ITT: Shitty team names

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Real Salt Lake FC

Theres a team in Australia called the adelaide bite. Its either basketball or baseball

>>65029530
Any soccer team located in north america that doesn't follow
>Locale Mascots

FTFY

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Im a spurs fan but the spurs name is kind of boring, i feel like a texas team should be called like the outlaws or something badass

Calgary Flames

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>>65030264
A FUCKING S

>>65029607
You need to be over 18 to post here

>New Jersey Nets

>>65030315
Is Stockton Heat a joke about how people there get shot with the heat?

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>>65030425
they were the stockton thunder for 10 years before, when they moved up from AA to AAA some team back east kept the rights to the thunder name and the logo, Bakersfield and Ontario also moved up but they got to keep their old name

>>65029452
Please tell me an intern made this embarrassing logo...

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>>65030473
keeping with california minor league teams you also have the high desert fedoras

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I personally like it, but it is definitely a strange name.

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Another fun one.

>>65029530
Laugehd my head off when i first heard of the team.

>>65029452
UC Santa Cruz Bananna Slugs.

>>65030785

lel, only in the state of alabama

>any team name with an abstract noun

Any MLS team
The Nashville [Sexual] Predators
The Brooklyn Nets
Any weird divegrass team that's like Young Boys FC

>>65030785

that's pretty fucking neato

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Wtf is a tiger-cat? Couldn't you just call them the Tigers? Or the Cats? Why is the tiger all derpy?

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>>65029452
>you will never play for Botswana Meat Commission FC

>>65030835
That's great

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>>65029530

Yup, and "Sporting Kansas City".

Fucking embarrassing t.b.h.

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>>65031239
Why even live?

>>65029607
kill youself

>>65029564
Baseball. I was actually watching one of their games on MLB network last Saturday night
>tfw no gf

>>65030835
>solar instead of polar
kinda clever desu

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>>65029452

Renaming entire team because of sponsor has to score pretty high on shitty names.

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Extra points for accuracy.

>>65030835
damn, you do not want to fuck with that bear

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>>65032020

Cartridges would be more accurate definition with that logo.

>>65029452
Any football team from Zimbabwe.

>>65031239
maybe I will, one day

>>65031239
>>65031408
>not also citing
>Miscellaneous SC Serowe
>Botswana Defence Force XI Football Club
>Extension Gunners

Isn't there a football team in Trinidad & Tobago called Westside Connection or something like that?

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not sure if shitty or GOAT

>>65032381
You're thinking of W Connection. Not sure what the W stands for. There is however a "Westside Superstarz" and a "Joe Public F.C." in Trinidad and Tobago's second tier league.

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>Ghana in charge of team names
>King Faisal Babes
>No Weapon
>West Ham United

>>65032918
>Feed Us 123 FC
Kek

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>>65032918
> Feed Us 123 FC

>>65031077
it was a merger of two clubs back in the day. Cat is all derpy because it is from Hamilton. Never go there. It sucks.

>>65032526
Almost reminds me of a Dr. Seuss character. So, idk

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>>65032268
>Extension Gunners

Easily most /k/ football club in the world.

>>65032918
>Feed Us 123FC

>>65032918
>No Weapon F.C.
>Bazooka F.C.
>Berlin FC
>Metro Stars

>ripping on some country's buttfuck pub league names

Like your local beer leagues have superior names.

>>65033320
operator af

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>>65030835
hockey in florida is a fucking meme at least minor league teams can admit it

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>>65032918
>real tamale fc

>>65032918
>Feed Us 123 FC
ahahahaha i dont believe this

>>65032918
>Kin Tampoun ited

Admittedly I'm a Green Bay fan but Packers is kind of a weird name.

You can add in other occupational names that aren't particularly badass.

Boiler Makers, Corn Huskers...etc

I support Häcken. It means the Hedge. It was founded by two boys from Gothenburg who were sitting by a hedge when they came up with the idea to start a sport club, so they named the club after that hedge.

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Fort Wayne Mad Ants will always be my favorite team name.

The Memphis Grizzlies should rebrand into either the Sounds or Blues.