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>Meme-piss Depoop
>2 goals 0 assists this season

>Roberto Firmino
>5 goals 4 assists this season


:^)
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heh, kinda funny how united fags were so desperate to call Firmino a flop, and Depay was the real deal...yeah right.

Firmino was unfit when he first started having no pre-season training but you could see glimpses, of his skill as he was slowly introduced, this kid is going to be a big star if Liverpool can keep him, if they get that other brazilian Alex Teixeira that would be an amazing 3 piece brazilian attack..
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Firmino did look like a flop when he was playing under Rodgers, just like every time Rodgers has a decent player signed. He was playing him at right wing back for fucks sake.
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>implying both aren't massive flops for their respective prices
is 5 goals in over half the season now considered good in the EPL?
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>>65233244
and to be fair to rodgers tho, Firmino was not match fit either and took him a while to get used to the Premier league going to be exciting to see him sturridge and coutinho in attack
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>>65233244
this tbqh

also players get written off so quickly in the EPL , I rly enjoy watching Firmino right now. Somehow I don't think Memphis will succeed. I think United should give Januzaj another chance.
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>>65233272
it is when he is an attacking midfielder and only played like 180 mins of the first 7-8 games due to no preseason fitness training at his previous club
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>>65233290
Memphis is just overrated as fuck 2bh but i think man u will give him a few seasons before they sell him, Januzaj i think is another average player, who i think will move on in the summer.
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>>65233278

he would be out on loan or in the reserves or still playing out of position like all the other players rodgers had signed for him
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>>65233290
I bet Memphis will move to a lesser PL team and stay there forever.

>>65233319
He's just having a bad season, not really surprising seeing how hard United is crashing. I don't think he'll be the GOAT united wants him to be tho.
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>>65233333
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>>65233325
Maybe, im just excited for next season when klopp has had a chance to dabble in the market and get his own players in, and see Firmino become the assist king
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>>65233319

Memphis has not been given anywhere near the level of confidence he needs.
Van Gaal worked with him at WC2014, and is treating him like dogshit now. It's the complete opposite of what Cocu did with Memphis the last few years at PSV.
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>>65233272
This 2bh
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>>65233333
CHECKED!!!

and yeah i think some of the signings united made were signings fergie would never of made.....that french striker was a huge mistake, maybe in 5 years or so he would have become a great striker if he stayed at his previous club but to pay that kinda money for him at that age just puts insane amounts of pressure on him..can see him burning out
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>>65233365

klopp isnt signing any players or his own players

he worked under a dof at dortmund and he is happy to do it here

but since he isnt a shit limited manager like rodgers he will actually be able to utilise these talents
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>>65233370
totally agree van laal is a really poor man manager 2bh Depay would have excelled under someone like klopp
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>>65233278
>him sturridge and coutinho in attack
>sturridge
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>>65233400
Klopp has already stated he is signing players and has the last say on them, the transfer committee will still surgest players, but its up to klopp at the end of the day.
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>>65233333
>I bet Memphis will move to a lesser PL team and stay there forever.
I don't think he could do it on a wet Tuesday night at Stoke desu
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>>65233411
yeah thats IF sturridge gets his glass leg situation sorted out
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hes just a klopp babby
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Bobby is world class la
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>>65233418
he will go to a london club most likely he seams to love the nightlife and bling and sluts more than the football.
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>>65233425
watch that go up in 2017 edition heh
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Memphis is just another non white dutch flop.

Babel 2.0.

