Hockey
>tfw no qt3.14 pet pig
Listen to me, all right? Se an is a hardcore motherfucker, I've told you that before. He did time in Pelican Bay because he turned some sheboon into a Pez dispenser back in his Klan days. I mean, the guy will slay you where you fucking stand just as soon as buy a round or clap you on the back. Now, when I asked Ben to give me his opinion of the President Obama, he said, "Tommy, I've turned out a lot of punks, but I've never seen a high yellow fuck boy as soft as this punk. I mean I'd drive a shank into his asshole just to make a point or if I wanted his corn muffins and he wouldn't give 'em to me off his tray." I realized then that if we didn't start The Day of the Rope, Se an would fucking kill me. I saw it in his eyes. He even told me as much onetime. My wife, she invited him over for dinner, and he shows up in a Klan coat stained with blood, shit, God knows what else. She screams and he sticks his hand up her skirt, kisses her, then pulls out a straight razor and says, "If your old man doesn't win this race war, I'm going to cut your fucking tits off before I even think about wasting the Kikes."
yotes tbqh
>oilels
just a reminder that crawford is elite
>>64879985
This is a good meme
>implying we're not back
>implying we won't play Chicago in a rematch for the Cup this year and win this time
Larkin will win the calder.
Wings will exit 2nd round
this is >our year
remove sandwich
>>64880029
realistic imo tbqh fäm
>the Arizona Bettmans
>tfw no clip art pig christmas
playoffs
>>64880014
Time for people to get mad at sandwiches again
>OEL 10 seconds left goal
>Domi hat trick
>Domi/Duclair bromance
God this season has been miraculous. Playoff push here >we come!
>he's a referee
>of hockey games
>in the national hockey league
>he does it for less than a 4th liner
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he calls penalties against players he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he ignores penalties against players he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never be cheered
>he will never score a goal
>he will never win the stanley cup
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
>>64880072
>letting your pigs eat garbage
smdh
>>64880072
fuggggggggg I want a pet pig so bad
>>64880135
That's not a leafs jersey
Just look at this fuckin monkey lmao
>>64880164
You're not the kiwi where's the kiwi
>>64880135
I don't think they're eating it, it looks like they're just unwrapping their presents with their mouths
>>64880179
It's a monkey not a kiwi you dumb fuck.
so how long until St. Louis has to move their hockey team to California too?
>>64880135
That's literally all pigs eat they're disgusting animals
>>64880135
It is unclean for you. You shall not eat of their flesh.
>Domi gets a hat trick
>OEL assists on all three Domi goals and gets an OT winner
>5th win in a row
>Domingue playing great
Is there any team more based?
Michel Therrien is still head coach of the Montreal Canadiens
>>64880416
>yfw torts becomes coach of the hasb
>>64880416
>michel, sti
Is he Autistic?
>>64880416
Name a more irrelevant team than the Ottawa Senators
>>64880603
The Minnesota Wild
>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup
>>64880603
Vancouver
>>64880603
Sabres
>>64880603
debbies
> san jose vs winnipeg
> Stalock moves out of of the net to play the puck
> gets bumped and dramatically falls over
> TRIPPING THE GOALIE
Fuck off with that shit. Don't leave your net at stupid times.
>>64880603
Glendale
>>64880679
>tfw at the game
Me and everyone else around me were disappointed that they were going to lose until that point, but we accepted its because they played like shit. Once that happened though holy hell, everyone lost their shit. I'm still mad. I'm probably going to be mad for the next few days. Maurice sounding like a broken man in that press conference god damn. Fucking Gary and his zebra monkeys.
based as fuck
>>64880679
>Don't leave your net at stupid times
Literally the only reason I fucking hate Stalock.
2 years in the league and they haven't diaciplined you enough? That's not the first time he's left the net and they took advantage of him.
Fuck Stalock.
>>64880786
Good on Bishop
>>64880786
you can only reply to this post if your team is definitely not going to get moved in the next 10 years
not so fast Glendale and Columbus
You can only reply to this post if your team has won a cup
not so fast Vancouver
Who /Hat trick bro/ here?
>>64880840
Raleigh is in huge trouble, too
But yes, Columbus is fucked ;_;
>>64880840
>hongcover
>not moving
if they don't win the cup any time soon, there is a possibility
>>64880887
>The Killer D's
>>64880879
>>64880840
>>64880840
How does Vancouver even have any fans with all the fucking chinks they have?
>>64880949
>>64880887
Thanks for the help getting Auston Mathews. Enjoy your first round exit!
>>64880737
>>64880840
DUDE CANTPUCKS LMAO
>>64880887
>>64880949
BA DA DA DUH DUH
DA DA DA DADA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF6-J5BCxWM
who /hayes/ here
>>64880603
Phoenix
Winnipeg
New Jersey
Philadelphia
That's it
>>64880979
chinks can be fans
>>64880988
Why won't the oilers ever trade for defense senpai?
>>64880786
Kroenke btfo
JUST
>>64881123
Too afraid of losing the trade.
>>64881123
Because that would be the smart thing to do.
>>64881134
how do you make nice webms like this whenever I do it they're like 6MB
>mfw the cats win the cup
>>64881206
Looks like a typical cuban immigrant male.
>>64880786
so even people who go to blose games are still making him money, lelmao
>>64881206
>mfw the only team they can't beat is vancouver
>getting BTFO by this guy
this is our year
>>64881206
sorry kiddo the Lightning are back and will retake their rightful spot as the best team in Florida
>>64881015
/hayes/ here
>shorks being shit
did the absolute madman rob them of a top 10 potentially a top 5?
>>64881278
Nah m8
Kitties are better
>mfw Sparkledogs vs Kitties SCF
>>64881188
You have to toy with the bitrate and resolution in ffmpeg.
