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13:00 Ried ? - ? ATSV Stadl Paura
14:00 Salzburg ? - ? LASK Linz
14:30 SV Groedig ? - ? 1860 Muenchen
15:00 FC Vaduz ? - ? Hertha Berlin
15:00 Mainz 05 ? - ? FC Cologne
15:30 Darmstadt ? - ? Nuernberg
15:30 Kaiserslautern ? - ? Ingolstadt
15:30 Karlsruher SC ? - ? Bayern Munich
16:00 Basel ? - ? Augsburg
16:00 Bochum ? - ? Borussia Moenchengladbach
16:00 Luzern ? - ? Greuther Fuerth
17:00 Anzhi Makhachkala ? - ? Okzhetpes Kokshetau
17:00 Djurgaarden ? - ? Shanghai SIPG FC
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i actually like bundes lads
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when are Munich playing Western Sydney?
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Who /scorchers/ here?
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>>64939866
Mesut Özil
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Wo ist der Bahnhof?
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>>64939904
Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof
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Please post in our thread, AusGODS
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>>64939913
Ausgezeichnet!
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>>64939929

Where is based, elite and muscular Denmark?

he is the only reason I come here
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>>64939938
I want to see sexy, disarming and popular brazil pander to my bronzed beach body tbqh
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Tabak und Reis für mich und dich Freund!
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>>64940018
also today:

Holstein Kiel - MSV Duisburg (ndr.de)
SV Darmstadt 1898 e.V. - F.C. Hansa Rostock (hr-online.de)
VfB Stuttgart 1893 e.V. II - FC Rot-Weiß Erfurt e.V. (mdr.de)
SSV Jahn Regensburg - Hallescher FC (br.de)
1. FC Heidenheim - SC Preußen 06 e.V. Münster (swr.de)
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>>64940018
I put some money on wolfsburg winning against hoffenheim. might have been stupid, seeing how much on a roll hoffenheim has been these past weeks
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>>64940044
Surrey County
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>>64940018
>>40036628
no, i know him because he played for lev.
i didnt know he went back to colombia.
when did that happen?
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>>64940057
>tfw wanted to go for a bike ride before Bundesliga games start but have to wait for a DHL package

go Bochum, I guess

also: should be 3 easy points against Nuremberg
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>>64940057
i cant wait for the 15:30 games to kickoff, followed by schalke-bayern

who /has been productive today/ here???????
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>>64940057

post tits
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>>64940057
>>40037019

I'm gonna watch Simulcast.
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>>64940057
>>40037020
getting drunk is the only joy in life left for me
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>>64940057
AUF GEHTS IHR ROTEN!!!! Es gibt nur einen Boateng
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>le forced Ausgod meme
>if I say it often enough it becomes true
Aussie delusion everyone
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DON'T LOSE YOUR WAYYYYYYYYYYYYlmao
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>>64940047
I think Renegades are a good chance to beat Adelaide and make the Bundesliga finals
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What is a good trick?
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>>64940506
kickflip
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>>64940506

the dilscoop
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>>64940506
Try spinning, that's a good trick. Run your fingers across the seam as you bowl the ball
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>>64940506
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>>64940506
cartwheel
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>>64940506

MEME AND DAB
MEME AND DAB
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>>64940544
Any proof or examples?
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Since when did bundes get taken over by cric fags, get your shit together Hanz
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>>64940634
Johnny Depp comes to Oz. Illegally brings two dogs All hell breaks loose. Dogs should have bee quarantined. Issued with a fine and costs to look after the dogs, Instead, a Supreme court action. Cricketer comes to Oz makes a childish comment $10,000 fine. Ridiculous. Oz should stand back and look at the behaviour of our sportsmen and women. But then there should be a worldwide warning, beware when you come to Oz. you don't know what is lurking behind the doors.
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>>64940668

DONT
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>>64940657
Joke's on them, they are posting in an anime thread.
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>>64940668
don't blush baby
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>>64940668
>anyone getting into australia for 'free'
well except our entire population of maori kek
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>>64940724
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Hey guys this is Conchita
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>this one guy super obsessed with Denmark


Cool Basel-Augsburg is being shown online.
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>>64941017
Wurst?
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sup /cric/
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>>64941034
on sport1?
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>>64941043
No, augsburg.tv

