>"I need a player that only passes sideways with 100%

Thats not Toni Kroos

That's not Kroos

Real real real real real real talk what does Xavi even do? Like honestly watch any game he has ever played in. WHAT DOES HE EVEN DO? He has very good technique but he doesn't do anything especially well. What is his signature defining trait?

That's not Tom Cleverly.

>>64804613
sideway passes to Messi

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>'my club needs a new manager but I hate football and the thought of others enjoying it upsets me too'
>'I know just who to get'

>>64804613
i never understood all the hype for this guy

he is shit

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>"I need a guy that expertly converts penalties and is a tap-in specialist"
>I gotchu family

>Dutch City fan
>Canadian Bayern fan
>Lebanese Real fan

/sp/ has sure become a shit hole, whats next? Kiwi Barca fan? Sudanese PSG fan?

>>64804613
>>64804640
>>64804672

niggas u dumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKpguR405PI

>>64804640
The ability to control the flow of a game, pick a killer pass and maintain possession when the team needs it.

He embodies the la masia/tiki taka (whatever you want to call it) philosophy better than anyone ever has.

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>>64804640
>What is his signature defining trait?

Winning.

>>64804679
wildcard italian atletico fan

>>64804682
dumb indeed, monkey

>>64804679
There's also the Argentinian Halal Mandril Weeaboo

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>I need someone to play the tambourine
>got you la

>>64804695
>dumb indeed
Glad you admit it, next step, try to finish school.

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>'I need a defender, but it should be one that has absolutely no understanding of what being a defender actually means'
>'say no more'

>>64804699
And that Macedonian porn posting Real fan. Come to think of it, the worst people on this board are the Halal fans.

>>64804699
he has been here longer than you though, newfag

also try watching the video you posted and understand why you are retarded

>>64804719
The victim/inferiority complexes of every Halal fan probably triggers the latent shitposting.

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>i need the greatest athlete of all time
>say no more

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>I need a black guy who is quick, fast, and who's got pace to burn
>say no more mate

>>64804613
>>64804625
>>64804647
In all seriousness though. The fucker who does this the most is Juan Mata. Right now he's stealing a living

>>64804679
American soccer fans

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>>64804613
>Fuck build up play and just hoof it to the big guy
Are you some brit expat living in Lebanon?

>>64804674
was cucked hard against deportivo

Since the Benzema9 sandnig is back, does it mean RealMou is coming back too?

>>64804613
That's not Kroos though.

>>64804789
>bravery optional

>It's lelbanon madridiot thread

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>"all right, picture this, we have this game where you dribble with the ball on a square pitch. You have to put the ball in a box, at the end of the square, in the middle. I want someone who dribbles to the other end of the square, goes to the box, misses it completely and gets stuck in a corner. Then, he should tap it back to the midfielder and be praised worldwide as one of the best players in the game"
>"say no more pham"

>>64804966
>reading more than 3 lines post in /sp/

>>64804625
>>64804629
>>64804934
>Benitez got shit by for benching that hack for someone who could actually defend.

>>64804981

>conceding more than 3 goals in a semi final on home soil

>>64804981
>more than 3 lines post
How fucking small is your monitor?

>>64804989
>implying he can't defend

>>64805002
So he can but he chooses not to? That's even worse.

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>>64805002
>implying he can

That's not Schweinsteiger.

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>>64804994
Nice

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>>64805044
>implying he can't

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>>64805061
>mfw your understanding of the game

>>64805061
>eye muh ah puh ness

?

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>>64805086
>mfw your understanding of the game

>>64804897
RealMou is long gone :( he gave away his trip remember fellow associate?

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>>64805121
>mfw you

>>64805086
>>64805121
>>64805144
German "banter".

>"i need a team of such mediocrity and incompetency that they fail qualify for the easiest euros to qualify for and will be an utter national embarrassment"
>no worries pham i got u covered

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>>64805144
Yeah whatever. The klügere gibt nach.


cunt

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>>64805163
>not "the klügere gives after"

>>64805088
>brits in charge of pronunciation

YOU ARE A PENIS LAD

>>64805061
I my apenis?

>>64805158
Subtle I like it

>>64804966
>square pitch

>>64804994
nice, there's this one too
>cucked 3 times in the WC final

>>64804679
You forgot yasser, the moroccan barca fan

Muh possession

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>>64804966
>dat EC butthurt

>>64805580
did he get hair implants?

If any of you faggots ever played football in your life you would know the importance of having a player on your team you can always give the ball to safely. Someone who's always there to receive it and keep it in your possesion. Someone who dictates the pace. Most people underestimate how fast you have to react and make smart decisions on the pitch. It's honestly the hardest thing about football to me.

xavi is literally a top 5 player of all time.

plebs everywhere.

>>64805580
>that..that is the face of a cuck

Jesus christ with this Lebanese shitposter. Could you stop bandwaggoning Madrid and your shitposting about Barça? Why don't you go support Tripoli SC or some other sandnigger team and leave us alone? Don't you have schools to bomb, acid to throw on women's faces or infidels to burn? Living in the country you live in, I suggest suicide instead of shiposting in a cambodian anime magazine.

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>'i need someone who has fancy dribbles, impeccable ball control and always turns up in the big matches. Is Zinedine Zidane still playing?'
>'no he retired quite a while ago, sir'
>'then get me the next best thing'
>'sorry sir but Michael Laudrup retired even earlier'
>'FINE! Get me the poor man's version then'
>'i texted Xavi and asked for his number, he should be getting back to us within the hour'

>>64805642

top 5 CM maybe, but he wouldn't even make the top 30 overall.

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>OK folks I need one of those generic negro prospects with an inflated ego that will never amount to anything
>Let me see what I can do sir

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>Someone was chatting....
>Say no more senpai

>>64805188
>taking bait

>>64805711

not true. you need to look at what he won, as well as the fact that he was the heartbeat of every side.

history will GOATify him.

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>>64805660
>inb4 he responds with "b-b-but I was a fan since le galacticos, therefore I'm not a bandwagoner"

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>>64804805

>

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Has he officially surpassed Xavi?

stats against Valencia:

>100% pass completion
>62% forward passes
>average pass lenth: 20 meters

literally the GOAT sideways and occasionally forward passer

>>64806054
Is Querpass-Toni elite?

>>64806027

He's too basic to ever be considered top 5-10 material. He's the Gerd Muller of central midfielders.

Why has nobody posted Joe Allen?

>>64805441
Nah m8 Dutchbro is right

Sneijder >>>>>>> Lelzard

>>64805699
>still trying to force this meme

You're autistic m8

>>64804658
>i need someone who won trophies 15 years ago with an amazing real madrid team but hasn't done anything since

>>64806052
nigga this meme is outdated as fuck

>>64806570

What meme?

>>64806552
Nobody wants to even acknowledge his existence is why

>>64805699
>i don't rate iniesta
fedoradog.png

>>64805660
>this mad