Blackhawks going for 8 wins in a row at home against a Division Rival. Blackhawks get to deal with newly acquired player Ryan Johansen. Dis should be gud.
>Q's contract extended 3 years
Neat.
Game coverage starts 7:30PM CST.
Who /feels as sick as Anisimov/ here?
Fuck this winter
who /channelflipping/ here
>>64875000
Anisimov is sick? Ah fuck me running.
>that homeless man creeping on those girls behind Konroyd
>>64875000
You must drink more.
>>64875040
Funny, that's what the doctor said. Little does she know...
>>64875000
I haven't gotten sick yet and that worries me.
>>64874954
Go Preds!
>>64875000
sleep more
>>64875079
That was my thought last week.
>everyone else in the office is sick
>feelin' fine
Turns out I was just being lulled into a false sense of security
>>64875117
I mean, I know it's coming. And it's usualy brutal.
I just want to get this shit over with.
Is there a CSN stream somewhere?
Let's get score predictions bros.
I'm going 4-3 Hawks.
>>64875000
SoDak here
fucking sore throat. can barely swallow. fug.
>>64875290
4-1 Hawks
>Nystrom finally scratched
TYBG
>>64875280
p-pls respond
Anyone else notice that youtube has turned almost unusable on Comcast during peak hours? Last 3-4 nights it's nothing but buffering from like 6-9pm
Hopefully Anisimov doesnt have Inducosis. That would be really bad for the team. Fuck you Preds
time for drunk
>>64875455
>using jewtube
Are you 12
>>64875505
>he doesn't watch goaltenders flipping out for 15 minutes instead of watching Konroyd's "keys"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v9wZF-aQ9U
>almost a breakaway 30seconds into the game
>TFW Breadman/Kane/Teuvo is a line
Oh my god it's happening!
>dick panic
Heh.
How long will it take for Panik to go full Morin and get traded again.
>>64875617
Are Q's daughters in town?
>>64875635
Probably, so I give it All Star Weekend
>>64875635
You're asking the wrong person.
>>64875690
You need a girl nigga. Just go for it.
>F R E E E G G M C M U F F I N
>>64875712
He's content with his waifu. Leave him be.
>>64875712
And here we go again.
I'd kill for a player like Neal over Pickles.
Three weeks in the summer heat really makes this winter feel a lot fucking colder. How do people do this year in, year out?
>>64875780
what if we got a hooker to cosplay for you?
who /selena gomez live/ here?
>>64875785
What the fuck are you doing in the US? Also if I get the chance I am moving back to New Mexico. Winters are mild and the summer's aren't as bad as the midwest.
>>64875742
I can't help but feel for him. He seems like a gud guy desu.
>>64875780
Whats stoppin you m8.
RIP Bowie
I am still sad, Rebel Rebel.
>>64875785
We just do. Life is miserable in the first place. Winter is just the negative emotions of life manifested in the form of nature.
>>64875797
wut
>>64875795
Good one. I laughed hard at that.
>>64875795
It's not the same unless she adapts the mannerisms of whatever she's cosplaying as.
>>64875841
hmmmm....that probably costs extra
>>64875850
It does. Not that i've looked into it or anything..
>blackhawks PP
Oh lawdy.
>>64875821
>>64875805
>>64875785
Winter is the best, if you are white, you have the genes for it.
Toughen up barbie.
>>64875850
fore a hooker to act 2d yeah im sure that costs an arm and a leg.
>>64875889
Tried picking up someone at a convention or something m8?
>>64875905
Only thing I hate about winter are the sub-zero windchills. Everything else is fine.
>Preds actually killed a penalty
nice
>>64875905
You toughen up faggot cuck boy. Dont tell me what to do
>>64875957
a little numbness just makes the malort taste better
>>64875957
Thats where cuddling with a cutie in front of a fireplace comes in m8.
Not that you would know.
>>64875971
maybe mommy can put you in a sweater, candyass
Good evening gents.
>>64875990
If you ain't warm enough, you ain't thinking about your waifu hard enough
>>64875990
Sick burn m8.
