Puck drop in minutes
GET IN HERE
>Miller back from injury
These games always go great
over/under 5 Tampa goals tonight?
>back to backs on a west coast road trip
this is horseshit
Blues fan here, I know this feel. So does every team the LA Kings play it seems. Wtf is up with that shit? Get beat around the ice for 60 minutes by the Ducks, then have to immediately turn around and play the Kings. And this happens for them(Kongs) a lot, almost like Bettman rigged the schedule for them.
Well, he's skating on the Sedin line, so, uh
You doubt Willie D's commitment to the tank? This game will be 9-1 2.0
>played like shit all year long
>still only a point out of the wild card
>almost like Bettman rigged the schedule for them.
HERE WE GO LOL
oh god I can't wait for people to get healthy so he can come out of the lineup
Why can't we come out like this in the first period every game?
It's ok bro, if >we get a lead >we'll be sure to choke it in the 3rd
Jesus, Tampa, are you guys like trying to challenge our title as the Funniest PP in the NHL?
You're gonna need to give up a lot more shorties to be taken seriously as a contender
>that extra second to settle the puck
dammit. But oh man can the Sedins turn it on when they want to
You'll get there bro
If necessary hire John Tortorella
>Nucks looking competent
Can't wait for 10 minutes of the Dorsett Show in the 3rd, leading to the inevitable loss
DANK SWAG MEME CAT
WE'LL NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET
TIME FOR DORSETT DOUBLE-SHIFTING ON THE PK
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WE HAVE A SECOND LINE
GET DORSETT OUT THERE SO WE CAN LOSE
>hutton and horvat take over for daniel and henrik
>make the playoffs for the next 15 years
>Cherry on his deathbed smiles as a good ol Ontario boy lifts the Stan Lee Bowl, then vanishes as he becomes one with the Force
They outshot them like 17-5 or 17-3 or something and the period still ended with both teams scoring a goal
that's typical fucking Lightning hockey right there
EVERYBODY GETS A POINT
SHOOTOUT HERE WE COME
This fucking team. I swear, this fucking team...
I know it's gonna happen, why do I still get mad?
>losing in Overtime
Not enough sarcasm in the world, to be quite honest.
I've transcended past hilarity my fellow mapleboi, this is just frustrating.
I've had more fun watching the fucking panthers than the nucks.