starts at 10:25
>RUNNING ORDER
Che/Eve, ManC/CP, Tot/Sun, AV/Lei, New/WHU, Bou/Nor, Sou/WBA
>Guus reports that Diego Costa is in hospital having a painful shin injury assessed. He hopes the injury isn't too bad.
Ready for Chelsea panic buying a striker?
>>64949980
“You must be rather desperate to bring in players in January” -Guus Hiddink
Watching the NFL instead tbqh
I'll get the bootleg highlights on Setanta instead.
Why is MOTD always on so late?
Fucking hate villa the jammy fucks.
>>64950074
Tradition.
>>64940920
Napoli just went 0-1 down within 5 mins their top of the league atm but need to keep on winning
>>64950091
well then you've got a treat come the end of the season.
>>64950116
I wonder how bad they will do in the championship next year.
>>64950123
I'm really not sure if they're going to bounce back or end up in League One.
>>64949677
>at least 2 goals per game
Noice
>>64950140
Shit start of the season, then they will get their shit together but fuck up in the play offs.
>>64950045
Well if Costa is dead the options are Remy who is never seen as a starter, Failcow and Traore. Or, Lain forbid. Hazard as striker.
>>64950123
Depends on the players ">we" keep / other clubs are mad enough to buy
who /havingafewbeers/ here
quite tipsy
>>64950188
Why does no-one think Remy is a viable option?
He isn't going to make anything happen by himself, but he consistently puts away chances and has pace, lelsea have loads of AMCs to make chances for him anyway
>>64950450
Don't ask me, it's crazy how Mourinho never really gave him a consistent run of games.
>>64950097
>>64950097
>>64950097
come watch the haye fight in the meantime
>Football League Tonight has finally got rid of that studio audience
About 6 months too late, Channel 5.
Shit lads, what do I do?
(I'm 5"10 btw)
>>64951708
7 inches
>>64951708
say 6'
>>64951708
just say 6
>>64950045
"Euro qualifications? Yes, I know what I am doing." - Guus Hiddink
>>64951858
It's impossible to judge managers from their NT failures or successes desu.
>>64951708
>>64951786
>>64951708
tell her your height
unless of course its under 6 feet
if it is then uninstall tinder instead
>>64951900
Was just trying to be funny
No hard feelings towards Guus, this generation is crap
>>64951708
"Don't worry, I can probably kiss you when I stand on my toes"
I don't like how Son is only getting subbed on in the 80th minute lately.
He should start a game or two ahead of Eriksen. I know it's probably only because he's tired, but Eriksen hasn't been good lately. I know he got 2 goals today but his first goal was just being in the right place at the right time and his second as a big deflection
>>64951708
> Said about 6"
> No reply
Fuck, I thought this was just a meme
>>64951708
Say 6 foot and wear lifts to the date.
Women have this weird thing when it comes to not wanting to date someone under that exact height, but hardly any of them really know how tall 6 foot is. They just want someone taller than they are. I'm thankful I am actually above 6 foot but if I were under 6 foot, I certainly would lie about it.
>>64952127
6' (feet) I mean
>>64952127
>Said about 6"
>about
She might be busy but that, if anything, fucked you over. Should've said flat-out '6 foot'.
>>64952127
>Lying about being six inches tall
wew la
>>64952178
>and wear lifts to the date.
Don't even need that. Like you said they don't know how tall 6' is. So long as you're taller than them, they'll probably believe you if you say 6'.
>>64951708
>Nathania
>>64952127
>about
blew it
>>64952226
Shit yeah, I was trying to hedge against her calling me out on the date
Welp - lesson learned, thanks lads
>>64952282
That part was a joke, but to be honest it would be funny to have to maintain wearing them for as long as the relationship lasted.
btw the pundits today are jenas and >moyes
>>64952340
It doesn't matter lad, the thing is that this was literally the only thing that stopped her from talking further so you've got everything else down. Plus she's got a really really shit name so you dodged a bullet.
Fat 'Steve Evans' Cunt
>>64952127
>"I'm 8 foot 9 in heels. Anyway when you free"
^what you should have replied
How do we fix stoppage time corruption
>>64952411
Cheers bro. She's not that attractive either. Without being a cunt I would say I'm 1-2 points out of 10 above her on the scale, I'm just shocked the height meme is real and could actually cockblock me
She actually replied now, a bit less enthusiastic
She's 5'9 so the key is being taller than her in heels I guess
Fuck her though
>>64952411
>Plus she's got a really shit name
kek
>>64952972
I dont undertsand the meme, im a manlet but i dont think its ever affected me, my gf is taller than me in some of her heels, doesnt bother me
We can play absolute shite and still go top.
Who can literally stop us now?
>>64953099
>Vardy can't hit a barn door
>Mahrez can't score penalties anymore
Your time is up
>>64952972
>Fuck her though
that's what you're meant to be doing.
don't be mad brah be chill. imo it's not that bad for a girl to ask a dude's height, at least she's honest about what she wants.
the only advice i'd give to any guy messaging any girl: follow the Jumbotron Test.
Would any of your messages be embarrassing to you if they were displayed on a huge screen in a football stadium? If the answer is yes, don't send it.
Just got home from work lads
What take away should I order?
>>64953167
> Your time is up
League table doesn't agree with you.
>>64953202
curry
>>64953202
what's your just-eat saying?
>>64953268
Best rated place is one of those pizza places run by indians. Don't know how to feel about that
>>64953366
Indianos? dont rate that either lad, go with your gut
>>64953236
seconded
anyone have a stream for a poorfag with no tv?
>>64953236
Thirded, and a naan, and some of that yoghurt drink
>>64953366
I used to know a traveller who told me about how groups of pikeys go around stealing dogs and selling them as 'meat' to paki takeaways.
