What's your nation's excuse for not having won the FIFA Men's World Cup?
I'm judging all of you.
We didn't even knew it existed until like 20 years ago when a bunch of tourists showed up. Seems pretty cool, we got a bunch of black kids training for it, they are all about 21 now, we'll win it soon enough.
>Johnny Foreigners can never, EVER erase this event from history
>tfw England will return to its past glory soon
Football's coming home 2018 lad
When I say nobody I don't mean literally no one. But I do mean that the vast majority of people in America really don't follow soccer and actually make fun of people who enjoy it because it's for fags.
A recent study showed that a much higher percentage of Americans have bad teeth than Brits (who invented the tooth brush as an extra plus point)
Stop parroting the lying propaganda of an ancient president known for his wooden dentures
We literally do too, you stupid fuck. God, I hope Cameron goes through with the referendum by this year so you fucking retards leave and make your financial sector collapse. Jesus Christ.
Yes. Watched football kinda regularly for years. In fact went to several Eagles games a year for about 6 years. Then I realized it is a retarded sport with incomprehensible rules that promotes everything wrong with our country, including excessive violence, commercialization, greed, cronyism, and puts horrible human beings in positions of power.
So I stopped watching. I watch soccer now. Its better.
It was just to stop the inevitable American responses
>he doesn't realise that the EU is doomed
It was doomed the moment you accepted poor countries into it. Of course it's alright for Germany, since it's the only reason why you're semi-relevant.
I like the NFL, but it is pretty disgusting how it's completely controlled by the owners and teams are allowed to relocate if it means they might earn a bit more money somewhere else, with no regard at all for the current fans.
But I suppose it's always been that way..
Holy shit, you gotta be densest and most ignorant motherfucker out there. Implying the UK was anything more than a shitshow of poors before joining the eec back in '73. And implying your economy'd hold out after losing the European market. Especially your banks' faith in you retards.
And this is the reason why brits might be the stupidest fucks imaginable. The US might be megalomaniacs but they at least the power to back it up. There is no country in this world, absolutely none, that thinks it's such hot shit like bongistan without actually having the relevancy to back it up. Hello, it's 2016, if germany is only semi-relevant, then your bottom of the barrel.
The hilarious thing here is that you believe that Germany is more relevant than the UK. The one and only thing you have over us is economy. Congratulations, you also have a much larger country and like 20 million more people. We are more relevant in every single other way possible.
Yeah, we're officially a member of the relevant countries club. Germany aren't invited.
We also have nukes and an actual military. Our culture is exported everywhere across the planet. London is about as relevant as all other German cities put together.
Oh yes, why don't you cite a study that puts unproportional weight on military power and only got coverage in bongistan media ?
How about looking at fucking development, education or economic indices.
>Bongastani doesnt remember Lend Lease.
You mean canadians and finnish people playing hockey, right? Still doesn't count towards World Cup counts.
Like not even a Peace one?
Holy shit, thats terrible, they gave one of those to our african president who blows up kids with flyin robots.
>I could have sworn they'd won a Literature, but apparently not.
i believe you thinking of Colombia, Gabrial garcia marquz won one for 100 years of solitude, a amazing book i might add.
>it's "fat neckbeard goes on damage control" episode
Im posting from a iphone with a cracked screen and i'm dyslexic, get off my nuts charles.
O, i wasn't aware soccer has been naturally occuring since the dawn of time. I could of swore it was made up at some point.
The whole Nobel prize argument falls flat because we should have won at least 3.
>Machado de Assis should have won at least twice
>Carlos Chagas should have won once
Both of them deserved it, but hell, they gave a peace prize to fucking Obama so what's it matter
>he will still be here in 2 years
i'll turn 25 this year, these are my last months on 4chan. Big year for me now that i think of it.
The US inherently can't win yhe Third World Cup. Our superiority is too great to allow us to degrade ourselves like that
our only excuse
>Tfw only 2 goals he ever scored for France