>Blackhawks shorthanded
sasuga Shaw
God damn it Shaw.
is it just me or is this period taking a long fucking time
>>64876006
It'll be ur mum that puts my cock in her snatch sweater
>>64876071
>enjoy your herpes
>>64875922
>cons
I hate them, but it seems it's the cheapest option.
>>64876068
Game started 30 minutes later, so that's why shit feels weird.
Its really hard trying to watch both the Bulls game and the Blackhawks game.
>>64876084
>i already have herpes
>>64876088
>people go to gatherings to see fat people trying to cosplay while buying overpriced shit
Explain this shit. Why.
>>64876128
well then you're all set, you're in luck too, she has a thing for nancyboys
>>64876128
>not going with "where do you think your mom got them"
for shame
>>64875974
Malort is my drink of choice
>>64876147
it made sense before the internet, now you can talk to whoever you want and buy whatever you want
>>64876100
It is for some reason tonight. I thought it was just me.
>>64876100
The Bulls are dropping spaghetti everywhere, it's almost halftime, it's pretty previsible
>another penalty
for fuck sake
>>64876195
bulce have been ass lately
painful to watch
>>64876188
>>64876147
>explain this shit
I can't. I just can't.
>>64876223
Bulce suck thh
>>64876195
Hello Spaniard
>>64876147
>go for the special guests and concerts
>have a good time
>immediately leave as soon as said events are over
>don't talk to anyone in the process
Problem solved.
>>64876229
its a good place to go to hang with nerds, do some drugs, hit on nerdgirls, see some weird shit
dont know why youd buy any of the overpriced shit there tho
>>64876195
Totally expected that. Big shock har har har
>>64876223
They were coming off a five game win streak. They played like homos against Washinton though
>>64876223
They started 2016 great, but now... back to the old ways. I hope the Blackhawks don't disappoint today
>>64876228
It tastes good m8
>>64876274
no good. you can still smell them
>>64876284
>do some drugs
Like good drugs, or just pot?
>>64876290
>washington & atlanta
ftfy
>>64876259
Hi, how has the game been during the first minutes?
>>64876337
mushrooms when you get up, x when they wear off
some pot & tequila throughout
>>64876274
I was talked into going to a con once and my god was it the most confronting bullshit I have ever endured. I refuse to let my video game hobby over run my life and be common knowledge among my friends and holy fucking shit I never realized people could give up on life in such a complete way then I did once I saw them roaming the floor at cons salivating over figurines they were probably gona hot glue as soon as they got home.
>>64876337
Tbh all drugs scare me besides pot shrooms and alcohol
>>64876284
>do some drugs, hit on nerdgirls, see some weird shit
I assume this is how it's like if you have a hotel room reserved. Can't imagine this otherwise.
>>64876344
Yeah forgot about Atlanta
>that entire exchange between Pat and Eddie
>>64876387
never went to a con without a room
gotta have a place to bang if you find a doable nerdgirl
and a place to smoke/drink/etc
>>64876378
LSD is better then shrooms and safe.
>>64876372
Too many penalties. Okay otherwise.
>>64876378
so like the good ones
>>64876422
I don't understand what is going on with Pat and Eddie but I do know its pure gold
SHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEWWWWWWWWWW
shaq daddy
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SHAQ
SCAAAARRRRRRR
>>64876440
intensity is a bit much, shrooms are much more mellow in my experience
also SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRR SHAW
SCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!
SHAW THE MUTT WITH THE FUCKING REBOUND
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>64876482
Maybe. I did do LSD in a pretty active environment.
>>64876444
Thanks for the update
>another penalty
what
the
fuck
man
>>64876525
Yeah LSD kills me. I like more mellow stuff
>>64876439
How easy are nerd girls to get?
>>64876375
>mushrooms when you get up, x when they wear off
Fuck ye-
>some pot & tequila throughout
Oh god no.
>Hossa Breakaway
NEVER
EVER
>>64876533
They've had a few nice chances though
>>64876563
Smoke pot first then a fan slowly drink.
Drinking before smoking is the worst idea ever.
I've done that once and I puked all over my buddies carpet.
>>64876557
Are you relatively attractive and not a ham beast, can you actually engage in discourse without exploding into spaghetti? If you can and arnt fucking hideous and don't behave like a creeper you should be fine.
