/heem/

FIRST FOR BJ IS GOAT

Second for BJ is GOAT

Supporting this thread cause it has the more informative OP.

Third for BJ is GOAT

Fifth for BJ is GOAT

/humancockfighting/ general?

6th for BJ is pretty good

Penn nuthuggers are like liberals. There can only be one opinion on their leader. Any opinion that differs is considered a microaggression that triggers them to find safe spaces and demand an ethics probe.

Their counter to the opinions that differ have zero logic or explanation and are comprised solely of ad hominem attacks.

They literally cannot fathom that someone can not be a fan of Penn. You MUST only talk about him in a worshipful way. Anything else is racist, ignorant, uneducated. You must not only be a fan of Penn, you must acknowledge his greatness or you know nothing about MMA.

To mention that someone...anyone could beat, that he has ZERO submissions from guard, that he couldn't escape side control against Hughes, that he got battered by Diaz or made to quit by GSP, mention is 16-10 record and deny their reasoning on how every loss was really a win, is to incite their wrath.

In other words, if you had to write a final thesis on "How to know if you're in a cult." you can just observe any Penn thread to see people lose all sense of reason, common sense, logic, and self-respect launch into a witch hunt.

They are the worst element in the sport. They represent everything wrong about a fan base. The are the model worst.

eighth for BJ is GOAT

bj

>>64889169
pretty triggering post tbch my Irish family, I suggest you delete it asap.

>>64889163
>human cockfighting
um, I didn't realize underground fighting rings had deals with Reebok® I thought that was reserved for legitimate sports.

McGregor vs Lawler when?

Lads Champion vs Champion is literally on

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAfZs5gAUtK/

BJ going to be 16-11 very soon

>>64889214

Untill RDA pussies out with an 'injury'

>>64889236
Nobody is beating a motivated BJ Penn. Greg Jackson saves careers.

Is there anyone in the Jones family that doesn't party like drunk frat kids?

http://www.sportsjoe.ie/mma/jon-jones-nfl-star-brother-hospitalised-for-pill-overdose-according-to-boston-radio-producer/59109

>>64889258
yeah like arlovski

>>64889236
>calling out Nik fucking Lentz

Ugh, aging is such a shameful process.

>>64889236

desu at this point Lentz will probably smash BJ

>>64889275
He saved winkeljohn, arlovski, and overeem and I'm sure others I don't know about. Even with a loss nobody would have believed arlovski would have gotten a number one contender fight in 2016.

>>64889273
Hm, I think it's safe to say the sister doesn't party.

>>64889340
lmao

>>64889184
Yeah as the other anon said, Croke Park is in a residential area and they hold considerable power for non-GAA games,
With Wembley it is close to houses and the travel there can only be described as being like a sardine in a tin, people walking to and from the venue at such late hours would definitely disturb the residents.
Not to mention all the litter people normally bring with them

>>64889268
Nice source, faggot. The only people claiming he od'd are some noname local sports radio goofs. Youre fucking dumb.

What Anderson Silva vs Chris Weidman 1 the biggest Prank Gone Wrong in MMA history?

>>64889439
Yeah, cause noname local sports radio goofs are the only ones who aren't being paid off by big-cocaine and big-pharma.

>>64889495
Yeah man, those fucking corporations, man. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

BJ literally just called out Nik Lentz on Facebook kek

In a street fight isn't it better to use your elbows rather than your fists?
Spam kicks and elbows and you won't break your bones

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>>64889488

No, that'd be Japanese MMA

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>>64889114
Wtf is on Rockholds arm at 1:28 of that mmadigest?

>>64889590

Or you could just not a bitch

>>64889590
Depends on how well trained you are.
There is a danger of breaking your hand via punches if you are unprotected, but with good technique you can minimise the chances of it happening.

>>64889603
That was disgusting.

>>64889603
steroids

>>64889603
hemaloma or whatever its called

basicly blood that wont circulate and is collected in a place

lads

I just cracked open a delicious bag of crisps and the best before date is the 5th of March

is this an omen of some kind?

All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.

>Brock
Wwe meme

>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue

>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme

>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers

>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard

>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme

>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme

>>64889675
hematoma?

>>64889708
true

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>>64889685
>bag of crisps

>>64889708
wowh.... I never saw it like this. Thanks Cletus

>>64889712
HEEMatoma*

>>64889685
>eating the salty mormon

>>64889685
you will lead the IRA one day

congrats

>>64889590
Most amateurs don't block body punches and don't have much cardio, just whale on their stomach while utilizing head movement.

