Deathjump World Championship: Team Suicide Jump Edition

No Freund No Party

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2nd time in a row team competition will be canceled? This is fucking ridicoulous.

Not happening I guess ?

any good webms of deathjumps?

>>64982940
Wind wins I guess

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>>64982974
Yesterday's record jump good enough?

>>64983183
thanks slovenia that was more than good enough

has anyone actually died?

>>64983218
Don't know about deaths but Lukas Müller that fell on Tuesday during practice jump is now a paraplegic.

>>64983218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH1dfDHKpeY

yes, rest in piss

>>>/asp/

>>64983286
Nope, 1st round to start as planned: 14:15

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>that eagle
badass

>>64983218
nobody died in a while as far as I know, but people do crash and break some bones or even worse

ski jumping nowadays is a lot more safe than what it used to be, but huge hills are still exciting to watch

1. slo
2. nor
3. aus

>>64983394
1. Nor
2. Slo
3. Aus

>>64983449
1. Fin
2. Rus
3. Cze

>>64983218
There was some >dutch kid who killed himself, but in reality it's safer than handegg.

>>64983457
wrong decade m8

>>64983457
1. nor
2. aus
3. slo

>>64983503
1. KAZ
2. ITA
3. FRA

Damn fine powder on the hill.

slovenia is probably out of the game

Forfang jumping after the fall yesterday. what a lad

Ayy, bad jump by Tepeš.

>germany

what a disaster

>Go Jurij, go and fly to extreme!
>I will, thank you father.

>tepeš
last year he fucked up prevc
this year he's taking on entire team

it's over

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>slovenia
>germany

ayyyy

>only team we can barely beat is cykas

JUST

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>SLOVENIA CHOKES
>GERMANY CHOKES
>POLAND DOES NOT CHOKE

FUG WE CAN DO IT WITH 2ND ROUND CANCELLED

>>64983620
Nykanen couldn't even beat his wife properly.

>>64983620
Drag matti back to the hill

>>64983610
greatest ally

>>64983608
Jurij was definitely not planned. Or he isn't his biological son

can't believe it's already over

>>64983623
not so fast famz

Slovenian "winning" mentality again

EVERYBODYS CHOKING

>>64983635
The guy can't even read, what did you expect?

Kubacki, oh will you ever stop to disappoint?

>>64983683
Many didn't expect the win but podium was kind of expected

>Slovenia

gg lads

norway wins

most one sided team competition ever

Lel, just end it already.

Other than Prevc doesn't have that mentality.
It's nothing unusual that our guys chokes

>>64983725
Prevc will land in the parking lot

tybfreitag

>Lanišek
>team literally holding prevc back from winning another title
should've brought his brothers to jump instead of tepeš and lanišek

I hope there wouldn't be 2nd round
Prevc can kill himself

>last

CAN'T WAKE UP

Freitag and Freund destroying Polands dreams.

>>64983772
Are you retarded?
Or you watching ski jumping for first time?

Guys, guys... Guys, listen to me... What if Finns teach gondolas ski jumping???

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Kubacki fuck you

>>64983792
wew domen calm down

LARINTO LARINTO LARINTO LARINTO LARINTO LARINTO LARINTO LARINTO GOING HAM

>>64983772
Too bad Domen is only 16 and Cene took his time off to train.

lmao sliding along the slope

cheeky, poland

>>64983610
fuck off. Tepeš is ok

>>64983837
Miran fuck off

>>64983860
it wasn't his fault Adam

nice jump

Nice and easy, no fuckups win the game

Holy fuck, >we might actually make second place!

>>64983884
Wrong flag lad, Adam's in Chile.

Freitag and Freund delivering. Nice.

Prevc is insane though. I swear he drifts to the right on purpose because theres better wind on that side.

>>64983610
Being retarded and fucked up un head

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Probably final results

Slovenes without Peter Prevc
Willinger COC:


4. Naglič
5. Hvala
11. Pavlovčič
21. Damjan
22. Bartol
26. Jelar

Rezultati FIS pokala (3. jakostna "liga) v Zakopanah

3. Šinkovec
6. Justin
12. Kramaršič
14. Pungertar
16. Zupančil
18. Kveder
21. Vodan
22. Prislič
29. Mežnar

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>>64983964
>NOT LAST
>NOT LAST
>NOT LAST

Honestly we deserve this, we have lots of good guys while everybody else has this one amazing guy, Prevc, Freund, who win all the individual comps.

>>64983978
Cene Prevc still didn't get back after anorexia

>>64983913
>I swear he drifts to the right on purpose because theres better wind on that side.
That's honestly not that far fetched. He really does swerve to the right because he feels better on that side. Look at his last 3 jumps and you see how he pushes down on his right side

will slovenia make it?

>>64983991
>implying Freund isnt past it now

Prevc broke him. Its all downhill from here.

