I'm sick of the bullshit. I'm sick of all the shit. I don't post anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker here I don't care what they're posting. Four years I wasted, saving memes and posting with fucking nobodies. Now I lurk, like a fucking hermit, I'm not gonna take any shit from anybody.
But we live for this shit. We love it. Bring it the fuck on. Payback's a bitch motherfucker. We're winning this shit.
WHOSE MEME MAGIC IS THAT?
>THAT'S RUSSELL WILSONS MEME MAGIC
>mfw someone told me Teddy is better than Carr
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
Reminder that the Panthers would booty blast both of these meme teams by 20 in Charlotte
>mfw Americunts will never get to taste the best McDonald's has to offer
Let me rephrase that for you
"Why is Russell Wilson the only QB who is good enough not to fall on that ball like a retard and find a receiver with the mental capacity to find some open space downfield?"
The Vikings could have (they have had before) the best team in the league and still find a way to lose in the playoffs.
It's going to happen, idk why Seacucks fans are nervous. It's the Vikings, we choke in big games, it's the thing we do the best.
>He doesn't whip himself on the sideline
I was just about to go play video games but I thought, "hey I'll check the game real quick and if Seattle has scored maybe I'll continue to keep tabs"....
I just wanted to play some video games...
If a football was a switch Peterson would hold on to it.
They doubt he'll make it. It's the Vikings, of course he's gonna make it.
He would make a 70 yarder in these conditions against the Vikings. It's the fucking Vikings. Of course it will happen.
>tfw cat is curled up on my lap having a nap
Any other bros know this comfy feel?
why is hauschka so based
You walk into the restroom and see this
What do you do?
>not bundling up
>heading out to your favorite frozen stadium
>watching your team play as the snow picks up
>blizzard like conditions
>can't fucking see the game anymore
>panic starts to set in as the crowd begins to react
>no time to head into the concession area as people tumble down stairs and spill over seats
>find one whale of a fan who stumbled down aisle and is splayed out, his engorged belly exposed
>whip my lightsaber out and cut open his belly so I can slip inside for warmth
and I thought Bears fans smelled bad... on the outside..
Not currently, but he takes my chair 99% of my life. Just chased him out.
we could be up by 5 now, would have hit that 47 yarder easily
could be more with the momentum
>center fucks the snap up
>wilson fumbles with the ball 20 yards before actually picking it up
>wilson memes his way to a 60 yard pass
>JUST AS PLANNED
some stupid team is actually gonna pick this guy up as a head coach one day
reminder Layne Staley died the same day as Lisa Left Eye Lopez
she was called a genius and he was called an addict
they have to fix the intentional grounding rules. Russ is exploiting the fuck out of them.
Fuck having an o line just let Russ scramble every play and throw it away anytime he gets touched, have your qb play permanently out of the pocket
Agreed. I'd like to see what Jon Theodore can bring to the table since he only wrote one drum track on ...Like Clockwork.
>French bulldog tucked between me and the couch
>Ripping dank ass farts on each other
Comfy as fuck.
My dad went outside, hes such a fucking baby, whenever the hawks get behind he abandons all battlestations.
Football is such a meme game, it only takes a single play that can happen at any time to change everything, game state like doesn't fucking exist.
Are you really implying that superbowl was luck?
Great fucking bait, mate.
>mfw Teddy Bridgewater asks for a McPick 6
>mfw the seacucks give it to him
Does anyone feel like Peterson is super overrated? His fumbles have lost the Vikings multiple games per season over the years. What good are his fucking stats if they don't contribute to wins?
damn I never watched a vikings game this season but this is enough to see this is true suffering, decent enough defense but still struggle because need to baby check down qb.
>Vikings rip off their jerseys
>Bengals uniforms underneath
you have no idea how happy I am whenever the vikings call a passing play, you just know he'll eventually fuck up
Vikings fan reporting in.
my mouth is filled to the brim with semen. parts of my brain are no longer fully functional because of the amount of time i have spent deprived of oxygen due to my nasal cavity being flooded with semen and my mouth and throat being blocked up fully with cocks. poutine, you say, canada? that's cool, but me personally? i like to eat kaka from the toilet. i reach my baby sized hands into the toilet and grab a nice helping of the brown stuff from in there. that's good to me, i like to eat it. i put a straw into the toilet and drink up the peepee water and sometimes just the plain toilet water. despite ceaselessly sucking cock and constantly being rammed in my gaping, brown, hairy asshole with cock i am actually somehow a virgin. i wear a fedora and i have aids too. my dense neckbeard is littered with cheeto crumbs and sticky from the constant flow of semen and mountain dew which pours from my limp bottom lip into it; the bugs that live in my neckbeard eat this and get big and strong, and then they kick my ass and they rape me too, which i like.
>Not wanting greatest NFC Championship game of Vikings vs Packers.
>ALMOST FUMBLES FIRST RUN OF THE DOWN
Hey guys my Amazon Prime runs out at the end of the month. What should I buy before it expires?
I have a few Spice and Wolf books on my back order.
Based Carr is the 2nd coming of Brett Favre
Prove me wrong
Mine doesnt normally get on my lap unless i wear jeans or pajamas.
here's an old pic
Taylor Swift looks like a fucking Ostrich. Seriosuly put a picture of an ostritch and a picture of Taylor Swift next to each other. You cant tell them apart.
That picture proves my point lol
I don't know what's more disgusting, refugees, or the people that let them into their country
its true m8, being a seattle fan is suffering
>Implying their meme offense will come anywhere close to matching the 40 points Cam is going to hang on Shittatle
Steelers bro here, what NFC team wants to form a comfy broship for the playoffs?