Sport1 are showing Hallenfussball pretty much the whole day.
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How do I watch these matches FOR FREE?
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>>64941068
Check the clubs' websites. A lot of them will offer information on where you can watch it, or even stream the match themselves.
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>Sviatchenko to Celtic
ugh
How disappointing
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bayern wins lol
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>>64941036
no. abercrombie
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>>64941068
PLEASE CAN I WATCH YOUR SPORT KLAUS IM BEGGING YOU
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>>64941079
CLEAR CORNER

FUCK OFF REF


THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS

REFBALLLLLL


GOOOOO NÜRNBERG
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>>64941079
Doesn't seem like much of a step up.
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>>64941079
>Nürnberg fan
>tfw /sp/ finally supports Nürnberg

:3
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>>64941079
why? be honest
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>>64941096
No. I don't think he's good enough for a top club, but he's definitely better than the SPL and Celtic
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>>64941109

its funny because its possible

then again theres dfb-pokal on wednesday
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>>64941109
She looks like the classical gold digger whore.
I'm sure she will kill him at some point to get his moniez for her own.
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>>64941096
he could get some exposure for a epl move. no one really cares about the dane league
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>>64941109
So at least they are first at something
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>>64941109
He's clearly friendzoned as fuck.
They don't see him as a man.
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>>64941109
the janitor doesn't do shit today, it's disgusting.
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thanks
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>>64941164
;_;
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>>64941109
Look, he's probably past his prime at a test player, but AB could still be great in the IPL
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>some fucktard doing noisy gardening on a saturday again
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>>64941017
The maid from Family Guy?
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>>64941192
hahaha
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>1:24pm
>noisy gardening
Isn't the time old people are granted two hours of a midday nap?
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Someone here watching the indoors AOK tournament?
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>>64941324
Yes. Call the Ordnungsamt. Law is on your side.
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>>64941324
No, not by law.
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>>64941329
>red-white vs white-red
triggers my autism desu
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They are shredding tree branches on the street with their mobile tree branch shredder. Jesus christ
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Got any e-mails today?
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i catched a cold and now im forced to breath through my mouth and talk weird FUCK
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>>64941445
Only a matter of time until some lowlife infects me at school
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>Im vergangenen Sommer wechselte Stürmer Yoshinori Muto (23) für 2,8 Millionen vom japanischen Klub FC Tokyo nach Rheinhessen, zum Bundesliga-Klub FSV Mainz 05. In der Hinrunde überzeugte der Japaner, erzielte in 17 Ligapartien sieben Treffer, bereitete zudem vier weitere vor. Laut mehreren Medienberichten sollen englische Premier League-Klubs auf die Bundesliga-Überraschung der Hinserie aufmerksam geworden sein – allen voran Manchester United. Die „Red Devils“ suchen noch nach einer Winter-Verstärkung für die Offensive.
Don't think that he would really strengthen ManUs attack. But it would surely help them to sell some more jerseys in asia.
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>Kobiashvili
>president of the georgian football association
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>>64941479
>school
Sorry but this is a thread for adults.
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>not going to calling school
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>>64941324
>being that guy
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>>64941683
Why are we not allowed to post porn then?
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>>64941683
many post high school field of study are in schools here
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>Twente
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is anybody there?
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watching leeds
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>Laut Informationen von „Sky Sport“ hat der spanische Rekordmeister Real Madrid wiederholt Kontakt zum Management von Wolfsburg-Verteidiger Ricardo Rodriguez (23) aufgenommen. Demnach bestehe im Hinblick auf die von der FIFA verhängte Transfersperre ein gesteigertes Interesse seitens der Königlichen, den Schweizer noch in der aktuellen Transferperiode zu verpflichten.
>Zwar greift im Sommer bei Rodriguez eine im Vertrag verankerte Ausstiegsklausel in Höhe von 35 Millionen Euro, Madrid müsste aufgrund der verhängten Sperre allerdings schon jetzt Ernst machen, eine Ablöse wäre aktuell frei verhandelbar. Der Marktwert des Schweizers liegt derzeit bei 28 Millionen Euro. Aufgrund einer Oberschenkelzerrung war er zum Ende der Rückrunde ausgefallen, bestritt in der aktuellen Spielzeit bis dato wettbewerbsübergreifend 20 Partien für die Wölfe (2 Tore, 2 Assists).