>>64953632
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bbc+one+live+stream
>>64953785
And that traveller was me
Chalobah is going to win serie A while Chelsea will be relegated, pretty weird desu.
>>64953632
the bbc website you dope
who /watchingMOTDuntiltheboringgamesstartthengoingbacktotheNFLplayoffs/?
>>64954039
but im not british
anyway i found a stream leave me alone and let me get /comfy/
>>64954108
but all the games today were good anon
>Australian "Boxers"
https://twitter.com/BeWarmers/status/688483487473643520
FA need to get rid of the stupid yellow card rules for over celebrating..
why is it a bad thing to put on a show or to go and celebrate with the fans
>>64954108
>watching American boreball, good luck anon.
>>64953878
>13 minutes in serie A
would have thought he would get more chances after that good game in the europa
natty would play more chelsea desu
>>64954409
playoff games are mostly great desu m8
>>64954397
wastes time
but i agree with you anon football is all about the heart
>2MORROW
>>64954534
>le celebrate draws man
>sitting through half an hour of highlights I have no interest in so I can watch some goals I've already seen on YT
why do I do this
>Moyes
>>64954449
last week and this week are best games desu
the closer you get to SB, the more ads you get.. these get decent flow and the red zone is a bit messy if you don't know what to follow
>>64954487
>wanted to take his shirt off
>couldn't because his headgear was in the way
>loses headgear anyway
>gets yellow anyway
>the time wasted gets added on to the end
>equalizer in that time
hilarious all round
NO1 IN THE WORLD NIGGAZ
Do ABLs dislike klopp now?
Villel
Norwich
Swansea
To go down
liverpool
my girlfriend squealed in delight when i told her we were gonna get in bed and watch MOTD. she has no interest in football but she likes to lay in the crook of my arm and listen politely while i talk about the games, and she offers her opinions on the kits and the manager's outfits for each game. she says it's her favourite time of the week.
it's about the get /comfy/ as FUCK in here lads.
Is there a running order for Football League Tonight? Watching it on 5+1 and trying to figure out if I've missed the Hull game.
>>64954778
is your gf a witch
>>64954778
was about to get /comfy/ till you reminded me of how lonely I am ;_;
>>64954778
Mate no joke, where do you live? I think I banged her a couple of weeks ago.
>>64954778
no one cares about you and your slag you goon.
>MOYES
Oh man I am actually too excited for this
>MOYES
Tonight my friends, WE dem moyes boys
>MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES
>MOYES
City being on early is never gonna stop being weird for me
>MOYES
>moyes
>>64954778
What did you say the picture was for?
what job dyou think moyes is waiting for?
What did Moyes do?
is the bbc iplayer now 60fps
>>64954902
FC Barcelona
This is moyes' audition for the bristol city job
>>64954845
What's her first name then brev
>>64954902
arsenal
>>64954922
He's on MOTD
COME ON FEEL THE MOYES
>>64954778
she's quite ugly 2bhwy
How old is Lukaku?
>terry
>>64954970
"22"
>>64954900
Didn't say I was taking it
>>64954778
Weak chin, would not bang
>TERRY
>>64954970
At least 30
>>64954970
~3 years older than he claims
>>64954969
Yeah but so are you lad. At least she isn't walking at the camera.
>>64954942
She said it was Kate iirc.
>>64954902
Real when zz fucks up
>>64954970
Real years or african "youth" years
>>64955003
Got anything else you can share?
nice goal
What a goal
>>64951708
>Not asking her her weight
Abramovich texting the ref
>usingthe de bruyne chant because they're both called kevin
lel
>that cheeky backheel
>>64955139
The ref doesn't have a phone
>Jagielka will be in the England squad
Smh
>That shot and save
looks like I watched the wrong game this afternoon
Howard is literally the worst keeper in the league
C-U-N-T
refball incoming
>we've taken too much money from them to allow chelsea to lose
These goals are cheeky as fuck tbqh
>american goaltending
fabregas finally decided to start playing i see
>>64955229
which one did you watch?
Poleaboo is glad City have found their form and will uncountably win the league now
Time to focus on the CL
>yfw Football League Tonight gets less than 300,000 viewers
Roman is so camp lmao
Jammy shit
I hope they'll do more of these 1-2 instead of Costa going down as soon as he's touched.
>Keeper coming right at you
>Shoot low
Why?
>>64955282
stop talking about yourself in the third person you fucking sociopath
>>64955052
What fucking town are you in then?
>>64955279
City Palace
>>64955345
He's not good enough to chip
>>64951708
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>Neverton
Top kek
I want to understand this defending on the cross
> +8
hmmmmmmmmm
>Everton fans
>going to hug the fans
>concede at the end
lol this stuff happens to everton far too often
Poleaboo remembers when Courtois was supposed to be world class
>>64955350
lol mate I ain't telling you, fuck. I don't wanna get decked.
>>64955420
>flopp
>>64955355
Is that Costa's brother?
>Celebrating for that long
Only themselves to blame.
Lel top finish from Terry
>90+8
>they have time to play that ball in
>Suspicion of offside
>He's practically outside the stadium
>offside
>+8
absolute disgrace
Cheeky finish
>celebrating a draw against neverton
embarassing
>>64955424
It was +7 when Everton scored, couple of long injuries, 4 goals.
>>64955424
>7 minutes added
>Everton player jumps into crowd to celebrate
>an extra minute added on for it
>OMG REFBALL
God I hope >we get Neverton in the League Cup final for them to choke gloriously
>>64955282
I support Sheffield United and I either go to the game or watch the highlights from BladesPlayer if I cannot go to the game. There's no reason for me to watch the Football League Show for 1.5 hrs just to see United for 3 minutes.
