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A's qt
This is the new thread
time for nachos
Upton when?
http://www.chicagonow.com/cubs-den/2016/01/around-the-organization-myrtle-beachs-top-ranked-umpiring-prospect/
proof that umps are autists
>>64795202
go cubs
daily reminder that the City of Chicago ostracized a man and forced him into hiding just for catching a foul ball
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>>64795413
He had it coming
(seriously, i feel bad for the guy, not his fault that the Cubs choked again)
>>64795587
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>>64795204
>Abreu will make us contenders
>LaRoche and Cabrera will make us contenders
>Upton will make us contenders
>>64795770
Sign Upton and trade Anderson + some shitters for Tyson Ross and they can basically hand >us the trophy desu
also still looking at that easy ruben tejada trade
>>64796109
why the fuck would the Mets want to trade Tejada??
Any teams on sale? Gotta use those winnings on something
>>64796418
because they have Asdrubal and Flores each for like 4 years faggot
>>64796109
The >SOX turn to lose to the Jints then win the WS the next year comes after the Windians.
Don't blow your chances like Tejas or Detroit.
>>64796487
will somebody buy the rockies and turn them into a good franchise, please?
or at least buy the rays a stadium
Are the Reds the best pro sports team in Cincinnati?
is this the comfiest stadium in /mlb/?
>pro tip: yes it is
>>64797812
>capacity > 45,000
>comfy
>>64797812
i love it but its not comfy
>implying you've even been to safeco
come on bro
>>64797812
PNC park looks pretty comfy. how good of a stadium is it
>>64797812
but that's wrong.
I would love to see a postseason game get that nasty
He's coming...
>>64795154
Oh my god quick
Help him find his ring before he breaks something
>>64798386
is he going to spring training again
http://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.cgi?id=wilson001rus
>>64797812
>casuals joke about small market teams not having fans
>they don't realize it's literally the comfiest way to watch a ballgame
Enjoy having people who only cheer when others do, kek
>>64798093
>>implying you've even been to safeco
t-the bully is strong in this one ;_;
i miss baseball bros
>>64798871
Media markets don't count how many people are watching, they count how many people are able to watch.
So the A's are big market, they just have a smaller share of that market.
>>64799150
I've never been here during the season so i'm exited
>>64800055
if you're a fan of a meme team there won't even be gamethreads senpai
Actual comfy stadium coming thru
>never too crowded because no one goes to games
>no drunk, obnoxious, loudmouthed casuals that don't pay attention
>can move up as close as I can get thus guaranteeing me a good seat
>air conditioned, never too hot or too cold
>can bring my tasty Publixâ„¢ sub inside with me
>that awesome feel when enjoying cheap, comfy baseball
>>64800545
>publix
back to /hoc/ mooselover
>>64800724
>mad
>>64800456
Why not?
>>64800746
>>64800724
>not being from the based northeast where both hockey and baseball are relevant
>mfw
>>64800781
no one watches baseball anymore fampai
only a handful of teams will have actually active threads
>>64800545
>in the sunshine state
>no sunshine during games
>ever
It's
Spring training stadiums are maximum comfy. Especially in the Cactus League where you can lay out on the outfield berm.
>>64800865
the
>>64800821
Does everyone else just stay here then?
>>64800545
yeah its pretty nice there, i just dont like how the concessions are so far from the field. its hard to do with an indoor field tho
>>64800895
worst
>>64800941
time
>>64801040
for
>>64801114
literacy
>>64801290
you fucked it up
>all these cuckegg threads
goddamn I think I dislike handegg more than cuckhoop at this point
NFL fans are the absolute worst
>>64797812
But that's not AT&T
>>64798259
Generally considered top 3 with Safeco and AT&T
>>64800914
Most teams will have threads the first couple of weeks, but slowly they'll disappear as the teams playoff hopes disappear
>>64795063
>wearing a Toronto anything into Yankee Stadium
I'm triggered
>a giant paper mache baseball glove and coke bottle make AT&T a top 3 stadium
KEK
unless you're in nosebleeds, the view is shit
>>64801956
so nosebleeds have a good view and everywhere else is shit?
>>64801860
>Safeco
Most common top 3 is typically AT&T, PNC, and Camden.
>>64802064
>Implying anyone actually goes to Camden
>>64802062
Good view of water and boats.
If you have good seats, you're looking a brick wall and unkept grass.
>top 3 park
>>64801502
i cannot for the life of me comprehend this post. anyone else feeling chilly?
>>64803114
>brick wall
Plus, you know, everything up on the outfield promenade. Because they actually have things to look at up there unlike 20+ of the other parks.
>unkept grass
AT&T doesn't use mow pattern gimmicks, and they are booked all the time for concerts and other sports events around the year, so you can't compare the grass to dead zone parks with mow patterns that look like an '80s hip hop movie hairstyle.
>>64803233
Thanks for confirming what I just said.
Mets
Also, while we're on the topic of stadiums, Citi is pretty nice tbqh.