I have varying amounts of luck with them.
>>64881266
>rags
>>64881134
Really heady deflection by Crosby
>>64881188
yeah basically what >>64881319 said
I usually guess a bitrate and increase/decrease it depending on the resulting file size
>>64881321
reminder that all LA Kings fans will eventually die of AIDS
>these sub par qts
step it up, /hoc/
>>64881234
Good thing the Panthers won't have to meet Vancouver in the playoffs then, because you won't get in
>>64881371
>10/10s in Shit Louie
>>64881366
nice crop faggot
>>64881301
Ayy 420 Hayes it
>>64881367
>nobody told this guy it's our year
>>64881382
>not the superior brother Jimmy
Kevin is a bust m8
Jimmy is Elite
>>64881379
>I don't have female friends
Only qt is the fat spic in the center at the top lmao
>>64881260
Reminder that OEL is GOAT and has his own fashion line.
Easily my favourite Swede at the moment. Lidstrom comes to mind when I think of him, another great Swede.
>>64881411
kronwall is the goat swede
>>64881357
Seth you've been traded
>>64881411
Yep, better overall package than Karlsson as far as swedes go.
>tfw Capatcha is pick sandwiches
being completely honest, this is probably Dallas' year, but I'm still awaiting the glorious Canadian comeback led by the jests.
>>64881423
Is he? Can't say I've heard of this guy, I thought Kromwell was the name of some British guy. :^)
>>64881446
He's so good.
>>64881446
Biznasty on suicide watch
>>64881493
>Cromwell
>Kronwall
pushing it a bit possibly.
>>64881493
>wrap around on a shitty albertan team
>impressive
Any room for Ramfugees here? This whole debacle really showed me how shitty the NFL is as a whole. How can I get my best start as a new Blues fan?
Could any fellow Blues fans post some of their favorite Blues OC?
>>64881531
sure, here is the blues MVP
>>64881493
>webm
>6 game winning goals
>2 overtime goals
Pretty good record
>>64881500
Bob Ross is the boss
>>64881517
I like Karlsson, but that was a luck puck goal.
>>64881531
>>64880640
>Vancouver
>>64881563
Yeah Domi had the puck luck tonight. Three! What a GOAT. I was so surprised that Tie Domi's son had such great hands (for scoring, not for fighting, although he did fight someone).
>>64880603
>>64881493
that's a lot of empty seats, especially when you consider the tickets sell for about four bucks
weird how the local taxpayers don't mind propping up an achievementless money pit
>>64881602
Hattrick as a 20 year old is always impressive. Manlets get a lot of shit on this site, but I can't help myself from wanting them to do well. Always glad when they do.
>>64880840
Philadelphia…. Never going anywhere.
>>64880632
>rags
>>64880840
Dullass
>tfw we won't ever move and colder cities will lose their team
>>64881669
fight me faggot
>>64881714
settle down Apollo
>Get home
>No rags posting
>Rags
>>64881972
Look up 4 posts you fucking idiot
>>64882023
>rags
Who does your wife's son root for /hoc/?
>rags
Screencap this. New York Rangers will win the cup.
>mild
>shitsburgh
>perds
>finnish goaltending
Loyal Yotes bro here. To see a guy the same age as you get his first hat trick is incredible.
>>64882240
Sweet belt bro
>sweeds
>>64882398
>>64882446
Why is Pekka Rinne such garbage
I can't understand why they're paying him 7 million
He's literally just Weber/Josi babby and can't even get a shutout on 23 shots
>>64879858
someone post the pigposting collage with the >mad at clip art pigs thing. i havent seen it in a while and i dont have it saved
>>64882398
>finnish players with points this season: 21
>swedish players with points this season: 63
>finnish points this season: 321
>swedish points this season: 981
>>64882562
>finnish gold medals in 2016: 1
>swedish gold medals: 0
do du think i care about some shitty hockey league in north america? laughed out loud
>>64882562
>>64882590
if life was in black and white u 2 would have the same flags. :^)
what team should i support? what team do australians support (all 3 of them)?
>>64882590
>the iddy biddy kiddie gold
Also, pic related.
Ps. reminder that 11 swedes have more points than your beloved Barkov this season.
>>64882609
if life was in black and white you would still have an ugly flag ;^)
>>64882629
the dallas stars
>>64881531
the blues are like the rams except without a championship and they at least win in the regular season
>>64882653
why tho
>>64882629
Not sure if it matters to you but the only Australian player I know plays for the Washington Capitals system right now, Nathan Walker. Also the caps are the best team in the league right now.
>>64882629
You might want to think about which conferance would suit you the best, since the eastern generally plays earlier than the western.
>>64882791
I would assume Western would be more appropriate then.
>>64882809
Eastern games would start around 9-10 am, and western around 2-3 hours later I believe. So whatever suits you the best.
>>64882680
they are the ultimate meme team, lightning are a close second.
>>64882940
Meme meaning bad?
>>64882862
I see.
>>64882970
meme meaning exciting. they are a good team that is fun to watch.
>>64882862
>>64882970
also the late western games go to 1 or 2 AM EST
>>64882978
That sounds like a satisfactory choice.
>>64882994
>>64882862
Yeah, that would work fine for me.
>>64882940
Panthers > Stars > Bolts in terms of memes desu
Shut the fuck up
>>64884172
>>64884181
>>64884198
>>64884209
>>64884213
>>64879858
>a team from the metropolitan will probably win the president's trophy for a consecutive year
"b-but metro is shit"
"hurrr, leastern conference"
>>64880398
NHL '96, fuck yes
>>64884181
>he thinks medals before 1998 mean anything
lel you're in the same boat as us
>>64881531
not a Blues fan but here
>>64884213
why are we so good?
who /5thline/ here?
>>64884505
JUST
>>64884255
I miss being 7 years old again..
>>64884246
The Caps probably will win the President's Trophy but the rest of the Leastern Conference is hot garbage.
Don't even fucking try arguing that your shit team, Caps withstanding, will beat the Hawks or Kings in the Stanley Cup final.
>>64884707
I really hope neither the kings or hawks win again. I'm a little sick of them winning. It makes the playoffs a little less enjoyable. I honestly want to see ovie hoist that cup this year. I honestly wouldn't even mind seeing the >rags win either.
>people unironically think that the Capitals won't win the Stan Lee Chip
>rags
>>64884733
As a Hawks fan, I'd be fine with the Caps winning the cup if it wasn't the Hawks winning it.
What makes the playoffs less enjoyable are shit teams, and then shit teams playing shit teams. The fact that the Pacific must send three teams to the playoffs is a fucking travesty, although if you think about it so is sending Minnesota and St. Louis to lose to the Hawks and first round respectively.
>>64884762
I know the old system was way better. The central in the west gets fucked because all those teams would be in contention for the playoffs except the Jets.
St Louis is almost a guaranteed 1st round exit every year. Minnesota is a meme team who won't win. I'm thinking Nashville is a dark horse at the moment. They're not in a playoff spot atm but I think they will be. If they get in they'll be dangerous.
>>64884805
The problem with Nashville is that they should be dangerous. But the way that Rinne is playing will keep them from winning. Rinne is the key to that teams success. Watching the game last night, that was not the Rinne I have come to begrudgingly loathe. Classic Rinne and Preds hockey would have had smothering defense and Rinne standing on his head to snuff out the Hawks. Their offense was dull and boring up until the last few minutes of the game. Had the Preds actually decided to play a full game of hockey they might have actually taken the Hawks to OT. They'd have lost because Rinne is playing like shit, but they'd have gotten that far.
The thing that a lot of people aren't noticing about the Central, something that I've noticed, is that for all of the bluster about how it's a grinder, it's actually not that good this year. Look at the OT losses for the Blues, the Preds, and the Wild. Those teams are in the hunt because of loser points alone. In addition to that, there is a strong correlation between a healthy goal differential and the legitimate strength of a team and aside from Minnesota, the Blues and Preds are garbage.
As of right now, the only teams in the West that should be given any serious consideration for the Stanley Cup are the Hawks and Kings. Dallas lacks defense and their goal-tending is not good enough for a cup victory. Traditionally to beat the Hawks/Kings you need better Corsi numbers and a save percentage around .925. The best on the Stars is Niemi with a .914 and that is NOT good enough for a deep playoff run. Especially when combined with the fact that they're averaging 2.6 goals given up a game.
The West is still the Hawks and Kings to lose.
>several teams with cup winning potential will fail because of finnish goaltending
>>64884906
preds is a weird team or maybe it's laviolette's system but predators let few shots but many prime a scoring chances. It leads to poor sv% and goalie won't be getting into that groove. The best is to let 30 about shots.
>>64884906
Well if we talk about how it is at this very moment yes, the preds have a lot of work to do. I don't think Dallas is any good. They're a meme team Idc who disagrees. The reason the Hawks and Kings are the favorites is because they're so well balanced in terms of offense defense and goaltending. Things will obviously change before he start of the playoffs though. We're only halfway there's a lot of hockey to be played.
>>64884940
They let like 23 shots last night and lost 3-2. Goaltending needs to improve otherwise that system is going to fail.
>>64884961
1000000% agree about Dallas. They're top heavy on offense and the defense is shallow.
Things wont change too much come playoffs though. The regular season paper tigers will do their dance and win their meaningless games, but they won't show up for the playoffs and will get trounced. It's the same thing that happens every year. The Blues lose in the first round, the Mild lose to the Hawks, the Kings have a cakewalk to the Hawks in the Western Final, the Western Final is a better series than the SCF, and the winner of that series goes on to face whomever beat up the special olympians of the Eastern Conference, most likely the Caps this year provided they don't blow it against some team like Detroit.
>>64885008
the number of shots is pretty meaningless, on the contrary it's a fact that when goalie faces over 30 shots his sv% is better. What matters are the scoring chances and Laviolette's system is leaking them.
>>64885024
Ohhhh I get what you're saying now.
>>64885008
That's why the playoffs have been a little stale the last few years because the kings and hawks have been trading cups each year. No team really has had a chance against them, especially the 2012 kings. They fucking steamrolled everybody.
>>64884735
Stars are winning it bud
>>64885345
Won't even make it out of the first round.
>>64885345
lel i refuse to believe that someone actually thinks this.
Is Kucherov elite?
>>64885633
NHL Russian Winger power rankings
1. Ovechkin
2. Tarasenkmeme
POWERGAP
3. Kucherov
can anyone even name one defenseman on the stars?
>>64879858
Swedes: why is Kenny Jönsson so red?
>>64881134
>that pig cow thing in the front row
How is the Canes mascot not the biggest meme on /hoc/?
>>64885821
Yurke yokepakke
Why is Scotty Bowman the Gretzky of coaches? He seems to have too many wins to even get close to beating
>>64885821
jyrki "the punisher" Jokipakka
>>64885880
Because he coached probably the best teams ever to play hockey in the 1970s canadiens
>>64885880
Hard to beat when he was the coach of the Habs dynasty and the 90s red wings. Really depends on how long quenneville intends to coach. If he's coaching the Hawks for the next few years that'll help a lot. Bowman coached for 35 years which also helps a lot.
>>64885930
I didn't know that. I always thought he was just the coach of the Red Wings
>>64885955
It's impossible under the salary cap. Even if he coaches another ten or fifteen years he won't even be close
>>64885969
He also won with the Penguins in the early 90s
He was such a shitty player that he was able to start coaching early
>>64885821
>>64880757
>Wienerpeg fans actually thought their team of oversized goons would be worth a shit
Literally delusion: the fan base
>>64885986
No if he coaches for another 15 years I think it'll be somewhat close. He needs to coach a contending team though. He's what 500 and change away from Scott?
>>64885821
Oh-Doo-ya
>>64886030
>>64886122
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>64885856
I-Is Stormy elite?
>>64884218
>finnish drafting
What can you Swedes tell me about Max Friberg? Will he make it in the NHL?
>>64881134
Seeing Carolina just 2 points out of a playoff spot is mind-boggling to me. Really thought they didn't have it in them to actually compete this year
Should Farnham get a suspension for his hit on Jaskin?
I don't think he will, but should he?
>>64886275
I hope the canes play fucking out of their mind and then suck so they're out of a top 4 draft pick. The only team that stands in the laffs way of a 1st overall is columbus. Edmonton is Edmonton though so I guess we'll see.
>>64886122
Absolutely based
>>64886296
If you still want the Staals, I hear Francis is expecting 1st rounders
>>64886231
Don't know tbqh. He played well in a WJC or two. Didn't even know he had been traded to Montreal until now. They don't really write much (if anything at all) about him in Sweden anymore. But who knows, perhaps he will be able to play on a third or fourth line some day.
>>64886324
Couple years ago maybe. Eric Staal has been one of my fav players for years but he doesn't fit into the laffs future plan.
>>64886324
>expecting instead of accepting
Never shitpost on 3 hours of sleep lads. Offer still stands though, I want a Pulju/Aho meme line in Raleigh
If Edmonton gets 1st overall again I may kill myself. They can't keep getting away with ruining young players careers.
>>64886338
I mean, both him and Skinner are actually somewhat resembling their prime years, which should drive the price up. I'm just worried that if the Canes don't actually make the playoffs, he'll bolt to a Cup contender for nothing. The fanbase loves him, but even we see the writing on the wall
>>64886324
ook_frok.png
>>64886391
Skinner yes he's only 23 so he's just approaching prime years. Eric Staal on the other hand is not. He's 31 and just about to start his regression. You would have to think the leafs won't really be competitive for at least another 2 to 3 years until their young players develop and progress. Staal would be in his mid 30s which doesn't make sense for this team. Don't get me wrong I love Staal I just think the window has passed for him on this team.
>>64886388
Nah, they should be sent to prison tbqh
>galchenyuk and DSP in the midst of scandal
>petry, weise, and gilbert injured
>pacioretty and subban furious and swearing at the media
>price still out indefinitely
>chemistry is in shambles
>therrien can't coach this team anymore
>bergevin can't acquire elite goalscoring
at least we still have Gally ;_;
>>64886663
This habs nose dive is fucking glorious. All those smuk fans when they were off to a good start can eat shit and die :^)
STOP RIGHT NOW AND POST PICTURES OF NHL PLAYERS BEING DEGENERATES
>>64886720
>those ripped jeans
>>64886720
doesn't take much of ovechkin to orgasm.
>>64886388
Nice rapist dubs but it won't stop them from getting Matthews and signing Stamkos
>>64886437
Don't save that pic reeee
>>64886914
Is that how he sucks Kane too?
>>64886833
>implying Stamkos would waste his prime years with a bottom 3 team
>>64886779
he looks like the nerd from the Breakfast Club
for those who joined /hoc/ the past few days, that's the girl he beated up and raped.
>>64886959
It's the other way around m8. Toes is the alpha male
>>64886968
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
What went wrong?
>mfw Canadian dollar continues to tank
>mfw dumb shitter alcoholic wiinipeg abbos lose their team AGAIN
>mfw the Thrashers win the 2022 publix bowl
feels good lads desu
>>64887171
The NHL doesn't need another useless American team with 5000 fans at each game.
>>64887064
Price was the lid on an empty box fäm
>>64887171
>mfw the Canadian dollar could be at ten cents and the Jets would still have more fans than the thrashers did
>>64887238
>>64887308
Looks like the abbos are scared? Mad that literally no one wants to play in your meme city? Mad that you can't attract elite talent?
>mfw Kovalchuk left for FUCKING NEW JERSEY because he knew he'd be in Winnipeg
>mfw Evander Kane requested a trade immediately after hearing of the relocation
Enjoy trading away your captain for peanuts. It's fun seeing how the team is already falling out of favor with the fans.
Remember when you were going to win the cup? :^)
>>64887389
>he thinks I'm a jets fan
I don't give a fuck if the Jets win 0 games from now until the end of the season. But anyone who has a brain knows Winnipeg actually has fans. The thrashers were a joke of an organization and everyone knows it.
>>64887453
Sure thing, bud ;^)
>mfw purrise the furry starts shit posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxqSWpcgwhM
>Christian Thomas was traded after this
Giroux is a fuckin badass. He looks like a coke dealer.
>rags
>>64887583
He's fucking shopped into oblivion in this pic
http://teamstre.am/1Kdr6IN
>feminists
>>64887171
Atlanta had and lost 2 hockey teams. You're delusional to think anybody would be dumb enough to try again.
>>64887583
>yfw he's a manlet
>>64887650
>flyover cuck literally mad at Coke, Waffle House, Publix and Delta
Just you wait, the Thrashers are coming back ;^)
>>64887628
>ywn be 21 having a 27 year old girlfriend
>>64887238
>Las Vegas
>>64887840
are you also a Rams fan?
>>64884255
>73 shots each
wow.
aussiepeg guy reporting in.
when are Canadians going to realise their best cup winning chance in the coming years?
>>64887983
kek, someone commented on that one time I posted this (I think it was Squid or another Sharks fan). I had it on rookie mode and played the full 20 minutes.
And that image you posted is great
>>64887984
Didn't you hear? >>64887389
And Canautist posters, at the start of the season, UNIRONICALLY claimed that abbopeg would win the division.
But, then again, that's Canadian hockey """""knowledge""""" for you
>>64888047
>caitlyn thinking he knows anything about hockey
That's cute.
>>64888047
>kane wanted out
which meant we got rid of a relatively useless player in exchange for Drew Strafford, and Tyler Myers... I'm fine with this.
The division they are in is undeniably the hardest in the entire league, but give them time and they will break through. I'm becoming doubtful about playoffs this year, but in the next few years, the Jets remain the only Canadian team that I think stands even a bit of a chance; unless maybe the habs fluke one, but honestly I just really really hope that wont happen.
>>64888078
Come on man, it's 2016! Americans can play hockey too, ya know! If you can play you can play ;^)
>>64888155
>tyler myers
>not useless
oh, my bad, just saw your flag
>>64888193
It was literally in my first post,
>Aussiepeg
but I guess that's just Americaitlyn observation skills. Kind of like how they can't see the Jets dynasty coming.
>>64888193
also just wait till late this year, I'm moving to New Brunswick; you wont be able to tell my shitposting apart from any of the Canadins. [Insert evil laugh here]
Say hello to the Kings new captain
>>64888341
>kongs
>>64888341
hello duthtin
>>64888341
Say hello to a kings fa... Oh, forget it
>>64888341
You think they'll cuck brown?
>>64888341
ANSE
N
S
E
I literally don't know anything about that player, except for his first name, like other player's first names and I don't know why
>>64888228
>Jets
>Dynasty
Sure thing, bud. Enjoy missing the playoffs for the next ~6 years before relocation
>>64888381
Brown will probably be an expansion draft pick
>>64888391
Nice crop dirty swede
KOPI
O
P
I
Why is /hoc so butthurt about Lundqvist? Is it because they're jealous about how good he is, how big he is in USA/New York or is /hoc/ just buttmad about the Rangers in general?
where the clip art pigs at
>>64888450
>rags
>>64888403
>anse
>>64888471
>saving interracial gay porn on your own computor
>>64888398
I hope so
>>64888521
joke's on you, it's saved on a cloud drive ;)))
also
>rags
>Hodgson on waivers
>Kassian in the minors
>still bumping with Prust in the line up
Canucks are fucking wizards yo
>>64888471
>subban_upottaa_kutinsa_lundqvistin_haarojen_välistä.jpg
>>64888179
Americaitlyns aren't white enough to be good at hockey
>63%
>>64888444
>tfw not done yet
Kings holding out for Stamkos?
>>64888565
Kassian got called up
>>64888341
So, excluding Kopitar's salery next season, don't know if it's 10 all seasons our how they have chosen to do it, their cap will be at 60.
So it's 60 + whatever salery Kopitar will have and Lucic, Lewis, Ehrhoff, Shenn, McBain and Enroth all need new contracts next season. Or if they could trade/sign new players.
Aren't they going to have cap issues?
>10 mil per for 8 years
just puked all over. fucking disgusting and good night for Kings.
>>64888685
All those people are probably going, the only people they'll try to keep is Lucic and maybe Lewis.
>>64888691
Blackhawks have that same thing x2, they're doing fine
>>64888741
>blackhawks doing fine
other than that they are not and it's only going to get more difficult.
>>64888741
>All those people are probably going, the only people they'll try to keep is Lucic and maybe Lewis.
Okay, cool. But they will still need new players to fill up those spots. And why get rid of Enroth, he's been doing pretty well I though?
>>64888672
called up to the nearest pub?
>>64888610
At least my country doesn't have prayer rooms for muzzies in their fucking banks
>>64888879
That's just how the cap works now. Kopi is definitely a top center in the league therefor he should be paid like one.
>>64888914
Right you just elect niggers
>>64887650
>>64887238
if you put the stadium by the MLS one where al the whites and soccer moms you would fill the rink everynight.
>>64888610
well, americaitlyn teams are pretty much filled with canacucks and finn[not sure what the joke ending] players, which kind of questions the actual American dominance of the Stanley Cup.
In Australia we have a rugby league series played every year called State of Origin. In it everyone who is selected is forced to play for the first state they ever played rugby in, so even if a Brisbane player first played for a small Sydney team he would have to play for New South Wales rather than Queensland even if he now plays for the Brisbane Broncos'. This leads to an intense state vs state battle, with people who (generally) are from the general area (Australia has about as much land mass as the United States however only 8 states so each state actually covers a large range.) of the supporters.
However I have kind of diverged, I'm just thinking, if the NHL had a similar competition, involving Canada, US, Finland, Russia; It would actually be spectacularly interesting to watch..
>my disclaimer I add to this post is that I am stupidly drunk and all opinions should be ignored... I apologise for nothing.
>>64888947
>this is our year
>>64888879
They have good prospects. Forbort will be in the lineup for good next season. Mersche replaces Lewis. Enroth is good, but it's not like they can't find a replacement for him, maybe he'll resign though
>>64888947
To be fair our nigger killed the world's most famous mooslem
He's also responsible for record setting drone strikes on Trudeau's friends in the middle east
>>64888984
>That filename
You imply Canadian teams will make the playoffs
>>64889015
this is yours
>>64889018
>>64888947
>>64888914
>>64888610
It's the current year, people.
