/cric/

>>65107813

Why is she blushing?

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Who here for /Holly/ ?

>>65107813
>one of New Zealand's five best ever batsmen
>gets cucked by curries

3rd for BSA's Against Twink Sports

>>65107775
I can make an entire team of shit spinners post-Warne


White
Agar
Smith (c)
Hogg
Hauritz
Casson
Krejza
McGain
Doherty
Beer
MacGill

Thankfully I don't have to put based Gary in with those shitters

based daniel BTFO'ing threadcunt

>>65107845
>LE U R LE DANIEL XD XD

is anyone actually watching this shitty game?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

DARSH

legit pathetic

>Darsh

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>>65107813

can you please fuck off? That image was going to be used in my >one of New Zealands five.... series

>one of New Zealand's five greatest ever batsman
>gets cucked by Big Strong Sitaleki

DARSH

>>65107855
watching """""the"""" tennis senpai

Unless you are the threadcunt, a curry or anime watcher I want you to know that I care about you and value you as a friend.

Thanks for being here lads, this is a great community.

I feel bad for Marsh

For such a mentally weak piece of shit he seems like an alright chap

>de kock

Nice catch faggot.

>>65107813
>Vaughan talking about how h8m and agnew were shaked down by a bent copper on the way back from the stadium last night

What a shithole of a country

>>65107843
Yeah, yeah, we read your shit list the first time you posted.

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who is this guys?

>>65107872
Thanks tobi

>>65107852

yes but complete dog shit after Warne retired

if you must, replace him with O'Keefe, but that would be harsh on SOK who is a good player

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iggs

>>65107885

Relative of Jack Kallis.

>BASEDINGS

>shitma

BEGIN THE COLLAPSE

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>Sharma
>99

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>99
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAGAGGAGAAGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

hahaHAHAFHAFHAHJAJHGAJHAKJHGAJHFDGJAHGJAHDSGHASHAHAHA

>>65107843
No real need for a repost. Wasn't particularly amusing on the first go.

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

AGAIN

AGAIN

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>>65107872
I love you too mang.

>99

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>65107889
McGill and Hogg are legitimately world class bowlers that both had great careers despite being overshadowed by Warne in their primes.

Hogg is the GOAT chinaman.

Anybody else really keen for Grease is the Word lads?

Could see the seam change after it went past the bat, on your bike curry, stand there pretending your not out.

>>65107907
He said no curries

> Australias favourite musical is American
How cucked are we by them?

>Hastings is unironically the best option after the NSW & Pattinson quartet

m-muh depth

>LE FUG LE BASEDINGS XDXD

>>65107889
recall bradley hogg to the t20 team desu

>>65107914
>Flogg

kys Gatebitch

he had a FC average of >40

he was GOAT-tier in pyjama but complete poo in real cricket

>>65107920
Indian "memes" are the fucking worst.

They make no sense.

>>65107914
Reminder gatefaggot or krazy unironically tried to argue with me that Hogg was better than Vettori.

Do other Anglo nations share out shitty cuisine?

Sunday roast is pretty on point to be fair. What even do Aussies eat, just BBQ food?

>>65107937
Literally this

>>65107937
We eat tons of meat, Beef, Lamb, Pork and Chicken are all very common

Panty doing pretty well to be honest.

>>65107932
i think the cherry on top is missing(?)
doesn't make sense to me either

>>65107937
PLEASE CHECK OUT OUR RESTAURANTS AND WINERIES MR BIG STRONG ENGLISHMAN

>>65107937
copious amounts of alcohol as well

>>65107936
>or krazy
Wasn't me lad, he was probably better than Vettoldcunt in pyjama but not even close to it in real cricket. (Not that Vettori was great at Test/FC cricket, Hogg was just worse).

>>65107936
Surely no one is that retarded.

>>65107930
Hmm yeah I didn't realise his 1st class average was that bad. I'll never forget him and based Symonds BTFOing the curries with a massive batting stand.

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>>65107937
These are getting quite popular in NZ at sports events now. They always have them at the cricket and rugby. Fritz Weiners. They're bavarian brats on a german roll with sauerkraut, onion and sauces.

