ever had one of these guys at your owl party? expecting any at this year's?
In case of this guy, would you try to ignore him, or tell him to shut up?
Shitpoating on /sp/ is the best way to watch an Owl.
I've split every Owl since the one after 18-1 between going to a normie party and sitting at home with some snacks, and sitting at home wins so hard.
Yes. That's why I don't go to owl parties. Faggots who don't even watch sports feel obligated to watch it and complain the entire time. They literally only watch it for the commercials.
I love chinese weeaboo cartoon horseshit as well as video games.
But I fucking love my NFL playoffs.
There is a time and a place for everything. If you're not here to watch the game, either sit down and shut the fuck up, or leave.
Fucking hate this shit
I was at a friend house for a Superbowl party. He didn't watch a lick of it and kept moving around between the kitchen and only came back during commercials.
After we told him who won, think it was the seahawks over broncos, he said he didn't care and kept moving around. We all thought this was strange.
Ultimately in the end we got the true answer. We all knew only his house was spacious and had enough accomodations for a Superbowl party. That's why he was gracious enough to host the party for us. But he didn't watch the game or care about because he wanted to forget football existed after his Bears lost the Packers in week 17 and misses the playoffs but still wanted us to enjoy the game and party. What a bro.
My favorite line:
>Isn't it stupid that troops only get paid like $50,000 to serve the country while football players get paid $5,000,000 to throw a ball around a field? God it's so fucked up!
Just remind them that millions of people are sitting down to watch the football game, generating ad revenue while militaries generate squat compared to what it costs to have them.
If you're lucky, they'll agree and learn something. If you're unlucky there's probably an extreme socialist/communist at the party that will argue that entertainment within itself is a western capitalist tool used to make the rich richer and the poor dumber.
Don't worry this triggers me too.
Asked some asian that was wearing a Blackhawks hat something about the team and he just looked at me and said " I don't watch hockey I just like the hat"
Degenerates every single one of them
>start getting into football in 2012
>moved every 1.5 years cuz da military, no hometown
>trying to pick team, liked watching Seahawks, Wilson seems like a bro etc
>dad notices I'm watching football and I seem to like Russell Wilson
>buys me a jersey for xmas
>too ashamed to wear it because I don't want to be a bandnigger, feel bad because it was a thoughtful gift
Autism is pain
so much this. you could say that about ANY job where they are successful enough to make more than someone in the military. their revenue is taxes, they dont really sell anything. Im no hater of the military, but I feel statements like that are only uttered in mixed company to show off how "patriotic" someone is.
i have a triforce chestpiece, but im not a fat fedora neckbeard.
LoZ is cool, Football is great.
>PATS v CARDS for the Owl
>PATS win 20-17 on 50yd+ FG
>Mfw 5th ring
ehh, I still see jerseys with Elway and gretzky on it. around chickn hawks fans youre fine. after a few years it will be just like wearing a cards jersey now. another jersey of one of the better teams out there.
been my favorite game series since i was 3
been working with game art/design pretty much all k-12
always wanted to design vidya, LoZ was my career inspiration.
oh word, didn't even think to look at it that way.
>at my first live hockey game
>something crazy happens
>everyone is getting up and applauding
>i remain seated as i pull out my phone, load /sp/ and check the thread to see the reactions
>invite chicks to Owl party
>"Lol I love watching it just for the commercials!"
>"I heard (insert generic pop star) is doing the halftime show! LMAO I love her"
>asks who is winning when the score is on the fucking TV
>ask how much time is left when it is on the fucking TV
>doesn't even watch the whole game
>tfw your Owl buddies all used to post on 4chan
>get to take a tablet to shitpost on spee Owl threads while also partaking of snacks and beer and enjoying bantz with buddies
Best of both worlds m8. Only downside is we do have one of the guys OP showed, but we all shit on him for it.
>people who claim to like the sport but don't follow a team rather have 'favourite players" that all tend to be the best in the league in their respective positions
does this piss anyone else off?
This. Been living with the same group of people throughout college and we just shitpost on spee most years. A couple of owls, we went out and got shitfaced because
>43-8 choke weed bowl
but other than that, I'm with ya. Depends on the teams playing TBF (to be frank)
I can't stand the superbowl anymore
>half the fags there are there for the commercials
>speaking of you better enjoy them because they show every chance they can squeeze out
>you either get a great game or a absolute bore fest
>another half time show with a artist/band I don't care about
>having to spend the next few days at work listening to my coworkers talk to death the fucking commercials and a few bring up the game at all
I'm done man I can't handle it anymore
A little. I find that they're usually products of new fantasy football players who don't watch NFL, but somehow steamroll in fantasy due to lack of bias, literally chooses based off of best projections, etc.
It can act like the gateway though, if they're willing to learn.
>letting normies upset you with commercial talk
Are what piss me off to no end
I don't care what you do but if you're gonna call your self a fan at least have the slightest bit of knowledge or idea on what your talking about
I don't understand and can't stand the commercial meme, it's literally getting excited over ads
It's even started to get popular here FUCK