>>64889024
>habs
>>64888923
Haven't claimed anything else.
>>64889009
Cool, thanks for the answer.
>>64888947
Niggers>Muslims
>>64889054
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>64889073
>not /pol/,
just fuck off?
yeah
>>64889018
>Obama killed him
lel no, Navy SEALS with 10+ years of intelligence files killed him, Obama just took credit.
Obama is shit, he lied about everything and expanded war to Libya and Syria.
>CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!
>>64889046
At least he's white
>>64889073
Lol this damage control
>>64889094
I like you, Aussie. Are you the one that was asking for a team?
>>64889094
I'm confused; That flag is there and it's not me posting.
>>64889185
>63%
are my american friends trying to win the powerball?
>>64889137
Nah, I'm the Jets fan.
>>64889182
Fuck off, I'm allowed this flag, it's mine.,
>>64887865
>mfw I'm 21 having a 26 year old gf
>>64889233
I'm not white so I don't care about that :3
But I can actually arm myself during the coming jihad, how about you? >:)
>>64889185
you do realize we have as high of a guns per capita ownership ratio as the US right?
>>64889237
The powerball win will go to some white- or black trash person.
>>64889255
>not white
Not surprised, really.
I have a PAL, my ignorant nigger friend
>>64889253
tfw I am 36 and married to a 29 year old...
>>64889333
>>64889253
What's her son's favorite team?
>>64889367
no kids. best choice in life ever.
>>64888610
with the exception of Seth Jones, most of the nonwhite hockey players are from Canada. :^)
>>64889270
Source on that please. Also don't you guys only have shitty hunting rifles?
>>64889303
Oh good. I'm sure that will help you when Canadians are outnumbered 10 to 1 my soon to be goat fucking friend :)
>this fag kid is now earning a shitload of money in the NHL, while playing on the top line with an A on his chest
>hockey wasn't even his "future profession"
>you're sitting on 4chan
>>64889430
Why do you feel the need to describe yourself? Stop bloggin m8.
>>64889414
Maybe do some research before trolling, Miguel. You are making your country look bad
>>64889046
you should be ashamed. I feel embarassed on your behalf. Clearly, your parents brought you up encouraging you to view shelter seeking as something shameful.
>>64889430
What's wrong with Franzan? Is he never gonna play again?
>>64889253
does she work for you too? if so, I am jealous of you.
>>64889477
Yes, it is me, Niklas Kronwall. Feel free to ask any questions.
>>64889502
Too many concussions. I hope he doesn't play again tbqh, for his own sake.
I tried to tell you all, but you didn't listen.
LOUIS DOMINGUE IS ELITE
>>64889483
>You are making your country look bad
Says the guy whose country is about to be overrun by ISIS. I see you still haven't addressed that?
>>64889539
I believe you (you)d the wrong person
>>64889597
are you sure?
>/int/ shitposting again
Time to get on topic
>>64889587
some jihadists just attacked California, not Canada
You'd think a filthy spic like you would be concerned with that, too busy smoking meth and molesting your hundreds of cousins?
>>64889638
no, I am 21 and my 26 year old gf does not work for me. She actually makes more money than me desu
>>64889639
>RAGS
>>64889587
list the terrorist attacks in Canada that have occurred in the last 30 years that were not by local nutcases and autists claiming to be muslims.
Now list the same for the US
I think we win that round.
>>64889587
>mfw trump bans muslims and they all come here
>>64889660
>this raging canacuck
>>64889766
keep postin
also...why do hockey girls love being sluts so much?
>>64889776
>get blown out for being a beaner
>claim white guy is mad
Pathetic, I'm glad you stinky smelly kings fans can't handle the cold.
>>64889746
why would muslims destroy what they will soon inherit without a fight
>>64889661
that's not what I meant, but you answered my question.
>>64889833
Canadian chick's love hockey players just like American chick's love football players.
>>64889746
I'm not comparing number of attacks. Reading comprehension, Canada. I need you to focus real hard for a second.
What I'm saying is that the incoming wave of muslim immigrants is going to populate canada faster than whites. You're literally going to be out bred til they're the majority.
>>64889851
You're right, cold weather year round is pretty gay. But your new muslim friends won't take issue with it :)
remember the year the jackets were Better than the capitals
>>64888341
god bless you kopi, well deserved
>mfw the leafs lost again fucking kadzi
>>64890054
LAFFS will probably win tonight
FLYERS ARE FUCKING ELITE AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT
>>64888341
Being a good player on the ice has nothing to do with your locker room presence.
Brown is captain for a reason, even if you never see that reason.
If you notice a lot of grinders are assistant captains or captains around the league. Something about their personality is good for leadership.
>>64890185
Jackets are more elite
>>64890216
Thus is the reason foligno is captain, you can see how bad they are without his enthusiasm on ice
>>64890185
>lottery team
>elite
Why are you still doing this? It's been months
>>64890314
Reminder that the flyers were a playoff team 2-3 years ago
>>64889883
Kind of like America being overrun by smelly beaners like you?
>>64890437
Not that guy but I think the big difference between beaners and muslims is that beaners explode a LOT less often.
>>64889587
If they are, they're taking their time. They haven't even approved my visa yet...
>>64890543
I guarantee that beaners are involved in more crime and murder than muslims.
And America is going to be overran in like 15 years
>>64890437
Beaners at least bring good food, what do Muslims bring?
>John Scott assigned to AHL
MEMERS BTFO
Enough with all this fucking political talk. If you wish to engage in autism go to fucking /pol/ and don't come back.