>>64803297
toilet in flushing
>>64801860
>>64798259
>>64802064
Just my opinion
1. AT&T
2. PNC
3. Target
4. Kauffman
5. Petco
>>64803342
>stadiums I've never been to
FTFY
>>64803316
>tfw you've probably never been there or even seen it then jerk off to kauffman or AT&T
>>64803297
do you live in queens?
>>64804284
no but i live in ny
>>64804365
So LIC? I can't imagine being a mets fan living in the city
>>64804457
the burbs'
>>64804500
suffolk county? My father lived in bridgehampton
>>64804659
is your father dead
>tfw no winter league
You now remember 2012 All-Star 1B Bryan LaHair.
Peter Gammons @pgammo
So pulling a ticket at a lottery at Boston's West End House on Hot Stove weekend, Theo Epstein pulled 1908. He kept the ticket
WE ARE FUCKING CURSED
>>64803342
This is actually a pretty good list
I think Kauffman would probably be the best if it wasn't so displaced from all the hotels/shopping/nightlife
If you want to come see a Royals game you have to stay at least 15-20 minutes away from the place
@JonHeyman 3m3 minutes ago
White Sox "making big push" to sign upton. Willing to go six years, MLB source says. @Ken_Rosenthal on it
HOT STOVEEEEEEE
>>64807768
>white sox
>Chris Capuano was a NL All-Star in 2006
>>64808244
>middle of winter
>>64808406
>stale meme
Can any Nats bros fill me in on Storen?
>>64804848
yeah, thanks for bringing it up though
>>64804659
no westchester
http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/marcus-stroman-i-want-to-be-the-ace/
>yfw he becomes better than Price
I never wanted someone to succeed more than this cheeky manlet
>>64811442
Stroman will be good but better than price is a stretch. I'm not worried about Stroman hell be the #1 guy. I'm more interested in Hutchison and how he bounces back next year.
beisbol
>>64814901
beisbooooooool
honkbal
>>64798226
>bronx
>comfy
can it just be april already
>>64815173
>There are "people" in this thread that don't think old Yankee Stadium was the GOAT stadium
Bae's ball
>>64815678
>tfw bae lets you touch her balls
>yfw da giants win da worlds eries
So I just came across this gem from last season.
>Dolan says some of the season ticket holders posted that they'd rather not attend a Pride themed game
https://www.reddit.com/r/OaklandAthletics/comments/313fo9/oco_coliseum_half_empty_or_half_full_of_homophobes/
The fucking Rebbit butthurt is glorious.
Based season ticket holders.
>there are """""mammals"""""" itt with opposable thumbs
Smh
>>64815042
fuck off canada
>>64817326
he has a right to be here
it's the middle of winter
>>64817388
It will be spring soon
>>64816903
>going on reddit
I was wondering why your aspie ass was so particularly annoying
>>64817610
I really only lurk it for news seeing as how there's tons of A's fans on /sp/, I'm not going to follow 10+ twitter accounts.
I've never even made an account.
Stay obsessed with my posts though, senpai.
I'll be thinking about you everytime I post.
:^)
>>64817810
>there's tons of A's fans on /sp/
Really? I just thought that it was just one guy constantly shitposting.
>>64818264
why are you so upset?
did some A'sbro fuck your boyfriend?
>>64818706
>why are you so upset?
I what way am I upset?
Does anyone here think KC overpaid for Gordon in a big way? I mean, for a no 1 overall pick, he sure didn't live up to expectations
>The state of Minnesota
>>64819836
>handegg
>>64819877
>they only play football in minnesota
>>64819836
>>64819877
Warren Moon is so overrated.
>>64819763
yes, KC is a fluke champion and fluke champions make bad choices.
>>64819877
That game was a perfect metaphor for Minnesota sports teams in general
>>64820075
Unlike real teams...
>>64820084
It's not like there are any twinks fans left in /mlb/
>>64820134
agreed
>>64820134
You should have changed the file name or kept your trip on
>twisn
>>64820321
People were filtering the trip. This way they can't. By no means am I hiding.
>Jints will win it all again
>>64820084
Pretty much, the Twins are the same way
>>64821107
Yes they are.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b-htko3Cas
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4gn2yeFTh4
>>64821107
The missed field goal reminds me of >he threw to first
>>64821250
I always love how everyone in the stadium goes silent before realizing that Tex hit a home run.
>>64820565
hehhehhhhh
>>64821323
Same happened in my living room. Then everyone went nuts. One of my favorite playoff games ever.
>>64821250
Remember when people didn't hate Arod?
>>64821423
what when he was a mariner?
>>64817326
>irrelevant trip
>irrelevant team
Look forward to destroying you fags again next year
>>64821323
that nunez game was the best one of the season
>yfw you realize Arod is only 23 dingers away from 700
>yfw you realize Arod is only 75 dingers away from Bonds' record
>>64821449
ok man. My new favorite thing is giving Canadians wrong directions in the city. You can always tell because they wear the I love NY shirts
>>64821706
>yfw he has no chance of hittiing another 75
>yfw no face
>>64821706
>yfw Bonds never officially retired
>yfw he starts taking his "special medicine" again
>yfw he comes back as a DH and reaches 800
>>64821903
if he sticks around a few more seasons at DH he'll have a decent chance
>>64822136
You really think he can have another season like last year? It'd be great if he did, but you can't expect him to be anywhere near as good as last year.
