Listen to me, all right? Se an is a hardcore motherfucker, I've told you that before. He did time in Pelican Bay because he turned some sheboon into a Pez dispenser back in his Klan days. I mean, the guy will slay you where you fucking stand just as soon as buy a round or clap you on the back. Now, when I asked Ben to give me his opinion of the President Obama, he said, "Tommy, I've turned out a lot of punks, but I've never seen a high yellow fuck boy as soft as this punk. I mean I'd drive a shank into his asshole just to make a point or if I wanted his corn muffins and he wouldn't give 'em to me off his tray." I realized then that if we didn't start The Day of the Rope, Se an would fucking kill me. I saw it in his eyes. He even told me as much onetime. My wife, she invited him over for dinner, and he shows up in a Klan coat stained with blood, shit, God knows what else. She screams and he sticks his hand up her skirt, kisses her, then pulls out a straight razor and says, "If your old man doesn't win this race war, I'm going to cut your fucking tits off before I even think about wasting the Kikes."
>implying we're not back
>implying we won't play Chicago in a rematch for the Cup this year and win this time
>tfw no clip art pig christmas
Time for people to get mad at sandwiches again
>he's a referee
>of hockey games
>in the national hockey league
>he does it for less than a 4th liner
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he calls penalties against players he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he ignores penalties against players he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never be cheered
>he will never score a goal
>he will never win the stanley cup
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
I don't think they're eating it, it looks like they're just unwrapping their presents with their mouths
so how long until St. Louis has to move their hockey team to California too?
That's literally all pigs eat they're disgusting animals
>Domi gets a hat trick
>OEL assists on all three Domi goals and gets an OT winner
>5th win in a row
>Domingue playing great
Is there any team more based?
Michel Therrien is still head coach of the Montreal Canadiens
> san jose vs winnipeg
> Stalock moves out of of the net to play the puck
> gets bumped and dramatically falls over
> TRIPPING THE GOALIE
Fuck off with that shit. Don't leave your net at stupid times.
>tfw at the game
Me and everyone else around me were disappointed that they were going to lose until that point, but we accepted its because they played like shit. Once that happened though holy hell, everyone lost their shit. I'm still mad. I'm probably going to be mad for the next few days. Maurice sounding like a broken man in that press conference god damn. Fucking Gary and his zebra monkeys.
>Don't leave your net at stupid times
Literally the only reason I fucking hate Stalock.
2 years in the league and they haven't diaciplined you enough? That's not the first time he's left the net and they took advantage of him.
you can only reply to this post if your team is definitely not going to get moved in the next 10 years
not so fast Glendale and Columbus
Raleigh is in huge trouble, too
But yes, Columbus is fucked ;_;
Thanks for the help getting Auston Mathews. Enjoy your first round exit!
DUDE CANTPUCKS LMAO
BA DA DA DUH DUH
DA DA DA DADA
so even people who go to blose games are still making him money, lelmao
>mfw the only team they can't beat is vancouver
sorry kiddo the Lightning are back and will retake their rightful spot as the best team in Florida
>shorks being shit
did the absolute madman rob them of a top 10 potentially a top 5?
Kitties are better
>mfw Sparkledogs vs Kitties SCF
You have to toy with the bitrate and resolution in ffmpeg.
I have varying amounts of luck with them.
reminder that all LA Kings fans will eventually die of AIDS
>nobody told this guy it's our year
>I don't have female friends
Only qt is the fat spic in the center at the top lmao
Reminder that OEL is GOAT and has his own fashion line.
Easily my favourite Swede at the moment. Lidstrom comes to mind when I think of him, another great Swede.
Yep, better overall package than Karlsson as far as swedes go.
>tfw Capatcha is pick sandwiches
being completely honest, this is probably Dallas' year, but I'm still awaiting the glorious Canadian comeback led by the jests.
Is he? Can't say I've heard of this guy, I thought Kromwell was the name of some British guy. :^)
He's so good.
>wrap around on a shitty albertan team
Any room for Ramfugees here? This whole debacle really showed me how shitty the NFL is as a whole. How can I get my best start as a new Blues fan?
Could any fellow Blues fans post some of their favorite Blues OC?
sure, here is the blues MVP
Yeah Domi had the puck luck tonight. Three! What a GOAT. I was so surprised that Tie Domi's son had such great hands (for scoring, not for fighting, although he did fight someone).
that's a lot of empty seats, especially when you consider the tickets sell for about four bucks
weird how the local taxpayers don't mind propping up an achievementless money pit
>tfw we won't ever move and colder cities will lose their team
Loyal Yotes bro here. To see a guy the same age as you get his first hat trick is incredible.
Why is Pekka Rinne such garbage
I can't understand why they're paying him 7 million
He's literally just Weber/Josi babby and can't even get a shutout on 23 shots
>finnish gold medals in 2016: 1
>swedish gold medals: 0
do du think i care about some shitty hockey league in north america? laughed out loud
if life was in black and white u 2 would have the same flags. :^)
>the iddy biddy kiddie gold
Also, pic related.
Ps. reminder that 11 swedes have more points than your beloved Barkov this season.
if life was in black and white you would still have an ugly flag ;^)
Not sure if it matters to you but the only Australian player I know plays for the Washington Capitals system right now, Nathan Walker. Also the caps are the best team in the league right now.
they are the ultimate meme team, lightning are a close second.
The Caps probably will win the President's Trophy but the rest of the Leastern Conference is hot garbage.
Don't even fucking try arguing that your shit team, Caps withstanding, will beat the Hawks or Kings in the Stanley Cup final.
I really hope neither the kings or hawks win again. I'm a little sick of them winning. It makes the playoffs a little less enjoyable. I honestly want to see ovie hoist that cup this year. I honestly wouldn't even mind seeing the >rags win either.
>people unironically think that the Capitals won't win the Stan Lee Chip
As a Hawks fan, I'd be fine with the Caps winning the cup if it wasn't the Hawks winning it.
What makes the playoffs less enjoyable are shit teams, and then shit teams playing shit teams. The fact that the Pacific must send three teams to the playoffs is a fucking travesty, although if you think about it so is sending Minnesota and St. Louis to lose to the Hawks and first round respectively.
I know the old system was way better. The central in the west gets fucked because all those teams would be in contention for the playoffs except the Jets.
St Louis is almost a guaranteed 1st round exit every year. Minnesota is a meme team who won't win. I'm thinking Nashville is a dark horse at the moment. They're not in a playoff spot atm but I think they will be. If they get in they'll be dangerous.
The problem with Nashville is that they should be dangerous. But the way that Rinne is playing will keep them from winning. Rinne is the key to that teams success. Watching the game last night, that was not the Rinne I have come to begrudgingly loathe. Classic Rinne and Preds hockey would have had smothering defense and Rinne standing on his head to snuff out the Hawks. Their offense was dull and boring up until the last few minutes of the game. Had the Preds actually decided to play a full game of hockey they might have actually taken the Hawks to OT. They'd have lost because Rinne is playing like shit, but they'd have gotten that far.
The thing that a lot of people aren't noticing about the Central, something that I've noticed, is that for all of the bluster about how it's a grinder, it's actually not that good this year. Look at the OT losses for the Blues, the Preds, and the Wild. Those teams are in the hunt because of loser points alone. In addition to that, there is a strong correlation between a healthy goal differential and the legitimate strength of a team and aside from Minnesota, the Blues and Preds are garbage.
As of right now, the only teams in the West that should be given any serious consideration for the Stanley Cup are the Hawks and Kings. Dallas lacks defense and their goal-tending is not good enough for a cup victory. Traditionally to beat the Hawks/Kings you need better Corsi numbers and a save percentage around .925. The best on the Stars is Niemi with a .914 and that is NOT good enough for a deep playoff run. Especially when combined with the fact that they're averaging 2.6 goals given up a game.
The West is still the Hawks and Kings to lose.
>several teams with cup winning potential will fail because of finnish goaltending
preds is a weird team or maybe it's laviolette's system but predators let few shots but many prime a scoring chances. It leads to poor sv% and goalie won't be getting into that groove. The best is to let 30 about shots.
Well if we talk about how it is at this very moment yes, the preds have a lot of work to do. I don't think Dallas is any good. They're a meme team Idc who disagrees. The reason the Hawks and Kings are the favorites is because they're so well balanced in terms of offense defense and goaltending. Things will obviously change before he start of the playoffs though. We're only halfway there's a lot of hockey to be played.
They let like 23 shots last night and lost 3-2. Goaltending needs to improve otherwise that system is going to fail.
1000000% agree about Dallas. They're top heavy on offense and the defense is shallow.
Things wont change too much come playoffs though. The regular season paper tigers will do their dance and win their meaningless games, but they won't show up for the playoffs and will get trounced. It's the same thing that happens every year. The Blues lose in the first round, the Mild lose to the Hawks, the Kings have a cakewalk to the Hawks in the Western Final, the Western Final is a better series than the SCF, and the winner of that series goes on to face whomever beat up the special olympians of the Eastern Conference, most likely the Caps this year provided they don't blow it against some team like Detroit.
the number of shots is pretty meaningless, on the contrary it's a fact that when goalie faces over 30 shots his sv% is better. What matters are the scoring chances and Laviolette's system is leaking them.
That's why the playoffs have been a little stale the last few years because the kings and hawks have been trading cups each year. No team really has had a chance against them, especially the 2012 kings. They fucking steamrolled everybody.
>that pig cow thing in the front row
How is the Canes mascot not the biggest meme on /hoc/?
Hard to beat when he was the coach of the Habs dynasty and the 90s red wings. Really depends on how long quenneville intends to coach. If he's coaching the Hawks for the next few years that'll help a lot. Bowman coached for 35 years which also helps a lot.
It's impossible under the salary cap. Even if he coaches another ten or fifteen years he won't even be close
He also won with the Penguins in the early 90s
He was such a shitty player that he was able to start coaching early
What can you Swedes tell me about Max Friberg? Will he make it in the NHL?
I hope the canes play fucking out of their mind and then suck so they're out of a top 4 draft pick. The only team that stands in the laffs way of a 1st overall is columbus. Edmonton is Edmonton though so I guess we'll see.
If you still want the Staals, I hear Francis is expecting 1st rounders
Don't know tbqh. He played well in a WJC or two. Didn't even know he had been traded to Montreal until now. They don't really write much (if anything at all) about him in Sweden anymore. But who knows, perhaps he will be able to play on a third or fourth line some day.
I mean, both him and Skinner are actually somewhat resembling their prime years, which should drive the price up. I'm just worried that if the Canes don't actually make the playoffs, he'll bolt to a Cup contender for nothing. The fanbase loves him, but even we see the writing on the wall
Skinner yes he's only 23 so he's just approaching prime years. Eric Staal on the other hand is not. He's 31 and just about to start his regression. You would have to think the leafs won't really be competitive for at least another 2 to 3 years until their young players develop and progress. Staal would be in his mid 30s which doesn't make sense for this team. Don't get me wrong I love Staal I just think the window has passed for him on this team.
Nah, they should be sent to prison tbqh
>galchenyuk and DSP in the midst of scandal
>petry, weise, and gilbert injured
>pacioretty and subban furious and swearing at the media
>price still out indefinitely
>chemistry is in shambles
>therrien can't coach this team anymore
>bergevin can't acquire elite goalscoring
at least we still have Gally ;_;
This habs nose dive is fucking glorious. All those smuk fans when they were off to a good start can eat shit and die :^)
STOP RIGHT NOW AND POST PICTURES OF NHL PLAYERS BEING DEGENERATES
>implying Stamkos would waste his prime years with a bottom 3 team
>mfw Canadian dollar continues to tank
>mfw dumb shitter alcoholic wiinipeg abbos lose their team AGAIN
>mfw the Thrashers win the 2022 publix bowl
feels good lads desu
Looks like the abbos are scared? Mad that literally no one wants to play in your meme city? Mad that you can't attract elite talent?
>mfw Kovalchuk left for FUCKING NEW JERSEY because he knew he'd be in Winnipeg
>mfw Evander Kane requested a trade immediately after hearing of the relocation
Enjoy trading away your captain for peanuts. It's fun seeing how the team is already falling out of favor with the fans.
Remember when you were going to win the cup? :^)
>he thinks I'm a jets fan
I don't give a fuck if the Jets win 0 games from now until the end of the season. But anyone who has a brain knows Winnipeg actually has fans. The thrashers were a joke of an organization and everyone knows it.
>mfw purrise the furry starts shit posting
Giroux is a fuckin badass. He looks like a coke dealer.
>flyover cuck literally mad at Coke, Waffle House, Publix and Delta
Just you wait, the Thrashers are coming back ;^)
kek, someone commented on that one time I posted this (I think it was Squid or another Sharks fan). I had it on rookie mode and played the full 20 minutes.
And that image you posted is great
Didn't you hear? >>64887389
And Canautist posters, at the start of the season, UNIRONICALLY claimed that abbopeg would win the division.
But, then again, that's Canadian hockey """""knowledge""""" for you
>kane wanted out
which meant we got rid of a relatively useless player in exchange for Drew Strafford, and Tyler Myers... I'm fine with this.
