>NFL: Pats have the best QB in NFL history and one of the best dynasties in NFL, 4 rings since 2001
>MLB: Red Sox AL East contenders, WS favorites out of the AL. 3 rings since 2004
>NBA: Celtics: up and coming young team, favorites for the #1 pick WHILE being a playoff contender. 1 ring in 2008, but 17 over all, most in NBA history
>NHL: Bruins won in 2011
Not to mention we are the most educated, wealthiest, and healthiest area in the country. We aren't full of fucking degenerates like the rest of the US, nor are we full of fucking minorities
Not to mention that our accents are instant panty droppers
Get fucked, rest of the US. Stay obsessed with us
When will the torment end? ;_;
Hundreds of Patriot fans are wishing Gostkoski and his family dead because of the missed kick.
>bombston wasn't even attacked on 9/11
>freaks the fuck out over some aqua teen hunger force lite-brites
>gets bombed, killing a whopping 3 people
>freaks the fuck out, accepts literal martial law, loves nothing more than a complete police state shutdown of their city, and begs for more government cock in the ass
>not the cuckest of cucks
pick one and only one, my man
>3 people die in some terrorist attack planned by some teenagers
>Bombston talks almost it for a year, sometimes comparing it to 9/11 and making a big scene at the world series over it when it had happened in april
>"real" boston fans
those don't exist. almost everyone is just a hockey or pats fan and then bandwagon like hell when celtics are good. sox get a decent mix of "real" and bandwagon fan. sauce: I live in new england and went to college in MA
No one makes fun of New York or DC for being attacked by terrorists, yet everyone makes fun of Boston
That shows you how much envy the rest of the US has over us. It's nice to be superior
Boston is a human cesspool. It's like the powers that be know where to spawn human shit stains no one else can stand, so they put them all in Boston so they can have each other to put up with.
tl;dr version: Boston confirmed for the only city in the US that suffers from small dick syndrome.
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>getting cucked by the manning brothers in football
>getting cucked by the lelkers in basketball
>getting cucked by the yanks in baseball
You make it sound like Boston is full of niggers
It's one of the whitest cities in the US. Therefore, it's one of the best cities in the US
>small dick syndrome
LOL, we aren't Seattle
I like USA, its a pretty based country and they give no fucks but New England is the most boring and shitty place on America, you'll only get to be around spoiled WASPs, hipsters abortions in cambridge or Irish mobsters (there's no middleground), their immigrants are colombian narcos and the only thing to do once you pass their "great historical sites" that consist on boring piece of shit brick buildings you can eat clam chowda ON A BUN XD
The upside is that girls are really cute and post people excersice and read a lot unlike most of america, but the smugness and hypocrisy is the norm there, and fuck that, if there's ONE THING people respect about americans is how honest and straightforward most of you are.
Boston is literally a cuck, whitewashed liberal shithole who fails to be New York and act like if their inferior "small town" vibe is something to be proud.
Fuck you Boston, im happy when you get fucked.
It makes you sound like a bunch of Leprechauns.
The nasally Midwestern twang is objectively the superior American accent, which is why all of the evening news anchors are forced to learn it.
>And then that faggot bandwaggoner from New Haven said "refball"
>Red Sox AL East contenders, WS favorites out of the AL
"accent panty droppers"
they sound like retarded englishmen
>healthiest area in the country
>New England is literally the meth head capital of the US
So you see, anons. everything worked out for the best. Yes, the Patriots got knocked out, but it is OK because Boston fans don't care that much, so nobody's feelings are hurt when the team falls from the playoffs, and the rest of us get to enjoy a Owl without the fucking P*triots.
It's a win/win.
holy fuck this level edgemaster-tier autism is comical.
not even bawwston fan here lmao