Liverpool vs Exeter

>Enrique (c)

???

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>>65063095
>enrique (c)

>Enrique CB
>Enrique captain

Top Kek Jurgen. In anfield already lads, cold as fuck desu

Allen hattrick, you heard it here first

>Enrique

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJZv3_qYltA

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>>65063095

>Enrique (c)

Fucking lel, even Newcastle didn't stoop to that.

>Enrique (c)

and I thought Sunday made me feel suicidal

>>65063095
>LFC: Mignolet, Randall, Ilori, Enrique (c), Smith, Allen, Brannagan, Stewart, Texiera, Ibe, Benteke

>Shit used to be about Carragher, Xabi Alonso, Gerrard, Torres, Mascherano, Arbeloa, Suarez

Also, Enrique captain wat

>>65063298
you aint seen nothing yet famalam bruv

>>65063312
and now the entire french team is black and not french

>about half an hour ago had a worryingly strange feeling from my heart that I've never had before

could be the last game I ever watch, lads, let's hope I go out not crying at this team

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Is this designated Slippy G shitpost threat?
If so..

liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

>>96 (Dead)

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>>65063312
Arbeloa was shite

>>65063430
Triggered

Who the fuck is Enrique, have Liverpool bought a new player?

It's on german Eurosport btw.

Exeter will win. Liverpool is using all new players. Stay mad you Scouse wankers.

>no hat

>a pathetic dutchman posting pasta about player from a team in another country
>a garbage man in a sub-Saharan country

which would you rather be lads

BT SPORT > SKY SPORT

isn't it weird that the worst abl shitposters are foreign?

trying really hard to fit in but overdoing it with the attempted "banter"

>>65063910
this tbqh

at least I can watch BT Sport on my PC for not very much

Will Benteke score?

>>65063990
Probably not

>>65063990
in this match or just the rest of the season in general?

both is a no from me

>>65063962
>>65063962
Premier Sports is the worst.

Who would you rather have?

Benteke or Torres?

Who ever wins will get knocked out by west ham anyway

NO NO

NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO

:)

Dubs and Jürgen Flopp will be sacked today.

>>65063379
>still thinking this pasta is cool

Anyone has english stream?

Tired of you twats slagging off my man Enrique

>>65063990
Dubs says yes

forgot about their meme manager

what a clown

Anyone else here from Exeter?

Does he wear this hat in non-league games?

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>Ilori cost £7m

>>65064208
We are in league 2 and yes sometimes

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>he let it slip

>>65064231
>we

>>65063095
>League two Exeter out singing Liverpool at Anfield

magic of the cup aka refball

>>65064246
>>we

I want a liverpool scarf FROM anfield. If you're going to a game rather soon or just from the area willing to help me out, shoot me an email
[email protected]

This is their cup final and we're playing kids

absolutely embarrassing for exeter, trying their hardest against a bunch of nobodies and still going to get btfo

lineups?

>>65064310
Like they got btfo in the first match.....

>>65064332
it was a tie game last time buddy

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>>65064288
>ynwafromnorthamerica

>>65064332
they had the advantage of refball and their poverty pitch

and luck

>>65064356
>american IQ

>>65064288
I've a spare half & half m8

why isn't Suso getting some time

Owen talking rubbish as usual

exeter were not the best team in the first leg

>>65064380
sold him la

>>65064367
>Making excuses for a premier league team that cant beat a league 2 team

>>65064404
>being a butthurt abl

stay obsessed

>>65064404
tbf its a reserve squad for the most part

inb4 a 89th refball penalty for Liverpool

Literally why doesn't Teixera play more games

WELSH

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Stay mad you fucking shitposting autists

king allen strikes again

>>65064404
its not the size of the dog in the fight its the size of the fight in the dog

>>65063198
it's happening

is allen 1st 11 yet?

told ya

>>65063198
One third there.

Joe Allen is a top top player it seems.