And so it begins....
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>literally having a shredder running for several hours on a saturday on the street surrounding 100+ households
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mum...

i'm bundes
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>>64942044
Son.....
I'm Goku
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>>64942044
i'm sorry
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>Shits
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>blunderland
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>>64941836
we're busy at your mums
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>>>/wsg/906104
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>>64942387
What colour do you think of when you hear Sunderland?
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Aufstellung FC Bayern:
Neuer - Martinez, Lewandowski, Costa, Alonso, Rode, Lahm (K), Vidal, Alaba, Badstuber, Coman | ^M.Hörwick
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>>64942444
start shouting at them
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>>64942482
oh my god
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>>64942469
Red from their kit
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Bank: Starke - Thiago, Robben, Rafinha, Boateng, Müller, Dorsch, Kimmich, Friedl, Steinhart, Pantovic
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>>64942444
is that your car?
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>>64942469
red
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>>64942492
Why? It's not their fault
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>>64942503
dat bench
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>>64942503
there's something steinhart in my pants for you ;)
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>>64942499
>>64942510
Exactly
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>leeds
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>>64942507
no
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>>64942511
doesn't matter. START SHOUTING AT THEM!
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>>64942482
>>64942503
GINCZEK VOR, SCHIEß EIN TOR
GINCZEK VOR, SCHIEß EIN TOR
GINCZEK VOR, SCHIEß EIN TOR
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>union
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Will Christian Eriksen ever stop scoring?
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>>64942556
damn
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>>64942482
>>64942503
>implying I would post without my trip
>being this new
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the bayern broadcast on sat1 starts in 15 minutes
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>>64942503
>>64942482
Borussia Duselmund will score in aftertime. Mark my words.
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>>64942482
>>64942503
>tfw Bayern will win 5-0 today
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>>64942604
No
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>>64942644
A good feel
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>>64942644

>PRÖDL

HAHAHAHA
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>>64942644
>DRAWING WITH NÜRNBERG

HAHAHAHAHA

LGTSS

>DORTMUND
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>>64942644
AHAHAHAHA

>HSV
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>you will never be this mad
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>>64942644
comunio feels? ;_;
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>>64942730

>tfw there will be a Klopp interview and it will go like this

>"oh Kuba's foul before the 1-0 was refall? well, I don't know, I wasn't looking"
>"oh what do you mean the 1-1 wasn't offside? I didn't see it but I bet it was, well nobody knows"
>"we played shitty today but we desrved the 3 points I'd say"
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>>64942730
Schweinsteiger starting today
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Calm your autism.
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>>64942730
FC Bayern: Neuer - Dante, Ribéry, Mandzukić, Robben, Rafinha, Boateng, Lahm, Alaba, Schweinsteiger, Kroos
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>>64942730
since bayern is about to play....
a welcome to all the foreign bandwagoners
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>>64942730
The eternal dilemma
Watching it with friends or /sp/?
>inb4 you have no friends
>inb4 we are your only friends
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the bayern broadcast starts now on sat1
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KIRCHHOFF KIRCHHOFF KIRCHHOFF
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Does anyone have pictures of that Früchtl guy from Bayern with shoe size 52 in german parameters? I'd like to see a picture of him throttling through the streets. He must look like a clown in street shoes
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>>64942917
His positioning ins awful
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>>64943130
Blunderland
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>>64943184
Dearie me
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>>64943184
he just can't stop
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>>64943367
>>64943417
Wow Blunderland are getting owned
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>>64943417
top lamo
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>>64939929
Fuck off, Straya
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>>64943203
I'd say we form a group of mercenaries with the goal to assassinate Löw so Kießling will finally play in the NT.
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Here we go
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>>64942482
>Javi
>Badstuber
YES
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>>64942482
why is javi martinez playing i thought he was in liverpool ironing out the contract
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>>64943540
>paying money for anything with a Fötzes face on it
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>>64943679
nice reaction image

NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER
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>>64943691
yes thank you. I only use reaction images (RI) of the highest quality.
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Where is everyone?
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>>64943768
Right here.
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>>64943763
Yes I noticed that
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>>64943768
Waiting until Basel-Augsburg starts.
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>>64943790
Cutest match of the day for sure!
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leeeeeeel
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this pitch
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>>64943807
>two former Basel players playing for Augsburg
>Basel probably playing Fransson
>Steffen and Xhaka getting along now
Should be cool.
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Well at least Javi didn't get injured lmao
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>>64943768
doing saturday afternoon stuff
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>>64943838
>renato steffen signed for basel

wew
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>>64943871
Oh okay
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FUGGG
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dat r1 shot
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Very firmino-esque
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>>64943872
>Basel with another giga manlet winger
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>>64943763
I have saved that one
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Costa? More like Missta, am I right?
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>>64943916
he was pretty impressive and caused (with other players) the hype around YB last year. They kinda fell into obscurity since
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"Nice" freekick, Alonso
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Raw salmon is disgusting.
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>>64943768
being comfy in bed under 3 blankets
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>>64943978
Don't know. I honestly never ate it raw.
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>>64943978
your "cooking" is disgusting
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Vollath? More like Vollate, am I right?

