>All these people sucking brady's cock and calling him GOAT for 4 superbowl rings
This man has 5 all as a player and he didn't do it all on the same team with the same system and coach.
Power Rankings, greatest QBs non ESPN Edition
1. John Elway
2. Warren Moon
3. Brett Favre
4. Joe Montana
5. Drew Brees
6. Dan Marino
7. Tom Brady
8. Ben Rothlisberger
9. Sammy Baugh
10. Peyton Manning
>6 rings as a coach
>responsible for all of the pats and giants superbowls
>3. Brett Favre
>4. Joe Montana
holy fucking shit
In 5 years it will be
1. Cam Newton
>Charles Haley is the only player in NFL history to win five Super Bowls. He was a tremendous player, and he was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame Saturday because of that fact. But the lesser-known aspects about him have to do with his penis, masturbation habits and other disturbing behavior from his playing days.
>Jeff Pearlman’s excellent book about the 1990s Dallas Cowboys “Boys Will Be Boys” is flush with stories about just how nutty Charles Haley was.
>Here’s an excerpt:
>The reputation started with the penis—a fire hose of an organ that brought Haley more pride than any game-winning tackle. As he grew comfortable in the 49ers locker room, Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off. But Haley refused to stop.
>He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, “You know you wanna suck this!” or “You only wish you had this, baby!”
>“Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about players’ wives,” says Michael Silver, who covered the 49ers for the Santa Rosa Press Democrat. “It got to the point of ejaculation.”
The absolute madman.
> The rings cost $36,500 each and are the most expensive ever produced by Jostens.
> Kraft purchased 150 rings for a total of $5.475 million
That's chump change for a team that just won the super bowl.
Not materials cost. That's because they're Owl rings. If they were custom jewellery for some Joe Schmo they'd have a resale value of very very little.
Jewellery is a terrible "investment", btw. You'll never get back what you paid.
>loved SF so much he wanted to take pay cuts
>SF thought he was too much lockerroom trouble to they gave him to dallas in turn for picks
>Literally helped dallas's younger players turn into future GOATS
>still had love for SF so much so he took a third stringer contract just to retire as a niner
Can't wait for tom to win 3 more rings and retire the undisputed goat
He also apparently used to just leave his dick out on the table during film sessions. Another incident involved him taping up his sack and dick in medical tape and jumping around the locker room screaming about "I am the last african warrior"
>After retiring he was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and began to undergo therapy and take medication.
Because he's easily replaceable. Had another DE taken his place in those 5 guys they still would've won 3 or 4 of them, maybe even all.
In all 4 of Brady's SB titles he was responsible for a late game comeback.
So this was obviously written by an idiot. Ye, Jamie Dimon is rich. At that moment in time, he was the most powerful person on earth. His decisions were keeping some people in their jobs, and removing others. There was no solution which would have saved everyone, only one that would save some. He had the fucking reigns of the world.
Appreciate if you hate the guy, but that's what actually happened. Brady called the most powerful person on earth who was having a bad day. And he picked up the phone. Sick.
Jordan was a pretty bad person when you read about him. The illegitimate children, the crazy shit he did, never tipping, rude as fuck, the way he treated his legitimate kids. The only person he ever respected was Phil Jackson and even that passed. Such a horrible piece of shit
One of the worst human beings to receive that level of public admiration ever. Like literally ever.
The dude got up out of his chair at a club to go TAKE BACK a tip Rodman gave to a waitress because it was 'too big.' Rodman of course flipped the fuck out and gave her like double after the fact, but that mentality of Michaels is one of the most cancerous I have ever heard of.
When he'd play his sons in basketball even when they were kids like 6 or 7 he'd just beat the shit out if them, talk shit, throw elbows etc. their mom heard about it and made them stop playing.
Jordan got pissed and went out and went in a month long fuck binge with half a dozen girls
>Michael Jordan everyone
>never accused of cheating his way through a superbowl