>>65064469
Thank you brave ABBS

>Liverpool score against a league 2 side

>celebrate like they have beaten Barcelona in the champions league final

>Liverpool fans

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Uhm, what

allen at swansea was a completely different player than we saw at liverpool

at liverpool he was a pointless midfielder who played sideways passes

at swansea he was taking people on and scoring goals

All memes aside lads Joe Allen has looked pretty good since getting games under Klopp.
First team player tbf

>both my favorite teams playing

EUUUGHHErhhghh i hate the cup when this happen in it

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>mfw I prayed for a goal desu

Great cross by Brad Smith. Can't wait to see him playing for England.

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>>65064511
It's not who you play, it's how you play

>>65064511
there's literally 2 (two) posts directly acknowledging the goal

abls resorting to making things up, again

>>65064541
>>65064518
>coordinating this well for a stupid unfunny troll

>>65064570
yup you got us

>We live in a world where Christian Benteke is worth 32 million pounds sterling

>>65064570
What troll, i fucking screencapped what sain on livescore, not my fault that site is run by idiots you nigger

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>>65064520
>at swansea he was taking people on and scoring goals

>Bentekek
Literally a brainless nigger.

>>65064604
OK i went to the website to check it out myself and it seems that it is for real and my apolagies

>>65064622
Please anon this is a safe zone. Keep your nasty words (The N Word) outside the safe zone

>>65064630
:3

>>65064630
its fixed now actually

>>65064622
>N Word
Do you kiss your wife's son with that mouth?

Why are there dogs on the pitch?

>>65064614
rose tinted glasses, i guess

but he was actually involved in goals and attacks

>benturkey

Fckin score that lad

How the FUCK are you going to miss that banteke?> For FUCKS SAKE that is the only god damn reason for you existence jesus christ

Mario Baloteke

>tekkes

>>65064695
pitch invasion by exeter fans

>>65064652
>>65064680
Fuck off, Tyrone and CJ

looks like ibe has found his level

>£32.5m for a shitty super sub who starts in cup games

cut the losses and sell him for 15-20 if anyone is willing to pay it and get some proper lad in

Benteke is the Belgian Ishmael Miller.

TFW from Exeter but support Liverpool

I don't know what to feel lads

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Had a quid left in my account. Major doe incoming

>>65064779
Ashamed.

>>65064779
You should feel great. You are part of the greatest family ever. The Scouse family. You are like a step Scouser

le spooky sturridge mystery continues

>>65064771
It amazes me that he was Villa's star man. They must really be shit.

Oh my fucking God....

Klopp has told everyone to feed Benteke to boost his confidence by having him score a few

But he's absolute shit and will not score

And this game will destroy his confidence when he fails to score in 15 clear cut chance

>>65064793
At least there aren't Muslims here

>>65064779
you should feel your prostate.

goal incoming

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allen for england

>>65064815
He is so fucking bad. I'm a Huddersfield fan and I have never hated one of our own players like this.

Exeter fans celebrating that liverpool didnt score

gotta make the most of the occasion i guess, thats probably as good as it'll get for this poverty club

>>65064852
>>65064852
I believe he is Welsh my friend

>>65064878
Does he even get in the Welsh side?

>>65064915
Starts every game when fit

>Mignolet will be Liverpools starting goal keeper for the next 5 years

Is it fair to say liverpool will finish 5th - 8th for the next 5 seasons?

>>65064960
He took a 20k p/week wage decrease so its good business

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>>65064852
Reminder

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>You support a club where the previous manager was such a retard that he unironically spent 32 million pounds on a meme le big target black man player from relegation fodder even though he is dogshit

>>65064974
proof?

>>65064963
"tekabooh son"

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Literally who can stop us?

Benteke went through a long shit spell at Nilla too.

Way overpriced.