>>64943991
Needs more blankets!!
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>>64943966
>They kinda fell into obscurity since
Yeah that's a mixture of Forte and Bickel's fault. Forte got found out and couldn't coach his way out of a slump, and Bickel fucking sucks at transfers.
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>>64941500
Muto seems like a smart lad. Turning down Chelshit for based Mainz and all. I doubt he wants to get into a Kagawa situation.
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>>64943991
wish I could join you
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>Torres
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>>64943978
>he doesn't rate sushi
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>>64944108
Is any raw fish sushi?
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Buschi is pretty likeable to be honest.
Don't rate him as a commentator though.
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>>64944133
This would have been my question too but I din't have the nerve to ask
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>>64944133
it's made with raw fish
raw fish alone is also alright
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Who Drachenlord here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57sf08PFdI8
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>>64944133
sashimi is
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>>64944169
>>64944200
I don't like these answers
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>>64944178
please go back to /int/ or wherever you came from
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>>64944223
my mum's vagina?
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>>64944223
Not even browsing /int/ :(
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>>64943978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFoIJCDEqGw
try this, it removes some of the fishy flavours
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>>64944252
Thanks but I am talking about lox. Probably should have made this clear from the beginning
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It's Lords birthday today
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>>64944533
>>64944556

is it alive?
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>>64944563
I don't know
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Robben, Müller and Lewandowski
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>Robben
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>>64944014
im sick though, thats why i buried myself in bed
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>>64944730
Who is getting you tea
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>>64944730
i wish i could bury you in bed
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this shit pitch
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>foul

lel

this is the future of German refs
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PEEEEEEEEEEERRUUURRTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>le best defender in the world man
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Buschmann really needs to stay away from football

the horrible thing is that sky will give him Reif's job because retards love him
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>>64943417
Haha oh wow that was Kirchhoff
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>>64945240
also see the lazy block attempt here: >>64943184
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Shit match
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CHELSHIT

>>64945417
What a guy
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MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD

Nevermind, just trying to hammer it into my brain so I don't forget to buy it once again
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>>64945417
Where will he go in the summer?
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neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer neuer
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nice going, evershit
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>>64945766
How do you do your shopping then?
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Kirchhoff is a meme.
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>>64945766
/sp/ meetup at the Oktoberfest on Wednesday?
I'll be there for sure
I'll be the goodlooking guy in Lederhosen who'll hold a /sp/ sign
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>>64945847
Taking my bicycle to the ALDI, put groceries into my backpack, pay at the cashier and ride home
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>>64945766
>making excuses

When I was your age I used to walk 8 miles every day up hill both ways, in 1 meter of snow with a 40kg backpack.
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>>64945766
1,95 for FC Midtjylland to score in the final 30 minutes might be worth a go for the gamblers itt
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>>64945766
>Reif

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also
>Metzelder as co-commentator
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That's not even a Denmark post. What the fuck is your problem?
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>>64946015

Seriously? Source? Because that's pretty fucking funny.
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>>64946015
Where do you think?
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>>64946015
i know a guy named Pedrick, no joke.
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Chelshit
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>SEVEN MINUTES ADDED TIME
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Hello my Turkish friends.
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>>64946314
Getting ready for work?
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>>64946331
I'm on night shift.
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>>64946373
What do you work?
>>
>>64946397
Ambulance
>>
Nice referee going. Eight minutes over the time
>>
>+10
>>
>offside
>one minute over added time
>being happy over a draw against Everton at home
>>
>>64946465
Cool, got any pictures of your station?
>>
>Buyern
no wonder pep wants to leave this steaming piece of shit
>>
>97:50
>>
Time to go grocery shopping.
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Bochum Yes

5-2 against the Salami-Horsies
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>>64947295
i've a salami in my pants for you ;)
>>
>>64947317
You have a refrigerator in your pants?
>>
>>64947317
I prefer the Schnitzel, uh ja
>>
ugh
>>
ugh
>>
>stealing gimmicks
>>
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Returned! The roads were so icy I considered street skating!
>>
Riyad Mahrez in charge of penalties
>>
>>64948209
okay! welcome home! im glad you returned safely without being raped
>>
>stealing pictures
>>
>>64948239
>me
>getting raped
Haha
>>
>>64948280
don't worry. ugly people get raped too
>>
>>64948301
I'm too intimidating for people to have a go at me.
>>
>>64948301
Ugly here. Can't confirm.
>>
>>64948330
sure

>>64948344
maybe you've just been unlucky so far
>>
>>64948358
I think the rapists are just uglyshaming me tßh
>>
Does someone knwo how you can watch Champions League, Bundesliga, Premier League, Serie A etc. in Germany? What kind of offers are out there?