>>64822239
there's no way he can play like he did this past season.
>>64822239
>>64822385
I can expect him to hit ~20 a year for the next 4 years
>>64821706
>708 home runs is the AL record
>A-Rod could realistically break that next year
>>64822438
At the very most
reminder that Hank Aaron still owns the home run record
>>64822797
Reminder that Aaron used PEDs too
>>64822796
think of it, a couple years from now he'll be a free agent
and if he's still on track then some shitty AL team that needs to sell tickets can sign him for a couple years and DH him as he approaches baseball history
>>64822964
Reminder that literally every prolific player has had some kind of help (greenies, roids, etc.)
>>64823107
>some shitty AL team that needs to sell tickets can sign him for a couple years and DH him as he approaches baseball history
I dont know. Safecos a big park
>>64823177
lel, that's exactly what I was thinking
Arod back to the city where he began his career, only problem is Cano will probably be a DH by then
>>64823177
I doubt the Mariners would want him back
>>64823177
alex retiring with a team who's fans have hated him for 15 years would be pretty funny
>>64823141
>there are actually people who think the BBWA isn't massively hypocritical for refusing to acknowledge this and crying MUH ROIDS against Bonds and Clemens
>>64823107
I don't know, we'll have to see how he plays this season. If he doesn't hit well then he's just clogging up the DH spot
>>64823661
Do you think the Yankees would resign Tex to fill the void of DH if he's still hitting well?
>>64823790
Honestly, I hope not. Tex had a good season but he's getting old and I can't imagine him playing like he did again. Plus they have players they can bring up. I really like Tex and everybody in NY loves him but I think he's gonna be expensive. I really hope he can have a year like he did last season.
>>64800914
What team are you a fan of?
>>64821706
>no HOF
Feels good to be honest.
>>64823790
Why would they?
>>64821449
>canada calling anyone irrelevant
>>64815362
we won senpai
>yfw technology is developed that allows you to test a corpse for whether the person ever used a PED in their lifetime and the BBWAA digs up every dead HOFer so they can remove everyone out of the Hall as necessary to maintain the integrity of the game
>yfw the clean MLB career home run record isn't 762, it's 62
>>64829883
http://www.theonion.com/article/turns-out-craig-counsell-was-actually-best-basebal-6581
>>64819836
>threw it to first
>tfw have shit to do but procrastinating by looking up past season leader boards
did you know in 1998 there were 8 pitchers with ERAs < 3.00, half of those are hall of famers
most recent seasons have had 10-12, with the exception of 2014 which had a whopping 22
Harper vs Trout, career-highs
BA: Harper
OBP: Harper
SLG: Harper
OPS: Harper
HR: Harper
BB: Harper
OPS+: Harper
wRC+: Harper
wOBA: Harper
>>64831552
Harper vs Trout vs Frank Thomas, career-highs
BA: Frank Thomas
OBP: Frank Thomas
SLG: Frank Thomas
OPS: Frank Thomas
HR: Frank Thomas
BB: Frank Thomas
OPS+: Frank Thomas
wRC+: Frank Thomas
wOBA: Frank Thomas
So, what's your point?
>>64798350
>freeway view
>comfy
yeah, no.
>>64831843
What do Harper and Thomas have to do with one another?
>>64831968
Shut up
>>64831968
Holy shit it's real. What a shitty trade for both teams.
>>64832009
One's a worthless nig-nog, and the other's Frank Thomas
>>64806947
kauffman is pretty sweet because of all the tailgating before and after.
Weird how it's so far away from everything, but but that makes in unique. Been to many stadiums, but it's the best/comfiest game day atmosphere before, during, and after.
Random /mlb/ question, but has anyone on there every bought season tickets?
I'm thinking about doing it this year because my will probably be at least competitive, I think.
Obviously there's no way I can make it to all 81 games, so I'd have to sell some/give them away.
Do you think you'd be able to at least make your money back on the unused tickets? I'm on the fence about season tickets because I don't just want to end up wasting a lot of money.
Anyone have any experience?
>>64832206
haven't but I've known people who have
If you do it right you can at least cut your costs enough so that you'd save money vs buying individual tickets for each game you go to
the real money comes if your team makes the playoffs, plus you get priority for buying stuff like spring training tickets
>>64832388
Thanks. I'm still on the fence about it.
Opening day here is going to run like $250 from stub hub or whatever, but with season tickets i can save that. That's what's making me consider it.
>>64832435
how much do season tickets actually cost? i've never looked into them at all
>>64832206
which team?
Test
>>64832534
post high test pls
When a former player is hired as "special assistant to the GM," what exactly does that job entail?
>>64832556
Got 'chu senpai
daily reminder that Hank Aaron belongs to Milwaukee
>>64800817
>SIX GABES
A N I M E
Butts
>>64833628
canada, everyone
>>64833704
>not liking Butts
What are you, gay?