I do expect something from Wijnaldum though
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>>65233031
let's not split hairs here lad they're both shit
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So we are talkin bout pl where lelster is 1st place team, i think Ac Milan would dominate pl easly
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>>65233450
nah Firmino is class
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>>65233507
ok la
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>>65233507
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>>65233564
>england
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>>65233465
Wjhat are you talking about? Pl is the best league in the world and Milan are already struggling in Seria A.
They'd fight relegation if they played in the glorious Prem
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>>65233031
people with a brain always knew that Firmino is great and memepay is shit.
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>>65233584
Omfg calm ur titts nazi, i was sarcastic
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>>65233561
>>65233564
>>65233576

Calm down calm down the lad is class
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>>65233465
you on the voddy early son?
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>>65233621
>serbia calling someone a nazi

*cough*Srebrenica Genocide*cough*
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>>65233648
Is this reply real? Hahaha so u must be nazi to cuz jerusalimeme
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>>65233665
>Hahaha so u must be nazi to cuz jerusalimeme
Don't you have something better to do? like filling a few mass graves in bosnia or something?
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both still better than hazard 2bh
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>>65233711

Who?!
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>>65233711
Part of me dreams that Hazard's last ever game will be a CL final in which he slips and loses the game.

I just want to be able to spam
>slipping Hazard
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>>65233031
It was fairly obvious watching Firmino that he wasn't fully fit at the start of the season though, whereas memepiss was and flopped, firmino finally got fit and he's playing well. nobody with half a brain called firmino a flop because everyone knew he wasn't playing anywhere near his best
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>>65233202
>kid
he's 24
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>>65233244
I don't like posts like this where some Liverpool fans bash Rodgers like he was completely incompetent. He clearly wasn't good enough to take Liverpool back to the top where we belong, but it's not like he really damaged the club in any way like Hodgson did.
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>>65233370
Memphis should have stayed another year at PSV. Cocu is a great coach, and PSV actually performs at the Champions League.
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>>65233840
>24

that's a kid lol
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>>65233851
rodgers was a bit of a fraud tho, suarez made him look good...without him he got exposed
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I don't care about Depay, you're probably right, but I guarantee you Firmino is not and will never be world class. He's a good player with a decent left foot, not much more.
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>>65233992
delet this
you don't laugh at the dead
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>>65233961
Fuck off m8. Probably a Sao Paolo ABL cunt.
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Depay: 28 games, 5 goals, 5 assists
Firmino: 28 games, 5 goals, 6 assists

You can stop memeing now.
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>>65234000
you do when they kill themself diving
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>>65234004
Wrong. You probably only ever watch Liverpool and English football making you unable to tell apart a legit world class player from a good player.
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As a Liverpool fan, I'm pretty sure Memphis would flourish with a different manager. In PSV it was quick passes and counter attacks. And at shite united you can't even tell what LVG's "philosophy" even is
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>>65233961
he's not even left footed0
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>>65234072
https://www.whoscored.com/Players/110154
https://www.whoscored.com/Players/96182

Why would someone lie on the internet?
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>>65234091
watch it or I'll jab u in the gabber Andrea
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>>65234127
*sigh* it's called transfermarkt, look it up
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>>65234135
*pulls out katana*
*teleports behind you*
Get a load of this baka gaijin!
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>>65233961
>>65234097
>being this much ABL

kek
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>>65233425
I suck at FIFA16. Then again, I've not played since 98. I did have other versions, but played couple of games.

I heard if you have 80+ dribbling you can just dance around the entire team, if you have 85+ Pace then you're great, regardless of other stats. Might make a good Pace + Dribbling team.
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>>65233942
No, it isn't. 'Kid' is under 20. That's the official cut off point, since U20 is the final special competition.
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>>65234302
nah anyone under 28 is still an immature fuckboi
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>>65234302
It's actually U21
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>>65233446
>you now remember babel

is he still alive? what did he do after liverpool?
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They're both dogshit, £7m an assist makes sturridge look good value
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honestly I think United could burn 80M every year and still be well in the black financially so how much of a catastrophe is this really
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFo4wOG9ll4
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Firmino underperforms because he's surrounded by shit players (Lallana, Allen, that horrible fucking Ibe, Origi, Benteke) and good players which don't match his football language (Henderson, Milner).

Plus, he's at his best not at false-9, but playing second-striker to a mobile striker, not an immobile tower like Benteke.

