When does he get released?

>>64898382
*? not >

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>>64898382
>Come home to Texas.

HES JUST A GUD OL BOY

HE DINNIT DO NUTHIN TO NOBODIES

#prayforJohhny
#tcot

Dallas

Jerry Jones is notorious for hiring nutcases and Manziel would act out less at home. I have half a feeling that he only partied like he did because he wanted out of Cleveland (I don't blame him)

>>64898800
Agreed, Dallas is starting to think about their QB options after Romo, Manziel loves it there, the fans all love him and would be willing to forgive his antics....it could work.

>I have half a feeling that he only partied like he did because he wanted out of Cleveland (I don't blame him)

Would be hilarious if this turns out to be true.

>>64898913
>That or he's a drug addict.

>>64898382
Browns: "Question #1 Mr. Jackson. What are your thoughts on Johnny Manziel?"

Jackson: "Personally I'd get rid of his sorry ass"

Browns: "Welcome to Cleveland, YOU'RE HIRED!"

triple wildcat in dallas with him rg3 and kapernickel
that o-line can handle it

>>64898382
Manziel going to the Raiders,Carr is going to make him a Christian man

>>64901419
>Carr is going to make him a Christian man
The power of God, Allelujah

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>>64898382
This is what will happen.
>Rams get desperate to get a flashy QB for LA, settle for Johnny.
>Johnny gets wasted at night clubs every single night
>Rams don't care cause he's a grown man
>Playing in the entertainment capital of the world helps Johnny unleash his inner "swag powers" and becomes the ultimate LA douchebag
>becomes elite
Cap this.

>>64901592
The problem is since he's been to rehab the media thinks he's an alcoholic and has major problems. That's why he makes news for drinking a can of Four Look while everyone else parties and smokes weed and nobody gives two shits.
The media will keep shitting on him and whatever team gets him. I wish them luck.

>>64901353
Would so pay to see that.

>>64901592
>This is what will happen.

2016-17 season starts, manziel unemployed.
second game in, romo hurts himself (again).
cowboys sign manziel.
mid season cowboys look for another quarterback as manziel has decided he wants to be a dallas cheerleader - you know, wigs and dress ups...

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>another WHITE Qb bites the dust
>b-b-but blacks can't p-play Qb
>Q-Q-QB is for intellectuals
>meanwhile Teddy, Jameis, Wilson, Cam, and Taylor are thriving
>more black QBs on the rise
>Watson will be a #1 Draft pick after having another E L I T E season at Clemson next year
>white "people" on suicide watch

>>64901353
Give Kaep 1st downs, RGIII 2nd downs, and let Manziel run around like a dumbass the rest of the time

>>64902992
Nigger detected.

>>64902992
Carr/Bortles are the next Brady/Manning and most of those will become meme Qbs, except Wilson, that nigga is amazing.

>>64903076
>Carr/Bortles are the next Brady/Manning
Why do you faggots eat this shit up? You'll believe anything ESPN wants you to believe

>>64902992
>Teddy
>thriving
megakek

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>>64903076
>the blake bortles meme

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>>64903107
>Wilson
>playoffs
>Superman
>playoffs
>Teddy
>playoffs

>Shitles
>home
>Carr
>home
>Kapershit
>home and unemployed

>>64901353
that would fucking work

you can't stop any guys from running unless you keep 7 or more in the box. one more has to keep outside containment on a read option, so there's automatically 8 MINIMUM. then factor in the threat of a reverse if you line one of them (kaep probably) as an h back, and you have to keep 9 to stop the run every time.

that leaves dez one on one, and a single safety to play the entire back half of the field. also another player who is completely unaccounted for. then if you can teach those guys to run a route it's fucking OVER. yeah there would be 9 at the line of scrimmage, but what if you run a fake reverse roll out pass, with one of the wildcats running across the formation in a route? either dez or the qb running a route is going to be WIDE OPEN, or there will be a huge mismatch on the run

this would fucking work, prove me wrong

>>64901507

If Tim Tebow couldn't keep Aaron Hernandez from killing people and Riley Cooper from fighting niggers, what makes you think Carr is going to turn Manziel to the light?

>>64898913

Nah, he's just an alchoholic and a pill popper.

He's too far gone to even be making rational plans like that.

