/bundes/liga

>Spanische Wochen bei Borussia Dortmund. Während die Verpflichtung von Mega-Talent Oliver Torres (21, Atletico Madrid) noch in der Schwebe ist, hat der Bundesliga-Zweite einen anderen verheißungsvollen Nachwuchsspieler so gut wie sicher: Aus Osasuna kommt Mikel Merino, der wie Torres schon U-19-Europameister war.

dortmund

>>65217117
>Joel matip and granit xhaka to liverpool

>midfielder Alberto Grassi has joined Napoli from Atalanta
wow

>>65217307
Probably why they signed Freuler then.

>>65217318
whom?

>>65217371
A player from Luzern.

>>65217398
where?

>>65217398
>Luzern
gesundheit

>>65217134
why not sell ramos for $10m?

>>65217418
A city on Vierwaldstättersee.

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>>65217117
who is this semen demon

The danish coach looks really danish

>>65217796
what does that even mean?

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>>65217796

>Dahoud injured

kek, how many more injuries

I felt more watching this german handball match than during any football match in the last few months

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>>65218377

>>65218377
i remember that guy. what's his name again?

>>65218440
Stefan Kretzschmar, the Thorsten Frings of handball.

>>65218449
yeah, that's him

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i hope you're taking care of our qt

>>65218493
big head tßh

>>65218449
*Dennis Rodman of handball

>>65218738
Not going to watch this

>>65218738
>demichelis

>>65218071
the one in the middle is beautiful

>>65218825
More like
>De Michelis
Am I right?

>>65218852
you are beautiful

no matter what they say

gotze to chelsea when

Will Dortmund choke against Ingolstadt?
0-0 incoming

>assletico

Liverpool

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bye

A

>Die FC Bayern München AG hat mit dem Hamad International Airport Doha (HIA) einen neuen langfristigen Kooperationsvertrag geschlossen. Der Flughafen-Betreiber wird künftig einer von zehn Platinpartnern des deutschen Rekordmeisters sein.Der 2014 fertiggestellte neue Internationale Flughafen Doha ist mit einer Abfertigungskapazität von 8.700 Passagieren in der Stunde und einer Jahrespassagierkapazität von 30 Millionen Passagieren eines der größten Drehkreuze in der Golfregion.Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Vorstandsvorsitzender der FC Bayern München AG: „Ich freue mich, mit Doha Airport einen Sponsor aus der Tourismusbranche begrüßen zu dürfen. Diese Partnerschaft ist ein weiterer Schritt in unserer Internationalisierungsstrategie. Teil der Kooperation ist es, dass wir gemeinsam soziale Projekte und den Dialog über gesellschaftspolitisch kritische Themen fördern werden.“

>>65219412
>Teil der Kooperation ist es, dass wir gemeinsam soziale Projekte und den Dialog über gesellschaftspolitisch kritische Themen fördern werden.“
lmao

I'm back. Thank God I didn't watch or listen to the handball. I bet my dad was mad as hell

>>65217796
He's Icelandic

>>65219550
where have you been?

>>65219568
On a train

>>65219633
why?

>>65217631
some strayan slut. Saw her posted on cric a few times so you might ask them.

>>65218738
>Cleverley playing for Everton
Didn't knew that tßh.

>>65219669
For transportation purposes

>>65219885
sounds boring

>>65219914
I like train rides in the evening. Looking out at the lights, listening to some music or as podcast.

Anyone here know anything about Polish football?
Kamil Wilczek??

>>65217117
based holly

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>>65220012
nice meme

>>65219994
top scorer of ekstrasakala last season, now playing for carpi

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>>65220032

>>65220076
I know that much, plus that Brondby bought him a few days ago

Night

So is Dortmund going to sign anyone in this transfer window or was it all bark and no bite?

>>65220393
They were going to sign Malli, but Mainz vetoed it at the last minute, because they see him as crucial/ Heidel wants to take him to Schalke in the summer.

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>>65220370
good night

>>65220491
I know but they said that they want to sign at least two players in this transfer window to strengthen the squad and so far they signed no one.