Probably the same for most league clubs, though 300,000 isn't terrible
a yard offside lel
Lol Guus
>let it go mate
>Cuckerton
>suspicion
>>64955443
Cry more bitch nigga
Hiddink got a point about the celebration time, can't see why ref can't add that on
Offside very bad though
>>64955482
Fuck I love Herrera
Based Goose
And people will still defend the human linesman instead of wanting them replaced by robots.
top chuckle
everton have done it to themselves, again
>>64955492
100% agree
its crap they need a show for each league with atleast double the length of the highlights for each game
>2-0 down
>98th minute refball equaliser
>"unlucky not to win"
Fuck off you cunt
>Jermaine Quotus on prime time
Wish he would fuck off.
>Celebrate for a minute
>Complain about there being an extra minute added on
>Score in the 90th
>Celebrate excessively
>Other team scores
>Do it again
>Neverton
Why don't Everton just defend?
Do they actually need Moyes back?
>time added on because of a goal
Why the goal is part of the game and no time is added on for non extra time celebrations
>Twice this season Funes Mori has scored to make it 3-2 to Everton in injury
>Both times they over celebrated so more time was added
>Both times they conceded a 98th minute equaliser
KEK
E
K
This guy won't leave me alone
>>64955435
Everton fans, much like City fans wouldn't have it any other way
Win or lose, it doesn't matter as long as the play the club way
>>64955492
It's sub 3000,000 on channel 5, even CSI reruns get higher viewers
It was doing better on the BBC too
>Moyes
EBJT
#MoyesBoyes
>the second time this season that everton have conceded in the 98th minute
lel
>>64951708
Ayy Im doing a placement in Huddersfield at the moment
>>64955350
oh shit unlucky m8
Kek i'd forgot about the Bournemouth late goal vs Everton.
Everton are truly a small time club
>>64955595
>Why don't Everton just defend?
Martinez did LITERALLY the exact same at Wigan. Turned them from defensively solid to a complete fucking joke as they conceded 2+ every game and plummeted down
>willem
>>64955615
>Christian Mingle
>>64955612
feels glorious
>>64955350
give her a good slap, m8
>>64955615
I hope she contacted the police.
Moyes isn't a bad pundit
>be memeoyes
>go on a football program
>only compliment players you bought for your ex-team
>willem
lel
classic everton
>moyes
>>64955643
>Footballers_posing_with_children_who_should_be_put_out_of_their_misery.jpg
>Score goal in the 90th minute
>Celebrate for 15 seconds
>9 minutes stoppage time
Chelsea need a new fullback so they can stop defending like this, it doesn't work anymore.
i miss moyes so much
>>64955713
>this man is a millionaire
>>64955615
Post pic so we know why he's obsessed with you.
so plastic it hurts
city make me dislike the premier league
Fucking gf rang me at 2-2 so now I'm behind ffs
>>64955612
that'll teach the fucking cunt to get on with playing football teeby aitch
>>64955612
>>64955695
Deserve it desu
>A pitch invasion for scoring a late winner past BOURNEMOUTH
>tfw moyes looks and sounds exactly like my old history teacher
always do a double take
FEED THE SNAKE AND HE WILL SCORE
Based Pellegrini starting based Ihenacho and Delph
Kek at people thinking they wouldn't play
>>64955840
>moyes will never be a father figure for you
why live
>joe fart
>palace defending
And yet next week, you'll see four minutes of injury time get added on, one team score in that time, spend a minute celebrating, and the ref will still blow the whistle bang on 94 minutes.
Or you'll see a team waste a minute and a half on an injury time substitution, and that time won't get added on.
Consistency, how does that work?
>those empty seats
holy shit emptihad
>>64955818
Reminder
>Lonsdale slip ons
what went wrong for Pakace? did bamford put a gipsy curse on them? are newcastle fans right about pardew after all?
No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO, no, no
There's no dandruff
>Joe Hart
Why can't Chelsea managers have the balls Pellegrini have and play a kid for real?
>>64955904
he's all of our dads lad don't worry
>>64955920
you'd have to get the same ref to do every game
>all those empty seats
Fucking hell I thought it was a meme
>>64955920
>you'll see four minutes of injury time get added on, one team score in that time, spend a minute celebrating, and the ref will still blow the whistle bang on 94 minutes.
stop being wrong, that would not happen
>Hennessy
He's playing like he's been drinking Hennessy Cognac haha!
>>64955953
Learn to understand variance you dip
>hart
lel
>>64955988
lel
>>64955953
They haven't got a single striker who can score goals, that's the problem. And their keeper is fucking shit too.
Some retard on here a few months ago tried to tell me Connor Wickham was a good striker and would be starting for England soon,. he's garbage
>dann
>>64955718
This. Post aftermath.
>>64955953
Got found out, really
JESUS WAYNE
>show mate the facebook profile of girl I got with the night before
>Hadn't messaged her yet
>He likes her profile picture from 2013
Serves me right for trying to brag.
>>64955994
iheanacho is better than every chelsea youth combined
>>64955953
The Pardew contract talk is compelling
English GK goals conceded - 0
Welsh GK goals conceded - 4
Not looking great for the summer lads
>>64955953
Don't tell me you believed the Pardew meme?
>>64956038
One striker goal all season iirc
Is aguero the first £30m+ player to be a bargain?>>64955953
Pardew does this at every club, he's only good short term. Palace didn't even look like they were trying to day, just wait for the fourth goal
Gavin Peacock, the former Newcastle, Chelsea and QPR favorite, is now living in Canada and serving as a pastor at a church in Calgary.
Anyone know any other good post-football retirement jobs?
>>64956038
they should buy charlie ausitn
>>64956060
And he's also 29 desu.
>Chamakh
>that hair
>that dive
>chamakh
JUST
jesus fuck chamakhs hair
>chamakh's haircut
accept you're balding you cunt
>>64956038
still don't get why they sold glenn murray
Did the palace ultras meme die?
