/147/ Masters of snooker edition

Not watching the final if it's not Ronnie Trump tbqh

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Based Bing, please deliver us from Ronniefags

Naughty Snooker lad. Please Barry murk this blud

>tfw going to miss the Ronnie match

Was the trump cut to middle the shot of the tournament?

>>64941889
i don't like this new personal blog meme

>>64941918
I know right , he thinks its cool that hes having a curry and has a acca on ,cringe.

>>64941889

>full of cold
>off to watch Bluddy Targers choke against Charlton
>Based Bing shoving in the Pikey Mafia later before Patriots - Chiefs

UKG vibes

This looks top banter

How hard is it/expensive to get tickets?

Did barry hawkings walk on to craig david

>>64942040

Not particularly outside of the Worlds, especially the earlier rounds. If you actually bother to get them promptly you'd have no bother.

>>64942068
Sick

>>64942040
Been to the worlds many times
It's comfy as fuck

>>64942102
how expensive are the worlds tickets? let's say avg price for earlier rounds and avg price for the finals?

>>64942102
What's better, being at the venue or being in the comfort of your own home?

>>64942102
Have you ever shouted 'go on'?

>>64942144
The venue is nice if you go with someone who likes snooker, get propped up at the bar before the session and have a g&t and a chat about the tournament.

>>64942138
You can get early round tickets cheap, usually £20-£25.

Been to the semis and it was £50 but that was almost 10 years ago. Final tickets can easily be £150+

>>64942047
It was some kind of UK garage tune. Sounded like this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uwclzGZtrw

>>64942257
According to Google it is.

Choon

>>64942148
of course

tfw Barry wins the Masters, wouldn't mind that desu

>>64942257
>>64942293
>world snooker website has their walk on music

http://www.worldsnooker.com/players-walk-on-music/

I liked that Chinese tune Ronnie used to have.

Trump status = stumped

Brill century

C E N T U R Y

>>64942352
Based Murphy

>>64942352

>Mark Allen: DJ Snake L’il John by Turn Down For What

Kek

Its gonna be another cracker

Love how he smahed that black in at the end

Sent him a message there

>Jubb

Where the camera is placed on him it says
>Judd rump

Top kek tbqhfamalamalam

BURGER KING BTFO

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judd_Trump

>Mr. Haircut 100[1]
>The Ace in the Pack[2]
>The Real Donald Trump[2]
>Danny the Boy[2]
>Juddernaut[3]

One of you lot been fucking with this?

C E N T U R Y

>>64942606
lel

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>>64942606
Like Selby's, those are all official m8. Though Selby has a new one - The Siesta from Leicester.

BIG
BREAKS
BARRY

Tea time

How'd you take it /147/?

>>64942648
>Black Beater

every fucking time

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>>64942648

>The Flukey Felcher

How did I not notice that one before.

>>64942678
I used to have sugar but as a student our house ran out and didn't buy any and I'v been having it with just milk ever since

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>>64942678
I take it Yorkshire style.

>Chudd Chump

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>>64942678

One sugar, dash of milk and leave the tea bag in for about a week please m8

I can't see those two hideous bright-haired lesbos in the crowd. They seem to of been in the background of every match so far

:(

>JT special

Fuck's sake Bazza

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Just realised trump looks like Calvin Harris

>le hit the balls too hard man

MUH BEST GAME EVER

whats going on

wew

MEME SNOOKER

lel that black

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NAUGHTY SNOOKER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>>/asp/

>>64942920
>>>/lgbt/

Fancy a burger king tbqh

That was quite a nawty shot.

Noice double

>>64941580
>muh ronnie
hes a whiny pussy

>>64943373
Nice try mark king

Who's Ronnie slotting it in atm

>>64943394
i actually suck trumps boi clit

>Judd trump spouting off about players he should be beating easily.

That's why no-one likes you, you prick.

Why the fuck was Davies on about

>>64943547
The line of the shot to get the correct potting angle. Contact the object ball exactly where an imaginery ball would be inline with the pocket.

>>64943547
Potting balls and fucking bitches.

here we go

go get em trump!