>>65220393
>>65220491
What about that Merino guy

>>65220569
>Borussia Dortmund ist mit einer Offerte für Osasunas 19-jähriges Mittelfeld-Talent Mikel Merino gescheitert. Klub-Präsident Luis Sabalza bestätigte das BVB-Angebot gegenüber der spanischen Nachrichtenagentur „EFE“.
>Die Dortmunder boten rund 5 Millionen Euro - dem Vernehmen nach sei man sich bereits mit dem Spieler und dessen Berater handelseinig gewesen, ehe Sabalza sein Veto einlegte. Er sei „fest, sehr fest“ davon überzeugt, dass er Merino im Winter-Transferfenster nicht verkaufen werde. Osasuna kämpft in der Rückrunde um den Aufstieg in die Primera División.

>>65220491
imagine if mainz sold malli and got relegated
schalke would have 2 bundes dropouts in charge of their football

>>65220549
Pulisic and Durm are like new signings. In all seriousness though Pulisic looks like he'd have more of an impact than Januzaj anyway, partly because he actually wants to be there.

When did Thorsten Legat become a meme?

>>65221256
At RTL Promiboxen.

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>>65221256
No idea. But I knew Thorsten Legat before it was cool.

>>65217307
>he's injured himself in his first training

>>65221487
Reminds me of Aranguiz.

>>65221702
Will he ever play?

>>65221757
I hope so. He seems like the kind of player Lelverkusen needs at the moment. Shame for his bad uck.

>>65221813
Yeah. I was looking forward to watching him too.

>>65221343
I really did btw. He used to coach my hometown team. Absolute mad man.
Thanks for reading, I think I'm going to sleep now.

Duncan from FCM to AGF
Nice to see him back there, as much as I hate the club. Now we just need Leon to come home this summer.

>>65222053
>FCM to AGF
Who?

>>65222082
FC Midtjylland (fusion of Herning Fremad and Ikast Forenede Sportsklubber) to Århus Gymnastikforening.

Hearing some rumours of a really bad injury to De Bruyne.

>>65222139
>>65222151
Looks like his knee got wrecked.

>>65222201
what a poof

>>65222139
Didn't look <i>that</i> bad

>>65222139
I have a webm. Do you want to see it?

>>65222229
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

>>65222229
I'd rather not, but thank you for the offer.

>>65222229
please no

https://twitter.com/BVB/status/692428125658075136

lol

>>65222229
>>65222227

>>65222268
Welcome to the age of capitalism.

I've accidentally stumbled upon Göatze's twitter

>>65222332
>>65222354

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>>65222398
Did he threatened you?

>>65222436
shut up newfag

>>65222405
>>65221745

>>65222398
and how do you do so?

>>65222536
see>>65222453
:-)

>>65222550
read>>65222343

>>65222550
no

I could see Roberto Martinez doing a mediocre job at a sub-top Bundesliga club next season.

>>65222634
With di-Matteo as his assistant.

>>65222649
Yeah

let me out

>>65223036
Is someone keping you hostage?

>>65223057
*Is someone holding you hostage?

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>Pep is gonna get eliminated before the final for the 3rd time in a row, all by different teams

>>65223242
Im not sure what you're implying

That not only Juventus will beat Bayern but also in the semifinals when they are in the R16

>>65223057
Society
If I don't get out of this house I'm ending it

>>65223276
>but also in the semifinals
No, he just said before the final.

>>65223309
We're both wrong then because he was eliminated in the semifinals by Chelsea in 2012, his last season before Bayern

>>>/tv/65382904

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>>65224054
I never felt remorse when I downloaded/streamed a movie/album tßh.

>go to bed at 10pm
>stand up
>follow morning routine
>look at computer clock
>1:15am
What the fuck. I am supposed to stand up at 5:15am. Why did my body think it is ok to stand up. I have already washed my hair and am eating breakfast right now, jesus christ

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>>65224269
If you have some speed at home now would be the right time to use it, or else you will be tired at 5:15am.

>>65224191
Son of a bitch

>>65224309
I will touch myself for now. Maybe go to bed at 2am

>>65224414
That could work too.