Apparently RDA was fined 10k for wearing the evolve shirt at weighins. Cowboy must have gotten at least 20 for wearing something during the actual fight.

>>64890044
dont listen to this moron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErYiNX3DJyc

Best ufc entrance song coming through.

>>64890086

I wonder if we will see companies willing to pay the fines for the fighters

like Nike did for Michael Jordan

also the UFC will generate it's own press/shitstorm for fining these companies so....

>>64890242
cerrone said they said if he did it again he wouldn't be allowed to fight again...probably to avoid people trying this

>>64889590
Striking with the heel of your palm is the safest way to strike in a bare knuckle fight.

Fuck REEbuck tbqhwy. The fighters make less money and all look the same, we won't get based shockmaster filthy entrances anymore... fuck me la

>>64890212
lol no

>>64890212
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht7mxF9XZiA

>>64890312
But it's only effective if you have the power and skill to utilise it.

>>64890291
I don't think Reebok would have any say in the matter though. Maybe they'd try to stop him, but there's no way the UFC would prevent a big name like Cerronay from fighting over something that trivial.

>>64890371
#bringbackburt
#savestitch
#freenickdiaz
#FUCKreebok

Cuomo included MMA in his budget proposal.

Is it actually going to happen this year?

>>64890481

> but there's no way the UFC would prevent a big name like Cerronay from fighting over something that trivial.

dude they can't let these guys breath while they shit

they gotta keep them on lock down or they will start having to pay guys more than $30,000 for a main card fight

>>64890086
They should make a compromise I believe. Like you have the right to have one sponsor on your short, t shirt... outside of Reebok

>>64890371
>liking meme fighters

>>64890622
>being anti-meme in the year of our memes 2016

>>64890575

Reebok is basically building an entire athletic line of apparel with the UFC, they believe UFC fans will wear their shorts and shirts and work out wear

so no Reebok and the UFC won't concede at all

UFC should have had it so the fighters can wear w/e except during the fight, and going to and from the ring they have to wear a "uniform" of only reebok stuff, they would be a fair compromise

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>marcus can you hear me?


ayyyy

>>64890804
i thought last year was a meme year

CAUSE REEBOK WON'T PAY ME NOTHING

>>64889590
>not Bas Rutten Palm Strikes
But you are right but range is the problem. Honestly its just better to run away really, Or if you have a strong clinch game knee them

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>>64891049
Why haven't Reebok redesigned the gloves yet? seems like that could be the one positive thing to come out of the deal.

>>64891189
maybe because they do not understand the sport at all

>Current UFC fighters TJ Dillashaw holds victories over.

Barao
Soto

>current UFC fighters Cruz holds victories over
Mighty Mouse
Mizguaki
Faber
Benavidez (twice)
McCall
Jorgensen

Eddie Bravo called Conor knocking out Aldo in february of last year

>>64891189
how do i get this fat?

is renan done fighting?

>>64891309
>MM
>Benavidez
>McCall
Flyweights
>Muzugaki
Top 15 at best
>Faber
Legit win
>Jorgensen
Would be cut by now if he wasn't exciting

>>64891323
>implying that was a hard prediction to make

>>64891189
Given how badly they've managed to fuck everything else up them being put in charge of gloves would surely be a shit show. I don't think they have the knowledge and expertise to redesign mma gloves, not really their neck of the woods

>>64891380
He's going up to 145 because he has a shitty weight cut, he's huge for 135, and he can't use an IV anymore

>>64891383
>Faber
Legit win, but let's not forget Faber dropped him.

>>64891309
Hugo Viana is still signed with the UFC. Not that he's relevant, but you gotta at least mention him if you want a correct list.

>>64891383
TJ got ko'd by a flyweight

>>64891383
>>64891432
Or that Faber submitted him in their first fight :^)

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>>64891383
>Jorgensen
>exciting

Gave me a hearty chuckle, thanks lad

>>64891461
Dodson walks around at 156 pounds according to Demetrious Johnson, he's fucking ENORMOUS for a flyweight, I think he may actually walk around heavier than Dillashaw

>>64891448
You're right, it was an honest mistake f

>>64891461
And Dodson is now a literal who

Meanwhile tj..