>>65065049
>no Coutinho

>is this a library

sorry the fans aren't getting up for it against the mighty Exeter City

>>65065049
>that formation

>>65065049
>Hummels
IF ONLY

>>65065063
Benteke isnt in the top 20 strikers in the league

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>>65063095
>Not starting Ward

>>65065063
>Benteke went through a long shit spell at Nilla too.

benteke has scored 6 in 12

and 7 of those appearances were off the bench

he's not on a long shit spell, he's doing okay

>>65065049
>he doesn't realize >our biggest problem is midfield height and defending set pieces
>he thinks signing a manlet CAM and a CB solves this

PLEASE dont go into management

>>65065075
>that's a bad thing

>>65065049
What does Allen have to do to break into the first team?

>>65065049
>reus on the bench

>>65065118
He is not playing well. If he was he'd be scoring more.

>>65065000
What's this?

>>65065137
Stop being shit

FLANAGAN
L
A
N
A
G
A
N

>>65065137
not be a manlet

>>65065049
>playing this narrowly
would never work

>>65065085
Liverpool were just as quiet against United on sunday. They sing their song at the start of games then barely make a sound after

>>65065148
The magic of makeup.

>>65065147
his premier league record is ~50 goals in 100 games

6 in 12 is fine

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> MFW 96postin'

>>65065182
yeah Anfield was filled with tourists for Man U

was good vs Arsenal though

Is Benteke literally stupid? Every time he has to think he just fucks up and loses the ball.

>>65065182
Because Scousers are busy interpreting the match at hand. Using reason and logic to ascertain a higher understanding of the football requires more mental wherewithal than what your average football singer has on hand.

>>65065221
Can you explain this weird fake hatred for scousers that foreigners have?

you think it's cool?

Reminder that Exeter will have one shot on target, and score

>>65065221
pundit wannabe is the most stupid type of supporter out there

>>65065219
Blacks aren't intellects, it's why there's never been a top black deep lying playmaker.

>>65065049
Watford

>>65065246

It's very strange

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>>65065170
Manlets, when will they learn

>>65065246
I'm sorry that you've read my post in such a way.

>>65065246
They think it makes them a better supporter of their club.

>>65065272
>Heightism
This is the stupidest word I've heard since "fatphobia".

>>65065246
Scousers on tour shagged their ma'

Scousers have higher football knowledge than any other fanbase

This thread is so dead

it's like the ref is desperately looking for reasons to give things in exeters favour

>>65065339
ABLs have nothing to talk about

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>Seahawks hat behind Klopp

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>>65065338
>constantly mocks scousers
>supports everton because of tim howard

What was Rodgers thinking buying an Aston Villa player. He was on Villa for a fuckin reason

>Bentekek spoils another attack
Surprise, surprise.

>>65065381
The tragic part is, I'm not even mocking Liverpool fans as I am a Liverpool fan myself, and people of my own fandom think I am insulting them. Feeling more than a bit upset right now.

Benteke is like the most senior player on the team yet he's also the worst.

>>65065416
Oh fuck off you autist hat wearer

>>65065430
He was dire in the first match. Had one point blank header saved and did nothing else

>>65065416
This is making sad my own people are turning against me.

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>nice commercial ruined by interracial shit at the end

>>65065610
>britkucks

>>65065433
what's wrong with wearing a hat?

>>65065610
>laundry detergent commercial
>features a gay couple with a child
>they've very stereotypically gay and joking about their past boyfriends

the more this shit gets pointed out the less it'll become commonplace in society

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>0 shots on target
>The City of Exeter

>>65065207
>crapple

Why does such a based man use such a shitty piece of tek

>getting dominated by liverpool reserves

borin

ibe was fucking onside

tired of this refball

>>65065665
The city of Exeter is lovely m8

You should come here some time, you can walk around, anywhere, alone, at night, and be safe.

Too bad this mickey mouse tournament doesn't have GLT

if that was exeter they would have given the goal

>no goal

>>65065851
any easy redhead qts?

I haven't seen any of the game so far, have Exeter been beyond the half way line yet?