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>>65224368

So what is everyone else doing

>>65224500
doing drugs

>>65224518
Cool

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>>65224581
yeah.....
.....cool.....

>>65224518
please no

Night(2)

Morning

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night bundes

>>65228925
Night

>>65228925
night

>>65229134
Hey

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good night bundes

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goog morning /bundes/.

>>65219412
lmao
>>65222201
lmao
>>65224191
same. if i like an album/artist i usually pay for it/his work though.

Execute all Germans.

>>65229414
nighty

>>65229447
how are you?

Morning folks.
Off to work.

See >>65229598

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:3

Morning

>Der FC Liverpool buhlt um Shakhtar–Star Alex Teixeira (26) und stieß mit einer ersten Offerte auf taube Ohren. Die kolportierten 32 Millionen Euro waren den Ukrainern zu wenig. „Das Team erhielt ein offizielles Angebot und es wurde abgelehnt. Ich weiß nicht warum. Es war eine großartige Offerte“, sagte Teixeira gegenüber „Anfield HQ“.

>Shakhtar Donetsk verlangt dem Vernehmen nach rund 50 Millionen Euro für den Angreifer, der auf einen Transfer hofft: „Ich versuche zu gehen, aber der Manager und der Klub-Präsident wollen mich nicht lassen. Nun muss ich warten und geduldig sein.“

>Teixeira wechselte am 1. Januar 2010 für 6 Mio. Euro Ablöse von Vasco da Gama zu Shakhtar, steigerte seinen Marktwert seitdem von 3,5 Mio. auf 30 Mio. Euro und zählt derzeit zu Europas torgefährlichsten Spielern.


ugh.

>>65224191
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ;____;

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good job raking the fire, bild

>One Direction star Louis Tomlinson is in line to play Leicester City's Jamie Vardy in a Hollywood film following the striker's rise to prominence.

gotze to chelsea when

>>65224054
>tfw very relaxed piracy laws

>>65224054
there is nothing wrong with piracy

>>65230805
Ugh... the only One Direction star is Harry Styles, the other boys are just his background singers!!!

Did Warner deserve the AB medal over Smith, lads?

>>65230944
no?

>Laut dem kicker ist Pep Guardiola im Moment gar nicht zufrieden mit der Arbeit einiger seiner Spieler. Vor versammelter Mannschaft soll er das Übergewicht einiger Bayern-Profis kritisiert haben.

>>65231669
>das Übergewicht einiger Bayern-Profis
i wonder whom he was talking about

Stop posting about Bayern

stop posting

>Federer

>>65230460
Based Bild-Hetze

>tfw early weekend

>>65232631

>>65229425
>if i like an album/artist i usually pay for it/his work though.
me too

Stop not posting about Aufsteiger

>Die Stimmung in der Mannschaft des FC Bayern sei "nicht gut", zitiert der "Kicker" einen Profi des deutschen Fußballmeisters, schreibt allerdings nicht, wer das gesagt haben soll. Das mit der schlechten Stimmung jedenfalls habe zum einen damit zu tun, dass sich in jüngster Zeit auffallend viele Münchner verletzt haben; zum andern aber auch mit dem Verhältnis zwischen Guardiola und seinen Team, berichtet das Magazin und beruft sich auf eben jeden nicht genannten Spieler.

>Der "Kicker" will außerdem festgestellt haben, dass es im Kader "brodelt" - und zur Explosion kommen könnte, wenn die verletzten Stars zurückkommen. "Wenn alle fit sind, kracht es", soll ein Spieler gesagt haben.

Who's the Maulwurf?

>>65233730
lahm

Donati joined mainz from bayer 04 apparently

>>65233730
It has always been Lahm, also with Bild.

>>65233791
>>65233775
how do you know

>>65229923
>Es war eine großartige Offerte
I'm sure he said exactly that. Laughing my ass off.

>>65232708
Knew that feeling last week. It's a good feeling alright.

>working

fucking faggots, man

>>65231669
fucking götze, man

lot of fucking going on today

i've never heard anyone say "lewd" out loud, ever

>>65234107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm85JCMiZ7U

>>65234107
Well, you are in Germany after all.

