´>Oh hi Tom and Gisele
Ach! Hallo Tom und Gisele!
Wo sind der cuckenshed?
>'ello u cheeky cunts
Oh, hi guise, didn't know you were invited
>He fell for the noughties blonde girl meme
>TSU there my friends
>We're going out for Sunday brunch do you want to come?
>nice party you have going here guise
>i-is that sprite, don't you lie to me
All the soccer players except one have tiny eyes and misshapen heads
Jesus guys they all look inbred as fuck
>yfw Rooney looks objectively more endearing than Schweinsteiger in those pictures
>i'm a football player not a member of a teen pop group i sware
Sorry we're late, we just came from a photoshoot.
>what does it mean if you are not hispanic at all but sort of look like messi
since you asked this on 4chan, the obvious answer is that your mother's husband is a cuck and not your father.
My name is Victor, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of barça, and starter on manure. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch