ONLY COMFY ALLOWED NO BULLY
FUCK OFF /POL/
Any skeletal activity here?
Checkin' in. Fuck the Bengals
Weak genes that should not reproduce.
This is what I get for expecting to be entertained
blanket, as long as you're here, I'm as comfy as I could be.
Well shucks I should shoop this image and replace the hawks logo with a skeleton
That's the nicest thing I've heard all day
I fucking sincerely wish that you would
I honestly don't get this NFL conspiracy.
Do you think these competitors who LOVE this sport would accept a loss and bastardize everything they've worked for? Do you think with dipshits like Johnny Manziel out there that it wouldn't get leaked that it's rigged? There MIGHT be some influence in big review calls, but that's all I can honestly see actually happening. There are FAR too many variables to try to control to rig the NFL.
Skeleton man I made this for you
Photoshop from your phone does not come out as well as it would from a computer
It's exotic to those who don't spend time around Asians and they aren't completely different to white compared to niggers and the like
After going to university with the slits I'll take an Aryan girl any day of the week
Literally the opposite, got drunk with a bunch of Asian girls a while back, they all started talking about how they only want white dick not small Asian dick, and they were all laughing and agreeing they want white guys,hurt my feelings since I'm black but damn I feel bad for Asian guys, not even your girls want you
>Denver and New England after watching these games
>game still scoreless
the fuck is this? soccer?
soccer's for literal homosexuals and ladyboys
Maybe I'm just particularly cynical on the matter (because I'm black) but does anyone here have an actual interest in seeing Ride Along 2 or know anyone with an actual interest in seeing it?
Also this game is boring as shit.
I want to see another one of these: greatest punt if all time:
they want to pretend to be intellectuals and have intelligent discussion on the internet, but the whole upvoting and downvoting completely takes out any differentiating opinons, and then when you add PC nazi level moderation almost nothing is allowed to be said.
I was fat and lost a lot of weight but now that i'm strong and aesthetic as fuck I always wondered if I could have played professional football as a linebacker or something..it doesn't look that hard considering that I have the muscle mass and the football IQ now
uhh my gf just texted me this...
I can't pick her up as I don't drive
I personally enjoy fucking Asian girls because, for me at least, there is none of the usual performance anxiety or anything along those lines and I feel that I can enact any of my fucked up fantasties without regret. This mostly comes back to the fact that I have zero respect for Asian women so when I choke and spit on them it feels like nothing, whereas I would normally not do that to a white woman.
This is absolutely true for every NFC north team. Literally why would you play a sports game outside tomorrow when its 0 degrees outside? it's fucking retarded.
Pittsburgh Steelers fan protesting the Bengals and their endorsment of Donald "Hitler Jr" Trump
It's what life will be like if Obama gets his way with "smart guns"
Goddammit this is starting to become the second coming of that shit cyclone I just watched!
>"W-well you gotta respect the D"
>blow through the D repeatedly
Nice fucking sport you have there you obese disgusting Amerifats
go back to watching f0-0tball, bruh
Can you lads imagine how comfy this game would be if it were heavy snow conditions instead of rain
What're u lads drinking on for the game? Sam Adams cold snap here
>technical difficulties so announcers silent
Soccer is 0-0 for hours usually.
>73 chimps out
>15 more yards
>another failed drive due to refball
>tfw you will never be as /comfy/ as Brady
>having the fucking sponsors logo in the locker room
same here. I just smoked a cig outside at about the same temperature as the gametime temp will be and my fingers were frozen in like 5 minutes. The QBs in that game will do basically nothing.I think it will basically be AP vs Lynch
AYO HOL UP
WE JUST GETTING STARTED ON DEEZ ORANGE SHERBET NIGGAS. MAHOGANY CREW GON TAKE IT TO DAT POP TART MUH FUCKA PLAYING QB LIKE WE DID DAT RED RYDER BITCH.
*SIPS FRUIT PUNCH*
>tfw you want to be comfy but your football organization is in shambles for years to come
This game is dicks. Half time im going to the campus wendys and getting a frosty
It's only us liberals left. fuck those nasty FACISTS
It's real, they're friends
>being a fan of shitattle
I don't even know what's in this webum but I like the filename.
Lynch not playing. And they'll have handwarmers or whatever but if you're out on the field for a while it's going to be a factor regardless. Just standing out there in the uniform would give me a big chill and I've lived in MN my whole life. Can't imagine being from southern US and then having to go play in that.
post yfw da hawks win the owl and your team didnt make the playoffs
>have a gorrilian dollars in cap space
It's happening next year.
just about every player on both both teams is probably from the south. I don't think it will benefit one team over the other based purely on temp. I think the fact that Seattles pass offense has been so good will drop greatly in that cold. Bridgewater was basically shit to begin with so there isn't that big of a drop for him.
I always liked that commercial with the little midget horse
>tfw I will never have a pet midget pony who has that natural sad face and wants to cuddle his/her head I'm your lap while you pet him/her like a dog
But then again I just told my mom this morning I wanted a pet monkey so don't mind my fantasies
yeah, Vikes will need Teddy to step a bit out of his comfort zone. Seahawks will be playing to stop the run and the conditions will favor running game so a key play here and there will have to be made by him. not sure he's up to it.
Just let me dream.
Did I hear correctly that Marshawn isn't playing tomorrow though? What happened?
Does it count if its these hawks that win the NHL equivalent of the owl?
>Did I hear correctly that Marshawn isn't playing tomorrow though? What happened?
yes tis true, sadly. i heard he missed the plane and that he wasnt healthy enough and decided not to join the team. not sure which one is tru but it will be a factor either way
I'm not sure what happens when you stop buying 16-packs of frozen White Castle cheeseburgers.
I'm not sure I want to want know.
Honestly, if you are a CB or a safety, and you know you are going to get penalized trying to make the safest hit possible, why wouldn't you try to fucking kill the receiver?
>do everything you can to make a good hit
15 yard penalty
>hit the receiver right in the head and knock him out of the game, possible the playoffs
15 yard penalty
There is no incentive other than small fines to try to be safe.
>hits him with his shoulder unintentionally in the facemask
>ref throws flag
>Simms says "good call"
>Stoolers gifted at 3 points
Inb4 "good call on a bad rule"
My favorite sport is being euthanized by pussies thinking every hard hit is going to leave someone concussed
guys my gf has been fucking me bareback ever since her period ended a few days ago. She has been dropping marriage and baby hints for the last month. I love her but I don't think I'm ready for all of that.
Sheeeeit. Well I'll be sure to shit talk you tomorrow in the thread. It's all in good fun.
Wonder if I should get a tripcode. Guess I could just use my /k/ trip. I don't need a unique one for each board do I?
I dunno, fuck it. Anyway, halftime soon boys. Should I watch an episode of my chinese cartoon or play a bit of Far Cry 2?
Yeah how could wanting to rule an army of monkeys possibly go wrong?