What's your nation's excuse for not having won the

Casillas's fucking big toe

>>64982725
We are shit.

>>64982725
shut up scotland, you haven't won shit

>>64982725
We never qualifed

The only "men" who play soccer here are immigrants. Chinks and dotheads suck at sports

I have atleast 7 reasons for losing 1 match.

Divegrass is like the 5th most popular sport here, maybe even lower.

Also didn't get help from the refs

2 world wars 0 world cup

At least USA got third place I guess

We didn't even knew it existed until like 20 years ago when a bunch of tourists showed up. Seems pretty cool, we got a bunch of black kids training for it, they are all about 21 now, we'll win it soon enough.

>>64982725

The Great Depression and the Kraft family's incompetence in running MLS/USSF.

Soccer is a niche sport here.

Our minds are focused on higher matters and generally more cerebral pursuits.

only Mediterranean folk like divegrass here
All our best athletes play other sports

>>64982725
E!SPN (jews)

>>64982791
Like Guiness, shagging relatives and making nail bombs?

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>Johnny Foreigners can never, EVER erase this event from history
:^)

>>64982813
>implying I'm not in charge of the history eraser button

Soccer is for faggots.
We play rugby.

Manlet Player

>>64982791

Daily reminder that without Catholics we'd have warp drive technology by now.

I honestly don't know if we did or not. I only watch sports that require money to be played because the gear is expensive not some shit African kids can do in a field

>>64982846
Edgelord

>>64982846
You know you didn't.
Your country would hold a national tournament then claim to be world champions.

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>>64982846

>>64982846
>he says, while american sports are dominated by ghetto blacks

Nobody cares about that stupid fucking shit

Have you seen some of the "women" that were playing in the lasted fifa "women's" world cup? USA pretty much has a male world cup title

>>64982877
I don't think you understand the degree to which Americans do not fucking care about soccer

>>64982843
>actually believing the "dark ages" myth

The calendar boys simply fucked up and lost 300 years or so.

>>64982837
Who are Spain

>>64982888
>cunt sports
Back to reddit with you boy.

>>64982846
>expensive to play
>majority of athletes are black
explain that one

>>64982887
Fox and grapes.

>>64982902
This we could care less watching Argentina or Germany win every cup is alright

>>64982916
>missing the point
Not that I should expect a Brazilian monkey to understand it.

>>64982813
>At leat you had the decency to leave the fine British gentleman with the perfect teeth in the picture.

>>64982813

1 9 6 6
9
6
6

>>64982725
Nobody watches soccer in my country. nobody cares about soccer in my country. I have no clue if we've won anything in that boring sport and I don't care

>>64982922
>could care less
Another worthless American saying which literally means the opposite of what you are trying to say

>>64982777
>trips

Soccer irrevocably BTFO

with all our mexicans i'm genuinely surprised we don't own third world sports by now

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>>64982813

>>64982797
>the best athletes in his country play AFL
that's rather tragic

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>>64982813
>tfw England will return to its past glory soon

Football's coming home 2018 lad

>>64982994
>the Queen delighted to see her countryman lift the WC

>>64982984
Not really

>>64982971
All of those statements are wrong.

>>64982994

I'd take two world wars over meaningless games any day f.a.m.

We c.u.c.k.e.d your country on the world stage, twice. Kek.

>>64982780
Underrated post

>>64983013
>tfw if we didn't snub the WC the first couple of times we'd be able to shitpost about having 3 or so victories

>>64983035
And the result was the glorious age of multi-culturalism

>>64983035
You swooped in on an injured and depleted enemy.

Peter Shilton being fucking 40 years old and some diving kraut who got Gazza booked
1990 should have been ours

>>64983027
When I say nobody I don't mean literally no one. But I do mean that the vast majority of people in America really don't follow soccer and actually make fun of people who enjoy it because it's for fags.

>>64982725
Got to third place and advanced pretty far in the most rigged World Cup. Pretty decent considering how popular the sport here is really.

>>64983035
>we

Holee-shit

Have fun becoming state n°51 after you guys leave the EU, you little bitch boys

>>64982725
Pre 1970 world cups don't count. The stone age of football.

