Luis Suárez banned for 2 matches

He said: "Venid acá, sos un desecho"

>>64751745
they don't know what else to do to avoid more barcelona titles

>>64751745
It's not like Simeone didn't warn us

what about the dude who said he shat on his whore mother?

>>64751745
is this only for copa, only for liga or for both competitions?

>le scapegoat for football associations man

>>64751804
Only copa

>>64751954
ah, no problem then, but I'm sure barcelona will get a tough draw if they pass to next round so they can capitalize on suarez's absence

Did he by any chance defend his statements by saying this is common practice in urgay?

>>64751761

translate it pedro

based referee

>>64751980
Come here, you are a waste of space

>>64751987
>waste of space
kek

desecho would be something like rubbish

>>64751745
Did he even say anything bad

>>64751745
now that I think about it, they are probably balancing the red card the black espanyol player (diop?) got for saying something to suarez. typical from our mickey mouse shit federation

>an uruguayan saying "Venid"

wat

>>64751761
>uruguayan saying "venid"
absolutely no chance

>>64751980
>>64751987
Too literal. "Get over here you piece of trash" would be a more fitting translation.

>valors

>>64752122
Diop had only 1 game suspension

absolute madman

>Meanwhile Espanyol GK unpunished
Holy fuck this shitfest already rotten to the core

>>64752141
>>64752456
he lives in spain though

you know you can pick up habits from places when you move there

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thread official song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8sj_pkwbNc

He better appeal and win or La Liga is more corrupt than I thought.

It was just a bit of banter.

>>64751761
no uruguayan would ever speak like that

>>64752806
Yes, this is why American footballers like Brad Friedel who have lived in England for decades speak with an English accent and uses British slang. You can't help it.

>>64752831
I never said you pick up accents you twat, and actually Americans and other foreign types do pick up our slang. You only have to hear them say "gaffer" or "lads" in an interview to know that.

>>64752141
>>64752456

Story behind this?

>>64751745
So when are they baning that retarded spanyol keeper?

Cool bias Spanish federation

Spanish FA mad as fuck.

>>64752991
Never, FIFA don't like Suarez and I bet that's why he didn't get the nomination for the ball on d'or

>>64752849
That dude was literally agreeing with you. Check your anger it's effecting your reading comprehension you fucking retard.

>>64751745
Did he eat somebody again, the absolute madman?

>>64752806
'no'

>>64752815
liga is completely corrupt but from what I've read he actually waited in the tunnels for espanyol players during the midgame rest and confronted them, which caused a bit of a fight. It's an ok ban if true, could have been red carded easily and similar ban would apply.

>>64752915
Only Spaniards and Equatorial Guineans use the form "vosotros" for the plural form "you". Latin Americans use "ustedes"

No Latin American person would say "venid" instead of "vengan"

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>Be the best striker since R9 Ronaldo
>Probably top 3 of all time in his position
>Get fucked by football associations cause you're a bit of a madman

Shame 2bh. All hail Rat King

>>64753117
Why do you guys pronounce "ll" as "sh" and not "y" like all the other spics?

>>64753228
Why would I know the answer to that? Also, that's only in Buenos Aires

>>64753228

Why don't you omitt your "r"s like all the other anglos.

>>64753256
But I do, I'm from Boston. I've never pronounced an R in my life.

>>64753228
Italian influence probably

>>64753255
and Uruguay la

>>64753269

But most Americans do.

Point still stands, accents and dialetcs vary from place to place. Same reason Spaniards say "th" while mexicans say "s"

>>64753228

that's a regional accent

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>>64751745
>meanwhile this physical violence led to 0 games of suspension

>La Comisión Antiviolencia

>>64754004
That's because of the Cristiano Ronaldo rule. They said they won't judge anything that wasn't appointed by the referee after Cristiano Ronaldo clearly attacked someone and now they have to do it with everything.

Unless with Piqués tweets.

>>64754004
there's no corruption in spanish football, please don't spread this obviously photoshoped footage

>>64754004
They would do anything to stop Barca eh

now we will listen to shit like Madrid was behind all this
lmao fucking deluded farca fags with their persecutions man smfh

>>64754004
literally childlike behavior

>>64754184
2 red cards after losing
2 penalty
And nobody talk about it eh

>>64754184
>nobody blames madrid
>halalfag jumps in full damage control
never fails

>>64754208
The Espanyol players were most likely paid an extra to hurt Barça players.

>>64753205

> Suarez is better than Henry, Shevchenko, Eto'o

Stop

>>64754276
>henry
>eto
Yes he is

>>64754276
he's far better than henry, arguebly the other two as well

>>64752141
>>64752456
>>64753117
it's the same thing you fucking idiots.
the only difference is that the spaniards use the plural and we use the singular, that's what confuses them.

>Venid acá, sois un desecho
>Vení acá, sos un desecho

you understood what the spaniard meant.

>>64754330
>>64754290
Henry was better than Sheva and far better than fucking Eto'o. Suarez is fantastic though and can be just as good. Henry was better early in his career but Suarez can make up for it by not going to a babby league early like Henry. Even in his mind 30s Henry was wrecking shit, scoring olimpicos and left footed volleys from a dropping ball at the far side of the box.

>>64751794
Suspended for one game

>>64754276
>Shevchenko
Missing after went out from italy
>Henry
Fuck this shit i already win UCL
>Eto
Helped by Ronaldinho

>>64754414
Suarez is too wooden to be better than Henry desu

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Come back home Luis, you just need a good hug

why do you guys care so much? the ban only applies to the Copa del Rey, and Barca could easily get to the semis with the B team

>>64753205
>a bit of a madman
He bites people. People don't bite people, animals bite people. And Hannibal fucking Lecter. And Mike Tyson.

>>64754662

>the B team

uh...

How does Barca line up their front three in the first game of the next leg?

Neymar - Messi - Turan?
Turan - Neymar - Messi?

Luis Enrique's wet dream edition:

Nolito - Neymar - Messi

>>64754976
Turna is a midfielder no

Hey /sp/, how do you deal with it when your team signs a Muslim? Do you just hope he's a Meccan Muslim and not a Medinan Muslim?

>>64755033
Turan is also a winger who can play on either side.
Iniesta and Roberto are midfielders but they have both spent time at forward for Barca this season.
You should know by now that Barca frequently plays people out of their natural position.

>>64754976
he has sandro and munir, but he could use either turan or iniesta at either wing

>>64755092
>he has sandro and munir
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. They're stupid as shit if they don't sell these chucklefucks so they can afford someone decent as a backup forward.
>but he could use either turan or iniesta at either wing
Yeah, the way Iniesta has been playing lately at his natural position there's no fucking way I'd ever pull him from there. Turan it should be.

>>64753205
>all time top 3 in his position
O I AM LAFFIN

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>>64753205
I love Suarez and also rats

>>64752476
Yeah I guess translating it literally for my Japan friend wasn't a good idea