consequence. That's why they reviewed it. I have no idea what the logic was in calling that a technical instead of a flagrant when there was clearly contact made with O'Quinn's face. The only way you can call a tech on an elbow is if there is no contact made and you just randomly swing elbows to intimidate or threaten a player. See the rules on Elbow fouls here: http://www.nba.com/2010/news/features/04/18/flagrant.technical/

Refs are incompetent, fucked up, and don't know the rules. The NBA is an embarrasment.

>>65241891
He was severely injured all but 1 game of the season and sat half of it.

>what was the cavs worst season with lbum, like 35 wins in his sophomore year?
Defense won those Cavs teams games and he was one of the worst defenders in the league. On offense, he had two 15+ppg scorers as well. The Knicks highest scorer outside of Melo was a d-league callup he only played a few games with, and no one played D.

>>65242090
Imagine living in a place where it never snows.

>>65242091
>Otherwise you could just randomly punch people in the face after being fouled without consequence.
I've always seen a technical, or two technicals for an automatic ejection.

>That's why they reviewed it.
They were reviewing to see if O'Quinn had committed a flagrant.

>>65242098
True true

But fuck the cold and the upcoming slush

this Inside NBA banter is pretty GOAT

>>65241959
BMO and it isn't even a contest.

>Does BMO know what a contest is?

Lmao what would this show be without chuck

>>65242195
I feel like going to BMO and asking every employee what they know about basketball

>>65242117
Read the link I posted, it explains everything and proves the refs fucked up.

>>65242213
I have to go to the bank for work all the time

Next time I do business banking at BMO I'm doing that

My nigga jj tho

>>65242213
I want to ask them what they know about being a bank. Had an account there once, they were fucking awful to deal with.

>>65242287
Ya that's why I switched too. BMO is a shit bank

>>65242293
But what do they know about basketball?

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>tfw just bought gta 3,vice city, san andreas on ps4 and now im watching the raps game while they download

I have a feeling the Knisck might win this bros....

>>65242344
They'll get a rhythm soon

Is there, dare I say it? Hope for us knicks bros?

>us

>>65242354
What does a team like the Nicks know about basketball?

*fweet*
>biyombo chimpout intensifies

>>65242337
wow you have shit taste

disdainforplebs.png

>>65242398

*someone blows on JV's ear*
>JV hissyfit ensues

I feel like the knicks are trash but they are a high quality type of trash

>>65242337
Why didn't you get them on pc so you could mod the shit out of them?

>>65242413
AAAAAAaaaAAAAaaa

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Bismack Biyombo is not a very good jump shooter

>>65242419
cause im not a part of the masterace and cant be bothered to mod.

>that music for that DeRozan promo

I loved the 90's, to be quite honest.

So the Knicks are bad tonight because they are missing their star player Calderon right?

>>65242469

Yep. Also, they're missing a couple of scrubs named "Carmelo" and "Porzingis".

>>65242469
The nicks are bad because what would a team like the Nicks know about basketball?

Anyone use the Trojan bareskin studded for pleasure protection condom?

KNICKSBROS TANK FOR US WE NEED A GOOD PICK :)

>>65242510
anyone else go in raw?

>>65242520
Franchise record bebe

>>65242530
She's getting the implant thing soon
Birth control makes her sick or something so in the mean time I need something better than lifestyle skyn

>vujatrips

>>65242538
wish i could help bro i never did have much feeling with condoms

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>>65242482

>porzingis
>scrub

>>65242561

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm

>>65242555
She bought Magnums before because normal Trojans wrre tight but they kind of got wrapped up in my foreskin so I went back to lifestyle skyn

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>>65242577

>he doesn't know reverse sarcasm

>>65242602

No surprise that a Knicks fan knows about damage control

:')

What does a bank like BMO know about basketball?

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>>65242602
>falling for the reverse reverse sarcasm

>Craptors can't even put away the Knicks at home missing their only 2 good players

We are literally playing waiver wire scrubs in the 4th like Vujashit and you guys are struggling. Enjoy your meaningless division title and another first round exit, Toronto.

>>65242617

>implying

Is biyombo elite?

>>65242637
ok bro

>>65242617
What would a nicks fan know about basketball?

Fuck, Galloway is like the only person out there with heart. I wish only the best for him.

>>65242637

Bad shooting nights happen regardless of which team you play. Calm down, champ.

>>65242637
Give us a good pick fuccboi

>>65242637
Eat penis fagit

>Sasha Vujecic back in the league

WTF Phil?

>>65242653
>>65242667
>>65242669
>>65242682

>all these butthurt canucks

the truth hurts, don't it. you guys are stuck in a cycle of mediocrity, making the playoffs but nowhere near contender status, and you will never escape the cycle.

don't you guys have a hockey game to watch?

Okay seriously, who the hell is that bitch that counts down the shot clock every tie the Raptors have the ball?

>>65242709
I think it's DeRozan's wife

>>65242707
Less talking, more tanking

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imagine being a thug ass nigga all your life and being shipped off to toronto of all places. how do you adapt?

>>65242729
You shut up and make your millions

>>65242707

>lolstereotypes

Don't be so salty. This man speaks the truth. >>65242667

WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN

Sloppy games happen, m8's. Raps probably would have lost this if Porzingis and Anthony played, but they'll put this one behind them.

WE DID IT BROS!

10 WINS IN A ROW

Kyle and DD carried the team tonight. What else is new?

How does it feel being part of raptors history knickerbockers?

At least Grant is getting some experience.

Raps played like they knew the Knicks didn't have their best players. Game never should have been this close.

>10th win in a row
>won by 10

They planned this shit, didn't they?

>>65242767
ALLEY OOP!

>>65242775
KYLE DD
GOAT
O
A
T

>>65242729

you make them say UGGHHHHH