>>64891461
>>64891510

and Dos Anjos got KOd by a featherweight, see how this game can be played

>>64891510
>>64891461
And arlovski lost to schaub

Joe soto currently has 0 (zero) wins in the UFC.

>>64891641
He got robbed in the last fight to be fair

>>64891641
he took a championship fight on super short notice and got positively robbed in his last fight?

>>64891470
He loses in spectacular fashion normally.
>>64891461
>>64891510
That was the old TJ, before the Barao fight everyone thought he would get slaughtered.
From then on he has gone from strength to strength whereas Cruz ostensibly has become worse.

>>64891719
>>64891695
And for heemd in between
0-3
Two of those against unranked opponents

He took silly dilly to the fifth round on like 12 minute notice

>>64891782
he won't get cut yet anyway since he did the ufc such a solid with the barao stand in and he deserved to win his last fight

>>64891719
>>64891641
Seriously though. How did TJ go 5 rounds with Joe Soto on two days notice?

Why isn't March 5th tomorrow

>>64892010
because hes not that good

>>64891606
Jeremy Stephens has to cut quite a bit of weight to make FW though

Dodson is a legit midget

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>>64891189

>>64892111
He walks around at a pretty heavy weight for his size, according to mm

Who Velázquez here?

http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-conor-mcgregor-coach-hints-he-make-seek-a-third-ufc-title-in-the-future-011316?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:ufconfox

Coach hints mcgoob is gonna go for welterweight title after RDA

>>64892283
Cayenne Velaskwez will take that title back from the cold dead hands of Francisco Werdamm

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>>64892012
If I heem you just right it might put you out until March 5th m8

>>64892163
KO'd by a fat midget. Even worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcN7hUKFgYU
why is gina carano trying to make a career out of doing one liners in flicks

>>64892010
With Soto he was barely trying.

>>64892358
>fat

No, he's muscular as fuck, and just cuts down to apex manlet weight. He's fine at BW and that's what he's returning to.

>>64892111

It was also TJ's 5th professional fight aside from TUF and Dodson's 17th and he had a solid 6 more years of fighting.

I'm just annoyed by the "heemed by a flyweight lol" meme. Dodson is a good fighter, can't deny that

>>64892383
Lol

>>64892358
>saving fake facebook screens

ireland is truly the worst british colony

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>>64892377
I would rather watch her make obese women jealous.

>>64892454

He had to fight a new opponent on two days notice as well, why wouldn't Dillashaw play it safe?

>>64892454
It's true, he was blatantly coasting until the fifth round. Either that or he was cautious about getting caught

>>64892285
This would ruin UFC. Luckily I see a Rondaesque loss soon. Very soon.

How does your meme country rank on this list?

Ireland is exempt from criticism, for now.

>>64892484

>so cute with my hat lol

puke.jpg

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who /special-k/ here?

>>64892603
Cool list m8

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>>64892603

>>64892598
Tell me, what do your special eyes see!?

>>64892671
Suck my cock faggot, I'll heem you anywhere, any time.

>>64892678
>counting tuf winners

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>>64891383
>Would be cut by now if he wasn't exciting
You mean if it wasn't for his meme skin

>>64892678

>3 Canadians champs

>GSP
>???

Who else

>>64892736
At least I remember to attach pictures to my comments you ball-gargling queef-huffer

>>64892678

Who would've thought a organisation based in America would have a lot of American champeens.

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Daily reminder rooting against Conor only makes him stronger.

>>64892780
Carlos Newton
They count GSP twice

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who here /hangloose/

Is 6'1" small for a heavyweight nowadays?

All heavyweights seem to be 6'3"+ these days. A lot of freak lanklets like 6'7" too.

>>64892798
It was an honest mistake. I'm an honest man. You're a dishonorable meme.

This starts with two of us entering an octagon and only one of us leaving a victor. I will be the man to leave it with my dignity no matter what.

Your move, tough guy.

>>64892629
>>64892824
spic women have something fake looking about them

>>64892869
shaka brah

>>64892877
I'd say it's just below average.
Heavyweights seem to be 6'3" or 6'4" on average
But yeah, depending on how you're built that's more LHW territory now

>>64892780
Carlos Newton was champ but I don't know who is the third

>>64892877

not if you can wrestle or have a power right hand

>>64892096
>>64892383
He threw Walel Watson around for three rounds in his first UFC win. He literally manhandled a 6 foot tall guy but couldn't finish Soto?

>>64892911
>shaka brah
i havent heard this in awhile.

thank you for the laugh kangaroo jack

>>64892980
He did finish Soto.

>>64891470
wait, what the fuck happened here?

If you could turn back time and bring one fighter from the past to modern UFC (with that fighter in his prime and whatnot), who would you pick?

>>64892521
I think he was cautious about being caught.
Imagine losing your belt to some underdog

>>64893014
In the fifth round

>>64892877
Shawn Jordan is probably the stockiest HW I can recall off the top of my dome and a rock rock rock rock rock a microphone FREESTYLER he's like 6'0'' and insanely athletic

that's a coors light

>>64893050
>finishes don't count if they come in the later rounds

cos bud don't pay me nothin

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>DJ asked Daddy Dana for a Bantam title shot to potentially hold two belts and he said no

WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY IN THE YEAR OF POTATO

Is TJ cute? He's a bit of a cutie isn't he?

>>64893130
>having might mouse bring down two divisions

>>64893120
It counts but it is less impressive.
Quit shit posting.

>>64892930
average height of the top 15+champ is 6 ft 2.7 inches. mode is 6'4" though.

>>64893130

really? where did you get this from?

>>64893021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo2PEzSo-wQ
Pedro Rizzo

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>>64893021
Mas Oyama. The founder of Kyokushin Karate.

>>64893162
At least there's some exciting fights for MM at 135. He's totally polished off 125

>>64893158
Chad is cuter.

>>64893185

Mighty meme said it on twitch

>>64893185

I think he said it on Twitch

btw he is starting to stream some Rainbow Six: Siege

>>64893201

>le i killed a bull with my own bare hands man

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>>64893130
>wanting DJ to be boring in not 1 but 2 divisions

>>64893201
>Mas Oyama

you mean Choi Yeong-eui

>>64893130
he did that last year

>>64893130
If a Champ moves up and wins and moves back down to gets a title shot and moves back and forth
wouldn't it be better just to let them hold both belts?

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>>64890622

>Filthy Tom
>meme

>>64893252
He would literally give you a brain haemorrhage with one punch

>Jon Jones brother who has a playoff game this week hospitalized after using synthetic marijuana

>>64893309
>synthetic marijuana
why

>>64893269
Why are all the great Japanese men actually secret Koreans?

>>64893324
Is that manlet black guy in the middle Roy Jones Jr.?

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>>64893291
He is a mandrama loving meme fighter

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>X is the Mike Tyson of MMA!

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>>64893369
you betcha

>>64893048
Yeah, even though Soto was a nobody you never know, 2 days prep is not enough.

>X is the Lyoto Machida of his division

>>64893347

doesn't show up on the test?

although after the first regular season game, basically after training camp the NFL doesn't test for recreational drugs unless you in the drug program

which may be the case

>>64893356
this is actually kind of true in sports/martial arts and yakuza.

FRANK MURR

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>babby kicks win fights

>>64893371

Is he meme too?

>>64893421
mendes
barboza
woodley

to name a few

>>64893470
HAD A HORSESHOE UP HIS ARSE

Would /heem/ take the Gracie Challenge?

>>64893475
They do................................
[spoiler]sadly[spoiler]

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>UN......BELIEVABLE

>>64893542
I love it, I love it

>>64893550
I would lad.
I would show those Gracies what headbutts are in there guard.

I might even get on top of my wife tonight

>>64893550
Rickson would fuck me up like he did Yoji Anjo

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>Lee misah McGrega to meh

Did you guys fucking hear what schaub said?
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-115

>>64893600
>implying
out of all the gracie challenge fights they had you think none of their opponents considered headbutts?

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>>64893505

Oops

>>64893633
Can you just tell us boi

>>64889685
It's an omen that you eat like shit fatty

>>64893667
Do you do BJJ?
Headbutts would ruin BJJ/MMA
All you have to do is lay and pray and just use headbutts too

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>>64892678
if my calculations are correct it would appear ireland is the greatest fighting nation of all time

That's a COORS LIGHT

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UFC 200 where a man gets literally killed

Chin to eye was a pretty nasty sub used in NHB and Vale Tudo fights. Imagine if Sage could use that submission...