There's also the fact that a team like Liverpool is deeply immersed in the british tradition (perpetuated by Bodgers) of crossing the ball every time (Milner, Clyne, Moreno) or just blooting it aimlessly (Coutinho, Ibe, Moreno), and none of those traits benefit Firmino's game, which is based on quick short passes and runs behind the defenders (which is perhaps the only thing Firmino is actually world class at, his runs are truly amazing but his teammates usually can't spot them, especially Ibe that worthless fuck, who "dribbles" with his head down and misses his teammates runs/lines 10/10 times, it's so fucking frustrating watching Firmino position himself well but no one in the team spot him).

He'll improve more and more as Klopp brings in players which fit his profile (mobile, aggressive on and off the ball, good passers, good vision).

Depay will be fine in the long run too, he'll start being good once that fraud Lang Baal leaves for good.
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>>65233370
memphis looks like shit right now because LvG keeps insisting with his possession based strategy when he clearly doesn't have the players for
I don't rate him but he could be better right now
also he should stop fucking bulking up
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>>65234910
Ty based Ronaldo.
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>>65233031
FILOSOFIE
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Has Van Gaal made a single good signing?
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>>65236172
Pros:
- Schneiderlinn. One of the best DMs in the EPL, of course Lang Baal barely plays him anymore.
- Martial. Massively overpaid for him (70m soon, maybe 80m in the future). Won't be anywhere as good as deluded manuretards claim (hurr next henry/messi/neymar), but can develop into a top striker, yes.
- Romero. Decent backup keeper, lots of international experience, not much more than that. Lang Baal was still retarded in trying to force De Gea out to have Romero as starter, he was pretty flakey against Swanshit. But he was signed on a free, so it's a pro.

On the fence:
- Shaw is a good prospect (though not muh worlds best young LB like deluded manureshitters claim), but you massively overpaid for him £27m, he's prone to getting fat (like in the preseason) and at this point Utd just bought potential, not a complete player. He may yet flop, especially after the injury.
- Depay. Flopped harder than any of the below players so far, but he actually has potential and could flourish under a better manager. On the other hand, his attitude/work ethic/lack of focus is awful and may just as well undermine it all. Massively overpaid for as well (£25m). I know for a fact there are several players better than him in the Brasileirão and Ligue 1 which would cost half the price, the Eredivisie is not anywhere close to what it once was.
- Pigfucker can't run anymore, is injure-prone and is a has-been, plus Lang Baal's filohsofie makes him look worse than he really is. At least he was cheap and could be a good dressing room influence once Lang Baal leaves.
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i can see both doing great
memphis has great technique on the ball no one can deny that, he just needs to start most of the games which will happen once lang baal leaves
and firmino to pray to god that all the mediocre players rodgers settled with leave
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>3rd best player in the world according to chelsea fans
>ZERO bloody goals all seaon
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>>65236493
Cons:
- Angel Di Maria ACTUALLY is a world-cass elite player but who would never flourish under Lang Baal and anyone who knows his history could see that. He's flairful, free-roaming, creative, from a southern/southern european country, independent on the pitch, all things LVG doesn't get along historically.
- Falcao. I still think he can be a top player again if only he gets 2 things: 1) Service; 2) Game sequence, neither of which he had with United and Chelsea. i'm sure he would be one of the topscorers with Spuds. English media/supporters just like to push a team's failures unto individual players
- Herrera is one of the better midfielders on this team, but there's a reason he hasn't been capped for Spain. Not a top player and you massively overpaid (£29m) for him.
- Darmian. Massively overpaid for (£12m). Only good at defending (and even then not great), can't attack for SHIT. Belongs in a midtable 70s Serie A team,
- Blind, mediocre, like all the dutchbabbies Lang Baal signed for Barcelona in the late 90s/early 00s
- Rojo, a £16m bench player who's at best "good"
- Valdez. Lang Baal is retarded and probably hates catalunya now after his 2 spells. Nuff said.