>Michel Therrien still hasn't been fired
>>64890721
Hating degeneracy
>>64890724
he will get called up right before the ASG
>>64890674
Have you been ignoring what's happening in Germany/the rest of Europe right now?
All their new Syrian buddies are committing mass sex assaults. Europe was comfy af before they arrived.
>>64890785
Guy, ta yeule.
>two obese NEETS argue racial politics in a /hoc/ thread
Back to /int/ you wastes of life.
>tfw no mountain to play hockey on
>>64890809
Have you been ignoring the Mexicans selling drugs and murdering and raping you?
>>64890961
Found the redditer
>>64891076
>posting reddit memes
>is defending Mexicans in a hoc thread
LA fan confirmed.
>>64891046
Seems like every time someone mentions how muslims are going to fuck your country up, you divert to us.
Also mexicans are pretty based. I have a mexican lady come and clean my place once a month. They work hard unlike nigs and don't ask for much. I'm gonna miss them when Trump is elected.
>>64891046
Mahmoud, plz.
>>64891192
Yeah you don't see mexicans on the news upset the country they came to doesn't provide for them. They do a lot or work and don't complain
>>64891168
You caught me. Me on the left.
>>64891192
>>64891310
Why are these dirty spics in a hockey thread?
>>64891310
there are a lot of lazy Mexicans who do complain.
If you're implying you've never seen/heard of/met one then I know you're lying.
Though the most annoying thing about mexicans is how much they litter/trash the places. They treat everywhere as if they don't even care about it, because they don't. They refuse to identify with the country they live in.
This is the real reason people hate them.
>>64888471
Damn when did this happen?
Who is the best player in the NHL and why is it Jamie Benn?
>>64891717
i think you spelled brandon saad wrong
>tfw /hoc/ posting in the Canadian House of Commons (here for model parliament)
In an official statement from the house I have to say:
Rags are shit tbqh and the Laffs will be the next Canadian team to win a cup in 2020-2021.
>>64891030
I will trade one mountain for one hockey
>>64891740
>(here for model parliament)
lol, nerd.
>>64891892
>implying you're not a kissless virgin
Don't kill me
>>64891717
Brent Burns desu senpai
>>64891952
Now that's bellow the belt.
>>64891740
>tfw /hoc/ posting in the Canadian House of Commons
>House of Commons
>Commons
>thinking laffs will win
Fucking casual
>>64892090
>not trusting in Babcock and the young dynasty incoming
It's like you enjoy being wrong.
>>64892088
Probably the first time anyone's been below your belt
>>64892090
laffs will win tonight they are playing the leljackets
>>64892174
Ayyy
>mfw no finnish shitposters
Someone called? :D
>>64892572
Binland :D
>>64881229
WAY LATE ON THIS REPLY BUT KROENEKE OWNS THE AVS NOT THE BLUES
>tfw spent the day golfing
>tfw nice and warm at home now making a nice soup for dinner
Who else /comfy/ here
>>64892405
why do you keep posting this gif?It's not funny and everyone knows the Devils are shit.
>>64893197
>soup for dinner
Why?
>>64893621
It's chilly out. It's a nice warm meal. I'm having it with some bread and salad.
>>64886339
This
Carolina wins lottery for 2nd pick. Hopefully 3rd pick needs D prospects. Canes trade LA 1st + (Pesce, Slavin, or Fleury) + Ryan Murphy for 3rd.
Laine/Aho/Pulju :DDDDDD MEMES EXTREMES
>>64893197
I'm also making soup for dinner, except I had to shovel snow recently. Spent most of the day inside playing AOE2.
>inb4 neet
I start classes next week.
>>64888672
Scrivens is a huge leftist cuck.
Worst personality in the league.
FUCK "THE PROFESSOR"
>>64894051
You sound triggered.
>>64886275
The problem for Carolina has been goaltending. They were actually a mediocre team but Ward/Lack were fucking terrible. Now that the D corp has been magically fixed by some young gun miracles and Ward can actually stop a goal with glove, the team can be mediocre, potential Wild Card team.
I doubt it though, they're in too big of a hole, and this '2 points out of the playoffs' is just false parity. They're hot right now, but will cool down without a miracle.
Either way their relevance is good for ticket sales. With the end of football and their hot streak, attendance is back to a mediocre norm. PNC is so nice and big though, that if the Canes could just fucking get good they'd rake in cash.
http://www.nhltraderumors.me/2016/01/breaking-canadiens-alex-galchenyuks.html
you will never get bullied by your qt frog gf
>>64894295
>cantpucks
>kongs
what's more pathetic to /hoc/? the habs holding on to their ancient glory or the cantpucks holding on to their almost glory from a few years ago?
>>64894676
the kongs could still catch the hawks. it seems unlikely to me that they will if chicago plays this way during the play offs, but i wouldnt rule out another kongs meme run
>>64894606
>tfw just tried to reconnect with gf who dumped me and she said its a bad idea
i feel so fucking shit
>>64894934
you need some time with your bros
>>64894934
You do know that you're a complete idiot?
>>64887389
This.
> Kane willing to go to BUFFALO so he won't have to live in the tundra
> Jets fans wearing tracksuits to mock Kane, only for them to get shot down by the East's worst team and then the Shorks a few days later.
A tinpot team from a tinpot town. Shock.
>>64894934
basically >>64895090
The worst thing she could've done to you is say yes. Getting dumped means you need to cut that person out of your life for at least a couple months. To where it won't make you feel shit if you can't be on speaking terms again. To where they are just another person.
>>64895148
It's been more than a month.. She was speaking about moving in together in her country literally a week before dropping it all..
I saw my life with her..
>>64895043
Yeah i got that at least.
Heard that Kopitar might make 10 million over eight years LELMAOOOOOO!!