>>64893741

Moron

>>64893796
They are fighting at 198 in MSG

>>64893741
I can't wait untill mma is bigger in other countries and we get to see some real shit going down

>>64893730
I do BJJ yes
You deal with headbutts like you would any strike. Either push them away to where they cant reach you. Or hold them in so close you cant get any distance to generate power. Headbutts arent magic

>>64893812
imagine his spiky frosted tips to the eye

Am I the only one who thinks Sage Northcutt will have a career ending scandal eventually?

He is perfect... too perfect...

>>64889708
MOM, I POSTED IT AGAIN!

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>>64893910

We need to dig deeper.

>>64893910
He'll lose soon. Cody Pfister took him down and made Sage get bailed out by the jews

>>64893835
Short headbutts to the nose would still hurt like a motherfucker though no?

UFC 197 full maincard was announced

Conor vs RDA
Holm vs Tate
Overeem vs Miocic
Ferguson vs Khabib
Almeida vs Sterling

>>64893835
When you lay and pray you control the arms dibshit.
If you do do BJJ you probably don't even have a fucking stripe on your white belt.
I have talked to Purple belts and Brown belts that agree thats the reason headbutts are illegal in MMA

Joe has been having some really shitty guests lately on his podcast.

>Tony Hinchcliffe today

meh

>>64893969
stacked

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>>64893475
say that to me face m8 and we'll see who gets to walk home

>>64893957
They'd crush your nose.

UFC fighters sign their likeness away. Does this mean Pettis got squat for being a cereal mascot?

>>64893957
oh for sure but its not really a fight ender unless you literally somehow made my nose explode

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>>64893910
Don't worry, we caught him! haha

>>64893835
There was a Brazillian guy who won at Vale Tudo matches because all he did was headbutt from the clinch and guard.

>>64893991
mark coleman said it best

>when they took away headbutts i had to learn some skills

headbutts invalidate huge parts of BJJ including guard play which is pretty much the whole arts' foundation

>>64893969

>Conor vs RDA
I don't know, I always bet aginst Conor and you know how that ends
>Holm vs Tate
Holm
Overeem vs Miocic
Overeem
>Ferguson vs Khabib
Khabib
>Almeida vs Sterling
Sterling

>>64893969
Source?
if true this will be some spicy shit

>>64893910
He's obviously on Roids
His dad was a bodybuilder that got caught with 20k worth of Cocaine.
His whole act is fraudulent.

>Fedor not fighting on the Rizin card in April ( http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/13/10760362/fedor-currently-in-negotiations-with-rizin-wont-return-in-april-mma-news )

Who the fuck is going to headline?

>>64894037
Your nose would be busted and hurt like nuts, you can TKO someone with short headbutts to the nose.

>>64893969
>Khabib actually fighting
wow
Only problem is that after he wins he really should get a title shot given how he soundly beat RDA but if McGregor wins it's going to be a while away

>>64894037
>Slams forehead against your temple
um you realise you can nose shattered too
and i am pretty sure youll tap to that

Do people find this Tony Hinchcliffe twink funny?

>>64893969

>All those spicy bangers

>>64894155

His body looks attainable natural, it's just the fact that he can cut a lot of weight very fast while maintaining strength and mass is very odd. I think he's on something but only time will tell

>>64894134
I'm just pranking

>>64894155
>20k
He was caught with 25 kilos cocaine, that should be worth a lot more, no?

>>64893386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rtp8guIZo

Anyone else get triggered when people say this? Mike Tyson literally transcends human ability. Just because you can punch really fucking hard does not make you Mike Tyson.

>>64893991
>implying
I have 2 stripes
And yeah you have to control the arms and the guy on bottem is fighting to tie up your arms or wrap around your head to break your posture.
If you can somehow control both the arms and get enough distance to headbutt someone then sure you can do that but yu cant act like it magically invalidates an entire art.
Its like saying
>Boxing is absolutely useless because I can kick them in the dick

>>64894068
was that a decision or a stoppage? I would be interested to check that out if you can link it

>>64894259
>>64894267
>TKO
>Tapping
Well I am speaking more from a more self defence point of view

Though I think it is unlikely (howeve rpossible
to be KOed from a headbutt and will usually be stopped because of things like a broken nose
also
>tapping to strikes
Do you even want to be an ultimate fighter?

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>>64894233
Gabi Garcia.

>>64894155

Well done Holmes, your deduction is bulletproof

>>64894371

if she wasn't on roids she wouldn't ever get a fight

she literally cannot fight

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hehe it sure is an honour that USADA think I'm taking steroids. hehe it means they like my physique

>>64894303

I just did the numbers and that's 2.5 million in coke. How long did he do in prison with that shit?