>>64983013
the only two good players in world XI are Yashin and Sefano

>>64983109
Good luck keeping the EU together when France follows our lead and also exits. I'm sure the powerful nations of Austria and Slovenia will share the burden

Who gives a fuck

>>64983131
>tf
>tp

Why don't the UK play as one? We'd no doubt win the world cup like that.

Speaking of irrevelent sports who watches golf?

>>64982783
Your women's team more than makes up for the Men's though.

>>64983119
>>64983119
>0 world cups in charge of criticizing world cups
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>64983172
>implying anyone gives a shit about women's sports
Look at Based Gilbert Arenas' recent comments about the WNBA

>>64983179
7-1

>>64983135
imblying the frenchies will follow your lead

>>64983172
Hello Guardian reader

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>>64983191
>0 world cups

>>64982936
A recent study showed that a much higher percentage of Americans have bad teeth than Brits (who invented the tooth brush as an extra plus point)

Stop parroting the lying propaganda of an ancient president known for his wooden dentures

>>64983195
>implying they won't
They literally have a popular nationalist party. Us leaving will be the trigger for them.

>>64982725
We don't care enough to rig the game like you faggots

>>64983201
kek

>>64983203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMRLdCaTPO4

>>64983020
He's right. It's "couldn't care less."

Stop making a fool out of yourself and watch some concussion commercial with Cletus and Edna Mae.

>>64982725
>FIFA Men's World Cup?
>Men's

Bit redundant there

>>64983238
Sorry, I don't speak with countries with zero world cups about footy. Get good.

>>64983210
We literally do too, you stupid fuck. God, I hope Cameron goes through with the referendum by this year so you fucking retards leave and make your financial sector collapse. Jesus Christ.

>>64983240
You call yourself american

>>64983257
you just did you fucking brick

>>64983187
> Implying the country who made the World Series and only invited themselves cares where the win comes from as long as they win

>>64983201
Hey /pol/

>>64983268
>zero world cups
Go watch competitive weed smoking or building giant wood shoes where you don't suck.

>>64983272
Implying anyone in America watches baseball

>>64983284
kek, go be poor and die of aids, jungle lad

>>64983265
Yes. Watched football kinda regularly for years. In fact went to several Eagles games a year for about 6 years. Then I realized it is a retarded sport with incomprehensible rules that promotes everything wrong with our country, including excessive violence, commercialization, greed, cronyism, and puts horrible human beings in positions of power.

So I stopped watching. I watch soccer now. Its better.

>>64983323
Good for you

>>64983312
>0 world cups
>muh damage control

>>64983249
It was just to stop the inevitable American responses

>>64983264
>he doesn't realise that the EU is doomed
It was doomed the moment you accepted poor countries into it. Of course it's alright for Germany, since it's the only reason why you're semi-relevant.

>>64982991
> implying mexicans can play football

>>64983323
As a Eagles fan not winning a superbowl does that

>>64983013
> Gordon Banks
> Leicester city

Good thing I'm a huge fan of the foxes since I was born

>>64983323
I like the NFL, but it is pretty disgusting how it's completely controlled by the owners and teams are allowed to relocate if it means they might earn a bit more money somewhere else, with no regard at all for the current fans.

But I suppose it's always been that way..

>>64982991
Mexico is shit at sports despite their huge population. Really the only thing they're good at is boxing

>>64983421
How could you forget baseball

>>64983407
You could say that about the nba too

>>64983482
They're ok at best.

Cuba, Domican republic, and Venezuela are the power house spic countries in baseball

>>64983382
Holy shit, you gotta be densest and most ignorant motherfucker out there. Implying the UK was anything more than a shitshow of poors before joining the eec back in '73. And implying your economy'd hold out after losing the European market. Especially your banks' faith in you retards.

>semi-relevant
And this is the reason why brits might be the stupidest fucks imaginable. The US might be megalomaniacs but they at least the power to back it up. There is no country in this world, absolutely none, that thinks it's such hot shit like bongistan without actually having the relevancy to back it up. Hello, it's 2016, if germany is only semi-relevant, then your bottom of the barrel.