>>64833784
Gay guys like butts too 2bh
>>64831552
Trout has almost twice the WAR as Harper, as well as a higher career BA, OBP, WRC+, wOBA, SLG, ISO
Should he be in the hall?
>>64834183
No, and it has nothing to do with PEDs. He just wasn't good enough.
can we break 90 wins bros?
>>64834407
No
:(
>>64834577
o-oh ;_;
Friendly reminder that 2015 AL "Rookie" of the ""Year"" Carlos Correa won based on hitting a handful more home runs while otherwise offering equal offensive performance and playing vastly inferior defense to Francisco Lindor, including committing a costly error that helped him eliminate his team from postseason contention. But it's ok, he hit a few more home runs at a defense-first position
>David Bowie dead
Top kek. We really need a significant MLB death soon.
>>64834770
There is no defense first position
>>64834788
yfw theo dies before game 7 of the world series and the cubs lose in the ninth and the curse is never broken
>>64797812
That's not Wrigley Field
>>64834816
>Theo Epstein
>not putting his brain in a robot body to become the new commissioner of MLB
>forever
>>64797812
we /webm/ now
>>64834788
We need more black on black violence to thin out the rapper herd. I propose a south side industry nigga meetup.
>>64835140
How long have you been an m's fan pb?
>>64835164
desu ive watched them my whole life off and on, ive just now started to really watch. so you can say a few years
>>64835140
>those trails contain low concentrations of poison as a means of mercy-killing Ms fans at government expense
>>64835205
if only
I took this while watching a giants vs podrace game this last year and thought it was really funny.
>yfw the mariners trade for veneble
>>64835367
Were you lying down, bro?
>tfw wouldn't hear about "Max & Molly's kid" 19 times a year any more
>>64835401
>>64835416
It's a big tv m8 :^) couldn't fit the picture right side up.
>>64835429
He was in that Macklemore video senpai, I'd be embarrassed if I were him desu
>>64835488
i dont listen to macklemore desu
>have anything you want made into a webm?
>>64835543
Not really, but this could be a new dank meme desu
> D O W N T O W N
> O
> W
> N
> T
> O
> W
> N
>>64835571
interesting music
>>64834407
I'd worry about breaking 80 first.
>>64820862
So are you a doyers fan? If so are they getting a bullpen yet that isn't shit yet?
WHY IS THE STOVE SO COLD!
Any news on the Jose Reyes or Chimpman cases?
>>64839278
Cardinals just signed a 33 year old Korean Closer
>Reported by Ilgan - Oh gets 2 year/11M deal with team option for 3rd. Not sure how much is guaranteed yet. #STLCards #MLB
>>64839369
I'm assuming hell be the set up man for Rosenthal?
>>64839386
I'd imagine Seigrist/Walden(if healthy) would take that role
>>64839833
Seems odds that they picked him up. I guess you can never have enough arms.
>>64836897
im so fucking hype to see him pitch. dude really wants to be a dodger
>>64837732
we got close
>>64841078
Well, yeah, but that's becuase no other team would take him.
>divegrass
literally worse than handegg
>>64843947
It's a toss up to be honest family. At least with football you see massive hits on occasion. Dive grass is literal pussy farts flopping all over the field.
>>64800925
>>64800545
>People think the pissfilled stadium in florida is good
nope
>>64797812
I've always felt comfy at the Jake/Progressive Field
>>64802134
>>64843947
everything is better than divegrass senpai
Reminder that the Texas Rangers are ELITE
>>64847957
>paying the refs to call strikes balls
>>64848029
poft yfw Giants win it all again
>>64848516
>mfw
>tfw realizing the NL West literally has the top three pitchers in MLB all on different teams
RIP offensive numbers
>Carrot cake
>>64848985
>tfw two of them have a good 1-2 punch and neither of them are the Doys
>>64848985
>the top three pitchers in MLB
>none of them won the cy young last year
>>64849046
>Arrieta isn't going to regress
>>64849026
>soccer
>>64848985
'no'
>>64849061
>Arrieta is going to regress, but no one else will
>>64849084
>Arrieta has been consistently great throughout his career and didn't just have a fluke season
>Chapman named closer by Girardi
>>64849153
>Arrieta hasn't been consistently dominant since he was traded to the NL
>>64849246
>Arrieta isn't a meme pitcher about to get TJS
>>64849271
>Kershaw, Greinke, and Bumgarner aren't also meme pitchers about to get TJS
Arrieta will suffer the second year beat down like most CY candidates have over the last 20 or so years. He'll have a winning season but the numbers will be weak. Just above .500 in W-L, an ERA that is a point or two higher, more hits and walks allowed. Then the "analysts" will all start the "well he's been figured out, I mean, he's got good stuff but now the hitters know what to look for from where he is in his delivery and release point down to how much he uses his fastball early in the count", and "well, obviously he's taken a big step back but it's really not him so much as it is X and Y".
>>64847690
>except for all those times we sucked, look how good we were!
>one strike away
>TWICE
>all Texas ALCS
>Yu "exploding elbows" Darvish literally can't get 27 outs despite being your best pitcher
>Giants won't be world champs again until the end of the year
>>64849299
I could see his ERA rising a point higher, in which case it would still be among the best in baseball
>>64849234
Not much impact either way.