>>64898722
Well all things considered 99% of his bad behavior has affected only himself.

>>64904254
Idk, his plan almost worked for his vegas antics and that was somewhat thought out and he managed to escape with no pictures and it's a thing of urban legend.

>>64904254
>pill popper
source

>>64903524
Tebow is a fanatical Christian. Carr is a sensible Christian

>>64903524
Tim Tebow is as white as milk.
Based Carr is an occasional whigger without the chimpouts.

>>64902178
I forgot tons of non addicts go to rehab for just shits and giggles

When's Colon Crapperdick getting released?

>>64906695
Isn't much of his contract guaranteed?

>>64906035

That is just pure alcoholics luck.

I was raised around alcoholics and druggies, that entire Vegas/love my dog scheme was made up on the fly.

>>64906709
I don't know. When's the last time he started a game.

>>64906709
Not at all It's essential just five 1 year contracts.

They can release it fro little to no issue.

>>64906579

Gronk threw a party, Johnny was there, and Chandler Jones OD'd on pills.

Also, you can crush and snort certain pills that won't show up in test and coke will; we all remember the rolled up $20, and how Johnny never tested for anything despite that.

>>64906790
yeah amphetamine and opiates get out of your system pretty quickly

>>64906752
Then get him the fuck up outta there

>>64898382
They won't cut him if they can get even a 7th round pick in a trade.

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>>64898913
>the fans all love him and would be willing to forgive his antics..

OK /sp/, who starts an NFL game first, Jonny Handegg or RG3?

>>64898382
Argonauts, maybe the Tiger-Cats.

>>64906682
He just had no real reason to go. He's a regular 20 something year old football player. I would like to see one guy who doesn't party and get fucked everyweekend. Gronk parties like a mad man and no one cares.

>>64898800
>>64898913
Let him go to Dallas, you'll see.

Johnny isn't going to clean up his act. He'll have more money, brighter spotlights, and more fame. He's an addict who cares more about his off-field fame than he does his game. There will be even more drinking, partying and drugs involved when playing for the Cowboys.

Make all of the Cleveland jokes you want, but he isn't a total headcase and addict because of Cleveland. That all started before he even came here. He believes he is "Money Manziel."

A move to Dallas isn't going to change that. He's going to have to seek help and accept it before he'll ever make things right. He ignored LeBron's help. He's ignored everyone's help.

If he was so bad that LeBron and Rich Paul cut him, moving isn't going to cure him.

>>64898382
Houston ..Yes, he's going to Texas, Dallas has a high draft pick this year, they can get a QB this way. Texans' pick is lower and after that performance last week I don't think they'll be sticking with Brian Hoyer for much longer.

>>64907986
You're probably better off with Hoyer than Manziel. Sure, talent upside to Manziel is far superior. But then you have to wonder if he'll even reach that point and what he'll do to himself and the locker room.

>>64908011
JJ Watt will teach him some disciprine.

>>64907931

But Cleveland fucking sucks. If he's around family and actual fans then he would be less incline to not party as hard. Sure Jerry Jones himself is a party animal but Manziel would be a lot better in Dallas then shitty Cleveland.

LeBron cut him because Manziel hates Cleveland and LeBron is a homer. He even did that racist Christmas ad after that nigger boy pulled a gun on that cop

>>64902992
>teddy
>thriving

Insert 25 cents and select one

>yfw he goes to LA
>yfw he doesn't change
>yfw he overdoses in 5 months of being there

>>64908257
Are you fucking delusional? Manziel's own father even said Johnny was an alcoholic before he came to the NFL.

His own friends and family couldn't do a damn thing about his lifestyle, what makes you think that's suddenly going to change when he has more money, more fame, and brighter spotlights.

Sure, the Browns suck, but Johnny asked to come here. He wanted to come to Cleveland. And when shit gets tough in Dallas or Houston he's going to shit the bed there too.

>>64898800
>Manziel would act out less at home
wut?
he'll go fucking crazy in dallas with an enabler owner/team/coach.
on the second day in dallas he'll be having a underage tranny orgy in his home.

>>64901353
>the delusional shitty city of the Dallas Brokeback Mountains

of course I shouldn't be surprised. this is the fanbase that thinks romo is good.

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ITT: Idiots that actually think Manziel is a good QB and want him on their team.