>Chamakh's hair
City need to get rid off Yaya
the guy is a cancer to that squad
not racist
hes just shite
>>64956078
literally doesn't matter since he has the Swansea defense infront of him.
literally how we should set up:
Taylor - Davies ( make him play cb) - williams - richards
Why are salt and shake crisps so fucking nice?
>City today
>>64956113
>Is aguero the first £30m+ player to be a bargain?
he'd be worth £60m+ in today's market so yes
>every highlight shown except for goals is palace
>city had 4 shots on target
>>64956217
>Defence 18th in the league
>Good
>>64956153
>>64956160
>>64956167
>>64956173
kek
I love seeing mad Pardew, he's such a smug fucking cunt
>>64956197
Nah, their rent-a-crowd agency just needed them for a protest somewhere else.
can you rate my profile?
>>64956117
>tfw actually have one of his pamphlets somewhere that came through the door
Completely fucking bizarre.
>>64956249
City were dominating the game though, they opened up the second half with like 5 minutes of uncontested possession
>delph's accent
lel
hahahaha delphs accent
embarrassing
>>64956299
Boring as fuck desu mate.
>I know him very well
You spent your whole 6 month Villa career in a wheelchair
Pardew looking rough.
Poleaboo hopes Pellegrini starts Delph more, he's a player who wants to play
>>64956244
tbf De Bryne and Sterling are relative bargains too
>>64956299
>hi I'm Elliot Rogers 2
>Marouane Chamakh is 32
What?? I always thought he was early twenties.
>>64956277
he never accepts any blame despite the fact that he is tactically inept once the game is underway
>>64956261
it's gomis' fault for being a lazy nigger
>>64956351
It's like when Danny Mills talks about playing for city
sometimes i listen to jenas talk and can't help being amazed that they can pay literal spastics like shearer, savage and dublin to say things on television t b h
>>64956299
Need a picture with friends to show you're social.
Also tone the description down to one joke.
>>64956351
I hate that so many mediocre players are pundits in the last few years. You were shit, stop sitting there and getting paid to critique other players
>I do think it's never nice for a manager if you think there's someone else coming to take your job
~ David Moyes, 2016
>>64956367
don't ever fucking reply to me again you pervert
>>64956113
>he's only good short term
he's been with us for a year desu, longer than most managers' terms these days
>>64956388
I can't wait to see the stupid bastard try and motivate adebayor
>focus on barkley and baines
>focus on delph
euro hype train has officially left the station in your media
>>64956386
Shit it's true, I thought he was 26 or so
>>64956367
hope you die soon
>>64956444
Yeah and he's gone to shit exactly after the year ended
Woodward sign him up son
>>64956416
Savage is entertaining desu, poleaboo prefers his style of talking more about philosophy than the tactics of the game
>>64956416
He's articulate but a little dull. He should loosen up a little and say what he truly feels a little more and he will become a great pundit.
>bowie
Pls stop, it's too fresh
>>64956466
he was about that age when arsenal signed him
>>64956461
They started here as well, it was almost embarrassing.
>>64956461
delph won motm tbf
Fair to focus on him
>>64956470
I hope I strap on a suicide vest and blow up you and your slag sister
>>64956461
yh mate its almost like youre watching a program on the British Broadcasting channel watching the english premier league
dickhead
>>64956522
>Aguero 2 goals and an assist
> Delph motm
Who the fuck picks these
>>64956540
Remember when rovers sold a player so they could afford to tarmac their car park?
>>64956491
yeah but remember what gary was like when he started. the most wooden cunt on tv but once he loosened up he was great. jenas is heading that way i reckon.
>>64956489
didn't ask for your opinion you sociopathic cunt. never reply to me again.
Lol Pards throwing players under the bus. It's already started.
Is Kane just a poor man's Lukaku?
>cattermole
>cattermole
l m a o
>>64956584
5* car park tho mate
you've got to see it to believe it
>Sunderland
>that kit
literally 11 goalkeepers
>>64956578
I think the announcer does for city
Probably wants to remind Toure he can be replaced
>>64956578
Delph was all over the pitch and always involved
>>64956588
Poleaboo wasn't sure he was good, they all sound more of less the same
>>64956594
If Lukaku had no pace, power and couldn't score from outside the box
Is Kyle Walker injured?
Trippier's done well for an academy cast off
why the fuck is fat sam playing graham on the wing
>>64956661
filtered. hope you die.
>>64956475
he did much better for us for a year than tony pulis did in 7 months. pulis is now literally where in the table with west brom, while we have had a great season even with the current drop-off, but i don't hear anyone chatting shit about pulis
stop spouting spiteful geordie/talksport memes
>>64956681
chamberlain is such a twat
>>64956630
I hope so, I don't think fan in the league would miss the cancer that is toure
>>64956661
So, still didn't contribute as much Aguero
>>64956594
He's a little better. Both top top players up there with your Agueroes, your Vardys and your Costas
>>64956630
Delph is more of a Fernandinho cover
>>64956623
Polaboo likes uncommon colours and styles
>all these goals from deflections
what the fuck is going on
Explain this "poleaboo" shit to me
Fluketoor
WORLD'S NUM1
>>64956697
Pulis is AIDS and need to fuck off and never manage again
>>64956664
Does the Pope shit in the woods? He gets injured more than Aaron Ramsey.
>Big clubs scoring all these deflected goals today
Annoyed
>>64956762
best keeper in the league desu senpai
>>64956730
It's one attention seeking cunt.