>>65107942

In Iceland, this shitey supermarket for obese single mothers (literally their target market because Peter Andre is on the adverts) they took it too far and now have an Aussie meats section. Theres weird shit like emu, crocodile, kangaroo and shit like this. Do you actually eat that?

>>65107952

You guys love your Fosters right!

>>65107954
glasses was unironically a #1 ranked pyjama bowler m80

Literally the best LO spinner between 2008-11

>>65107936
You're horrible at picking me statshit. I like Hogg but only as a pyjama player.

when he bats dhoni genuinely looks like someone famous they have bat in the nets on the cricket show

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>>65107937
Their specialty is fairy bread m8

>>65107961
doesn't look too bad tßh

cricinfo stuck on over 32.2 for anyone else?

>>65107962
roo is pretty common

crocodile not as much, you can get it at some restaurants occasionally

but i've never heard of someone eating emu

>>65107968
Is fairy bread, dare I say it, elite?

>>65107973

Please watch our sport.

>>65107962
really only roo desu

fosters is shit, each state has its own distict brew
queensland is xxxx gold
victoria is vb
et cetera

>>65107978
ye
just switch to commentary instead of summary

>>65107961
Those are fkn good

>>65107964

Yeah I don't have a strong opinion on it. I'm biased because I'll always take a leggie with a good wrongun over a good finger spinner.

Hogg was pretty damn good in the two world cups he won and just in general, but he had a much better team around him than glasses did so its hard to compare.

>dhoni runnign fast at very hihg speed

>>65107979
Braised emu drumsticks are delicious.

>>65107978
>not using based cricbuzz
Possibly the only thing to come out of pooinloo land

Great Northern Brewing Co.

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>>65107987
what the heck, the current overs are at the bottom of the page

why would anyone do this

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>>65107999
>

India have this tBh

I unironically hope Boland does well

He gets so much shit.

>>65107995
where can I get some?

>>65107978
>>65107987

on scorecard its updated

>Cricinfo
>This just in from Prandeep: "If Dhoni scores a single off 2 out of the 5 next balls, he will have 4000 singles in odi cricket at a rate of 4 singles for every 4 he hits". Thanks Prandeep.

Lads why was richardson dropped for Boland after a 5fa

>>65108019

No you want Boland to do well so Cucktill has 60 pies to pad against in Memeden Park

>>65108014
To be fair, Mark Nicolas' articles are second to none on the game of cricket. He does come across as a twat on TV though.

might go to bed lads

>>65108031

Serious answer? So he wouldn't be available for the Stars tomorrow, ensuring Mark Waugh's brave Sydney Thunder win

>>65108029
God bless autists like this.

>>65108043
okay babe ill be in soon

>>65108029
I want Pradeep to post on /cric/.

Is Scott Boland related to Scott Weiland?

Here Come the Habibs looks good lads

>Watson not in the ODI team
>Khawaja "released" from the ODI team

>Richardson in the ODI team
>Boland, Hastings in the ODI team

Based Junior is a fucking genius.

>>65108043
Lets take a shower first.

>so Tubs, did you ever throw a game on purpose?

>>65108023
Local butchers have it here from a near by emu farm.

>bowling out your only wicket taker before the 40th over

>>65108060

'no'

Is Shikhar Darwin related to Charles Darwin?

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>went to the gym 6 (six) hours ago
>still haven't had a shower

>>65108088
based goosey

>>65108081
>smoth copying big strong memecullum's tactics

>5(15)
>against the worst "fast" bowler to ever play for Australia

KEK

>>65108061
THE GOVERNOR

statscunt, how far is Boland off the record?

>>65108060
Worse than ham baked beans.

MS Dos is batting like this is a test

nice gary

>6(20)

7 (21)

Why

Dhoni tanking for the bookies?

Fucking Dhoni every time

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>dhoni

>>65108125
>>65108128
>>65108133
MS-DOS needs to hit the ball desu

FOR FUCKS SAKE

>HE WON'T DROP THIS

Seriously what the fuck is up with this fielding.