>>64894354
when people make comparisons to mike tyson they are talking about the aura of invincibility and intimidation and seemingly inevitable quick finishes, not physical ability.

>>64894463
this

whats up ninja turtles lol

>>64894284
>His body looks attainable natural

Nope. Not without the right genetics at least.

>>64894443
None I believe, he ratted out his friends.

>>64894505
lol

>>64894357
GPS tapped to strikes bro.

>>64894505
lol

>>64894357
Distance?
You don't need to headbutt.

>>64894507
does he keep his genetics in a syringe?

>>64894354
>Just because you can punch really fucking hard does not make you Mike Tyson.

Tyson was getting up at 5:44 am without an alarm to go jog in the mornings....would literally spent his days boxing and training

>>64894284
He was jacked at 11, obvious he had a different kind of juice in his sippy cups.

>>64894155
>His dad was a bodybuilder that got caught with 20k worth of Cocaine.

Wait what? If his daddy is such a badass why is Sage such a choirboy?

>>64894586
this, igor knocked a guy out with a backwards headbutt with like 3 inches of space

>>64894598
No wonder he stopped caring about boxing.

>>64894586

you can flip your head from side to side and generate enough force to water eyes, cut, and hurt someone, not to mention using the entirety of your body to push your head into someone's fact

>>64894586
You kind of do however little. You use Jiu Jitsu to break your opponents posture. Or again keep them far away and stand up

>>64894633
3 inchs of distance is still distance

>>64894601
he's been "dieting" since he was 4

>>64894357
>this many people think your wrong
>you think your right still

>>64894592
Not saying he isn't roiding but you cannot obtain Sage mode without the right genetics. Same thing with Brock Lesnar. You can't just take a bunch of roids and look like Brock Lesnar.

>>64894702
>your

>>64894702
>your
>muh ad populum
opinion discarded

>>64894648

yeah I mean.....he was holed away at cus d'amato's house doing nothing but training for years

so when he wasn't around those people and was around the snakes don king had he went off the rails

like he lost 300+ million dollars, completely nothing to show for it

>>64894155

I get the feeling you're a fat balding guy

>>64894357
m8 just because you've never seen a pre head butt ban Mark Kerr doesn't mean you're right. Head butts will literally fuck your shit up.

>>64894665
>3 inchs of distance is still distance

is that what you tell your gf?

>>64894777
Hi Sage shouldn't you be in school right now?

Do you think people who take steroids should be banned from competing in MMA?

I dunno man, since we love to see brutal heems, wouldn't we be hypocrites if we looked down on people getting juiced to the gills?

>>64894750
>>64894751
>wah I am wrong so ill make fun of this grammar mistake
You guys don't even add periods, I don't think your in any position to make fun of this post.

>>64894759

and that's 300 million in the 1990's lol

>>64894816
yes, then they can all move to japan and we can enjoy a golden age of JMMA and glorious roid fueled heems

>>64894702
I am not saying that headbutts are not useful. I just take issue with people somehow saying headbutts are the magical "No can defend" bloodline technique. Its fucking not. Jiu Jitsu has defenses for it and they arent something you should rely on either. Just like you shouldnt rely on groin kicks.


>>64894783
I have seen old school Mark Kerr and Mark Coleman...what is it with Mark?
Anyway roided up super freaks use headbutts by overpowering people. Wow that proves so much.

>>64894796
Jokes on you I dont even have a GF

>>64894816

Only banned from non-Japanese promotions

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>The current state of heem

>>64894796
holy fucking kek

>>64894857
>jokes on you I dont even have a GF
Knew it.

>>64894860
Has there ever been a Japanese/Asian fighter who heemed waitu piggus instead of always getting heemed by white fighters like most Asian fighters?

>Be Katsunori Kikuno
>Have meme style
>Some how never get finished
>Come to the UFC
>KO'd 3 times already

Fucking Jap cans

>>64894801

Shouldn't you be hitting the gym?

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>>64894941
Yeah they're called Koreans

>>64891641
He is still one bad mofo, tho.