>>64956730
Its people who like lengths of material like metal or wood
>german defenders
Kirchoff looks like he wants to go home and have a wank. He does not want to be there
>>64956730
some borderline serial killer who got v& for perving on his classmates
for some reason he still posts as poleaboo on here even though everyone hates him
Harry Kane yet again
>that dwarf Sunderland keeper
>big Sam thinking swapping keepers will fix Sunderland's problems
>>64956716
Agueros in his own league
Vardy is shit
>>64956711
Polaboo feels you're unaware in the ways in which you can contribute, it's not just about goals
>bayern defending
Speak English cunt
>>64956805
>defender at some of Germany's biggest clubs
>go to Sunderland
>be shit
>>64956730
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/britfeel/ Anonymous 01/16/16(Sat)17:16:40 No.25793382▶>>25794549 >>25796424 >>25799675
pakiboo poem out now edition
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Anonymous 01/16/16(Sat)17:17:44 No.25793403▶>>25793475
>>25793243 → #
I did say all of those things you just can't refute them, you have the classic signs of an autist in an argument.
>>
Anonymous 01/16/16(Sat)17:18:13 No.25793405▶
Poleaboo is
Doing a poo,
A number two
For me and you
He records it with
His spying cam,
And sends it to
His polefu pham
His fellow employees
Found his blog
Sooner after
About the polish bog
They called him a pedo
And reported him to the police
So he removed his blog
To try and keep the peace
Being kicked out from uni
And locked up tight
He turns to /britfeel/
To hear his plight
"But wasn't I true
and wasn't I right,
to piss in milk bottles
and record people shite?"
Lowe and behold
The anons replied
"Fuck off pakiscum
I wish you had died"
So he turns to third person
And shit posts here everyday
The man of mystery Poleaboo
The one who got away
>>64956830
I didn't say he didn't contribute, its just Aguero contributed more
>>64956716
>Your Vardys
Literally a meme. He has no skill and just runs hard
>>64956841
one of my favourite memes
>>64956697
Pulis is shit I agree. I only saw Palace on Motd but their defending looked just like how Pardew had United set up. Not pressing Aguero is criminal
>>64956863
Boateng was shit at city, when he went to germany everyone suddenly began to think he was some great defender
>>64956913
He is a great defender though
>>64956796
sociopath from /brit/ with a self-absorbed blog 5 people in the world read, about his embarrassing life and how much he wants to kill everyone he comes into contact with. proper disabled mong cunt. threatens to blow places up and thinks talking in the third person means he can't be incriminated for it. filter and forget about t b h.
say what you want about Moyes' management career but his eyes look wonderful in 1080i
Poleaboo misses The Football League Show
>Moyes shilling Chelski
Disgusting
Must want that job
>>64956888
His technique is underrated really and having his stamina and work rate is a valuable skill/trait in itself and not worth snootily dismissing
>>64956958
Nah, league and team babby
>>64956487
Hey Harry! Come and play for us, we'll have you third in the running order behind Rooney and some meme black kid! I know you're sick of the Europa League but don't worry about that, I'm sure you won't miss much in the CL!
>1-1 draw above 2 3-0s and a 2-1
Fuck off Gary
moyes for chelsea manager when
>>64956888
Literally the same thing could be said for 90% of English players. Townsend, Walcott, Lallana, Austin, etc. Intelligence and technical ability aren't valued.
>>64956993
BIGGEST IN THE WORLD
moyes seems like such a nice man tbqh
are there a worse set of fans than man u
>>64956970
>blog 5 people in the world read
Peaked at 3000 daily unique hits
People still check it even now
>>64957014
what
none of those players are very hard workers
>>64957004
>>64956978
If Chelsea takes the meme manager road, I'd prefer Brenny la.
appy jap
>>64956487
>Kane would want to be anywhere near a sinking ship
>>64957014
Lallana has some amount of skill. Too bad players like him are rare when it comes to England
>ISIS Penalty taking
>>64956991
Behave, He was woeful at City but he's world class now, look at him in the world cup
swear he missed one the other day aswell
why is he still taking them
>>64957078
Edgy
>>64956978
Moyes at Chelsea would be fun.
>penalty lester didn't deserve
>villa denied a clear penalty
fucking refball
>>64956907
we didn't do that badly today, first goal was keeper's error and second was a deflection, other two were being caught on the break while chasing a game.
losing to man city away gets a shrug from me, amazing how quick people are to jump on pardew after a bad two weeks, we got 9 points from 5 in december before we ran into a few injuries
>>64957014
Lallana is more skillful than ever current england international desu
>>64957064
desu united don't really need another balding average english man but we'll take him if there is no one else
Huth is a right dirty fucker
>>64957111
His brother *literally* joined ISIS lad
>>64957014
>including Lallana
Kek, technical ability is Lallana's only strength, he does that fucking Cruyff turn 100 times a game. He's slow as fuck though and has no end product
>>64957121
desu Okazaki was taken out before that too. But yeah that was a villa penalty.
>>64957102
He's scored most of them, all the ones in the prem
He's clearly the best in the team
>Okazaki
scores the strangest goals in the league
>>64957111
found the muslim
>vardy
Bony injured so nacho man can get some time
thank you jebus
"that's a penalty for me"
you're not part of the team m8, you're not even on the pitch
>>64957121
Refball balanced out with that handball desu
did they not drop points becus he missed it the other day tho
give em to vardy
>>64957183
kek
>>64957121
DAILY REMINDER
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27387616
"Plucky little Leicester" are mega-rich and trying to buy the league.
>>64957162
And?
You're in Britain, deal with it
>>64957185
ball to hand he was looking away, although the leicester player handballed it into his own net
>>64957183
robot wars loves to big himself up
>>64957135
>Barkley
Do you think Austin is that far away from your Vardys or your Kanes or your Strurridges?
