PENS @ BOLTS GAMETHREAD

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>>64932656
>post streams
nhl.com

I'm going to grab one of my AKs and fingerfuck it while I digest my chicken cordon bleu Publix sub and washing it down with Publix brand unsweet tea

Coming off three in a row, Lightning are unstoppable. The Penguins might as well not even play.

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django has the lightning feed

>>64932810
nvm he just switched to the pens feed

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>>64932857
pens feed is best feed

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>>64932883

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>going to be 3rd in the Atlantic after we win this game

things are looking up

>>64932893
its biased as fuck but they put errey down in the box between the benches so you get good analysis and he fills you in on some good bench banter. plus they do a much lower crowd noise than other teams so you dont have the constant droan of crowd chatter and hear more on ice stuff

SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>this new Stamkos line

Is this the birth of a new meme line?

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maybe I'll just go rewatch the wire

>>64932920
yeah bolts feed isn't as good now that chief isn't the 2nd commentator.
Stuck with the pens feed tonight hope it doesn't dissapoint

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>>64932942

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no amount of alcohol is going to take away this suicidal feeling watching the pongs

>>64933041
I dont even get that excited anymore its more of a chore to watch every game. I'm going to the >rags flyers game tomorrow though and will have to root for a 0-0 game
>its at 1 I'm worried I'll be too hungover to go

>>64933061
aren't tickets expensive as fuck

>>64933074
playoff football is on this weekend. if you show up at the door with a college ID you can get $20 tickets if theyre not sold out

>>64933112
cool

Ayyyyyy

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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

What the fuck was Vasilevskiy doing? He just sat perfectly still and them put it in the net.

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>>64933169
I should use it more often since I'm so close but fuck the flyers. The arena is the red writing on the horizon

>>64933336
Why are you not a flyers fan then? You move there or something?

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>>64933417
here for college. if you watch the new creed movie you'll see this view in it. they drive across that bridge and show that one riverside billboard. they are driving the wrong direction on the street for it lel. just watched it last night

>blots commentator played against kunhackl's dad

bretty cool

Nice to see that Carle still sucks

Rust looking much improved over his few appearances last year

>>64933998
every team needs a speedy manlet

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>>64934032

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>5 on 3

lightningwiththemanadvantage.jpg

>>64934083
I was thinking Brown in our case. We have a few speedy manlets.

UNLIMITED PENALTIES

>>64934098
they were both weak as fuck

>5 on 3
>pongs won't score
>such is life in pittsburgher

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>>64934107

>>64934115
youre drunk

>pongs

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>5 on 3.

lmao what's ur thought process there

fuck this shit game

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING? CULLEN YOU SHIT

REEEEEEE

>>64934152
the blots powerplay music is the worst thing I've ever heard

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btfo

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alright we fucking did it boys
it would have been fucking embarassing if we didn't score twice on that

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JUST

so basically the pongs are so shit we're gonna through a 5 year period of a new head coach every year until we just resign ourselves to being the new maple leafs. can't wait. thanks dumpster dan.

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alright we're definitely back

>>64934210
Maybe we will sell off our stars for a power defense and become a staunch defensive team that cant score like the rags a few years ago

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>>64934210
and the stillers are gonna get fucked on sunday

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just shoot the fucking puck Killorn

>>64934136

maybe. a little. but you basically need to drown your sense in alcohol watching this shit team play.

>>64934278
the pens will clearly go down 4-1 then make it 4-2 then press really hard and almost make it 4-3 and heck they might just make it 4-3. the game will end with tampa winning with 5 goals

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nice PK faggots

hornqvist is the only good player on this team

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>>64934307
I will proudly tell myself to fuck off

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HORNY GOALS AGAIN

ITS HAPPENING

Get Matt Carle the fuck out of here.

>>64934400
ya hes gonna leave once he's finished stealing all of our money

CROSSCHOKE

>>64934422
The bolts were doing just fine when he was out. I don't see why they felt the need to put him back in.
Also
>pongs

>tanger hurt again

jesus this motherfucker is straight up glass

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>>64934467

I feel bad for Carle but get him the fuck out of there.

rust is having a great game

>>64934778
Why feel bad for him? He's paid way too much to play as shitty as he does.

>>64934820
I'm sure getting sat for Nesterov is tough to stomach. It's the right choice but look at it from his perspective.

>johnson

This feels like we're going to OT

>>64934898
Never underestimate the penguins ability to not score on great chances

>>64934898
this is the Lightning's classic "park the bus and give up the lead" strategy

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>>64934942

okay seems like we woke up go bolts

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They had me fooled. I really thought they were turning things around. But here we are again yet another lead given up like they've been doing all fucking season long.

FUCKING FUCK YEAH GO NIGGER GO

>>64935016
just kidding lmao

BLOTS
THE
FUCK
OUT

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fuck this team

are you fucking serious

THE MOTHERFUCKING KOON SQUOOOOOOOOON

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GET THESE PRETENDERS OUTTA MY WILDCARD SPOT

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE DOING IT. THE PONGS ARE DOING IT.

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Why the fuck is Vasilevskiy even playing? Bishop would have saved some of these goals.

SCORED BY NUMBER 14: CHRIS KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNITZ

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>losing to subways sandwich of the game

FUCK YES STRALMAN

That was fancy as fuck Stralman

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STRAÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

what a goddamn goal

HAHA THE FUCKING PONGS

>LE FLOWER FACE

>>64934898
>OT
fuck you

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just get this game to OT if it ends in regulation it's going to be because they scored

>>64933041
>>64933061
cmon bros u get to watch the cros and malkin

>ANOTHER FUCKING OT LOSE

FUCK THIS TEAM

>>64935344
yeah theyre so fun to watch when they lose because of shitty GMs building a shitty team

Well, congratulations on the win, Lightning. Pongs suck dick in OT

>>64935395
>score in first minute or lose
theres always that first shift anon

Keeping a lock on our playoff spot. The Lightning did all right.

stamkos fucking when leafs brehs

FUCKING SHOOT IT CROSBY GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

GOT THE FUCKING HATTY

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HOLY FUCK SID JUST SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN IT. FUCK THIS TEAM.

dont fucking do this to me toronto

>>64935344
fuck you

>>64935518
>>64935388
>not loving the cros and malkin unconditionally
disgusting

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>>64935542
why would I waste my money on gamecenter and my time watching if I didnt? shit is still gay

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alirght good game all in all pengiunbros

til next time

>>64935565
gg blots was good gamethread