The state of sports betting edition
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>Slovakian rball blood transfusion when sub-edition
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
>It's almost at the point where it becomes more value tipping a Premier League/Champions League game where everyone can get on at the screen price
How does this have value when it is priced in Asia but County Cup doesnt? Someone ask please. Thanks.
The solution is that /bet/ takes over the gambling world, but we are too disorganised.
The /bet/ mafia needs to become an actual thing, a small syndicate of us ~10 people.
Researching and getting on bets early and also manipulating some lines like old ROSSY BOY.
Euan should find Rossy and threaten him to stop or else he will be taken down. This will let us move in on his Betfair turf.
So grateful to Israel today I might interbeed with one of their women just to show them my gratitude.
Nah m8, true shrewdies have been in the vinyl buying market for the past couple of years. Selling clueless 18 year olds Beatles records that were pressed on 10 million copies for 30 euros. Market's getting saturated tho. Think there's gonna be a growing market for 80's and 90's technology soon.
that might be true but if you compare euan's fragile student chin to rossy's which gets constant nutrients from the slugs he gobbles up, it's a much closer fight
not to mention low center of gravity t b h, those bulldog built manlets can be a handful
half-cokes burn you out after the sugar and dopamine rush, surely slug meat contains plenty of protein
>hafnar sw was 3.75 at 89:10 or so
>whistle blown an exact minute later
bit weird, though noone was lumping sums, gave me hope for the -0.75
>he didn't lay napoli
guys, i think i'm now a legit italian football shrewdie
nothing like a whole day spent fighting unlucky pens to return back to a tiny profit thanks to another penalty after it seems they have left you alone
would rather make 4-5 good bets today and be down to be honest
hard not to when it takes a day like this or a big mental mistake for me to be down for a day, hell i couldn't even manage that today and it's honestly been a long fucking while since i had a more shoulda-coulda-woulda day
need to work on becoming more robotic in a sense, not reacting to adversity and bad luck
The trick of opening up multiple tabs to get on more money with limited accounts.
1 hr · Cheltenham
Anyone who has been enjoying the "Bet365 re-back trick" they have now put a stop to that.
I only knew about it recently as I didn't even have a limited account to use but it was possible to process several bets on the same price over different tabs while the bet was processing inplay (6 second countdown or something). As they hasn't registered the bet as placed so on a game with £30 lays it was possible to get £150 on per price change with 5 separate tabs and rapidly placing bets while the inplay processing period was ticking down.
Limited in seconds
Reduced lays on matches
No multi-tab rebacks
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS PLEBS
Hey guys, before all this happened i never really considered myself much of a gambling addict. I did have my moments with poker machines and had lost quite a lot of money on them in the couple of years beforehand, however i never felt compelled to drive out to a club or anything to use them, it was always when they were in front of me that i would have a difficult time avoiding them.
6 months ago i decided to do some online gambling out of boredom and i won 4k in one night which sent me into rollercoaster ride over 2 months and gambling every day until i had hit 80k.
I stopped at this point for around 3 days. I was on such a high, i thought i had saved my business, i was thinking about all the things i could do it with it. I then started to think, wait i won this money over an extended period of time, maybe im doing something right. I got greedy, i was desperate to get out of my parents house, so i went back.
Over the next month i had somehow lost half of my winnings, i kept trying to stop but it kept playing on my mind how much i had lost from my highest point. I was happy i had 40k but for some stupid reason it get nagging at me that there should have been another 40k sitting there. It was depressing that i just couldnt be happy with what i had.
By the time christmas had come i was around 15k into my savings and on the night before new years i decided to just throw everything i had left in my savings and just go crazy (another 4k). If i lost it then at least i could start the new year with nothing left to gamble.
6 months ago i could have had around 100k (80k of winning, 20k of savings) sitting in my bank account. Now i have overdue bills, a tax notice that says i need to pay $600 within 14 days or legal action may take place.
The last 2 pay checks were not enough to pay my bills, so i threw that in in hope to win enough to pay them and lost that as well.
I am now selling things from around the house just so i can get these bills paid. Im ruined and i cant stop thinking about all the money i could have had and the life i could have had, all the thingd i could have done with my business and grown it into what i have always wanted. But now its gone, my business is almost gone and i cant stop throwing everything away. On top of that the company i work for part time is being liquidated, so i might just be out a job soon as well. Things could have been so much different for me just 6 months ago if i never decided to go back.
I wish i had never won. Im sure a lot of you are just waiting for that big win that will help you out of your debt or gain back your losses. I had that win and im telling you now, theres a chance it could just make the problem even worse. Stop now.
The idea that gambling makes people lose money and turn into addicts is quite ridiculous.
I mean this line " Im sure a lot of you are just waiting for that big win that will help you out of your debt or gain back your losses. I had that win and im telling you now, theres a chance it could just make the problem even worse. Stop now."