>>64849305
>be one of the most injured teams in MLB last year
>still win the Division
>>64849290
They have better mechanics than Arrieta
>tfw Greinke and Bumgarner will never be allowed into the HR derby
>>64849405
alright, Chris O'Leary
>>64848985
>NL West literally has the top three pitchers in MLB
>>64849385
>win first two games in best of five
>lose three straight
rangers everybody
>>64849385
>win the weakest division in baseball
>immediately get humiliated by the Blue Jays in the playoffs
>>64849484
>All-Texas ALCS
>>64849441
>tfw 2 players with a combined career slash of .199/.239/.316 will never be allowed into the HR derby
>>64849701
>batting Stats matter in a dinger fest where every ball is right down the middle
You're not actually that stupid are you?
>>64834407
Fangraphs projects us to go 84-78. That's WC territory, but it's AL so there will be a lot of teams contending for it.
http://www.fangraphs.com/depthcharts.aspx?position=Standings
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/an-early-look-at-the-projected-standings/
>>64849836
lol oops
>projected standings
>>64849919
The royals have benefited heavily from cluster luck. maybe we need a new sabr meme stat even better than Clutch to account for the royals
https://thepowerrank.com/cluster-luck/
>Giants-Royals WS rematch
>>64849026
>Favorite current TV show
>EPL soccer
>Best gift you ever received
>son + daughter
Fuck you, Murphy, those aren't real answers. Don't fucking cop out.
>>64850052
>highest contact % team in history that placed massive emphasis on chaining hits instead of swinging for fences
>2nd highest in chain hitting
color me surprised
>>64849770
The smartest idiot is still an idiot.
That is to say, the best hitting pitcher still sucks and should be nowhere near a HR derby, and you've been brainwashed by memes if you think otherwise
>>64850076
>Giants-Royals WS rematch
>>64850125
>Being this afraid of a pitcher in the derby
>>64850156
Don't you Royals fans want to win again? The last team you want to face is the G'ints. Bochy will fuck your shit up.
Can someone dump pissboi screencaps
>>64850297
RIP daddy memeike
>>64850297
>>64850171
Go ahead, put a pitcher in the derby meant for people who actually hit home runs. Put Craig Counsell and David Eckstein in too, they have about as much power as the best hitting pitcher. The derby is already a joke anyway, and I like your idea to kill it off for good
>>64839074
the dodgers fucking regressed to rockies level this offseason
>we
are a lock for 4th place in the NL west
>>64832206
>>64832435
are there any super exclusive perks you get for buying a full season vs a half season package?
>>64850448
He's that new dads trip.
First he was a jints false flag, then a doyers fan which I'm sure he is irl, and now a dads false flag.
>>64851255
All memes aside Dodgers, Giants, and Diamondbacks are basically guaranteed to make up the top three
Rockies are gonna be a joke cause of their meme stadium that wards off pitchers just like DG wards off piss loving women
Preller ruined the Dads chances of being competitive any time soon
Anybody here think Alex Gordon got paid way too much?
>>64852950
Is there anyone who doesn't?
>>64853135
I don't know. That's why I asked.
>>64853175
Too much.
>>64853295
What?
>>64852950
>>64853135
>>64853175
>>64853295
>>64853426
You guys sound like the phone conversations in Making A Murderer.
>dont get strange
>>64854028
Yeah. Here's Seth Meyers making fun of the phonecalls for reference
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRguRPcGMQA
>>64854028
>this is a 10/10 in shitattle
go back to reddit, faggot
Nobody cares how much of a faggot you are by posting yourself.
>I use the word meme to describe players
>>64854156
kek ill have to watch it
>>64854254
pls anon this is me
>shitattle fans are LITERALLY from Reddit
>I say every good pitcher will have Tommy John because I believe I know how pitching mechanics work
>>64854443
no we're secretly depressed, sad, miserable fans.
>>64854373
That girl is pretty cute pham, please tell me you smashed
>>64854254
Eh, I'd give her an unironic 7+1 for being a baseball fan
>>64854537
uhh thats not really me
>>64852950
>Gordon was the only player to finish in the top three in all three categories (ARM, DRS, UZR) from 2012-2015
absolutely not
>>64854583
B-b-but the filename
>>64854696
sorry senpai
>Rags
>I rate bullpens
>>64854816
>I claim to not originate from Reddit
>>64854583
>hair in his right eye
baka desu senpai
>>64854886
>I assume everyone is a Shitattle fan
>>64854886
>I attend reddit meetups
>>64854918
>I am an angry shitattle fan pretending to not be one so my shitty team won't be ridiculed any longer
>>64855092
daily reminder this is our year
>>64855173
>I post my wife's daughter on the internet
>>64855092
>I am a secret shitattle resident and frequent reddit so i'll throw them off my trail by calling everyone else a redditor from shitattle
>>64855229
>I am LITERALLY from Reddit
>>64855218
>>I post my wife's daughter on the internet
lets see her
>>64855288
here you go
So, /mlb/, what's worse, people who go by the "eyetest", or people who shit out statistics and projections?
