OFFICIAL Tampa Bay Lightning @ Vancouver Canucks Gamethread

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>Miller back from injury

These games always go great

over/under 5 Tampa goals tonight?

how long till virtanen finns out and blows the game?

>>64791680
Tampa sucks ass, they'll probably score 1-2 goals

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>back to backs on a west coast road trip

this is horseshit

>>64791767
Blues fan here, I know this feel. So does every team the LA Kings play it seems. Wtf is up with that shit? Get beat around the ice for 60 minutes by the Ducks, then have to immediately turn around and play the Kings. And this happens for them(Kongs) a lot, almost like Bettman rigged the schedule for them.

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>>64791737

Well, he's skating on the Sedin line, so, uh

>>64791750

You doubt Willie D's commitment to the tank? This game will be 9-1 2.0

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>played like shit all year long
>still only a point out of the wild card

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>>64791838
>almost like Bettman rigged the schedule for them.

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fuck yes Killorn

what happened to the rule about defending player having to put the stick down in faceoffs?

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HERE WE GO LOL

>Cracknell

oh god I can't wait for people to get healthy so he can come out of the lineup

>>64791991

vev, also

>91

9-1 2.0 confirmed

>>64792002
I want linden vey gone before Cracknell. Why is he even starting ahead of McCann?

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Why can't we come out like this in the first period every game?

>>64792074

Medicine Hat Tigers

also McCann was clearly exhausted

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>Virt going full Finn on niggaz

what a weak call

>Cracknell, Prust and Dorsett on the ice with 20 seconds left on the powerplay

>>64791620
i want to get into hockey

wat do

wayne gretzky

wow these refs are really trying to make up for the 10 PPs they gave the Lightning in the last game

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>>64791994
>faceoff
>defending player

OH SHIT SON

BAERTSCHI HAS FIGURED OUT HOW TO SCORE

TAMPA GETTING MEMED ON

DAT HORVAT POWER MOVE

JUST GIVE US THE CUP

HORVAT BEING GOOD AGAIN

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we sure do know how to waste a fast start

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>>64792759

It's ok bro, if >we get a lead >we'll be sure to choke it in the 3rd

>>64792078
you don't play against ahl-tier teams like the cantpucks enough

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>>64792955
>7-0

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>trying to kill our best player

why

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>Edler

Jesus man control your stick

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it's incredible how inept our power play is

Where will Stammer sign?

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Jesus, Tampa, are you guys like trying to challenge our title as the Funniest PP in the NHL?

You're gonna need to give up a lot more shorties to be taken seriously as a contender

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>>64794879
well they tried

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>that extra second to settle the puck

dammit. But oh man can the Sedins turn it on when they want to

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>>64795031

You'll get there bro

If necessary hire John Tortorella

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>Nucks looking competent

Can't wait for 10 minutes of the Dorsett Show in the 3rd, leading to the inevitable loss

>le third period wave meme

Why is this shit every game now

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>>64798611

DUBS

DANK SWAG MEME CAT

WE'LL NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET

TIME FOR DORSETT DOUBLE-SHIFTING ON THE PK

>>64799120
what is going on with this webm

>>64799190

He died on the way back to his home planet

>>64799190
bald dude needs to learn how to operate a belt

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god damn that was a nice power play

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Goddamnit

TIME FOR DORSETT

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distinct kicking motion
no goal

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>EDLER

I've been away for a while, did we finally get rid of that fucking failure that is Sbisa?

>boom beach

Fuck you Vasilevskiy

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

BO

MOTHERFUCKING

SCORE THAT

HORVAT

WE HAVE A SECOND LINE

CUP
U
P

GET DORSETT OUT THERE SO WE CAN LOSE

>inb4 another OT loss

yayyy babby pt

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>>64799924
>hutton and horvat take over for daniel and henrik
>make the playoffs for the next 15 years

>>64799799
Injured

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>>64799979
>12 Cups
>Cherry on his deathbed smiles as a good ol Ontario boy lifts the Stan Lee Bowl, then vanishes as he becomes one with the Force

I OH

>>64800054
good enough for me

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They outshot them like 17-5 or 17-3 or something and the period still ended with both teams scoring a goal

that's typical fucking Lightning hockey right there

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EVERYBODY GETS A POINT

SHOOTOUT HERE WE COME

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AGAIN

FUCK

nice no call on the trip you fucking faggot refs

>>64800413

10-1

>>64792553
>7-1

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thank god

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>Henrik

what the fuck

GG Bolts

>1-8

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This fucking team. I swear, this fucking team...

I know it's gonna happen, why do I still get mad?

So is that 10 loser points now? lmao

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>Canucks
>losing in Overtime

Not enough sarcasm in the world, to be quite honest.

>>64800539
Family, you haven't transcended to the level in which you find this hilarious yet?

I'm literally mad about the Sedins at the end there
THE FUCK
surely you can pull another five seconds out of your ass
hospice when

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>>64800610
I've transcended past hilarity my fellow mapleboi, this is just frustrating.

I've had more fun watching the fucking panthers than the nucks.

>>64800695
lately, that is