La Liga is on laola1.tv
Using acestream or sopcast is a illegal possibilty
>>
>>64948489
With a really big telescope.
>>
>>64948517
That's good because I already have one *points at crotch*
>>
>>64948489
>Does someone knwo how you can watch
I don't like this word by word translation
>>
>>64948537
Sounds inconvenient.
>>
i've something inconvenient in my pants or something idk
>>
>>64948489
Sky, Sport1+
>>
>>64948537
BACK OFF
*unseaths tsurugi*
*adjusts glasses*
You will meet your death here.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnVb0rx-fk
>>
>>64950420
No
>>
*prut
>>
Kostynoiy tomagavk.2015.BD-Remux.1080p.mkv
>>
>a film starting with a sleeping guy getting his throat slitted
Good start
>>
>>64950420
Based Japan
https://youtu.be/-01k8eyv9Wc
>>
>>64950569
which film?
>>
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>>64950652
Bone Tomahawk
>>
>>64950670
Already watched that one. Its pretty good and there is one brutal scene later on you can look forward to.
>>
Haha, Jack from L O S T is in it
>>
>>64950545
:{
>>
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>>64950913
>Bone Tomahawk
>>
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He reminds me of Paul Newman
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They put cheese in cotton towels too
>>
>>64951545
that's the best way to store cheese desu
>>
31-25 against Russia.
We really destroyed them in the final 15 minutes
>>
>>64951747
>handball
no thanks
>>
hello?
>>
>>64955281
hi
>>
>>64955281
night
>>
>>64951747
>bet on more than 2.5 goals
>10 minutes in
>still no goals
>getting nervous

I really shouldn't bet
>>
>>64955552
night
>>
>>64951747
>schalke

Hildebrand - Uchida, Höwedes, Matip, Aogo - Jones, Neustädter - Farfan, K-P.Boateng, Draxler - Szalai

>Bayern

Neuer - Rafinha, J.Boateng, Dante, Alaba - Schweinsteiger - Lahm, Kroos - Robben, Ribery - Mandzukic

>brought to you by the city of Dortmund
>>
>tfw birthday in 20 min
>>
Is Berlin related to Chris Lynn?
>>
morning bundes
>>
>>64955700
>>64955682
Why aren't you going to the beach today?
>>
>>64955682
>>64955700
Please watch our sport.
>>
>>64955676
Happy birthday
>>
>>64955682
>>64955700
/cric/ needs more anime
>>
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just got the news
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Podolski passed his medical in Munich.
A six month deal with the FC Bayern will be made official tomorrow. Brought in as attacking backup until summer.
>>
>>64956104
do you think he should finish his career at koln? would be nice
>>
>>64956231
Would be cheesy
>>
>>64956104
Is that James May cosplaying as Snape?
>>
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>>64955974
Thanks
>>
>>64956409
It's Dr. Wohlprut
>>
>>64956104
The doctor always reminds me of Snape from The Harry Potter series, which I marathoned last night. No idea what to think of it
>>
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>>64956460
>>
>>64956104

that outfit is so magnificently slav

beautiful
>>
>>64956007
/cric/ already has at least 3 weebs lad

>>64955808
got called out to the worksite lad

>>64955900
watching pats cheifs Tbh
>>
>>64956576
Oh come on it's not that hard. Demnach just likes fart jokes, that's all
>>
>>64956613
What do you work
>>
>>64956460
It's baby blue not royal Blue.