Up until last decade we tried to win shit purely on muh heart.

refball

>>64983649
kek

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>>64983589
The hilarious thing here is that you believe that Germany is more relevant than the UK. The one and only thing you have over us is economy. Congratulations, you also have a much larger country and like 20 million more people. We are more relevant in every single other way possible.

>>64982725
>FIFA Men's World Cup
You say it like there are other world cups to care about.

>>64983674
USA
S
A

>>64983674
You are?

>>64983589
Germany once again proving that they are completely lacking in anything resembling a sense of humour

Chill out lad, nobody cares

>>64983179
>Concede 7 to Germany, only score 1
>Irish manlet takes 7 seconds and throws one punch for the knockout

>>64983589
>not relevant
>permanent seat on the security council

Pay reparations plz

>>64983720
>0 world cups
>being so bad at sports they have to create their own

>>64983739
>not wanting to create your own sport

>>64983713
Yeah, we're officially a member of the relevant countries club. Germany aren't invited.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permanent_members_of_the_United_Nations_Security_Council

We also have nukes and an actual military. Our culture is exported everywhere across the planet. London is about as relevant as all other German cities put together.

>>64983766
Okay seems fair

>>64983762
>go outside
>get shot
>0 world cups

Two lost finals for us and the thing i long for most is not even the cup itself, its the unlimited shitposting i could do. Only 8 countries ever won it

>>64983739
Handegg has existed for about as long as divegrass has

Sorry it's too complicated for you monkeys to comprehend

>>64983791
Why would I go outside?

>>64983823
Getting a mortgage to buy burgers.

>>64983812
>0 world cups

>>64983791
But you actually have 5 world cups

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good thread

>>64983791
>Being Brazilian

>>64983847
>tripfag
>0 world cups
>can't read

>>64983843
>0 superb owls
>0 world series wins
>0 nba titles
>don't know how many olympic medals you've won but I now for sure it's way less than the USA

>>64983843
Why would I care about divegrass?

>>64983879
>uses less when he means fewer
>tripfag
>gets shot
>0 worldc ups

>>64983812
>>64983847
>>64983879
>le tripfag nigger sure is mad to reply that much
>0 world cups nonetheless

>>64983908
7-1 will never die

>>64983878
>0 Nobel Prizes
>Venezuela has more
>Chile has more
>Costa Rica has more
Literally fucking Costa Rica has contributed more to the world then Brazil

>>64983674
Oh yes, why don't you cite a study that puts unproportional weight on military power and only got coverage in bongistan media ?

How about looking at fucking development, education or economic indices.

Australia would have a World Cup too if we got to play in a 16 team competition format with refball at home

>>64983929
>0 world cups

>>64983953
>0 Nobels
Even Peru has more.

>>64983953
Is that the only thing Brazil has that's sad

>>64983929
Leave brazil alone cunt, all you cunts have ever contributed is hiroshima and nagasaki

3000 wne 9/11
0 worldc ups

>>64983967
>thread about world cups
>murricans have none
>tripfag btfo
>murricans mad as hell
>still zero world cups

>>64984010
Oh well i'll go watch some hockey later

>>64984010
We brazilians should refrain from posting in world cup threads till we win another.
We're Netherlands tier now, i mean, how low can one get?

>>64984010
fuck, you've beat me

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>>64983979

>Bongastani doesnt remember Lend Lease.

Typical.

>>64984010
Luckily we have both but its more embarrassing to not have a nobel than a world cup senpai

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>>64984050
You mean canadians and finnish people playing hockey, right? Still doesn't count towards World Cup counts.

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>>64984074
Create a thread about nobels on reddit then.

>>64984102
No but it is Stanley cups

>>64984138
>0 world cups

>>64984134
You genuinely seem upset desu is the 7-1 memory still hurting?

>>64984153
This is why no one takes Brazilians seriously

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>>64984074

Like not even a Peace one?

Holy shit, thats terrible, they gave one of those to our african president who blows up kids with flyin robots.

>>64984194
I see the other million replies from the buttblasted tripfag and rare bean poster were defo "not taking brazilians seriously"
>nil zero cups

>>64984219
Nope not a single one, even some africans have one.

