Masters semi finals get under way today
13:00 Barry Hawkins (Eng) v Judd Trump (Eng)
19:00 Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v Stuart Bingham (Eng)
Based Bing, please deliver us from Ronniefags
The venue is nice if you go with someone who likes snooker, get propped up at the bar before the session and have a g&t and a chat about the tournament.
You can get early round tickets cheap, usually £20-£25.
Been to the semis and it was £50 but that was almost 10 years ago. Final tickets can easily be £150+
>Mr. Haircut 100
>The Ace in the Pack
>The Real Donald Trump
>Danny the Boy
One of you lot been fucking with this?
Like Selby's, those are all official m8. Though Selby has a new one - The Siesta from Leicester.
>The Flukey Felcher
How did I not notice that one before.
One sugar, dash of milk and leave the tea bag in for about a week please m8
Alcohol, though you gotta be careful with the dosage as your performance will drop really fucking fast if you go even a bit above the optimal level. Or just any drugs that help you concentrate and deal with pressure better.
>Everytime Ronnie gets a sniff of the table the audience goes mental
Alright Anon, fancy coming down the pub with us?
Btw what happened to Lelby? He's done shit recently.
>At the end of his life, Higgins' weight fell to 6 stone (38 kilograms). He lived in sheltered housing on the Donegall Road, Belfast. Despite having once been worth £4 million, he was bankrupt and survived on a £200-a-week disability allowance. He was found dead in bed in his flat on 24 July 2010.
In terms of shitty crowd support? Yes
Although it wasn't all like that, in the past he wasn't always the crowd favourite particularly against Americans like Agassi. The 2005 US Open final eerily echoes the 2015 one but with Federer switching sides
Just a trace too much spin while hitting the object ball straigh on with force. Might take some dirt on the cue ball that increases the amount of friction between the cue and object balls when they touch.
>Virgo throwing in an "absolutely inch perfect" in the final seconds just for good measure
he's going off the rails the madman