>>64876525
>>64876538
Have had my share of trips, but in a crowded environment full of strangers, Id prefer not to have the walls melting. Hence shrooms.
>>64876563
gotta have a flask on you, the pot to take the edge off. tequila is just my preference (caza)
>>64876602
This is actually bullshit and don't trust what he says.
Have drugs/alcohol and attend raves and you'll get someone.
Being nice and respectful gets you jack shit
>>64876602
I dont blow up in spaghetti, but rather have nothing to say.
Just curious is all. Never went to a con nor do I plan on going.
>>64875356
Still have my money on this
>>64876602
plain looking, lumberjack fit, no spaghetti
nerdgirls are a challenge in their own way, but not hard to talk to at all, just not necessarily easy
>>64876636
who said shit about being nice and respectful if you rock up to a girl and just fumble a bag of drugs out of your pocket you arnt smashing her. She will string you along like the piece of shit you are. Being able to carry a conversation has literally nothing to do with being nice to a girl.
mmmmmmmmmm
The older Shaw grows the more he looks like he is experiencing puberty.
Coach Q confirmed for roiding.
>>64876613
Pot is so boring to me I just don't bother.
A flask of scotch though...
>>64875476
You still here Inducosis bro
>>64876858
idk, bring a flask of bourbon/scotch and everyone wants some.
bring some good tequila and everyone is like, tequila? ill pass.
>more for me
>>64876701
PANKANE
>>64876668
You are at a con ask her whats she is into then go from there its ezpz
>>64876898
The point of the flask is to keep it hidden. If they know you have failed
>dat blond behind konroyd
INDUCOSIS
C
O
S
I
S
INDU
cmon sexual predators beat the chickenhawk
>>64876960
This. It's like a concealed weapon.
That you can drink .
>>64877005
>>64877043
pedosota is playing buffalo tho
>>64877043
>thinking the Preds can win on the road
>>64877043
>sexual predators
Oh you.
>>64877077
dubs for inducosis awareness
>dat dribbler
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE SHIT
im I the only sex predator fan on the awful board
Well i almost had a heart attack
Where's my defibrilator?!
>>64877179
>almost
That will change.
>>64877164
Crawford almost unwillingly left in a softy.
>>64877177
Im a preds fan but not really more of a Vols fan
#inducosis
>>64877177
pretty sure there's at least four of us
>>64877177
I like them, and relate to being a sexual predator.
>>64877179
Wait for it
>>64877210
Well that is certain I just had lunch and the hawks are playing the leditors
>>64876689
I bet ur a grill lel
>>64876858
I prefer pot to alcohol anyday of the week. The only side effect is waking up a little tired. Alcohol on the other hand...i like drinking but i hate waking up hungover orneven slightly hungover
>>64877297
try again bub If you can't take control of a conversation what sort of beta are you its literally basic instinct for men.
>mfw predators have inducosis
>i have no face when
>post yfw Nashville
GET EM SHAQ DIESEL
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR NUMBER 2
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HOSSA FUCKING BULLIED A PRED AND POTENTIAL SHAWZER HATTY!
SHAW AGAIN CAN HE BE STOPPED
Hossa got both apples right?
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SHAQ 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
/hats/ when?
I'm thinking 3rd
Lgtss Shaw hattie
>Shaw scores again from a Hoss assist
Plz edit the JUST meme to have Rinne bros
Somebody
>>64877423
This season has had so many 2 goal scorers who just can't get the 3rd I want it to happen pls let the hatty happen.
I'm relying on you guys to commentate the game as I'm watching the state of the union
>tfw no competent goalie coach
>>64877458
why waste your time with that shit?
>>64877458
This is only okay during the intermission so you don't have to listen to Konroyd
>Cusb
>>64877471
This. If you care about news you already know what they'll say. If you don't care about news, you don't care what they'll say.
based Rizzo
>>64877471
>>64877503
It's President Obama's last one so I want to hear what he'll say since he doesn't have to give a shit anymore.
Plus I liked the Jimmy Smits season of the West Wing
my boyfriend is watching this game and i have no idea what is going on
is this the final?