>>64943590
I see now

Naughty

>thinking my post was spam becuase o typed 'doub els'

I hate it here

>>64943672
Checkd

>tfw never got a break higher then 30

Damn unlucky Barry

>>64943759
>getting a break of 30

Well la de da. Look at mister big shot here.

Maxi

Bottle job

>>64943844
No maxi

fuck yeah

Are there any drugs that make you better at snooker

Trump special confirmed.

Trump Special

hawk cant deal with pressure
naughty snooker ahead

>>64943923
Alcohol, though you gotta be careful with the dosage as your performance will drop really fucking fast if you go even a bit above the optimal level. Or just any drugs that help you concentrate and deal with pressure better.

Judd Ronnie final confirmed

Naughty trips

Nawty af

THE JUGGERNAUT

GO ON BAZZA!

Good game t b h

TRUMPED

C E N T U R Y

barry no

What a pot

And what a reply

Great escape

So close to that red

where the fuck is everyone our guy bazza is winning

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>that red from Trump

SNOOKER LOPPY

Bye bye trump!

Trump's safety game is nowhere near good enough to win major championships consistently.

>>64944899
Muh im done partying

TRUMP ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>64944921
He needs to do a Ronnie and start working on it probably with an ex-pro. When Ronnie started he had a dodgy safety game, now he has a great one.

GET IN BAZZA

Yess!!!!

That fat kid is on literal suicide watch

Buzzing for Barry, I hope he wins it

As much as I love Ronnie it would be nice to see baz win it

>not wanting our boy Bing to win it

>>64945065
dumb frog poster

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/42vmJkQwPkKGHC27xy0fZQr/steve-davis-from-snooker-table-to-mixing-desk

jej

>>64945912
I read about that a few weeks ago. Steve confirmed for GOAT.

/147/ gonna see him? http://blocweekend.com/steve-davis/

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these semis

>rape Charlton 6-0
>Baz beats Chump
>Our Boy Bing winning tonight

>>64948163
Romnies is our guy cunt

>>64948196

No m8, Ronniefags are the /epl/ cancer of /147/.

people who like O'Sullivan also like Taylel
so you have to ask yourself, "do I support dirty gropers?"

>>64948163
pls mak handegg thred

>>64948255
Give me a nosh? Suck me dick?

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>>64948196
>implying

first for united states

match is starting soon la

Alrigh lads

Just wasted three hours of my life on The Hateful 8, hopefully a BING win will make up for it

Le ignore all the filthy peasants on the walk on man

>RONNIEEE

You got one shot

GWAN BING MY SON

>>64949281
Bings out m8

>>64949304
?

snokered

HE'S ALREADY 1 POINT AHEAD IT'S FUCKING OVER

>ronniefags clapping a shitty break off then watching him miss 3 times

oww

>that didn't go in

>ronniefags clapping for almost every shot

why

>>64949350
>>64949398
Not only have we got to listen to them, but we've got to read you lot moaning about them.

Casual here for based Ronnie.

TYBB

FINISH THE MUG OFF STUART

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>ronniefags right now

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Our boy Bing has this

>wew

jaysus

>>64949484
kys

COME ON BING

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>Everytime Ronnie gets a sniff of the table the audience goes mental

>>64949939
Ronnie fags are literally the worst humans in existence tbqh

>>64949939
Big Ronnie fanbase in London.

gwurrrunnay

>>64949939
They do it even when he doesn't have any chances to pot

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lend him your power \o/

Fucking ronniefags

>>64950144
Yes we know stop moaning like a woman.

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>>64950163

BING
I
N
G

>>64950056
\o/

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>that guy yelling "Go on Stuart!"

that absolute legend in the crowd shouting for Bingham

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Alright Anon, fancy coming down the pub with us?

where da stream at

>>64950262
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/34426722
will probably need a uk vpn

Do you think Stephen Hendry could batter Ronnie if he really wanted to?

>muh underdog
ronnie will BTFO all bingbongs

>>64950257
Yes lad.
Let me just go and have a banging shit (arf arf) and then we'll be off, have a bottle of 1664 out of the fridge.

Love how all the bing fags have shut uo

>>64950314
I could knock out literally any snooker player.

>Frantic camera pan to Bing

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>>64950318
delete this

Btw what happened to Lelby? He's done shit recently.

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>>64950318

>>64950371
Casuals please fuck off.