>>64894371
how can anyone even watch this shit? shitty technique aside, its basically a man fighting women. how is she allowed to have so much testosterone in her body and fighting females? this is absolutely sickening

>>64895012
>sam 'muh streetfights' sicilia

>>64895012
what i remember from this card is that koreans love getting hit in the face

>>64895012

Travis Browne really let himself go

>>64894155
He was actually caught and arrested with cocaine twice, once being 21 goddamn pounds, and the next time the 25 kilos you mentioned

“The next morning, Mike returned to the hotel carrying a canvas bag. Moments after entering Room 909, he left again. As he walked toward the parking lot, a handful of armed DEA agents descended on him. Mike was arrested and booked on two federal drug charges. In the bag; twenty-one pounds of cocaine, with an estimated value of $242,000. A little later, DEA agents also arrested John White as he tried to enter the room. Mike was charged with taking the cocaine in lieu of legal fees to represent thirty-year-old Mark Monroe Northcutt. Known in gyms around the state as a steroid dealer, Northcutt was a body builder and power lifter who had been arrested six months before in Houston for possession of twenty-five kilos of cocaine."

http://fightstate.com/sage-northcutts-dad-was-a-steroid-dealer-who-was-arrested-with-25-kilos-of-cocaine/2/

/heem/s OFFICIAL LIST OF RULES CHANGES NEEDED

1. No gloves
2. Head butts are legal
3. 12-6 elbows are legal
4. Soccer kicks and knees to the heads of grounded opponents are legal
5. Two rule infractions = automatic point deduction
6. Title fights are Gi only

>yfw Uriah Faber will get yet another titleshot gifted because he is best buddies with Dana
>coming off a lucky decision against a literally who

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>>64895130
>Title fights are Gi only

>>64895129
You gotta hustle for that paper, yo

>>64895141
>coming off a lucky decision
>lucky decision

Kek, it wasn't a great fight but Faber clearly won

>>64895129
honestly all that just makes me like sage more. his dad was literally the 80 aka the best decade of the 20th century. .

>>64895130
>gi-only
:D

>>64895130
U forgot to include small joint manipulation

>>64895130
>Title fights are Gi only
can you choose different kinsd of Gis?
Jits Gi, Judo Gi, Karate and so on?

>>64895129
pretty obvious his father sprinkled HGH in his breakfast cereal then.

Also I guess his dad is connected, explains his mansion.

how would ronda do against a black woman?

>>64895214
why are there no black women in MMA?

>>64895202
I think Reebok would need to develop a line specifically for champions and challengers.

>>64895130
>>64895167
>>64895182
>>64895202

>gi
>not kimono

fucking casuals, the lot of you

>>64895229
more options athletically

>>64895229
MMA gyms are expensive.

>>64895235
lel shitpost

>>64895202
This is the UFC, and it's as real as it gets. So they'll use The Gi of the stretets; a polo shirt and jeans.

>>64895214
Fallon Fox

>>64895231
I would actually be interested in seeing what that would look like

>>64895229

they just get stuck in Invicta

>>64895229

One at 115 got choked out by Rose

I think were was a fat ass one at 5'3 in the 135 division thta was an Olympic wrestler.

But it doesn't matter, all women past #7 are tomato cans

http://www.tapology.com/rankings/33-current-best-pound-for-pound-female-mma-fighters

>>64895290
that would actually be kind of amazing

>>64895229

Cause UFC is a joke organization

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M1P4eSvlfQ

>this top bants

gonna miss you when RDA heems you mystic mac ;_;

Theoretically if RDA beats McGregor... wh-what do we do then?

>>64894777
You sound like you're projecting to me lad.

>>64895439

If he was able to flash ko Aldo or handle getting wrestlefucked by Mendes I seriously wouldn't doubt McGregor.

>>64895470

No projecting here

>>64893969

>not including Lawlor Vs Corey Anderson

Fuck off la

>>64895521
>responds this fast
>not projecting

Joe Rogan isn't serious right now is he?

He's just spouting off about politics and it's extremely clear he knows nothing about it at all.

Does he ever bring guys on that call him out on this shit?

>>64895545

Hit the gym

>>64895538
>that will be maincard
Lol

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>>64895229
i think black athletes in mma are lacking, period. just imagine if a lebron-tier athlete started mma. he'd be jon jones x100. its simple. blacks are better athletes in almost every sport. the only sports black people dont dominate are the ones they dont participate in. im white and ill even admit it.

>>64893969
>Overeem vs Miocic
What was all that about Stipe getting a title shot for sure?
Does this mean Dana lied?

>>64895467
IT IS ALL OVER