>>64855324
nose/10
>>64855263
I use the word literally in caps lock to make a point but i'm totally not from reddit
>>64855354
you're one to talk, bub :^)
>>64854373
So many fedoras
>>64855352
I assume that people that purely shit out stats don't actually watch games.
>>64855408
>I still claim to not be a shittle redditor by defending them in more than one post
>>64855410
lmao if you think thats me
>>64855449
silly mobile poster
>>64855452
>I'm not a hook nosed kike from Shitattle
>>64855449
>I believe he's defending shitattle redditors
>>64855480
>i don't own an ipad
stay poor lmao
>>64855484
i wouldn't post my face here senpai
>>64855522
shes qt
>I'm a lifelong shitattle fan whose never been to Safeco
claim your husbando
>>64855799
Pedo darvish <3
>>64855799
lomo
o
m
o
>not going to your favorite team's fedora night and getting yourself a fresh new hat
>>64855799
git
>>64855799
>>64855910
>>64855933
>>64855940
>I have a husbando
>>64855969
how many fedora pics do you have?
>>64856096
A lot
>>64856096
Not him but here you go
>>64855969
>Being so low test that you don't have a husbando
>>64856116
y tho
>>64856129
shes not to bad thanks mobile poster
>>64856173
Reaction images
>>64856173
Got about 5-6 more, how long you wanna do this?
>>64856252
i see
>>64856278
im watching football so i got a while
>>64856299
>I unironically watch amateur handegg
Oh but you're from shitattle
>I unironically call soccer ""football""
>>64856427
i hate soccer
>tfw your team is finally having a Fedora night
At least we're hopping on this awful trend because Reddit made it popular, unlike the West Coasters who unironically founded and pushed its popularity
>>64856616
>I don't embrace fedora night
>>64856755
any more grills?
>>64856823
no
but have a feminine mascot
>>64857014
>not knowing the difference between a cow and a bull
fucking least coasters
>>64849026
>So
>Much
>Poop
>>64857200
Shitattle cucks know all about bulls apparently
>>64857341
i know you dont get out much so here is a cow
>>64857505
I've already been deceived once by your filenames, not sure if I can trust you here....
>>64857505
And here's a Seattle bull
>>64857751
Kek
>>64857709
its a cow
>those hags
>qt
pick one
>>64857770
Not a fan of latinas I see, how about chinks?
just saw bumgarner in a pick up truck commercial
>>64857989
He's from seattle, he's probably a gook himself
>>64857989
ehh not really
>>64858091
im white m8
>>64858098
How about another cow?
>>64858226
im all outta cows
>>64858217
>I'm white
>>64858365
are you not?
>>64858072
He's a rembrandt
>>64800545
Yankees fan here. Got my ticket to the game at the box office an hour before the game. Top tier comfy. I'm now low key considering moving to tampa bay.
>>64858478
I wouldn't admit to it in Shitattle.
Oh and here's another girl for your collection
:^)
>>64858649
>I wouldn't admit to it in Shitattle.
y
>>64795063
I think I'm going to make it to the spring
almost halfway through the winter and the Northeast hasn't even gotten a little bit of snow
best mascot?
>>64858555
Why would you want to move to Florida?
>>64858830
>6 months till short season baseball
rare pepe 4 u
>all these out of state Yankees """""fans"""""
kek this shitattle faggot is more of a fan than you and he's never even been to safeco
>>64858830
>>64855799
>anyone but qt guti
>>64859032
thanks senpai
>that one spot on the top left leg is hurting my tisms
>>64859033
i-im going this year
where does pagan slot into the lineup now that span is san francisco's leadoff man
>>64858830
i'm partial to the las vegas ayy lmaos
Someone post this shit please.
http://espn.go.com/blog/buster-olney/insider/post?id=12054
>>64859166
ayy i like it
>>64859240
https://www.reddit.com/r/NewYorkMets/comments/40ixe9/top_10_rotations_in_the_majors_new_york_mets_an/
:^
>>64859332
Thank you, friend.
>all these amateur cuckegg threads
Just as bad as all that divegrass spam this morning.
I miss baseball, bros.
>>64859414
i'm watching old condensed highlight mlb videos of games on youtube
i miss it so much
Dead on Arrival Teams list:
Yankees
Reds
Rockies
Mariners
Dodgers
>>64859464
"no"
>>64859156
8th I would imagine. You have to have that duffy panik tandem at 2 and 3. Then posey pence belt craw and pagan.
>>64859464
>dodgers
you're an idiot
Who /JaysMarinersDodgers/ broships here?
>>64859575
no thanks
>>64859528
>lost their consistent ace
>Have real shitty all or nothing hitting that can't adapt to pitchers who figure them out
>Pitching staff is complete garbage minus Kershaw who is most likely to get hurt this year.