(don't really though because we need the posts, badly)

>>64950399
I'm not a casual, I've been watching for years (about 3-4 desu)

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>>64950371
He's a meme player

>tfw no more rileys around you

>>64950417
Selby is world number one you fucking melt.

>>64950437
In 2014/15 he's done shiit though.

why does selby always look so depressed? is he still mad his mum left him?

so glad trump got battered tbqh

Just put a cheeky £40,000 on Barry Hawkins for tomorrow.

>>64950371
Is he giving the 2 fingers?

>>64950522
absolute madman

>comedy snooker drama

Yes lad

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>snooker drama

fucking why

>At the end of his life, Higgins' weight fell to 6 stone (38 kilograms).[30] He lived in sheltered housing on the Donegall Road, Belfast.[39] Despite having once been worth £4 million, he was bankrupt and survived on a £200-a-week disability allowance.[47] He was found dead in bed in his flat on 24 July 2010.[6][14][38]

Fucking hell

>snooker drama
will probably be shit

>>64950660
brutal

expect gazza to go the same way

INCH PERFECT

The crowd needs to shut the fuck up

BINGBTFO

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>this ABB ref

STOP CALLING OUT PLEASE!

>>64950182
can you make one that says

just a little bit of work to do with the cue ball...

Is Ronnie O'Sullivan the Roger Federer of snooker?

>>64950970
no

>>64950974
In terms of shitty crowd support? Yes

Although it wasn't all like that, in the past he wasn't always the crowd favourite particularly against Americans like Agassi. The 2005 US Open final eerily echoes the 2015 one but with Federer switching sides

>>64950974
No. Ronnie is a more interesting and likeable person. Also, Ronnie doesn't have as many records and titles.

These pots tho.

>that crowd

>bingaling

DOUBLE WHAMMY

>>64950974
they're both the plastic's favourite, but other than that there's little similarity. Federer is the consummate professional, whilst ronnie openly shittalks the sport

>>64951138
>Federer is the consummate professional
Bollocks. The guy is a fucking turd.

>>64951138
>Federer is the consummate professional

lol

>>64951152
I meant in terms of media image, branding etc.

I know he's a bit of an arrogant prick but he's portrayed as a saint

Depressing tbqh lads

sensational

Deserved frame win by Ronnie. Sensational potting.

SHIEET

nerves of steel

fair play

FRAME OF THE TOURNAMENT

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Aw shit

WHERES
THE
CUE
BALL
GOING

holy fucking shit lads

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>>64951223

>>64951177
I'd rather listen to the views of someone honest, than a cowardly fag like Federer who is too afraid of tarnishing his image because of muh sponsors.

What a frame. Ref is such a dud. Rowdy crowd is much better.

quiet please

>>64951208
Up there with the his last frame against Selby.

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Bingham on suicide watch

>GOOUUW AUGH AARUFUU ON

What did that guy in the crowd mean by this?

do it bing!

this fucking ref

If you're going to moan about rowdiness at least do it to both sets of fans

>>64950974
Stephen Hendry was the Roger Federer of snooker.

dubs for maximum

>commentators talk about a 147
>there's still 10 reds on the table

why?

>>64951389
what have you done

Good round from Bingham so far

>>64951391
GET HYPED

>>64951439
>you

>>64951439
>assuming

I don't want to jinx it, but 147 incoming.

>>64951389
all your fault seamus

fuck

Bingham's spirit is broken now

THANK YOU

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>that shrill female ronniefag

>>64951453
Ahahahahaha

Is '>muh kick' the worst meme in snooker?

>ronnie is a wreck
>stil wins

Have they ever figured out what really causes kicks yet? Or is it just muh little of chalk?

Ronnie was literally snookered

>>64951631
Living a lifestyle contrary to what the Quaran demands according to Shaun Murphy

>>64951631
it's the collective energy of /sp/'s will. Everytime someone posts "based bing" a kick is more likely for Ronnie

>>64951618
If Bing performs like he has done for 90% of his career, Ronnie will walk this easily. I hope he doesn't, of course, but it looks like that's what's happening.

>played it well
>audience cheers and claps despite him fluking it

Is Ronnie being Snookered to death?

Free ball for Bing! Everything's coming up Stoobs at last.