>30 shots
>1 goal

lel

T H I R T Y T W O M I L L I O N

>>65065934
yes, the tunnel to get to the dressing room is past the halfway line.

>>65065851
Cant walk down burnthouse lane at night and be safe

>anfeild so quiet exeter fans singing gerrard slip song is absolutely booming
ffs

>>65065902
Everyone is easy here because there's nothing to do except sex and drugs

But everyone hates Krauts so you're SOL sunshine

>be Exeter City
>sing the slippy G song
>never going to be close to premier league football

>>65065934
jesus bentke

>>65065972
2/10

Exeter will never forget that time they had a corner at Anfield

>>65065972
they sung it first, then the Kop sung the original version louder, which is why Exeter jokingly cheered

>>65065978
It's called bantz.

lovely hoof that

>>65065970
Just shout pinhoe posse and you're golden

This is how far ABL obsession has spread

some poverty non-league team are singing about an ex-liverpool player

>>65065978
At least Exeter have won the league before unlike Slippy G

Even the most tinpot Irish team would not be as tinpot as these Exter fags

>>65066019
>league 2

Exeter will always remember that one time they got a weak shot on target at Anfield

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>>65066018
Silly really isn't it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgl8vNay3Hw

Explain

>>65066019
Yes, I'd rather win the Conference National than the Champions League any day

>>65066064
The ones challenging the extreme ones have never read the Quran

>Outsung by a league 2 side

And scousers think the atmosphere at Anfield is good.

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top la

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Allen: 1
Benteke: 0

>>65066086
no they don't

>subbing the welsh xavi
>not bentkeke

>>65066086
I suspect this is a bigger game for Exeter fans than Liverpool fans.

>>65066000
oh. couldn't hear it with the thick accents all these people have

Is that Woodman the same guy who does Woodman Casting?

>Liverpool scrapping by against the lowest ranked team left in the competition

Exeter don't have enough songs 2bh

>>65066143
they're actually quite good la familia

slippy stew

We will let in a jammy goal and have to play the entire extra time :(

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>>65066019

70/30 decision? just give it to exeter

Exeter let Liverpool play with the ball loads of times near their goal, yet Liverpool never let Exeter play near theirs, isn't that discrimination?

>singing 10 german bombers at Kloppo

This is the best game i have seen Mignolet play

ABLs disappointed that liverpool are destroying some non-league mongs

OJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J O J

GET FUCKED TIN POT SCUM

Did we find the new Sturridge, lads?

What a goal. Wish he wasn't acting so cocky about it though

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>>65066251
What a goal, good lad

>Benteke

They will regret that, they have awoken the mighty Exeter

OJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJO

i'm liking this ojo lad

he was also pretty good the last time he played

>>65066263
Niggers gunna nig

>In b4 liverpool fans claim Ojo is the best youth prospect in the world

webm of the goal anyone??

>>65066259
Looks like the English Suarez desu

>>65066296
he's the new Ibe, la

Tidsdale looks sharp again tonight, shame his team haven't turned up

Ojo is the best youth prospect in the world

so we can agree that MOTM is brannagan right?

TEKEBOO SUN

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>>65066296
>h-he is s-shit!

Sterling who? Ojo is already better.

Exeter fans seriously butthurt

kek Did they just shhh the library chant?

exeter fans desperate for attention

>>65066334
Benteke MOTM

>Those two guys videoing the substitution

That will make for great watching

>Benteke wrestling

>>65066296
Next Henry la.

Oh wait, that's Martial

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>>65063095

BASED CAFU!!

Loves ScouseCafu

makes me cringe seeing those guys with their phones out recording Ibe coming off

>>65066394
Yup, makes me cringe for a whole generation 2bh

>>65066355
sharp scouser wit that init la

RIP you irrelevant poverty fucks

TEIXERATEIXERATEIXERATEIXERATEIXERA

Did we find the new Coutinho, lads?

