>mfw he wins the bungles first playoff game in forever and and dalton kills himself
>ketchup on a burger
>Oreo in a shitty "milkshake"
>Ore-Ida crinkles being served in any establishment
Why is he so perfect?
>be a bama bandwagoner tbqhwyf
>hoped my team drafted him
>watch him go to the bungles
>feared he would be a journeyman
>hoped for ginger to get injured so McGOAT could shine
his time has come
Ketchup goes on fries, not the burger.
Ketchup on meat is disgusting, it basically masks the juicy taste of the beef. Maybe if you had an overcooked dry hockey puck of a patty you would need ketchup to give it some moisture but in any other situation you are a pleb.
>4 super bowls
>50 touchdowns in one season
>Wife who cucks him with his own teammates
>back up QB to a ginger with 0 playoff wins