Is basically like an alcoholic telling everyone to stop drinking because of his own addiction problems.
Looking forward to Chingford on Friday, not been out shagging all weekend for a while. Put January losses behind us. Heard Euan is even flying down for the occasion, although the old man will rip into him all weekend for his drink choices and accent pmsl
Not sure if I can make it. I matched with a bird I was talking to in the library a while ago on tinder the other night and I think we are maybe going on a cute date this weekend. I'll see what I can do.
I'm not sure who Euan is but ok that doesn't seem too bad.
The reason I don't use it is because I'm worried of colleagues or people I know seeing my profile on there.. The city I live in only has around 350k people.
How Slavic are you on a scale from 1 to 10?
How many tracksuits do you own?
Do you smoke?
Do you listen to solely techno?
Have you ever found yourself squatting in situations where it would've made more sense to sit?
probably somewhere in the middle
yes, i assume rolling my own cigs gives bonus slav points
actually dislike most edm
generally prefered to sit/stand, used to take a knee when leaning down to take a hit out of plastic a slav gravity bong which became a meme between my squatting brethren
>missed out on corinthians o4.5 because of typing this
It can be done indefinitely though if you have friends and family who are willing to share their details with you, (i.e not be a complete autist). I've done it for a guy I met at the gym, and even his mum lol
>No arguments or points, just crying
That's a good point - you don't have to be a new customer to use a free bet. Meaning you can use matched betting for all the accounts you've ever had.
Plus I would argue you could use indefinite people. I mean how many people do you meet and get to know every week? Just on a night out in the pub you could get to talking with someone and get them to sign up. It just depends on the person you are
Please feel free to sign up with someone's account and then discover a week later they have stolen it from you and taken your precious £10 profit and £200 deposit. Then come back and tell us so I can cry with laughter you utter spastic.
I doubt you've done this much you'd have been pinged for using the same card details and IP and all the accounts you've made would be gone.
It's not advisable whatsoever because if you're being dodgy as fuck you'll get bets void and lose money if your lay bets lose.
Might as well have a savory final meal. Bankroll will be gone by the end of the month. #comfy
way too tired to make sense of all the shit on zamora's twitter, wouldn't make a bet without sheets as they played yesterday and it's a cup match if my eyes don't fool me
could be value in it, if someone spoonfeeds it to me i'll gladly open my mouth but would probably make a mistake if i had to make a conclusion now
>Thinking I'd have the bankroll for this
It's from a Korean restaurant.
Seems like the meal a typical American white woman would love. ;^)
value on guadalajara gone sadly, felt like they were playing a stronger line-up but definitely staying off now
pep guardiola actually retired at dorados, the more you know
anyone looked into the zamora match? still goalless
Yeah i'm comfy af too.
Those British cuckolds wouldn't believe me.
Tomorrow I'll be picking another winner.
>being such an amateur that you can't correctly predict coin flips
>create a skybet account
>put £30 in and put a bet in
zzz considering just shutting off my brain when i see an australian friendly and letting the fingers do the talking as they smack overs
genuinely lost more value by trying to be rational about them
really wonder what the quality difference between australia's many regional leagues is, surely the bookies can't have it all figured out in such a clusterfuck of a system at first glance
feel very dirty for getting on both o5.5 though only small
Remember British lads. Leave the heater off and don't boil any tea so that James can be UAC.
i fist-pumped that goal in a very reserved manner, you got the -1.5 from 3-0 right? thought it was a bit lower after the 4th
praying for one more rochedale goal for inner peace and upper cunts
small on gavrilova. might have a shot against inconsistent kvitova
looking at the teplice match
>interview with coach discussing the training camp, squad and opposition in the croat competition they're playing has literally no audio or subtitles
>10 likes 0 dislikes
fucking czech sheep don't even watch, value should be on teplice if the squad's dece though i'll have to get hold of it first
no bet for me, altach's squad isn't too bad and teplice hasn't posted theirs anywhere, couldn't find it on any croat sites either, plus teplice need just a draw to play for the bronze medal
shaking for OGNC to show some pride
What is THE BETS lids?