>>64957203
They also play all out defence and kick everyone off the pitch
There's nothing likable about them
>lucky as fuck deflection to get control of the ball
>handball in the process
>free shot on goal
>hit only defender in the whole box
>lucky deflection in the top corner
This is what it takes for Villa to score a goal
oh my
>>64957203
>trying to buy the league
their biggest spend was 12m on a striker who doesn't even play
>boot ball at a guys chest
>up in arms when it bounces off via his hand
hey real talk what do you think cannavaro was saying to zizou here?
like, what do you say in such a moment?
>>64957218
>mfw they are making a new season of Robot Wars
>>64957243
Austin is better than Vardy
Strurrige at least has pace
>>64957243
Why do Brits talk like retards?
>none of us know the right interpretation
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN? READ THE FUCKING RULES MAN
>>64957243
Well he's a massive cunt like Vardy
>>64957211
Handball touch took it away from the defender though, despite not deliberate he gained advantage significantly
>>64957240
Fair point, Lallana will make a decent back up to Barkley
>>64957208
Britain isn't an islamic country.
>>64957243
Better than Vardy, not better than Kane or Sturridge
>>64957278
interpretation of the rules
>>64957146
What?
>>64957265
Poleaboo believes it's not a season but 6 special episodes
He looks forward to it
>>64957281
Doesn't matter, current law only cares about intent
>>64957272
Lineker wants footballers to play with their hands behind their backs, like fucking speedskaters.
>If it hits your hand that is a penalty
Thats the most retarded suggestion I've ever heard. You'd just have players kicking it at the opponents hand at every opportunity
>>64957273
hoping
RAZER
A
Z
E
R
will return and cuck everyone again
>>64957273
i loved it as a kid and hopefully me and my girlfriends kids can bond over it if they like it too
>>64957316
ivanovic has been doing that for years
>>64957304
Better than Sturridge when he's always in the physio room
>>64957258
Exactly, so where has the rest gone? :^)
>>64957150
He missed against Bournemouth as well.
He's cost Leicester 4 points with shit penalties.
I love you lads
>>64957246
Imagine all the masturbation about them if they do win the league. No matter what happens we'll probably get a fucking "feel good" British underdog film in a few years time about Leicester starring Daniel Radcliffe as Jamie Vardy
Who Toonbro here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>64957348
>robot wars
>not a real sport
get out lad
>>64957356
>starring Daniel Radcliffe as Jamie Vardy
kek
>>64957314
>It's not how many times we fall down but how we pull ourselves back up
That's what inspired him to coach
Time for /toon/
Based voldemort
>>64957381
fuck off to the championship you cunt
I'm going to bed
>>64957341
>ivanovic has been doing that for years
Yup, which reduces his mobility in the box. Is harder to change direction quickly with your hands behind your back. Ivanovic has been shit this season anyway.
>>64957347
And he's scored several
Penalty taking isn't easy
>Poocastle and Villa will finally be relegated
>>64957342
I thought we were talking about when fit
>>64957408
Fuck off back to League 2.
>>64957356
It will be a BBC production staring Romesh Ranganathan as Mahrez
Who's the qt with that ginger prick?
Are Newcastle legally obliged to sign 50% French Africans?
>>64957276
I've met just as many illiterate folk from your Spains, your Germanys and your Frances.
>Ed Sheeran
Do you know anyone that likes this cunt?
>>64957356
Poleaboo feels it's disgusting the Leicester are doing so well and it'd be a disgrace to the premier league if they finish top 4
>>64957471
He seems like a decent bloke desu, why do you hate him?
>>64957408
>Team who was lower league football for most of their history telling a team with actual history to go "back" to the Championship
Fuck off back to League Two
>>64957408
Not in a good position to be talking that shit are you m80
Your club should've learned from Newcastle being jews and keeping John Carver last season
>>64957471
teenage girls
>dat pass
>>64957471
Alan Shearer
>>64957415
Same
Bilic looks like a guy you see in the chemists waiting for his methodone prescription
Why don't they just make the players wear brain monitors at all times, that way they can read instantly whether a handball is intentional or not
It would be revolutionary like GLT has been
>>64957466
>>64957471
Most females
>>64956299
>my mom says I'm funny so there's that
>>64957415
Night night lad x
>>64957356
>if its on the BBC, all the players will be retconned into being women and homosexual blacks and asians.
Mong
Glassman
Wazza
Austin/Vardy
Defoe
Ings
Who cares about the rest
>>64957439
Newcastle will finish in the top half of the table (EPL)
>>64957505
Poleaboo smirked
>>64957490
>"back"
didn't even say that you spacker fuck
>>64957485
Hi Ed
>>64957552
Fuck off king
What's everyone drinking? Just finishing off a bottle of Broadside
>>64957525
They're all ready all blacks and asians
>>64957549
Tip top bait
>>64957519
So no, then
;_;
>>64957505
Got 20p m8? Need it fuh the bus like
>>64957356
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3339188/Jamie-Vardy-s-record-breaking-rise-hit-big-screen-British-writer-eyes-Hollywood-blockbuster-Leicester-City-striker.html
>>64957525
haha
Edgy!
one half into shelvey's newcastle's debut and he's already shown all his sides
except for the countless terrible long shots.. they just come out of desperation.. oh and the terrible tackling
Mbemba is fucking useless
>>64957595
Just sold Tiote so need a replacement for all his wasteful long shots man
>>64957590
But Slaven, the buses round here don't take change anymore.
>>64957595
He looks like a Bond villain
>>64957604
He has pace
Mitrovic needs to sort his head out, doing everything except finishing it
>>64957591
>Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron
Fuck, Radcliffe would be an improvement
>>64957595
>the countless terrible long shots
He hit loads of those anyway and we've had terrible long shots for years, at least Shelvey has more goals than Tiote
>>64957604
He's been great, best defender Newcastle have had in years (which isn't saying much).
What is it with your classic no.9s popping up in wide areas this season?
>>64957568
Black Sheep Ale here
>>64957568
Excellent taste.
