While the Amerimemes are busy talking about coin tossing competitions, let's have a thread about football and of course the best league in the world.
Who wins today lads?
Will they choke?
>Earning 5 million eurobucks per year to do a worse job than Helton
>Porto even bothering to hire Casillas, considering Helton hasn't fucked up this bad since forever, is the team captain and can sing
The only upside is that Porto is only paying part of his salary, with Halal footing the majority of the bill
i think we can all agree that helton is the best player that ever lived
not in footballing quality per say but in everything else hes done for the game
>amazing player nonetheless
>faithful to club and supporters
>respectable to everyone else
>plays the fucking drums in a band
admit it /b/
Yeah man, Helton is a class act and very underrated keeper. Lopetegui is a complete dumbass for shitting on Helton in favor of fuckups like Fabiano (lol) and now Casillas. Not that I'm complaining (SLB fan here).
>Porto choke the league
With Jesus coaching any of the rivals, and no manager like Vitor Pereira at the helm, Porto is always going to choke away the title even when their squad is far and away the best in the league.
Del Forest is blindly in love with caquillas
>vitor pereira at the helm
i kinda miss him now
he was irritating against smaller clubs, always fiddling about with the ball, but never lost against a big team
I always knew Vitor Pereira was something special man. So special I'm convinced he was the one behind the AVB almost perfect season. I'm not even mad about the 92nd, ever since then Porto has gone to shit.
Can we stop with the meme that Porto has a great squad?
Herrera is either good or mediocre
Danilo is a bit dumb
Imbula has superstar sindrome
Brahimi is dog shit
The mexican winger has potential but not that good yet
Tello just knows how to run
Aboubakar can't score
>Campeões na Luz
Thanks based Jesus.
a common criticism was the poor control of the squad in the locker room, better performances in europe and the domestic cups.
but if porto fans could see the future, they would have been so grateful to him.
Always reminds me of this.
dont forget the 2011 cup semis
i remember you thinking it would be the one thing you would take away from us hahahahahah
THATS RIGHT MA NIGGA GOAT IN THE MAKING
How could I forget, I was at Luz watching the game.
Just put Helton in. Done. Problem solved.
I'll give you that one. Marcano is decent, mostly because he's confortable on the ball
Just dumb? He's got shit technique, terrible passing and positioning. People only like him because he runs a lot, usually to the wrong places.
>Brahimi is dog shit
He's good, but there's no passing lines because everyone runs away from him everytime he has the ball, so he's always forced to improvise. Same with Corona.
>Tello just knows how to run
He's good with finishing also. And unlike Danilo and André2, he knows where to run.
>Aboubakar can't score
It's the only things he knows how to do, and he's not particularly good at it.
It seems your team could use a certain coach hmmmm... I wonder...
We're talking about the future, if Bernardo keeps playing like he is, he'll be joining a big 10 club soon, Barcelona h as a huge eye on him.
Renato Sanches is guaranteed GOAT, unless his inner chimp kicks in and he goes all WE WUZ KINGS by doing fuckall like Botatelli.
>poor control of the squad in the locker room
Thanks to Belluschi, Guarin and Alvaro being cancerous shitheads. Once he got those fucks out he regained control pretty fucking fast
"My" team already had him and sent him away to put a fucking sausage on the bench. Fuck the SLB board and "structure" and fuck those fans who idolize them. Fuck them so much.
>unless his inner chimp kicks in and he goes all WE WUZ KINGS by doing fuckall like Botatelli.
holy shit i keked hard now
If his president acts like the usual retard he is, then he'll be sacked if he does not win the league.
Pretty sure they have some bullshit clause like they did with their previous coach.
guess who wont chimp out?
the real future GOAT
t. Alberto Barbosa
Nah, he'll be Fernando Couto tier, which is pretty fucking awesome.
Definitely a big name in a couple years, we have a bright future, can't wait to see all those fuckers in the first team sitting out the idiotic mummies that are selected every single time.
Also, refball, clear penalty for Oporto.
Merdas do /int/. Um gajo portuga autista assinava os posts dele com isso.
He's a shit coach and a shit person. He's just José Mota with friendlier press.Your image says all.
Desculpa mas tens de usar esta versão da imagem.
>google ptchan out of a whim
>it is still alive
Why, and how...
If he wasn't old and tired, he would sack Antero Henrique and his own son.
The arm is glued to his trunk and does not create any extra "room" to block, so no handball. No refball here.