>mfw Brits call a game a match

silly nannies

>>64983134
>>64983358

>Americans when talking about the two teams will call it a matchup but when they play it is a game

American logic.

>>64983134

also

>fixture

this is a dumb thread imo

>americans call shooting ranges a school

>>64983632
>Americans use English then replace a bunch of words with random shit and then accuse actual English of being wrong

>>64983654
>African banter

>>64983663
>American education

>>64983662
>getting triggered this easily

>>64983663
>Damage control

>>64983662
If you wanted it done your way, you should have kept your colonies.

>>64983690
>Typing one factual sentence means I'm triggered

>>64983737
>damage control

"Matchday" sounds less retarded than "gameday" so Nigel wins on this one.

>>64983781
>Being this bad at baiting

>>64983844
Czech'd

OK but really, who wins today Liverpool or united?

I will cap it

>>64983844
>non Americans think we care about non American sports

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>mfw when Americans move their ""team"" to another city

>murricans being BTFO
The Thread.

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>amerifats

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>the United Caliphate

>Americans say a team is @ the home of another

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>amerilards

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>amerishits

Oh look it's one of those threads where people from non American countries mistake the fact that America simply doesn't give a shit about their customs for some type of stupidity, while they post on the internet we invented, with technology we invented, and on an American website no less.

They call the schedule "fixtures"
They call the field "pitch"

>>64984187
>we

>>64984187
>we

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>>64984187

Shh.... Let them have their 'banter'. Its all they have to cope with living in inferior country that is probably welcoming in muslim terrorists to gang rape their women.

>>64983793
>pom taking up for bongistan
who would've thought it?

>murricans being BTFO by britbongs

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>>64983134
Because whenever the national team takes the field they go up in flames.

LEgit question why does this trigger the American?

Along with these two
>>64984218

>>64984173
kok tep

>what is tennis

>i'm going to wear my club's replica kit to the match at the pitch this morrow. The point total will be nil nil. chip chip charooo

>smibbly bibbly

>>64984325
>to gang rape their women
>living in inferior country
>america not importing blacks 200 years ago
>america not the land with highest consume of cuckporn
top kek

>I hope my club accomplishes the championship this series

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>>64984996

You're right we do.

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>American teams actually WANT their team to have playoffs at the end of the season.

In Yerp, playoffs are done to determine the last promotion spot. It's for teams who weren't good enough to achieve automatic promotion at the end of the season. Playoffs = failure

>>64986980
That's a good picture of a British man you got there

>>64983662

We made it better just like we do with everything else.

They call cleats "boots"

>>64986980
no... relegation = failure. playoffs = swag

>>64983662
Please do not argue that your words display a better command of the English language, because they don't

You either straight up choose a fucked up word, like crisps, choose a word that poorly fits, like torch, or its slang and you just take the word and add -er at the end like morons.

We do the -er thing as well, but we get it from you, just like 'soccer'

>>64986855
LOL

Germany would have won in the era of replays

>>64986492
That's a rare flag

>>64983686
>not getting the joke

>>64987695
fucking this.
Also we removed 'u's from words that make no fucking sense.
e.g. Colour, neighbour.
And why the fuck would you spell the word center, centre?

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>>64987695
>the quality of this post

>>64983626
Hurr durr it's not a tap it's a faucet
And we get tap water of it
>amerifat logic

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>mfw all of Europe is literally the descendants of betas who were too scared to journey across the Atlantic and start a life in the new world.
>for 4 straight centuries they were too afraid to leave the monarchy
>get bailed by Americans in 2 World Wars and now they are becoming a Muslim continent
>mfw they take pride in Soccer and Rugby
>mfw even that island down under they sent all their prisoners is better than them now

>>64991007
tbhonest I don't tap water, I only tap ur mum's ass

>>64983793
fuck off bruce

>>64991141
>mfw America are the descendants of betas who were unable to make it in our country and had to leave

>>64991364
yeah and they created the powerful empire the world has ever known, meanwhile you're getting destroyed by radical islam and are too beta to take action about it, even worse you're so beta that you're protecting that which is destroying you.

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>mfw a yurolet was effeminate near me

horrendous thread

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>>64991364
>yfw I was eating near Muhammad just outside of a Mosque in London

>>64989740

And the US has won in the era of never.