>>64859610
none of that is an actual argument. fuck off cunt
>>64859575
>dodgers
no thanks
>>64859575
mariners are okay, i like the doyers for sure though
>>64859528
He is, but he also has a strong hatred for the dodgers. Don't worry, hes a "fan" of them tho
>>64859594
want gif/
>>64859594
>>64859638
Worst team of the three is denying the broship, funny 2bh
>>64859655
I'm a huge fan of the Dodgers but I am also honest with what I am seeing. By the way, I have correctly predicted every single one of their failures and even predicted Greinke going to the Diamondbacks, so yeah I am pretty good at this.
>>64859718
im fine with the jays but no califags
>>64859594
>>64859638
>no thanks
Fuck you Northwest faggots, you'd be lucky to be associated with The Jays or the Dodgers.
>>64859718
>>64859801
>mad at being jilted by memeiners
cmon son
>>64859801
>Fuck you Northwest faggots
:^
>>64859838
Whatever, those pussies can't even make the world series.
>>64859886
/mlb/ btfo
>>64859939
>Rodriguez pitching
I miss Paco :'(
>>64859993
>mensa watering hole
>>64860047
Why are so many ugly people meeting up with a bunch of ugly chicks flashing?
>>64859993
>Tweets things like this
>His opinion on what's smart should be valued
Pick one
>>64860078
Did you do the math? Cause he's actually right, maybe once it's not the middle of winter you can figure it out
>>64860078
>>64860092
This is true mate. Try to do it yourself, its not too hard
>>64860047
I wonder how that qt on the far right ended up there >>64860047
>>64860154
Probably a dare.
>>64860092
>>64860109
Cheeky. I assume you guys took the missing magnetic fields into account too?
>>64860177
>"Do you think Jose Canseco is retarded?"
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080715012957AAwmGsi
>that best answer
>>64860232
Honestly, he's kinda smart in the whole "any publicity is good publicity" sorta way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s_h6eacgtA
straight fire
>>64860874
>hip hop and baseball
That doesn't go well together
>>64860933
wtf are you talking about of course it does
>>64860874
>got my day ones rollin round with me on every single flight
>spoil everyone that's with me
He only makes league minimum though. This is why athletes go broke lmao
Straight ass verse btw, corny bars and awful flow
What's your guys opinion on KC resigning Alex Gordon? I mean, as far as No. 1 overall draft picks go, he's been one hell of a disappointment. He's never even been the best on the team, let alone anywhere else. Over the decade he's been playing I'd be suprised to see a WAR over 25-30, which is garbage. And, on top of all that, he's super fucking overpaid.
>>64861731
You're just dumb, he's easily been the best player on the team over the past 5 years and been a great player overall
Keep in mind he's had about 2 1/2 seasons out of the 9 he's played decimated by injuries
>>64861783
>he's played decimated by injuries
that just increases the amount in which he is not more worth. dipshit.
>>64861731
I'm fucking livid bro. Fuck you man you don't even know what Gordo's endured. That man believed when no one else I'd. Es seen the dark times and now we're going to pay him a fuck ton, why? Because that niggas a KC legend. To see him in any other uniform would be blasphemy.
>>64861731
Man there's gotta be dozens of worse 1st overall picks than Alex Gordon. Dude's had a decent career overall. He may be overpaid but you're making it sound like he's complete shit, which he's not. You're also forgetting how bad some of those Royals teams were, he was definitely their best player at one point.
>>64861824
Gordon is a jack off. As are the Royals. Hell, the entire state of Missouri. Also you.
>>64861731
>>64861862
Wait, Gordon wasn't even a 1st overall pick. Well trolled tbqh.
Haven't read the thread so this may have already been talked about, but what's everyones opinion on how much the Royals are paying Gordon? Doesn't it seem a bit much for a below average player?
>>64861809
You're an absolute fucking retard
Learn how to fucking read
You didn't even refute the other points
Get the fuck out of this thread
So we're all in agreement then, Alex Gordon is literally the worst player in baseball.
>>64861938
I don't have to refute any thing. I make statement. Your the won who has to dissprove that, or it makes true. and the next statement im gona made is that your a cunt. dissprove me.
>>64861971
Oh, I'm fucking dying.
>>64861971
>I don't have to refute anything
That's because you know you don't have an argument you pathetic sack of fucking shit
>Your
Nice one
>You're the one who has to disprove that
The burden of proof is on both of us you dumb fucking piece of shit
Get the fuck outta here before I make you
I DO NOT tolerate casuals in my threads
>>64862003
my answer to all youre sentances are no. u mad.
>image familiar
it you when you post
>>64862003
You gonna let this faggot>>64862060 punk you like that? I wouldn't. He made you look like a bitch.
>>64860047
>>64862060
>>64862003
I've never seen a troll so obvious chase someone off. Bravo, anon. You fag.
>>64862357
Thanks. Was just getting started. Shame he ran out on me.
>>64862488
Holy shit to your whole post
>>64862357
>>64862488
>>64862534
The fuck do I have to do with it? So some anon made you look stupid? So what? Get over it. Not try to "troll" him back by pretending to be a tough guy on the internet. Nobody thinks it's funny.
>>64862534
Fuck Stockton.
Pussies can't fight for shit.
Although south Stockton is ok in my book.