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Fucking hell Australia, disgraceful

>Lyon

HE PARTIED TOO HARD LAST NIGHT LADS

>gaz denying Boland of wickets

Cheeky cunt

> He won't drop this

paki tier fielding lads

>>65108119
get fucked

Lmao goof slowmo gary

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>Dhoni needed to get out that ball for spot fixing
>Lyon fucks him

Fucking Boland man

>>65108112
Needs to concede 9 more runs (51 total this innings) without taking a wicket

>>65108161
>>65108156
Why do they call him Gary? His names fucking Nathan

Nice catch numbnuts

>he won't drop this

Is Scott Boland related to Poo Peeland?

>>65108174
It's not Gary it's Garry.

>>65108174
Gary the GOAT

>>65108174
because he's goat

>>65108173

HE'S DONE IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>65108080
and where are you?

>>65108174
>not knowing garry lyon

Jesus christ poor Boland. all but confirmed for the record now

kek

>>65108174
>not knowing who Gary Lyon is

>>65108174
kys /nrl/

>>65107986
>SQ is XXXX
>NQ is Greter Northern
ftfy

And that's the record!

Scott Boland is now the worst ODI bowler of all time with an average of 252!

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>>65108174

>this question

Citizenship revoked

Shut the fuck up Wade fucking hell

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>Dhoni
>no helmet

Where's that vicious cunt Johnson when you need him?

DOH NIIICE GAZ

OOOOOOOHHHHH NOICE GAZZA

>>65108209
NOOOOIIIIIICE

Is Gary Lyon related to Gary Ablett?

>>65108209
why is he such a bogan tradie cunt?

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>the black knight
who is this commentator?

>boland bowling 10 overs

Will Boland take a wicket lads?

we would win if we had our bowling lineup when no injuries

Cringing at the commentary on the England match.

>>65107885
MWNN's alt Twitter account?

>>65108235

Yes but only one

and it will come at an average of ~260 runs

>>65108236
we would win if we could fucking catch

>>65108235
He didn't lol

>>65108235
Will Boland is a retired American Hall of Fame jockey in Thoroughbred horse racing m8

>>65108225
Who do you think he voted for in the Hottest 100 lads?

Wadey looks like a Courtney Barnett type of guy desu

>>65108241
yeah true

> Rest of the match is Brayshaw
Fucking kill me lads.

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

>>65108240
>>65108245
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>65108248
Naw he would unironically listen to Tame Impala and lecture people on how they are saving music from pop.

>Dhoni loses another ODI v Australia at the SCG

I have gr8 memories of that WC Semi Final lads.

Why does Brayshaw exist?

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UMPBALL

>>65108273

does this actually happen?

U M P B A L L
M
P
B
A
L
L

GET BACK GET BACK HEY CUNT

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we are so fucked

>dhoni

>>65108188
jarrahdale wa

>>65108307
nah you got this
india is incapable of scoring big they'll end up 10 runs short

Why do we give little shits like that air time?

Fucking cunt deserves to get kicked in the face. He'll probably grow up to be a tradie.

>>65108307

hard to chase at the SCG because the outfield is so fucking big

not ogre yet

Why is our bowling so shit

India will lose by 20 runs

> India stagnating AGAIN

Fuck sake lads this is just frustrating to watch.

>>65108324
Literally our C grade bowling line up lad

>wanted a wank in the lunch break
>showing Stokes 200 so can't turn off

May combine the two.

You would think that India would be better at meme hitting considering the IPL is so big now. But I guess they rely hugely on foreigners to win games.

>>65108327
Hope Dhoni kills himself

Just fucking hit a boundary Christ this is boring.

>>65108345
Warner got the most runs last year in the IPL lmao

>>65108081
>losing the series 5-0

Is the indian team actually better looking than the aussies?

>>65108359
>>65108359
>>65108359
>>65108359
>>65108359
>>65108359
>>65108359

the finisher

>>65108345

They play on tiny midget grounds in the IPL, just like >you :^)

The SCG outfield literally dwarfs anything in India

What is India doing? JUST FUCKING END IT

HAHA! Is hughsies going to be hit in the nuts by a robot dog? Classic eh?

shots that barely clip the bat and go behind them shouldnt count

they are meme shots

is Dhoni finished?

whatever you do pandey, don't let dhoni get the strike

Nice "strike rate" dhoni

I gotta admit, cricket can be bretty exciting when it comes down to this. The rest is garbage though.

