How the actual fuck do people watch the NFL?
Literally less than 10% of the time are you actually watching sports
What the fuck are you talking about? There's 16 games left per team in the Premier League alone mate
I don't actually sit through entire football games. I keep the stream on in the background while I play comfy video games, then I pause whatever game I'm playing and switch to the football game when a play is about to start. I never watch commercials or sit through the bullshit parts of it.
>most common result is a tie
>5th most common result is 0-0
So much better, right?
mate, we live in an age where women, golf, and video games are considered sports. divegrass has just as much bullshit as handegg does, only instead of 90% commercials and 10% plays, it's 90% dicking around on the field and 10% plays
A 0-0 draw could have more action in it than you would ever fit into the ELEVEN MINUTES of play time in a handegg game. Missed penalties, red cards, injuries, constant attacking, 20 shots per team, whatever. But of course you wouldn't know that because obviously you've never watched football.
Nope, because that lost time is added on as injury time at the end of each half.
Except it's 90% play and 10% dicking around, but obviously that concept is alien to an American.
I mean you should be able to understand this, the puck is constantly in play in ice hockey isn't it? It's just like that.
>only 3 """ """football"""" '"" """"" games left
ESPN has an hour block dedicated to video games. Grown men who play video games professionally make millions of dollars per year and are labelled "athletes". I don't like it, I think it's bullshit, but it is what it is and plenty of people believe in it.
I watch handegg, divegrass, apehoop, and furpuck. Furpuck is way different than divegrass, the playing field is half the size and the style of play is way more aggressive. There is almost no dicking around in furpuck. Apehoop has some dicking around but it's regulated by the shot clock which forces them to make a play in a short amount of time. Divegrass has a ton of dicking around. Most of the game is spent in neutral midfield passing back and forth looking for an opening. Sure, it's technically playing time and there is always a slight chance that a possession like that can explode into a goal opportunity, but that never happens.
Basically, divegrass is only fun when plays are being made on the goal, which happens about as often as handegg action. Both sports are mostly dicking around so idk why fans of one have to claim superiority to the other all the time.
>mfw divegrass has as much stoppage as football but europoors aren't intelligent enough to stop the clock when play stops
>guy tries to start a thread about football feels and the waning season
>thread becomes infested with european faggots and limp dicked euroboo americans that can't comprehend two sports having the same name
we just want to talk about american football so leave
Earlier this season Arsenal and Liverpool played out a 0-0 draw. But it was one of the best matches of the season. Over 30 attempts on goal, 13 of them on target, yellow cards everywhere. The thing with a constantly attacking game like that is either team could score at any time and clinch the game, and up until the final minute you have no idea who's going to do it.
That's competitive sport for you, exciting to the very end, but hey, I'm sure you guys much prefer your 63 minutes of beer and truck adverts.
>watching college sports
I hope to god you're still in college, because that's the only time watching an amateur league is acceptable
Uses the foot and its a ball
Uses hands 99% of time and and its a wierd egg shape
Unfortunately, alot of irish people mispronounce football becasue of muh Gaelic sports, muh heritage.
>it's an autistic meaningless argument over what sport is better thread
difference is I get to watch some poor sap get brain damage for chump change
>most famous athlete is a 5/10 chunky broad who falls asleep in the middle of a match
>most anticipated male fight
>12 seconds long
There's a sex joke here, but like actual sex, MMA faggots wouldn't get it
Amazing isn't it? Really cements the fact we are in Rome 2.0 and the empire is about to collapse.
Loser of this fight got 12k pre-taxes BTW
Because the top fighters actually face each other