>>64862488
>>64862534
thirrty minute later. this we get. shame. bad shame. your one of nohope
>>64862611
Little bitch
Can't handle it, don't try it to begin wit
Fuck oFf
>>64862488
>>64862534
>>64862597
>yfw Dallas Braden browses 4chan
S T O C K T O N
T
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C
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T
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>>64862650
>>64862658
More like Brian Silva. But he's doing it on purpose. Poorly.
>>64862658
W$M
If you're really from 209, you'll know what this stands for, faggot memester.
Northern California is such a dumpster
Explains why Ooco is a literal sewer with poo in the dugoutloo
>>64862658
read on stockton in computer. say stocken a geto. haha two youre life
I want /heem/ to leave.
Literally glorifies a city full of meth addicts and bank robbers who kill hostages.
>>64862689
Someone's watched a lot of Gangland
>>64862742
KEK
Might as well be throwing up Tracy, faggot.
>>64862658
I'm sure this isn't the first time you've been asked this, but are you done already? Not only was it underwhelming, but it was over in like 5min.
Does anyone else kinda feel like David Bowie's gonna come back? I mean if anyone is gonna be able to do it, it's gonna be him, right?
>>64862816
He's shit.
Only good song he ever made was Fame desu
/heem/ is literally /wwe/ tier
When can we vote to move their """sport""" to /asp/?
>>64862863
Don't be hatin, chu
>>64862863
wAtch yourself fool, dont be fuckin throwin shit up unless you be wilin to throw down motherfucker
STOCKTON BABY
>>64862841
dont be embarass. also i from shit town. we like brothurs. both dumb bad shit people. okay. i under stand
>>64862894
I already gave you my location, but since you're just shitposting you really don't know
>>64862841
Is this like a "Mickey from Shameless" kinda thing? Where you talk all tough and violent but really you just want someone to fuck you in the ass?
>A's Iphone shitposter is so salty about Glorious Anaheim because he lives in a LITERAL shithole
>>64862863
Literally anyone in the UFC could beat the shit out of any MLB player
>>64862926
S T O C K T O N
T
O
C
K
T
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>>64862953
>Literally anyone trained to play a sport and that spends countless hours practicing could demolish someone that doesn't
>>64862930
>/heem/ shitposter is an analslime wetback
kek
KEK
>>64862953
>rigged oil homo grapple fan thinks anyone from his shit "sport" could compete with real athletes
>>64862982
>>64862971
>betas mad as fuck that some punk ass roach like Vogt would get Stockton slapped back white boy ville
STOCKTON
Real athletes be doing Kung Fu and shit and be like "im a good fighter"
LMAOING my ass off nigga
hey bros r8 my brand new cap
>>64862973
>the subhuman that ironically lives in the sewers is a filthy rat
cuck
KEK
>>64862995
nigga wut the fuck are you rollin on
>>64863015
dont be wilin you punk ass you ant shit
fuck off wit dat, DONT THROW EM UP IF YOU AINT GONNA THROW DOWN MOTHERFUCKER
>>64863006
Rather a sewer than a 2-bedroom motel with 15 family members
are you that Analslimefag who works at disneyland?
>>64863042
Mujica?
>>64863042
>rather a sewer
LMAO
ENJOY MY DINNER NIGGUH
STOCKTON
209
>>64863025
I threw down last night.
Threw ure fukin mum down the stairs after i nutted in her ass
So.. How about that baseball?
Or are you the dishwasher with downs who works at Angels stadium?
Doubt it, at least he's white
:^)
>>64863060
dont even try that shit, chu
you a virg through and through
you got a virg nose too, that gon change if you try shit wit me, fuckin punk ass motherfucker
STOCKTON
>>64863076
>>64863042
The sewer rat is shook :^)
>>64863083
lol whatever faggot.
I don't have to worry about your people. I'm white, I dont give a fuck.
Just a reminder that Royals fans caused this
>>64863099
You clearly do :)
>>64863108
bumping this thread out of existence
fucking socal wetbacks
>>64863130
Sewer rat exterminated, BTFO
>>64863127
>tfw I can just call the cops and tell them you looked at me wrong and that they need to shoot you
>>64863139
That's why Bernie's getting elected, baby
Feel the Bern while you can, because your bigotry is disgusting and will be extinguished
goodnight /mlb/
/mlb/ BTFO
209 REPPIN
>>64863154
Can't stump the trump.
>>64863164
You're from Anaheim though, amigo
kek
/heem/ spic BTFO by mods
>>64863306
>still talkin shit after snitchin
lmao, look at the little PUSSY
lmao
/mlb/ gettin SHOOK after shit that aint even that real
Yall scared, better fuckin not know to throw em up when you ain ready to throw down motherfuckers
S T O C K T O N
This isn't baseball.
I miss baseball.
I think you sad fools are acting like this because you miss baseball too, and you just don't know how to channel your feelings of incompleteness. I'd say it's ok, but it's not ok. You're sick. You have to find a way out of the darkness and into the light. Until then, you should all feel ashamed of yourselves.
>>64863501
would you say we have to wake up?
>>64863501
I still need a break from baseball, season ended barely 2 months ago
>>64859332
This list is kind of shit. Cardinals at 3? No Astros?