>>65108367
>>65108390
>>65108393
I hope Dhoni kills himself

>>65108409

That's why T20 is the best form of crikcet

:^)

11 runs per over needed

FUCK THE CAPTCHA

>>65108415
>>65108393
>>65108402

>oh look, the summer of cricket casuals have arrived

>>65108409
Thats why T20 is the GOAT format

Cuts out all of the rubbish

>>65108416
Kill yourself turkenjaydee

>>65108409
strap in for the BBL final tomorrow lad. The Hussey brothers battling it out to show who their mother loves more; and all in a bite sized 20 overs each

>>65108423
>"le i post on cric threads in the middle of the night during winter"

what a hero

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>tfw Australia gets cucked in the last over

>>65108423
Have you watched any India game in 2015?
Dhoni has been severely out of form with the bat.

>>65108441
>it's a mitchell marsh final over

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EPIC GAME

>>65108423
In what way does acknowledging that Dhoni is an absolute shitcunt make someone a "cricket casuals"

Easy win for street shitters

>>65108448

literally anyone except probably Bushman in his form would struggle coming in at that stage

it's a two-paced wicket and its extremely difficult to force boundaries at the SCG, if dhoni gets out its ogre

>Darsh

CONTRADGELATION KINGFIRSHARS

Time for Marsh to choke

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>>65108441
>tfw India loses 7 wickets to the next over

Australia's Got Talent used to be on 7,didn't it ?

>Pandey gets his century
>India loses

Book it

>>65108475
>losing more than 1 wicket a ball

Impressive

Inb4 double hat-trick maiden

>>65108481
It wouldn't surprise me if India managed

>in line

nice umpball

M A R S H
A
R
S
H

>marsh

U M P B A L L
M
P
B
A
L
L

FUCK OFF UMPIRE

BITCHWIDE

What does the indian section of the crowd smell like?

>>65108464
>>65108415
>>65108390
>>65108402
>>65108393

btfo

POOPEELIA PTFO

MEME LAST OVER

Shiiiiiit

DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI

>>65108507
KEK

FUCK AUSTRALIA
FUCK AUSTRALIA
FUCK AUSTRALIA

MEME

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>>65108507

KEK
E
K

That would've been a six at Eden Park.

>dhoni
kek

KEK

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>>65108501

>>65108507
RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI RIP DHONI

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>this game

BASED

>Simply need to knock the ball around
>BETTER HIT LE SIX

why are shitskinned poos and wees so dumb?

>>65108359
>you

Shut up Smith. If your so confident how Mitch should bowl why don't you fucken bowl?

TOO TENSE

>>65108526

india have won

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>meme overload

>you now remember Darsh crawling to 100 in the last 2 overs of Australia's innings

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>Australia BTFO

PANDEY GOAT PANDEY GOAT

>celebrating
The game isn't over you faggot

Panda MOTM
R Shamar MOTS

Australia 4-1 lol

There is literally a hot indian actress named POOnam Pandey

>Make your first international 100
>Still lose the game for your team by fucking up the last over of both innings

It runs in the family

LITERALLY WHODAY?

Execute all Marshes.

>>65108549
7 off the last 2 overs
kek

>that field placement
>Smoth shit himself

Poopeelia Ltd.

Fucking Marsh, honour killing in coming

pandey is kinda QT

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Darsh BTFO

Marsh on stuffing his jocks down his throat in the changing room watch

off to work lads

>Marsh scored 7 runs off the last 2 overs
>Marsh conceded 13 runs off 4 balls

>>65108563
He wasted a ton of balls in the last 2 overs trying to get his hundred.

based umpball
and FUCK captcha, its so shit right now

Not sure what Marsh expected to happen when he kept bowling the same fucking thing

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A SELFISH SLOW CUNT, BITCH DARSH

lel

that faggot that got 'coward punched'

"slowing down for milestones"

ayyyyyy

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PANTY GOAT

Darsh for man of the match, amirite?