The division they are in is undeniably the hardest in the entire league, but give them time and they will break through. I'm becoming doubtful about playoffs this year, but in the next few years, the Jets remain the only Canadian team that I think stands even a bit of a chance; unless maybe the habs fluke one, but honestly I just really really hope that wont happen.
Come on man, it's 2016! Americans can play hockey too, ya know! If you can play you can play ;^)
Say hello to a kings fa... Oh, forget it
Sure thing, bud. Enjoy missing the playoffs for the next ~6 years before relocation
Why is /hoc so butthurt about Lundqvist? Is it because they're jealous about how good he is, how big he is in USA/New York or is /hoc/ just buttmad about the Rangers in general?
joke's on you, it's saved on a cloud drive ;)))
Americaitlyns aren't white enough to be good at hockey
So, excluding Kopitar's salery next season, don't know if it's 10 all seasons our how they have chosen to do it, their cap will be at 60.
So it's 60 + whatever salery Kopitar will have and Lucic, Lewis, Ehrhoff, Shenn, McBain and Enroth all need new contracts next season. Or if they could trade/sign new players.
Aren't they going to have cap issues?
>All those people are probably going, the only people they'll try to keep is Lucic and maybe Lewis.
Okay, cool. But they will still need new players to fill up those spots. And why get rid of Enroth, he's been doing pretty well I though?
At least my country doesn't have prayer rooms for muzzies in their fucking banks
if you put the stadium by the MLS one where al the whites and soccer moms you would fill the rink everynight.
well, americaitlyn teams are pretty much filled with canacucks and finn[not sure what the joke ending] players, which kind of questions the actual American dominance of the Stanley Cup.
In Australia we have a rugby league series played every year called State of Origin. In it everyone who is selected is forced to play for the first state they ever played rugby in, so even if a Brisbane player first played for a small Sydney team he would have to play for New South Wales rather than Queensland even if he now plays for the Brisbane Broncos'. This leads to an intense state vs state battle, with people who (generally) are from the general area (Australia has about as much land mass as the United States however only 8 states so each state actually covers a large range.) of the supporters.
However I have kind of diverged, I'm just thinking, if the NHL had a similar competition, involving Canada, US, Finland, Russia; It would actually be spectacularly interesting to watch..
>my disclaimer I add to this post is that I am stupidly drunk and all opinions should be ignored... I apologise for nothing.
They have good prospects. Forbort will be in the lineup for good next season. Mersche replaces Lewis. Enroth is good, but it's not like they can't find a replacement for him, maybe he'll resign though
To be fair our nigger killed the world's most famous mooslem
He's also responsible for record setting drone strikes on Trudeau's friends in the middle east
>Obama killed him
lel no, Navy SEALS with 10+ years of intelligence files killed him, Obama just took credit.
Obama is shit, he lied about everything and expanded war to Libya and Syria.
>CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!
I'm not white so I don't care about that :3
But I can actually arm myself during the coming jihad, how about you? >:)
Source on that please. Also don't you guys only have shitty hunting rifles?
Oh good. I'm sure that will help you when Canadians are outnumbered 10 to 1 my soon to be goat fucking friend :)
>this fag kid is now earning a shitload of money in the NHL, while playing on the top line with an A on his chest
>hockey wasn't even his "future profession"
>you're sitting on 4chan
Yes, it is me, Niklas Kronwall. Feel free to ask any questions.
Too many concussions. I hope he doesn't play again tbqh, for his own sake.
I tried to tell you all, but you didn't listen.
LOUIS DOMINGUE IS ELITE
>You are making your country look bad
Says the guy whose country is about to be overrun by ISIS. I see you still haven't addressed that?
some jihadists just attacked California, not Canada
You'd think a filthy spic like you would be concerned with that, too busy smoking meth and molesting your hundreds of cousins?
list the terrorist attacks in Canada that have occurred in the last 30 years that were not by local nutcases and autists claiming to be muslims.
Now list the same for the US
I think we win that round.
>mfw trump bans muslims and they all come here
Canadian chick's love hockey players just like American chick's love football players.
I'm not comparing number of attacks. Reading comprehension, Canada. I need you to focus real hard for a second.
What I'm saying is that the incoming wave of muslim immigrants is going to populate canada faster than whites. You're literally going to be out bred til they're the majority.
You're right, cold weather year round is pretty gay. But your new muslim friends won't take issue with it :)
Being a good player on the ice has nothing to do with your locker room presence.
Brown is captain for a reason, even if you never see that reason.
If you notice a lot of grinders are assistant captains or captains around the league. Something about their personality is good for leadership.
Why are you still doing this? It's been months