I miss the time when we had Morgenstern, Schlierenzauer(Before he got his shit fucked), Kofler und Koch. They fucking wrecked shit...

>>64984041
>>I swear he drifts to the right on purpose because theres better wind on that side.

Dawid Kubacki always drifts to the right and it payed him well yesterday and the day before, this is legit

anorexiahover is not a sport

saged

>>64984055
>Schlierenzauer

where he is? he was btfo everyone like 2 years ago

>>64984077
>where he is?
Atm probably on r9k

>>64984077
he doesnt want to look at jumphills again

>>64984077
He is still there, he just got his middle mid life crisis or something. I dont know what happened

>>64984067
Doesnt Kubacki have one much shorter leg or something though?
I recall our commentator talking about that a few times.

>>64984055
I'm glad its over t be h.

>>64984077
Depression.

>>64984123
>shorter
stronger tBh

Kraft is the same height as me and has a qt. How does he do it lads?

>>64984123
he masturbates with his right leg so it's stronger than the left one

>>64984077
Heard he lost motivation.
btw what happened to Kamil Stoch?

>>64984159
Its the perfect telemark

>>64984163
>Kamil Stoch
Alkohol&kurvas

>>64984163
shitty year

>>64984163
Łukasz Kruczek happened to Kamil Stoch. Last year our jumpers were tired at the beginning of the winter season because they prepared too much so this year he went with no preparation at all (he said literally that in an interview), and, well, here are the results: jumpers under his power are worse than jumpers from B team.

>>64984159
Austrians just pick up a farmers daughter from their local Bauernhof.

>>64984159
As short and as ugly as kraft only money can help you

>>64984186
Can't be. Ammann also married a qt

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>>64984227
>mfw I'm a history student

Will Peter Prevc break same as shlirenzauer, Peterka and Stoch?

>>64984055
7 years of utter domination isn't enough?
And just from a human point of view those guys were childish pricks that would start a fight if Pointner spent too much time with individual training. Not to mention the fact that they bullied out the GOATest trainer of all time, dooming him to a life in depression.

I couldn't give less of a fuck, really.

>>64984159
Maybe she's a former victim of spousal abuse and wants a guy weighing 40 kg and looking like hes 12?
>least intimidating guy ever tbqh

who's been skiing this year lads?

tignes reporting in

>>64984265
Hes the kind of guy thats gonna have a career ending crash and then grows a beard to become a dapper looking tv expert.

>>64984263
Atleast you study something interesting

>>64984289
Shitty year
Also tignes is a shit.

>>64984265
But why didnt happen this to morgenstern then. He pretty much saw that he cant compete anymore and stopped. Now schlierenzauer will continue to deathjump and eventually die

>>64984265
Doesn't matter. There's more from that family.

>>64984311
We can hope Domen doesn't end same as Cene

>>64984267
>tfw just read Pointners daughter tried to kill herself and lies in a coma

wow that dudes life got fucked up
shame, he was a cool guy

Our commentators are giving me autism.

>>64984289
Last time I skied I fucked up my knee cartilage and tore off my ACL in a freak bicycle accident 6 months later.

I don't think I'll ever ski again, but I never enjoyed it that much anyway.

>>64984289
pls dont remind me i havent been
nothing is worse that a winter without skiing

>>64984408
>he was a cool guy
Obviously not

Norway giving fucking 17.5 points

>>64984427
Doctor is the best

>>64984444
Check'd

>>64984477
Norwegian judge always gives low points

>>64984478
Especially when he's drunk

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>>64984442
might go again tbqh famalam

>>64984263
Did you at least get to meet Žižek?

>>64984517
This

>>64984522
>brits get more skitime than me, a literal swiss citizen

life is suffering

PREVC

>>64984544
>talking to smelly coked head
Seeing him was enough.

Where is japan today?

>>64984544
No, and I don't really like him

>>64984408
Dude. She's dead for a month or so.

>>64984612
Noris cloning machine is under maintenance.

>>64984612
How old is Nori now?

>>64984612
At the line for pension

>>64984626
oh

well...
doesnt change much i guess

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Klinga: 118m - 115m

what the fuck finland
i could jump better than this

>>64984639
XLIII apparently

>>64984678
But could you jump like this drunk?

Are we actually watching fucking skiflying today?

This is awful.

>>64984665
Finland to starting pushing immigrants down hills in search of new talent soon?