Just finished a Staropramen now gonna hit the Kelham Island Easy Rider. Got a bottle of Leffe blonde to finish.
Nothing says "small club" like an English manager
Poleaboo thinks you're all cunts and hopes you die painfully
>>64957658
teams sitting deep means they have to go out wide to get the ball
>>64957663
>I will never again be a student living above a pub where this is £2 a pint
JUST
>>64957568
Hobgoblin
>>64957595
I quite like him 2bh. At this level anyway.
Poleaboo believes it's quite disgusting for Shelvy to go from Swansea to Newcastle
Since if Newcastle stay up, Swansea will likely go down
>shelvey is shocked that a team where he is now the first name on the teamsheet is having trouble
>>64957649
at least he's more likely to score than tiote from the wild shots
>>64957568
gluhwein
12m shelvy
4m austin
wtf
>>64957724
>Leicester go from relegation battlers to nailed on top 4
>All they did was replace Pearson with a dago
Checks out
Why is his nose so fucking big?
>>64957724
You now realise an English manager has never won the Premier League
>diags
>>64957724
Cunbt
>>64957733
Makes sense. They should know where to put crosses too.
>diags
Fuck off
>>64957785
This post amuses Poleaboo
>>64957788
>>All they did was replace Pearson with a dago
I think the correct term is "wop" not "dago"
>>64957787
His contract was up this summer
>>64957785
And we've been playing with two central midfielders who can't pass. Wouldn't catch Tiote spraying a 50 yard ball like Shelvey did
>>64957787
One was to a relegation rival other had less than 6 months on his contract
>>64957787
my theory is austin refused to go to a team fighting relegation and that left only southampton and reduced the price
>>64957568
Drinking Deanston 12 yr old and Laphroig 10 yr old
>>64957787
WHO
H
O
>>64957785
Easy to spell Shelvey
>>64957787
who
wasnt leicester one of the teams mentioned on the "buying a football club" documentary a few years back?
>>64957568
It's absolutely dank
>>64957873
Apparently he wanted to move home, so would only go to Southampton or Bournemouth
>>64957663
>>64957752
4 for a fiver from ASDA?
>>64957708
Nice. When I was in belgim at a festival I drank pretty much nothing but Leffe (when in brussels we had a lot of different beers though)
>>64957874
Nice. I bought the Laphroiag Quarter Cask just after christmas. It's my first islay and I gotta say, I'm enjoying it.
who CHOUFFE here?
Moyes is a more than decent pundit. He should stick to this and avoid the bullying ;_;
>18. Norwich
>19. Swansea
>20. Villa
Debate me
>moyes
>>64957938
>pundits get bullied less
kek
>>64957923
makes even more sense then
>>64957950
completely agree desu
>>64957938
I agree. Would like to see Moyes and Shearer.
>>64957752
shoo shoo
>>64957950
replace norwich with blunderland desu
>>64957950
>no Chelsea
>>64957568
and no it's not from the phillipines but it's good shit
>>64957950
>Getting rid of 3 shite teams
Decent relegation desu
Just pray the promotions are good to replace them
>2010ties
>pink GK kit
Shocking
>>64957883
Abigail "high test" Breslin
>>64958039
luckily we are
>>64957950
>18. chelsea
>19. norwich
>POWER GAP
>20. villa
fixed that for ya buddy ol pal
>>64957982
>thinking Big Sam won't get them out of it
>not realising how jammy blunderland are
Martinesz needs to be sacked just for keeping Howard as Everton's main keeper
Needs to grow a pair and drop the cunt
My surname is Pugh. I feel for a guy growing up with that surname.
Did the commentator suggest that not many in the crowd will be older than the ripe old age of 57?
>>64958086
Their other keeper is just as shite tbf
Need to buy a new one
Isn't the rule clear goalscoring opportunity rather than last man back?
If there's no keeper it's very clear.
Lads need advice
One of my bosses at work has a qt daughter who sometimes comes into the office. She added me on fb a couple of weeks ago out of the blue and we've been speaking since. she just messaged me saying she wants to meet next weekend for a coffee. What should I do? Don't want to get sacked from work but want to hook up with the grill.
>>64958077
Don't base anything on smashing Charlton, even Hudders put 5 past them
You'll probably choke again at the end of the season
want bournemouth to stay up just because of their comfy af ground
>>64958116
>>64958061
I would ruin that
>>64958192
>waiting til she asks you out
You're lucky you still have a chance desu m8
>>64958192
>bang
>take pics
>if boss finds out and tries to fire you threaten to leak nudes
Problem solved
>>64958192
Smash, film it then attach video to next email to boss
Charlie Daniels in the England team literally when?
>>64958219
>Comfy
You mean small?
>>64958216
>sacking managers and losing 11-0 in january
exodus now?
>>64958192
what she look like lad, lets see a pic, and I'll tell you if its worth risking your job for
>>64958192
March into his office on monday morning and in a matter of fact manner inform him that you will now be seeing his daughter and sleeping with her shortly. He'll appreciate your frank honesty without pussyfooting around the situation.
>tonight
Literally still at the stadium
afobe seems like a nice lad
>>64958302
>Shaw
>Baines
>Bertrand
>Gibbs
never
>>64958216
>choke again
hull haven't choked promotion for like over a decade. we smashed boro 3 nil remember
>>64957979
>wanting to see shearer ever
he's a fucking moron lad. he can only talk in two pitches and is completely incapable of explaining why he's arrived at a conclusion. things are either good or bad but he can't tell you why because he doesn't know. because he's a fucking moron.
>>64958309
away fans spilling onto the pitch etc fuck modern football
>>64957382
im just playing
hypnodisc forever la
>>64958192
You're fucked either way. You had better marry her.
>>64958302
If he was a right back, maybe.
England has too many good left backs.