I hope the Exeter fans die on the way home

3-0 GET RUSTED U LOWER LEAGUE SCUM WITH A SHIT PICTH

>Benteke

Finally Benteke fuckin does something useful

Exeter definitely still in this game. Not sure Liverpool can withstand this onslaught

T E X
E
X

>Benteke becomes the new number 10

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>Some people ACTUALLY thought we would lose to Exeter

>>65066442

All he did was run to the box and stop. >_>

>>65066438
rude

they seem like nice folks

>>65066454
not gonna lie that was nice cheeky dribble

They should have shown live coverage of Exeter counting the gate receipts from the game, its clearly all they were fucking bothered about

>>65066393
based tbqh

>>65066317
thanks mate have you got tex's goal?

How hard is it to get tickets to Liverpool games on short notice lads?

CHICHARITO TO LIVERPOOL WHEN

>>65066486
You'll need to find a tout lad, but its not too hard

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>290

huge club

>>65066393
Now that Flanagan's back, can we ditch Moreno?

we should let the poor exeters have a goal.

>>65066500
moreno is GOAT m8, why the h8?

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>>65066487

Great defending that

>be Exeter
>try to insult a something club

>>65066438
Rude

Exeter city tried their best!
Respects to Exeter city

>>65066500
>ditching top 5 fullback in the world for unproven flannogan
Unless by ditch you mean sell for 30m+

>>65066526
>Exeter city tried their best!
>Respects to Exeter city

The fans are tinpot scum though

>>65066512
He's good at running down the wing and crossing, but he's a terrible defender.

>>65066500

They can play either side, but with competition Moreno might step up his game

>>65066518
might need a wank tonite

Need to move Benteke back into the hole and have stevie caulker up front.

ANOTHER clean sheet for based mignolet

>>65066518
More please la

>>65066540
i'd say he have decent defensive capability, also dat shooting

I think Exeter City have shown there is nothing between the Premier League and League 2.

>>65066540

Rodgers wanted to play 3 at the back with two wing backs,

makes sense why Rodgers bought him.

>>65066512
>>65066530
>Moreno isn't a complete defensive liability

Exeter fans embarrassing themselves at this point

>>65066535
It doesn't matter, we will not stoop down as low to a literally who club.

>>65066518

Them dirty slags, gawd

might need to rub one out in a bit

Why the fuck does Benteke keep running to the edge of the area instead of making runs in and around the penelty spot did he do this at Villa or is this the result of some shitty coaching at Liverpool

>>65066583
liverpool embarrassed themselves when it took them this much effort to beat exeter.

jesus, the slippy G song for the millionth time

>>65066569
He can reinforce the midfield now.

>>65063095
W-wait, it was today? How the fuck did I miss it, I check the sports schedule every morning. BRB checking the result.

>>65066596
2 (two) first team players
3 (three) - 0 (nil)

>>65066596
>playing your kids
>effort

everyone think it was suarez and sturridge that nearly one the league but every die hard liverpool fan knows it was flanagan

>>65066604
3-0

>benteke

>>65066494
Cheers m8

>bentekek

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ABLs always lose

>BT turning up the microphones beside the kop to pretend Anfield has any atmosphere
>turning down microphones beside Exeter fans because they were making fun of Slippy

wtf benteke

>>65066604
quick la'ski you can catch the last 10 seconds

>>65066607
>>65066605
>Exeter City F.C.
>14th in Football League Two
c'maaaaan

>>65066604
You missed a stunning match

jesus christ, Benteke's 3rd game where he can't finish a last minute counter attack

>Benteke

jesus christ that's the 3rd time in a month

thank god we signed caulker so we dont have to keep playing benteke
CAULKERS OUT LADS

>>65066596

Liverpool academy 3 - 0 Exeter

>>65066628
>haha liverpool won but they were expected to win anyway
>liverPOOP

>Bentekek
How many sitters has he completely fucked up now?

>>65066628
Can't help who we're drawn against m8. We played probably a third string side against them.