>memeli and soshit score hundreds
>lose
>only manish pandey scores a hundred
>win
pandey confirmed GOAT

Stove should've bowled the last over himself

FUCKING UMPBALL

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>>65108562
would you?

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Pretty good match desu

who will be in the AUSTRALIAN T20 team?

>tfw I will leave the house soon

>>65108616

she can use my mouth as a desginated shitting street

not really though because thats kinda gross

she is attractive though

>>65108616
She has a mans jawline and eyebrows

>>65108616
yeah I'd let her poo in my loo

>>65108624
Le dradie

>>65108616
She looks like a right arrogant whore.

No.

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>>65108616
>that lack of ass
'no'

>>65108640
hahahahahahahahahahah what the fuck is that

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EXTREMELY PAINFUL

>>65108640
More compact for narrow street shitting

>>65108640
damn shame

the defense of Marsh in the commentary box is outstanding

Wasted prime run-scoring opportunities at the end of Australia's innings (should've finished at 350 min) trying to get himself to the milestone
But apparently that's totally fine and not even a talking point

And then bowls a fucking woeful 1-77 and loses the game

Not to mention his brother with no runs and a dropped catch

>tfw you have a neighbour from hell

Christ that show looks awful but girls in hijabs are pretty hot 90% of the time.

>>65108640

it's like some downey chick was never taught how to put on a bra properly

>>65108651
What they do?

>>65108650
trying too hard

>>65108651
campbelltown?

>>65108640
>that
>ass

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>>65108646
for you

who /NEET/ here?

tradies need not apply

Fucking great knocks from Pandey, Dhawan, and meme Sharma. Dhoni should just accept it and retire soon.

>>65108651

it's not the dreaded driveway blocking tradie?

>>65108651
Don't discriminate against beings from other planes of existence

>>65108584
>stuffing his jocks

but this isnt a kys adaption

> Patterson Lakes Woolies now closed at 10
Yeah cunts I love not buying food.

>>65108669
nevermind disregard this post

>>65108670
> Alex Williamson
Fucking hell I knew he was a memeing faggot but Christ.

>>65108674

>MS DOS literally wins >you the game

>f-fuck Dhoni r-r-r-right guys?

>>65108660
Didn't invite me to his Australia Day bbq

I wonder if I can watch cycling and tennis at the same time the boredom might be enough to stop my heart, causing a relatively peaceful death.

>>65108708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SUhJT3g1c

>L-LOOK BIG STRONG FOREIGNERS AT HOW MUCH WE SAY CUNT XDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>only one big bash game left

anyone else gonna watch iplel

>>65108709
Dhoni will be remembered as one of India's best ever ODI players but he really needs to pull a Brendon McCullum and retire now. There's people much better than him and Kohli's a pretty decent captain.

just ordered a pizza lads AMA

>holly in the tennis thread
>Laura in the the /Cric/
Top kek

>>65108708
Alex Williamson is based tbqh la'

The COPS episode of X-Files is on lads.

>>65108732
Why is /sp/ so shit?

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>>65108691
>being less than 14 years 9 months

>>65108732
Did you get the 3 pizzas and 3 sides for $33?

I got it last night.

>>65108724
Not even going to think about this "spoort" until the REAL sports finish up again.

>>65108724

who cares, NZ tour and then meme "World Cup"

going to be comfy as fuck. Shit Lanka series in the middle of the year will also be comfy because all the casuals will be gone.

>>65108743
because no /afl/

> Pav is an Australian icon
kek

KEK

Can't even hold onto your food, Poo Peeland

Cricket casuals, will you be watching the NZ series?

>>65108756
Pav is an AFL player m8

>>65108724
>iplel
>right after the world meme20
nah

>>65108750
nz tour will be the highlight yeah but ipl is just something to put on in the background every night

Which cricketing nation has the best looking women, and why is it South Africa (whites only)

>>65108747
nah got some crust

fucking pricy

>>65108768
>(whites only)
sure sure Hans, it's okay you can say it here, we're not like /pol/

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>>65108765
>but ipl is just something to put on in the background every night

i would but its literally not on TV, anywhere. Why don't Foxtel have it?