>>64895320
You need to do stuff to get her off your mind as much as possible man.
>>64895385
and tampons are gonna get conned into giving stamkos 13
>>64895320
In my experience, alcohol helps alleviate emotional pain quite well.
>>64895320
>>64894934
>>/r9k/
>>64895433
Dubs confirms
Yzer-xir btfo
>>64895414
yeah i know, i thought i was over her already. Even fucked a couple girls in the time in between. Just getting rejected today was tough cause I finally had to face the facts that its not happening anymore.
>>64895447
Two glasses of whiskey down already
>>64895462
true, but no games yet anyway so its all shit posting anyway
>>64882525
Until he hurt his knee, he was...
(wait for it)
...ELITE.
>>64895490
turning to alcohol to help with emotional distress is a terrible mistake bruv
dont drink too much or it just makes you feel worse
>>64890216
>Duthtin Bwown
>good captain
pick one
>>64895320
if it's that far, it may never be possible.
On topic: Who wants Eric Staal? We'll give him to you for your 2016 1st, no prospect needed. He's no longer a true 1C, but basically an overslotted 2nd line winger/center for a cup team at this point. Upside too, is that being on a good team returns him to prime form.
>>64895532
>this guy
You obviously don't know what you're talking about.
A couple of days of drinking and activity with friends is exactly what the Frenchman needs.
>>64895532
yeah I drink to excess only if i'm minorly sad or upset.
true depression calls for intense sobriety/exercise/vegetables, no joke. Force your body to feel good (longterm-wise), it helps.
>>64895542
>giving up a first for le can't skate or shoot man
I pity whoever does this
>>64895511
list of teams not improved by getting rinne
>habs
>rags
>kongs
>>64895582
Sekera brought back a 1st and a prospect last year.
It's a seller's market at the deadline. You overpay for players because it's a rental. Canes would obviously have to pay YOU to take him off their hands if he was signed through next year.
>>64895616
It wasn't worth it for shitkera and it damn sure wouldn't be for staal, the dude is an absolute shadow of his former self.
>>64895540
His team won two Stanley cups with him as that role.
It would be crazy to change something that works just because some Canadian "fan" doesn't like the guy on a personal level.
You seem to be under the impression your opinion actually matters. This is the mistake you made. :^)
>>64895678
>implying brown was the reason they won the cup
if anything he is detrimental to their chances. Having a fourth liner as the face of the team is just dumb. Doughty should be captain, good Canadian boy.
>>64895678
His cap hit hinders the Kings. That's a fact.
>>64895669
While I agree with you, I still think some team will do it.
He better be moved too, I don't want to hear any of this 'few points out of the playoffs' bs. We don't move Staal and I guarantee you, you get no playoffs and no futures.
>>64895678
>butthurt duthtin defenders
He was literally carried by superior players: doughty, kopitar, quick, Williams
Pretty ironic that this Mexican hockey fan this his opinion is relevant.
>>64890444
underrated trips
>>64895565
>>64895580
This tbph
Getting plastered a few times to fall asleep is alright. I'm going to move on eventually anyway.
Fuck it. We're all going to make it.
>skipped game v islanders because lol "joke" of the nhl was at it again early.
>instinctively dial FSO when I get home.
>BJ's on.
>they can't even make eye contact with the camera.
Let's go jokers.
>>64882525
"elite" goaltenders are always system babbies to some degree.
It would be nice to see what other goaltenders could do on those teams with "elite" goalies. Lets say put Bobrovsky or Varlamov on Nashville, would there honestly be any drop off? probably not, you may even see a slight improvement as those guys have a higher "talent" potential, they just play on shit teams with no defense and naturally give half assed efforts sometimes as a result.
>>64885633
More elite than stamkos
>>64884294
>rags
>>64895752
I don't even like LA.
I like them more when they miss the playoffs.
The thing is, I'm not so stupid I think on ice talent leads to good leadership in your personality. But you seem to actually be that stupid, congratulations on this achievement.
No amount of
>BUT OTHER PLAYERS HAVE MORE TALENT!
can disprove reality.
Its like you didn't even comprehend the original post, you just went right into being a dumbass. Which must come naturally for you.
>>64891740
underage b&
>>64895882
(you)
>>64895891
Don't do that
>>64886030
>>64895865
>he thinks a C on a jersey makes a shitty grinder a good leader
Great leaders lead by example, something duthtin can't do because he is an untalented beta male with a lisp.
Even massive casuals know that team is lead by doughty and kopitar.
>>64894934
>tfw tried to reconnect with gf that ended 2 years ago and she already had a one year old son
>>64895565
k friend
>>64891030
All that lovely scenery and I'm staring at how perfectly they cleared the snow.
>>64891796
underrated post.
>>64894934
Normies raus
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>64896232
>21 posts early
TOP KEK
>>64896232
Eat shit and die Grease
>rags
>>64896442
>rags
whos winning tonight /hoc/
>>64896726
Columbus < Toronto
Boston > Philadelphia
Florida > Calgary
Ottawa > Anaheim
>>64896789
alright thanks
rip my money
>>64896789
I want the opposite of every one of your picks
>>64896853
Me too desu
I want a dank night of games
>americans getting themselves cücked
>using swedish boats to do so
Please stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0j1DJE2Iz8
>>64896836
Rip you money, maybe ;^)
>>64896853
Inshallah rafīq
>>64896974
>>64897001
:/
>>64897046
Sweden yes
>>64897107
>>64897107
>>64897107
>>64897107
Blue Jackets @ Leafs
>>64897146
New
>>64881301
>if we get a top 5 pick for martin jones
>>64886122
>>64894676
Nothing better than seeing a Sedin get btfo
>>64881972
>rags
Good morning