btw I cut myself on a beer bottle cap an bleed much more than I should do. What should I do now?
>>
Morning lads, what did you think of the match last night? I think Stars winning was quite a surprise desu
>>
>>64955676
Happy birthday, Anon.
>>
>>64956717
bit of everything, bricky, chippy etc etc
>>
>>64956963
So you work on construction sites?
>>
>>64956963
Do you need a hand?
>>
>>64956994
yeah, but not exclusivly, also do a few cheeky cash jobs on the side
>>
>>64957082
I see. Got any pics from work? You sure got your phone out occasionally and took some snapshots, did you not
>>
>>64957134
yeah, here me on a site
>>
>>64957268
I am what i am
You make it further, we'll be your bank
There is nothing more important than your family
Call /bundes/ and we will make your money work harder
>>
>>64957009
A guy in Bone Tomahawk loses his hand
>>
>>64956460
Good one
>>
>>64957486
Yeah
>>
>>64956763
-1 anoncred for being rude
>>
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>>64956104
>>64956460

Hannover 3 - 1 Augsburg
Wolfsburg 2 - 2 Hoffenheim
Nürnberg 0 - 2 Dortmund
Mainz 1 - 0 Leverkusen
Hamburg 0 - 1 Bremen
Schalke 1 - 2 Bayern
Hannover 3 - 1 Augsburg
Wolfsburg 2 - 2 Hoffenheim
Nürnberg 0 - 2 Dortmund
Mainz 1 - 0 Leverkusen
Hamburg 0 - 1 Bremen
Schalke 1 - 2 Bayern
Hannover 3 - 1 Augsburg
Wolfsburg 2 - 2 Hoffenheim
Nürnberg 0 - 2 Dortmund
Mainz 1 - 0 Leverkusen
Hamburg 0 - 1 Bremen
Schalke 1 - 2 Bayern
Hannover 3 - 1 Augsburg
Wolfsburg 2 - 2 Hoffenheim
Nürnberg 0 - 2 Dortmund
Mainz 1 - 0 Leverkusen
Hamburg 0 - 1 Bremen
Schalke 1 - 2 Bayern
>>
>>64956104
>>64956460
>leverkusen losing
>Hamburg to not concede goal (yeah, i know its only against Bremen, but come on)
>Schalke losing ever again with Best Boateng

Its like you dont want your money at all

Of course it's real.

The only thing stopping someone putting big money like that on this market is the fear of losing such a large amount.

Breaking Bad is not as easily fixed as football is.

>You are not allowed to pass Inside Information on to someone else which they then use for betting
>You may be in breach of the rules if you pass Inside Information on to someone else even if you did not know they were going to use it to bet. If you could have reasonably known that they would use it for betting then you may still be in breach of the rules.
>You should be aware that the passing of information would not just be by word of mouth – the rule applies equally to emails or social networking sites (e.g. Facebook, Twitter).


Well the Dortmund lineup is out.
Weidenfeller, GK, Bender, Subotic, Schmelzer, Durm, Auba, Kuba, Sokratis, Ducksch, Reus
Is Klopp planning on playing 433?
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Can you eurobese faggots please fuck off

I'm sick of having to scroll past your povertyball threads during playoff time
>>
>>64956104
>>64956460

Power ranking

1. Mainz - Leverkusen
2. Wolfsburg - Hoffenheim
3. Hannover - Augsburg
4. Nürnberg - Dortmund
.
.
.
9000. Hamburg - Bremen

Or just watch the Konferenz.

Dortmund-Nürnberg to see the thin line between making a smart move, and complete insanity/ stupidity.

Because you just know if Dortmund win with a good difference today, and Ducksch scoring a goal, or maybe even two, the press will be praising Klopp as a tactical mastermind, and saying how this shows that Hummels doesn't add much to the defence, and how it's good that he's giving the youth their chance. Whereas if it's close, or a draw, or maybe even a loss, they'll be saying this proves how he's clearly lost it, and that you shuold never send a boy to do a man's job etc.

BUNDESLIGA STAURDAY IS FINALLY UPON US

YES

YES

YES


>Kruse starting
>he's not in my comunio lineup

fuck everything.
>>
>>64956104
>>64956460


apology for poor english

when were you when goal dies

i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring

'goal is die'

'no'

and you?????????????


>kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse kruse


THANK YOU BASED BUNDESLIGA

>HSV

HSV

DIESE SAU

STECKT DEN PIMMEL

IN KAKAO!
>>
>>64956104
>>64956460

Dortmund is getting dominated

the score is not mirroring the true spielverlauf


leverkusen is on fire

to bad hamburg isn't

REFBALL FREEKICK SAME OLD DORTMUND ALWAYS CHEATING

THE GREAT GATSBY
KROMBACHER
KIA

>Nürnberg
>good

pick one. Im a fan and I saw every game. they are beyond shit. especially against augsburg and braunschweig
>>
Night
>>
>>64957268
You look well gay
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