´>Oh hi Tom and Gisele

>>65027809

Tom would be completely starstruck tbqh

>plays soccer
>English
>hair implants

What's there to be jealous of?

>>65027849
he's irish

>>65027857
he's irish in the same way that half the german national team is turkish tbf

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>>65027809

Ach! Hallo Tom und Gisele!

Wo sind der cuckenshed?

>>65027809
Who is this monkey looking retard

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Oh hey Wayne and Coleen

>>65027962
top english goalscorer

>>65027962
The GOAT English player.

>>65027962
EBWR

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Oh hey random athlete and wife

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Oh hey Laudrup and The Thing.

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>'ello u cheeky cunts

Müller where

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>>65027809
Oh, hi guise, didn't know you were invited

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>>65029259
>He fell for the noughties blonde girl meme

Where is ronaldo??

>>65029259
>le llama man

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>TSU there my friends

>>65027809
>>65027955
>>65028020
>>65029259

so based

>>65029297
>>65029320

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hello friends

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>>65027809
>We're going out for Sunday brunch do you want to come?

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hi everyone

>>65029482
>bouncer cock on her breath

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Oh, hola de nuevo Wayne y Coleen.

>>65027809
>that's a 10/10 in Britbongistan

she's painfully ugly, her nose is literally deformed, that's the best piece of ass the top athlete in England can get?

>>65029537
>his face

JUST

>go to the freezer
>someones had me last oreo ice cream

i seriously wont stand for this lads

>>65029375

oh dear

where can i find the full version of that asuka ass pic in the j-list ad

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>>65029291
>nice party you have going here guise
>i-is that sprite, don't you lie to me

>>65029537
Why does Falcao look so autistic in every picture? Is he one of us

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All the soccer players except one have tiny eyes and misshapen heads

Jesus guys they all look inbred as fuck

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>>65027809
>>65027955
>yfw Rooney looks objectively more endearing than Schweinsteiger in those pictures

>>65029537
>>65029602
he looks like he needs to use a toilet

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>i'm a football player not a member of a teen pop group i sware

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hola mi amigos

>>65029259
Master race.
inb4 heretics

>>65029375
>dat hight test
ma nig

>>65029698
lads

pls respond

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>>65029766
>posting a pic of your dad on 4chan

>>65029718
what does it mean if you are not hispanic at all but sort of look like messi ? (i am also autistic)

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oh hey sherman!

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Sorry we're late, we just came from a photoshoot.

>>65029888
>you will never do lines and take shots with Maradona while having a foursome

Why even live

>>65029718

his weird beady eyes are too close together

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>>65030042
>what does it mean if you are not hispanic at all but sort of look like messi

since you asked this on 4chan, the obvious answer is that your mother's husband is a cuck and not your father.

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>>65029911
laddies

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>>65030141

>>65029656
Give them hell lad, there is no force like the Anglo who's treat has been stolen

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Victor, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of barça, and starter on manure. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>65030172
0/10

You put as much effort into adapting this pasta as you put in your job applications, Paco.

>>65030042
means you're italian

>>65029132
this faggot got a shit wife just to be able to tell people he's gay without telling people he's gay

>>65029911

Fuck Brazil, just walk outside and you'll see all the bunda you'd want. Hell, you might even find a qt redhead with blue eyes like Asuka and a bunda like Adriana Lima.