>>65229282
hi

>>65234225
Hello

>>65234233
sup

>>65234233
what's up?!

>>65234315
Tingling feeling all around, sleepy.

>>65234281
Tingling feeling all around, sleepy.

>>65234330
>>65234334
are you me

>>65234344
No

>>65234205
reported

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So will Dortmund finally get some new players or what? They could really need someone.

>>65234964
they should buy a br

>>65235003
sorry but animal abuse is not tolerated in germany

evening

>>65235008
i see too bad then

>>65235028
hello

>>65234947
?

>>65235052
on youtube I mean

>>65235090
k

>>65234205
ew shes ugly

>>65235138
ur ugly

>>65235240
rude

>>65235240
calm down la

>>65235240
no bully allowed in here please

>>65235240
BTFO

Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT 7h7 hours ago
Also, why sign a New York Red Bulls defender for £3.5m when he's only got 6 months left on contract. Is he better than Andreas Christensen?

So right. Matt

>>65235613
fuck off, Naziscum

>>65235623
Beantworte meine Frage, du Untermensch. Warum werden reihenweise Nigger verpflichtet? Ist das auf politische Anweisung geschehen?

more like andreas shitensen

>>65235659
Wrong

>>65235655
Die sind nunmal besser in Fussball

>>65235659
Not really

>>65235673
i don't think that post is not right

Wer wurde denn alles so verflichtet? Gibs iwo ne Liste???

>>65235675
Erzähl keinen Unsinn, die sind absoluter Durchschnitt. Die Bundesliga verkommt zur politischen Propaganda Maschine. Ekelhaft.

>>65235613
>not wanting some black bulls in your team

>>65235703
Ronnie pls

Woooow. First Denmark goes back to Hummel. Now OB and AaB as well.
Great news.

>>65235745
Muslime bilden keine ethnische Gruppe, du Blödi

Kevin Magnussen back in F1 for Lotus-Renault

>>65235710
Der eine Neger fällt in Bremen auch nicht mehr auf. Die Stadt ist absolut ekelhaft.

>2016
>still having a racist dorfmentalität

wew lad. life must be hard for you.

>>65235824
just like your mom lol

>>65235843
Besser als eine Cuckmentalität, du genetischer Abfall.

finally, they're here

>>65235865
living peacefully with other people isn't 'cuck' at all. there are assholes in every nation though. you represent assholes of germany for example.

there's no changing that unfortunately.

so it's definetly more 'cuck' to get angry at people because of the color of their skin.

le sigh
>>65235028
Hey. How was your day?

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>thinking of brown people as mostly just regular ass people is considered cuck
>thinking of brown people as oversexed savages who want to fuck our women is considered non-cuck

>>65235865
>waah waaaahhhh he's not agreeing with me
>proceed to call him a cuck

you dont even know what cuck means

>>65235978
slightly below average

>all these cucks

>>65236037

>implying it has anything to do with race and not their religious/political ideology

Ignore Ronny, he's just mad he as 4 days to go until the next Hartz4 arrives.

Werder Bremen: Felix Kroos loaned to Union Berlin whilst Gerhard Tremmel & Sambou Yatabare have come in.

>>65236275
I hope France will tell us about Yatabaré.

>>65236275
did kroos even play a game this season?
haven't seen that many bremen games.

also ty france for having the best baguettes on the planet. living close to the border pays off for me.

>>65236217
don't get hartz but social benefits should arrive tomorrow actually
last non-weekend-day of the month

isn't that common knowledge?

>>65236455
>isn't that common knowledge?
most people aren't asis

Hello!

>>65235703
ja aber im allgemeinen kann es nicht schaden 1-2 Neger in der Startaufstellung zu haben, wie es scheint. Ein Jugo scheint den meisten Teams auch zu bekommen.

Hello?

>>65236569
yes hello

>>65236556
did you never have a job?

>>65236631
Hey

>>65236634
jobs are for working class asis

>>65235972
>living peacfully
>assholes in every nation

I hope this is bait.

Wouldnt have a problem with black migrants being raised with christian values and know how civilisation and society works for example.

And even then, which male will be fond of lots of unmarried male foreigeners coming to the country, who of course will want a woman sooner or later. Either come and marry other migrants or bring some qt arab/negro bunda with you to balance it out and blanda upp.

watching champions league highlights from 2012~

ugh

>>65236772
Nice, Im watching this itm(in this moment)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6o6txWRHo

>>65236849
Daniel O'Shaughnessy to Midtjylland for the rest of the season.

>O'Shaughnessy
yeah, no one's gonna believe that's a real name

>>65236903
It's a typical Finnish name

>>65236275
He should be Real's Tobi Schweinsteiger

>>65236741
>which male will be fond of lots of unmarried male foreigeners coming to the country, who of course will want a woman sooner or later. Either come and marry other migrants or bring some qt arab/negro bunda with you to balance it out

why is sexuality/wedding so important when people on 4chan start talking about immigration? There is much more important issues about it, in terms of society and economy and such, yet you people reduces it to sex??? why are you exposing some kind of opinion when your arguments are the ones of someone who did not even finish middle school?

>Kenneth Zohore to Cardiff
lamo

>>65237117
please respond >>65236305

>Kenneth Zohore
stop making up names

>>65237117
also see>>65236340
pls

>>65237271
He played in the Champions League against Barcelona at 16.

>>65237207
FM legend

>>65237333
sure

>>65237229
he is shit

>>65237280
if you like regular baguettes try baguette tradition. The outside is harder and there is flour on it. Taste and feels better in hand desu

>>65237389
>he is shit
:<

>>65235003
they were looking at some 19y old

>>65237423
i did the same on the underground today

any updates on the plump cuntface goalscorer to chelsea situation?

>>65237488
having his medical tomorrow bruv

/bundes/ seems to have a few chair experts; is the Markus, from Ikea a good choice for a chair?

>owning ikea furniture

>le contrarian face

>>65237906
I have a shitty business style chair that I got from Aldi about 10 years ago. The Ikea chair would be a significant upgrade.

Or that's what I'm hoping.

>>65237855
Swivel chairs are too gimmicky for home use imo

>he doesn't use a swivel for his desk

wew

>>65237955
Me too

Markus looooooks really uncomfortable

>>65238075
Realistically how often do you need to swivel while shitposting?

>>65238178
must suck not being able to change positions easily

sometimes I lie on the desk with my right side

a stationary chair would suck for that

When you browse /bundes/ on your virtual reality glasses, how do you click and write posts?
Can you just control it with your mind like Stephen Hawking or do you need to have some sort of device in your hands?

>>65238264
I let Neinhold Bot generate replies.

>>65238231
You can still angle the chair to you liking Comfy positions don't need adjustment every 30 seconds

>>65238264
Depends on the size of the brain

>>65238264
keyboard

>>65238373
>don't need adjustment every 30 seconds

I do

I have decided to migrate to /deutsch/
/bundes/ doesn't satisfy my meme needs anymore, I need more

goodbye

>>65238474
Will you be able to see the keyboard somehow? I imagine I would hit m instead of n quite often.

>>65238524
If it is augmented reality goggles you will. It would take some work to make it happen in VR

>>65238564
Alright, thank you.

>>65237439
That look in his eye..

>>65236903
I have a long time friend with that name. I thought it was irish

>>65238607
>how can this white manlet be so good!?

>>65238620
I think of Ireland and Boston when I see that name.

>>65238644
Samesies

Night

>>65238679
Night

>>65238679
good night

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good night /bundes/.

>>65238679
>>65238778
>>65238895
>>65239743
night

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Straight from reddit

>>65240219
he is retarded
honestly

>>65240219
let me guess, its neither Lahm, nor Lewandowski, nor Thiago, nor Neuer, nor Alonso right?

>>65240219
What a meme

Well, at least buyern will fly out against Juve and then the drops will have been sucked

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>the drops will have been sucked

>de bruyne out for 10 weeks

nice
i
c
e

>>65241285
Lester confirmed champs

autosage-kun

>>65243260
Do you ever sleep