And on Oscar speculation:
Will di Caprio win an Oscar - I have seen the Martian and there is no ways Damon can get on Oscar for being castaway in space? I dont know if di Caprio is the new o'Toole and they will just ignore him pretty much like when Affleck didnt get for director of Argo even though he won the Director's guild one. . ..
teplice actually playing a dece squad, had a brain cramp when i thought i checked fb for line-ups but didn't, now that they're a goal down i might take the 0 unless altach dominates rball in the next 15 minutes
please read the post again
seems like the bohemian lads already experienced a croatian holiday too many times and want to go home, you'd really think with the superior infrastructure their parents would take them somewhere more exotic
sivas match looking interesting rball wise, thought trabzon could rotate after winning first group match 7:1, not too phased by it as it was 2-0 at HT so they probably just gave up
would work a kebab stand shift for teamsheets t b h
i honestly really enjoy having an aussie lad who informs us of suspicious things on the market but one more failed fix and i'm running a background check on you lad, starting to think /bet/ mafia has more power than anticipated
Imagine not being able to spot this yourself
>tfw 14 fold acca hinges on Petra winning
not sure I can sleep at night knowing you don't like me
>disallow two perfectly fine goals
>let them score when everyone is on unders
need no more goals from here beyond
tampines friendly coming up lads, sure we all remember jwest spoonfeeding us a worldie when they last played thanks to liverpool reject pennant coming on
well he just signed a contract yesterday, so he should play, wonder if bookies are pricing his presence correctly/at all, shaking
odds on the referee getting a baseball bat-related injury within a week?
yeah, was just wondering, if my memory's correct, in last game he was just straight up embarassing them
First overs, then switched to unders after >>65058789 and >>65058905, now just letting goals in and there will probably be another one
refs are paid off.
the fix was overs pre-match. watch the webms in this thread from the first half to see examples of refs trying to fix overs.
once it was clear players not participating in the fix, they lumped unders. see the 2nd half webms for disallowed goals.
there we go
o3/o3.5 was the original fix
i assume the players got a good talk from whoever was perpetrating the fix during HT
wonder why there were disallowed goals in the second half though, did refs actually lump on unders themselves? perhaps they thought the plan has changed after that penalty pass
no idea if the defender was paid off, could also just be a terrible clearance but looks dodgy
There are two options for the disallowed goals:
1. Changing the fix at halftime for unders since they weren't going to score their dodgy penalties, then once a goal went in that couldn't be disallowed just give up
2. Continue with the original plan which must've been 1 goal in the first half and 3 late in the second half. Stop them from scoring until ~75 minutes and then lump on
yeah i guess we can only speculate and move on, wouldn't say the last one was a bad clearance from the body language, genuinely thought it was roding striker finishing it off on the first watch just from the finish before i actually noticed the white kit lel
>For those wondering, newly-minted Tampines star Jermaine Pennant is on the bench carrying a thigh strain, as reported in today's TNP
shaking at the +, tampines squad isn't looking too impressive, bit scared the strain might heal up and he might play
get on this slag before price drops. she's gonna steamroll all over csn
that's what i thought, but the management is masturbating over him so hard, pics of his face on the match poster and all that, he could be there just to show himself since he signed that contract yesterday
anyway like i said, f5ing at the speed of light and cashing out life if he comes on
Anon stop before you end up having to kill yourself
on bystrica -1.5 from 0-1 down, no precise line-up for this but the names in the winter training camp look solid and 2 players returned that weren't present for the previous 6-0 trashing of a slovakian 3rd league side
should be full of motivation, can not IMAGINE a club from central slovakia giving anything easy to hungarian 3rd league shitters, too far north for that
just got a pen, no text commentary/stream/rball that i could find so not that sure about re-backing however they will most certainly try to run up the score if they get a lead early enough
Total Innings score because they were getting the line on that horribly wrong in the first three games. Stayed away from it today because they finally got it right.
And overs on individual batsman. ODI's are incredibly predictable. All teams have their best batsman in the top three so its always them you're going to bet on. I generally give them five overs to get in, which is also the period it takes the white Kookaburra to stop swinging.
And then between overs 10-30 the batsman basically just nurdle the ball around, milk the second string bowlers/allrounders and don't take many risks (alltho the Indians have been doing this until over 50 lmao) so its in that period I place the bets which is normally time for 2 or 3.
And then it's obviously knowing which players to bet on. Some batsman (ie Finch) are just prone to getting out randomly at any time whereas others generally go big once they get set (ie Rohit Sharma).
But these bets are also risky because it can be literally just one good ball and the batsman gets out which is why I have never gone more than small on them. I've obviously been quite lucky to get that sort of streak.
I have posted the tips but couldn't today because the janny gave me three days off for shitposting elsewhere :^)
could be value in the shkendija - odds line been smashed slightly
mutuals suggest otherwise but http://macedonianfootball.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=7996:mladost-strengthens-squad-with-8-young-players&catid=3:newsflash&Itemid=223 makes me confident in the minus
hope noone got on the macedonia match, shkendija kept dominating DAs but refusing to shoot and just conceded
struggling to grasp how a relegation side with internal problems who just signed some kids and released several players can have a better bench than a top team like shkendija
Bookies intentionally take a bigger percentile profit from SW than AH, same as profiting more from o/u than money line
Probably because they're way more popular compared to their counterparts
>tfw not shrewd enough to lose in 2016