>>64877517
>lies & memes
>>64877523
Nope but if you come back and the Hawks are there the thread would be about the same.
Okay more defibs but mostly the same
>>64877523
Don't lie
>>64877523
>>64877541
Also more shitposting. Probably by salty Kings/Anaheim fans.
Who has the best Italian food in Chicago?
>>64877611
An Italian
>>64877611
>Italian Food
They are all shit really.
>>64877611
>Who has the best Italian food in Chicago?
You just started a fucking war, you know that?
>>64877611
jesus dude
Best pizza you dumb bitches.
Who gots it?
BLLLEEEEEOOOOWWWWWWN THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>64877685
A Pizzeria
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SEABS!
SEAAAAAAAABSSSSS
SCAAAAAAAARRRRR
SEABS
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
>Biscuit
FUCKING CRAWSHIT DIEEEEE
SEABSY BOI
>probably should have been a penalty
>doesn't matter anyway because the Preds aren't going to win regardless
at least it's not a shutout
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
RIBEIRO
LMAO
BLACKCOCKS
GET BTFO FAGCOCKS
Fug
>Preds score after Blackhawks score
not this shit again.
Fuck, it's hard to keep up with the Bulls and the Blackhawks
>>64877779
literally cucked
>>64877648
I really like Il Vicinato and Pompei
>>64877755
>most dangerous lead
>>64877450
I hope this is good enough
fucking nigga slipped and its a penulty lmao
>>64877861
kek
I feel for Rinne. somethings really wrong with the man
That was a weak call both ways.
>embellishment
refs just making shit up now I guess
>>64877861
>neck and hands are still black
>>64877887
He has poo in his hip.
He has poo hip.
Good ole poo hip.
desu
senpai
cuck
baka
>>64877900
JUST
>>64877907
No, he recovered from that and was playing Vezina good last season before he fucked up his knee. Hasn't been the same since that.
>>64877935
So now he's poo knee.
Or is he Wounded Knee Creek?
>>64875356
4-1 in bound
>>64877949
Rey Mysterio Knee
>>64877971
who
>>64877965
getting outshot 30-17
leading 3-1
>pekka pls
>them waifs on skates
hnnnnnggggghhh
Again, what is your favorite place to get Italian from?
>>64878119
The dominant shots for is probably the worst part of it. Rinne's performance almost doesn't matter that much since he can't get a shutout every game even if he was good and that's basically what they'd need to win any games. I feel like there's more games where they do this than games like the Colorado one where they might have won if he played better.
>>64878238
Fazoli's
>>64878238
My kitchen. Or labriola
thank you neti pot you are my greatest friend
>>64878383
>neti pot
Please tell me you didn't just use tap water
>>64878394
nope. premium gallon of jewel distilled water. don't want brain slugs
>>64878406
Good man. Learned all about that shit last quarter in pharm school. People are idiots man.
>>64878238
desu i can't recall any good italian place i've been to here. I usually just go to steakhouses, mexican or ethnic shit like indian or random eastern euro places
>bulce lose
at least we got the hocks
Was the Jackman penalty the only legit one tonight? Refs have been iffy as fuck
>>64878542
Pretty much. Refs have been shit towards both teams tonight
>>64878565
they don't have a plane to catch
>>64878460
You cannot go wrong with places on Taylor Street or around UIC in general.
>>64878560
Well there's also Olive Garden but my wardrobe isn't classy enough to meet their requirements for entry.
why would the president schedule a state of the union address during a blackhawks game? pretty tasteless on his part imo
>>64878606
Oh come on, just go to Pompeii
>>64878619
I think what's worse is that he scheduled it during both a Hawks and Bulce game
>>64878606
well fuck it let's just go to carrabbas
Wait, if Mike Fisher is married to Carrie Underwood, doesn't that make her Carrie Fisher?
>>64878642
and he claims he's a chicago sports fan
>>64878606
>Italian
>not Puerto Rican
>>64878664
yeah she legally changed it but uses Underwood professionally
>>64878688
>Mike Fisher
>>64878682
not a fan of puerto rican food, it's like they collectively decided to make bland versions of mexican food and throw plantains on everything
>>64878724
plantain aka the poor person's banana
>>64878724
I was poking fun as to who works in the kitchens at Olive Garden.
Shit joke is shit.
>>64878752
woops, sorry man
>>64878747
you cook them more like a vegetable than a fruit though, not really a replacement
>>64878752
I caught that one
>>64878774
Yucca is better imo
They are being far more subtle about trying to get Shaw that hattie.
>>64878774
banantatoes
>>64877861
Top kek, it's even better because only his face is white
>>64878774
And that's why they're poor. they're sitting around cooking their banana substitutes rather than eating a nice fresh banana like a member of the upper class.
This theory is bulletproof.
>>64878813
the thing is, bananas also suck
Empty netter for >>64875356 score when?
>>64878829
yeah, but it's difficult to have a republic without them
also dat potassium
>Eddie having difficulties reading a promo
>>64878829
I can't stand bananas on their own. They're fucking bland as shit
>6 and 6:30 pm starts for the next two weeks
This is bullshit
>>64878892
>the Laffs matchup is coming
Shit's gonna be awful.
>>64878913
This lopsided possession. We don't even need a PP.
>3:35 in the turd
>second game in a row
What is this madness
>>64878945
why is he so fucking angry every video or webm I have seen of this guy he is trying to fucking murder someone.
>>64878974
imagine being a submanlet
>TREE TURDY
>ᶠᶦᵛᵉ
>>64878974
midgets have a lot of rage
>>64878974
short people aint got no reason to live
>>64878974
you know what they say, short people short temper
>>64878986
I'd honestly kill myself to be honest I couldn't live being sub 6 foot
>>64878945
That was just long enough to get me through the commercials
>>64878945
dafuq did I just watch?
Rinne will never make it to the bench
>>64878945
is that a marchand clone gone wrong ?
>>64879028
your average laffs fan learning about the season results
>>64879028
I wish I knew.
game couldn't end normally
>these calls (against both teams)
>>64879072
Look on the bright side, empty net chance for Shaw to get that hattie
>>64879072
Officials couldn't go quietly
>>64879049
>>64879086
>not birthday goal for Hossa
FUCKING SHIT CRAWFORD COME ON
I kinda feel like the defenders made things worse on that one
FUG
i was wrong about 4-1
you let me down Crawshit
>>64879053
kek
>>64879065
>that gif
These are the worst fucking refs I've seen in an NHL game in a long time. Maybe one of them can take a puck to the face
>>64879121
They kind of did. Craw got swarmed by red sweaters.
Rinne rushes off the ice ASAP.
Too fucking close.
dammmmmmmn
gg Nashville
at least they got one with the goalie pulled, better than the usual Preds attempt there
see you fags next week
>crawford diving aggressive and giving up that massive rebound
jesus christ my heart almost didn't make it
>it almost went into OT
fug
gg Preds
gg preds
8 in a row
look out dallas
Will anyone on the Hawks ever get a hat trick this season fuck me
GG preds
Gg press
Jesus Christ that end
GG Preds
Refs can fuck off and jump into lake Michigan
>DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DADADADADUM
Were they saying Q or Boo-urns?
>>64879228
The former.
Hawks are the 3rd member of the 60 point club
Q is one win away from having the 2nd most wins of a head coach in NHL history.
Never thought I'd see that from a Blackhawks coach, but when Q finally stops coaching the boys the man should never have to buy a dinner in that city again.
He's done so much to help the Hawks rise from the depths and he deserves a statue outside the UC as much as Toews and Kane do
>>64879331
the statue needs q pat jon marian brett & dunc
>>64879331
rich fuck should be the one buying me dinner, cuck
>>64879363
Just one giant statue with Toews/Kane/Q/Pat/Jon/Big Hoss/Seabs/Dunc?
Might want to add Rocky too and we'd have everyone
Christ, Q would have to coach from the grave to take 1st
>>64879433
Eh if the Hawks keep winning lots of games with Q as coach for like 6-7 more years he could potentially pass Bow
>>64879396
>>64879396
>no hjalmarsson
faggots
>>64879549
even with amazing seasons, 50 wins, it would take 10 seasons