>brazil getting btfo itt

its getting embarrassing guys maybe lay off a bit

>>64984225
Tell me that when i'm not American and soccer matters to me yes soccer

>>64984219
I could have sworn they'd won a Literature, but apparently not.

The Red Cross has won like 4 Peace prizes. They give those things out like lollipops.

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>>64984255
>A FUCKING LEAF

>>64984225
>still talking about me after i've stopped responding

I'm tired of this banter tBh

>>64984294
What a shit tier country, imagine being outdone by the fucking redcross

>>64984303
>brazilian
Like you have to the right to talk

>>64984293
>can't even say the right name of the sport
>no wonder has no world cups

>>64984327
Seriously. Imagine a whole country being outdone by one organisation. Pretty sure Médecins sans Frontières have won it twice too.

>>64984350
>be murrican
>has no right to go to a school without getting shot

>>64984355
We could this all day but, I have actual sports to watch

>>64984294

>I could have sworn they'd won a Literature, but apparently not.

i believe you thinking of Colombia, Gabrial garcia marquz won one for 100 years of solitude, a amazing book i might add.

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>>64984350
>it's "fat neckbeard goes on damage control" episode

>>64984379
Oh you

>16 of the best teams in the world
>Australia would be among them and also emerge as the winner
Yeah, that's certainly what would happen

we're still considered part of England, right?

>world cup thread
>damage control niggers turned it into nobel prize thread
>tripfag is still lurking with his destroyed anus
>still zero world cups
7-1 ME BROS

>>64984368
The life of a monkey

>>64984423
Coming from a nation of manlets

>>64984398
>claims to read books
>a amazing

>>64984398
>Gabrial garcia marquz won one for 100 years of solitude, a amazing book i might add.
Wooed Colombian girl by reading it.

Shitty ending though

>>64984453
Let Germany do it

>>64984453
>being this BTFO

kek

>>64984463
Good for me i'm 6', makes me even taller in comparison

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>>64984475

Im posting from a iphone with a cracked screen and i'm dyslexic, get off my nuts charles.

>>64984510
>being a leaf
>>>/sp/hoc is that way

>>64984574
It's a real sport not full of floppers so sure

>>64984595
>has to make up sports because the lack of prestige on real sports

>>64984456
Even >we've won two Literature prizes.

>>64983674

I mean, I like that we have 48.6 good boy points but what the actual fuck am I looking at?

>>64984633
What do think football is

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>>64984633

O, i wasn't aware soccer has been naturally occuring since the dawn of time. I could of swore it was made up at some point.

>>64984715
You*

we are a relatively young nation, we will win it in 2 years though so it's all good.

I'll lay low for now but know that i will force you all to witness me once we win it

>>64984766
Capped

>>64984643
The whole Nobel prize argument falls flat because we should have won at least 3.
>Machado de Assis should have won at least twice
>Carlos Chagas should have won once
Both of them deserved it, but hell, they gave a peace prize to fucking Obama so what's it matter

like america, we care about our national sport too much to develop much sawker talent

>>64984864
I never know what do you care with more: cricket, afl or v8 supercars.

>>64984829

Your butt seems more hurt than those women in your country who repeatedly smash their asses into mens faces.

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>>64984824
>he will still be here in 2 years

i'll turn 25 this year, these are my last months on 4chan. Big year for me now that i think of it.

kek, three hours later and the monkey autist is still fagging up the thread

>>64984766
>we will win it in 2 years though so it's all good.

holy kek

>>64984565
You cant even make proper phones.

>>64982786
>niche

oh la di da, what a big word australia oh my

so impressed with you right now oooh.. NOT

There aren't enough blacks in tight pants dog piling each other for anyone in my country to like it.

>>64984970
I bet you're pretty envious, faggot

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The US inherently can't win yhe Third World Cup. Our superiority is too great to allow us to degrade ourselves like that

>>64985420
>All these eurocucks being BTFO'D by fucking Brazil

Just post some 7-1 already do we have to solve all your problems?

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our only excuse
>Tfw only 2 goals he ever scored for France

Refball