>>64958294
>>64958300
>>64958282
The problem is my boss knows I've got a gf but she doesn't, so if he finds out we hooked up he will know I played her when I already have a gf. Duno what to do tbqh
>>64958302
I put Smith in my fpl team instead of Daniels this morning. What a tit.
>>64958192
How old is she? As long as she's out of school and you're not a dick, why would it be a problem?
>>64957337
what part of razer are you from senpai
>>64958398
in general the use of F instead of TH bothers me a lot.. as in fink (think)
EBJWP
>>64958492
She's 24. Problem is I have a gf and the boss knows I do, but she doesn't.
shocking away support from west brom
>>64958482
How long have you had gf? Is he qter than gf?
>>64958563
would you travel to watch pulisball
>>64958427
You choked last time on the final day of the season and only got promoted because >we bailed you out against Watford
>>64958482
Post pics of both so we can decide who you should go for
>>64958516
Bothers me too, thankfully it's mainly working class poor cunts who do this
>>64958039
Boro, Derby, Hull.
>>64958569
Had gf for 3 years but its gone long distance and now it's basically fucked. Think the end is near tbqh. Bosses daughter is qt but probably not that nice.
>>64958086
Howard is essential to American marketing
>>64958569
>>64958545
Bullshit story
If she was on Facebook, shed know you had a gf
>>64958632
The ass was fat
>>64958596
>choked
>got promoted
>leeds
i would fuck charlie austin
(no homo)
>>64958563
>>64958588
West Brom have always had shit away support, they take a tiny allocation and usually stay sat for the entire game
>>64958596
The fact Watford couldn't get past that Hull side despite possessing a strikeforce of Vydra and Deeney says a lot about how fucking shit they were.
Has Charlie Austin even been that good in the Championship this season?
>>64958648
It's not bullshit, my gf has a private profile and so do I so it doest say "in a relationship with x" because I'm not fucking retarded you pleb.
Rickie is the OG plastics won't get it
but he is
>>64958720
He got 10 goals for QPR, so I guess so.
You can get rid of one of the following forever:
>Pulis
>Big Sam
>Bruce
Who do you choose?
turned it over to CBB on +1
cya
>Pullis and his excuses
Just please have a stroke
>Vestbrum
Do you think Steven McLaren talks to Koeman and Van Gaal in Dutch on the sideline?
can't wait for liverpoop to get BTFO 1-0 tomorrow lads
>>64958720
only started 12 games from 27, injuries
>>64958819
le baseball cap thugball man
>>64958819
Pullis everyday of the week
>>64958647
Go for coffee and see where it goes desu. Can always play stupid and say you didn't think it was going for a coffee in romantic terms
>>64958739
And you have no pics of her on your profile? No messages from her?
Fuck off
>>64958819
Pulis, he literally represents everything wrong with English football, and I hate how some retards try and glorify him
>>64958819
pulis, allerdyce is underrated imo
I will probably dislike Southampton until JWP is captain. All these signings aren't as likeable as the academy players they sold. Plus I fucking hate Wanyama.
>>64958819
>Big Sam
He's annoyingly arrogant
>had a great time in Spain
He must have just got back from holiday
>>64958819
Pulis100%.
Allardici is good for a laugh.
Nothing wrong with Brucey.
>>64958974
He's a huge cunt but likeable like Suarez, Bruce is just fat jolly and doesn't do much harm but Pulis just complains none stop and plays the most boring football there is
>>64957355
>tfw no one loves me back
>>64958819
PULIS
>>64958889
Thanks lad, yeah gona try this. Problem is if we end up getting drinks and I give her the d its gona get awkward as fuck in the office.
Which nation has the best strikers atm, not best front 3 just the best options at. France or Argentina for me desu
>>64959109
>Pulis just complains none stop and plays the most boring football there is
his teams also have an ability to get away with a lot of shit
>>64959223
>dat hat
>>64959232
Exactly, that bad tackle on lovren the other week and he just brushed it off like it was nothing
>>64959223
>M'Koeman
>>64959230
Wales
>>64959209
What the fuck do you think girls talk about with their dads?
>"Hey dad i just went out with anon and we shagged"
Or just explain to her you want to keep it quiet from him for a while. If she's reasonable she'll understand. If she doesn't then you could probably consider dropping.
>>64959340
>church
>vokes
>robson-kanu
>good
>>64959223
early start tomorrow
https://youtu.be/Z19LXLZhzu0
>>64959407
>*Doffs tophat at Eddie Howe*
>>64959407
>tfw your club's record signing is over 10 shillings
your team plays in red and white stripes
so you wear an all blue jacket to the game
>>64959577
>wearing anything but a black coat to the game
Shameful display
>>64959577
Bet he's a neutral
>>64959626
what has this once great island become :/
>>64959710
Bet he's from Liverpool
>>64959794
People from Liverpool don't dress like that at all. I know, I live there
>>64959794
>>64959920
hes obvs a season ticket holder becus of where he is sat
he is just an innovator he don't play by the rules
>>64957996
I know know u from the Fifa forums
Everton have such a small club mentality, struggling against lower division teams, budget Guardiola, cheap imports. Seriously fuck this club.
>>64959920
>>64959985
I meant the guys taking the piss out of wearing your team's shirt or at least colours.
What happens if Liverpool win tomorrow?
What happens if United win?
>>64961661
One of those teams will get 3 points if they win, if they draw they both will get 1 point
>>64961155
As long as Everton define themselves by their local rivals, they'll never be a big club
>>64961661
>Liverpool win
Van Laal maybe sacked
>United win
Liverpool give up on the league and just try win the cups
>Draw
Disappointment for all
>>64961757
That's a fair comment if they did define themselves by their local rivals but I don't think it is as romantic as that
>>64961155
scouse mackems we call them here