>>64901353

Imagine the options

SO MANY OPTIONS

>>64908028
Maymay watt is too busy maintaining his jesus of houston persona to help fix a troubled qb that could threaten his popularity

>you now remember Joe Flacco

>>64903167
b-but muh stereotypes

>>64908559

An intoxicated Manziel is still better than a healthy Tony Romo tbqh

>>64908559
BUT HE RAND AROUNF A BUNCH IN COLLAGE!! HE WON DA HIESMAN!!!

>>64898382
>Black man literally on trial for murder
He dindu noffin! Save him! Play in the NFL and start as soon as you come back
>white man drinks alcohol alone in a bar
Criminal, I can't believe you, you lose your starting job, you're off the team

God Pettine was retarded. If only he could win games then he could do whatever the duck he wanted. Glad Pettine is gone 2bh.

>>64911176
You left out his rehab trip, his domestic abuse accusations, his missed team activities, and oh yeah his rampant alcoholism. But other than all that he totally was just drinking in a bar. John a good boy, he dindu nuffin

>>64908559
He is fun to watch and brings attention

>Be me
>Live in Columbus
>Driving to work this morning listening to the radio
>Morning show DJ says Browns have hired a new coach
>Says he is the 8th coach of the team since 1999 in disappointed voice
>Plays "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence

Coincidence?

>>64903076
>Wilson
>nigga
we gonna need a racial draft to settle this.

>>64907115
RG3 easily

Unlike Manziel, RG3 actually played well at one point in his career

>>64898382
>this fuck up stays in the league
>Tebow still isn't on a team
Fuck the NFL

>>64898800
>Jerry Jones is notorious for hiring nutcases

agree

>Manziel would act out less at home

not a chance

>I have half a feeling that he only partied like he did because he wanted out of Cleveland (I don't blame him)

I wish this faggot never sent the Lets Wreck This League text to the Browns on draft night

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>>64898537
"please uncle jerry, i promise i will be on my best behavior!"

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>>64917188
Johnny Fireball will bring his dragons to Dallas

>>64902992
Sorry, boy.

Wilson and Cam are the only acceptable ones off that list.

Wilson is mixed btw

>>64902992
>shitwater
>thriving

>cornball wilson

Money Manziel more like Manlet Minimanzel

>>64908926
My god.....I hate Dallas but this is just fucking stupid.

>>64924889

Say that to my face and not online and watch what fucking happens I swear to god m8

Romo is THE most overrated player in the league, who even when healthy and playing at his best and having a good day and playing against a shit team and having everything go his way, is just making average plays and getting average points.

>>64911433

>fun to watch
>watching a bottom tier quarterback play like dogshit is fun

Of course a dirty dumb Mexican would make such a statement.

>>64898382
How fucking long is this dirt thread going to stay up?

How slow has this goddamn board become?

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>get hyped even though there are better talents ahead of you
>get put in a position to make tens if not hundreds of millions through your career
>waste it away to go out and drink all the time
>white "people"

>>64902992
Honestly though, I think Chad Kelly's gonna have a better year than Watson. If he leads Ole Miss to the playoffs, he'll look like the better QB for sure.

Based off stats alone, he's already pretty close to Watson in every passing stat with one less game. The big difference is rushing... Which Freeze didn't let him do until the last 4 games.

Chad's breaking Manziel's overall yards record next season, and I really hope we get to see him and Watson play each other. It'd be an epic match of meme offenses

>>64925143
generals+mods have killed /sp/, no one makes original new threads anymore, it takes forever for things to get bumped off the board

>>64901353
Lol the memes

>>64901353
10/10 chuckle

>>64917188

>dez has an outtie

fucking dropped

>>64925187
It's because Manziel is a silver spoon trust fund baby faggot. His parents are worth over $50 million

>>64924926

and you honestly think the dumpsterfire that is Johnny Manziel is an improvement?

his reads are garbage, he has elbow problems because his throwing mechanics are all wrong.

but sure

>>64901353
This would send opposing D-coordinators to the madhouse.

>>64908257


wrong senpai. i lived in Cleveland for 5 years, it's a great town and there's alot more to do there than you'd think. there's even a surprisingly high amount of fuckable chicks. Manziel was probably fine with the city, he's just a douche bag.