Lmao doctor

>>64984702
we're slavs of course i could

Seems like 3rd place now

HAHA
>Tepes

ayy

poppinger

serves him right for having such a dumb name


lmao
tepes
oh what a top class competition

>tepeš
JUST

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oh come on Tepeš

Tepeš mentality
He is obviously unstable

LEYHE YES

GET FUCKED SLOVENIA LMAO
germany wins again

easy does it, classic Norway as of late not bad not fantastic

>>64984726
>kako me je zavilo v...drobovini

too
many
slovenes

>slo

fucking yes

>>64984835
Germany won't win a shit today.
However we will send you another refugees as gift

>nonames like leyhe taking 50m off austria and slovenia

loving the laughs

Muslim guy actually not bad
Gg ilmir

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>+1
>+
>longer inrun

is this a real life

>>64984945
rip prevc

>>64984945
170m+ confirmed

>>64984835
how old are you? 10?

>>64985004
Dont reply to that muslim

>>64985004
>already getting angry

All those jumps
What a joy to watch

Plz Lanišek at least 190 plzplzplz

>>64985004
Leave him alone
he has to somehow forget that he's being raped by six million refugees

> Alpine ski jumpers

>lanišek and tepeš yet again with their best jumps
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

L M A O

>>64985050
Looks like I asked for too much for willingen

NORGE GOING FOR RECORD!

NORWAY IS BASED AS FUCK

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Will Prevc beat Hula?

>>64985244
Such a shame for Slovenia

YES

WINTER WAR VICTORY

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how do you call C in your country?
here it's bula
hula bula hehe

>>64985293
Gg
I was betting for russians

>>64985293
how the fuck could you win with klinga lel

>>64985301
I think it's "hrbtenica" or "spine" in English.

damn Peter

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holy fuck prevc

GOAT
O
A
T

>poland judge only 18.5

>>64985301
This is officially >>64985339
It's called pukla or grbina

>>64985301
buben

Janus
>>>/out/

Fuck yes based Hayböck

Freund :)

>>64985339
>>64985428
>hrbtenica
>pukla
>grbina

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

don't listen to those idiots

it's "hrbtišče"

>Norway judge
Lmao he must be high

>>64985301
>kumpu :D

>>64985301
Kulen

>>64985592
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Say hrbtišče irl on some ski jump competition
And watch.
Lmao ljubljana

>>64985483
>>64985611
>>64985626
thanks

>>64985428
>>64985592
>>64985645
what the fuck Slovenia

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gg

>>64985301
Schanzenbuckel.

>only country with yellow and black in their flag
fucking contrarians

>>64985692
>what the fuck Slovenia
MUH DIALECTS

>Gangnes has prettier and longer jump
>Freund gets better notes
Will it ever end?

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>>64985791
B-but this is rightful German flag

>>64985840
>Slovenia
>shitton of dialects
>20 Slovenias could probably fit into Poland
>one dialect which everybody accepts as not official version of language

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Which one of you nerds has actually been to a competition before?

Holmenkollen represent.

>>64985925
Planica is must go for slovenes
I have been even year from year 2000 in Planica

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>>64985791

You should wash that piss stain on your flag.

>foreigners posting nazi flags

business as usual

>>64986008
>nazi flag
confirmed for not knowing the history of your own country

>>64986008
Godwin's law is in full efect

>>64986008
>1914 flag
>nazi

I'd expect a German to know how a nazi flag looks like.

>>64986039
>implying i am german

lmao i am literally a first generation immigrant you fool

>>64986081
how many german beauties have you raped already?

>>64986081
Makes it worse, you don't even have the excuse of being brainwashed your whole life.

>>64985905
Culture of living in the same mountain valley all your life and not giving a fuck about the world outside it.

>>64986081
Soon

>>64986113
none
i got here before that was a thing sadly

>>64986081
Immigrant from where? Turkey?

>>64986242
switzerland

:^)

>>64986286
Lmao albanian

>>64985905
>>64985983
you guys know it

Anyway, gg guys. Norway deserved this win.

>ČT 4 showing a footage of Harrachov 1992
based

>>64986684
>Harrachov and Oberstdorf are only true mammooth hills left

I'm sad

>>64983183
holy shit they'd better start making those hills bigger or he's landing on flat ground

>>64986949
FIS doesn't allow hills bigger than 225 meters.

>>64987436
why not

>>64987726
I've read somewhere that it's very dangerous to be flying for more than 12 seconds, HS 250 would mean that

>>64987829
you don't need to jump further if you have nigger hills.

>>64987965
*bigger

>>64982793
Does distance matter or are they only just dyed on style?

As anyone yet broken the 1 kilometer distance barrier?

>>64988165
>Americans

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>>64988165

>>64987991
You do. The whole score system is based of the distance of the first red line (K-point). You get certain amount of points for landing on that point. Points are then added/subtracted if you jump more/less.

>>64988261
So make the hill 300m big, put the K point at 250 and there, noone will even threaten to have a leg break anymore

>>64988358
Where's the sport in that? Landing is a big part of the sport and allowing everyone to land a perfect telemark won't differentiate the best from the rest.

>>64988433
In who jumps, you know, the furthest.
The jury points are a joke most of the time anyway.