BONUS ROUND:
Youth players: Definitely a MISS under Lang Baal. One of his old tricks is playing whichever young players a team has in their academy until someone sticks and he gets all the credit. So it was in Ajax, Barça and Buyern. The difference is that Utds academy lags 20 years behind modern-day top academies (Barça/Bayern/Sporting/Valencia, etc), the last time they produced world-class players was in 92 and their last "decent to good" players were Carrick and Cleverley. As a result, all the young players Lang Baal has available are TOTAL SHIT (Lingaard, Borthwick-whatever). None of those players will "stick". All the ones which actually have potential weren't from Utds academy to begin with (Pereira, Januzaj), and these aren't getting any game time.
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>Arguing over these 2 shitters

Both have nothing on De goat
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>>65236531
Kevin's shit. Jose watched a couple of his training sessions and had him penned from the start.
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>>65236493
>>65236528
It's all horribly true.
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>>65236565
>Jose
>Trusting the judgement of a man who has officially been recognised as a retard
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>>65236577
It's not, Carrick isn't a Manure youth player.
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>>65236601
CARRICK WAS NEVER EVEN A UNITED PLAYER
FUCKING CRAB PASSER
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>>65236601
Oh well.
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Reminder that poonited sold Chichagoat and got shitty Falcao, then shitty ass Depay etc etc.
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>>65236528
>- Blind, mediocre, like all the dutchbabbies Lang Baal signed for Barcelona in the late 90s/early 00s
I'd put him in the "on the fence" category, he's been useful for them, kind of a swiss knife, can be decent in a lot of positions and not too expensive
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>>65234910
thanks for the non-retarded post
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I remember saying tht he was your typical black pacy negro with 0 heart and determination but dutchfags said otherwise. This is why I admire players like Hernandez. Hard work pays off.
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>>65234135
which classes won penalties as assists aka its bollocks
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>goals and assists are all that matters
>he doesn't actually watch games

By your logic, Hazard is worse than Depay.

Also by your logic, Martial is worse than Suarez, Benzema, Vardy and many more.

Pure delusion.
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>>65236531
>de Bruyne's face
You just know this is the sort of cunt that says he's busy so he can't meet you at the pub and while you're out he sneaks in and fucks your girl.
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>tfw no suarez
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>>65237295
Benzema is the best player of all time. He would carry United to the treble.
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>>65233851

>didn't damage the club

You're right he just filled it with very expensive mid table quality players that haven't produced
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>>65237295
But Hazard is worse than Depay and Martial is worse than Suarez, Benzema and Vardy.

Do United fans really think Martial>Hazard
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>>65237310
He's the one who gets cucked mate
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>>65233851
>but it's not like he really damaged the club in any way
Except he sold perhaps the best striker in the world and bought Championship-tier garbage players + Adam Lallana who's actually decent for that money.
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i want Kloppo to succeed so much
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>>65233202
His 'flop' was just Rodgers playing him the wrong way. Anyone who watched his last hoffenheim season would know that

Good feeling when one of your childhood friends is scoring epl goals
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>>65237626
Have you known him for a long time? What kind of person is he?
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Can someone explain Firmino's eyes to me

It's driving me crazy, why are they like that
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>>65236528
Didn't Carrick come from Tottenham though?
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>>65237581
me too
>>96
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>Memphis Depay
>2 goals, 0 assists
>£25 million

>Georginio Wijnaldum
>9 goals, 3 assists
>£14.5 million
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>>65233278
>sturridge playing a professional football match
>ever
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>>65238210
>Memphis Depay
>2 goals, 0 assists
>£25 million

>Georginio Wijnaldum
>9 goals, 3 assists
>£14.5 million


>Riyad Mahrez
>13 goals, 8 assists
>£350,000
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>>65238258
>Liverpool and Manchester United
>Good
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Are the rest of you even trying?
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>>65234910
/thread.

This anon is the only one worth reading on this shit board. Please post more, camarada.
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>>65234708
He played in the Turkish league for a while but was haram'd into the UAE league
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>>65236528
>carrick
>cleverly decent
lel
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>>65237310
that sounds oddly close to your heart m8
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Raheem Sterling - 9 goals (all competitions)

but of course, Liverpool isn't in the Champions League.
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>>65234910
>>65236493
>>65236528
Somebody give this man a blog.

Surely you don't just contribute here. I would read your commentary on a regular basis.
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