>>64951840
well I think it's pretty much a given that snooker will be the death of him, so yes

Can't bang the bing

damn that safety

Chat shit get binged

If Bing wins the next three frames, he's in the final! It seemed unthinkable half an hour ago, but such is the magic of Bing.

BIIIIIINNNG

>>64951631
Just a trace too much spin while hitting the object ball straigh on with force. Might take some dirt on the cue ball that increases the amount of friction between the cue and object balls when they touch.

RONNIEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Century incoming. Watch my prediction skills. All the balls are set up perfectly.

>>64951617
What snooker memes are there?

You touched my tralala

>>64952136
fuck off lad

>>64952136
Well done

>>64952142
>virgo catchphrases
>"naughty snooker"
>dreaded kick
>judd trump/neil robertson/meme player "special"
>GWAN

tactual genius from Bingham here
no doubt the gwonronniefags are pissing him off too when he's only getting quarter chances

GO ON STEWIE

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>>64952142
>>64952310
Post the /147/ bingo

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>>64952358

>>64952383
ta

lovely pot that

sick red

feel sorry for based bing though

Bingham just got binged!

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Really dislike Ronnie desu

kek anyone see that darkie in the blue?

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>Virgo throwing in an "absolutely inch perfect" in the final seconds just for good measure

that last red doe

>>64952514
Why? He's pretty much single-handedly kept Snooker popular for the last 15 years. It'll hit a decline when he eventually buggers off.

>tfw had a webm of ronnie hitting the cue off the table in one match but I've lost it

lmao can't wait for bazza to merk this cunt

>>64952541
It was a Judd Trump special from Ronnie.

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>this interview

he's going off the rails the madman

>>64952616
He's boring and never seems like he really cares.

Also he's really inconsistent. He either gets knocked out really early, or wipes the floor with his opponents.

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>>64952621
I've got you, bruh.

RIP in Peace Bing, that last frame was a greta comeback

>>64952675
:^)

>>64952718
That isn't it?

I said off the table m8, was the bottom right corner though.

>>64952697
>He's boring
In terms of entertainment on the baize; not one other player comes close.

>>64952718

kek at the droopy cue

>>64952811
>hitting the cue off the table

You should have typed cueball if that's what you meant.

>>64952852
>cleaning up the table whilst the other bloke sits there doing nothing
>entertainment

>>64952871
Oh sorry lad.

Is he having another breakdown or something? What's he talking about desu.

>>64952899
>>cleaning up the table whilst the other bloke sits there doing nothing

You've just described the sport of snooker.

What is this absolute nonsense from Ronnie in the interview?
>I'm playing terrible
>can barely pot 3 balls in a row

>>64952985
For entire frames, or majority of them it's shit.

Leave me alone you know what I mean.

If Barry Hawkins wins the final tomorrow, will he be the new Bing? They both seem like perennial bridesmaids who show up every year but aren't expected to win ever.

>>64953043
He's right though

>>64953069
It's either Ronnie doing it, or the likes of Peter Ebdon. Is that what you want, a sport full of Peter Ebdons?

>>64952899
Then stay away from Snooker. It's clearly not for you.

>>64953117
Tonight it was, but he was also whining about his level of play after the Selby match, where he actually played really well.

>>64953104
>will he be the new Bing?

Not for winning the Masters.

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>>64953146
Elbon vs. Selby

>>64953146
>It's either Ronnie doing it, or the likes of Peter Ebdon

wot

I want matches where both players get chances to play, close matches.

>>64953252
Today was that. Both players played poor, bing improved towards the end a little

>>64953252
So you want players to miss most of their shots. That's the only way you can get what you want. Maybe you should just watch worse players.

>>64953252
>I want matches where both players get chances to play, close matches.
Go watch women sports then, cuck.

>>64953382
No

Forget it.

>>64953486
cuck

>>64953753
Go wank over ronnie

Someone post ronnie quotes. Cheers lads

>>64953852
>I was embarassed

on his 6-3 win over bingham in the 2016 masters


>to be quite honest with you
every other sentence

>>64954306
Post yfw if ronnie had replaced every tbqh with desu.

>>>/tg/
>>>/asp/

>>64955289
>>>/fat/